/cum/

>tfw balding

Should I just give up on my hopes and dreams?

France is best ally

>inb4 buthurt canadian and others

This is the only power that scares the establishment

>white power

the guy in the white tank top looks like a chicano lmao

D-do u like brown Americans...

Do you like Mercy

forgot my earphones in my shorts and my mom did the laundry, going to try them, wish me luck

is this true?

What are you listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=nxByyoMynZA

Ok buds how to I make money online?

Bitcoins ok cause I just want the money for drugs anyway

Are there any altcoins worth mining?

>Canadians
every last one of them

No not really

This is tho

youtu.be/LtU3vUOa2sw

Yes, now be my brown gf.

Comfy music only
youtu.be/TYRDgd3Tb44

>gf
Ummm I'm not a girl

looking for a good asmr channel
youtube.com/watch?v=zp55GC4H6cI

one of the biggest justifications to keep saying nigger/faggot feel like a ''good person''

Time to get your boipucci ready.

youtube.com/watch?v=sPW-F3Eebkc

I like those titties

recommend essential cuckold media.
I'm trying to get in to the genre

I AM A GREEK

Lads, post your waifus :3

umm, this really got my dongus in full mongus

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the only reason I could stomach Persona 3

>tfw no android gf

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Are you a communist?

Nujabes is always comfy

I'm sorry
I can't help you with that
most asmr "artists" on youtube are really crap
Let me know if you ever find one

nice
reminds me of this for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=vyut3GyQtn0

of course

>Are you a communist
No, its just a good song

I have three like the loser I am.

best non non

It is a good song, I was just checking

this is my favorite soviet song

youtube.com/watch?v=Kfi-llNlU0g

Is Trump literally Dunning-Kruger: The Candidate?

>oh economy I heard you do tax cuts and it fixes that, I KNOW MORE THAN ECONOMISTS HOW TO FIX IT
>oh ISIS I heard you gotta bomb them and steal their oil, LOL TORTURE THEM MORE I GUESS, MUH WATERBOARDING
>oh people feel unsafe ITS ALL THE MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS FAULT, BUILD THE WALL

And the people who vote for Trump are also that way. Fox News watching idiots. Crooked Hillary's brightest moment was when she correctly identified this Basket of Deplorables. And Trump naturally encourages them. Yes, yes, my underlings! Be more dimwitted and easy to manipulate! Yes, my deplorables!

Nothing but insipid, shallow understanding of every major issue. Pandering and populism. And people fall for it in droves. People always fall for it because they don't read books. If you actually knew what happened in other countries that tried electing an anti-establishment guy like that, you'd know it's a bad idea.

Why would you ever elect a candiate who has real experience? Much better to elect the guy who makes shit up on the fly.

And this is the finest democracy in the world KEK

>mentally retarded titcow
>best

>mentally retarded

she's literally the smartest one out of all of them

>says this when he posts the dumbest of the group

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So many waifus :3 I'm proud of you lads!

being a autistic savant doesn't make you not autistic

>Is Trump literally Dunning-Kruger: The Candidate?
Yes, very well-put. Dunning-Kruger explains a huge portion of our population.

yeah nigga!

>being cute is the same as being autistic

I really want a nice pair of tits to succ on right now tbeh

>The “SI SI…” lettering (meaning “Yes Yes…”) was propaganda for one of the two plebiscite elections held during the Fascist Regime, where electors didn’t vote for individual parties (there wasn’t any but the Fascist one), neither for single candidates, but just voted “Yes” or “No” to a single list of candidates presented by the Duce himself.

>The voting procedure used two ballots and two envelopes; the yes ballot was in the colors of the Italian flag with fascist symbols, while the no ballot was a white sheet. The voter had to place the ballots in envelopes, put his chosen ballot in the ballot box and return the discarded one to the voting supervisors, de facto allowing them to check what each person had voted
top kek

she's a flamming homo. That's what causes her random streaks of autism.
Oh shit. Now, I truthfully see my error.

>being cute
>making millions of dolls of your crush isn't autisitc
>it's cute
she's crazy cat lady tier at best

>tfw no qt Italian fascist gf

Tell me about Hispanic girls in USA and Canada. Are they worth dating? Do they make good gf's?

she makes the dolls because she knows she can sell them to the plebs who think the midget is best girl

>USA
Some are and do

>canada
nonexistent

>have 2 party system
>laugh about 1 party system

Oh John...

you guys are my only friends

Kind of sad, really.
*hugs*

Same, except for my wife. She hates me, though.

Ok go to the corner store and buy me a soda and some chips or else I won't be your friend anymore

Is your wife cute

Does she like black men?

* enter cliche new friend that tells mc that her friends are shit

why the hell would she

Why does your wife hate you?

She wants a real nigga with a big dick that can satisfy her unlike you bitchboi

Have you bought pic related yet? I hear it helps out your relationship tons

>husband rooms

vice.com/en_uk/read/pepe-the-frog-tattoo-whoops

Vice media epitomizes Robert Conquest's 2nd law of politics:

Any organization not explicitly right-wing sooner or later becomes left-wing.

>vice

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No and no.
Because I've been a depressed piece of shit since we moved to a place I don't like for her job.

why even bother with a human face if you're gonna have gears and tubes everywhere?

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Is anime real yet?

Tech parts just make her more cute and they can be replaced as she gets older. Or just plain update and upgrade to a better model!

because then they look cute

>tfw no american cock to ravage my boipucci

I watched this movie last weekend with friends and we had a fun discussions afterwards about it.

I'm really excited for that moment when AIs become advanced enough that people start falling in love with them.

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She's the best android

I like a lot of stuff Vice does but the whole pepe hate symbol thing really just a symptom of the twitter age where a growing group of people can only consume little bites of information at a time. The actual ADL article doesn't even classify pepe as a hate symbol, just the racist pepes. I don't know why it even got written anyways but someone just saw the clickbait title that some cunt intern slapped onto it, retweeted it and boom suddenly everyone thinks pepe is a hate symbol. Feels bad man.

Trashy wannabe-human transbots. Get a real robowaifu

gross

soon

Caleb did nothing wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=pWOQQTBCcTM

best game or bestest game?

>red eyes of satan
>ugly brown-gray skin
>that "hair"

My gf locked me in the bathroom while she had her date over last night

What are some good ways to get back at her?

to me it seemed like caleb and nathan represent different parts of humanity in relation to AIs, that both end up getting shafted. the whole thing seems to be like a big warning sign. But, I don't think anyone can stop advanced AIs from becoming a thing. It's going to happen, it's like, I don't know. Icharus has to fly close to the sun, it's part of the way things go.

she's doing the new tomb raider now apparently, hope it doesn't ruin her career, she a qt

>jelaous because he only gets trashy androids with tattoos and wires everywhere while I get a sleek piece of steel

Please tell me you're memeing, cucks like literal cuck shed almost.

masturbate slowly while she fucks her date
that'll show her

oh not this cuck again

get yourself a shotgun, or a noose

Loved the Icelandic Giants one

She's one of the few pre-islamic Swede qt's.

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I wish I was good at CS

IKTF

I'm not meming and I'm not a cuck
I'll hang your dumb ass
I tried but she had my hands tied to plumbing under the sink
fuck off weeb

Dude, you're being cucked. Kick her to the curb and never try again

the Sociopath meme is honestly my favorite

Zuckerberg stole Facebook, no?

>I'm not a cuck

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USA is leading in
>manufacturing
>biomedical technology
>bioengineering
>best universities
>productive economy
>entrepreneurial society
And still you guys haven't produced a single android or even a cyborg. Explain.

we've seen I-Robot and Terminator enough times to know thats a bad idea

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Who /cap fan/ here?

For the one and only time I ask you guys to create technology that can potentially destroy the planet and you refuse? How are you?

I think the guys on the cool boards call this "Cape Shit"

How dare you*

>How are you?
Not too bad, and you?

baby steps

youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

youtu.be/tf7IEVTDjng

youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY

I hate when the "Updating" text next to the Update button and the auto checkbox hangs on "updating" for a second so you think it's loading in some (You)'s but really it's just being shit

Good, very good! Soon USA will overrun the world with your metal legions and I'll be rewarded for me loyalty with an android gf.

stop posting tras robots

>Soon USA will overrun the world with your metal legions
Right after UN outlaws hockey sticks

I think Ava needed a bigger butt, tbqh

Hey /cum/, let's talk about natives.

I can't tell, is that the new stealth drone the navy/army is contracting?

YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR SHITTIER REASONS! DON'T DATE CALL ME WAIFU TRASH!
SHE'S PERFECT AS SHE IS!
Whatever excuse suits you.
Finnish Sami are just alcoholics.

My fellow american

what is this cooldown crap

>Whatever excuse suits you.
watch the video

Which Cap?

r8 my dinner

cmon m8, she had a tiny booty

>rainy
>cool
>dark
>sipping hot tea
who else /comfy/ rn?

Captain Canuck > Captain America

I prefer my girls petite and skinny. Big boobs make my physically sick. Ass should be toned. But it's not necessary

comfy/10

>Big boobs make me physically sick

Don't make me come up there

Wish I had one of these desu

youtube.com/watch?v=vkk-sOo8Hqw

never been a fan of chicken wings/drum sticks, unless you get 20 of them covered in buffalo sauce and blue cheese

You get points for being good enough at geography to know Canada is above America

Fuck off with your shit taste satan

I can't fathom how some people come to a point where they lose their virginity. I don't see that point happening with me. I can't conceive how it would possibly happen, how that moment will go, how things will happen.

I wish I was dead.

This
Patrician taste in girls tbqhfamalam
Keep you "high-test" ogresses

youtu.be/tf7IEVTDjng?t=1m27s

The one who was a hero before he got his powers

>go to bunny ranch
>pay for hooker

cheeky bastard

Redpill me on Hispachan especially /mex/.

You're making to much of it. It's not a magical and rare unicorn, it's just benis in front bum for a few minutes.
My first time was rushed and in the backseat of a Chrysler Cordoba.
You meet a girl, you see that she's interested, find a place to do it, do it. Very simple

thats not Cyclops on the far left, is it?

>above

Giant-Man

:3
Petite girls are the best girls
>tfw no flat chest Quebec gf
>tfw no skinny British Columbia gf

You mean a manlet with a Napoléon complex?

Also, Captain Canuck was a heroic secret agent before getting his powers.

>5 fucking leafs
can't make this shit up

>Explain.
We're friendly people, so we don't need to fuck robots.

>Québec
8/10, maybe another .5 for the accent
>British Columbia
You made a serious mistake

What you want is a 10/10 rural maritimer girl.

That's Canada's symbol

none of this is right tho.

what you want is a small town prairie girl. Literal wife material.

This

Lotta low test betas in here tonight.

Quebec sounds nice! I should probably get my degree, study France try to move to Montreal.
>small town prairie girl
Please, tell me more.
Someone understands beauty!

Normies shithole

I can't laugh at graves, so you win this round

Montréal is ok, Québec City is better though

>Tonfas
>Maple syrup canisters over his arse

Married to a skinny girl, boys

remember to buy a four chan pass
>can't use paypal
I'll "four chan pass" on that, thank you!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>quebec city
Seems comfy
You lucky bastard!

tonfas are pretty cool

L O W T E S T
O
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Its not M00t's fault, its pay pal that doesn't want to do business with Cred Forums.

she got a big butt?

Quebec is the only non-shit city in north america.

hmmpf
I just don't want Cred Forums anywhere on my billing statement

During WWI many trenches were connected by tunnels, some of which had white chalky walls similar to the Cliffs of Dover.
It was customary for soldiers to carve their name, rank, hometown or regiment, and a little pictoglyph thet felt reptesented them.
For example one Maritimer carved a fish, a Québécois carved a beaver, but most Canadians simply carved a maple leaf.

Who's going to find out?

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I have a gift card to regal cinemas and nothing to do most weekdays so I want to see a movie one morning this week

any recommendations?

There have been 3 or 4 Captain Canucks, one of them was a former RCMP officer, that's probably him with the old style police tonfa sticks.

you need to tell us whats playing first

Me too, although her belly is pretty big right now

that's very interesting

the government when they illegally ransack my earnings like they do

who knocked her up?

I think I'm going to get sum fucc tonight

mobile.fandango.com/regalwestchestercommonsstadium16-aavgw/theater-page?date=10/03/2016

any day but Thursday

>grinding your crotch into the head of the Prince of Atlantis
Lets see Captain Canuck do that

Me

Id say Magnificent 7 or sully

or just watch the superior 1950's M7

there was too much food
i couldn't finish it all

Holding hands to keep warm with academy award winner Ben Kingsley?

What's your favorite American anime /cum/??
pic related

The Simpsons

Is this a "things Americans never say" edition? Let me try:
>We have a respected foreign policy

King of the Hill

GR 15

Credence Clearwater Revival

A random american mom added me on facebook
what the fuck
i accepted her friend petition

Far out man

EXCELLENT post

it might just be a bot

《°○°》

cuck

Gi joe

I ate a bunchof blue crabs and now my tummy hurts a little

yo en mi primer año de español.

Started interning for a bunch of archaeologists
Got to sort out some dead guy's bones and catalog them

:DDD

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do you get to fight nazi's?

sounds like fun desu

>people choking on Elon Musk's balls don't think they're part of a cult

>cute 3k
how much cute can one have?

In my life I want to destroy at least one third world country, either physically, environmentally, or economically

How do I accomplish this goal and what do I study?

depends on the anime girl

That's fucking cool, bro

Nah, but I did get to peek at a room that looked like this

It was pretty nifty
His teeth had mercury fillings and he had some pretty good remnants of a black and white cotton shirt

news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/trudeau-government-announces-rational-shift-in-arctic-policy-will-seek-to-work-with-russia
so Russian northern neighbours soon

have fun, Alaska

Going out with a 100% hispanic girl is like dating a wild animal. Exciting but it'll probably snap and try to kill you at one point (literally).

The mixed Hispanic girls are where it's at amigo.

I want to economically destroy latin america

never enough desu

sup faggots
how are the gfs

>mfw anime posters haven't been banned yet

by cheap shit that's made in China or India, or anything that is made in the 3rd world.

donate old eletronics to companies that "donate" it to 3rd world or dispose of the parts they don't want in the 3rd world.

all of which damage those countries environments. the first one gives a select few people money for sales, but their workers work in horrible conditions and they pollute the hell out of their country since no regulations.

They will suffer to satisfy my power fantasies

anime?

no

I know what you mean. One day we would teach our children that nothing exists past the rio grande

>even if she were real, she wouldn't go out with me

>mfw frogposters havent been banned yet

We are going to make an anime, and we are going to make it 10 seasons long. We are going to bring anime back where it came from. We are going to make anime great again.

well we have to teach them about the Panama Canal

and Costa Rica is pretty friendly

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do it one more time I FUCKING DARE YOU STEVEN - LET'S JUST SEE HOW TH

R8 my /fa/shion

>pic
truly the alt right is a thing of evil

The Panama Canal won't exist once we physically remove central America from the earth

>Button-up shirt
Kys

10/10
Learn to reply newfag

me on the left and you on the right

Bonsoir mon rondelet voisin, ça va ?

how non nonchalant.
grown men who masturbate to anime, when we think of those that influence elections, these are now the ones we think of...they have no kids nor jobs
t. bald guy of CNN

Stinky>10

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What do you mean by 'establishment'?

This is a serious feel, and I'd like it if you guys took it seriously.

What's the best way to trick a girl into sucking your dick

Are more of a Bond guy than an Indiana Jones gent?

the "man"

If you don't like button-up shirts then get out of my face

Threatening to kill yourself until you actually do

das juden

Tell her it's what grownups do.

What man?

Big Government

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What you gonna do, bitch?

D.A.K.

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Probably nothing

Eating pizza lads.

Helps me forget tfw no gf. Good thing I'm not fat (yet).

Please don't tell me this. I'm battling a literal addiction. I'm giving everything I have not to go to a pizza restaurant rn.

>falling for dem joos meme
how blue-pilled can one be?

My supper
It's much better than pizza tbqhf

What is or did /cum/ have or having for supper

>Big Government
Why do you vote for Hillary then?

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who says I was voting for Hillary?

>much better than pizza
Swing you're neck on a rope

U should just do it user

JILL STEIN 2016

>you're
Put your face in a blender and close the lid.

You think pizza is better than salmon?
Good luck with puberty

>voting

Königsburg is rightful Russian clay

your state flag

I want to, but it's already late and it costs money and I'm scared.

your flag

doesnt mean shit

I live in a red county

I'm with her

I'm voting for Hillary.

Don't worry user!

You'll be okay, you do live in a white city right?

I'm stuck in a dilemma. Do I save this pic in my pol folder or in the one designated to finnish culture?

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I have never been so torn up over an election.
Who should I vote for /cum/, Hillary or Trump?

good taste

Yes, but I felt safer surrounded by blacks in my hometown desu.

but that was the new testament, which spread christianity, not judaism

funland :DDD

Why do you prefer to not show your county and city flag then? Step your shit up, Hillbot

because my city doesnt have a flag

STOP TELLING OUR SECRETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Christianity didn't make a clear separation from Judaism for centuries depending on the region

Use TMSU

alrighty

But your county does

How much do you guys drink in a week? And what's the normal amount for your area?

Where's your hometown?

yah, but why show the county if I cant show the city?

what's TMSU?

Lads, I need help!

Should I learn Spanish or French? Which one would be more useful for my career?

Las Vegas. Living in the next state over rn, and it's a living Hell. I need pizza every night to help wash away the pain.

>Which one would be more useful for my career?
What's your career?

>not knowing both

Get a load of this guys ese

Bioinformation technology

Russian, you slav.

My town's flag

In an average week I drink around 20 beer and 2,250mL of hard stuff like whiskey or rum.
I am a Maritimer, in Atlantic Canada "fetal sobriety syndrome" is a recognised medical condition. I drink far less than average Atlantic Canadian.

tmsu.org/
Lunix semantic filesystem for tagging and searching files, but I believe there's also a build for Win.

New

I've been slowing down my drinking but a 12 or 15 pak on a friday or saturday is pretty normal for me, I'm a lightweight tho. My friends drink more. Alberta here I don't know whats normal tho

French

Bio = life
Information = education
Technology = Technology

Unless you are studying which chainsaw cuts off someone's head more quickly or if it's scientifically possible to sleep 25 hours a day, Spanish will not help. They have no life, education, or technology beyond hammocks and burritos.

Go with French.

they're pretty much the same language, just learn one and the other should come easily

>they're pretty much the same language

Pourquoi tu mens ? Fermé ta gueule

So other anons can locate you :^)

>bong passport
fucking dropped

I don't speak french but my parents do and from what my mom learned about spanish, there's lots of similar words. kinda like german and english

French because France actually has an economy where people have jobs and they actually hold influence in the EU unlike Spain.

Whereabouts in the US are you from?

Maratimes sounds great desu. How are summer tourism jobs out there?

Whatever place you are interested in more. Unless you can find some directly applicable career options requiring either one don't learn just because one is more "useful for a career". You'll just waste your time when there are dozens of other ways to help you earn more money that don't take as long as learning an entirely new language.

looks gud. i just had some leftover steak and rice.

this year's election is a huge meme, i love it

bong, james bong

it is funny and interesting to see how far it goes down the rabbit hole.