Be me

>be me
>be 23 and have a voice of 13 year old

I'm 19 and look 12 it's okay.

>be 29
>look and sounds like teenager girl

tfw contemplating becoming a trap but too poor for hormones and plastic surgery

>have a decent voice when singing, with both high and low voice available
>normal speaking voice is thin, high and unclear

Pretty annoying tbqh, but too lazy to improve my normal voice trough practice

Bill Gates looked and sounded 15 until he was 40. Now he's 60 and looks 75. :^)

1st world problems

It is better to look younger. Period.

you should become a prostitute, you'll become a millionaire very quickly

>Bill Gates
wtf

>>be me

Stopped reading there.
GTFO back to r*ddit

>21
>everyone else my age looks like a fuccboi but is handsome while I look like a crack addict thanks to my unkempt beard and long hair

>be 23 and have less experience with the opposite sex than the average 13 year old

>be 15 year old
>have deep as fuck voice

>be 20 now
>it got even deeper

I sound like a cave troll.

i'd go trans if my voice wasn't so low desu

>25yo
>voice of a 40yo
Hmmmm

you should voice act for Skyrim mods

actually his name is Bill Microsoft

does that mean you can reach very high notes when you sing? I wish I could do that.

>be 35
>act like a 10 y/o anime girl

This one

Does it echo and vibrates the chest of the listener?

only in some rooms.

it echoes like son of a bitch.

vocaroo pls

>be me
>200cm tall
>square as fuck jaw
>18cm penis
>manly voice
>HORRIBLE ACNE THAT HAS RUINED MY SKIN EVEN IF I GET RID OF IT FUCK MY LIFE

>195cm tall
>large natural build
>voice higher than my sister's
just end me here

vocaroo please?
Say this
>Aaa Oohmmm mmm brrrrrr

shave it with razor and let the new flawless skin grows.

Fuck you, ungrateful faggot, I've seen you post this twice today
Being crater faced after fixing can't be that bad with the rest you've posted

considering dabbing the inner edges of your nostrils with something that treats bacterial skin infections (probably the same stuff you use to treat your acne)
lot of people have untreated staph infections, and they're related to increased acne

>unkempt beard and long hair
ayy
I've got the same.
Feels good.
Why put effort into my appearance desu

>22
>never smoked, two lungs
>voice of a man who smokes like a chimney and lacks one lung

It could be worse I guess. Wheezy only begins to describe it.

>tfw 20 and look 23-24 according to people for some reason

>be 28 yo but look like 18-ish
>girls at same age look like crap and have kids
>can't date them cuz I look like a kid
>16 girl had a crush on me
>can't fuck her cuz I'm not a pedo

why

>be 24
>let beard grow out
>look 35
>shave
>look 18

At least I got my hair short now. Back when I had it long, I would actually have guys hit on me in bars if I shaved my beard.

>be 20
>no beard
>168cm 'tall'
>voice of a 12 years old kid
>no muscle
>cannot gain weight even if I eat
>only time I posted on a rate me /soc/ thread, it was mostly gay dudes replying

I say thank you to sissy italian and french genetics.

Eat more and lift retard

>be 22
>have deep baritone voice
>still an autistic virgin with no friends

Just turn trap already and make videos

smoke a pack per day, problem solved

>be me
>18 yo
>5 year on hrt
>DEEP VOICE