/cum/

YOU LIKE HUFFING ON THE FUMES OF THE HERBAL JEW'S GOOCH, DON'T YOU

sell me this pen

Amerikaner > Donuts

It would probably just pay you with more honey, so you would really just be trading honey for honey.

buy it

ahahahhahahha it's an amerikaner because it's 50% white hahahahahahahahahahhah

no

>black and white cookie
American invention 2bh, seinfield did it first

youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

wtf I love communism now

why would they drop it????

didnt that make him vomit?

How could I have seen through to the gist of those unhappy happy accidents

yes

worst donut

But seriously, why does everything in your room look phallic?

A paraplegic here in Oklahoma got life in prison for 2 ounces (iirc) of medical weed.

maybe he just likes dicks, ever think about that?

>Merkel recoiling fear
>Putin giving both thumbs up

Phallus's are life my dude
That's gay, free him

It's called amerikaner, I'm not even joking. You can get them with all kind of stuff. It was simply the first picture I found.
have another one.

that looks delicious

and inspiring

god bless

>That pic
Hey, cops don't make the laws, they just enforce them as required by the law they enforce

>they just enforce them as required by the law they enforce
you are really high

kek

it's their choice to become a cop in the first place

No, we actually have Police Force conscription here, sadly, especially in my state it seems

They are tasty as fuck, I got myself one like two days ago.

Yes I am what's it to you

Some of you dixies are alright. Don't go to Vicksburg tomorrow

Get higher, I'll join u

What are you, 15?

Just transfered my old Bitcoin balance to my new phone.

It was ~6$ CAD, but now it's 15$ CAD.

I don't even have that much. I should have gotten in earlier when I had the chance.

ACAB

he constantly posts weed and facebook images, what do you think

is the DV lottery based elligibility based on where you were born or where you hold a passport?

because I was born in South Korea which is ineligible but hold only russian passport

Also you have to be 18 to get a medical marijuana license ;^)

how the fuck would we know

So that's a yes
Either that or you're some retard who gets arrested at least once a year and is mad at the cops for doing their job
Like a real life Ricky

I've noticed that in some of my posts that sentences are sometimes missing letters or even words.

Should I be worried?

But not to bum it off your friends from school

I've never been arrested, and I'm half brown L^O

you would be eligible
but the chances are so shit who cares

well if it doesn't cost him much of anything then why not try?

Yet you didn't deny the fact you're 15
Hm...really makes me think

>arguing with strangers on the internet
I'm 19 but if I said that you'd just say I'm lying buddy

wow gay fuck this earth

I gotta go pp

>it's a "torn meniscus I had surgery on 3 years ago starts hurting again" episode

I'd rub whatever that is for you, but we're so far apart

What'd you fags have for dinner
>meatloaf, broccoli, mashed potatoes, corn + peppers

St. Hubert's frozen chicken pot pie.

Shitty camera/10
sounds yummy, have you ever tried making pot pie from scratch? It's actually super easy

Cartilage in my knee. Rubbing wouldn't help

I hurt it when I fell for the Starting Strength meme

Mexican food

I made cheese in puff pastry. It tasted okay.

lol
it better have been made by an actual beaner

My mom brought it home, but it probably was

tfw never be a street racer in japan in the 90s

might as well KMS

why is this funny?

literally the worst feel
"i put cheese in puff pastry. it was okay"
sounds like you were just using what you had, and settled with a mediocre result. Comedy my humorless friend.

...

>sounds like you were just using what you had, and settled with a mediocre result.
>tfw that was exactly what happened.

It is funny, no? Let us laugh together pal

Gas the yanks

*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

ahahahah I gassed the yanks

PBBBBBBT
HAHAHAHA POOOOOOOOOOO GASSSSSSSSSS

youtube.com/watch?v=B_MW65XxS7s

This is my take a poo theme.

What about (You)?

Really hate yanks. They're Fat fucks. 2bh.

>post helphelpme pepes on friends FB wall and get 20+ likes and "love" reactions including from cute girls

Anyone else /normie/ here?

These are my tabs I'm a normie 2bh

racism frog should be illegal

>tfw oregon is the fattest state on the west coast
WE are fat shits and we are stupid

we are fat and fucking stupid

I hate my fucking life

we are the retarded bastard shit of cascadia

Who TF up rn? Smash that fucking (you) button

Listening to the new Danny Brown rn desu

ain't it funny is the best song on the album

tfw oregon is as fat and fucking stupid as fucking TEXAS

just end my FUCKING life

OREGON is a fucking JOKE I am a joke

stop laughing STOP LAUGHING AT US

>cali-fits
>tfw

since when is DC floating in the atlantic

Get out of the small towns.

STOP LAUGHING

WE are the backwoods Appalachian retard s of the west coast
since oregon became obese white trash shit MEXICAN shithole of the fucking world

yum yums

Oregon salivates at the sight of this

Will Oregon ever recover? Even Arizona is more in shape

STOP LAUGHING AT US

Portland is RELEVANT

we will be a RELEVANT state one day just you wait and fucking see just you fucking wait and see

I will show you

Oregon trail more like the Oregon fail

>oregon's peak relevancy this century is from a videogame
>a videogame developed by MINNESOTANS

Oregon is LITERALLY the fattest state in the entire west. Makes best coast look bad

ahahaha

worst state coming through

My workout partner looks too much like Ted Cruz. Such a punchable face

Have you asked him if he knows anything about these letters

Ok m8.

I want an American to liberate me.

Leafs fuck off you have tiny commie dicks.

go to the gay thread

I'm going to liberate you of your dubs

truly mentally ill m8

why is that a thing

Because they're here, they're queer, and eventually we'll get used to it

what is that in her panties

puffy vulva

i dont get it, i really dont

you don't understand anything

says who

duck

I would only fuck a finnish dude since it wouldn't be gay

>fucking a Finnish guy wouldn't be gay
Explain this

lol?

>removing communism
Nice one!

I just woke up with the song I'm a Believer by Smashmouth playing on full blast in my mind.

What the fuck

>casually posing after wrecking your new $30k car
what a mad man

Who #high here?

all day erryday

lmao me

DUDE WEED LMAO

Nobody smokes weed anymore 2bh, we extract the THC. Then we put THC in honey, good on bagels or oatmeal

Is that legal?
Rude mate

>tfw prime minister promised us WEED LMAO but hasn't delivered yet

Yeah, medicinially legal in my state.
Is that true? I didn't know Italy had a legalization movement

We had business man, a relationship

Everybody under the age of 35 smokes weed or hashish so it was bound to happen. Still no legal weed though.

Northern Arizona Girl Scout Cookies >>>> Mexican Brick Weed
sorry man, I still buy weed when I visit rocky point

You got yourself sick to smoke?
My cousin got so fucked with hard drugs that now government pays his weed treatment

No, getting a medically marijuana license is the easiest thing in the world. You literally just walk into the "dr office" and hand them your drivers license. You tell them "my back hurts ;) ;) *nudge" and they go "oh ya??? well I guess you need some medicine ;) ;)" and then you pay and walk out. 70% of the medical marijuana cards in my state are issued to males, aged 18-35, for the condition "back pain"

dude weed lmao

weed is my life

embarrassing series of posts

>tfw you have no friends
>tfw the only reason people want to talk to you is you do good in school
I want to fucking kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=IsZqFhUa350

then go out and make friends lad

Don't worry Canada you'll get your weed someday as long as your Muslim population doesn't explode.

Greetings peasants

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

>then go out and make friends lad
ah yes I'll just be myself and then I'll have nothing to worry about

we are Cred Forums pass twins lol

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

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Is New Haven the true pizza capital?

youtube.com/watch?v=BmiQRvib3DQ

>one of the wealthiest nations in human history
>architecture has looked like utter shit since the 1920s
This is something I've yet to understand about our country.

There's a neighboring town here called New Haven. I think there's one in every New England state.

youtube.com/watch?v=b3jBbLJ2x7s

>muh modernism is bad
Then move to Europe, faggot.

C O N N E C T I C U T

Yeah, I got that. Connecticut a shit tho

>White
+ tall
+ rich
+ smart
+ logic
+ powerful
+ strategist
+ beautiful
- Not physicaly strong
- average penis

>Nigger
+ Large penis
+ Muscularly strong
- idiot
- as ugly as a monkey
- stinky
- poor

>Yellow
+ Crafty / malignant
+ Good education
+ Entrepreneur spirit
+ persistant
- ugly
- weak body
- Not athelic
- small dick
- shy
- can't fight

>Arabs
+ Beautiful features
+ Crafty / malignant
+ treacherous
- poor
- stinky
- aggressive
- poorly educated
- Not physically strong
- as thick as a pin

why is there a c when it's not even pronounced

cost of shit went up brah. we fucked up. didn't have enough people passing on certain skills for one thing. you just can't build buildings the same way they did back then, now. would be too fucking expensive.

youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

>white
>Not physicaly strong
Speak for yourself, anemic frog. Eat a steak and lift some heavy shit or something ffs.

@65623160
>Nigger
I'm nog any of those things tho

Arab girls are actually quite good when they're fit.

let's have some fun tonight-a

>Tfw your cursor is the odd one out

>silent letters
I would say "welcome to the English language," but I think this is a habit we picked up from the Normans.

>rainy/grey day
>foliage beginning to turn
>having coffee and yogurt
>oatmeal slowly cooking on woodstove
Who else is getting cozy today?

Who /90's/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=gql9220Qon8

>ska
Fuck off, high schooler.

English is why

>hate spics
>literally live in a country named after one

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

>Lost 2 world wars

i wasn't even born back then, i didn't lose anything

goodnight

Don't do it user

Well that's the most important point of making friends, which is unironically being yourself desu

Does everyone truly die alone

>spic
>"Amerigo Vespucci was an Italian explorer, financier, navigator and cartographer who first demonstrated that Brazil and the West Indies did not represent Asia's eastern outskirts as initially conjectured"

all spic blood

Yes and no. Sometimes people lonely enough die alone in a hospital and state pays for their funeral. At that point there's just a priest and a few workers. One Finnish photographic pictured those funerals and they were very sad. It just the cheapest possible coffin, priest doing the ceremony in an empty church and few church workers trying to play it cool.

>It just the cheapest possible coffin
never understood coffins anyway

like why buy some expensive af coffin if you're gonna burry it anyway and it'll just rot there.

bury me in a cardboard box for all i care lmao
my parents want to be cremated so i'll just bring an empty honey jar

Spic means Hispanic. If they don't speak Spanish, they're not a spic.

Also, I like Mexico. Chicanos are nigger-tier, though.

he died in and did explorations for spain
he was a spic

The Hispanic immigration to USA seems funny because according to some sources, USA is on the way to become the largest Spanish speaking country. Maybe even becoming a bilingual nation. I still doubt that because American have excellent cultural propaganda to assimilate people. At least I want to become a good American once I get there.

Have you been inhaling too much Zyklon there?

this. really great to be honest

dunno which i like more, the security guard putting his arm exactly where her tits are, or putin enjoying the view

sigh...tired of doin this..
A FUCKING LEAF

Yeah, they're just another wave. Outside of the Southwest, the second and subsequent generations aren't even speaking Spanish. Also, the Asian population is growing at a faster rate, but you don't see memes about mandarin or Hindi taking over. Besides, there's no official language of the US.

Thinking of becoming a yank, huh? Anywhere in particular? Have you been practicing your smalltalk with strangers?

As far as I know, the Asians are much more educated and they speak proper English. Hispanics on the other hand aren't that valuable, so they might hold on to their native language more.

And well, Europe seems like a sinking boat. I'm not saying it will fall, it's just that I don't feel like Europe offers me as much as it did a decade ago. Hence why I'm planning to leave the boat while I still can.

I lived in Italy when I was a kid and my family kind of learned the local small talk culture. Didn't learn the language, which is a shame. Anyway, I don't like that Finns are talkative only when drunk. Even the fucking urban Helsinki youth are shy as fuck at times.

Are you guys happy or scared that weed will probably be legalized all over North America within 25 years?

Happy because decriminalizing drugs means that organised crime loses its profits.

>the cigarette smoke comes from the filter
heh...never noticed it before
cute innocence

What's /cum/ listening to this morning?
youtube.com/watch?v=zXLYKReB1ss

youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

I'm okay with weed
There are far worse drugs being prescribed nowadays

Tycho new album: youtube.com/watch?v=kg9gjQnSCAw
It's ok, but not the best

You guys get it.

>proper English
No...
There's a cashier at my Ralph's that speaks English like it's written on a travel dictionary for tourists. If she doesn't know what to say, she just says "thank you very much, sir" and repeats that. A lot of Koreans here just plainly cannot understand how to pronounce anything.

There are types of crimes that keep repeating no matter what. Murders, rapes and many others. But drug related problems can be mostly terminated by legalizing the substances and letting the state sell the drugs. Besides, fighting organised crime is useless because they have too much manpower reserve. There are always men who want to be something and think crime is the answer.
Strange. But not everyone can speak English I guess.

Yes, I'm for decriminalization of personal possession of all drugs

I want the government to give me free heroin injections

how did she get to the us and why can't i

>why can't i
Literally because no one likes you

Switzerland does it. Supposedly, it works. Heroin's become such a problem, I'm up for anything that works better than our current approaches.
How educated are you? How much money do you have?

If she works as a cashier and speaks little to no English then she can't have either so the question remains

youtube.com/watch?v=3MMNsGr8RJw

She might have a degree and own that store. It's very common for Asian immigrants to work the stores they own here, and plenty of monolingual people have an education (especially here).

doubtful

Florida here.

It's a little dry but smells good and gets the job done.

Is that alligator semen?

I want a mechanical keyboard desu ne

Yeah, surprisingly enough that's the name of this local strain

hey buddy if you stop being a drug abusing degenerate maybe you will stop biting fingernails like the mongoloid that you are

t. clean friend of a pure life

Me too, but there are so, so many things that I need to buy first.

youtube.com/watch?v=9mY5o3MeUUg

business idea: rent a car in Vancouver for 2 weeks and hike everything along Highway 99

Why are Brits and Irish obsessed with BC?

That attitude isn't very American, bud. I think you've answered your own question.

Because it seems comfy and the nature is awesome.

only nice place in your country

Also, see You're really not helping your case.

...

Isn't that the same everywhere?

Since BC has a mild climate there are a lot more homeless there than in the rest of Canada.

Tfw literally addicted to weed

Yeah, that's one thing I hated about living in the southwestern usa. Lots of bums there.

>literally
I don't get that. What physical withdrawal symptoms do you get?

the desire to smoke more

Mental not physical. Can't control my smoking if I have weed around me, craving weed as soon as I finish my sac, feeling "off" in the mornings

OH BABY I CANT DO

ANYTHING TO HELP YOOOOOU

CAUSE I GOT A PROBLEM

AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT

Upgrade to the crack cocaine starter pack and your weed withdrawals will go away.

Is Cred Forums going to die?

no

damn

yes

thank god

It is a good thing but I will miss all the friends I made here

...

I will too

qt bears

Imma miss ya lads

youtube.com/watch?v=O5zGkqAWsWE

you have to go back

i was a HUGE titanicboo back when it was released.
i collected everything.
best item is still this little box with replicas of a titanic ticket, the menu card, a blueprint all that shit

i still have it all somewhere in my parent's attic

Do you make these mistakes?

youtube.com/watch?v=vGDb-fbvJmQ

I had a few friends who went crazy for it. I didn't care much for it, but I did like looking at the artbooks with cross-sections of the ship and the miniature dioramas.

I can't say I am fond of Muslim immigrants but if there is one thing that I have to thank the Turks for then it is the invention of my favorite 'za.

It is the dough topped with tomato sauce, sauce hollandaise, cheese and Turkish sucuk sausage (garlic sausage).

It is quite literally the best thing ever.
So yesterday I bought some POPPIN' FRESH pizza dough and two little sucuk sausages as well as a bag of shredded cheese and made myself a nice big baking tray of 'za which I will now devour with a nice and cold beer to go with it.

I have no motivation to do anything

same desu

how would you deal with some taco bell nigger?

liveleak.com/view?i=068_1475420243

>tfw have to meet the police and crisis actopm tea, in an hour
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>crisis actopm tea
huh

action team, i'm assuming

>american employees

Reminder

I don't even read most posts on Cred Forums anymore. Just scroll past them and refresh the page

that feel when virgin in virginia

>see a funny news story on the aggregate app on my phone
>click share to share it with a bud
>didn't realize it was from Esquire

Just about done

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475157790208.webm
holy fug

me in the middle

I've given up lads

That's the first step to success

On what?

...

So is that what the "I'm sorry" from gookmoot was about, the Cred Forums pass thing? It's over. Literally Cred Forums is kill.

any non californians here? I'm gonna kick your asses.

>not having dick shaped glass
shiggy
California sucks my dude

cali is the real america, my dude

if you can reach that high, short stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

california is a fake idea of america that's been planted into your head through movies and tv

nah man, America is the real America and California is where we put all the hippies and fundies to duke it out

Done similar things. There was some show I linked to a friend and apparently it was on the gay channel in Australia. He stopped talking to me after that.

>he doesn't just adore hippie girls

wew

I live in a hippie town, probably 10x more actual long hair tie-dye wearing granola eaters here (me). I love hippie girls just as much as normal girls. Not the ones who don't shave tho

Why are there seven /cum/ threads???

autism

You made one of those didn't you

I need to eat a shit

I like your gimmick

>He stopped talking to me after that.
what a closet faggot

Of course you do, you are German haha

haha

hahaha

So

Would you guys be okay with this?

why are there like 18272947392 /cum/ threads?

American autismo

No thanks. The website seems to be fine financially. Moot never had trouble keeping up the site either. Hiro seems like he has money so I doubt its a problem. Skrelli can take his buccs elsewhere my man.

Who would win in a fight
15 gorillas or 100 monkeys

I'm going to take a part in DV-2018. Am I retarded huys?

Harambe

>Am I retarded huys
yes

No. It's a good program. Any one applicant stands around 5% chance of making it in last time I did the math. I thought Poland was disqualified tho since you guys sent 50,000+ people or whatever the cap is. Guess you are able to apply again this year tho since you say so.

Another way of looking at it is, if you apply 20 times over the course of 20 years, you stand a pretty good shot at getting in sooner or later. Any nigger can do it, but most people don't know about the diversity visa or have the means necessary to file a valid application.

Latvia: world superpower by 2025

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>tfw the police talk to you and say they believe in you
>journalling is hard tho
;_;

Imagine you're his father and watch that video for the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=DwAz3YItcjw

Are you the Albertan that threatens to kill himself every day? Just take your pills, guy.

I have a sinus infection. I just want to die

>all that shit talking
>fuck all for results
oh rog

yeah that's me

I have too much disposable income and went out and got this. Somebody name my new piece

what a disgusting fucking thumbnail

This is the first time I watched that. Holy shit what a funny guy.

REALLY wish anime were real buds

He cant afford Cred Forums, some boards might be getting the axe to save money. It's all over /qa/

business idea: make some boards accessible to pass users only

>that giant fucking ecig
looooooooool

business idea: kill yourself and leave your NEET fortune to hiro

>ecig

xXxHalf-TrackHebrewExterminator420xXx

You wouldn't have needed to be in that dorm for me to know you're still a teenager. Who still names their pieces these days?

The thing on the right? Pretty sure it's an ecig m8ey

Thanksgiving is next week

Pro-Tip: Stoners and cannabis culture have evolved

Why has no one replied to my thread yet?

Damn. November already?

MY BASEBOARD HEATERS WON'T TURN OFF I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S 30 DEGREES IN HERE I'M GOING TO DIE SEND HELP

How much do you think Cred Forums is worth? I want to buy it and rule the site like a dictatorship

close the valves that feed steam to them you nerd
t. power engineer

/cum/ should organize a fundraiser for Cred Forums, like make cookies or sell lemonade. Im sure we can raise enough money to save Cred Forums in no time
>t. Martin Shkrel

Someone has the canadian drawgirls ?

They're electric though.

turn off the power switch you nerd
t. electrical engineer

There's no switch. They're tied to a thermostat. They won't turn off even though the thermostat is set to 0.

cut the power cable

inspectapedia.com/heat/Heat_Stays_On.php

That's fucking stupid. I'm just going to call the cops maybe they can help.

>tfw no Quebecois gf

Find the electrical panel in your house, find the switch that controls the baseboards and shut the sumbitch off.

>That's fucking stupid.
No it's not you fucking retard. I hope you fucking burn to death faggot

>I'm just going to call the cops maybe they can help.

It's already close to midnight, yet I can't seem to fall asleep. Thank god tomorrow is a holiday, otherwise the week would have been ruined before it started.

Fuck this puritan country man... :( Swear I'm coming to US to grow dope if shit goes south with education plans.

Me too, user. Nordics are starting to seem like a lost cause.

>naming pieces
Yeah, why did I stop doing that like 10 years ago? We had special terms for smoking in cars, too.

shoot the petty drug dealer in the eye!

UPDATE: They're sending an electrician over to my house as well as some firefighters as a precaution. I'm also being told to wait outside.

This
You fucking faggot...

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fucknut

Because you grew up. When you refer to a piece now, it should be: Artists name, type of apparatus (rig, bong, bubbler, etc.), and if necessary, what kind of work done (sandblasted, wig wag reversals, frit, etc.).

Also, smoking in a car is and always will be "hot boxing", but even now I don't say that. Probably because I'm not 16 and don't have my moms SUV packed with 6 other heads smoking blunt after blunt...

Lads, medical Finn here.

Lets say I actually move to USA or Canada. Which one would be better for my career: Spanish or French?

>USA
Spanish
>Canada
French