/brit/

Business idea: pose as a doctor, knock people out, steal their memories then blackmail them to get them back in exchange for money

would bomb australia or canada just to keep the commonwealth in check 2bh

because it isn't necessarily?
I know you're Canadian and need to boil everything down to very simple terms but aesthetics are not the most important aspect, and aesthetics can mean many things (note that it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with art/painting)

remember that medieval society was roughly "aesthetic" in that art was controlled by various guilds as well as the Church hierarchy and noble classes, but aesthetics is a modern catch all term

pirate scumbag

it's honestly more touble than it's worth

Watching a few JULIA videos

una vela

Love simpserms pics like this

fuck didn't even realise

>steal their memories

very interesting, i'll give you a (new) fiver and a bag of wheat crunchies for a 20% stake in your business.

go the sharkies

Got mad hiccups lads, hilarious thing is I haven't even drank anything lmao!!

up the stormies

yea alright then
you asked I answered, no need for this pissy little tirade so you can spout utter rubbish when you've clearly never looked into the topic beyond your mandatory studies.

you haven't provided a source for anything other than some shit about aesthetics, and your argument that corporatism isn't a feature of fascism can be boiled down to "it just isn't!"
i realize you have a hardon for fascist art and architecture, but that doesn't mean we can ignore the historical facts of fascist governments

Why do yanks have zero chill?

are you going to a relatively busy pub? i went out to a pub/club sunday sess hangout last year and it was so fucking busy hahaha we only got served because my mates booked a massive table and so the establishment made more of an effort

pengtings chebs might haveto come out a bit for service haha

because we don't have an off button

Do you think your parents ever tried anal?

Waited 5 hours for a piss but the normiefag housemates are still up drinking. Might have to go in a bottle.

really got no idea lad
might work out in my favour though if it's too busy we might just go back to mine instead

....just go for a piss then.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

This man knows nothing about women

They might talk to me

if you bothered to read what I posted (none of them were very long) you would understand a bit of what I said.

Corporatism is less important than Autarky as an economic feature of fascist government, and beyond that, fascism extends beyond merely the political/material which is what set it apart form communism and liberalism at the time.

if you refuse to even aknoledge the ideological underpinnings then I have no idea how you can expect to understand the reasons behind the movement.

its like trying to understand Marxist thought without reading Aristotle, Hegel or even Marx himself (most of his work is philosophy, not economic texts)

every American prole does this hyper-simplification and it grates me.

reckon my dad's might have tried it ya

you're never going to get any better if you don't expose yourself to whatever it is that makes you uncomfortable.

Fuck sakes.

Is there ANYTHING more boring than politics?

based on what

Lesbian porn

You.

Just roleplay that you're a normie that needs to pee

seeing the arguments of a yank and pseudo yank about shit noone cares about in a thread designed for shitposting

You

m8 I'm a fut ugly nerd with no social skills whatsoever

I am a lost cause

>Haha this bar is so busy let's just skip all conversation and go back to my house and fuck

Women want to pretend they aren't sluts, even if that's what she wants to do she needs to justify it

youre fucking kidding me. i missed the banner vote for Cred Forums
i was looking forward to that for months

she invited me over last night laddie

what's the banner vote? xD

Sure she did mate. That's why you're on here at 8am on a Sunday

goooooooooooooooooooood mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning

shit attitude

you can change those things quite easily, put a bit of work in.

>fa

HSHAHAHAHAHAHA. Literally just get ripped then wear a white t shirt one size too small and some jeans

already cried today

this "Cred Forums pass user since 201x" is fucking ridiculous Reddit shite

it's 6pm here

>"I hate Australians so god damn much." banner is the likely winner

tfw forever a meme

like the beaner vote but it involves less corruption

telling someone to learn how to dress on /fa/ is the worst advice you could give

shame this one didnt get more votes. dont think people recognized the painting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

Pass users are the lowest of the low in my opinion

>jeans
>not short shorts

It's like you don't want people mirin your quads

>Corporatism is less important than Autarky as an economic feature of fascist government
you literally said that fascism's economics was basically just corporatism last thread buddy
i recognize the ideas beyond fascism, i'm just not seeing their relevance to the point i'm trying to make. i only responded because the two people talking about fascism last thread failed to mention the economic aspect of the ideology. my only point is that fascism has its own economic system distinct from the planned economies of marx or free market capitalism

Not cried since 2010

i'm not saying he should wear /fa/ meme items, but you get a better sense of aesthetics. Not every thread is streetwear or goth ninja shite.

Plus they have skincare threads if his face is 'ugly'.

turkroaches are a joke since then hahaha

which banner won?

>he can't see the clear definition of his quads through jeans

Yikes

you're due for a good cry

It's the principle of it all that gets me not to mention you know the majority of these spackers just paid by credit card so their name is forever associated with the chon

theres a link at the top of the board screen where you can see all of them

hmm she just told me she forgot to put underwear on
what did she mean by this?

>wearing jeans that tight

British "men" everyone

She's shit herself on the bus

Tell her to come to your place for pre drinks

No need to bother with the pub at all looks like

what

might be developing alzheimer's

tell her she can borrow yours

that one is funny

>Cred Forums pass users get to vote on which banner they like best!

Fuckin ay lads looks like our new owners are really trying to monetize the chon

weeeey lads told her it's grand final night so the pub might be busy and she told me to just come hang out at hers
WEEEEEEEEEEEY

not sure how I feel about turning 23

very good lad hahaha

post toot

People often describe me as a mix between Brad Pitt and George Clooney

punched the sleeping gf

Proof

I usually get "a young Leonardo DiCaprio"

cara 2bh lads

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.

>my only point is that fascism has its own economic system distinct from the planned economies of marx or free market capitalism
its not distinct at all though
Facist states ranged from socialism to capitalism in their economic policy, with vary degrees and corporatist/autarkic elements in-between.

really economics is not central the the ideology nor is there any set in stone system of economic thought that is tied to fascism and fascism alone. it was always a very anti-material ideology unlike the extreme materialism of Marx and the Liberals.

If your neighbourhood doesn't have a chippy please vacate this thread

Can't imagine actually replying to a girl within an hour of her messaging you. Very desperate indeed.

>"aahhhh... what we have here is a major budget deficit, uhhhh..."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

>only waiting an hour
fucking beta lmao

gotta give it at least a couple of weeks

time to wake up and make egfs lads

the only question left is this: Fried or Scrambled?

once i waited so long she'd moved houses by the time i got around to messaging her back

Just imagine being to insecure that you consciously wait to respond to messages from a girl.

pathetic little worm

Honestly wouldn't fuck a girl if she had a bush

>sees paid user
>screeches and hides behind rocks
>speeds by
>smashes legs with a lamp
heh

Eh? I have a gf of over 2 years and I still make her wait

>he doesn't drink at least 20 litres of water a day

I would if it was neatly trimmed

No way I'd go near a rainforest though

A mates ex messaged me in 2012 and I was too scared to reply but I got drunk a few months ago and replied but she never got back to me

bender

noncer

duck

poncer

he does not post toot.......................

runt

that's quite excessive la

reckon you should hear back around 2020

Are the Irish really just lighter-skinned continentals?

girl messaged me on AIM in 1998 and I've still not gotten back to her, now she's married with kids but I'm still biding my time

Lel, am definitely not reaching anywhere near 20. Been drinking heaps though in attempt to fight cravings. Not sure if needing to piss every 20 minutes it worth it 2bqh.

rude

Hey, someone i know who used to live in London for 4-5 years makes fun of my English. What should i do ?

I drink upwards of 2 quarts of tea a day

Can't imagine guzzling water on top of that id be off to take a piss every 5 minutes haha

can actually be quite unhealthy to drink too much water, read up on it la.

stimulants help...caffeine/modafinil/speed

theres a roach in our midst

great great great grandfather got a love letter in the trenches and i've still not gotten back to her

...

Yeah man, all those excessive water drinkers taking up our NHS resources

An honor killing is your only option

It's not even funny

As long as you're eating enough you can never really drink too much water

Water intoxication occurs when you don't have enough electrolytes in your cells and it ends up getting leeched out by all the water

>it's not even funny

Be happy knowing not a single person liked him when he was in London. Everyone hates your scummy country

Honour killing is something i do not do, sorry

la cucaracha ajajajajaja

Pretty sure I'll be right. Cheers la.

Spent an hour on /o/ and in the near miss webm thread

Moral of the story is never trust someone in a Ford Focus

i thought water intoxication occurrs when your cells absorb so much water they lyse (ie fucking explode)

I don't really get it, i am trying to be friendly here and people are way too rude because of a rubbish meme

getting a pineal gland transplant

I feel this way sometimes too. I can't quite make if that fact is comforting or not. Is it more trouble than it's worth, really? It can't be that cut and dry.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar..........

maybe you should try reddit

they are desperate to be funny, but they are too autistic to realise how pathetic they look.

Not really actually, i have 2 english close friends right now, and a lot of americans, and other countries

business idea: take pineal glands from normies and replace them with ones from runts

poo haha

Already squeezing my second of the morning in

why are yanks such awful people
bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/37532689

65615019
t. a paki

I do have a reddit acc, but not sure how to use it useful
Thanks !

if you want to get better at english (making your accent disappear is your goal I guess?) read some english lit and speak loudly when reading. I know it sounds dumb but it's by speaking more and more that you will become familiar with the sounds

vocaroo

fuck off you stupid fat yank cunt

nah I'm not comfortable with my accent

Salut, Nah it's not the accent, i can speak fluent in english but i did learn it by listening, not with the grammar, so he knows better grammar than me, so not sure how to learn grammar better or more efficiently

both 'normies' and runts have calcified glands la

i don't know about you guys but i don't discriminate against turkish people

neither
those yanks though am I right?
haha

What's so bad about Turkey anyways?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

yeah read books mate
it's the same for every language, you'll have a wall of words in front of you and every words will somehow get stuck in your head

3rd world isis shithole desperate to be European

they give aid to moderate beheaders and send them into europe

:)

armenian genocide :0)

nearly christmas...

personally I blame the Turks for fucking everything!

Christmas is never comfy here in Carolina

Never gets really cold or snows

says the irish scumbag

I've got a smudge on my monitor and when it's just right, the irish flag looks just like a mexican flag

very interesting

>radio 4 presenter has been sacked for being wgite by the bbc
>all the papers are reporting it

So it begins

vous remercie ami

used to live in sc
HATED IT

>Speaking out about the BBC's decision not to renew his contract

So he wasn't sacked. He was on a fixed term appointment and it ended.

All of these people are American

Theresa has decent legs for an old bird

I love it but I do wish I could experience a white Christmas

Imagine her giving a blowie to her banker husband while he's still fully clothed except he took his jacket off and his trousers are at his ankles

real irish are worse

well good morning

youtube.com/watch?v=GoKzCff8Zbs

BIG

HUN

CHEBS

guten morgen

alri

luther king was kosher aproval until he knew too much

imagine being fucking mexican. a literal punch-line nationality. think I'd lose my head haha

bit cold out

typical deutsch weather

>think I'd lose my head
laughed the skin off my face

Says the Irishman

yes, same here

mean

2 x toasted Bergen bread with a bit of lurpak
2 x fried egggs
2 x slices of pepper-crusted ham
~30ml of Heinz Tommy K

P. Good

Pooing

sun is out though

me 2. although can only see the clouds n the blue sky. cool chilly weather

just went on streetview in marysville, vic where the big 2009 fires were. Remember eating at this place that is now a completely empty lot due to being burned down

grim feeling knowing that people actually lived there and their entire lives were basically destroyed.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

it's leviosA not leviOsa

but it must be a nice weather to ride a bike right? bright and not too hot that you will not sweat too much

epic reference +1

munching a durrie

OH NO IT'S THE BLACK SPOT

hopefully it will warm up a bit

RIP in pieces lad

haha banter

business idea: destroy the ozone ting so it's warm all year round

hi lads

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

I laff'd

i hope too

strawpoll.me/11343160/

not funny 2bh

Princess Charlotte is one gormless shit

the turk is heading for germany soon

Bet you'd love your o zone to be destroyed wouldn't you, bloody woolly woofter frog

great stuff

black saturday?

yeah lad

>Former 'Power Ranger' actor denies killing his roommate with a sword

god I live for headlines like these

still would though

i would prefer england or japan, but i also like germany

Thinking about heading out west beginning of next year and working in the oil fields

Been living with my parents for far too long and it's taking a toll on my mental and emotional health

Bit racist

>Workers on boards: the idea is not going away

fucks sake theresa

Germany already has this..

>japan

Tough enough for whitey to live there couldn't imagine how much worse it would be for a paki

Wouldn't you be bothered by how openly disdainful japs would be towards you? Despite what the noncey sex tourists say, even tall white blokes aren't treated that well.

church bells making a very very nice sound

bit sad that

>ahh yes lets just keep all of the laws

what's the point again lads?

You could work in a white man cafe

can't decide if I should buy an SKS or an argentine Mauser

Then you'd be just as bad as the pakis that come here and work behind a shop counter in a paki exclave

that rorke yank trying to fit in is too funny haha
complete nonce

does cumming somewhere except the vagina serve the same purpose as a very rich person burning money to show off??

that rasheed frog trying to fit in is too funny haha
complete nonce

well i don't know, i believe that they would be friendly to turkish people because we were just like them and i saw a lot of turkey-japan thing in youtube and social media
uh, paki ?

How about you lick my feet you inbred Paki

what

never rest when I sleep after being drunk

I'm tired af but can't go back to sleep

rrreeeeee

times like these i kind of wish i had a gf haha

No idea senpai. Not like I'll every know haha

>calls somebody a paki because I insulted pakis

Alri Bilal, calm down. It was just a joke

it seems like it does when it's still on a woman but then virgins waste a lot of cum too so maybe not

Yes

I always creampie my gf but one time busted in her mouth just to see what it was like

creampie is nicest

pulling out is the ting because gf doesn't take the pill

Imagine being deaf and then getting a hearing aid and going outside in the autumn and hearing all the birds and leaves

Would be mental, absolutely mental

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Irish people are pretty ugly

I'm of Irish descent, but by and large they're an ugly bunch. Thoughts?

or hearing thunderdome XVII for the first time
mental

big sausage pizza

this ATKgfs guy flies elsa jean to singapore first class

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475074934703.webm

regular doses of that shite WILL permanently damage your third eye.

agreed, i can't even think about it, even seeing colours as a colourblind man is mental

>skin forming on a hot beverage

fucking gross

ur gf is a roastie 2bf

literally who

for fuck's sake.

Had a cracking wank to this thread last night:

agreed. Almost as disgusting as having that extra flap of unnecessary skin on your willy.

quite enjoy these new millenial pornstars

>he has milk and/or sugar in his hot drinks

runt life

more of a tomato soup man than a onion soup man ya dig

Done a think

Evening Mr. Goldstein

>not drinking hot chocolate

hmm

Literally my favourite webm of all time

nice and creamy with a grilled cheese sarnie

im a goy you silly goy!

poland would get crushed by our Rugby team lmao stop acting hard when the whole country is batty

>drinking hot chocolate

*diagnoses you with infantilism*

don't you just love the transforming phase ?

...

pouring milk in tea is like spray painting your third eye

ahh yes very funny
fuck off yank

>Donald J. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him to legally avoid paying any federal income taxes for up to 18 years

hmm yes a man of the people and a very competent business man

*diagnoses you with runtitis*

>Molyneux

can't understand how anyone can sit through the 3-4 hours daily of him rambling to himself. how insightful can he possibly be from day to day on the same few topics?

love a wee day out in the 'burgh

>daylight savings

not a fan of this meme

this is the alt-right we're dealing with here

He's like a more political version of Tim

join the QLD masterrace my man

He's on the frontline of the culture war lad

>feel spot developing on lip

FUCK OFFFFFFF

On my nose here
Just lovely

done too many drugs

mental health is suffering

5grams of psilocybin mushrooms in silent darkness lad

Literally a cure for any mental ailment

>tfw too intelligent to post on /brit/

mummy may said shes triggering article 50 by the end of march lads

>tfw to inteligent too post in /brit/

*walks into /brit*
Morning lads, anyone for tea, I've ju-
*sees german poster*
Except for you, you cunt

>tfw too intellignet to post on /brit/

Morning, lads

This is not THICC

This is fat

>tfw two intelligent to post in /brit/

What is with this pass thing they added?

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

great size, solid, tight

>mfw yank in britian and can post on /brit/ and no one is none the wiser

NY NY NY

>65616334
>65616334
>65616334
>65616334

>photos of marilyn monroe in an exercise photo shoot in the background

classic

what the fuck

Might ask santa for a 'chon pass this year

GET OUT WE ARE FULL REEEEEE

someone make a nice british thread

sweden edition is nice

except it's beyond early you useless fucking cunt

>you useless fucking cunt
thats mean

post tummies

hanging out with the proto-gf, any ideas on what to do? Don't particularly want to drink...

into the trash your opinion goes