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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
>freedom go to hell
ah yes
>ban porn
Yea no
Feel like I should be on an awful comedown but I'm not
Gonna go shower and eat things and do something with my life
Willies
>tfw someone says London isn't the best place to live
*Tips*
when im walking home drunk i have an annoying habit of pushing in car wing mirrors.
Just bit my cheek while eating some salt and vinegar chips, NEED to die immediately
This is a very bad shop
Bottom left there's shadowing
*hacks the /brit/ mainframe and steals all the memes*
saw some glass bottles smashed in the road
jumped on my bicycle, went into a nearby pub
asked for a broom and started sweeping the glass off the road
the lads who smashed glass were laughing at me
i went up to them and said 'don't smash glass in the road, its not funny, there is an ambulance there imagine if it's tires got fucked, don't be a fucking waste'
handed the broom back to the guy from spoons
jumped on my bike and went home
Say it loud, say it clear,
Refugees are welcome here
you're right that is annoying
ordered a oneplus 3
coming on tuesday
Wish you had the habit of falling into canals, suffering from shock and drowning.
jk
jumped off* my bike
alri there lad what are you a fucking prefect
nice
Business idea: swap the tories for refugees
I key cars when I'm drunk if the car is on the pavement too much
*walks towards you*
would have given you an atomic wedgie there and then
all it takes for evil triumph is for good men to do nothing
once shit myself in my sleep when I was pissed
mates never found out haha
*Israel bombs you*
alri Jordan?
haha reply to me on facebook jordan
>freedom go to hell
WAT
Talked with my working class Polish neighbours who have been here for years now and they still barely speak English at all. Truly jarring.
t. middle class Pole
You're really just increasing your own insurance premiums as the underwriters will notice several keyed cars in the area and this higher risk will be reflected when you go to renew your insurance policy.
i'm a lovely boy when im drunk
When I'm drunk I turn gay
don't know how anyone can talk/listen to/befriend drug users, they're the lowest common denominator of the population and complete cretins
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thanks, you too!
Business idea: force all racist UKIP voters to live with a refugee
Made myself a chilli last night and went ott with the cayenne chilli powder. Arse is absolutely roaring this morning, dunno if I'm gonna make it through this poo lads
haha
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that would only make it worse
Good thing I can't drive then
this caricature is actually pretty realistic. the London suburbs really looks like this. you can't even walk comfily because the Pakis always beg for money or try to steal your stuff
I get really really gay when I'm drunk
Not even actually gay, I'm obviously just that comfortable with my sexuality that I can do that and it not be gay
t. man posting on anime website on Sunday afternoon
haha y- yeah
>mouyes
same
what other herbs and spices do you put in your chilli?
I have:
1g MDMA
1g Ketamine
50x 50mg Tramadol
28x 60mg Codeine
60x 10mg Valium
10x 2mg Xanax
Should I neck all this with a few Glenfiddich's and fuck this life off?
Drugs are cool and you're cool if you do them. You sound like a bender
actually crease whenever I see this lad's mug
probably not
Your parents do though. Why would you want to hurt them like that?
>hurr my parents are dead / double leg amputees / both disqualified from driving
ok pal
Unless you plan on turning your life around, yes you degenerate filth.
>not liking a rogue finger up the jacksie
bender
what the hell
My parents are both banned from driving for keying cars
I don't live with them, they live in a far away area, me keying cars in my own area while drunk isn't going to affect them
Probably should neck your self bus runt
What alcoholic drinks are not gay to drink?
Already tried. Didn't work out.
what the fudge
have you ever been in a smoking area of a club where everyone does md
literally the nicest atmosphere of any club ever, everyone is very kind and loving
Lager
Can you even put in any other spices apart from chilli powder?
Ingrefients: large onion, 1kg mince, shit load of chilli powder, two tins of kidney beans, two tins of chopped tomatoes, 300ml beef stock. Cheap as fuck and dinner for the next three days
beer
Trying to link to another board famalan?
Reminder that you are NOT middle class unless you own your home (no mortgage) and your annual income is above 100k.
Note that these are necessary but not sufficient requirements.
ok pal
Spooky
i have some hayfever medicine, ibuprofens, paracetamols and a cup of water
ale
100% agreed
All human trash, leftists, hippies or shitskins. Would genocide
has the since4pass thing gone? haven't seen it for like a whole thread
Cumin, paprika and a bit of cocoa powder
Working class and daddy's paid the mortgage off years ago desu
Good basis for social advancement, good luck.
yeah, oops
>#BanSikhJokes
>Think Twice before cracking a Sikh Joke!
>Sikhs are always on Frontline fighting for India's Safety!
>Share & Spread!
ah yes, bro tier
cumin
coriander
paprika
marjoram/oregano
optional: some chunks of dark chocolate
all are commonly used in chilli recipes
Are there any cocktails that aren't gay?
cumin
paprika
oregano
coriander
presses [spoiler]ctrl S[/spoiler]
You know all these rich rapper types who spend like £30,000 on a night out buying diamond bottles of champagne and that? Always wonder why they don't just spend that money on property instead. Like buy a flat outright and then rent it. Build yourself an ice property portfolio and pay a small group of people to manage it for you so that once your fleeting fame fades you still have passive income and are set for life.
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godfather
>grinds coffee
>heats water to 80-85 °C
>pulls aeropress plunger to the 4 mark
>turns it upside down
>pours coffee and water into it
>stirs for 10 seconds
>puts filter on cap and screws onto end
>warms milk in the microwave
>allows coffee to bre for 90 seconds
>inverts aeropress and slowly depresses plunger into the cup over 30 seconds
>stirs resulting coffee/milk mixture until it's homogeneous
>takes that first sip
AHHHHHH yes
Crickey O'Reilly senpai
just dropped a bit of pasta between my boobs and I can't fish it out because I'm on a train surrounded by people
hmm
British woman
you fucking spanner
to link to another thread on Cred Forums, literally click on the "No." thing in the post, then copy the URL at the top and paste it in the post
Cred Forums literally does the rest
not fucking difficult
Sikhs are good lads tbf
always popped in the gudwara on the way home from uni for some free curry
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property is not that great of an investment
stocks and bonds are better
Beans? In chilli?
Gonna try cumin and paprika next time, cheers boys.
>implying they don't do both
rappers and shit usually get paid to turn up to clubs like that lad
>he doesn't preheat his mug with boiling water
Enjoy your lukewarm beverage, pleb.
t. sanjeet
>implying Sikhs are not bro tier
this is how you can tell rorke has become detached from reality
Cred Forums can do cruel things to a weak mind
fuck sake
You weirdos call them "car wings" istead of doors?
WTF?
>naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I wish we could just ban all Muslims from entering EuropE
Kidney beans is a key ingredient in chilli. Can't really call it chilli without kidney beans
creasing at your povvo life
*fires up Jura GIGA 5 and inputs the order for 2 coffees (one for the gf)*
*takes a sip (perfect temp, every time)
What's not to like?
They taste good, they help thicken the sauce if you break them down a bit, literally nothing wrong with them unless you're an autist
don't forget salt and pepper (to taste)
hi
Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.
>get train home from night out
>full of junkie cunts and freaks
don't know where they all come from but it happens every time
Remember to fry the spices in the oil when you're cooking the meat and the onions x
>doors
Domicile entryways.
alri jew
Hi
Why is everyone freaking out in the thread you (wanted to) link?
he's memeing you
fuck off Texas
>he calls car wings """doors"""
Do soap operas like Eastenders and Corrie tackle pressing modern-day issues like transgenderism? I know they have lots of token pakis and blacks these days, just wondering if they have token panseuxals and that yet as well.
atrocious tits but I would have had the biggest lob on
piano lad wasn't best pleased
what does an english person when they say a pint of bitter? Is that ale?
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How fucking rich are you?
post picsks
Need to get some work done. If I snort my modafinil, will it get working quicker?
>doors
yeah lad because they look like doors don't they
yeah mate let me just bolt my fucking car 'door' shut
yeah got a letterbox and all mate that's right
and a doorbell
fucking mug
I have a £6gorillion bank balance.
Kind of hope India and Pakistan go to war desu lads
modafinil is wee wee poo poo for normies who can't get their mitts on speed
WEE WEE POO POO
>driving instructor texts me
>"is it OK to move your next lesson to Wednesday at 3.30?"
>No credit so I can't text him back
>He texts me again to say he has made the change anyway
C U N T
Beer, ale, lager etc. Fizzy yellow stuff that tastes bitter.
speed just makes me chat shit to everyone instead of doing work
with modafinil I don't get chatty really, just want to put my head down and work
t. jappreet
L O N G B O Y
corrie has a downsy in it
fair play, they can act better than i can
>I have:
>1g MDMA
>1g Ketamine
>50x 50mg Tramadol
>28x 60mg Codeine
>60x 10mg Valium
>10x 2mg Xanax
>Should I neck all this with a few Glenfiddich's and fuck this life off?
*sits contentedly watching you all talk to eachother*
And create more bloody refugees for us to take in? fuck off m8
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THE PALE PASTY STUDENT MONG SITS IN HIS ROOM, ALONE IN A SPECTACLE WE KNOW AS...
[RUNT LIFE]
HE TIK-TAKS AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD POSING THE MOST ASININE OF QUESTIONS TO THE BOYS ON /brit/ - THEY HATE A BIT OF HIM
[RUNT LIFE]
planned to do a lot of reading today
only thing i've read is Cred Forums thus far
Is the glass big or is he very small
>That's right m'lady, I don't have unlimited texts
*Gets out the 6 cup moka pot, passed down from my Nonnina*
*unscrews the container of Illy coffee and puts a couple of tablespoons into the filter basket, tamping it down ever so slightly with the back of the spoon*
*screws on the top nice and tightly*
*puts it down on the aga hotplate*
Anyone for coffee?
he's a bad actor 2bh
So tolerant
>pay as you go
lads, might ask this girl on tinder out
she's decent and I'd have to make it happen with the next few hours as I'm not along for round
what should I say/suggest doing?
>car
>doors
lmao fucking yanks
do you call can lids "can doors" too?
Like this gimmick 2bqh
>Needing to text that many people
FONT
Imagine the type of runt that still uses pay as you go lads
Watch Deepwater Horizon in IMAX at the Printworks
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1p per 1MB at Three is pretty decent tbqh.
>Why yes m'good sir, I do indeed have unlimited texts! Truly the number of texts I can send on my current mobile payment plan knows no bounds! For the meagre monthy price I pay I am free to send as many texts as I wish at no extra cost!
Alright m8 why don't you use your unlimited texts to text into one of those ITV quizzes that charge £5.00 a pop?
>...
Checkmate you pathetic runt.
>would you like to come round for a round or two of rimming?
The mandem
manny on the map
killed em
>hi there Mr Patel, can I have 10 quid on the leccy card and a 10 quid top up for my phone... it's err... Tesco mobile
>too poor to afford to pay for the device upfront
>paying twice the amount for the device
>installments
SOMEONE ANSWER THIS:
>quran stored incorrectly
imam will be hearing about this
lmao
>2016 anno domini
>Still texting
Send a picture from /r/massivecocks with the phrase 'Take it or leave it'
Not really I get unlimited data for £10
Reminder that sim only contracts are the only logical way to go
>a mortgage
*inserts key*
*emergency credit immediately drained from the top up*
>not upgrading to the new iPhone in advance
>open Battlefield 1 trailer
>every single character is black
ah yes
how much does it cost to power your house for the day?
new gf is staunchly catholic lads
wants me to go to church on sundays but I won't set foot in a house of lies
ffs
Why are all the manny and brum posters so obsessed with talking about their shitty cities
its made by swedes what do you expect
Why is Batman so bloody desperate to kill Superman?
Because he COULD, maybe, someday turn evil? So the solution is smash him over the head with a toilet until he's dead?
This film is so fucking long and makes no fucking sense
>2016
>communicating with other humans
>not exclusively communicating by telepathy
£10 lasts just over a week
Really don't like it and dunno why my landlord chose to use fucking metres, it's not a povvo area, I'd much rather pay monthly
Free booze tho
>iPhone
The runt of smartphones
No we call the can wings
>unlimited data for a tenner
With who?
nightclubs are atrocious
And do you use more than 1GB of data every month on your phone while outside (assuming you have WiFi at home)?
I don't, not by a long shot. A £10 top-up lasts me months.
I'm not going to tell you solely for mixing up 'who' and 'whom'
I'm a NEET with no friends, I send 1 text and make 1 call on average per month
Are the fight scenes good tho
O2 exclusive deal I've had rolling since 2010
You will never find a deal as good as the one I have
I do both but am from neither
Think I'm doing it ironically but not really sure
This made me sad too. It's completely misrepresentative of the truth to claim that many soldiers were nonwhites.
No, they'e worse than civil War, and they were already wank
TOBY SAUNTERS UP TO THE COUNTER OF MR PATEL'S AND ASKS FOR TEN BOB ON HIS LECCY CARD
[RUNT LIFE]
HE TOPS UP EVERY WEEK, WATCHING ITV ALL DAY REALLY DRAINS HIS FUNDS - BUT THAT'S JUST
[RUNT LIFE]
tru tru nigga i dun been hitting da crackpipe real raw nig style
Not they're not
The final one is especially bad, it's just dark and sloppy
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>you comin out tonight mate?
>we're going to 42's in piccadilly
>gonna be sick
Yep
hang on mate, credit's nearly out
i'll ring you back on the landline
the chix in Frasier are mucho bueno
how much per hour
The fuck do you do with all that?
Serious question.
Accidentally downloaded a 3gb torrent with mobile data the other day.
>Battlefield 1
>An all-black tank crew equipped with sub-machine guns driving a Mark IV at 50mph through a French hamlet
good basis for a Blaxploitation film
sounds like
>News article that states a negative trait is actually a positive trait
Why do people always share this shit on normanbook
>42's in piccadilly
how long does it take you to get there?
Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.
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yeah and lefties are "smarter"
she only looks good in like 4 of her Instagram photos
looks like a horse in the rest
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Not a shut in abnormie twat mate
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love these eyebrows for some reason
absolutely love them
*looks to the ceiling in a club as the pill kicks in*
Ah, so you're a teenager.
Carry on.
could balance a pint glass on her head lmao
owing money is literally and having phone plans is literally jewish tricks
>I'll mindlessly burden myself with perpetual costs that are a cunt to cancel, what could possibly go wrong?
marketing cannon fodder
>trump is stupid
>He's ran every company he's ever had into the ground
how true is this?
Going for a little afternoon nap. Hopefully I'll wake up with a stiffy and hump the pillow pretending it's PureDream off MFC.
APPARENTLY BEFORE JED HAD LEFT US
HE WROTE SOME POEMS
fuck off
>arsemad paki londoner detected
Same, great taste. They really fit his hairstyle and face shape, would shag.
3GB on twitter
>butterface
And you know those tits are deflated Spaniel ears down to her belly button when the bra comes off
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dumped the gf over the phone, but she is still adamant that she can get me back
He said British women not Londoner women you paki twat
he may be a so called billionaire but so would i given his inheritance!
>And you know those tits are deflated Spaniel ears down to her belly button
is contract law a thing down under or is it all chaos and dropbears
eating a couple of pies
>having mates to speak to on social media makes you a teenager
Here's my wifi usage for comparison
normies, NNNNOOOORRRRMIEEEEEES
The most runt tier boards:
/x/
Cred Forums
Cred Forums
/lgbt/
If you've ever visited these boards leave now
>Not having Spotify Premium and a smaller phone bill
Runt 101
lads is a 136 IQ good? need some validation
*bluetooths JME&Skepta - spaceship at the back of the bus to school*
he was given a million dollars and turned it into a multi billion dollar company, seems smart to me
Mine
>The most runt tier board
>not Cred Forums
>Reddit is fun
no pakis live near me matey
I have Spotify premium and unlimited data you twat
Why would I assume I had free?
that puts you in what the top 3% so yes i would say so
>Wake up
>Ah yes Sunday already
>Time for work again tomorrow
Will unironically vote for whichever party first suggests a four day working week
anything above 120-130 is genius
>Trying to get tits on snapchat off a slag last night
>tells me She'll send me them at ten
>then she tells me she'll send at one
>the she tells me she'll send at three
The fucking audacity
>ywn sit on the side of a mountain in a remote Chinese province in solitude whilst the wind rushes through your hair
Cred Forums and Cred Forums are the runtiest boards
good for what? useful work? no not really. Specialist work? nice if you can get it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I used to be a Cred Forumstard for a good year or two, but then I switched to Cred Forums, /s/ and /k/
I'm now an Cred Forums main, with the occasional /s/, Cred Forums, and /ck/ visits
You missed
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>/o/
Hmmm wonder what all these boards have in common
if you live in London, statistically you are lying
yes. im 104 so youre a lot smarter than me.
>Having Spotify Premium and not downloading the songs
Christ almighty
great post
fuck off street view twat
Who were you tested by?
Everyone thinks to MC tough your lyrics must be about negative stuff
tru tru nigga i dun been hitting da crackpipe real raw nig style aint no busta ass mofuckas here SLAYYY
>tfw most, if not all, of the people on your uni course have low self-esteem
>tfw it annoys you to fuck when they keep apologising over and over again and mumbling
>tfw you are the exact same
we're all just a bunch of idiots on this course. sorry lads
me on the road to socialism
those boards have nothing in common you melt
Not bad lad, I'm 151
nah, above 130 is """genius""". 120 is high
Makes 0 difference to me except pointlessly filling up space
I don't need to worry about my data you limitcuck
Gender studies course confirmed
>whilst the wind rushes through your hair
of course i wont. im going bald.
Whats her ig lads
alri einstein
You need me to connect dots that are this obvious?
I hope you have a family accountant to manage you financial affairs.
Think I fucked it lads
>A British man could become the first person in the world to be cured of HIV.
hmm
good lad
yes they do you mong
They all have an American majority odf posters
Cred Forums Pass user since October 2014.
I'm a qualified accountant
You can't name one drawback to my usage
everyone stop posting
tell us how it goes lad
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Doesn't every board have a majority of americans?
chloechattty
pirates...
why did you even say that?
every board has an american majority you fucking mong
Fucking tune, if your not enrolled in your local Masonic lodge then fuck off
howling
Listening to some choons
>be me
>match qt on tinder
>have some banter
>get her number
>don't do anything because my autism would immediately become obvious if we actually met up
what a waste of time
>16 years ago there had never been a single case of a child being diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes in the UK. Now there are more than 500 cases of children who have been diagnosed with Type 2 in the UK - and the number is rising alarmingly fast.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder why
Alri lads
Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.
She shouldn't be asking silly questions should she, silly bint
why don't we just kill everyone with HIV, would be MUCH cheaper
I think she started 6th form/uni or something like that and reinvented herself
NEW
WHAT IS ALL THIS BUSINESS ABOUT Cred Forums PASS USAGE
HIROSHIMAAAAAA
got an absolute cracker of a post but won't be posting it until there is a new
r8
*gets diagnosed with type 2 diabetes*
You might be surprised to know that it is cheaper on the NHS to treat the obese and smokers than old people because they die at a much younger age
what is this fatuous gimmick
>you will never tongue rachel riley's pink hairless anus
genuinely can't see the point in living lads
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runt
It's fucking pissing down
well it's almost the post limit so there's time to think up a belter of a post which i'll post in the new thread and realise it wasn't funny ten minutes after the fact
Cred Forums and Cred Forums don't
but some other posters do still have that underage Cred Forums style attitude about them like americans do see
Oh for fucks sake
Knew he'd fuck it up
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