Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

早くないぞ

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金を外国資本と女と公務員の懐に流し込んでいる
日本

ﾄﾝ
おやすみ

そう言うのうぜぇからもういいよ

しかしチノちゃんってのは何であんなに可愛いのかね。見た目と声が抜群に可愛いのはもちろん、幼い頃に母親を無くしたせいかココアに対して重度のシスコンをこじらせてたり、普段は口数少なめなのに好きな本について聞かれるとペラペラとオタクみたいに一人で早口で語り出したり、まじめそうなのに学校の成績はイマイチみたいだったり、ボトルシップ作りやパズルが趣味だったり、何もかもが可愛いんだけど。

超級美女

peru?

絡んでくるんじゃねえよ?ゴミババア
いつも張り付いてるなこの汚らしいゴミ女

ダーリン

夏が過ぎても二人の季節終わらないから

First スイス人 on this thread wooo

Melon pan?

What language do you speak at home?

Here first Japanese who kills First スイス人 on the thread ふぉー

huh?

I mostly speak bernese-german. a german dialect.

nice name. true story?

Yes, it actually is

お前は何と戦ってんだよ
ババアってずっと書いてるのお前?
誰と間違ってんのか全く分からん

ババア乙

Hey japs, explain this brutal attack on western civilians:

youtube.com/watch?v=4gYQIP-ks4E

ah yes the japanese, such a civilized race

that's pretty sad. hope you find another friend that does things like your ex-best-friend used to do

KEK the comments are even better

>we japaese we dindu nuffin!
>jap dindu nuffin! gaijins are bad!

Kek japs are such dindus when they get caught doing dumb shit

You can tell he's Korean because of his Taekwondo stance after the kick.

このような障害者の発狂を見れるのも日本語スレの醍醐味

The asian guy was mad at his best friend because he told that he will marry with his boyfriend

Yeah, I hope so, too. fortunately, now I don't have times so much to do what I want
Thanks

>huh?
Melonpan is the guy who runs Meidocafe.
twitter.com/meidocafe
If you don't care, then basically he's just a rich Swiss guy who loves anime.

This not a Jap.This is Zainichi Korean or Chinese.

We Japanese are very peaceful,very kind people.We do not harm the gaijin, Arigato

Does illegal racing culture still exist in Japan?

peru?

how do you ship your cheap chinese crap to sell in peru if the chink post office will confiscate it?

It's Japanese"omotenashi"
Never insult

ひどE
ちなみに名無しのババア呼ばわりされたのは二回目だ
本当に人を見る目がない

Yes...

Are there videos of it?

Where was the "insult"?

こんばんは

...

Peru?

I hear it was popular in 90's but I dunno whether it still exists or not

最近あらゆる外国のサイトで日本にステレオタイプ貼り付けられてて悲しいです

けんさん汁

罠wwwwwwww

おもてなしというが、命がけだろうが、家族連れだろうがルール守らずやってきた移民などは、おことわりなのが日本人。

what the heck. nope, don't want to hear more from him D:

No problem :)

...

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HELLO ISAC!!!!
How are you, my friend?

peru is kill

I like you,Greenland poster

Goodnight dumb japs

fine today
thanks!

Goodnight.

Can someone confirm what that being said in this picture?

I just returned from the gym

Seems about right.

Goodnight,you tsundere

It is the thread about Hiro's invasion of Cred Forums
They say like"die" "fail" "end of Cred Forums"
2ch people hate Hiroyuki so they always attack or make fun of him

She's back
youtube.com/watch?v=WLyG2x3SnKY

answer this

The Japanese are such a backwards people.
In Australia, we attack or make fun of people because we love them, not because we hate them.

So now I realized I always get bullied by Australia flags because I was loved.How happy

how long does it take you to load 's picture?

they fucked right before the video lmao

>I thought that man is alpha nice guy
>see comments
>"Wow! he is cute

Yes of course

perrrruuuuuuu?

white girls hate white men so much these days they'll settle for micro dick japs

what's the world coming to

I import stuff by container and its a totally different process than import by air mail
also import stuff to america is highly regulated
but for peru is not that hard

what if i want to sell cheap chink garbage products in america off ebay or amazon?

i won't be able to ship stuff in bulk back to the states?

for example
which product from china would you like to sell on ebay, amazon?

3時だけどコンビニ弁当を買った
ニートライフイェイ

hard drives, toys, fake watches, sunglasses, purses, other cheap shit, etc

ニートライフバンザイ!

hard drives - high chance of being scammed on the GB capacity, but very cheap at shenzhen, probably american customers would not like to buy a chinese brand HD

toys - super cheap and the same quality as hasbro, mattel , toysrus, but most toys are patented , probably no problem by imported 3 units but for more maybe you will need a license

fake watches - ultra cheap in china , probably a few pieces can be imported to america without problems, but if large quantities customs will ask you to prove the watches are original

purses - very cheap in china , but the same problems as watches

other cheap shit - everything is produced in china, , the american market prefer quality instead of price, if I were you I would firstly check for a fast selling thing that is overpriced and doesnt require too many documents to be imported

Damn jew

What do you do to people you hate?

カルビ弁当?

Sleep sweetly, isac. There's no more pain where you are.

beautiful macaron

thanks for the help, peru my friend.

...

you can't filter me now

wait a minute, testing

IF YOUR MOTHER WAS OVER 30 WHEN YOU WERE BORN, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A ROBOT.

You were born into eggs that made you biologically inferior from birth, both mentally and physically. You never had a CHANCE to attract a girl, because they know of this inferiority you have, like a spider sense.

Don't feel like you wasted your opportunities, because there's nothing you could have done. Take solace in the fact that you have been powerless since birth.

There's more to a faulty brain than the egg they were born in. And there's more to the egg than just the mother's age.

What I'm taking away from this post is that your mother was older than 30 at the time of your birth, Peru.

beautiful maricón

>er kennt unironisch Kerim "der Schlecker" Roth nicht
>er ist unironisch Basler
kek

I'm thinking about becoming an escort

@peru how much would you pay to suck my penis?

Why is Korea so inferior to Japan?
Japan is great
Japan have best tier women, culture, foods, technology, etc.
i love jpop, kpop is suck.
everyone loves Japan but Korea.
Korea is done.
Korea should be recolonized by Japansama.
comfort women never happened
Takeshima is a Japanese territory of course.

ok now it works

日本の夜明けぜよ

youtube.com/watch?v=Xtg1NEVKnqg

What the HECK is going on in this video?

Was sind die besten Figuren zum schlecken?

圧倒的な悲しみを感じている
飲みながら悲しいアニソンを聴きながら泣いています
私より情けないクズがいるのか

>「お母さんは降りとけっつっとんの!」
Hahahaha

I bought imported thai instant ramen and it's too spicy for my delicate tounge, please send help

I love spicy food, I'll eat it in your stead

swedecuck is gonna shart in his sweat pants

>cuck
Since we're on that topic, I [_*_literally_*_] bought these noodles with a Taiwanese girl

朝昼晩とがんばる!!

btw the girl on the far left is kiko mizuhara whos a real qt

youtube.com/watch?v=eb2RTPWunPY

i hear that taiwanese girls are the prettiest of all east asian girls, is this true?

imo yes
Her breasts are like those of an angel

Thai girls look like men

I think it's hilarious that the only passable women in the whole country are the ones that used to be men
It's incredible how sovversive it is, an entire country in which the biological women look like transexuals, and the actual trannies are prettier than any biological woman could be

>Thai

Nevermind, I'm fucking retarded and confused Taiwan with Thailand.

isnt that more because thai men look effeminate rather than the women looking manly? they sure as hell look more feminine than white women

首領の座から失墜したの?

these noodles are multo caldo

今日から授業が始まる
お互い卒業できるように頑張ろう…

>i hear that taiwanese girls are the prettiest of all east asian girls, is this true?
baseless fiction

>首領の座から失墜したの?
意味わかんない

結局2日じゃなく、3日に始まる
よかったな

but i still like, chinese korean and japanese women, its jsut that i know very few taiwanese women or rather theyre indistinguishable from chinese women hence why i dont know how pretty they generally are

>t.alien fetishist

ずどーん
ぼかーん

hes not me, i have a Cred Forums pass now so you can recognise me

Would you date a Christian girl?

Can't see yours
probably because of 4chanX

It would mean anal sex until marriage, followed by the most depraved fetishes her repressed sexuality would be able to connoct.

So no.

no

no

...

Certainly.

>Certainly.

I AM A MAN

WHO WILL FIGHT

FOR YOUR HONOR

I'LL BE THE HERO

THAT YOU'RE DREAMING OF

WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER, KNOWING TOGETHER

THAT WE

DID IT ALL

FOR THE GLORY OF LOVE

youtube.com/watch?v=dPIogbhk0Lw

only if she was black or asian such as hye jin chang

Chinese people are asleep, post 国字

Yes

damn i really need to start naming my webms

ok thats hye jin chang

誰か私を救って
何で生きるのはこんなに辛いんだよ
ずるい
幸せに居たかった
何で私に

youtube.com/watch?v=1jSWzV8JuEs

ケモショタめ

youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT, PERU.

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

in order to do business with china , its really important almost vital for you to download the wechat app

i've had wechat since 2012. just got alipay

what do you think of alibaba? do you use it

i have meitu and youdao, the latter is great for translating words and all my chinese friends use it

meitu has lots of great effects considering its a free photo editing app

ケモでショタって二重に変態趣味

リアルで日本語を使う機会なし

how white are you?

whiter than you

probably about the same colour as thai poster though

i tend to stay out of the sun because of the risk of skin cancer and all that

do you sell items on alibaba to chinks, or only in south america?

ノーベル賞の時期になると毎年ハルキストの反応が気になる
読んだことないけど

I bought a ticket to the world

But now I've come back again

Why do I find it hard to write the next line?

alibaba english is mostly traders, middle men who only will increase the final price
I prefer to use alibaba chinese but for that you must know at least some basic chinese

do you have a wechat account ?

[blog]
I really don't feel like going to the gym but I'm gonna go anyway
[/blog]

Just go to gym and you'll feel good

You have to go the gym, user, so that girls will find your body attractive and want to sleep with you.

sometimes when Im very tired on the treadmill but there is another km left to run
I imagine that Im a
jewish escaping from the nazis
black person escaping fro the whites in south africa
chinese person escaping from the japanese
vietnam person escaping from the whites during the vietnam war
native person escaping from the white spaniards
iraq person escaping from the white US army
abo person escaping from the white australians
indian person escaping from the british indian company

then I recover my strenght to easily finish the km left

Thanks guy's I'm gonna go prepare now

Why do you pick the victim's role?
You could be doing the chasing

朝だ
ぱんちゅを貼ろう
おちゅでちゅ
彼女を幸せにすると誓えば充分
早く、日本に亡命しな
You don't work any more for our thread
Pantuya dislikes you
働け、ニート

観光客に話しかけてみたら?

>働け、ニート
でもね、働いたら負けですよ

Babymetalの紅月を聴きながら
泣いているよ
ロリ博士もBabymetalを聴け
容姿による
宗教はどうでもよい

why not ?

mental retardation exists everywhere in the world, dude

you guys never want to work for asians

they lack empathy. they really have no soul. all they care about is money. they are like subhuman insects

even the nigger has empathy. even the mestizo has empathy. not asians

they will run you like a dog. pure slave labor and torture. have you working and giving all your free time to them. never work for slants. become your own boss in asia, have the gooks and chinks and japs working under you. that's the way to do it.

its almost 1 am and there is only one other guy here
I said hello to him but he didnt answer
this kind of autism is always entertaining to me

おはようお前ら
仕事いきたくねええええええええええええ

>I said hello to him but he didnt answer
Maybe he didn't hear you say. Say it louder.

If he still doesn't respond, go over to him and tap him on the shoulder.

Japanese people have this weird meta cultural quirk. They know they are known for liking rice right? So when they are happy or feel particularly Japanese, someone often triggers a "let's be Japanese circle jerk" often with the phrase "now I want rice lol" (白いご飯が欲しくなってくるよね"
It's really interesting to watch everyone chime in after that.

Thanks for the tip

私が今まで生きてきた中で彼女は一番きれいな白人女性です

こちらこそよろしくお願いします

Nihonjin, ohayo!

Yoi ichinichi o.

いや、それは無理
日本人はまず見かけていない
それにパリに行くのは一ヶ月に一回ぐらい

ニートになろう

I gd and fucke a Japanese bitch why are you at home on a Fruday night? You jetk your wiener 2 2d anime porn and leave the Asian slits fir me

Is Pepe popular in Japan?
Do the japanese know of his memetic power?

It's Monday though.

Go back to Facebook.

Good morning, gentleman.
How have you been doing recentry?

俺がフランス国籍でフランスに住んでたら間違いなくニートしてる

>How have you been doing recentry?
Sugoi, thanks for asking.

Good luck at work today. I hope you do something fun for a living.

今はもうフランスに行く日本人激減だよ
パリにはちょこちょこ居たけど、見かけた東洋人の殆どは中国人だったな
先月行ってきたよ
まあまあ安全
スリ、引ったくり、ジプシー、そこら辺にある犬の糞に注意すれば快適な観光が楽しめる

二次元嫁でハーレムを作れ
リアルでフラ語を使う機会もない
チョンのような奴
どうでもよい
護憲の奴等は喜ぶだろうね
JCやJKは
ムキムキマンは好きではない

Running out of places to visit in Japan.
Where else can I go next year?

...

China

As part of this year trip, I have also been to Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan, so technically I got that covered.

Seoul

I wanted to go there, but except for a trip to DMZ, not sure what else they got to offer. I will definitely go to Best Korea within the next 10 years though.

あのな
犬の糞なんかパリで踏んだことなく、最後に見たことはもう数年ぶりだ
お前は本当にパリに来たのか疑問だ
中国人ばっかいるのは本当だが
テロ事件以来、高観客が少なくなったのは当然だな
自分が日本人であれば多分行かない

No Sapporo? Why not visit Japan's jewel of the north?

Isn't it like Northern Ireland of Japan?
>tfw I live in NI myself

スウェーデンヒルズ

Are you rich or just save a lot?

I'm a student, definitely not rich.
It isn't had to save few grands a year desu.

>>tfw I live in NI myself
At least it's not western Wales.

tfw too much of a jew to spend on a trip to Japan

But you do have some sort of source of income, then?

thank you for nice post.
I wish you a great everyday for you.

普通にあるぞ
誰かが踏んで潰れて乾燥してたし
下をよく見てないんじゃないのか?
それか感覚の違いか、俺としてはちょっと多すぎる
ちなみにホテルは13区のPorte d'Italieが最寄駅
正直ここは良かったよ

Zao, Nyuto onsen, Aomori, Hakodate, Oshamambe,noboribetsu.

In 2013 and 2014, I got money though fixing computers for people. Really irregular income.
For this year trip, I got money from a year-long placement that I had do do as part of my uni course. Even though I was on minimum wage, I managed to save half of my salary each month.
Thanks, gonna look into it.

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>アナタは知りすぎた
>消えてもらう
So I mean this is obviously a threat, but what exactly is being said in the second line? "I'll have you disappear"? I'm still trying to wrap my head around ~てもらう.

これどこ

Yes I do, I've asked you for yours and you've repeatedly dodged telling me

You should be permanently banned from this thread, your pictures are shit and you're a pedo in denial

I read something on /qa/ that said
"2ch is laughing at us right now"
Is it true? What kind of stuff are they saying?

Stuff like this

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_Hills

So he did this kind of stuff to 2ch as well.

Everything already turned to shit because of meme popularization anyway.

Fukui Dinosaur museum.

I want to learn to speak English

Shitty situation. I would have whooped the shit out of him but being in Japan I would be hesitant because I feel like I'd be arrested and the police would take his side and the police there can jail you for a long time for small shit. Probably end up not allowed in Japan again.

This situation really makes one think

I want to learn to speak German.

Why German

It looks interesting.
To be honest, I'd learn every single language if I could...

-morau is -itadaku in a casual form; both means 'to receive'.
That's to indicate 'against your will/wish' or 'as a favour'.

What was Nagoya like

If you try your best, one day you will.

Mayuyu did it. Even the F. is about 70% of the way there.

Your aim is honorable
I speak only Japanese.....
miserable......

Thank you
Mayuyu is very popular around the world right

At ESL one

Right now there's a Street Fighter grand final match - momochi vs xiaohai

Keep studying diligently and I'm sure your English will become very good.
ちゃんとやってみたらできるからね、絶対に

not at all

>Mayuyu is very popular around the world right
I think it's mostly just in these threads, as well as certain neighbourhoods in Novosibirsk.

>as well as certain neighbourhoods in Novosibirsk.
What's that supposed to mean?

You're already better off than me trying to learn a 3rd language.

Thank you!
Ill do my best

hello newman

No need to be rude about it.

西洋の神話や民話を研究するならドイツ語も重要になって来る。

He gets around a lot.

壱、日本に到着
弐、パスポートを隠滅
参、記憶喪失をなりすまし、または本当に記憶喪失が起こるまで頭をぶつける

うーんこれ名案じゃない?

While he was originally talking about mayuyufag, the russian, the conversation turned to the actual girl mayuyu.

物は試し

踏んだのに気付いてないだけだろ

...

なんのために?

Nippon lost the tournament

長時間滞在

肆、北朝鮮の工作員に仕立て上げられる

うん、もし完璧に装えたらオーバーステイしても20日間の拘留だけで済む可能性が高いと思う。

I sort of get it, I think?
>'against your will/wish'
Wait so it can mean that as well?

サンフランシスコ、tenderloinだと1日一回糞を踏める。(人クソ含む

fuck japan

t. turk

It's in a euphemistic, sarcastic(?) way.
「死んでもらおう」 roughly means 'die if you please' or 'die as a favour for me'.

Deutsche bank

t. kraut.

「日本の形」面白すぎる

は?

ニコニコで検索

Are you making fun of me?! hahhh!?

OK, I got it.

>日本の形
I've seen those videos.
I didn't know it was their titles though.
Why do you find them so funny? What they show are all true.

I just notice that it is a pun

いや、それはfactであるわけないだろう

うそじゃないもん(´・ω・｀)

I know that video.
I just joking like a chinpira(Japanese stupid people).
Please don't mind.

なんかかわいい

暇だからワンパンマンのアニメとベルセルクの漫画の違法FunSub見てみたが
40%くらい主語を取り違えた誤訳で埋め尽くされてた。意味が全然違うシーンがたくさんあって爆笑したわ。
こんなテキトーな違法UPで作品を語ってる奴らばっかなんだろうなあ
ちゃんと署名運動で購買意欲をアピールした方が良い。公式のまともな翻訳で読めるから。

twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/782730299574714368

シベリア鉄道の北海道延伸を要望 ロシアが大陸横断鉄道構想 経済協力を日本に求める - 産経ニュース sankei.com/politics/news/161003/plt1610030005-n1.html

いつかまゆゆは電車で日本に遊びにくるのかな…

In September 2015, Shkreli received widespread criticism when Turing obtained the manufacturing license for the antiparasitic drug Daraprim and raised its price by 5,556 percent (from US$13.5 to US$750 per tablet), leading him to be referred to by media as the "most hated man in America".

I remember this guy...

4島(と他)返してくれなきゃ駄目

Ah, I get it now.

youtube.com/watch?v=OQ0yeP_xkEM

Cute.

日本語ﾑｽﾞｶｼｲﾈ

YOU are cute.

いやいやいや
君はめっちゃめっちゃかわいい、ブラジル人さん!

...

dont warry
we can speak englihs

hello
cute poster

イタリアくん今日もこんにちは

Hello there, cutie pie.

いえいえ、イタリアじゃない
いじめですか
サルかわいいね

オハヨーソロー

オハヨウム
もうオーストラリアには春がやって来た?

I'm feeling lazy.

邦人女性遺体 敷地内に埋められていたか
カナダのバンクーバーで日本人女性の 遺体が見つかった事件で、遺体は、発見 された住宅の敷地内に埋められていた可 能性があることがわかった。(日本テレビ系(NNN)
news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6216369

just sterilize germans already

電車に乗ってやって来るまゆゆを想像すると和むけど、
日本とロシアが繋がるってことなんだよなあ
それはちょっと…おそろしあdesu

春って感じはしないけどな
雨ばっかし(日本では普通かもしれんが)
でも朝起きたら目がかゆかったから花粉症が始まったかね

so if Cred Forums shuts down or any of the boards that you browse die, where will you go?

hopefully - off this ride

うわ、最悪だね
そちらでも、花粉症になるんだ?
原因はやっぱり杉の木かな?

reddit or somewhere.

did you see?
What is your take

I will probably just stop using imageboards forever. I honestly can't imagine myself sharing my time with any other type of people besides the ones who come here.

カフェの常連客は「(シュナイダー容疑者は)いろいろと、女の子 メインで声をかけていた。男には、全く興味がなさそうな人」 と話した。 遺体で見つかった古川夏好さんは、バンクーバー中心部のカ フェで行われる、英会話を学ぶ集まりに参加していた。 このカフェの常連客は、FNNの取材に対して、逮捕されたウィ リアム・シュナイダー容疑者(48)も、英会話学習の最中にカフェ を訪れ、複数の日本人女性に声をかけていたと話している。 カフェの常連客は、「日本人の女の子に、『大丈夫なの? 声をか けられて?』って(聞いたら)、『この人(シュナイダー容疑者は)、 いつもこうだから』って」、「(英会話に)参加するというより、 コーヒーを飲みに行って、女の子がいたら、声をかけるのが日 常みたいな感じ」などと話した。 現地警察は、このカフェが、2人の接点

I will graduate from such unproductive action on the internet

あまりに酷いfan-subにfan-sub自体が分裂し
一方の旗頭をこのスレに招待した
在日フランス人のles君だ
もう一人、名古屋に留学しているフランスがいるが
｢日本語がおかしい｣を連発する荒らし
千島列島全島と
ついでに南樺太をよこせ

8ch I guess
I'm too far gone at this point.
>typing out 8ch's full name gets your post marked as spam

うるさいだまれ

2chan.net
this site's "避難所".
避難所 : asylum or refugee camp

サイコパスって人当たりが良かったりするんだよねえ。
この女性の様に物怖じしない性格の方が言語習得するのが早いんだろうけど、知らない人とは仲良くなれない。

jp以外のipアドレスです(not jp)

doublehalfちゃん but whatever

原因は知らないけど杉の木とか日本に多くある木は、オーストラリアには少ないからそうじゃないと思う
日本にいた時は普通より酷かったよ

"chan" at all does it.

あいつはニンゲンじゃねぇ

Actually, maybe I'll take the plunge and attempt to proxy my way into 2ch

I probably can't lurk enough for that place but

I found 8ch.
is this copy site?

8gag is terrible

It's sort of Cred Forums but anyone can create any board.

そっか杉ではないんだな
早く花粉の季節が終わるといいね

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

正直このサイトが死んだら俺は持っている物をすべて売り、最期の給与で日本へ行ってやりたい放題だ
お金がなくなったら青木ヶ原で自殺

Do you love Finlan?

やめろ、帰ってから自殺ではない方法で死ね。
あと、青木ヶ原樹海はハイキングコースだ。

そんなに日本好きな人がいるもんなんやな
びっくりや

Sure, I like salmiakki.

$10 says janita was born male

自殺する前にひろゆきを暗殺してきて
2chの英雄になれるよ

そこまで思いつめるんだったら、日本で教師にでもなればいいのにw
夏に樹海の氷穴に遊びに行くのが好き
涼しい

>自殺じゃない
病気?事故?

I make next thread (not chinese)

東尋坊も自殺の名所だが、ポケモンGOで人がよく集まるから自殺が減ったそうだ

Sin sure

ということはイングレス民も集まるのか

皆がキャッキャうふふしてる隣で自殺はしづらいなw

普通に線路に飛び込めばいい
皆さんそうしている