/brit/

True anglo superiority edition

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jews did brexit

willy bum poo

Applied for the so called Canadian work permit lads

leafs fuck off and we'll be alright

Shrink thinks I might unironically have Aspergers.

bum poo willy knickers

lads

ffs i wanted to do an are george edition

is ireland included in this list or are we not anglos today?

except the entire bilderberg group was against it

Why no Canada

youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

My shrink just thinks I have an attitude problem

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

You're quite insistent that you aren't old boy

Six /brit/s up atm
If the janny finds out his nuts going to implode

she wants a man from /brit/

he's not yours though is he you fat stupid cunt

Just salty rasheeds who want to be "Anglo"

she was a man from /brit/

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye

But we cannot cling
to the old dreams anymore
no we cannot cling
to those dreams

Does the body rule the mind
or does the mind rule the body?
I dunno...

Under the iron bridge we kissed
and although I ended up with sore lips
it just wasn't like
the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
am I still ill?
am I still ill?

Does the body rule the mind
or does the mind rule the body?
I dunno...

Ask me why and I'll die
oh ask me why and I'll die
and if you must go to work tomorrow
well if I were you I wouldn't bother
for there are brighter sides to life
and I should know because I've seen them
but not very often

Under the iron bridge we kissed
and although I ended up with sore lips
it just wasn't like
the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
am I still ill?
am I still ill?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>7 /brit/ threads
you fucking mongs

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thank you that makes it all worth it

my point is that /brit/ tells me one day we're not british and then another day it tells me we are

there will never be anything comfier than Joe D's beer reviews
youtube.com/user/jjdaven/videos

why couldn't we have colonised japan or korea ffs

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he's literally mine you fucking weapon

Only O'Rourkes from Liverpool

almost like this thread is full of different people

everyone knows that is an establishment tool

Why is Canada not allowed ?
The fire rises my friends.

>tfw we colonised England

Listening to a bunch of tards who post

*Walks towards you*

Touching my Willy

The gf

Reeeeeee

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-37515049

>Meanwhile, leaders of the Republican party in Congress have said they want to reconsider the law. The Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell admitted that lawmakers had not understood the possible consequences of the legislation.
>"Everybody was aware of who the potential beneficiaries were but nobody really had focused on the downside in terms of our international relationships,'" Mr McConnell said.

yanks are truly something else

UMMM NO SWEETIE

She wants a man who she can have secret casual sex with outside of her marriage

STOP TALKING ABOUT YANK POLITICS YOU FUCKING TWATS

funny how a general full of UKIP voters who reminisce about the empire daily spend so much time talking and posting about yank politics

Bane?

>STOP TALKING ABOUT YANK POLITICS YOU FUCKING TWATS
too lazy to grab a fedora image

Desperately lonely.

pretty sure it's just 1 obsessed sod atm

Its saturday night, expect posts heavy with autismal rage

ukip is pro america

amen jiddu

aka from brum

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Bane of your existence mate

Shan't be reading this.

can't make heads nor tails of this post

...

fantastic quote

This desu

Lads, I'll be back in a bit. I'm just going to the store to the store I'm just going to the store.

4uuuu

This is RCMP.

I have no willy

Catherine Tate is fit. I don't give a FUCK what any of you lot think.

>6 /brit/s up at the same time
Janny's gonna explode

*votes tory*

Nothing personnel, Yank

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

WE WUZ NATIVES

>Hmmm
>Ah yes
Always ignore this poster

heard you the first time you spastic

*votes LibDem*
SOMEBODY STOP ME

got a cold lads :(

You should probably get that looked at m8

Aka a man from Scarborough

are Jahan has gone off the deep end lads
the redpill hit him hard

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Hmmm... Ah yes

...

She's basically correct.

I do bicep curls with 22kg dumbbells at the gym, lads. What would you say I am - a large fellow, perhaps? A substantial lad?

Thought they were part-spaniard, part-native mongrels?

pretty sure I introduced them both into /brit/

yeah
mexicans have a lot of native blood though

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Anime? Nah, not a fan.

Great banter haha

What is this from?

what happens on the shetland isles?

...

...

shet

Why are we bullying Canada? Literally one of the only countries I would fight for.

Took the wrong bus

Was supposed to take the 1A but I took the 1B

Yes, I am in fact a citizen of the United States of America. Thank you for asking!

shet all

what did he mean by this?

me

FOL (fuck off leaf)

>Fighting for a meme """country"""
Off yourself pal

laughing at you right now

FOY

youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

Canadian Nasheed for Brits

tut tut... another youtuber cracked by Cred Forums
such a shame

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Good luck

>he doesn't know the song off by heart

KYS pleb.

Wish I found it easier to connect with people on more than a superficial level lads

HE WILL MOLEST YOU in your dreams unless you post 'sleep soundly, savile'

Fly out to Yorkshire? Don't mind if I do!

As-salamu alaykum Muhammed

A sizeable gentleman

who wouldn't want a bit of the old sav?

Business idea: a tinder like app for people who want to meet others who have opened their 3rd eye.

'villians' who were actually nice guys when you researched them

Me too. I feel like I'm just playing a character when I interact with people.

Lucifer.
It's either issue 1 or 2

Business idea: a google maps like app for people who want to hunt down and viciously slaughter Canadians

Business idea: tinder but for gay people. Call it "bendr"

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Same, and I'm not even very good at playing it. Oh well.

Business idea: thread for british people. Call it "/brit/"

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btw, those Nazis beat the piss out of a Paki bender and then get their arses raped by a pack of cards.

What's rasheeds story?

Is it ok to hate women when they literally think of you as sub-human?

I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a genuine girlfriend.

Literally they look at me like im a rotting corpse. Its horrible when im out with friends and they get girls and im sat there on my own, i hate it, i feel like killing myself. women are genuinely evil

CHEBS
lads

it'll never work

I still kind of admire him. Everyoen who met him was amazed by the force of his personality and confidence. He was a hugely clever psychopath who knew exactly how to manipulate people. How else could an ugly, Northern, working-class runt like him rise to fame, money and influence?

A girthsome gent

Business idea: film slags having sex and post it on the internet

LEAF HUNT
LEAF HUNT
LEAF HUNT

need a jewess gf 2bqh mate

they were right all along

I would fight for it too desu lads

cant wait to timestamp my clinton vote and post it on Cred Forums

Surprisingly hard to find good amateur slag porn 2bh

a bit gay

those standards are a mite bit gaudy

Good lad

Yeah there is something really creepy about him. Was he really always making reference to friends in high places and hinting he was a weirdo?

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the subhuman yank who always posts here is obsessed with me

I'm the same but I don't even demean myself by trying. Remain aloof from these bitches and improve yourself in the ways that interest you. Are you ugly or just have fucked-up social skills and low confidence?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56be7a2a6da76

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People always tell me they think I seem like a serial killer. No idea what I do to give that impression. Fuck them.

App developers made one in 1812, initially it took off in the York area, but ended up failing.

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she should be hung

Business idea: toilets that have Bluetooth speakers in them

>fat blokes
nah I'll pass on that one

youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

girls nights etc are just excuses for them to act like whores

So a girl came up to me at a bar and started chatting. We flirted back and forth for the next 20 minutes, her friends were nearby so she could've left and joined them but she stayed with me. Eventually her friends left to go to a new place and she left, but I asked for her number before she left.

texted her 5 hours ago and no response. dunno why she would've flirted with me that long if she wasnt interested

12:19 and im ready for bed like a good goy

being a wagie has sucked it out of me lads

>What happens when black people visit China: Group of tourists pestered for photos get so much attention that even other Brits think they must be famous

howling

Business idea: a Cred Forums mobile app that sends you notifications when you get a (You) on your posts

Imagine being so pathetic that you are afraid and attack other cultures and people.
Utter runt mentality.

Honestly it's all 3 of those things

haha if you look to the right you'll see a person and that's me that is

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yank shithead, pls dont reproduce

>That feel when you literally have 200 words due tomorrow and you cant be arsed

hanged 2bh

Imagine being so pathetic that you are afraid and attack your own culture and people.
Utter runt mentality.

Chanu was the greatest Cred Forums app ever created, then when they went under clover was, now mimi is the only one and it's shit

t. Mimi user

its late

Me on the right.

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=YCmZgZN1Mww

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>that tfw when pointless comment due in 5 seconds and haven't even started

(((apple))) removed all chan apps from their store

That's one or two paragraphs. It should take half an hour tops

clover still exists runt

Yeah, he flaunted his connections. There's a documentary with Louis Theroux from a few years ago well worth watching. This was when he was well known as a monster in certain circles (including Theroux's) but not to the general public. Louis asks about the paedo rumours. His distraction techniques are astounding. He used his flamboyant persona as a smokescreen.

There's a follow-up documentary on the BBC Sunday night with Theroux. he regrets not having figured Savile out and feels guilty when meeting some of his victims.

the yanks that post here are subhuman lowlives with no friends and future

Get clover you complete and utter mong. It's on FDROID

>brit/pol/
not even once

Yet i keep watching shows and making cups of Tea and makin quality posts. Send help

Girls do that stuff all the time lad

I remember chatting up this buffting at the bar one night and we exchanged numbers and everything and she called me later but I blew her off

>tfw can't wait for Lizmas this year

its comfy
they dont reply to me because of my flag though

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>No friends

going to a mates house party in an hour

>No future

Have a full time job

Forget about them for a while. Start eating healthily, go to the gym, start running. Improve yourself gradually.
>TFW I'm a Big Guy now.

Yeah I just read Louis article today on the BBC. I love Louis but never saw that one so I'll have to watch the old documentary tonight and then the new one when it airs. Thanks.

It's one thing to criticize and suggest that we should be more discriminatory.
It's another thing to use statistics to analyze an entire group or parade around town with baseball bats in case "those arabs" do something absurd like go outside at night.

the yanks that post here are definitely not part of the elite, they are just friendless subhuman lowlives and barely above animals

bit racist of them

it's filled with utter spackers Tbh, the detritus that aren't even welcome here

really want to visit china

its literally 1st world

>no friends
2 friends
>and future
probably not but most people never amount to anything

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic pastry chef

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200 words is easy and it's only 12:30 GMT, you have plenty of time

How do I get clover? It's not in the playstore. What's an Fdroid?

Lucy lads

>sweden

you're probably an arab in sweden thats why you hate america

that damn frog is at it again

dumb fat frogposter

Clover and all those apps are shite

There was 1 good Cred Forums app a few years back but it got removed from the play store

Classic mobile chrome Cred Forums cannot be beaten

Two of you are Brits

>What's an Fdroid?

f-droid.org/
your third eye may decalcify if you download this apk

huh?

Thoughts on the Financial Times, lads?
I might do a cheeky subscription.

el haitiANO

between pepe the frog and the hacker Cred Forums we just cant catch a break

Jesus was LITERALLY a sandnigger like Moses and mohamed

this isn't /lat/ you friendless lowlife shitstain

jump off a bridge

>tfw you were in the thread where the Jewish twin towers Pepe was made

Jesus. I need to take a break from this place.

wish the Cred Forums lad would hack me a winning euromillions ticket 2bh

Moses is black

may aswell just rename Cred Forums reddit 2.0 after the new influx of posters that all this alt right frog shit will cause.

he's a haitian "refugee" who likes to spam scat and gore

am still unsure why he went to sweden instead of miami like all the other haitianuses

You're a fucking idiot and by far more of a twat than any yank here

twitter.com/bocavista2016/status/782325459392598016

ah yes

reminder that PA is a swing state that trump is winning, but the media won't tell you that

just imagine it lads

>using mobile view on your phone

Top pleb

>having this much of a boring pathetic life that you become obsessed with a shitposter
sad

Really wish some of you cunts would get wiped out.

Muhammad was at least a mans man.

>tfw autist with normie mates
>the normie mates have girlfriends
>wank over their gfs

deleted all my pepe pictures

fuck off

fuck sake is there a sale on at McDonald's or something?

*opens financial times*
Oh bugger, Deutsche bank is falling faster than a childs trousers at Jimmy Savilles house
*sips tea*

just broke a 5 day edge. my bollocks were absolutely burning, stomach was killing me, and I wanted to fuck anything that moved.

never doing it again. quitting porn

large crowds at speeches dont matter that much desu its the voters at home that do. If it did then Corbyn would steamroll everyone

I completely destroyed my hard drive before the law comes after me

Philly suburbs here and a lot of Trump supporters here, many former liberals.

Thank you
My 3rd eye has cataracts

hey britbongs,

I just moved into London for my master's and I know nobody here. I went into the city at 8 but the student bar I had in mind wasn't even open, and I don't really feel like breaking up an ongoing conversation to force myself into somebody's circle.

anyone wants to hang out tomorrow or next week? I am bored out of my mind. I'm working on a 2L of cider right now while watching peep show.

me on the left

>subhuman sharters

>tea
>reading

West Brit

where are you from?

fuck off paki

iktf to the extreme.

>Spring break in cancun
>normie flatmates invite me along, only because they are ok with me being around since im quiet
>all completely hammered
>mate is fucking this girl while everyone is passed out.
>I wake up to it
>he tells her to suck me off while he's fucking her
>she does
>feel a bit odd, but never get any girls so let it happen
>cum in her mouth while my mate is fucking her
>he high fives me afterword

one of the gayest things I've ever been a part of. he doesn't make eye contact with me whenever i see him around the city

where did you move to

My taint is itchy as fuck

What gives?

I'm sure your grandpa there is very proud

Bless you

i live in the pale tbf

i fucking love british and americcan people i hope i can have acent like this one day .

>the subhuman sharter thinks i would ever move to usa

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817298/Over-100-people-stage-die-Heathrow-s-Terminal-2-plans-runway.html

Would unironically tear gas all these runtoid student lefties with no remorse

youtube.com/watch?v=n8WnKkJI3sM

Keep your stick on the ice, buds.

Americans sound like spackers, mate

*touches your bum*

He's making a joke about the Irish being uncivilised and therefore you must be a West Brit, because you're doing civilised things.

>In this district, many townlands have English or French names.

Nice.

just had sleep paralysis for the first and hopefully last time lads

That was horrible :(

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAPhn8YDuw

Fuckinf love brits

they should let the dogs on them
they'd all run away at the sight of a police dog charging

pussy senpai

>Northern Ireland dispatched 800 police officers in full riot gear to deal with 60 peaceful protesters last night
>These people are allowed to do this shit in an international airport
Mental.

The only good american accent is the southern drawl and it only sounds good on middle class whites (which are fucking rare in the south)

see you tomorrow lad

Great being Canadian eh?

gib rare funny finland bears

Rate my dinner Cred Forums

yes I understood that

>tfw anglicised irish name

>tfw go back and look at posting i did drunk
>tfw i'm a bit embarrassed

did you hallucinate

Cheerio

embarassing

You've got the scrot rot, latin name Tinea cruris happens to us all.

>let me tell you about this place I've never been to

'Kys'

you get used to it

can even start having fun with it

learn from you mistakes and move on
no regrets babe :)

I also have an anglicised Irish name.

Good stuff 2bqh

Might move to Norn Iron lads

>tfw he deleted his youtube channel

*slices the back of your knees with a scythe*

prediction: hillary is going to be the next potus

Northern drawl, only spoken in the Downeast region of Maine and New Brunswick, is the better accent.

youtu.be/1sS84NHwJOQ

another please master

Is it strange to go to the cinema alone?

Yes

Sorry nigger for not going to your country and personally counting every single person and keeping a tally of their race

probably

>>Northern Ireland dispatched 800 police officers in full riot gear to deal with 60 peaceful protesters last night
Sauce??

watching this louis meets jimmy savile thing...louis definitely strongly suspected

if its a kids film yeah

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817298/Over-100-people-stage-die-Heathrow-s-Terminal-2-plans-runway.html
genuinely don't couldn't bring myself to give half a shit about the environment if you put a gun to my head

Wish I did some meme degree instead of economics

Fucking hate mathematics

this creep no life at all hes on /brit/ 24/7 because of me

I'd move to the US if I could live in the outer suburbs of a large north eastern city like NY, Boston or Philly

nothing other than that appeals to me

the crime rates of the cities there are terrifying

No, if you go alone it means you're no longer 15 and you want to actually see the fucking film

No singles policy is in place lad

>tfw someone calls you babe

just got home from the all day rave lads
still fucking pinging off my nut
feels good desu

just live in a white city

>tfw its black pill hours

getting a visa seems complicated

>econometrics is actually hard

I care about the environment but I wouldn't participate in activism like that also the area around the airport was all concreted over anyway

someones doing what I did yesterday ......

Keep your runt mouth shut then

You'll never find me chatting bollocks about NZ "o-oi m8, I prefer a wee bit of Christchurch in me Auckland, too many islanders though yeh?"

Fuck off

Goddamnit I cone to brit to get away from america not to hear you prattle on about it

>I'd move to the US if I could live in the outer suburbs of a large north eastern city like NY, Boston or Philly
Yeah I looked at small towns in the NY countryside and they were all 40% hispanic and 10% black

interesting

No one cares

Kill yourself fucking scumbag

LOL

It was to deal with the protesters protesting the loyalist march finally being allowed through Ardoyne after 3 years.

Got my numbers mixed up, it was actually 400 officers.

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/garc-protest-parade-over-ardoyne-orange-parade-passes-off-peacefully-35093235.html

american accents are only shit because its all anyone fucking hears.

if we were some irrelevant shithole people would love our unique accent, but instead everyone grew up hearing it their whole lives

inb4 someone tries to prove something subjective is somehow objective and tells me its objectively shit

>tfw can't be comfy on /brit/ because of yank creeps

amazing post

fucking mexicans

the mexicANO is using a proxy now hahahahahahahaha

Montana and the like are the only states left with large majority white population

>suspected
Louis outright reported Saville for noncery and the BBC exec he told ignored it.

new

GET IN THE HOLE

Depressing 2bqh

Econometrics is fucking my ass, so lost in that class

yeah they are literally everywhere haha

seems legit

i would literally fly over to u.s and try to kill you subhumans if i had your addresses

I thought orientals are good at maths

No I kept my eyes closed
Still, it has spooked me, sat up with the lights on now

please dont make quantifiable insults toward americans unless you want it to turn into an argument about military power

Yeah nah Yank accents are terrible sounding and I honestly don't give two shits if you slag off NZ and you're spot on about Auckland having too many islanders

the fat carribbean nigger...

No he didn't. Why are you lying, you sinister paki?

nice

I'm from the Netherlands.
temporarily Crouch End.

You know you're in a shit area when all the hairdressers only advertise cornrows and weird patterns in buzzcuts.

leave the mandem alone

what have they ever done to you?

>>TFW I'm a Big Loner now

Nice, good for you m8

You crazy fenian