Come swim with us user-senpai

>come swim with us user-senpai
how do you respond?

>I didn't bring swimsuit. You go ahead.

Wonder how I even got to japan because they won't let me into their country

If I'm still in england I avoid them because they look like children to white women

>c-can I keep my shirt on?

>Wonder how I even got to japan because they won't let me into their country
What happened?

>I'm allergic to the pool water. Do you know they put flourine in there? It's a government plot m'ladies.

Criminal record

>Don't jump in if the water is hot because your plastic will dissolve, trust me I'm a scientist

N-no thanks haha

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Come home convict man