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Tall edition.

This is the thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.

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weibo.com/u/1300957955
appledaily.com.
wikitravel.org/en/Cantonese_phrasebook
youtube.com/watch?v=S0tCriOtqxM
youtube.com/watch?v=orkQz_K21NQ
faculty.vassar.edu/brvannor/ClassicalChineseEveryone.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for anime

Post Chinese anime then.

早安

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吃早餐了沒?

What are the best chinese-original manhua that are available in simplified

whats a chinese anime

If you're looking for original Chinese comics, you'll have better luck finding webcomics than manhua.

沒有,我還在床上
你呢?

I would take that too as long as the text is in computer font and not handwritten

You can look for something really old-fashioned like 三毛, but it's very dated and propagandistic.
有阿, 現在喝咖啡呢. 你今天打算幹麼? 打飛機而已, 對不對?

Most of the raws are available on the author's Weibo only though. Anyways here's an author that I really enjoy:

weibo.com/u/1300957955

>三毛
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, but it's not really in simplified script unless it's from a later reprint, seeing as it's first released in 1935

>it's not really in simplified script unless it's from a later reprint, seeing as it's first released in 1935
True, most of it was probably written in traditional, but it should not matter since it's not really text-heavy anyway.

Then it wouldn't really be good for a novice reader trying to learn Mandarin through comics like here.

I can't even recall a single notable Chinese manhua 2bh... Old Master Q?

同時在日本...
appledaily.com. tw/realtimenews/article/new/20161002/960054/
You're right. I just named the first Chinese comic that came to mind.

>打飛機而已, 對不對?
也許吧...
我正在打電動
以後要跟一位台灣人聊天,因為我想要練習中文。她說她是我的老師,不過她比我年輕 :3

你們怎麼認識的? Interpals?

poor copy anime

>你們怎麼認識的? Interpals?
恩,應該是5年前
你去過台灣嗎?

>你去過台灣嗎?
AMA :3

去過兩趟, AMA.

我以前在那裡學中文了

Is it common for foreigners to master tones or do you all accidentally call mothers horses

在哪所學校? 我上了中央大學, 台灣師範大學.

I have a date with a girl from Chingdao in less than 24 hours. What are some good Chingdao-related things to bring up?

Most foreigners who don't master tones early on ragequit learning Chinese. The poor souls that don't have a tendency to pronunce every word with a second tone, so at least they're not calling mothers horses.

Do you mean Qindao/青岛?
The obvious answer is DUDE BEER LMAO!

你們在台灣讀過書?好酷耶 ( •̀ ω •́ )y

It's really not that hard, it's very exaggerated really imo. I've never came across a foreigner butchering the tones. It's the pronunciation that fucks them

Tsingtao beer

Oh shit, thanks. I totally forgot about that

Speaking of butchering tones and Qingdao. Dutch Chinese speakers tend to have a bit of a Shandong accent through some coincidence.

One Taiwanese friend of mine couldn't stop laughing when she heard this and started cracking jokes about those poor old veterans from the mainland selling newspapers on the street back in the day.
Does Swedish accented Chinese have something in common with an actual Chinese accent?

Are sino threads commonplace now? I've had to put Chinese on the shelf and I remember always being sad that Chinese didn't really have any threads here. Reeee

I try to make them commonplace. Make one if there's none already will ya? This goes out to everyone in this thread. Let's help each other out.

>在哪所學校?
師大國語教學中心
我在那裡學了兩年的中文,覺得還不錯

你在台灣做了什麼呢?

>Does Swedish accented Chinese have something in common with an actual Chinese accent?
Never thought about that, I'm usually told that my accent is fairly neutral, and I've never heard another swede speak chinese. Most of my classmates back then had decent pronunciation actually, except for some native english speakers and a russian girl whose pronunciation was awful.

I studied French in that university 6 years ago. Good time.

>tall edition

stop please

Quick question for the westerners in this thread, why did you guys study Chinese/Chinese culture? Almost all the westerners I know who learn it are doing it purely to facilitate business with the Chinese ;_;

見家人。他們住在台中。

I lived there from 2009 to 2011. Is it true that 師大夜市 changed a lot since then?

Anyone of you autists actually in China right now? How are you spending your national holidays?

Chinese pussies, obviously. Oh I'm also from Taichung, m8. What are you doing in Singapore?

Pronunciation has been a frustrating part of Chinese to me. I don't even have a Dutch accent. Still people always complain.
>誰教你那麼難聽的北京口音? 你說的中文不夠生活化!
Then I copy what I hear from actual native speakers and suddenly they say
>你的發音不夠標準!怎麼用這麼假的南方口音?

Does this ever stop?

Yes. Tons of vendors got evicted sadly. The local residents were fed up with the hustle and bustle of night market and had the government enforce the law properly

>why did you guys study Chinese/Chinese culture?
Back in high school I wanted to learn japanese, but I tried it and didn't like it. Then I met a taiwanese girl online (who is now my gf) and eventually became interested in chinese. So while I probably would've sticked to japanese if I hadn't met her, we were fine with using english. I decided to study chinese because I actually liked the language.
>見家人。他們住在台中。
啊,那你會閩南語吧?

Why don't you just learn the so called standardized CCTV official accent? Mainland seems hellbent on unifying all the different accents anyway

Fug lol I completely forgot about sexpats

>What are you doing in Singapore?
You know us Hakka Chinese folks, we keep migrating around and around and around

Hey that's pretty call! #NotASexpat
>閩南
我不是福建人哈哈

Most of 師大夜市 got v& because of complaints from sour cuntet real estate speculators in the area. Still it has good frying stands.

Their language centre is overrated though. Central University was better, but it had a lot of third worlders.
The woman in the pic is tall even by Dutch standard m6.
That's indirectly my plan. I'm hopping on the teaching Chinese as a second language bandwagon in my country.

>call
Cool* lmao wtf

Started Japanese because I'm a weeb, thought hanzi were cool, read Journey to the West and it was nice, realized that the EU seems to be stagnating compared to the PRC, and now I want to try working in China. Guess I'm a partly business fag but I also have high hopes for Chinese tech and pop culture

I did. Then someone from Changsha gave me a soul crushing rant about my efforts to have a perfect standard pronunciation only made me sound like a robot, and she was right. Now I make an effort to sound more natural.
>You know us Hakka Chinese folks, we keep migrating around and around and around
Did you know manny black people in my country have Hakka names? It's because your people came to Suriname and fugged black wimminz.

So you successfully escaped the ghost island : electric boogaloo and immigrated to Singapore? May I ask you under what visa if you are willing to share your story

>Does this ever stop?
Just keep practicing. Get someone that you can talk to regularly, like actual voice chat and not text messages. It helped me a lot. The girl I mentioned earlier in the thread can't speak english at all, so chinese is the only option when I talk to her.

I used to eat there every day after school. While I can understand the locals, I think it's sad that it changed so much after I left.

>我不是福建人哈哈
那,廣東話還是客家話?

>but it had a lot of third worlders.
Shida too, unless you're refering to actual africans. Still I thought it was a nice school and I met lots of cool people there.

Are there many people interested in learning Mandarin in Netherlands? Until China starts having the kind of media they have in South Korea and Japan, I can't see too many Chinaboos in the future kek

>high hopes for Chinese tech and pop culture
Taiwan and HK is leading in this for now, hopefully the Mainland can catch up soon

>Suriname
And Jamaica and Madagascar too from what I've heard. What's wrong with us lmao

Not me, but my grandparents. You know how it is, we came from the Guangdong/Fujian border areas, then some of us went to Taiwan, some to Malaya, some to HK, some to Singapore etc. I'm even surprised that we managed to keep touch till this day lol

客家人!

Which accent do you prefer anyway? Just go with it. There are many blasians in Netherlands? You learnt something new everyday.
BTW l am planning on a trip to Europe in November and going to stay in Amsterdam for four days, what are some of the local sights you recommend the most? (I plan a day trip to Utrecht, is it worth the effort? )

Is 兒化 a thing in Taiwanese

Sweden is well liked by Chinese but has the reputation of being too "progressive" liberal for their own good (聖母 complex is the term they use)

Used to now slowly dying out. Our accent is famous/notorious for sounding soft and feminine. It's an acquired taste frankly but mandarin sounding overall is an acquired taste for westerners anyway

>客家人!
台中有很多客家人嗎?我以為大部分的客家人住在桃園。

>has the reputation of being too "progressive" liberal for their own good
Well, they're not wrong... sadly. I found that most people don't really know a lot about Sweden (which is understandable since we're irrelevant). When I tell someone I'm swedish, they usually mention Volvo, IKEA and swedish meatballs. Either that, or chocolate and watches, which means they confused Sweden and Switzerland.

>Which accent do you prefer anyway? Just go with it.
That's what I decided to do. Zhejiang accent or Taiwanese accent without overdoing it sound the most natural to me.

I reccomend only going to Amsterdam for the musea and checking out smaller Dutch cities like Utrecht, Leiden and Haarlem instead to actual get a glimpse of what historical Dutch cities are like. Do not go to Giethoorn, it's a trap.
>Are there many people interested in learning Mandarin in Netherlands?
We have a lot of parents who want their children to be able to speak Mandarin, and the schools are enthousiastic about it as well.
>Shida too, unless you're refering to actual africans
I am. Lots of Haitians, and Central American and Pacific Island nation people, and a lot of Vietnamese and Indonesians. Thai mail order brides with Taiwanese husbands too. First worlders were mostly French and Japanese.

>台中有很多客家人嗎?我以為大部分的客家人住在桃園
沒錯. 新竹的也不少.
It's uncommon but not completely absent. You'll mostly hear it from people who are old enough to have first-generation 外省人 parents.

>我以為大部分的客家人住在桃園。
對,台灣大部分都是福建人。新竹和桃園才比較多客家人。

Huh, even the parents huh. That's amazing 2bh, would've never saw this coming

I see.
I started with Mandarin at a 孔子學院 and them being CPC controlled they obviously teach their standard Chinese, even though I study Mandarin for reasons of Taiwan. (teacher even made sure to include a little circle for Taiwan when she drew a map of China on the blackboard)
So I don't want to diminish my chances of a succ when I go to Taiwan and sound full on Beijing.

Sweden is one of the countries that are easily being lumped into the "nordic Europe socialist democracy paradise" group. Now a semi cautionary tale of the importance of a country to stay racial purity. (I am dead serious, not memeing Cred Forums. Since you can read Chinese you should check out 知乎 also known as Chinese reddit to see how they decribe the modern day Sweden ).

>So I don't want to diminish my chances of a succ when I go to Taiwan and sound full on Beijing.
People will understand you mostly, don't worry about that. The hard part is getting used to traditional characters, Taiwanese vocabulary and accents without retroflexes yourself.
>even the parents
Especially the parents. The kind of parents that wants their children to get a fancy education to turn them into status object, I am sure you know the type.

我两个月会回去香港!但我的广东话不太好,我觉得我可以用还可以。我好开心!

Thanks for your reply. What are the must do activities in Amsterdam? I am not interested in the whole DUDE weed and red light district things though.

>I am not interested in the whole DUDE weed and red light district things though.
I'm afraid there is little left to do then.

Do young Singaporean generally have the ability to write Chinese characters effortlessly?

Your accent is great on girls :3

>Central American
>and a lot of Vietnamese and Indonesians
Yup, Shida had those as well. The viets were nice though, and everyone I met became really good at chinese. Central americans tended to drop out after 3-6 months.

我認是兩個客家人,一位來自桃園,另外一個是屏東人

Lots of people here feel that things have gone too far as well, but... the majority decides. Personally I'm planning to leave in the future so I don't really care that much.

People will understand you fine and might even compliment your accent being standard. Although we don't strive to sound as mainland news casters nowadays anymore we still appreciate a clear and well pronounced mandarin.

闭嘴,傻逼!
It's good that you are not interested in such crap. I don't like the degenerate (for lack of a better word) type of tourist.
Go to the Rijksmuseum, van Gogh museum and Stedelijk museum. Take a canal cruise too, you'll see the city in a new light.
Eat kibbeling too, it's fried fish and our favourite street food. Taiwanese tend to like it.

What's a good place to learn Chinese? Wait how many languages do you guys have? What's the easiest?

>le 中國一點他也不能少 meme
Kek
Taiwanese accent sounds very endearing to my South Chinese ears, Beijing accent makes me want to puke 2bh

But Mandarin... Can't quite fathom that!

wikitravel.org/en/Cantonese_phrasebook
應該可以幫得到你!

Simplified yes, traditional not really, since we learn the simplified script in school anyways.
Reading is easier since most of our Chinese media comes from Taiwan or HK anyways.

Everyone is tall here by Chinese standards mate.

>What's a good place to learn Chinese?
In a Chinese speaking environment that is? Beijing if you got a hard on for the PRC as a country. Anywhere in Taiwan north of Taichung otherwise.

This thread must stop

It is time to kill the inferior. As the mayor of London, I urge the British public and the whole of Europe to purge the Islamophobe Sino threat.

These people are not human beings and individuals. As the mayor of London, I strongly advice killing and discriminating against those who are Sino

This announcement is brought to you by the BBC

Yes, the 嗲 Taiwan accent meme/truth. I don't feel ashamed of it rather take it as one trademark of being Taiwanese (not advocating independence though that topic is absolutely toxic as you may aware of). Where are you planning to live/work after leaving Sweden?

As the mayor of London it is my duty to remind you that any sexual relations with Sinos are akin to beastiality

That is haram

This is a public service announcement by the BBC

Question for ethnic 華人 in this thread: are 西餐妹 viewed the same way by you guys as coal burners by Cred Forums? What about the men who can't get gf and import them from Southeast Asia?

As the Mayor of London, I petitioned to the House of Commons and House of Lords to have the country of Taiwan removed from the world map.

The Sino threat will destroy the world and as the mayor of London millions of lives in my city are at stake

Therefore I urge parliament to approve the legislation to bomb Taiwan with nuclear warheads

This has been a public announcement by the BBC

Thank you my tulips loving friend. Your country will always be the one colonized Taiwan first, even before Qing dynasty.

The Dutch are the worst of all Europeans.

As the mayor of London, it is my duty to exterminate any deficiencies within the economic machinery of my city. Our experts identified the Dutch as one of these problems.

As a result, Parliament will consider nuking the Netherlands out of existence

This has been a public announcement by the BBC

冇問題。有話我唔知道我講我可以用普通話。我係华裔美人anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=S0tCriOtqxM

Why is she so perfect

I find it pretty hilarious how the Commies claim Taiwan was always Chinese even though we ended up there because the Ming didn't want us on Penghu and told us we can have Taiwan because they're not interested in it.

Koxinga died of syfilis by the way. But the biggest mystery about that whole episode is that he defeated the VOC but got rekt by abbos, even though the Dutch always won battles against the abbos. Such cases.

The Taiwanese have no culture, no science, no language, no philosophy just as animals possess none of these. Therefore nuking Taiwan is for the benefit of the world

This has been a public service announcement by the BBC

Good to hear there are people outside Taiwan actually like the more soft sounding mandarin. Mainlanders really try as hard as possible to make everyone sounds the same, they fucking dubbed every TV drama with sound actors even though the actors are all Chinese.

Why are germans so stupid

GTFO europe now scum

>not advocating independence though that topic is absolutely toxic as you may aware of
Yeah, definitely aware of that lol
>Where are you planning to live/work after leaving Sweden?
Somewhere in Taiwan I guess, since I really like the place. Probably Taipei. My gf is from the south though, as are most of my other taiwanese friends.
Were you from Taipei or Taichung? I never really got that part. Or are there multiple taiwanese in this thread? I've wanted to visit Taichung but I never had the chance to do so.

KYS betaweeb

>they fucking dubbed every TV drama with sound actors even though the actors are all Chinese
Obviously have no clue about Chinese (yet, kek) but that's always the weirdest shit with those shows.
Everything is dubbed.
And dubbed kids always sound so stupid because it's clearly just a woman trying to sound like a child but fails horribly.

You beta weakling cannot get actual girls

I read somewhere in the news that some Taiwanese (or was it Hong Kong) guy whacked a westerner for dating a Chinese girl on the train. Maybe the Taiwanon can clarify :/

Here in Singapore, not many people disapprove of it, since there's many whites here already anyways. It's rarer to see a white man with a Chinese, than it is to see a white man with some other Asian girl.

>我係华裔美人
Then it'll be okay for you to use English there. People on the streets would be more receptive to people speaking English to them than Mandarin :) I managed to get by with speaking only English and my broken Cantonese there and no one bat an eyelid.

I made the mistake of speaking Mandarin with my parents in a restaurant. Some patrons gave me that eye, lol

Haha, trust me. We hate the obnoxious Mainlanders as much as you lot, or maybe even more!
>dubbed
Sadly, the state media here also dub any Cantonese or Hokkien shows with Mandarin too :(

Germans so stupid

So dumb

The failure of europe

>not posting the monkey dance instead
youtube.com/watch?v=orkQz_K21NQ

KYS you betaweeb

You make this thread as an excuse for your shitty yellow fever

Die

A truly bizarre case indeed. I reckon Taiwan was/is not that important as a potential trading centre so the Dutch did not put too much effort in colonizing/defending. Indonesia was so much more profiting and it might already take a lot to control it so...

What are some online resources you lads use for learning ?

Dutch people are so stupid

They fuck Indonesian monkeys

Fuck off yellow fever beta weeb

Kys

Suicide you waste of space

For a poorfag who cant afford to travel :(

You are an embarrassment to us

You cannot get a proper girl. So you settle for ugly gooks

You probably have a Chinatown in your city...

Dumb poo in loo only want to start wars

Here's one, killing yourself for being a pathetic weaboo

We did put a lot of effort into colonizing it. The defence was a good old Dutch aanfluiting, and mr Coyet, who was in charge of it, was suspected for being a traitor because of the mess he made of it.
The Perapara popup dictionary and Quizlet.

Oh fuck, it's another one of these beta weak numale

good post

The sentiments between coal burners and 西餐妹 is not exactly compatible. Unless there is some inferiority complex involved in coal burners accusation then no, it's not the same. Personally I am absolutely fine with it if the relationship is based on mutually respecting and understanding and not the whole weird fetishes. Sadly the yellow fever and white worshipping are often involved in WMAF relationships. And like I used to say to a westerners, there are roughly 2-3 times more east Asians to whites,the reason to have the they are stealing our women sentiment should not even be existed.

Fucking moron

We don't want your ugly women. Only the weak and ugly amongst us do

When did we start any wars?

Actaully good point, there might be classes there for cheap

>the reason to have the they are stealing our women sentiment should not even be existed
What about the male-female ratio in the PRC because of all the loli killing then? Wouldn't it make sense for them to be angry about it?

Look at this Dutchman with yellow fever

So weak. So pathetic

You invade Pakistan just to get them to use nukes and start the next world war

You sicko

I am a Taichung native currently living in Taipei. But frankly I would recommend you to go to HK for job. It's still quite prosperous and very close to Taiwan while using traditional characters and has a rather similar sounding accent as Taiwanese.

k

I recommend asian genocide so that yellow fever will end

Poo in loo with inferiority complex go to another shithole to start wars

We should've killed you cow worshipping fucks while we occupied your lands

This thread is just another pathetic excuse for yellow fever

KYS OP

Mainlandera are neo colonizing part of Africa and Siberia, so I am not too worry about them not getting a wife desu. Not to mention the whole less developed SEA region (can now add Philippines to the list) to buy a bride.

There is no culture for the chinese

Animals have no culture. So do they

I agree I agree. But you have to get pass your new master PRC first l am afraid

This post is why we have to shrink the chink

What are some must read chinese fantasy novels, things like journey to the west

No. You are inferior. We are gods, sons of the highest.

What are you but mere dust of the earth like all the beasts

There is literally nothing wrong with yellow fever and I can proudly say that my penis has never been inside a white woman and it shall never be for I am a lover of the sideways slit.

>Thread getting derailed by a desperate (You) fisher, people feeding him (You)s.
Smh

But they'll probably speak a Chinese dialect rather than Mandarin 2bh. It'll be better to look for resources online.

>Taichung native currently living in Taipei
From which part of Taichung are you from?

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is pretty good

Here's one about Krishna eating cow shit and Ganesh fucking elephants

肉蒲團, otherwise known as the carnal praying mat.

There is everything wrong when someone wants to fuck a goat. There's everything wrong with Germans who love letting their country get cucked

There's everything wrong with yellow fever, the genocide of the superior race

I want to visit Shanghai reee

Alright Ill give it a read, anything else? Just how bad was the communist party's purge of culture, like did they destroy almost everything related to old china ?

The old and poverished centet district (舊市區 中區). What about your relatives?

KYS weeb

Don't forget to genocide your whole worthless country

>carnal praying mat
That sounds...lewd

Look at you a failure who have to go to Taiwan a shithole for being a loser in the west

A failure

They did, but they felt guilty about it later and have restored a lot. Nowadays the Chinese even brag about their confucian values and claim everything in their country is exactly 5000 years old.
Do you also speak Taiyu, Mandarin and Japanese in one sentence like the people from Taichung I have met? Their way of speaking was really confusing.

KYS India

We hate you. So uncivilized you can't even clean your own shit

Wait are you chinese?

It is. The book was b&hammered for being pornographic back in the days. Nowadays it's appreciated for its literary merit.

No, what makes you think so? Am I typing in chinglish again?

It depends on your Chinese comprehension level. Both recommendations from the Singaporean and Dutch posters are great, but I'm afraid if you are not so good at Chinese and it's culture it might diminish your pleasure while reading them. Then of course there is the incomparable, one of a kind, the Ruby on the crown equivalent masterpiece "紅樓夢” but that I won't recommend to Chinese beginners.

It's pretty over-dramatised (but what isn't). Are you looking for ancient classics or new novels?

>Just how bad was the communist party's purge of culture
Most of my family escaped China (they were nationalists) during the civil war, so my views might be a biased.

During the cultural revolution, many of the educated urban folks were killed. Many old traditions are no longer practiced in the PRC today, but still continued in Taiwan and the overseas diaspora, like the hungry ghost festival.

Still, killing off 30 million of the upper elite of society is bound to have some cultural repercussions.

You know the Costco in Nantun (spelling)? Somewhere around there, like 5 minutes walk away.

>I am a Taichung native currently living in Taipei
Oh all right. I used to live in Sanchong. Do you ever go there?
>But frankly I would recommend you to go to HK for job.
I don't like HK that much though. The place itself isn't too bad, but it's really small and crowded, plus I'm not interested in cantonese.

Yes, that Costco and nearby decathlon are freaking crowded.

I like it, kind of strikes me of some kind of nostalgic Chinese past I never got to experience here in sterile Singapore :3

I live in Datong district just across the 淡水 river across Sanchong. But I have to say Sanchong has a certain reputation of being... a ghetto town. Why did you choose to live there?

I meant translated works shit! Plus the culture especially the ancient one is quite similar to ancient india,there are differences but we also have lots of similarities. India and China had pretty good ties back in the day, its sad to see them bickering now

Of course it will have an affect, I mean it changed the course of the country but its good to see not everything lost especially when china has such a rich history

>ghetto town
How ghetto are we talking? Zhongli station area levels of ghetto?

The grass is always greener on the other side I guess. People here regard Singapore as a better version of HK with based ruling class. The truth is Taiwanese in a whole alwhave identity crisis.

Sanchong Milk Master REPRESENT

Chongxin Rd is my homebase

Any Wanhua District people up in here??

Communism man. Not even once.

>The grass is always greener on the other side
For real man, the cabbies I spoke with always told me about how Singapore is so well-governed and safe. If anything, it's too safe (if that makes sense) for my liking.

Zhongli is multikulti diversified paradise, how dare you!!! It's one of the most exciting part of this bland Taiwan. Meme aside, no. It's not the same, there are lots of local breed gangsters resides in Sanchong while Zhongli station area is our...

>But I have to say Sanchong has a certain reputation of being... a ghetto town.
Yeah I've heard the same thing. Like, there's mafia, prostitution and stuff there. My teacher described Sanchong as 很亂. Anyway I lived right next to where 台北橋捷運站 is now (正義北路), but it wasn't finished yet when I lived there.
>Why did you choose to live there?
My gf lived there when I moved to Taiwan, so it wasn't really a decision I made.

Hey fags, what's going on in here?

It's your little Vietnam, and little Indonesia, and little Malaysia, and little Thailand.
I lived in Zhongli and never had any trouble. That was not in that area though, but right next to the 中央大學 campus.

Diu ah

What? Why? Did you purposely choose to live there? Not that is unthinkable though. It's quite convenient and cheap

Chinese, not even once

You can't get a real girl so you have to settle for an ugly gook

Yellow fever is a mental disorder

um excuse you, i'm a chink

You lived near the 三重 night market then. M8, that night market is so long and the roads are so narrow it gives tiny headache whenever I went there for cheap food.

>tfw can't find mencius' works in hungarian
>Last printed in 1997

I hate asians. They are shitting up everywhere they go

Grow a pair and learn some classical Chinese. Reading the original Mencius alone is worth the effort.

Why are you so desparate for us to come to your shithole?

We don't welcome you to our countries but you come anyways. We see you all as ugly monkeys. And only loser betaweebs go for you guys

Absolutely disgusting

you're quite salty huh

Yes. But I have absolutely no problem with them working or even immigrating to here. Unlike Europe or China or Japan or SK, this island wasn't under Han Chinese controlled until 17th century. We basically are a immigration society.

Friend's parents own a house there and they had an empty apartment she let me stay in.
I was only there for a week.

;__;

Didn't look bad to me desu, never really ventured out far though. Basically only from Cailiao station to the apartment and a bit of the surrounding area.

But it was the same in Osaka when I stayed in Nishinari-ku and every Jap was like "omg it's so dangerous and ugly there!!" because apparently it's Osaka's ghetto.

Never mind,turns out I own it already.

Yep. The Taiwanese Abbos are Austronesian anyway, the Austronesian race and language originated in Taiwan anyway. If anyone is taking back Taiwan as their clay, it's them.

Well, the worst of the worse in Asian cities are still sometimes better than some downtown western cities :/

Flip invasion of Taiwan when?

NOW! Board a train somewhere in between Taichung and Zhongli on a sunday and you'll see.

Well that's indeed no way out then. Hope you enjoyed your time tho (and feets)

KYS cuck

No need to invade us. They are become China's pet animal number 22543 just like us. We might have a schengen area that kind of treaty between us vassal states anyway

Why bother with Chinese pseudophilosophy when you have Cool Western SCIENCE

philosophy is bullshit. Unless it is Nietchze

Dawkins, Harris and Dennett all debunked philosophy

>tfw Singapore is 75% Chinese
>tfw Malaysia is 25% Chinese
>tfw Thailand has 20 million people of Chinese descent
PRC annexation of SEA when?

Disgusting invaders have no respect for culture

I did. Had some great braised pork feet there.

Chinese philosophy is even much more bs than plato, kant and Aristotle

There is no "heaven". No ritual is needed

There is only science to know truth

>You lived near the 三重 night market then
Yeah, went there a couple times but not that often. My gf liked to buy 芭樂 from some street vendor there, he would always try to impress me with his english, was pretty funny. That happened a lot, actually. One time I had a bald guy, 45-50 or so I guess, hitting on me. Like, he asked for my phone number and stuff... But most of the time it was students who came up and talked to me. Especially when I went to 花博 early in 2011.

You should fuck off

You have no respect for cultures. You are only into your degenerate yellow fever

>he cannot get a proper gf so he settled for a gook
>he is a loser in the west, so he goes to Taiwan to try to look cool

Have you read any chinese philosophy?
It's great.
Like food for your soul.

This is not respectful of any culture at all

...

What's with the silly earrings?

Fagstralia incoming.
Take them all
...pls ;_;

Yes. It's all yadada bullshit.

There is no such thing as a "heaven will" to follow. That's just bullshit religion. So Confucianism is not philosophy at all.

There is no magical "one mind" that somehow made everything or that reality is a fucking dream. Yes this is what the Hua Yen believe.

Pick up a companion to Ethics book and the first thing you realize about Chinese ethics is that there is no such notion of individual will at all.

The year is 2030, US is in a severe civil war between black/white/espanol, left/right thus losing their influence in east Asia and retreat all of their troops in the region. Japan and Sk become nuclear weapons possessed countries under 3 years and start a mild standoff with China/NK in north east Asia. China now by far the biggest economy in the world swiftly sweep SEA with their advanced army and has bases in all SEA countries while erect their minions as leaders in them.
2050 comes and there is only country left in the region and they all use the standardized mandarin while chanting and praising Chairman Mao as their glorious founding father.

The individual shall better himself.
Whit his betterment,the group shall gain more

cosplaying someone in One Piece

and getting arrest as taking drug

We're all going to die lads.

Let me fix it for you,

In 2030, mass genocide of all mon whites in Western countries, all betaweeb yellow fever fags institutionalized in mental hospitals for treatment and nukes all over asia and africa

Is it true that non-mainland chinese hate the mainlanders?

Sorry. That's Nietchze not chinese philosophy.

In fact all of philosohy except Nietchze is bullshit.

Everyone just "what is x"...that's it

At least she didn't do drugs in the Philipines and is still alive.
Why are there no actual Chinese in China in this thread? Too hard to VPN their way into 4ch?

Things that will never happen

>He is a loser in real life
>Comes to a Mongolian Goat Herding forum to look cool

Your "girlfriend "tried impress you with "his" English and a bald man hit on you... hm...
I live very near to the park of 花博 since 2009 actually so I might see you in person before. Kek

Have you read any chinese philosophy?
Confucius?
Mengzi?
Lao-tze?

Have you read any philosophy at all?

Lee Kuan Yew is just Mao lite

they play in Komica

It's true for those in Singapore, sometimes the Chinese here like to think that they are superior to the ones in China because of our wealth, but I don't buy it.

Don't feed the b8 my Magyar friend.

Yes.

I can tell you it is bullshit. There is no such thing as ethics. No right or wrong.

There is no such thing as having to follow heaven's will. That's just you plagiarizing from Platonism and Neoplatonism

Hello the other Taiwanese user. How is life in 板橋?

Is this any good for that?
faculty.vassar.edu/brvannor/ClassicalChineseEveryone.pdf

...

Very divided opinion here.

The street vendor tried to impress me, maybe I messed up my sentence there. That bald guy was legit scary though. I'm glad I never saw him again.

>so I might see you in person before
Spooky~

You are a betacuck who is a loser in America. So you move to Taiwan to try to look cool and failed

*Kalapszederet löttyint*

You know it's true. He is just a socialist.

>You are a betacuck loser who is a loser in real life. So you """"""""""""troll"""""""""""" on a Afghan Carpet-Threading forum to try to look cool and failed

I am a jobless neet living in my parents' basement

Stop stealing our qts, bules.

Yeah I do, just wanted to post that for so long now.

Answer me. I did not say that it is bullshit here. I am simply comparing one core feature of Confucianism that it plagarized from the west.

But it is still bullshit. There is not "One" who somehow made "many" or somehow magical multi tier levels of reality that somehow interconnect.

There's only physical reality you perceive and see

How do I get a Chinese girlfriend?

Go to downtown Helsinki

I am cool. You are a just a sinobot

I am the euphoric amazing atheist now in London

Come here

I know. You post this unfortunate info before. How is the meet life treating you? There is no neetbux in here sadly

>plagiarized
>British flag
Lmao nice proxy, you got us good, you can drop the act now.

By killing yourself

Too expensive.
It can't be that easy.

Why would you not want a finnic one?

Just bee yourself

Chinese philosophy is inferior to the west

You plagarized us.

Confucius's idea of ritual is found in Greek philosophy and Judaism long before its existence

I will be joining the famous Swedish Cred Forums meet up and I am gonna recognize your gook getting arse.

Look, the yellow fever hypocrite

We know China is ramping up it's military spending and expanding it's capabilities.

How much longer will you wait until you nuke Japan for the actions of Unit 731 and destroy the US economy for granting the japs immnity for the atrocities?

Have you no sense of justice?

There are no PRC posters in this thread as of right now.

They have no sense of right and wrong. Seriously just read Confucius

His whole ethical theory is "follow society and its models". That's it. There is nothing like Platonism or even Aristotle where there's the "good" that you have to pursue.

But realistically, morals are bullshit. If I kill someone, there is no retribution for me when I die. Just nothing

Not sure what you mean.
You might recgonize my as other one

I'd rather just have a TW meetup instead. I'll visit next year if things go well

No. You should stop being a weeb and actually get a real girlfriend

If dubs the famous China loving HK poster and the "Not an argument/citation needed" Chinese poster under the US flag will show up ITT

Confucian authoritarianism is actually plagarized from Plato's ideal of the state runned by philosopher kings.

>Finnish gf
Hell no. I let the foreigners take our harlots.
Shitty advice desu

Jesus, 五毛's are the worst.

So I have to do rituals to somehow be in orientation with the will of Heaven.

Where have I heard of this before. Oh right Greek Paganism and Judaism

There are more than two Taiwanese posters in this Nepalese weaving comic board? Spooky indeed

Stop being a weeb and get an actual girlfriend.

This is proof that this is not even a culture thread. Just a pathetic excuse for yellow fever

Yes.
Btw I haven't browsed and chinese/taiwanese sites for a long time.

There will be less than 4 people in that meet up though. No where for autists like Cred Forums poster to hide and stay silent. What a scene

Shilin night market TW meet up let's go

Think it could be nice :3

Me too. Most of them are too cringe inducing for my taste (extremely biased in every topic), although I occasionally visit 知乎 to read the opinions of supposed more educated mainlanders

It would be better if you kys

You can't get a proper gf so you got a robotic ugly gook

But Shilin a shit. There are much better markets.

My wife is real :^)

That's why we have the TW meet up there

So that we can split and lose each other in the overcrowded tourist trap when things go to shit ( •̀ ω •́ )

No. Animals have no concept of "wife"

I might blur out Sweden Yes meme here and there in conversation I should warn you. I fully intend to shit up the place with my dank maymay

How to get qt, rich chinese gf that cooks for me, buys me nice stuff and is always loving?

Can we meet up for a bowl of 滷肉飯 please

Go kys

Ask our distinguished guest here

Concur. A shit

I'd Love to. But I am stuck in 荷蘭.

Stop contributing to white genocide

C O M E H E R E
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Meet up for a bowl of cynide

That's fine, I like memes

Animals being c uck as usual

kek

Why did China allow Central Asians to be Muslims?

Sure. And the meetup will be over in 10 minutes as the time to finish a bowl of braided pork rice. Then we can start a Cred Forums tier conversation about who is the real whites who is Brown.

You are a disgrace to Caucasians worldwide

Just like white being cucked by black

I can make such an authentic 滷肉飯 that my Taiwanese friend took a frozen bag of it with her for 600km cross border so she can share with her other Taiwanese friend to combat homesickness (exchange students).

>10 minutes
can you eat any slower

Why are you contributing to white genocide

London is hardly Brit now

We are fighting against this right now

You embrace c uckery

Germans lost WW2. We kicked your ass and we will do it again

We all know you have no TAIWANESE ZOO ANIMALS

time to kill the thread

I plan on studying Chinese at a university for a year (full-time mandarin course) - I was planning on Beijing or Xi'an, but now I'm considering Taipei. My main complaints are that Taiwan seems too relaxed for me and I need some more adventure after living in Japan, but it's more accessible.
The Taiwanese accent also sounds feminine to me and I dislike the lack of retroflex consonants and erhua. I was considering Chongqing, but I'm afraid of there being too much sichuanhua.

Look at this cunt. He is 400 pounds and lying about having friends

I cannot resist yellow
I disgrace my ancestors

source? There's nothing more beautiful than a fit Asian with an ass.

Then its a deal. I will be a gaijin hunter whenever I visit Sanchong night market next year and if I some one remotely resemble a typical Scandinavian, I will scream Sweden Yes behind his back. Yes, I'm autistic, who isn't theses days?

Go back home where you should go see a psychiatrist to treat your Weaboo disease. You don't have any respect for their culture. You only have yellow fever

>Xi'an
too many muslims

some kazakh chick studying in vienna

Consider killing yourself

A shame to your ancestors. A shame to all Brits. You have no respect for cultures

You should visit Mt Kroatoa and jump into the crater along with all of your islanders

Yeah Beijing sounds like it's made for you. Common complain among Mainland Mandarin speakers is that Taiwanese accent sounds too feminine yes.

>Uses American spelling
You too are a shame to all Brits, if you even are one, Proxy-Kun.

This desu. Actually that applies to any girl not just Oriental

Please don't come here. Go to Beijing they will roll out the red carpet just for you.

Fuck off. You're probably a loser who can't even afford to live abroad to focus on hobbies (history, economics, languages) for years.

So what? At least Harris is dope.

There is no right or wrong. No heaven. No free will. No soul. No magic "idea"

Are girls allowed to serve in Taiwan?
I need pictures of cute Taiwanese girls in uniforms.

Aya Shalkar

Is that why I am currently doing my MAs in Oxford?

The best in the world where I am taught by the greatest British philosopher ever, Richard Dawkins?

Those angles girls do to pretend they have an ass..lol..worse than fatties trying to look skinny

Why are you so mad ITT?

No. You need medical treatment

He's baiting hard. He's using American spelling, he claims to be an "euphoric and amazing atheist" who's taught by the "greatest British philosopher ever, Richard Dawkins".

Because people like you and everyone ITT have no respect for culture

A true Atheist like me enlightened by the light of reason. Enlightened by the light of Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Lawrence Krauss, Stephen Hawkings, Amon Ra, The Amazing Atheist can appreciate and respect cultures more without your mentally ill yellow fever

Your entire philosophy is plagarized from the west

Free Amos. At least he has a brain unlike you

Why shouldn't I come to Taipei, other than Beijing sounding like a better fit?

>The Amazing Atheist can appreciate and respect cultures more
That's why you're asking us to eat cyanide right?

He broke the law you dip

>this whole post

Hey mr gaijin loser. Return home

Wow I didn't know Singapore is an authoritarian shithole. Stop copying what Plato wanted.

I ask you all to eat cynide because you are all c ucks and yellow fever losers who deserve non being

There is no God. No "Tian" to follow. Only science

This is me, how popular will I be with Taiwanese girls and men (I am bi)?

>American spelling
Which part of his post had American spelling?

Why even reply to proxy tard? He has been trying to instigate this thread since the start, just ignore him. He'll start shit posting even harder for a while and then give up

You are mentally ill. Seek help

I am a proud supporter

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

He doesn't know because he is too busy at the temple burning paper to pollute the environment

Atheism rejects this irrationality

I agree but the Amazing atheist? Richard Dawkins? Meme nu-males

You are probably drowning in pussy in Germany itself why go halfway across the world for it.

Your entire culture is retarded. Just imagine how one must sacrifice to maintain order of the cosmos.

The cosmos don't give a fuck. It's not even alive

>The cosmos don't give a fuck. It's not even alive
how would u know have u ever been there

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

I bet that she isn't even a fucking soldier and that she just got paid by the Chinese government to stand there lmao

Oh fuck you. These men demolished theism before you can even blow a load

Well there is one above if you see the flag.

打**可不是打电动哦。

>current year
>that hair

I am a philosophy student in Oxford. I took a module in Indian philosophy

Ehh he actually pulls it off, it looks pretty good desu. No homo

Taiwanese are Buddhists. Buddha was right that there is "no self". But he is also wrong to insist that there is some transference to another thing upon death. That's just plagiarizing Plato's transmigration of souls

Replying to that tard.

Just ignore him, you don't see me replying to him right

No surprise. Indians have to be gay to compensate for their small penis

You are scared of me and my enlightened true philosophy.

None can challenge I the champion of Oxford

He claims to be a bi so you might have a chance with him. Lube up your boipussy but don't clean it properly. For him is a German and we all know what they like

The Hindus worship statues. They even feed them milk and food.

There is nothing but mere clay formed into what the potter imagines to be the god. And the God, a mere product of imagination and irrationality

Can I score pucci in Taiwan?

What's the most popular sport among the Chinese? Like what do all the kids there play? Is it soccer? Over here we play badminton, cricket and football(soccer) alot.

You are also gay. You want that frankfurter up your arse so badly

Nuking india is sport for the chinese

Ping pong of course as if you still need to ask.

No. For your people it is burning paper to pollute the air

Ehh I'm pretty straight but I can admit when a guy is good looking.

Ahhh! I forgot about it, what about badminton?

You are a degenerate

>open the thread
>everyone is talking in English
what the fuck is happening

I can say that Indians look like poo

Anti yellow fever league is here to stop the spread of yellow fever. Please remain calm

Well it's is the universal language plus there arnt too many Chinese speakers on right now

Okey so,

Tell me about the Mandarin Chinese. Is it more useful than the Japanese in the future? I mean Chinese is the most spoken native language but it's dialect are almost entirely different languages. Nevertheless Chinese influence is increasing but I doubt Japan is going to lose it's position any time soon. Also Japan might be able to turn their population growth back.

I'm really going to do it,
Fuck it.
It's worth a try

And Hinduism is universal in worshipping toilets. Why not feed your gods poo

Stop being a weeb and get a real girlfriend, not a gook

Read Nietchze. Not Menses

It depends on what you want and why you want to learn the languages. If it's for business it's preferable to learn Chinese but if it's just to boost your resume both are fine desu

Well it is still more convenient to type in English, especially if the sentence does not attempt to convey distinctive characteristics associated with the Chinese culture.

Yes. Success. Yellow fever purged

>real gf
Wot?

Why Koreans have the nicest legs?

Amos should be freed. He is smarter than all of you

Sorry but asians are not human

KYS. It's artificially manufactured in a factory

If you hate Asians why are you in an Asian related thread?

>asians are not human
Couldn't care less, I just think about my career.

To stop white genocide

Based off this post, you're never actually going to get far into the language. Go spend your time doing something else.

Mandarin is understood by everyone in Taiwan and China, although some elderly may only speak a local dialact and middle-aged people might mix in their local dialect.

There are numerous Chinese languages, such as Hakka and Cantonese and also dialects of those languages such as Sichuan hua which is a dialect of mandarin chinese.

Beijing at this point is probably more expensive than Taipei, right? It also seems harder to find a decent apartment.

Autism

Your career will be in killing the inferiors.

Says the autistic hypocritical weeb

This was very interesting post. Thanks.

How do I pick up qt Chinese students studying at my university? They're like a different breed..

>be white and tall
>go to pub
>find a qt
>tell her you have no place to stay
>get pussy and money
chink cuck on suicide watch

Not being a normie helps. They way they behave over here is much more normal than your average Dutch student.

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