sweden edition
/brit/
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Hello, is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
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This is pre breast reduction surgery
what happened to your pass
>Paying to post on Cred Forums
I still have it.
quickly respond to this post fast
This has convinced me to just not renew it and stop posting here when it runs out desu. This site is going to become like Ylilualta, I can feel it now.
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.
STOP MIGRATING TO EARLY SWEDKEK THREADS YOU MINDLESS DRONES
Ylilauta is too slow
I DO AS I PLEASE
I can't help it the Swedes make migrating so irresistable
want a theresa may gf
business idea: everyone behaves kindly towards me
business idea: Australia and Austria unite
had a dream last night where i killed theresa may by biting out her jugular
What the hell is going on with all the banter threads
had a dream where I found a lost little boy on the streets and was going to adopt him but my boss at work told me it would be too expensive so i let him go ;-;
*barracks and harasses you*
wish i had one of those mums who was always cooking shitloads of delicious food for me
nonce
worst thread in history
*gaslights you*
not attracted to him
>Everything which involves a child is paedophilia
>wish i was indian
*prevents you from saying what you want to say*
nonces
pajeet
is this a joke?
ah yes slumlord decides to walk in right in the middle of my wank
FUCK OFF
*forces you to attend these meetings*
dormers
It is not being a nonce to want a child you know.
Great post my friend :)
>how was the food, user? :-3
thanks haha x
wassup my niggers
yeah id say its a joke
Just since4pass posted to check how long i've had it
I've been here too long
>"Wait a second senpai"
*BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
rreeeeee get out get out get out
you taking the piss?
Anyone want to come and hang out at my house and play videogames?
Nope, I'm a good goy
*BPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
terrible meme
no
my dad's a much better cook than my mam 2bh
Sweden!
how long have you been here then?
Sweden!
reality is unknowable
m0AR
*walks towards you*
Why can't immigrants pronounce 'th' sounds?
Am I going to sound ridiculously posh in the future?
telegraph.co.uk
me 2nd from the left
Lmao, Mosley was such a fucking bent twat. No wonder his son ended up paying for prostitutes to beat him up
why do grils not like me
because you're ugly
This is retarded.
It's hardly as if British people are the only humans on the planet capable of going "thhhhhhh".
just be yourself
‘TH’ stopping – the dental consonants ‘th’ will be replaced by ‘d’ meaning ‘this’ or ‘that’ will become ‘dis’ and ‘dat’
‘TH’ fronting – Words which begin with a ‘th’ sound will be lost so ‘thin’ will become ‘fin’ and ‘think’ will change to ‘fink’
Sound softening – hardly anyone says ‘syoot’ for ‘suit’ anymore and the trend will continue with the sharp corners knocked off words
Yod dropping - words like ‘cute’ or ‘beauty’ will become ‘coot’ and ‘booty.’
Consonant smushing – ‘W’ and ‘r’ are already similar for many southern English speakers but the letters could completely collapse into one sound. Words with ‘ch’ and ‘j’ could also become indistinguishable.
Glottal stop – the slight linguistic trip which turns ‘butter’ into ‘bu’er’ in dialects like Cockney and Geordie will become more prevalent across the country.
Emojis – happy face, sad face, or wink will become part of language and facial expressions.
FUCK OFF
Found the linguist.
Sweden!
>Emojis – happy face, sad face, or wink will become part of language and facial expressions.
dubious
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youre not being yourself
xD
t-test
>"swedish" "men"
Because most girls prefer negroes
*Is self*
now what
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Fuck nigger ass
>2:47
Oh yes I'll definitely be watching all of this uh huh yeah of course the whole thing no really I promise.
piss
out my ass
First 10 seconds are the relevant bit
Back when I was about 6, maybe 7, I would have laughed at this. Now that I am 35 and well travelled, I find this utterly pathetic.
I feel embarrassed for you.
>35
>still posting on Cred Forums
bart i am piss
based may just confirmed we are activating article 50 in march
lost my phone last night lads
ffs
normie btfo
nicked some cunts phone last night
gonna dick pic his aul one
>tfw never dropped a phone, never cracked or scratched a phone screen, never dropped a phone into a toilet bowl, never had a phone stolen
Feels good to be a sensible, responsible adult who knows how to look after his belongings.
there is nothing wrong with browsing the chon mature
what if your ideal future gf messaged you on tinder
I'm even older m7
>Brexit is going to be long, hard and unlubricated
you have a much bigger cock than my dad, user!
If you're a young person wasting your life on here you should kill yourself, seriously.
>india
what went wrong?
Ghandi
what else am I supposed to do, go outside?
don't make me laugh
Did anything go wrong?
When you're young is the only time in your life to act normie, your life is over when you get old so you will be spending it on the internet everyday to escape.
Things only get worse.
"Oi look at that bloody bastard slagging off London, tell him how the north is irrelevant"
only cracked 1 screen and never lost a phone in my 9 years of having one
gutted Tbh
>Browsing /r/Cred Forums
>Aus flag
Well that makes alot of sense
Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.
Can make girl cum from missionary but I can only cum from cowgirl
Wat do
>since October 2014
>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.
kek
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Go sit in a park with a barrel of wine, some pipe weed and invite strangers to sit and chat.
Yes hello, this is sweden?
>"
Wow rude
Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.
>tfw I was like you until a year ago
since then i've dropped it and cracked the screen, had it nicked, and then subsequently lost the phone that i bought to replace it
dunno what happened to me this past year fucking costing me a fortune i know that much
Do you realise how rapidly your old social groups collapse in your mid/late 20s? Uni is as good as it gets. Most men over 30 are very lonely.
>Can make girl cum from missionary
Who the fuck cares if the girl cums, just do cowgirl all the time
kill yourself
>/brit/ lads make fun of Janny for doing it for free
>literally PAY to post on Cred Forums
t. virgin
Isn't it weird how certain arrangements of molecules and chemicals can stir such an intense reaction in the human mind? For example:
they're the ones sticking up for the janny you fucking mong
if they put the countdown timer back to zero if you bought a pass i would MAYBE think about it
Now I've reached that age I can sort of understand why a lot of blokes stay in relationships with total cows who make their lives hell.
It's either that or be alone.
I'm offering you some sage advice here; get off the internet. I'm a fucking lost cause, but there's hope for you, my friend.
Think of all the time you waste on here and what you could do with that time instead - all the things you could learn, discover or experience. This place will not enrich or benefit your life in any way, shape of form.
>sold something to someone on gumtree
>said they'll pick it up today
>really relying on them showing up because i've got no money for food
>it's now nearly 8pm and they haven't shown up, all shops are shut
i wish people would die
>linking an image to an imageboard
felt nothing
povvo
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Thing about buying a pass is, if you're not a janny's pet good goy wanker who is never going to get banned then the moment janny flips his lid and bans you for posting something he doesn't like then that's you effectively just thrown £20 down the drain.
hes afraid to download it incase mammy finds out
Get a job
>Do you realise how rapidly your old social groups collapse in your mid/late 20s
Mine collapsed when I was 18. Closest thing I had to a friend in 14 years was a schizophrenic in a mental hospital and he's dead now. ;_;
Why is this thread so slow?
Cred Forums pass user since September 2012
That's an appeasing body. Many thanks for this image, Harold.
only weirdos get up before 12 on sunday
how can you be so pathetic that after 8 years of primary school and 6 years of secondary school you only made 1 friend
If you get yourself permabanned, you deserve to lose your pass
er no lol
Lads, when will we rise up against the pass-using bourgeoisie and sieze the memes of production?
Why would I post a NSFW image on a SFW board? That would be entirely disrespectful to all those wageslaves currently at work this Sunday morning.
Also, the images is already taking up precious space on asian moot's servers so why would I want to rehost it and cause it to take up double the space unnecessarily?
THICC
lads
jannys not gonna like this one bit
>breaking global rule 13
Back to ledit you go.
>Why would I post a NSFW image on a SFW board?
you just did you useless fuck
The 14 years since I was 18, Mick.
*shows janny my Cred Forums pass*
now be a good little boy a run along
don't think there will be any bans here today otherwise your boss will be getting a stern phonecall
Taking a MASSIVE shit right now lads wish me luck
Cred Forums pass user since November 2014
except the average Cred Forums user is never going to get permabanned
Based Jew and his racemixing agenda.
*walks into the Ritz, London*
*receptionist tries to stop me - "sir you you have a reserv-"*
*flash my Cred Forums pass at her*
*she nods and shows me the private elevator to the royal penthouse suite*
got permabanned the other week for joking about shagging a 15 year old
>brown
not a fan desu
This bulky lad walks towards you at the sidewalk and bumps your shoulder causing you to almost fall down. He says with a stern voice: "Watch where you walk, apologize to me right now"
What do you do
Rape jokes aren't funny
been permabanned twice before, turns out their not very permanent
>sidewalk
FOY
huh really makes you think
the ritz mentioned
Morning lads
watched the louis theroux doc about the westboro like half of them quit
wouldnt mind doing the one on the left and have her as my gf desu lads
I once got permabanned on Cred Forums for winning a gets and instructing the Cred Forumstards to raid a football forum.
have a wank
*gropes you*
Is it the 13th birthday of Cred Forums?
FOY
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forgot pic
>you are a solid rood boi who breakz the rulez
neck yourself runt
Good post
*walks up to the BA exclusive members desk for my flight*
s-sir you need a....
*flashes my Cred Forums pass*
ah right this way sir
*get taken to an exclusive boarding lounge with a swimming pool and thai masseuses and unlimited free food and drink and get automatically upgraded to first class for no extra cost*
ah yes....
dunno what you just said, bro. Thanks for the (You)s though
d
@65617989
FOY
my life is finished
bit early
>65617989
Sidewalk is american, we call it the pavement
you're in the club and this big gentleman walks over and hits on your girl
what do
>it's now legal to shag Cred Forums in Spain
Nice
excellent post
being alone sounds better here
Dash off to the local kebab shop so he can review it for me.
*walk into the local spar*
*Select some crisps and a flump*
That'll be £2.60 sir
*Flash my Cred Forums pass*
What? Sorry sir-thats not a credit-
*Turn 360 degrees and walk away with my goods*
reviewbrah is a big guy
sit and observe the sheer autism unfolding before me
cant miss what you never had
a what?
*pulls the handbrake on my 2006 3 series (financed) outside the bilderberg conference*
*get swarmed by armed police and private security pointing guns in my face telling me to back off*
*take off sunglasses slowly, and retrieve something from my jacket pocket*
*police screaming at me to stop, but recoil when they see the shiny gold surface of my Cred Forums pass*
"gentlemen, please stop this charade"
*they kneel as I am shown inside to my spot at the head of the table*
but pavement is the surface of the road
the black thing
no thats called the tarmac
BIG
we call it the path you stupid american wanker
i wish giant eagles would come and rescue me like they did for bilbo baggins and thorin oakenshield and his men.
How did you post that Cred Forums pass thing
it's called the walkie-zone you fucking mong
>the tarmac
:DDDD
>[My4Pass]
Underneath your comment, no meme arrow.
>speaking directly to a Cred Forums pass owner
*smacks you on the back of the head*
have you no respect? you must direct questions through their mediator
>work tomorrow
>and the day after that
>and the week after that
>and the month after that
>and the year after that
>and the decade after that
>and the decade after that
>and the decade after that
>how to spot nouveau riche who bought their pass with lottery winnings or some shit instead of inheriting it
Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.
4 wanks yesterday
2 so far today
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this place is getting more like reddit by the day
So what will the pass users do when Hiroshima sells their details.
pass users are lower than niggers
test
[My4Pass]
Better than the neetlyfe unless you're in some turbo-runt office cube position.
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can I just say how much I admire you
I know you must get this a lot but you're in the 1% of Cred Forums members who have a pass and I just wanted to say I aspire to be like you one day
hmm
Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.
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I already told the government I browse Cred Forums, it'll be fine
m8....
And what would you rather be doing - sitting on your stained couch of your benefits flat picking your navel and watching shit on TV ?
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lol
Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.
>2015
newfags
Cred Forums Pass user since September 2008.
I've only got one shot
since4pass
at least at the end of it all we get rewarded by being put into an industrial oven and burnt to a cinder
read the rules dipshit
>Will other people know I'm using a Pass?
>No. Unless you enter since4pass in the Options field
[My4Pass]
daily reminder theresa may is bluffing to cover up a soft brexit if that
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Add this to your custom CSS to get rid of the Cred Forums pass sigs:
.pu-lbl {
display: none;
}
lol nerd
Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.
testing
virus do not type
[My4Pass]
>to your custom css
fuck off nerd
didn't realise so many of you nerds actually had passes
howling over here
Test
t. jealous poorfag
Actual child
More proof Kpop posters are nonces
very impressive
would rather take a £20 note and give it to a paki that buy a pass
You've bought a pass simply the avoid the captcha?
Imagine not being able to afford a few quid a year for a pass
Imagine solving fucking puzzles to post on here
Imagine being a passless cuck
You ever tried to do the captcha when drunk? It's a fucking nightmare
I bought one so I could shitpost in China
Even then I would sometimes forget to turn off my proxy and I would post under a French or Yank flag
thats a woman
ah yes, Cred Forums premium
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Child
imagine paying money to post on here
>moot spams his own website
>ok we'll introduce this temporary captcha system
>oh sorry it's permanent now
>BUT you can avoid this for a small yearly fee!
>THEY ACTUALLY PAY
would you fuck a prostitute for free?
asking for a friend
really makes you think
prooofs
opinions on including Cred Forums pass in amazon prime?
asking for a friend
Get a life you sad, sad bastard
how much more is a Cred Forums pass than a netflix account and what do you get for it
ye
>Get a life you sad, sad bastard
Yes if they're decent
alright lads you've helped my friend make a decision
>normies itt think they're better than me because they don't have a pass
lol
You save yourself 3 seconds of your life each time you post and support the 'Chon at the same time!
gf left me for a man from brum
having a bag of popcorn for breakfast haha what am i like!
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>tfw abnormie and has never owned a pass
was in a thread with reviewbrah once and i said something along the lines of "fuck off murderer" in response to the usually meat-laden meals he reviews and he gave some fedora-tier response along the lines of "ah yes i like to enjoy a good steak" or some shit
woah get a load of this fucking mental case
alri fatty
runt
don't hack me
Have ~10k spare but I wouldn't buy a pass, since that's fucking gay, and I have a job and leave the house every day and stuff like that.
how did you know it was him
got a feeling you're telling porkies pal
look who's talking
>he doesn't donate to his local mosque & cat shelter
>(((ezra levant)))
shan't be viewing a second of this
enjoy that captcha and post cooldown?
>tfw used to have a pass but didn't renew it because I'm saving up for the missus' engagement ring
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have a savings account, a stable job, a wife, two children, and I go to church every sunday. STILL wouldnt buy a pass
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>Dude quantum computing lmao
he vocaroo'd this
but any tax you pay goes towards my benefits, free for me to waste on Cred Forums passes and anime merchandise
lefties are going to fling their shit around like apes at the zoo when are theresa triggers the 50
why doesn't Cred Forums have a shop yet. reeeeee. need some merch
jlist is shit
There's hundreds of burger shops in this city yet none of them can make a good burger
Why are germans so bad at food?
so bored lads . literally nothing to do. slow as fuck day here and irl
Just done a poo and STILL wouldn't buy a Cred Forums pass
>our triple AAA credit rating
oh fuck that's like 9 A's
howling
where did he post that? I thought it was just a meme that he browsed the chon
Cred Forums's heyday is over. not really worth paying money to post sooner anymore. maybe back in the day but not now
Ah yes
It was only Brexiters who were scaremongering
>You're all twats, now listen while I swear at you and spout off what ever Cameron told me to say
>have to pay your dealer in public
Hate doing that lads
>implying that solving capchas isn't second nature for me now
seeing 2 attractive girls but both are basically broken
wish I attracted normie girls
*unleashes a barrage of frenetic punches directly on the mandem*
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very good lad
not when you can get banned so fucking easily
>activate article 50
>when you're shotting gear in broad daylight and some autist makes it completely obvious what is taking place
hate customers like you
sure thing
/r9k/ in june last year
>Shanghai to Urumqi
>2500 miles
>44 hours by train
>train ticket only costs £44
british rail take note
Duterte has the right idea with degenerate druggies
racists need to leave. it's not even a joke when innocent black kids are actually dieing out there
you're both sick in the head
cry more Ludford
NY
in what class?
you don't want to be seated for 44 hours mate
IT IS EARLY DO NOT MIGRATE
shan't be using this thread
STOP
Going to sit on your shoulders and unscrew your fucking head
>44 hours in a carriage surrounded by spitting and shitting chinks
pass
The seats are fucking horrible though
They're as bad as the Pacers here
They also don't have air conditioning or food service, only water that is sometimes hot
NEW
fuck off janny
Official new
So Labour have said that the Jeremy Corbyn membership should fight poverty not Labour MPs.
I'm sorry but that's exactly what we are doing. We are turning away from New Labour. The Labour Party that started the privatisation of the NHS, the Labour Party that followed in Maragret Thatchers footsteps and sold off council and social housing to the middle class and elite, the Labour Party that started an illegal war in Iraq that killed thousands of innocent people, a Labour Party that made millions of people suffer under austerity and neoliberalism and a Labour Party that was no better than the Tories.
That's the exact Party I don't want and that's the reason I didn't support Labour until Jeremy Corbyn got in last September.
Jeremy Corbyn is making Labour into the left wing caring socialist Party it should be and he's making it a Party with real Labour policies.