/brit/

I'm guessing it's the receiving of Tweets, not the sending, that uses up so much data

Twitter is for narcissistic runts anyway

Is this thread /new/ or what?

*sends for you in my Fire In the Booth*

youtube.com/watch?v=d1OOxzn4hds

r8 data usage

the arse

dumped the gf over the phone, but she is still adamant that she can get me back

>tfw no one ever buys me Cred Forums gold
I am the foundation on which these threads are built, you could show a little gratitude

>spend £800 of your mummies money on iphone
>don't spend £10 extra on a case
ah yes, that vintage new iphone with a smashed screen look

runt life

got dumped over the phone but I'm still adamant I can get him back

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No Canada?

youtube.com/watch?v=NzishIREebw

you can't love
he's done with women

no

check your inbox :)

forgetting Cred Forums and Cred Forums

>pay £800 for an aesthetic phone
>put it in a 50p silicon gel case from China
ah yes, very impressive.

I put a glass screen protector on my phone, nothing else.

you now remember the fray

youtube.com/watch?v=fFRkpvvop3I

international bint?

wow thanks for the gold!

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

giving singing a go lads

vocaroo.com/i/s0GI3ngfVdjI

honest feed back

my arse

youtube.com/watch?v=f6LiuFfdrAg

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the yank does the arse gimmick better 2bh

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So Canada for you is shit tier too?

this

this

your arse is crap

really liked their 2 songs Tbf

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what? which yank?

>Sky Sources: Whitehall civil servants are working on a plan that would allow the government to trigger Article 50 by the middle of January

oh dear

Told him I shan't be buying a pass until the filters are removed and discrimination against brits ends

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can't say it was nice knowing any of you but i also can't say i won't miss you lads

enjoying the sun

Until they fix their flag

we can just migrate to the /brit/ subreddit
>tfw you get 256 upvotes for doing a wank

Genuinely worried desu, seems like he bought the website not knowing it'd never make any money for him

He's gonna fuck this site up with all these retarded ideas

I want moot back

Cred Forums and Cred Forums should be deleted but then all those shitters will spill out onto other boards

Haha he literally just removed the filters for this exact reason after someone mentioned it on /qa/. He must be really fucking desperate for cash lmao.

tb󠇦h
sm󠇦h
fa󠇦m
CU󠇦CK
Hell󠇦o 󠇦Re󠇦ddit!

If he closes Cred Forums I will literally kill myself

Don't know why she's shocked.

Look how crazy these yank chants are

youtube.com/watch?v=lWFCh0WNk_o

twitter.com/dontfollowstu/status/782216637583941632

desu
baka

I've been lobbying him to remove the filters for fucking ages, I didn't know they were gone?

desu
baka

haha ahh so he says so he says

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test desu senpai baka

ew

>le white women are prettier meme
it's 2016 mate

you knave

kek, thought this would be someone here

shrink the archive since other sites do that anyway

could also merge a few boards together I suppose

also get some more adverts

baka desu senpai

Nothing but prawns, dancing to the tune of my flute, bugs caught in the web.

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I'd rather not
I'm well respected on a few smaller subreddits with less than 10k subs
I don't want to have one account for shitposting and one for normalposting

2bh there should have been a mass exodus from 4vhan a long time a go

delete the porn boards too. they're slow, boring and just full of black cocks. absolute shit-show.

where to?

>I'm well respected on a few smaller subreddits

Made a post on behalf of /brit/

We still have /britreddit/ lads

reddit.com/r/britreddit

things i like about the girl im currently talking to

>is an 8/10
>has blue eyes
>gives me attention

things i dont like about the girl im currently talking to

>is a coalburner
>no arse
>annoying poorthern accent
>bit of a bimbo

>they're slow, boring and just full of black cocks
whats you're mum got to do with this though ahaha

Lads, when Cred Forums dies, where do we go? I don't want to go to reddit.

i still haven't had sex

but they have tiny userbases compared to here

just fuck her and be friends with benefits

>by maybe removing some boards

>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>/mlp/
>/o/
>/s4s/
>/trash/
>/x/
>/r9k/
>/soc/
>Cred Forums
>any fag and anime related board
>Cred Forums

we go our way and get on with life

ah yes, it's another I seek attention from the site admin thread

>scotland
>god tier

flattered 2bh

when Cred Forums dies, i die.

>SAS shooting kid soldiers in Africa on channel 5. Top lads desu

hopefully just leave and actually get on with my life

i love spotify m8, you wanna have a go?

>HUR DUR LETS GET RID OF THE CONTAINMENT BOARDS

not having a sesh until november lads pissing me off rn ngl

Where are we meeting up after Cred Forums is kill lads?

Just regroup at reddit/r/brit/ then work out a plan?

>malicious ads
what the fuck

Don't really deserve it 2bqh

what's more exciting

brexit or the death of Cred Forums?

brexit.

the other one is just scary

what happens to luggage on flights with multiple connections?

do you have to pick it up each time?

Pretty much my plan.

Nobody wants to stay on reddit forever but we can all regroup there and find a way forward. It's nice to have the backup.

You mean r/britreddit right?

>Inb4 nobody ever fucking goes there

kinda mad that ive been on Cred Forums for 7 years

>when an anonymous mongolian throat singing board contributes significantly to how you developed as a person

not sure i like this meme

hiro should just lower the number of pages on each board, limit image uploads to 2mb and ban gifs/webms outside of /gif/

are you retarded? luggage is flown direct on a separate plane

>Genuinely worried

Can we all just stop talking about the /qa/ thread and go back to normal /brit/ posting? Was having a good time before everyone dropped the ball and started talking about stuff I don't care about.

is there drama about Cred Forums dying or somethnig or are you all just being mongs

I can relate to this

really don't wan't slower servers

How does reddit make money? do they have ads?

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Cred Forums has had an incredibly beneficial impact on my life desu

>he's not a member of the local stonecutters lodge
Hmmm.... Sounds like a runt

youtu.be/dSpOjj4YD8c

Which one of you cunts did this? top kek

>make accounts
>ban rule breaking accounts
>get quality ads

ez

>How does reddit make money?
Reddit Gold, data mining and paid celebrity endorsements ("""AMAs"""").

wtf i hate gookmoot now

reee normies get out of the kitchen reeeooo rooo aaaroooo

ta lad

yes
reddit's audience is generally educated, with a disposable income and doesn't watch much TV - they are the demographic advertisers are desperate to reach and command a premium. Cred Forums sells ads to fleshlight and anime snack manufacturers.

Hi lads

really anti-feminist book for an sjw

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hiroshima is a money grabbing little jap jew. i'd fucking drop the cunt if I ever saw him

me haha

>You mean r/britreddit right?
Yeah, whichever is the 'official' one

reddit.com/r/britreddit

>Last post was a year ago
wew

>anime snack manufacturers.

Really want some of them multi-coloured kit kats 2bh

>data mining

probably makes the most from this

>i'd fucking drop the cunt if I ever saw him

Arr rook same lad, it'd be hard

strawpoll.me/11348064

Vote 'Yes'

Nice to see you again mate

actually creasing at some of your lads' posts in that /qa/ thread

>paid celebrity endorsements ("""AMAs"""").
Do celebrities pay to make AMA on ladit?
Also, hello ladit

HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS
>HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS

HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS
>HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS

HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS
>HE REMOVED WORD FILTERS

ok so what's the official /brit/ migration board if Cred Forums gets nuked

i say 420chan

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How are you?

No Cred Forums is gud just don't take it seriously at all

Cred Forums has to go, or Cred Forums, theres no point in deleting a small board with no traffic probably Cred Forums so they can just migrate to Cred Forums

Britfa.gs/* or if the mods there are still bent cunts reddit.com/r/britreddit til we work out what to do.

Yil

testing tb󠇦h sm󠇦h fa󠇦m

Not too bad.

it will go down in days

Do NOT want Cred Forums to die desu

tb󠇦h sm󠇦h fa󠇦m

desu senpai baka

desu

testing
baka desu senpai

desu lads

britfags is shit DO NOT MOVE

it would be slow as fuck

its like a /brit/ split into different 70 threads

I'd hope I can get AT LEAST a year out of my pass

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

Kek

Help lads, I just woke up to someone knocking and I opened up the door and he said something so I just said 'what' to which he replied 'what?' and I gave him a bag of something and he fucked off.

help

reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/55iday/doing_a_post_pls_upvote_if_you_come_here/

Register interest here to be honest

You little shits think far too highly of yourselves if you think I'm going to be following you along to any other website if Cred Forums goes down.

Think on.

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dont like gookmoot any more

Lets establish a decent /brit/ subreddit in anticipation of everything going to shit

Which is the most active, there's like 3

what are your go-to recipes lads? need to start buying in bulk for when I eat

100% going to kill myself if Cred Forums dies.

Is swaglord a mod?

Double kek

>that random pocket in russia

wut

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Going to the shop lads, want anything?

>7,277 comment karma
very impressive

kafkaesque

yeah

Well we had a good run, lads. I just want you all to know that I love you.

bolognese sauce or some other sort of ragu thing is great to make in bulk

Stews, curries

I'm too.

CREASING

>/d/ might be getting deleted
my 2nd most visited board after /jp/

why are you lads thinking Cred Forums is going to go down? What have i missed?

It's a Finnish tribe living in Russia that settled there

pshh... read em n weep, kid

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Yeah senpai could you get me some jammy dodgers and a packet of ham and mustard crisps?

waiting for my laundry to finish before I can go shopping EEEEEEEEEEEERRR fucking starving

the new gf

do catholic girls believe in premarital sex lads? hope I'm not wasting my time

Woodberry

get fucked desu

going postal anyone want owt?

fatty.

If you're a non-Catholic and going after a Catholic girl, you're not going to get anything out of it.

reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/4lrehk/lie_at_work_got_out_of_hand_is_my_job_at_risk/

Howling, which one of you is this?

business idea: SIM cards that you can buy abroad that give you data

he's removed the filters tb󠇦h

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desu

this desu senpai

what, like a local sim card like you can already get?

strawpoll.me/11348149

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Opinions?

Listening to ludwig vans 9th

it's all over lads

been nice knowing you

that's right my little rat, you are the vermin and I am the pied piper, leading you with my tune

now DANCE

ex is complaining that I broke up with her after 3 months

can't wrap my head around women

baka desu senpai

NEED a Scottish gf 2bqb

you're about 3 days late mate

howling

hmm ah yes very interesting

keep hearing about these but no idea how to get them

how do you get them?

gonna be banned in a minute:

Boards that should be deleted:
/hc/
/biz/
/qst/
[s4s]
/x/
/aco/
/his/
Boards that should be merged:
/trv/,/out/
Cred Forums,/vr/,/vp/
Cred Forums,/asp/
/cm/,/hm/
Cred Forums,/c/
/d/,/h/,/y/,/e/
/o/,/n/

really made me think

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING

*looks at you over my shoulder*
hm? nah we're alright for drinks thanks
*turns back*

is sheffield the only big city in the uk without loads of black people

there aren't any urban nightclubs, what the fuck is this shit

what a disgrace, imagine living in this shithole

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i agree with this

but post it in the /qa/ thread not here

proofs?

kek

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>not deleting Cred Forums

>suggest deleting Cred Forums or banning anime posters on that /qa/ thread
>watch the (You)s roll in

/qa/ should be deleted

youtu.be/Gu2pVPWGYMQ

>wanting /po// to spill over to every other board

>announce that Cred Forums is in financial crises during a 25% pass offer

he's literately playing you all like fools

>Cred Forums closes
>huge spike in young male suicides
calling it

>implying it doesn't already

>im the guy that slept with flatmates friend last night
>flatmate is now not talking to me.

girls hey lads. haha.

>/hc/
>/biz/
>/qst/
>[s4s]
>/x/
>/aco/
>/his/

they probably account for less than 5 percent of traffic, but I do agree that merging some boards will help with traffic because there is a lot of crossover

>young

user

moot is literally going to get jewgle to buy Cred Forums

fuck off paki

>wanting to delete [s4s]
rude

>wanting it to be worse than it already is

source?

BLACKPOOL

I had a look at some statistics the other day and there's less than 300 black people living in in Blackpool

Lads if Cred Forums is in a bad financial place why doens't he just reduce the janny's wages???

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so the /qa/ post was actually pretty vague, is Cred Forums going to close completely? if so we're all going to 8 right? or to /r/britreddit til we figure out what to do?

feeling a bit ambivalent about Cred Forums possibly shutting down lads

its great and terrible in equal measure

>negative income
>making people pay to be janitors

I know I'd pay just to fuck with the threads I hate.

8 cant handle that amount of traffic

already made this post in the thread (You) thief

I fucking hate reddit but I'd rather shitpost there in an obscure subreddit for a few weeks until we sort something out than basically just get lost in the sea of 8.

I don't understand all this hate for Cred Forums
it's a containment board for one thing

kek

>/r/britreddit

why don't you take a head start and fuck off there permanently

if he notices more traffic and therefore more ad revenue he might expand it a bit mightn't he?

Lads don't worry.

I'll make a Cred Forums clone on the onion and we can chat away without fear of Theresa May coming in and arresting us for banter.

Subway
my way
okay
fat gay
meatball
sub roll
everybody
smoke a bowl
head spin
double chin
no lettuce
I win
Come on
let's go
everybody
robo
Subway your way
sesame seeds
no way
not stray
monogamy
may may
hey hey
subway my way

*styles on you*

>phoneposting

Rate the lunch lads

He's not saying it's closing straight away but that they're going to do anything they can to keep it afloat for the time being.

genuinely going to miss this website if it shuts down. I know /brit/ will probably find a way to continue but i'll miss the rest of Cred Forums and /fit/ :(

>implying I don't agree with them

They act like fucking 16 year old epic Cred Forumsrahs

needs to fucking die

its the only one big enough to save the most money and solve the problem

gfs been fucking me around again

how many mods does Cred Forums have? are they all friends of moots ? i bet one is moots gf

fuck u

sausages look a bit underdone mate

one on the right is still oinking

Business Idea: Ask the Janitor to PAY to clean up boards

it's important in these trying times to stay happy :)
youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

I invented fedora posting. AMA.

>its the only one big enough to save the most money and solve the problem

Ahh yes, I forgot you're such an expert in financial website management.

fucking mong

hiro is jewing us over, he did this with 2ch

>he can't cook sausages without splitting the skin

mate
looks nice though x

ah yes pg tips

>trying times
What's trying famalan? xxx

you first tb󠇦h

fuck me is this real?

put her out of business

spoken like a true Cred Forums retard

>moot managed to keep the site afloat while paying for 1000s of celebrity law suit settlements
>hiro kamikazes the site in less than 3 years despite increased users and more Cred Forums pass sales

hmm

>ska

Daily reminder that [spoiler]Brit/pol/ is better than /brit/[/spoiler]

>moot

OMG I WAS GOING TO POST THAT PIC! :O

>Wearing pyjamas this late in the day

fun fact: Cred Forums warned you all that hiro would eventually jew you all over

Cred Forums possibly closing down xoxo

Absolutely hysterical

youtu.be/UM12f0GBOx8

To be honest I could probably donate a fiver a month to the site. I'm a wageslave after all and have the disposable income.

eeeeh

fuck off nigger

he's not even fuckign ugly

has the fedora meme reached a point where it applies to every human being on earth

Mean and rude
Roastie saw her chance at 15 mins of fame

not really a big city though is it

sheffield is quite big

>mesa so sad bout Cred Forums :(((((((((((

quantum runt

fuck off bogger

>t. LITERAL fedora wearer

hiro is so autistic he thinks meme replies are real. he probably will unironically delete Cred Forums and wonder why it hasn't helped

alri Jar Jar lad

might do a think later on

I'm from Dublin you black cunt

To be fair to Jonah she was being outright rude there.

It was better when RDJ got arsepained by Krishnan Guru Murphy.

really don't like jonah hill, he can never handle the bants

NO TURKEY?

en garde!

I can confirm if you're charismatic enough or if the girl is randy enough (is at uni), you can get the ride

Cred Forums subscription only posting coming soon

1 month (max 150 photo uploads)
£19.99

3 months (max 600 photo uploads)
£29.99

6 months (max 1500 photo uploads)
£49.99

12 months (max 5000 photo uploads)
£89.99

extras
1000 photo uploads £39.99
5000 photo uploads £79.99
remove captchas for 1 year £109.99
remove countdown timer for 1 year £149.99

what do you go for lads?

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very rainy aaauhhhhggghh aha

early don't migrate

>have to work on a 1960 Jaguar at work. task is to get it running
>hasn't been running since 1984
>assume it metric
>...it's not metric
>...it's not SAE either
>it's whitworth british standard

kinda weirded out by it, i need to take the carbs off it and rebuild them somehow, they keep flooding and killing the engine.

jannys gonna detonate

test

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

theres a difference between Catholic and practising Catholic. I doubt a practising Catholic would even go out with a Prodestant

where in dublin?

I'll smash u up you little sap

going to go and do an absolutely catastrophic poo

>Cred Forums pass since November 2015
People actually pay money to shitpost here?

Clondalkin. Name a time and a place and me and the boys will break your black legs

that's fucked up

new

REAL NEW WE'RE ALREADY IN HERE

>making a thread 20 posts early when there's another thread up

good job you cancerous runt

hmmm not too far to that shithole

>me and the boys

you would need people wouldn't you

I can see yous harrasing people on the red line luas, bunch of dopes lmao

nah could take you easily
but wouldnt let the lads miss a chance to bait a nigger

Contributing

>tfw having only kimchi which is been 2years in the fridge