Come swim with us user-senpai

>come swim with us user-senpai
how do you respond?

>I didn't bring swimsuit. You go ahead.

Wonder how I even got to japan because they won't let me into their country

If I'm still in england I avoid them because they look like children to white women

>c-can I keep my shirt on?

>Wonder how I even got to japan because they won't let me into their country
What happened?

>I'm allergic to the pool water. Do you know they put flourine in there? It's a government plot m'ladies.

Criminal record

>Don't jump in if the water is hot because your plastic will dissolve, trust me I'm a scientist

N-no thanks haha

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Come home convict man

I have a cool bath in my room. Let's go there chicks.

try to fuck middle one and make her call me oniichan

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Australia won't let me in either, the irony

Let me grab my trunks and let's go for it.

by following them into the swimming pool
but i would probably get a boner really quick

>I'm poor

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Squeeze out a log in the pool

You going to eat that?

>not a pedo
>asians = boner death
>my wife is likely with me, wherever this is
No, thanks. I don't swim in chlorinated pools.

> I don't swim in chlorinated pools
Enjoy your fluoridated cancer tap water lmao

>iktf
Sucks, man. I live closer to Montreal than any American city, but I always get held up by like 2 hours at the border.

Sorry ladies but I haven't brought any swimming trunks with me, is it still okay with you?

>implying I don't have my own artesian
Nigger, I'm not a poor urbanfag

what did you do?

I refuse to undress. NO. STOP.

I'm going home, I have video games to play.

artesian well*

The one on the right is ugly and the other two are average at best

t. virgin

Her ears are off, but they all still look fantastic. What kind of women are you pulling on the norm where you start complaining about a 4way with girls who look like this?

>swim with them
>ask them about random shit about Japan
>be too spaghetti to take it any further than that

Kek

German peod know the drill

Luckily im actually quite decent at swimming since i was a champion in the local swimming club in grade school.

I still have never aproached a girl IRL and i have no idea of how to acually build attraction.

What exactly did you do? fiddle a kiddie?

There is literally nothing wrong with neoteny.

alright babes

(you)

>t. low taste in women

qt3.14 but unrelated to Cred Forums tbqh

Do you love Japan?

ok fine.

oc

>If I'm still in england I avoid them because they look like children to white women

>avoiding potential qts so you won't offend some haggard old bats

>I'm jew
ftfy
Cred Forums was one of the few exception in my ad block
was.

I don't know how to swim.