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lmao

my mind would got to france or italy

culture

Kek

France is not mediterranean

I hope you're being ironic there, kek.

Its retarded splitting it by countries. i.e. north vs south in Italy, France or Germany.

I'm not. I think of Italy or Spain when I hear "Mediterranean". I think of Ouzo when I hear Greece.

We still dont show up om the fucking map

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am i the only one seeing this?

Most people think of Italy and Greece, not Spain or France or anything else. Both us and Italy are known for our hot climate.

France is more mediterranean than Portugal tough

I think of Y, too, but hearing Balkan only makes me think of Ex-Yugo countries, Greece has it's special place.

you have shit like food leftovers and plastic bags floating on your beaches though

if i think of hot climate countries i also think of france and definitely spain

lol the only true med countries are us and greece. Don't listen to memers, not even spain or france are full med like us, since they touch the atlantic and have a lot of continental weather

Only fair way to split Europe

Forgetting malta.

leeeel sorry we're talking about real countries here, irrelevant weird little polish flag

add montenegro to lazy bums

As if anyone knows about your country other thran armani and spaghetti

h-hey!

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute :3 hhhnnnnngggggg

why is 2/3 of france in the working cathegory?

>culture
lol what

I can swear I saw malta from the airplane on my way to spain once

privjet comrade!

Why would you inlcude Russia if you didn't include Turkey?
0/5 would not fug

Okay, delude yourself if you want.

ciao ragazzi

Its not 1km3 or some shit lol, its visible if you pass by it.

He is right though
Only some Northern Greek areas which are basically inhabited by hellenized Bulgarians and Slavs have the typical architecture or culture of the Balkan
Most of Greece represents basically the Mediterranean stereotype, such as Central and Southern Italy, I mean Spain, Greece, Portugal and Italy are the countries which are associated with Southern Europe and the Greco-Latin history of Antiquity

>km3

not him but the mediterranean stereotype is italy, spain and southern france and to some extent portugal even though the don't touch the med

i know greece is a very popular tourist spot though, but not necessarily part of that group

water and stuff,...its an island

thoughts?

So I tried to fix this map
England is basically outstanding in culture, Anglos and the rest of the British folks can't be really compared to mainland Europe
Germany and the rest of the Central European Germanics are much more related with Northern France than the Scandis, they create an independet cultural environment
The classical Southern European hemisphere is located within the blue colour, Northern Italy could debatably rank upon Central Europe
Finland and Esti belong together, but the rest of the Baltics are quite unique

greece is a balkan country

opposed

Kilometer squared?

Im ok with this if we keep our special status as melita of the roman empire.

if you are really going to make any part of france orange, it should be reserved to west-flanders and alsace. denmark should have an orange outline

km3 is kilometer cubed

i was imagining a minecraft cube island in the sea

That would be km2

Well, the Ioanian islands and the Southern hemisphere of Greece, such as Crete or Rhodes are pretty much Mediterranean in denial
I mean Mediterranean culture has his roots in the Greek Peloponnesian area, which also was the first location that became independent from the Ottomans,even a century before the Northern Greek parts

I Know lol. seems comfy & relaxing from above

They also represent the Balkan poverty stereotype, though not as much as we do.

Why the fuck are you giving us to Serbia?

I am autistic mbThank.It is desu.

yeah i agree that peloponese and crete can pass as med
peloponese are not generally considered as part of the balkans because they're almost an island

0/5

because I like serbia more than you

>poverty
Something that could be find all around Southern Europe, such as places like Iberia or Southern parts of Italy, not very much a perfect argument for Balkanic identity

>when they think of the worst Mediterranean their mind goes directly to Greece
FTFY

Just no

kneel before your new Swedish overlords

actually

ftfy

fuck you, france is not to be splitted it is a ruler

sure, just like in WW2

lol

blue-British isles
dark blue-France
grey-Germany
orange-Iberia
Green -Italy
yellow-Nordic Union
light blue-finno/baltic alliance
red-West slavic land
dark red-Russia
purple-Hungary
Pink-Greece

lol, good job, you actually did more damage to the german army over the course of the war than we did

except you were allies

worthless spaghetti

ur Canadian

I'm not italian, I am Tyrolean. You disgusting smelly frog.

+r8

gypsys must support each other

Poland is non country but not just because that be added to Russia. Give it to Germany or something.

...

independantist faggot

This desu.
The real map is divided in three : France, French-influenced and Barbarian

>Tyrolean
Italian-tyrolean I guess, not austrian-tyrolean.

>I live in the same country than Asspain, Shitaly and Poortugal
sheet nigga

I'm Tyrolean too.

Literaly nothing wrong with that

r8

and the south of France

haha, literaly the worst possible alliance

Literaly kill yourself.

>working

>holland with the UK
>holland with France

get us inside of core europe or even nordic if you are really silly

we are not related to france or the UK in any way

I agree, none of them deserves to be together with disgusting frogman

you're pretty much franks who didn't get to speak vulgar latin. You're french.

>He prefers the crowded, flat and cold north

Lmoa

haha, do you realise no one even wants to be with you mongolians ?

you'll never fit in europe

Well, all three of your countries have a magnificient maritime history, you could rule the waves together

Russia is big enough to be its own continent. What do you have? Small and pathetic main land plus a bunch of pooinloo and nigger breeding islands.

They don't deserve it because we're way better than them.

russia is alone, your only allies are desert man and chinese, haha

Why French people hate Spaniards? I was there last year and police in the border was totally mad at my, saying "go back to your country, scum" and they beat me and rape me.

You divided Europe into language groups, good job.

they mistook you for kebab

We don't hate you, it's just that we don't want to be associated with you. It's insulting.

Because they browse Cred Forums and Spaniards here always talk shit about France

they hate roman descendants.
This occurred to me aswell. I was in France on holyday and they called me makaronais spaghetti faguotte, they were very rude

Wtf. We never are associated with each other except in linguistic terms, wich is a fact. Any person with decent cultural level know we are pretty different cultures despite we are neighbours.

You have as many allies as dicks you can take in your fuccboi ass. But i guess frogman loves hard things in his ass, explains why he invented baggete.
Who doesn't hate spaniards?

we are mostly frisian and saxon.

belgium and south netherlands are frankish

that being said, France is mostly celtic and roman.

>except in linguistic terms
That's enough to make people think we're the same.
+ Our languages may have a common root, they're still very different.

>Who doesn't hate spaniards?

Russian girls.

youtu.be/Qi5e0884ua8

I'm ok with this

i am cuban-american and we know you are different at least in USA, calm down

Give Slovenia to Orange and Romania to Yellow and I think it will be perfect.

I'm not speaking about you personally, calm down.

>That's enough to make people think we're the same.

I can understand why people think Britain and Jamaica are the same (both are islands, same language, similar culture, same skin color). But Spain and France? Wtf, we kill bulls, you eat frogs.

>tatars
>russian
ajajaja

Suicide squad reporting in.

>Implying we want to be associated with the enternal frenchie.

Why are Italy and Iberia together

RIP ireland

Civil war v2

>not Polish-Hungarian
meh/10

YouTube is full of videos like that, Russian girls talking Spanish and saying how Russian girls like Spaniards.

youtu.be/_mREmb17KW8

People, meds, culture, cuisine.

We are pretty similar.

This is the only thing that would actually somewhat work IRL

nobody associates france with spain,

And it's only one thread among others.

paying for social security for muslims aint cheap dutchy boy

Actually south France and north Spain are pretty similar.

As a southern frenchy, no.

i live in Florida and maybe Spain is closest to us (southern states and mexico) but France?, no

get out of my lands, filthy germanic barbarian
You don't belong to occitania

GTFO from Iparralde and Rosellón. Fucking gabacho

So, Padania is Mediterranean? I predict butthurt polentones soon.

Padanians can swing their Celto-barbarian ass from Mediterranean clay, they are the most delusional people I can think of
How can someone betray Mediterranean history and culture and spit on their forefathers graves
Why should someone deny Roman and Ancient Greek history for an inferior one ?

this

Is really France split culturally or it is just int memes?

just a meme

He's right tho
It depends where obviously, if you are from Bordeaux it doesn't feel that way at all but a lot of the south has common points with Spain.

Bit of both, our geographical situation splits the country between several influences, someone from above Paris is very different than someone living near the Pyrenees. It's also true for architecture, food, climate, traditions... Obviously the whole thing is French, but splitting the country in such maps isn't that crazy

Basically

>Luksemburg
Why though?

I've stayed with some French in Paris for a couple of days last year, and they were constantly bashing and bantering Spain, but they said it's only their jokes, and that normally French don't care about Spain.
So which is true?

We don't care is the truth. You really think 65 000 000 people are obsessed with Spanish people ? Especially since people in the north are closer to Germany or Belgium and care even less about Spain.
To be honest I don't even see why they were "constantly bashing and bantering Spain", especially in Paris. And most of our jokes about our neighbours are about Belgium

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>bulgaria
>warzone
pick 1

>Slovenia
>the West Balkans
>any sort of connection to the Balkans at all

ROFLing pretty hard rite now, boys

No I see it too.
Also nice quads

Excellent post

balkan nigger pays money to Cred Forums

>Wales
Fuck off they aren't even the same type of Celt as us. Mann, Scotland, and Ireland only!!!

Then get the fuck out of Italy and don't talk about it again you twat.