/brit/

white supremacy edition

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lads

white person here

AMA

This edition? Nah, not a fan.

might unironically penetrate a prostitute

>French
>white

Wonder what he meant by this

...

kind of

but i had been meaning to get one anyway since my last one expired and they're on offer atm so probably the best time to get a new one 2bh

wish it knew that i've been using them for a while though. dont like looking like a newpasscunt

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Somehow, this number is not sufficient. Hopefully, England will experience a Rotherham daily. This is what they deserve for their acceptance of multiculturalism

yes a pdf file of every tactics used by ranieri

give me a movie to watch

requirements: must be good

what is multiculturalism? what is the opposite of multiculturalism?

having a drag

Zulu

got any chewing gum?

runtish hands

Kidulthood

Wouldn't he be better to just use his knowledge of Ranieri's tactics to dominate Leicester with City and let Ranieri go own dominating everyone else?

barry lyndon

hi

multiculturalism can be defined as having multiple cultures

hope this helps,

Johnathon

>t. THE multicultural nation

think I might do a .hack emulate

Waterloo

Imagine being a black cripple and still having a better life then you?

youtube.com/watch?v=YCXNP2mBDkY

youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4

the uk has 4 indigenous cultures

There is literally nothing wrong with having pale skeletal hands. Girls love a lad with bony pointers.

Quite liked 10 Cloverfield Lane if you haven't seen it yet desu

t. non-white person

fan of this thread

kwaidan

idk the pdf file joke was funnier when Pep was at bayern and Dortmund was last in the bundes table. Because of the rivalry. Guess it's not a fun in that case

>there are is at least one regular /brit/ poster that's in a wheelchair

bit mental when you think about the potential demographics of /brit/

this

multiculturalism means lots of people with brown skin, brown hair and brown eyes.

>It is statistically likely that any poster from London is not of White British stock
Crazy stuff

strong sign of autism

How about an invite to that discord then lads?
Please?

>there are is at least one regular /brit/ poster that's a virgin

bit mental when you think about the potential demographics of /brit/

my life probably wouldn't be any different even if there was no people who arent white in the uk

if im being honest

Greater London is black

got some new tats

>not being from white british stock

Bit embarrassing for them.

>contract ends
>don't renew it
>"hurr durr must be coz i iz white"

i would still rather be non-disabled.

wheelchair users and other such people encounter enormous difficulties doing things that you dont even think twice about doing.

k-on

hugh mungus what?

Not true though is it, non whites are 100x less likely to post here

That's like saying 50% of us are females

After careful consideration I have decided I will watch Kwaidan

Thank you to all who entered

A lot of spergs do seem to have long pale hands for some reason, I think you may be on to something.

good lad

rasheed

Did You Know!
In wet weather the House of Lords smells faintly of wee because tweed traditionally has the fibres softened and dyes set using human urine

Coming to london next week
What are some great ethnic food places to try there?
(i'm fine with non-kosher non-halal)

What's the patrician physical disability? I'd say below-knee leg amputation.

what's wrong with google maps in south korea?

why is it so shitty and low quality?

Honestly gutted that you didn't give my suggestion more consideration

You're a prick bruv

statistically half of you are girls

but that's not true now is it

sounds like something a 52 year old would share on facebook

my play through bioshock again lads

still can't work out if i liked infinite or not

wondering that myself

If 87% of the British population is white why doesn't the BBC reflect that?

whats wrong with you you fucking gookweab?

London has it all so literally take your pick

Which one?

I've seen most of the others that were suggested

Naseeb's Perfect Chicken

blind
because that when your third eye really opens

After we stop immigrants we definitely need to stop hand posting

cultural marxism and jews basically

Looks fine to me.

None of the media does, it's not exclusive to the BBC.

Having a cheeky nandos in the Arndale lads

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/782551120761749504

>As confirmed in @owenjbennett's book, @DouglasCarswell joined UKIP to split the party.

shots fucking fired boys

Think I'd neck myself if I went blind. I really, really fucking LOVE looking at things.

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it does

It's the same with the ABC in Australia, a state-run channel

fuck sakes, how did this level of subversion seep into the government so easily

Chubby fingered lads are almost as insecure as manlets.

looks strangely comfy

BBC thinks London is the UK

Really makes you worry

The sunday papers are exclusively white & racist and have to be counterbalanced.

youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

well he obviously fucking failed didn't he the sneaking little runt

pride-less cunt

>tfw to smart to support Farage

shit i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?

Sorry lad, that was very inconsiderate of me.

Forgot to take my tranny meds this morning

the vast majority of people on the bbc are white

how is that failing to reflect the majority population?

Good man

listen if u watch shows about rural locales (of which there are few because rural areas are proper boring) youll just see white ppl

but if you watch shows in an urban context then obv its gonna be like 40% not white

future-proofing

i assume you mean blind and the answer is braille

kek

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Ain't got long left to live, I got the man flu.
It's been a pleasure

the so called gf

we need more grime on the BBC

thanks for the warning

hahaha

1xtra

IS this from the sugar film

creaming myself to techno again lads

>when the gf brakes up with you and you start masturbating into crisp packets while crying

Dating a stoner girl, it's kinda weird actually

>Pippa and Christoph are looking to buy their first home together
>their budget is a modest £800,000 which is helped by an additional £400,000 from Pippa's inheritance from her grandmother

nobody listens to techno

>the british sunday papers were a rare joy

you're getting them once a week haha how's that rare

>brakes

do you shag high?

except pretentious twats nodding their head to 4/4 techno in berlin hahahah

What's she into? Just weed or heavier stuff?

Probably wouldn't mind dating a girl who enjoyed drugs 2bh; shows she has an open mind and isn't a drone runt.

yeah of course, it's fucking great

me and my m8s do haha got you there cunt

Just done the first online tests for the civil service grad scheme, waiting for my results
Reckon I did pretty well, the situational judgment test was piss easy apart from a couple of questions

nice

now do a grand designs one

EAGERLY awaiting a remake of Zulu with neither side being white.

>not going to sweatbox techno nights
lol

*gets dragged out the thread kicking and screaming by the janny*

>the one show
>escape to the country
>the archers
>eastenders
>all overwhelmingly white


>asian radio channel


oy vey it's a white genocide

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lel sucking that Jewish cock

fuck...
she placed the brakes on my heart, if you will

Wouldn't a runt drone be the one taking drugs?

high shags are GOAT

I nice drop of cold Dandelion & Burdock

hmm

Good post

Rasheed

been trying to get my first date recently lads

i tried tinder but girls always chicken out when i start bringing up actually going out, even sometmes they agree and then chicken out and stop replying or like change their mind

I tried approaching random girls, striking up conversations innocently, getting numbers (i was good at doing this) and then later asking them out via text. Again whilst some would initially agree, they always flake in some way or another.

How do people have sex? I cannot even get a girl to come on a date she agreed she would come on.

White people are fucking evil

did she find your bite point mate

no, drone runts will just follow the all drugs and bad shit spouted by the government, their teachers, and parents

never bothered doing research themselves, just following the system because that's what everyone else does

couldnt imagine something more undesirable, except perhaps a non-white

GOOD post

>eastenders
>overly white

i've been to a couple of semi-legal techno nights organised by my city's hells angels chapter.

surreal stuff.

top notch techno though.

>they always flake in some way or another.
you have to be convincing enuff

got my willy out under the covers whilst other people are in the room

might start stroking it

>Sandy and Penelope are looking to relocate to a more rural setting in order to build their dream home so that their two children - Isaac and Tabitha - have a chance to grow up around nature in the country
>it is important that the plot of land be within at least 4 hours of the city by train so that Sandy can still commute to his finance job in London every day
>Penelope has given up her job as an art gallery curator in order to take the reigns managing the project

superb post

marvellous digits

>black character on a white soap
oy vey it's a white genocide


anyway east enders is london which we freely admit is significantly nonwhite

and yet the show is still majority white

>i've been to a couple of semi-legal techno nights organised by my city's hells angels chapter.
>surreal stuff.
>top notch techno though.

Been looking for this picture 4 a while cheers m8

It's half one already where does the weekend go


Lucky I'm unemployed

Post a pic bud

Who is the best butterface and why is it Emily Ratajkowski?

i know it does my friend, that's why i'm asking for something that's very recommended, i'm going to be there for three days, i wanna try something exotic and not found easily anywhere else you feel me

dont be jealous. its ugly.

np

almost like our culture is being eroded everywhere around us and the (((media))) is pretending nothing has changed and its all fine

>half one
Easily the most stupid britism around, it's approaching "could care less" levels of stupid tbqh

me in a month

kek

Any healthy-weight girl between the ages of 16-19. You'd be surprised the bodies these girls hide under their clothes, no matter how butterface they are.

Holy fuck repetitive numbers!

was just dancing in my room to techno then my dog looked at my really funny and i got self conscious and stopped

i almost dated a girl who was a bit of a stoner. it was already weird because she was a frequent user of weed and drinking and i didnt drink nor smoke weed.

didn't end up dating but yeah. it was pretty grim when she called me one night and i ignored it then found out she had called my friend asking for my number because she'd done crack or meth or some fucked up shit and was wigging out hahaha shant be dealing with that

mostly weed, shrooms. used to take mdma

she got me really high for the first time in ages (she knew i used to be a massive stoner) so i didnt feel like i was "on form" as i usually am, but still seemed to find me funny and attractive and was always horny... even though i was just like "huh huh im stoned blerhghh" and this was after i went on a night out on friday and stayed up til stupid o clock on some sort of drug binge with mates (which she knew about and found funny)

cant tell if shes 100% genuine really.. surely being somewhat irresponsible and mongy is a turn off? or do stoner girls really not give a shit?

Shan't be reading a word of this
Jog on

astounding post

shut the fuck up paki

would like to be unemployed
i don't like going to work, i really enjoy it, but getting up early is SHIT

>shows is significantly nonwhite
oy vey it's a white genocide
>show is significantly white
oy vey they covering up the white genocide

nice unfalsifiable theory, you mong

How fucking autistic are you?

>to those leading in fields such as business
cheeky

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>surely being somewhat irresponsible and mongy is a turn off?

Depends what your sensibilities in life are I suppose. I work in a call centre and spend my weekends on drugs alone in my bedroom browsing the chon. I wouldn't mind doing the exact same except with a cute girl in the room who occasionally wanted to have sex.

go do the test rdos.net/eng/

reminder that she isn't british shes just a yank anglophile who's muh heritage is english

just got a peter rabbit 50p in my change

feels fake af

Shanah Tovah

What's autistic about saying 16-19 year old girls have attractive bodies?

yeah both work desu :^)

if they made eastenders majority muslim people around the country might have something to say about it and wonder what the fuck is going on for the first time in their lives

at the same time though they slowly shill in more and more amounts of non-whites discretely into shows to normalise it, same with basically any other cultural marxist issue, like homosexuality, transgenderism etc.

>I work in a call centre

tfw all I do on tinder is drop bait and try get girls to take it and ask me to shag them but they never do

don't like being direct desu, would like them to be

the leaves are going to fall lads

doing a cook

interesting theory

making out with a girl who's wearing a winter jacket like a peacoat or sum is the apex of erotic and arouse me a lot

You w-won't be so cavalier when you have to call a contact centre and come through to m-me! Well see who's laughing then!

london isn't majority muslim

10 minute walk to the shop and I saw a pair of poofters holding hands and a pair of dykes holding hands, what the fuck is wrong with this country, for fucks sake?

why is Cred Forums boycotting Mafia 3

Planning to get on Grand Designs one of these days tbqh.

My great-grandparents have a very nice Art Nouveau villa back in Eastern Europe which got torched in WW2. We have lots of photos and even some of the plans of the building, would be cool to rebuild it in the UK.

It had a sculpture of a group frogs dressed like 19th century dandies and smoking opium over the main entrance.

I wish I could carry myself like Marcello tbf

so temperate and level-headed, even how he sits and smokes is cool

why isn't life movies baka

>I work in a call centre and spend my weekends on drugs alone in my bedroom browsing the chon.

WHAT A LIFESTYLE LADS

Just imagine being that much of a runt

I can't fathom it personally

parts of the east end are, i wasnt on about the whole of london you melt

It's majority non-white.

And another anime recommendation already! Great Teacher Onizuka tells the story of a former gang member who becomes a teacher for... various reasons. Some good, some idiotic, and some fairly horrific. He ends up put in charge of the worst class in all of Holy Grove academy, having to deal with nightmarish bullying, insane plots to get him fired, and other such madness. Onizuka is a fun character; reckless, crass, perverted, greedy and lacking both academic talent and common sense, but making up for it with persistence and hot-bloodedness, as well as a conscience that typically surfaces at exactly the right time. The jokes in this show are spot on for the main part, although you will find yourself cringing on occasion. The schemes at play, both those levelled against him, and those he uses to save the day, are delightfully inventive and varied, and the English dub's voice acting varies from good to hilariously bad. All in all, a laugh and a half; just try not to think about how it's actually a fairly accurate depiction of Japanese schools in the 80's and 90's.

*gets you to deviate from your script*
*reports you to your manager*

i live opposite a public park, this time of year is great as all the squirrels and birds engage in a Royal Rumble and I can just sit and watch them wrapped in a comfy blanket sipping a brew.

bit sorry for you mate
but as long as you get paid.

Because the lead is a n.........

It is majority white actually.

Just not majority white British.

fuck sakes this was meant for:

I could believe that 2bqh

She looks like a Yank

*group of frogs

>hurrr im so hungover LOOK AT ALL THIS FOOD I'M GOING TO EAT

if you can eat, that's not a hangover and you've clearly never had one

should be legal to marry your cousin

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>rasheed casts jubilee 2000
>no effect
>rasheed casts make poverty history
>no effect
>rasheed casts occupy wall street
>no effect
>rasheed casts scottish independence
>no effect


>rorke casts referendum
>brexit

what did he do right

based co-op opening till 11pm on a sunday

Don't actually have a script; it's more of an advisory sort of role. Most of the time I just make stuff up then let other people deal with the problems it creates.

It's a grim existence but it keeps my family off my back. As a NEET they were on my case every day.

that's a small shop

Eating some chicken dippers

it is, rasheed

dont get big co-ops

nice

it's all a game of pretend
you basically have to bullshit your way into fucking them
>why yes I live with my parents and I'm 24 years old, I have no interests except shitposting on Cred Forums and I work minimum wage
gets them begging for the dick

he's the ideal alpha lad
just confident and doesn't care about SHIT

ok thanks for the advice

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rock bottom

shagged a girl with the same surname as me last night, it's not a particularly common one

didn't find out until the morning

we're probably not related r-right

for you

Love Fridays man, get paid, see bae, getting a takeaway then watchin, Ex on the Beach, big brother, Containment on E4, then Power

was it your sister?

Reckon that are nige thinks trumps a fucking pleb

shagged my brother last night . think he was too pissed to know it was me lol

>I could have easily disarmed him and fired all rounds
Not if I teleport behind him first hehe

Mine shuts at 4pm ;_;

haha

no, random club slag

hahaha you never know.

guy i know matched with this girl on tinder and met up with her and they started kissing and he said something just felt weird about it so he left. 6 months later there was a big family reunion and she was there and ended up being some cousin or something he'd never met hahahahaha

how would a women end up with the same surname as you

think it through

WANT SOME FUCKING WEIRD FRECKLED BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????

Mummy's making beans on toast for my breakfast x

angry at yanks

going out farewell x

Wish Nige could be his VP

so it was your sister then?

how do i achieve this carry-on
saved this pepe
don't sweat it lad, existence is what you make of it x

(read Marcus Aurelius)

>breakfast at 2pm

fuck off abnormie twat

hoho hehe

Can the phrase "it's more like~" be followed by any clause?

>making tomorrow's breakfast at 13:42 the day before

bit odd

adventurous x

hmm
so I guess one could say you were yankgry

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Hangovers Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Have A Glass Of Water Before Bed Like Nigga Take A Swig Haha

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Yank Rorkes would go mental if Trump died 2bqh

VERY good post

Give us some examples which you are unsure of.

ummm I'm only having it so late because I was out with the lads all night
think you're the abnormie here

>tfw ordering periodic glasses of water at the bar on the night in between alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

feels intellectually superior

all me mates are sound

Pic related, side entrance.

The main one had a larger arrangement with five or six frogs, don't have a photo on hand (dad has the physical photos).

youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ&

People on escape to the country have only got a budget of 650,000 pounds

Must suck being that poor!

Benzo consumption:

2 of the past 7 days
5 of the past 14
13 of the past 30

do nurses have to wipe poo off of new borns if the mum shits at the same time??

FONT

tbf the only good thing that could come of the US election is if Trump is assassinated

the Right would fucking SWOOP while the left would sit immobilized by their own morals

almost there x

doing a walkers smoky bacon lads

>tfw ordering periodic glasses of water at the bar on the night in between alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

noice
take a sip of vodka, take a sip of water
you don't end up completely fucked up, spewing your guys up or feel like shit in the morning

only problem is, most people go out mainly TO get fucked up

When the baby comes out it comes out straight into the doctor's hands. It doesn't splash down into the poo below. The vagina is above the arsehole.

Angeleyesblue25 is quite sexy for a chubby

A:Japan is hated everywhere.
B:it's more like Japs are hated everywhere, not the country itself.

You realize they're a parody band?

been in bed since 4am saturday morning
too depressed to move

a glass of water water half hour to hour is usually a good standard + 1L prior to bed with a berocca and aspirin or nurofen

that's my routine and it works every time.

bought my dog 8 iphones haha

>You realize they're a parody band?

>vodka

Who let the dirty slavic animal into the thread?

what if poo is protruding at the same time as the baby

>tfw ordering glasses of water at the bar on the night with no alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

feels intellectually superior

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Just burnt the top of my mouth on boiling pizza cheese

How do I fix this pain

Yes that is 100% accurate and OK.

Try some more examples of ones you may not be sure about to make sure you properly get it.

>only one glass of water

how much do you fuckers drink lmao

I HAVE to chug litres and even then my brain is swill the next day

cold water

Eat an ice cube to cancel it out

me on the left in the back x

Break a leg

runt life

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Poo comes out the arsehole, babies come out the vagina. The vagina is above the arsehole so unless the woman somehow shits upward, it won't make contact.

When most people die they're so old that they grow incontinent as well

>tfw born into a pile of shit
>tfw die in a pile of your own shit

Nature is beautiful

>Order no glasses of water whilst drinking the most in the group and still not having a hangover the next day
You are all runts if you do anything but this

...

i'm perpetually dehydrated lads

>people who need exterminating
>wears skinny cut jeans
>Wears chinos
>wears vests
>has an undercut

thoughts

> Ahh yes I'll just put all my clothes in this washing machine, do a wash, and leave them sitting there all day
god I fucking HATE normies

going back to the laundry room in half an hour and if the machines are all still full, someone's getting their washing chucked on the floor

fucking dumb normie scum

>even then my brain is swill the next day

Because hangovers aren't just about dehydration. Drinking water on the night does help but it doesn't completely eliminate a hangover.

>why yes, I do post fedora pictures

>GTO
I'll have you know I DID NOT get a semi at that episode where the bitchy privileged student forced her tutor to lick feet and stuff

that's a handsome lad tbf

he deserves 5 birds

fat bastard

there are no hangover cures, drinking water is a meme

Envying that lads facial structure

Wahey lads I drank two jaegerbombs and 4 pints last night and I'm not hungover at all haha! hangovers don't exist! hahahaha! wweeww! XDD Just have a sip of water! haha!


fuck off children

probably friendzoned all 5 of them 8bh

RIP

It's their loss. Leaving wet clothes in a damp heap inside the machine isn't good for them/

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>doesn't know what protruding means

>leave my phone in a cab last night
>taxi driver drops it round this morning

gave him 20 squid for his troubles

what a result boys and girls

good looking fella desu

it'll be even more their loss when I "accidentally" throw one of their socks in the bin while I'm moving their clothes out of the machine

fucking normies need to be put on a farm

hahaha lads did i ever tell you about the time i drunk so much i woke up on a river bed with a sunburned face 45 minutes from home

shan't be drink negronis ever again haha

>>why yes, I do post fedora pictures

>tipping the taxi drier

...

>there are no survivalr cures, eating food is a meme

4 pints and 2 jaegers would legitimately fuck me.

so here we are

Imagine being so much of a normie runt you drink alcohol.

>minimum wage pay cheque comes through
>better whack it on a bottle of grey goose which costs 5x more in a club than what it does in a shop
>m-maybe birds will come up to our table and shag us this time instead of just taking the drinks and leaving

very impressive

Which British celebrity do you utterly despise, lads?

Nicked some drunk wankers phone last night while I was driving him home in my cab. He gave me 20 squid when I dropped it round the next day out of gratitude. Every time, haha

good post

I once woke up collapsed on the floor in a bus stop. Have no idea how I got there

roo

>gave him 20 squid for his troubles
billionaire

>le £500 minimum spend club

remember going through this phase
was like 19

it's a piss won't stop dripping from my cock episode

>gave him 20 squid for his troubles
sucker

>bonsoir m'barlady, no more alcoholic beverages for me, I'll have a fine glass of tap water!

bare grim

at least mine was scenic (i was splattered with vomit)

pics x

The Queen.

haha just doing a joke lads watch out

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was it a paki?

Found a phone in a taxi once. It was before smartphones were a thing. It was one of those Sony Ericsson walkman ones, a decent enough phone. It stank of smoke though.

I scanned through the pictures; it belong to some late-20s / early-30s chavy girl. There were pictures of her baby. Before the taxi even got to my house texts started coming in from the girl as she had realised she'd lost her phone.

I pocketed the microSD card, popped out the battery, snapped the SIM and then chucked the phone into a hedge. Dunno why.

What I wondered was whether the phrase can only be followed by a noun.
(my dictionary shows me no such usage.)
But anyway the problem is solved. thanks user!

i like cooking but dont know how to cook a roast dinner

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I feel as though Kim K is really trying to push her tits on the general public recently. She's already got the most famous arse in the world, I imagine she's trying to stay fresh hip and relevant by taking photos of her cleavage now instead of her arse. Such a clever business woman

Train ride hom coked off my head lads fuck

safe love, can you fill me bottle up please

thanks have a sick night

nah, white bloke

who you laughing at fat man, you're dead

So I met this girl back in 1971...

shopped pic or bad day but he looks great

>I pocketed the microSD card, popped out the battery, snapped the SIM and then chucked the phone into a hedge. Dunno why.

hmm, not very nice

ugly people shouldn't be allowed in clubs 9bh

me last night

is that a security tag?
lmao

Robbed a girls blackberry 8520 curve at a house party in 6th form and sold it for 50 quid

yeah, looks amazing mate :-)

Help

>I pocketed the microSD card
Did you find/keep any pics/nudes?

I don't think I know a single girl who HASN'T been felt up by some creepy Paki in a club. They're really brazen about it as well, one girl I know said that once this fresh off the boat Indian just walked up to get and honked her right on the tits, like he was in a trance and couldn't stop himself. No wonder there are so many Indian rapists with that level of culture shock

so you can't throw the bottle at someone

My mum just went on a rant about how you can't criticise people who earn more money than you.

Just because I called Ed Sheerans music pop drivel.

The joke is I earn more money than her.

Piers Morgan
John Oliver
JK Rowling
Emma Watson

Just off the top of my head

Shallow frying some sausages for brunch lads.

called the rozzers m8

>8520 curve
wake me up inside

creasing

I imagine it's to stop other people nicking it off the table

doinga Feasters

You look amazing Bill, keep it up :)

i prefer grilling my sausages 2bh. less greasy.

Don't know or care about celebrities enough to form an opinion on them as I'm not a lower class runt.

nu

Piers Morgan is a cheat answer. Everyone hates Piers Morgan

How is Cred Forums these days, mate?

saw some glass botles smashed in the road
jumped on my bicycle, went into a nearby pub
asked for a broom and started sweeping the glass off the road
the lads who smashed glass were laughing at me
i went up to them and said 'don't smash glass in the road, its not funny, there is an ambulance there imagine if it's tires got fucked, don't be a fucking waste'
handed the broom back to the guy from spoons
jumped on my bike and went home

Me every time I'm on the mandy. Some bar staff really hate us drug users and refuse to refill our water bottles. Sad twats

No idea, i don't browse Cred Forums

>tfw white but act like a creepy paki touching every girls arse

Alri, paki?

Nah nothing risque at all surprisingly, just boring pictures of her kid. Formatted it and kept it.

Of course you don't, laddie ;)

clubs I go to love it, some fit bar staff girl came up to us in the smoking area, she said she comes to the club on her nights off and pings her face off

good lass

cloudy with a chance of rasheeds