/brit/

business idea: we all start posting on /r/unitedkingdom instead

anne

>yanks having discussions with other yanks about yank shit tier politics in /brit/

fuck off

what city

smeg me arse lads

...

I always wonder where they get those puffy warm jackets that seems to fit them like a glove. They look so warm and comfy.

what did she mean by this

Delicious chocolate milk

Do yanks actually go out and do activities and stuff in their free time that aren't just getting pissed?

Uniqlo

good girl 2bh

we've got a subreddit going lad

youtube.com/watch?v=4C_6dJ1Dm8A

why are australians so angry on here? makes me laugh Tbh

/brit/ board is a retarded idea

this thread works well because it's one thread, separating it into loads of different threads is silly as fuck

yea I've noticed that too
they almost exclusively go to the Chinese supermarket which is more expensive than Aldi and Lidl, and go to the Chinese restaurants which are more expensive than normal ones

It's confusing. 10 years ago it wouldn't be surprising because it was only rich families that sent their kids to western universities. Now, their parents will take out loans to send their kids abroad

I'm shitting black gunk lads, looks like it's over

haha yeah mate, meet you there

*walks off and doesn't join you*

fuckin losers haha

Need to get laid ffs

>Poop Fraudiola

terrible idea
the mods there are hyper pro-EU/Immigrant lefties

Unironically terrified of Cred Forums going down lads, cripplechan is 2edgy and plebbit is out of the question. Might kill myself.

You might just be right...

wtf I love Germany now

yeah its really weird

the have people over to wach tv shows and get real into it

youtube.com/watch?v=6BQ29FNQfXo

depends. when i lived in colorado there was a massive culture for it. I'd get shit for not hiking or camping at least a few times a month

But even in the midwest we still go the lakes often. Winter is just restaurant, pub, or home.

Where can I find more of her?

yet another reason to not have a physical/white gf

>enter random number into argos stock checker
>it's actually an item
has this ever happened to you?

Got extremely drunk, then got extremely high last night.

HUGE MISTAKE

Shortly after smoking the joint I spewed all over myself. Whenever I lay down or looked at my monitor I threw up. Had to sit in darkness with my head hung forward for like an hour before I felt okay enough to lie down without being sick.

Literally was in a bar in Dublin where people watched game of thrones lol so im glad this post came from an irish lad

I might end up in Colorado for a while, would be good to see the look on their faces if I told them I sat in an apartment all weekend drinking myself blind.

Ye we all do this
youtube.com/watch?v=jzUlpI8Bbu4

saving my deposit for this
cityrealty.com/nyc/turtle-bay-united-nations/trump-world-tower-845-united-nations-plaza/apartment-39C/bHXPpQGpYe

wtf
hahahahahaha what a bunch of weirdos

grass then beer - you're in the clear

beer then grass - you're on your arse

no because I'm not some autist who randomly types numbers into argos

trains are my forte

youtube.com/watch?v=n_Qs-Gtm6Nw

You just sound like a huge pussy

get ready for MUH MICROBREWS. Denver specifically is full of brewery bars where they only serve their beer and no spirits.

Also everyone is either fit or mexican

Thank God I was born in Britain. I bet being a quiet shy autist is a million times worse in America.

hillary clinton is the zodiac killer

good post

>that tilt
oh baby

the fuck are all these people posting youtube links in my /brit/ for

*tilts around the corner*
WAHEY

Good lad

nice train

this is just untrue desu

or just not working class

>tfw you realise Hillary Clinton put a hit out on Cred Forums after she realised Pepe was doing a number on her campaign

ano ""you'll melt more""

top tier trainposting

hatememeposting

yanks are fucking freaks

what is wrong with these creatures

good lads

>things that never happened

there were probably just a few people watching
not people watching it like a football match

>Canada
'lol'

america has probably the best beer in the world

Just remember you're not alone my friend. Got much better things to do than waste my time opening /brit/ links.

Yank girl asked me to snapchat my nob last night so I did then she blocked me

Is it one of the places where they like Brits or think we sound gay?

I spent a while in Texas and no one gave a shit about me being British.

Studying for three hours now, gonna ride this wave of motivation until I burn out or get hungry

I actually kind of like these sudden road blocks/existential crises like Cred Forums potentially going down

I like the idea of being forced to change/adapt to a new reality. its really the only way to progress in your life, even if it doesn't always work out for the best

>>undefined
wahey

>go on Cred Forums
>call Cred Forums reddit
haha is there any easier method of obtaining (You)s?

>>undefined
>
ah yes

...

doin a tilt
wahey

oops

Will be appreciated more by women in Britain as the attractive but shy and quiet type? Most yank girls want a guy that's confident and assertive.

undefined

>flat philtrum

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome confirmed.

karen fukuhara

...

Deceptive cunt

Canadian flag
>yank girls

Women in Britain want that but there aren't many of them so they put up with quiet guys.

I bet it's impossible to ask a yank girl out if you aren't super outgoing, loud and confident.

Your posts are getting very deep tonight, adding them to the archive I've compiled of your previous posts

>the verb "study"

About to have an anxiety attack over the amount of unread tabs I currently have open.

if Hilary becomes president, then Bill Clinton will be the first lady HAHA!! he'll have to wear a dress and probably a wig and all HAHAHA!!

Yeah it depends, colorado is definitely for the most part a state of people who are very full of themselves and love talking about their own lives. They might pretend to not give a shit about your accent just so they can be above you.

Pretty much every region will love british accents and people besides the south.

*forces you to adapt to British rule*

Surprisingly good posts by the Irish

>Cred Forums think they aren't reddit immigrants too scared to post on reddit in case of downvotes

Go the Cred Forums part of reddit nearly evey post is from Cred Forums or else shopped to look like it came from Cred Forums

reddit

Quitting all drugs desu lads
Not because I have a strong willpower or anything, I just haven't got any money left so i'd might as well stop now lol

Means Monica Lewinsky would be the first woman in history to have sucked off the President AND the first lady.

disturbing thought

Some cunt walked up to me having a smoke outside the bar last night and asked me if it was gay night.

Told him I hope he didn't get that idea from me and he apologized.
and THATS when I shot him.

need a bf

What does the south have against us?

weirdo

>tfw ugly

what is the point of existing

no actually YOU browse that website and i do NOT

same mate, you're not alone x

dunno. maybe nationalism? they think being american as you can be is really cool

and they're poor

You ever feel empty and lifeless lads? Suicidal even?

If so then I would recommend taking drugs. Really gives meaning to your life, if only for a short time.

Lads, how do I stop eating? I'm getting fat but food is the only thing that makes me happy.

Help. :(

Sounds like I should go to New England.

*shakes my head*
you gotta go back

this is a good thing. it means you wont have women causing problems for you.

you are totally free.

see:

eat food while you walk

reddit.com/r/pinealgland/

utter madmen actually did it

Need an asexual gf

we need a /brit/cow thread 2bh
>tfw period

erm yeah i've done a lot of drugs and i'm more suicidal than ever

delet

move to africa, i think they've got the "not eating" thing down pretty well

youd get appreciated the most in flyover states for sure. midwest girls are obsessed with 'foreigners'

west coast is best coast though and i say that as an east coaster

ah yes it's the immigrant who moved to germany after brexit and now spends his time defending hillary in /brit/

>banned for ban evasion
What the actual fuck? I havent done any thing ban worthy this entire year, fuck you janny you cunt

Fucking kill yourself and never speak to me again

very nice train you have there

le wal jus god den feed hiya

wonder what it would feel like if you put a malteaser under your foreskin and had somebody (VERY gently) eat it through the skin.

got called a scrounger at the jobcentre

me doing a think provoking protest day

lads
can you get "counselling" from the "welfare" centre?
because that's apparently what the ex is going to do

yea the custodians have become very low quality lately

Yeah but if you were on them right now you wouldn't be (as) suicidal is the point I'm making.

Visited my private Doctor lads, and I've got a pretty serious eye infection. Turns out you shouldn't rub your eyes after scratching your arse and fingering your bellybutton.

you have NO idea of the lore there

you are a drunk and a fool

0121 do one

h-hey

Paul Pogba is what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy, thick nigger.

at uni? yeah

lol this nigga got pinkeye

what were you doing at the job centre?

Gf wants to try exotic food

Where should I take her

unironically might report you desu

could do with more train pics lads
preferably post-steam period, but I will still appreciate steam train pics

Scrounging.

yeah she's in uni
I didn't even know there was a welfare centre

> people who call conjunctivitis "pink eye"

extreeeeeeeemely runty
> inb4 squeals of protest from runts
shut up, runts

do you use the burglar alarm when you are away from the house for an hour?

Isn't Colorado a flyover state?

this 2bh

trains make this thread comfy

nowhere because you dont have a gf and i recognize you as the beta poster that is here all day trying to fit in by using british slang

thanks. when im at my chill out spot (pictured) I can hear the steam train puffing away through the woodland.

very lovely.

>ABOUR TIME TO VAKE P
don't know what this means

ban evasion is permanent
you're not allowed to be here

i just leave the tv or radio on

never lived in a house equipped with a burglar alarm

nearly knocked down a knacker kid earlier. little fucker was whizzing around on one of those double scooter yokes and just went right out in front of me. he knew fucking well I was driving behind him too so I dunno what the fuck he was even thinking

there was a bunch of older ones hanging around by a transit van nearby and they'd probably have dragged me out and beat the shit out of me if I even as much as beeped at the little shit

Somewhat. It has a different culture from most flyover states for sure. They think of themselves as pretty important and it gets a decent amount of tourists

gonna be hard to defend your argument through your fart-vision

Cred Forums HATES it
learn how to trigger edgy nerds with one easy word!

might do the old drinking daily

I think reddit is a fairly decent site and is a great place to find very specific content (mostly porn) because of the sheer amount of subreddits created by the vast userbase. The most popular subs are cancer, but subreddits like r/incestporn and r/bestofliveleak are pretty good. Why spends hours searching for videos/porn when subs on reddit basically archive every video in that specific interest that is actually worth watching?

If you disagree you're literally on the same level of the runtiest reddit users.

"pssh, you go on reddit? lol pleb, muh Cred Forums anomaloos secret club is the best. Le fuck reddit xD"

sounds like reddit rhetoric to me

>ballbusting has gone mainstream
fucks sake lads the normies have done us over again
twitter.com/Ben_Taylor92/status/782508083151040512?s=09

this desu. i dont even lock my apartment when i leave

>being afraid of runts

Noot one in the head and watch them scatter

>on irish trains you have to wait until the train starts moving to claim your booked seat

ahhh yes

Been to 31 states and Colorado was one of my favourites. The area around Telluride is amazing. I hear Denver is a right shithole though.

great post mate, proud of you

I've only ever been banned once and that was as part of a /fit/ raid on /cgl/ asking the fat slags for pictures of their giant tits.

Literally got banned straight away. Those elephant mods do not fuck about over there

Stupid fat hobbit you ruins them

*steals your dog as soon as you leave*

AHHHHHHHHH YES. The so called Dartmouth.

yes but, do you rate him?

Denver isn't cool. Tons of homeless and real grungy. But yeah, the rest of colorado is spectacular

Counting down the days until normies appropriate meme magic and start worshipping Kek on twitter

have actually been on the dartmouth steam train haha

4000 posts on that qa thread

cute train though

post more chill spots

hiro is a fucking mong

if you live in a town with a bigger population than a old trafford capacity you're pretty much a runt

Opinions on the Class 68 lads?

sounds terrible

hello I am 14 and would like to know how to get a girlfriend?

Hello, /brit/! ~

devon mentioned

tq ftw

go reset your router

plymuff ahahah x

ignore the impostor please

looks very official

like its going to a business meeting

...

This thing came to me in my sleep

janny

why do girls on tinder use tinder if they don't actually want to meet up lol

silly slags

Oppo ice cream is pretty fucking good

Gimli basically admitted that dwarf males don't mind fucking each other

There are unironically 15 romanian men (and a couple of birds and kids) living next door to me. They spend 100% of their time in the back garden smoking fags and listening to turbofolk.

They always turn it down when I ask though and never play any music after 9pm. Respectful gypsies

oppo gangnam style!!

hiroshima should just delete Cred Forums

the board is 99% underage reddittors

brings nothing of value to Cred Forums

i do some nice coastal walks sometimes.

where's her penis

Hi

Instagram followers and/or validation that they're attractive

>runts who say they would never fuck a thicc girl because they're "fat"

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475313724209.webm

hmmmm

post feet ruskiette

Do you mean for fun stuff to do or just walking in the wilderness?

Me

>tfw you fetishes do a complete 180 degree turn
Went from traps to milfs
wew

well they should ride my willy instead

great scene that

sorry lads i leaked my tripcode and now theyre trying to ban my trip

i am 15 not 14

IMPORTANT

strawpoll.me/11348851

strawpoll.me/11348851

strawpoll.me/11348851

do they pick lettuce or some similar job?

torcross?

You're a big bay...

comfy eu feels 2bh.
going to be bleak when we leave, john smiths and rugby league and top gear repeats for everybody.

She's average sized you twat.

What is ruskiette?

On a scale of 1-7 how cute r u?

ID NOW!!!

Dear Mr 30701,
Fuck off, who are you?

Sincerely,
Anonymous

-----
The only reason why suicide is illegal is because so is destroying government property!

that is neither thicc or fat

>wilderness isn't fun

why is /britfeel/ so retarded

>i do some nice coastal walks sometimes

lol no you fucking dont. fuck off. bet you've done it once in your life

don't understand why anyone would be live homeless in a northern US city where they have really cold winters when they can just go south to where its warm year round

idi v zshopu

Ette is female

Ruskiette = female Ruski

>why yes I am a normie with loads of rich mates who can go on a road trip to america

i want to die now

5, I guess. And you?

explain

They're manual labour, pretty sure they're bricklayers or something. They all pile into the same van at 6.30am every morning when I leave for work and they dress in manual labour overalls

The homeless arent the most intelligent demographic

SOURCEEEEEE

...

pilgrimage to the the US southwest via freight trains is a big thing for the homeless

Don't be so rude!

Opinions on the Class 374 lads?
Never taken the Eurostar

In fact, I've only crossed over to France twice and both times were by ferry

Want to do the Eurostar one day but I live in the North so I need to get to London which isn't cheap

I'm around that too

Is anyone else seeing that /brit/ thread at the top of the catalog saying the word filters are gone? Is Mook japing us?

it is

the train looks un-impressed

>mfw Cred Forums gets deleted

youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0

vy oba idi v zhopu

retard

izvini tovarisch

they need need money, food and energy to travel and homeless people dont get much sleep because they have to watch out for robbers, rapists and vandals

Fun for about 10 minutes.

san francisco is full of homeless because it has the best weather

went here when I was a kid, learned I'm afraid of heights.

Then on the hike back some people told us they had seen a bear cub on the trail ahead so I was terrified I was about to get eaten. No clue if they actually saw a bear or they were just trying to scare a kid in the woods.

ive done it myself but not even homeless

I hopped trains from NY to Wyoming. Very fun experience

Took it when it was called Javelin

very comfy, quick train

Wouldn't Cred Forumsacks just come here if it got deleted?
That would suck desu

im 7

>those terribad google translate skills
It's "vy oba idite v zhopu"
Now fuck right off lad

Otvyazhis, mudak

get the megabus then

never understood why freight trains don't just close the doors

really hope Cred Forums gets deleted

that means all the /brit/pol lads will come here

What do you men "retard" you fucking absolute dolt spacker piece of shit cunt? I will put you into the fucking ground.

yeh thats torcross in the distance. took the photo from start point. lovely little stretch of coastline.

if you say so lad

>on dumayt ya polzuvayu translator

nahui

Pidr pizda

delete Cred Forums and Cred Forums

would improve Cred Forums's image thousandfold

missus delivered me this

useless fucking newtwat

nope thats salcombe

who wants to go on holiday to york with me

went here when I was a kid, learned I'm afraid of heights.

Then on the hike back some people told us they had seen a bear cub on the trail ahead so I was terrified I was about to get eaten. No clue if they actually saw a bear or they were just trying to scare a kid in the woods.

took it from paris to london. very nice

>even more cancer

yeah the path to start point lighthouse is really nice, horrible roads everywhere though lol

do you live in dartmouth alone?

i guess they need to be able to be opened quickly to get goods loaded quickly, thus tramps can easily open them as well

and nobody is going to go checking along a 600m long train all the time

youtu.be/O3aLpO0BoNg
Here you go

thoughts?

>88

hmm

even ive taken the eurostar.

it was alri

why does the UK get their own anime mascot but we don't?
;-;

then they'd just spill all over to the rest of the board, what we really need is some sort of star we can pin to Cred Forums posters, so they aren't allowed out of their ghetto

Sorry mate I'm busy that week

just took the dog for a walk was very relaxing

he found an apple in the field and put it in his mouth and walked the whole way home with it in his mouth

What do you mean afraid of heights?

You mean, you're scared of walking on the edge, you feel sick when going near the edge? You can sit on the edge but feel shit?

>patriotic british people that actually discuss british culture

Ahh yes, such cancer.

>what are automatic doors

>tfw reviewbrah browses /brit/

>mfw a ranger got eaten by a bear when i was in yellowstone

there were retards hiking with these annoying windchimes to "scare" bears away, literally clutching bear spray, fucking state of some people

Sounds pretty gay

get a megabus you absolute spong

more of this immediately
we all need to do our part :)

tut malafia

see

youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I

all Cred Forums is cancer and statistically you're more likely to be from reddit
go back to /r/thedonald

foy

I went to Cred Forums once and it was shit

not just in the toxic sense its famed for, but its just not even enjoyable as a board. I don't know what flag system they have there but I couldn't make sense of it. not that it mattered anyway as the level of conversation was just guttural and depressing. none of the fun or irony that makes Cred Forums enjoyable

reminder you can get a 1st class seat on a chinese high speed train for 2 hours for like £20

>88
Good lass

what is he doing here

>in Uni
>normies in my class keep spouting memes
>the worst are the constant Harambe references
>saw one lad squat and say "cyka blyat" - to which a handful of normies responded "nyet"
>Teacher made a joke about Donald Trump being a racist, everyone burst into laughter.
>constant unironic referces to memes being "dank" and "spicy"
>one autistic lad even made a fucking doge reference
>everyone was talking about how le facebook frog is now a hate symbol last week

I HATE THIS PLACE
I don't even have any friends yet, everyone is such an annoying cunt. I can't even join in when they referncing memes because i'm at least 17 layers deep in irony at this point. The Internet has ruined me - i'm so autistic.

I don't care they unironically spout memes irl, it's the fact they truly think they're on some next level shit when they do it.

You're just gonna have to buy a pass lads

Is it worth it? Its not expensive at all

I mean I got an intense feeling of unease and fear being anywhere on that rock

Couple feet forward and I'm falling down a mountain

britain is lovely but the rest of the world is less lovely

you are incorrect. sorry. salcombe is beauts though.

nah never lived in Dartmouth. grew up very close to it though. lots of countryside and coastline to explore growing up.

i'd be more terrified of that thing snapping

You 100% sure it was Javelin
Javelin was pic related and it was only called the Javelin during the Olympics and Paralympics.
It didn't go thought the Chunnel, but travelled along the High Speed 1

no one fucking cares

ah yes
this so-called inefficient communism

>then they'd just spill all over to the rest of the board

no, this is a misunderstanding

it was thought that Cred Forums was a containment board, but it's better understood as a spawning pool

if they have no place to congregate they can't reach critical mass

Cred Forums is mainly porn, you can relegate that to /hc/ and /gif/

no

dont know why people shit on british food so much, guess just because its close to france.

but netherlands, denmark, and belgium have the worst fucking food I've ever had. I even used tripadvisor to find the highest ranked place and they were all shit

>China
Who gives a fuck

what degree do you do?

i just graduated and i cannot remember a single person ever spouting a meme in lectures or even around uni in general desu

maybe i just missed the boat?

Only mascot Canada ever had :\\

Out banner/pop up ads on those gay anime boards. Fuck those nerds what are they gonna do about it? Nothing, the benders

oh the year was 1778
how i wish i was in Sherbrooke now

doesn't it get quite chilly in SF in the winter?

ah yes
(((tripadvisor)))

not quite

i spent £85 on first class for beijing to shanghai (4hrs)

No you can't

yes i went from stratford to kings x

my bad i thought they were the same train

brand new

>this entire post
You know what to do

germany has shockingly bad food as well.

just gross sausages and sauerkraut.

>if they have no place to congregate they can't reach critical mass

This, those before/after Cred Forums images hold some truth, they won't act like a retard as much if they have no place that encourages it on a daily basis

it's ok mate
they do look similar from a glance I'll grant you that

Want something quick and cheap for lunch but I don't know what I want

Know a raging SJW who spouts memes non stop, and she's 25

reminder that you are more likely to live in extreme poverty in china and that $20 would be a lot

what did you eat in denmark?

british food is far better than dutch and even most german food though

We have our imageboard mascot, but Russia hasn't I think.

this place called Noma. Utter shit

it's coz of their working class food in the 19th century

Settled on chinese for lunch lads

An order of chicken and broccoli with a couple eggrolls should do me for lunch and dinner

Who is she?

british panel shows are fucking terrible. i know american comedies are shit, but jesus is this really supposed to be funny?

mate is doing dogfighting later. gonna stop by

i just want to have friends...

What ones are you watching?

8/10 cats countdown is funny