/balt/+/ausnz/ = concentrated /bantz/

Up for round two desu lads, she went to pee

probably something untoward about benis in bagina

are you the one from yesterday who's meeting up with an American lad next year?

Brotha is just a more perfect version of me fuck him.

He also complimented my outfit and said I look good in it, quite suspicious.
Ye, that's me.

Why is BARUTO so /based/?

That is very suspect. You should be careful around him.

Why are you lamenting the lack of husband when you've got a potential one in the works?

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Shouldn't whole balt be asleep and Aus be shitposting on full gear?

Btw, objectively speaking, if kiwis and aussies were to declare a war, who would win?

>inb4 emus

also some Lithuania-tier entertainment
youtube.com/watch?v=58EuSwpf1pg

Robot wars used to be top tier entertainment

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>Btw, objectively speaking, if kiwis and aussies were to declare a war, who would win?
It was almost certainly devolve into a sporting series with a gentlemen's agreement of whoever wins that then wins the war.

So in short
Union, kiwis win.
Cricket, we win.

Good reply, thanks.

do they even have an army?

they're welcome to become an australian state whenever

Never read a single fact about NZ, but considering that even Latvia has an army (kek) then I can surely assume NZ must have something that qualifies as national defence forces... the zoo maybe, idk.

We are already planning

youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

Nah leftist governments destroyed our arm forces and our current neoliberal globalist government doesn't want to dish out the shekels.

We usually just send a couple hundred soldiers to piggybank off the yanks or australia

They do have an army, it's just very small and a bit outdated
We'd probably win, our army can only really bully the small countries around us
ree I was going to post that
always get a laugh 2bh

>neoliberal globalist government
I thought that was a meme

tomorrow i shall shitpost from this observation tower

Why do tomorrow what you can do today?

bit dark now to go and find it in the middle of the woods and fields. it's kilometers off from me m8. tho i do wish i'd taken a bottle of whiskey with me and stayed a night there just shitting up /int :DDDD

it is
>mfw this one """"kiwi""""poster who's somehow escaped the containment zone

Saw that thread about Estonia.
Seems like there's a lot of blacks in Estonia thinking about changing vacation place to Belarus now.

Chink detected

defaming cunt

regards, winston peters' only supporter under 80

I'm a labour voter actually and I'm glad they're going back to their roots of fuck the chinese

>I'm a labour voter

>posting yellow man
t. chinese

>estonians
>mongols
pick two

>9 images of same person in one picture
what is this? a picture for spiders?

Really disappointed for all Estonians falling for that bad bait posted by that Russian..

>lithuanians beings weebshits
don't even care. i always knew your lot was retarded

I am Prussian.

is estonia nordick?

Hello Balt,

I would like to request a lithuanian to give me a (You).

Thabk you very much,
Signed me.

McKenzie is the sussest cunt. Can kick tho

I'm pretty sure that Rhys Darby from Flight of the Concords was in the army.

I just ate a burrito.

It's complicated, Satan. I mean I love the American dude, but if theoretically marriage comes into play, my parents will be so disappointed. He'll also be in the army, so waiting for him to get home from deployment will be suffering. He also wants to be in the police later, which will be complicated because learning the language is hard and will take forever. I'll also soil muh glorious Estonian genes with Danish/German/bit of Scottish genes.

Yes, hello? Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Good morning, eesti. You're up early.

He's in the US military and wants to be an Estonian cop afterward? That's a bit unusual.

Ruining your genes with an American is a legitimate concern. Pic related.

I'm just about to go to sleep, actually.
Nah, he told me he wants to take domestic calls and be in the police. It's just that I refuse to move from here. Life truly is suffering.
What's your heritage, tfw?

fat cunt

i have awoken, and no i am not a gf you american swine

Hmm. That doesn't sound like a great plan. Too many hard compromises. If only love was pragmatic!

Despite the image I just posted, I am unironically German with some Anglo and other assorted western Europeans.

This is true. America has an obesity epidemic. Pls no bully.

ok np. good morning to you, sir.

Fucking rain woke me up

I know, bls halp you yid potatonigger

gif for you friendo

halp with what?

W-with my situation.

whats the matter chap?

They are fixing everything around me, they are making these mini parks in Vilnius so one is right next to my house.

oh fugg I thought you were not :DDD

Logically speaking, if your goals are to remain in Estonia and preserve your pure Estonian genes, the only way to do that is to forget the American lad and pair up with a local lad.

I realize logic rarely comes into the picture when dealing with feels, but if you realize you're going to be unhappy with any outcome, you should probably choose the path that has the fewest long term effects.

Really do not like this rain meme.
Can you like not?

see
(pure suffering tl;dr)

I know how it is, some time ago I had to reject a lad I liked very much due to his African-heritage mother.
But what if I don't find anyone local? I doubt I would find someone local who is as Cred Forums as me, as chill as me, into the same lewd things as me, so cute and adorable both personality-wise and visually etc. I feel like I'm past the point of return with him. I'll be fine with his decision to reject me if he wants to, but I can't possibly imagine being with someone else. It feels wrong.

>cute and adorable both personality-wise and visually etc
Get a load of this narcissist fuck

Nice RP, going to make some tea and oven bread lads

wakarimasen

thank, so dark outside

>African-heritage mother
good call

I'm sorry eesti, I don't have all the answers for you. Life is hard, relationships are harder, and feels make everything muddy.

>tfw no eesti Cred Forumsack gf

What's your game plan if you do ever find an eesti girl on here? Are you just going to spam
> be my gf plz
Over and over?

How do you think relationships actually work?

No, I agreed to be his wingman when he comes here. My personal pussy game is stronk as fuck, all the bitches love me.

That's a good question. I had not thought that far ahead.

Stopped raining.
Any volunteers to test quantum immortality theory?

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Be happy you still get rain. I don't even remember what it's like.

t. drought

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having sausages for brekkie chaps

having sausages for dindin lad

bimp bump bamp

Seen those Cred Forums pass posts lads?

hiroyushima has gone too far

Really hoping it doesn't last, he's probably trying to sell passes.

I think its working. I saw a bunch of people showing their "Since October 2016" passes

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So no richfags here?

I am poor

check out this rare spurdo i made

Really like this culture

i read in a science book that balt sucks

thanks

literally me right now

SHITSKIN NORTH ISLAND MONKEYS SUCK MY DICK.

AUCKLAND DESERVES TO BE NUKED.

imho.

I've ridden a motorbike through that part of the world. One of the best things I've ever done.

Eating a local brand curd snack and not karums lads

I always dreamed of going on a walkabout in Straya while munching on tuckka and blowing my digeriedoo as I march through the billabongs.

REMOVE AUSSIE remove australian
you are worst anglo. you are the anglo idiot you are the anglo smell. return to desert. to our desert cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,america we will never forgeve you. bogan rascal FUck but fuck asshole anglo stink aussie struth struth..kangaroo genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead koala..ahahahahahAMERICA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .australia we kill the prime minister, australia return to your precious desert….hahahahaha idiot aussie and american smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE AUSTRALIAN FROM THE PREMISES.you will get caught. NZ+UK+CANADA+IRELAND=kill australia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in new zealand, tupac making album of nz . fast rap tupac nz. we are rich and have lotr now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink aussie… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a desert
tupac alive numbr one #1 in nz ….fuck the australia ,..FUCKk ashol bogan no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the aussie farm aminal with rap magic now we the nz rule .ape of the zoo presidant tony abbot fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and australia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our goldcoast we will crush u lik a skull of kangaroo. new zealand greattst countrey

Who /cozy/ here?

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thanks
check my more foreigners friendly version of the usual avarars

>banned 6 times in 2 days
starting to think i'm not a very good poster

>fern flag
please let the world forget about that retarded flag change pol

bit rude.

No?

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2015.

ferns are alright okay

a fern is a leaf
we are not leafs please dont confuse us

I need to cuddle someone soon or I'm going to fucking lose it.

What's the reason you're not getting cuddles?

I'm male, socially awkward and unattractive. I live half a country away from any friends or relatives.

Nah you'll be fine i'm sure of it

GET OUT YOU RICHFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn bro. Sounds like you're having a pretty rough time.

it wuz my christmas present to myself okok

what did you get for me?

/balt/

i dunno lol

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Brekky time cunts

you look like wife material

hmmm who are you?

>undercooked eggs
Are you sure you're not that american youtuber who does food badly?

If you're into hairy "girls" I'm game.

sweet bon appetite mon cheri

it seems that you put a lot of work into making this breakfast
as a lazy bastards I just eat some cereal or few sanwitches or something like that

hello my dudes

heelloo

i love estonia

had a dream where I adopted a qt blonde daughter and slept with her
interesting

love you too

would you balts consider yourselves an attractive geographic region?

I think you are on to something. Don't think it's our world famous hospitality that is attractive so it might got something to do with the geographical location indeed.

I suppose, fucking russians cant just buy some ice breakers to get a usable port, they just rather invade a country.

my thoughts exactly

Cutie.

Balt is extremely slow today, why is that?

Because you touch yourself at night xD

fugg :---DDD

What do I vote for?

That mouth aint big enough to suck away all that dindu cum from yur gfs ass lol

Fascist don't vote

Oh shit it's the estonian with cuck fetish x---DDD

Waddaup?

Because you said mean things about my egg.

Vote for pro lithuanian and freeedooooooom of burning all non-lithuanians

>Waddaup?
Not your dick lol u hav erectile dysfunction xDD

I am sorry, I just wanted to meme so people would post more memes and memes keep thread alive.

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Well it didn't work.
Gonna go out to the bakery and grab some coffee and pastry. Fuck I love my life.

Post pics of delicious pastry, thanks.
t.hanks

>my library books still aren't here
not happy at all

What's wrong? Too fat to go out and get them yourself?

No they are coming from another branch not the one near me

>Delicious pastery

All that food still cannot fulfill the gaping hole in yur soul

Are you trying to bullying me? What do you want scary internet ghost?!

Oh, I'm sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=fxVMBIknDP0

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

I dont ned to bully u evry1 already hhates u

I don't know, man, it worked for me.

They only do delivery if you're heaps disabled oi

Thanks

wut about the gaping hole that is yyour ashole from being fugged in the ass by governmend?

is just banter. also dont tha k me thank ypur mum who never loved u XDD

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Come on, it's 2016 vote for liberals

what's for brekky mum??

Who /fashion/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=F6VfsJ7LAlE

if you plan voting for them kys before you cast your vote. no really just do it

nice fade on the lad

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

Trash, just like u llol

Why the fuck do polititians always have really bad haircuts?

That candidate looks exactly like the current year man

>dabartiniai metai
>Jis nebalsuoja už darbo partija
Ivanai..

lmoa

lmao I kill u

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lol u can kys and do both of us a favour

lmao I can't believe you just said that to me

lmao I can't believe you just said that to me

lol i cant believe ur still living XD

lol i cant believe ur still living XD

>darbo partija
You want another 4 years of nothing getting done?

>tfw

I'm done with u cya

There is no party that would change anything.

vote tėvynės sąjunga – Lietuvos krikščionys demokratai
thanks

or Tvarka ir teisingumas

they are pro gay so no

If you think that they are nationalist's you're very mistaking.

need a qt bf to cuddle and get shitfaced with tbqh

>voting for literal retards
youtube.com/watch?v=P1jSFj3VVrc

okay what about

one of their leaders

they're also liberals

>voting for the continuation of this illegitimate government
>not devoting yourself to the restoration of the Kingdom
shameful, tbqh

Well that doesn't prove that they are retards. That only proves that one of their politician doesn't speak English.

Thats tėvynės sąjunga not Tvarka ir Teisingumas..

This desu.

wew lad
Which party is for restoring the Kingdom. Vote that party please. That would be awesome.

oh right, but they're lead by the corrupt liberal paksas so fuck that

we don't have a party for it
I'm thinking about becoming a political figure and making a Lithuanian Patriot Party
Corruption would be punishable by death

The coup party.

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff kek

why are you laughing

well I thought it was a joke

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>eesti bois

it's not a joke, I will one day lead a revolution that will bring back our jobs and make Lithuania great

Yeah make Lithuania great again

>again

Who here /Tautos prisikėlimo partija/ voter?

it's dead bro

I'd vote for you
>it wasn't great before

that was Belarus, not modern """Lithuania"""

fack off mate

> /balt

just because u don't like it, doesn't mean it isn't true
that's russian-tier thinking

Not in my hearth

what would you name your child you had with a qt from your country

show me the proofs faggot

You are not Lithuanian tho you are sour vodkanigger so you thoughts are not worth anything.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM

>he call this proofs
kek
ok now show me the real proofs

>proofs proofs proofs
calm down igor
ul pop a blood a vessel

I am Galindian

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Lithuania, more like Latvia. Am I right

>lets remember belarus was called litva back then

>he has no proofs
ha thought so

Not even Belarusians speak Belarusian anymore
Kinda sad

think it's nearing Gaelic in its spread

Lithuania, more like Belarus
At least Latvia is a real baltic country, not like """"Lithuania""""

Wilno everyone

Really hope that the power plant on Belarusian side of the border doesn't Chernobyl us.

kek

this picture has nice colors

>Wilno everyone
Gowno everyone

>tfw you started this hate between Vilnius and Kaunas posters on /balt/
Feeling like a god desu

>63% Lithuanians
Wilno everyone

No, I did.

No it was actually me

Lads, what are you supposed to do when yoir bitch is THICC?

> just made a meal that i completely winged without any recipe or idea what i was doing besides "I have this shit in my fridge that i need to cook" and it turned out great

who wants some

give her to me so i can give her my bbc

Give us a go on your missus mate.

THICC
you mean fat?
sign her up to the gym

Gym is for faggots.

>t. little weak ass faggot

I want some, but first I want to see what it is.

> Bah! I shan't partake in this foolish activity otherwise known as gym! I shall never sully my hands with such disgusting masculinity filth! Be gone!

Memel everyone

Pan fried a bunch of mushrooms, spinach, chicken, zucchini, asparagus (dem australian Spring feels) with olive oil/garlic/onion :3

no
I bet he is from Wilno
t. expert

>goes to a place with bunch of sweety men
>not gay
Hmm

*grabs your arse*

what did you fucking say about me cunt?

>implying there aren't any hot sexy women
like 30-50% of the people in the gym I go are young women

G'day, cunts.

Sounds noice
Did you use anything to thicken into a sauce?

> sauce
Nah, no sauce, just a bunch of tasty pan fried stuff

Made a chicken soup the other week where i thickened it with flour, turned out fucking delicious

tomorrow I'm going to the cooking store in INDOOROOPILLY to buy a big ass metal bowl to make bread in

ofc you go because that's the only place you can be in the same room with a women
it's the closest you'll ever get to a pucci in your pitiful life

>30% women
That means that the 70% of men there are gay.
Gym is gay.
Prove me wrong
Tip: You can't.

>t. weak skelly

ain't nothin gay about mirin the male figure

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Morning lads

TYRONE eats KEBABS all day while going to the GYM while you white KEKS just sit at home all day complaining about HARD WORK'S toll on your sensitive GIRL HANDS

>ass
>my suburb in all caps
domo arigato mr hackoto

now mate you don't need to be jelous of my awesome physique and my strenght
you also can go to the gym and become the best you can be

> the Esties are waking up

> lives in indooroopilly as well
how does it feel to know that you share a suburb with another shitposter

Bit shit weather.

>you can also be gay
No. You can get fit by not going to a gym.

Comfy looking picture, it's quite sunny in Tallinn.

uh oh official meet up time, I'm in Toowong

M A R I J A M P O L E

honestly ever since i started doing a shitload of squats i can't stop looking at my own arse
maybe gym is gay

well if you have dumbells, barbell, bench
sure you can get fit

M I L T O N here

let's get shitfaced

Marijampolėj ežeras yra?

but girls really like ass too so don't stop doing those squats

I probs catch the bus with you scrotes, I'm the one with the adult gocard

I certainly hope so because my legs have gotten T H I C K as a result and i just want to fucking fuck myself

>gym is turning everyone gay
I knew I was right

I like that blue house. It's a bit derelict, but it has those traditional carvings.

> did a favour for A FUCKING LEAF
> got hooked up with leaf tobacco
> huge packet weighs 50g
> burns hot af
> smoke a ciggie in 5 draws

Thoughts?

ne
t. grynas marijampolietis

you should stop smoking

you should stop smoking
it even says so on the packet

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GIVE US A FAHKEN DURRY MAYTE

>he doesn't smoke a пaпиpoca

pleb.

what did pedokoto mean by this?

marėjampolė accent is weird

might do a cheeky run over to /brit/ and call them wankers, be right back

>semki
slavs everyone

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WANKERS

o fuck wrong thread

this was NOT me please DELETE this post

Thank you New Zealand!

ėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėė marijiėmpuoliėėėėė
ėėė kurmi ėėėė

thoughts?

>V*lka

>EASTCON

I'm from marijampolė
but I don't have an accent

was listening to anime music to relax after work and was wondering why it sounded so off
i realised i had my headphones on but not plugged in

i have room mates

She's okay. A bit:
> im 14 and this is deep

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