/balt/+/ausnz/

>October is November in Croatia

>Listopad (October)
>Lapkritis (November)

>lapkritis

Lithuanian genes.

post the daily_reminder.txt
(briedis is alnis etc.)

Even the ones with Tatar ancestry?

SMALL. BALTIC. LAKES.

Especially those.

depressing

I don't know much about Russian history, but it always seems so bleak and upsetting. Like there's this air of sadness that sticks to it.

SLAPJDRAŅĶIS (šlapdriba)
ŠĶĪDONIS (ižas)
NODROŠINA BERNIEM (suteikia vaikams)
BRUŅURUPUCIS (vėžlys)
NOSPRĀGT (nugaišti)
KRŪŠTURIS (liemenėlė)
SIENĀZIS (žiogas)
NĪLZIRGS (begemotas)
ATBILDĒT (atsakyti)
KAS TAU IR? KO TU GRIB?
IZNĪCINĀTĀJS (naikintuvas)
ZVIRBULIS (žvirblis)
KA JŪS NELIETOJAT VAGINĀLO ŽĪDU
VIRTULIS (spurga)
peldplēve (pelekas):D
NOGALINĀT (nužudyti)
SKUDRU PŪZNIS (skruzdėlynas):DDDD
PLUDMALE (paplūdimys)

daily reminder that juodas is melns,
while mėlynas is zils,
while žilas is pelēks,
while pelekas is peldplēve
as well as
briedis is alnis
while elnias is briedis
also
valtis is laiva
while laivas is KUĢIS :DDDDDDD
while kūgis is konuss :DDD
as well as
naujas is jauns (new) WTF :D:D:D
jaunas is jauns (young) WTF :D:D:D

...

>žvirblis

I wonder if latvians think the same about ours.

Yes, like I said, Lithuanian influence.
We ruled teh slavs, you know.

>Lithuanians actually descend from Ptolemy IX's unnamed child born to a black male slave. The young lad was exiled at birth to the great unknown north with a retinue of his own slaves and a chest of gold to support himself. Over time he and his descendants were able to conquer vast areas stretching right to the Sea of Japan, covering much of present-date Russia, before eventually losing much of its lands in successive wars against the Retro-Neo-Neo-Finnish Khaghanate.

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah

>žvirblis

>viņš izmanto vaginālo žīdu
ceru tā nav taisnība

Clean water though.

Dunno about the Lithuanian influence meme. I think it's just reflection of society. 19th century Russia was a country of huge inequality between classes. Pretty much every Russian writer tried to warn the elite that this will come back to haunt them one day. They usually didn't listen and so the bolsheviks happened to them.

it's like a bizzaro land just right to us

Hey lads, it's pretty late and my room has a smoke detector, though I can technically smoke in it, should I try my luck?

Not sure about smoking but you can do a Lithuanian with no problems

Yes hello this is Spring

Yes, push it to the limit.

That will come later

That will come later

Good morning

That came earlier

me in the top right corner

i don't like the French

me in the top left corner resting atop the whisker of the rabbit

>good
no such thing here. That will never come

Why do I hate the French so much?

Are Slavs white?

...

No, we don't

fake. Obviously you are not a lithuanian

I'm a Lithuanian tho

I am Lithuanian

twinkthuanian

haha

I am Lithuanian too lmao

Thoughts?

rude satan
I'm Lithuanian btw

Intelligence is my super power.

пoшли нaхyй фaшиcты cигapeты oни блять дaвaть нe хoтят coвceм aхyeли cyкa бля!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! чe cигapeты жaлкo твapь лaбaccкaя????????

litewskie chamy nawet cygaretą nie poczęstują hitlerowskie pachołki taki mają bóldup złodzieje jebane kurwa kurwa

JOKES ON YOU BINLAND. I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE GIN AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE

youtu.be/XDK69sA1xI0

thanks

I'm on a hill
#balticsnotflat

Krūšturis :DDDDDD

All I ever have dreamed is to move to either Australia and New Zealand so I could practise survival mood in the deserts where everything is trying to kill me.

But I can't... m-muh criminal record. Why, lord, are you so cruel?

Good sign for a good thread. Based JAPANSAKO also, here's a reminder of Japan's finest athlete

You could do it if you worked in a rare trade. Are you a surgeon perchance?

>user, why are you always browsing that blue website with drawn frog and bird pictures? who are you talking to there all the time?

Shut the fuck up.

>The biggest desert in the world is Antarctica.

Hmmm.

m-maybe... i can cut a sandwich?

shut up you're not even real

Visi ne lietuviai su lietuviškomis vėliavomis turi palikti šį tredą

You should become mates with a successful Australian, and you should develop a unique skill. You'll get a permanent residency in 5 minutes with those two things.

tokių nėra
t. I am Lithuanian

>tredą
gija*

>why are you so mean user? i was just trying to be friendly...

Esu tikro lietuviško, pasitikėk manimi

Žinau, kad yra vienas lenkas ir vienas vokietis kuris paustina su musų vėliava

stop it

All non Prussians leave this thread immediately.

4 people, but only one white (others are non white).

guess - which hand belongs to the white person?

you'll be surprised with the real answer :)))

who else /fa/ here?
pic related

I see you frequent reddit.

if this guy could lose some weight, take HRT and make a few plastic surgeries, he could become a very passable trap
hmmmmmm

o kas jeigu aš lietuviškai postinu iš kitos vėliavos?

tai galėsi visiem bybius dabar pačiulpt

oj blet kokie tavo tripsai :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

užvartei mane kaip visišką lochą

How can non grand duchy even compete?
Tip: They can't.

HOT.

but Belarus IS Grand Duchy of Lithuania (real name - Grand Principality of Litva)

Good advice, Ausfriends are easy to get a long with and plenty around in Eesti.

This is fake. I saw a statistic like this where Germany and Denmark were at the top. People just adjust the picture to fit their needs.

pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-my-little-pony

>with cold weather, comes psoriasis
Just fuck my skin up fām

How do I help finland???

what? where do you get psiorasis?

lose at hockey

How can non Grand duchy even compete?

Loyal citiens or fifth column?

Will that save them from mlp stuff?

>10C outside
>retard comes in
>leaves the door open
some people should have been aborted

>implying niggers don't search for white wiminz porn
this is so rigged

Welfare leeches

It's genetic, and the weather, cigarettes and stressful work make it worse

>Australia likes dykes
>Baltic countries and Nippon likes the glorious 2d

>save them from mlp stuff
what?
no, but it will prove to them that they are better than you

I see

Obviously by drawing more mlp porn

>hentai on pornohub

Fuck Sweden has enriched this thread. No wonder that the most popular language on duoling in Sweden is Swedish

There was a lithuanian guy in sweden thread before that was learning our language in uni. Most were surprised that someone from balticum wanted to learn swedish.

feeling a bit crook lads

how about you feel a bit of my cock instead lad

Then he got convicted for kidnapping and murder.

i want to, but I'm learning finnish atm, so maybe after that

Finnish is a very tough language to go through, but I hope you enjoy learning it.

Maybe I'll learn Swedish, start a new life chopping up horses, then move onto human prey after I convert to Islam

>latvigays

small reminder that the romanovs were lithuanian

ᕦ( º Ꮂ º )ᕥ

its only gay if you're the catcher, faggot

Is it a cool thing to do to bake an apple pie and bring it to work?

why does the shirtless guy have shit around his mouth

bad inserts

scat

hence scatvia!

EESTI EESTI EESTI KAIPAAN SINNE PERKELEESTI

suomi on homo maa

Friendly reminder everything is nothing, is some shit happens in life it it happens with somebody too. Hahaha life is a time hahaha, what a joke is a reality. Controlling self mind and feelings is the only true answer haha yes.

hence pissthuania!

hi, feeling sick

life is fucks life

>tfw to intelligence to be a a happy Norman

the place where your intelligence shines the most is in using a trip-code

I know, it's the ultimate redpill
btw how tall are you ))))

Only if you are female

my mom told me not to reveal personal information on the internet, ok?

Anyone else ever get in a mood where everything just feels weird? Feel like I'm a mixture between sleep deprived and high, but I don't think I'm either of the two

it's not very personal

good morning lads & bogan cunts

yes

DON'T DO IT!

HE'S A WELL KNOW IDENTITY THIEF, HE'LL HACK YOU'RE LIFE

yes, that's why I'm protecting myself

what do you mean???
I've never adopted someone's personality and story EVER

Дapoв пacaны

W-why? I thought it's a nice thing to do. We and the girls whom I work with always bring chocolates and other treats for each other.

I'm just a bit afraid if a pie is "too much", perhaps?

Zdorovo, plebej.

it would definitely cement your reputation as that effete guy at work

just be urself

Tы oпять cтpaх пepeд хoзяeвaми пoтepял, щeнoк?

>Why Belarus is Lithuania?

>Foreigners often wonder why educated Belarusians speak of Belarus "Belarus is Lithuania." Why is it called? Indeed, Lithuania is a neighboring state with its capital, its culture, language.

>The fact that the territory which is called Lithuania, during the Middle Ages was located much further south: in the territory of modern Belarus. Now there are Novogrudok, Grodno, Lida, settlement Kreva.

>The first major Belarusian state is also called the "Grand Duchy of Lithuania." In its heyday, it took almost half of Eastern Europe and stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea (included not only the Belarusian and Lithuanian lands, but even Ukrainian).

>And the territory of modern Lithuania was then called in another way: Samogitia or Zhmud. My ancestors called themselves Litvin, and their language - Lithuanian. Contemporary Belarus and Lithuania long time have been a unified country, our people share a common history. Even the Lithuanian capital Vilnius more than 600 years has been the Belarusian capital city of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania. Name of the city in those days was Vilna or Vilnia. Only in 1939 the Communists gave the city and the territory around to modern Lithuania. And if you ever read about ancient Lithuanian princes Mindovg, Vytautas, Gediminas, you must know: there are Belarusian princes too.

>The name "Byelorussian" appeared only in the 19th century, when the land of my country went to the Russian Empire. Then Litvin was imposed on the new name of lands: Belorussia, and the people were called Belorussians. The name "Lithuania" departed to the northern part of the land. Now the modern state Lithuania located there.

>be me
>become me'd

I thought women like the men who cook
You can't trust nobody, even urself

пpивeт, я бoлeн и ycтaл

They like men who they are sexually attracted to AND cook

this
if a girl likes you, you'll know
unless you're autistic LOL

>хoзяeвaми
lmao. U nas tut pidorashka s deljuzijami.

goodnight sweet prince

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Harambe is dead
And Ramsay is too

fight if you want, all of it it's russia anyways

Пpивeт, пидopaшкa.

should I jump lads

I'm sorry but almost all the Latvian ones sound way more normal.

because latvian is the superior language

that's not the point how it sounds for the foreigners, the point is both of our languages are funny to each other, because they resemble some other things or just sound funny

how do u know which ones are which?

he didn't mean what he said, he is mocking us

is he a mockingbird?

I love you senpai desu
baka is it gay?

I'd suck your dick, no homo

why is mikoto so good at shitposting and annoying everyone

Nice how you can flaunt your pass now

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

>why is mikoto so good at shitposting
Yeah, nah, cunt.

>KRŪŠTURIS :DDDD
>ATBILDĒT :D
>PLUDMALE XDD

Damn nigga, look how sexy this moss is.

what do you mean?

lol nerd

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lads whatever you do do not copy this post and post your own longpost (janny does not like this)

ok np

ok

>hide post

ah yes

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lads I'm serious don't do this! he will get mad

TERE

Yes i understand. No need to repeat yourself.

Janny gave me a warning the other day :( all I did was join in on the fun

kassipojad

SOOME

I noticed that since I've started browsing light version of ladit I got lots of topics to discuss with middle class men irl. Do you feel the same?

because he'll stay virgin for the rest of his life. lets just pity this poor soul

yes

so where we going after Cred Forums inevitably kicks the bucket by the end of the year?

good question

we might just have to kick the bucket too

Might just die with it.

i feel like you took the wrong click to your subhuman shithole, tbqh

How does one become Latvian?
Serious question btw

pretty much my current contingency plan atm ngl

pic related is our future

one doesn't
enjoy the rest of your life as a shithuanian

>dropped out of university after the first semester this year
>have done close to nothing with my time off (3 months and counting)
>just applied for a new degree which I'm way more hyped for
wish me luck pls lads

What did I miss? Why 4ch is kill?

I'll probably quit internet other than downloading games and anime.

the lead gook spent all his money

Silly jap doesn't know how to budget.

Чтo зa jautājumi тaкиe? How much does it pay to agitate people like this?

4ch isn't making profit anymore

Is this Hiroyukis way to make us buy Cred Forums passes?
Is he being a Jew?
Really thinking about buying one now.

Well idk where baltfags should migrate, but strayans have a sizeable community at 8ch.

scalp 50 russians

I'll migrate to ladit or any other site as usual.

wtf is ladit, is this some Latvian version of reddit

?

literal reddit the site

yes it's peдит.
just think about all those poor hotpockets who have been abusing us for years being fired hehe.

Reddit? I you probably meant pikabu/yaplakal or other good sites like these

>8ch
ded sitemade by American invalid

I think we can all agree that it's Latvians fault.

>pikabu/yaplakal
>2016
>cидeть в pyнeтe
этa пидopaхa зaблyдилacь

everything you know and love will eventually die and whither away before your eyes

might as well get a head start lads

can the russians leave?

thanks

t. H. Anks

>leddit
>literally vk+dvach

hey /imt/ please remove chill from this wp ty
i

Can't.

That Chill is connected to the sky and is the only thing holding that tree up, if someone removes it it will fall over.

who /loveswomenbutalsolovescocksandhatestrannies/ here

>loves women
GAAAY!

that would be you

It takes all day
all day
all day
all day
to get through the night

certainly not me

my dudes you're all basic as fuck

I now have to fap to that image set.

No. Sorry, but they pay me for keeping an eye on fashionistas who want to kill us

come hear and suck my dick you faggot

good morning

still no husband

are you a woman with a dick? i would then

I hope ur cute

lads, I think I want to become a secret double agent. I want to help EU and NATO in a holy virtual war against Russian Imperialists like Mata Hari. Where can I apply for this position?

>65629106
fuck off fsb

listening to some ABSOLUTE choons

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM
lol read the comments and laugh at all the butthurt shithuanians
>m-muh history stealing belarussians
so laughable and pathetic

>are you a woman with a dick
>women with a dick
such a thing doesn't exist

uhhh guys...I didn't want to post this but you forced my hand

good morning, eesti

>literally facebook+4ch

It can't be morning there, your silly.

That pic wasn't from the set tho.

>shows shitty video
>there it should prove everything
kek fuck off faggot
btw who are you?
belarussian?

I think I am cute and I'm working towards being even cuter
fuck this world

Whenever I wake up, it is morning.

you too

Are you cute?

Where's it from then?

come armageddon come armageddon

I WANT TO HELP WESTERN FASHISTY TO DESTROY MOTHER RUSSIA PLS HIRE ME

I feel your feel

>Whenever I wake up, it is morning.
>6:37 PM

This is a very late morning.

homos out

ok hired

But it's we are who fascists today. Give it a think

Send CV to [email protected]

alri lads, I have to leave for a walk, then I'll go on my new normal highly paid job and then I'll meet my new future husbandu. bye, loosers XD

>that first blowjob of the day
why does dick taste so good???

I wish I could have died in the battle of France

Quick poll
1.Do you go to a gym?
2.Are you gay?

...

1. yes
2. no

yes
yes

yes

1.yes
2.no

Yes
Broke my telephgone stove :DDdd

I don't think so

What ethnicity is your father? I think he was half-Swedish, what was the other half?

I honestly think it's awful when manlet hits the gym. They become even whider and look shorter and those thin short legs look disgusting as well.

yes
no

yes it proves how butthurt you can get about this topic
whahaha

>tfw no rus bf

i am a manlet

Me too desu.

Brought some entertainment for tonight:

youtube.com/watch?v=iU_7-Xg1wNw

That was a trick question.
Going to a gym automatically makes you a faggot

Well you can laugh or whatever
but in the end you still don't have history

But they are either bydlo who always drunk and fights or skinny betas who watch anime/vns

*sends 7cm*

so many gays in this itt (not that i hate gays)

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

no
yes

NEED a qt latvian gf

any takers?

>but they are alpha
yes exactly
I want to be bottomed by alpha rus boy

1. yes
2. is fapping to traps gay?

i am gay

>Oh look at me I'm weak faggot
>I can't afford to go to the gym because I'm neet

so many gays in this itt (i HATE gays)

I am gay only for you.

hi

They are all takers.
What is it specifically that you want taken from you? We specialize in money and joy of life.

don't reply to me

>faggot replied to you
Absolutely disgusting

Sup?

please don't reply to me

>you think your muscles will stop my katanas?
>well think again kiddo
>*Swings katanas

Don't you have any self-respect and hatred for sovoks?

>tfw getting fucked by big rus tonight
stretching asshole rn as this guy is like 230cm tall and bigger than an elephant

Reasons why people hit the gym:
1. to compensate dick size
2. to compensate height
3. they work as gay-whores

How does he hold the third one?

dumb smelly lith scum

with his mouth

thanks

I could bottom you but you have bitchy character - I don't like this.

Us straight guys should stick together to minimize chances of interacting with gays.
And you never know where it might lead... ;л)

What happen, last time I was here you were wanted to gas the gays and such

with his chin

Right, I thought for a second it was under his chin or something. Damn you're smart.

...

1. 7inch
2. 6'5"
3. I am 100% straight
kys fag
what do you mean I was always gay

Wait stop who should I trust?
Mouth lithuanian or chin lithuanian?!

no haha ;)

the 'koto is a closet bumboy

always has been since the lgbt incident

No, my mother is Swedish, my father is french-italian.

me

Who is me?
Chin lithuanian?

Every time I go outside to a store I take a longer route because going the shorter one would make me go near a gym and I am afraid faggots would rape me

>Who is me?
I don't know who you are
but you are not me

amazingly accurate description. anyone who doesn't agree is a pederast

>I want to be bottomed by alpha rus boy
>kys fag
this is what I call bitchy character

>lithuanians confuse me with one image
>get various answers from them
>can't get hang who is who
pls send help, i am not smart

youre just insecure
go to the gym and get /fit/ and meet new friends
don't forget your squat plug if you dont want to be made fun of

>not going to the gym to stare at chick's asses as they do squats

All these people don't want to look good or be strong
so all of you want to be fat? or skelly? or just plain looking? or weak?

hi i'm gay, wanna talk?

Alpha is supposed to dominate, not complaining, little omejka

faggots will rape you right itt tbqh

Made some tasty beef stew again desu

>omejka
>j
nice proxy Vitautas :3

it's an insecure pederasts lying about going to gym episode

face it losers: you're just fat faggot anime neets who will die alone xDDD

picture

me at the gym

neo thread

>tfw this is just a ruse to get (You)s
I should try this on /fit/

Oh, my bad.

>Italian
Nh, I guess it could be worse. I'd still hold hands with you.

no, I'm a fit anime neet who will die alone

hello are there any other eesti girls besides in this thread currently?

...

m-maybe

i am ethnic slav finnic urgo mix , so yes

Do you wanna get together and watch cartoons, sis?

It's not very good looking desu

Looks okay, hopefully you have ryebread to it?

>watching retard cartoons
kys

h-hello never trust an aussie flag m8

just like you xd