What happens here?

What happens here?

Reagan should have been impeached for his dealings with the Nicaraguan Contras in the 80s tbqh desu

Impoverished people are being sold on the idea of a pipedream canal which would all but destroy their country's beauty and ecosystems, including the natural wonder that is lake Nicaragua on the long shot economic competition with Panama would not result in disapointing earnings which given the return on investment expected by the Chinese investors involved in this would postpone any real benefits to the population in such a fashion no one living today would receive them.

Meanwhile a populist socialist government drains the country's meager resources through inefficicenvy and corruption. The best that can be said of the country's management is that they've at least seem to have avoided the worst of th violence that plagues it's northern neighbours.

Commies and this Oh and baseball and russian tanks

reznya?

Cops stop a gringo rider for a mordida shakedown.

Meanwhile in Bluefields, Narcos are repackaging the latest 500 kilo shipment of raw cocaine from Peru.

Noam Chomsky plz go.

At least Guatemala isn't as bad, right?

Nicaragua is the safest country in Central America. We have better economy tho.

The Chinese government stopped the canal before the private investor even started it.

How's that "mordida" thing? Do they explicitly ask you for it?

That's good news, I remember reading the Chinese government was looking at this as too much of a risky gamble, I didn't know they had shut it down for good.

Why havent maras invaded it like they did with El Salvador and Guatemala?

Because Nicaragua is a more repressive government and there weren't as many Nica migrants turning gangbangers in the US, the mara thing got started in force with the US deporting criminals back to their countries of origin.

lol more like nigger agua

Emigration to here

It varies. The offense is usually bullshit. They can play good cop and offer to take care of the fine for you downtown, or they can play bad cop and hold your license / passport. They then tell you about huge fines, jailtime, impoundment of your bike, etc... then you are supposed to ask if there is any other way to take care of it.

It used to be the best way to deal with it was to play dumb gringo 'no fumar espanol' etc and wait them out. Eventually they got tired and frustrated and would give you your papers back and point "GO!". A lot of them are learning english enough now to make this tougher.

It's not a big bite, but like feeding wildlife it just makes the problem worse for the next guy. Mexico has the same problem with their underpaid Transitos.

Cops in latin America just aren't paid enough, and they see shaking down gringos as a victimless crime.

>safest country in Central America
I thought that was Costa Rica. Are they comparable? Which nation is the most well-off in your opinion?

I honestly don't understand why didn't Mexico annexed all those countries after they lost so many land to the US.
Now they would have the Panama canal feeding their corrupted governments.

you think thats the only bad thing ameriniggers have done in nicaragua? should read some of their history, its miserable. theyve been under those ngigers foots for a hundred years

i wish chinks made the canal and they get a good deal. niggeraguans are humble and nice people, they wont get good otherwise

Nicaragua is the poorest country in CA together with Honduras

Poor people trying to get money to pay Mexican cartels to help them get on the US.

US would not allow that.

This country is literally a mystery for the people of my country, they're there, by our side, but no one ever mentions them, very weird.

All I know is that they're poor yet they're the safest country in Centro America.

Panama is the one country which actually separated from Colombia. That aside, we respect the self determination of our Lat Am brothers and sisters.

Those countries separated peacefully before the Americans were a power in the region.

Nicaragua is safer but because of this .
>Which nation is the most well-off in your opinion?
Costa Rica, they have a much larger economy. This is why many nicaraguans migrate to Costa Rica. Nicaragua has a very little economy, maybe just barely larger that Belize.

They can't really officially tell private business what to do, but they understood that it was not worth it.

Because the people that founded gangs in USA were Salvadorans, Hondurans, and Guatemalans, then USA deported them all back to their respective countries and they infected them from within. Also the government of Nicaragua is not afraid of "muh human rights" so I've heard that they kill every gangster that crosses its borders. Based country desu

No worries my friend.

Soon the gringos will pay for all they've done to us.

The birthrate rises.

>implying

>niggeraguans
>humble and nice

kys canalfag

>Trump

It does not matter if he wins or loses.

Your fate is sealed

Slighty poorer than us, but safer thanks to the dynasty Ortega set up there, he's going to rule there until he dies. They also have this fucking thing watching over their capital, not even a proper monument, it's just a silhouette

I feel so bad for laughing at that

Truly the monument of the lost gringo

Gracias.

Sandino deserves better than this, goddammit

>Nicaragua is the "safest" country of Central America

"No"

While I wont even talk about the Northern Triangle and Mexico, they have way more crime and related activities than Panama and CR, but, in 2011 they got a murder rate lower than CR by 0.1, since then, while their murder rate have been higher (as usual) and they have way more crime than Colombia, Mexico, Panama and the rest of Latin America, they have been miking the "safest country" of CA for tourism reasons. They failed of course.

Can't wait till the majority of Americans are "hispanic"
why is everyone from your American territory so butthurt lol