This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
>ALT I figured as much... English teaching and similars must account for at least 80% of all the jobs foreigners end up getting there.
I see.
Julian Jones
did a kraut give you a bad time
Ian Williams
can't afford it...(´・ω・`)
Ethan Rogers
that's nice. is it a government programme? you'll be teaching at public schools or private institutions?
Zachary Hill
Nah it's private but I'll be in public schools.
Eli Garcia
Why not? How expensive is it there. Here in America all girls are sluts and you can fuck easy in a few days of searching.
Also whores are only like $100 for full service. How is it there?
Aaron Davis
It's so exciting. I wish I was as mobile as you are.
Owen Roberts
Many Japanese r compony slaves... we call them shachiku...haha
Gavin James
>whores are only like $100 it can't be that cheap in the glorious usa...
Levi Wilson
hola!元気?
Hudson Stewart
大人になったら日本人になりたい。つまりこう言うことか? なんでドイツ人じゃダメなの?You don't like kraut?
Aaron Long
炒飯いいね、具は何入れるの?
Thomas Ramirez
My money and time is limited. After spending them for my own things, I'm left with none for someone else.
Lucas Brown
It's a typical comment of makegumi.
Liam Long
はい、げんきだよ! 君は?
>tfw no money to kanpai with Japanese friend Why is life so expensive?
Carter Anderson
I just caught up to Berserk today. This manga is amazing. It reminds me of One Piece with its serious moments and it's funny moments.
Christopher Ortiz
ドイツ人好きです、でもドイツ人より日本人のほうが好きです
Christian Walker
「負け組」ってこと?
Bentley Hill
Dnt cry... shachikusan
Jaxson Clark
日本女のような悪意と欲にまみれたお化けと 何故付き合いたいだろうか
Mason Garcia
>being shachiku >being hired by someone kek Jieigyo master race here
James Cooper
君は日本の女の子が欲しいんだな? You want to get japanese girls ?
Brody Flores
いや別に >///
Ethan Richardson
ドイツ旗が白人だと言ったらしつこくからんでるババア(笑)
Michael Scott
お前ホモかよぉ
Jordan Hill
I did last night.
Logan Evans
Really?Are you girl? なぜ日本人になりたい?Why do you want to be japanese ?
Logan Hill
It is in most normal places but unfortunately prostitution is illegal here, so you usually have to deal with shady types while buying. Also they may try to ring more money out of you if you look like you're new to it. It's also pretty hard to find if you don't know what you're doing. Hoes out on the corner are mostly fiction except in really bad neighborhoods and you don't want those plague sacs anyway. Mostly you want to go to massage parlors that seem out of the way or are in somewhat seedy neighborhoods. Even then they only offer you sex if they know that's what you're there for. Otherwise you just get a legitimate massage. And even then you cant just say "im here for sex" because then you look like a cop.
Leo Ortiz
Masturbation is not sex, user
Hudson Morris
必死すぎわろw
Parker Reyes
そのドイツ旗が串なんだから救われないクソスレだよな(笑)
Jayden Morgan
I catch a cold. so,Yesterday I stayed bed all day. but,It getting better now. how about you? >Why is life so expensive? exactly…(´・ω・`) anyway…amigo Kanpai!
Logan Gonzalez
日本の優位性にどのように多くの日本人と信じて湖を構築するために韓国ユース奴隷労働の劣性を信じます
Daniel Hall
Yes I'm Ikemen NEET
Evan Powell
I'm getting better*
Ethan White
>Ikemen your mon told you, right?
Owen Rogers
日本の男性は性犯罪が大好き
Jordan Turner
Probably Gunma then. Better brush up your Portuguese before you go.
How do you start/end a message or email to someone you don't know when they are not really providing お世話? In English I just say hello and thank you. But I don't want to be rude in Japanese and have to 腹切り.
Jose Kelly
English teacher?
Dominic Wood
first:はじめまして。○○の××と申します next or later:お世話になっております。○○の××です。
Jose Allen
I, somehow, feel fresh now. ありがとう!
I think I should restart with my japanese studying soon. I've been just lazying around and I've made no progress in a month.
Caleb Bennett
It's basically the same. start - はじめまして、こんにちは end - よろしくお願いいたします
Where is this picture from? Please, it's killing me
Liam Perez
>Going to apply for jet >Look at paper work >mfw Fuck, where the hell am I meant to get a physician to fill out the heal forms on a urinalysis and lung x-ray
Yeah, I thinks so. French is sexy. Don't forget to let me know when you got the job. I'll visit you and humiliate you by making you pick up my spoons from the floor I intentionally drop 100 times.
Jonathan Cooper
I feel sorry for you mate, is this really the best you can do?
Jaxson Martinez
If you're a cute Japanese girl, I won't care.
John Reed
I think they are trying to filter out non-serious applicants...it usually costs around 50 dollars to get the form filled out in Japan.
Aaron Brown
Too bad, I have a humiliation fetish.
Caleb Johnson
メスジャップのきもさが証明されてしまった
Angel Reyes
I'm a cute Japanese boy. And I'm a princess.
Joseph Long
ここにも今一匹きもいメスジャップが居ますね
Jason Adams
Just tell me what turns you on.
Jackson Gomez
And the other 20%?
Lucas Torres
Consensual sex in the missionary position, of course.
Oliver Lee
...and what part of that humiliates you?
Cooper Bell
The act itself, since I'm a virgin.
Justin Cruz
選べ
Austin Perez
Everyone here is a virgin but with various fetishes.
Easton Flores
>A fucking leaf >Going to japan No, nonono. Japan does not want more chinese who push the left agenda
Jordan Williams
Do you have a cute sister age 18 or older?
Josiah Roberts
What are the 'headless blowjob' and the 'dick grinding'?
Juan Torres
No. I don't like you. Don't come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Ethan Barnes
Sorry, she already invited me to come over tomorrow and fuck her while you're gone.
Landon Robinson
I'll be at home all day. Don't make too much noise.
You answered me way too quick and have good tastes. Who are you working for?
Jace Gray
I've been discovered!
Jayden Clark
You motherfuckers. I knew it.
btw one thing that rubs me the wrong way is that Utada's videos are unable to be liked/disliked and the comments are disabled. It's common for Japan but a serious artist should veto that shit. Way less serious IDOLS don't do that.
Parker Bell
Her recent Fantome-related videos weren't like that the last time I checked, but yeah, her older ones are like that.
But are those same songs suffering from the not full videos??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jaxson Campbell
Most of the full videos are on Vimeo for Fantome. Well, live versions at least.
That rapper from the Japanese projects did a collab with Utada for Fantome
(忘却 featuring KOHH)
It's a pretty good song, I wonder if an artist like Utada including a rap song on her album will help popularize Japanese rap.
Luis Davis
What should I say when I typo in Japanese?
Isaac Miller
Wow it was him? I watched it before. I hope not. I love Japanese music but Japanese rap is a joke t b h. She was definitely trying to catch on in the west with this but she should know better since she is really an NYC girl.
Matthew Campbell
美しい日本
Matthew Morris
Why do American weebs like that bleating old hag so much? Is it just because she's lived in America?
Isaiah Hernandez
>Japanese rap is a joke t b h. To be fair, there's only like a handful of Japanese rappers and Japanese rap is in its infancy still.
Don't question an Americano again on rap Aushitter, we are not cut from the same cloth. And no, I'm not Hispananic.
Aaron Nguyen
JAP PLEASE YOU COULD NEVER KEK WITH THE FROG JAP PLEASE JAP I WILL BURY YOUR BONE JAP PLEASE I'M THE ONE WHO BURNED YOUR HOME JAP PLEASE WATCH YOUR SHIT FALL LIKE HIROSHIMA I'M IMMUNE TO ALL VIRUSES I GET THE WASABI IT CLEANS OUT MY SINUSES JUST FOR TEACHING ENGLISH I GET A QUARTER MILL I HAVE IT RAINING LADBOYS THE SIZE OF AUTOMOBILES KILL ALL THE JAP MICROCHIPS IN MY BODY I'M THE PARANOID RYAN AT YOUR PARTY I KILL ALL MY ENEMIES AT BIRTH SHUT THE FUCK UP JAP AND LET ME STICK MY HANDS UP YOUR SKIRT
Matthew Edwards
Spanish rap(reggaeton) was very close to entering the mainstream in the US. Well it did for a little bit. Even G unit got on the bandwagon but it ultimately didn;t last. Either way it continued strong and Hisapnic people still fuck with it heavy and the artists continue to tour in the US drawing huge stadium sell outs.
It was huge when I was in high school Disclaimer: I went to a ghetto ass gangbangin hispanic high school.
Nolan Mitchell
情けなくて涙が出るわ チームの証しみたいに気安く入れ墨して ガキどもに彫ってるヤクザは死刑だ
Camden Peterson
オーストラリアが壊れた
David Gonzalez
単純にそれが好き、書きやすいとかなんじゃね 全く読んだことないけど
Dylan Turner
...
Michael Davis
It's all relative aintit
Xavier Green
日本語喋れ串が
Christopher Turner
fite me :3
Jacob Adams
...
Luis Moore
...
John Thompson
HATE, HATE, HATE JEALOUSY IS A BITCH NIGGA TRAIT
Evan Moore
PERU YOU FOOL
WHAT DO YOU THINK
Brayden Adams
...
Landon Smith
...
Kevin Campbell
おまいら ステーキ好き?
Jason Bennett
POW
Alexander Taylor
KAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Murphy
俺は好き
Adrian Diaz
まあまあ
Ryder Russell
are you a beaner?
Nathaniel Sanchez
嫌い
Lincoln Davis
BIFF
Eli Hall
>And no, I'm not Hispananic. >Disclaimer: I went to a ghetto ass gangbangin hispanic high school.
Ryan Bailey
ステーキが好きすぎて肉マイレージがover 9000
Kevin Cook
Was it us two who started the wojak pepe wars on Cred Forums
Cameron Bailey
背景に突っ込んでいいか? なんて本?
Colton Campbell
Peru don't trust the guy with the american flag always talking about china. He is evil. I'm friend. He's foe. Next time you are unsure tell him to drop a hot reggaeton or even BACHATA youtu.be/-PV9Sne9fDY hit from the mid 2000s to see if it's him or me.
sorry for confusing you :^)
Joseph Reed
...
Cameron Myers
Wait that's not even close to bachata, still reggaeton. Here the real deal you uncultured swines so you can understand Peru better,
Not even close. You are just experiencing not being at the top of the totem pole for once. Go to any major city in America in the hood and you will feel it 1000 times harder.
Luis Gonzalez
...
Aaron Wright
Not even remotely.
>implying Whites aren't at the top of the totem pole in Japan Unlike Chinese devils, the Japs are kind to outsiders.
Landon Ortiz
おねえじゃないわ…レディよ
Anthony Long
They are still below Japs though
Kayden Morris
お前、汚えマンコ一つしかついてねえだろ
John Russell
Not that really, it just seems that it's easier to intimidate people here, even when there is no such intention and I'm just bantering
Grayson Martinez
>ケツマン >口マン
…どや
Julian Adams
No, foreigners are just outsiders. Whites are treated very well as outsiders.
Liam Perez
>キングダム・ハーツ そのゲームって簡単?
Evan Cooper
こわい…(´;ω;`)
Eli Hernandez
The most important thing is being majority in the country not being ○○(race)
Eli Walker
Peru you should emigrate to the US. There are major communities and you can flourish here. Major cities are good for Latinos and the Latinas muaaah youtu.be/GR8gP-RqylQ
Ethan Butler
but still outsiders
Matthew Smith
Negroes are the majority in Africa and in America.
Jackson Rivera
すまん、やったことないんだ
Dominic Flores
>not integrating into the dominant culture Eww
Juan Martin
Do you want another Democrat lover in your country?
Xavier Flores
And outsider status is not the same as inferior status. Negroes have inferior status.
Ryan Moore
this. think about it, his "people" usually love welfare and big government in general
Austin Nelson
>not integrating into hispanini culture while keeping your identity
Do you know how much super fine pussy you miss out on? Minorities LOVE the white male, especially if you are "down" with them.
Julian Price
やめよう ホモスレは平和の象徴だったんだ
Isaac Lee
>Minorities LOVE the white male
Isaiah Jones
I want Peru specifically.
Either way outsiders are outsiders. Not Japanese? Then not Japanese, and that's the end of that. Fight for scraps.
I'm litralee talking about the women and if they think you aren't racist and like them they are all over your dikk
No but I know a black man who lived there and married a native. I think that beats out your experience by a mile :0
Grayson Thompson
>thugs How racist of you, they are simply peace loving freedom fighters against capitalism He's an antifa fag though. Would you really want him anywhere near you?
Kayden Fisher
Not only. Whites are different from other races no matter where we go. So are Japanese. Not being the majority is one thing, but race itself is also essentially important to one's experience.
Christopher Johnson
>Minorities LOVE the white male
Grayson Cruz
Does your hypothetical "black man" speak Japanese? Have a normal job? An education? What's his family like? What's his wife's background? What do her family think?
Tyler Clark
おっはよー!
Samuel Cox
I don't get it Nationality is more important than race for me And many white people are complaining about other white people from different country It's obvious that being white is not enough for them
Cooper James
hehe you can recognize the self hating cucks and still be cool with these people, the concept of in between is lost on so many
The people that get beat are disgraces just for being such betas. I don't condone it but this would never happen to me, that's all I'm gonna say. It's a jungle out there. Be a survivor. The ghetto is pretty fun, especially if you're white. Stop being a scaredy. Black people are actually afraid of white people with confidence.
Do you want his address too so you can track him down since you are this mad?
James Jenkins
Jap women don't care about race, all they care about is
>how much money you have >how big your benis is
Thomas Evans
TNOKの本当の名前はなんですか?
Easton Ortiz
But I thought only the US is obsessed with race??
Henry White
Are we nepposting now?
Hunter Bell
Nationality and race overlap. A Negro or a Chinaman could never really be an Australian, even if he was given citizenship and his family lived here for generations. Obviously for countries in Europe narrower ethnic criteria apply, but from the perspective of a Japanese in his everyday life, there's little to distinguish a German from a Frenchman. What "race" means is going to be shaped by the culture, and this instructs local treatment of it, but there are also essential differences between people's experience regardless of context. You're right to point out that there are subdivisions more precise than racial ones, of course.
Logan Reyes
>Do you want his address too so you can track him down since you are this mad? I'm not even remotely upset. I just don't get the impression that you've devoted much thought to the matter at all, so I was suggesting things you might like to consider.
Jackson Gray
谷岡(タニオカ)らしい
Kayden Robinson
おはよう
Dominic Flores
>It's a jungle out there Not everywhere. They brought the jungle
Dylan Baker
Each person's personality and character is more important than their nationality or race.
Caleb Howard
Let me get your blood boiling really hard. He told me, years ago, Japanese people see black people as GODS.
Leo Kelly
バランタインは好きか?
Samuel Flores
So true, mayuyu You are right
Leo Evans
「エロマンガ先生」来年4月の春アニメに決定
Jordan Long
F do you listen to metal music?
Cameron Brown
That's pretty funny. You probably need to take anything he says with a grain of salt.
Elijah Scott
Are you boke type guy or tsukkomi type guy?
Cooper Robinson
いや。大嫌いです。俺はいすも一人で。。。
Lincoln Martin
What's your blood pressure at famo
Owen Sanchez
Maybe he was treated like a normal human bean for the first time and the contrast with his experience growing up in the US made him think that he received godly treatment
Robert Turner
>ブレンド
Thomas Scott
>先生 あの子はロリに見えるけど
Aaron Lopez
How can I measure it?
Chase Davis
not really I like a few metal songs but that's it
Mason Sanchez
Nah there are clubs and such where black men are desired in Japan.
Zachary Baker
昨日飲んだ
Bentley Howard
日本ではまんが家やイラストレーターは先生と呼ばれる
Caleb Rivera
By responding
John Thompson
Probably boke, I'm really slow to get angry and I'm a bit stupid too
Henry Johnson
THEY SAY I'M NO GOOD CAUSE I'M SO HOOD THESE JAPS DO NOT. WANT. ME. AROUND CAUSE SHIT MIGHT POP OFF AND IF SHIT POP OFF SOME JAP GONNA GET LAID THE FUCK OUT
Ethan Nguyen
なぜだ? どの関係があるかわからない。
Bentley Taylor
Really? Why did you see Babymetal and know what Hellfest is?
Anyway the reason I ask is because in the "hood" over here if a white person blasts metal outside their car it literally scares them. You will NOT be fucked with. White people still have the "crazy" stereotype but only a select few. If they think you are crazy you have a key to the city pretty much. You don't even have to play metal, you can just be that confident and they will wonder why you aren't worried and think you are one of the crazy ones. Bretty fun.
Then again, things might be pretty different in Furansu but I think I wouldn't take them seriously with what I've been around.