/balt/ + /ausnz/

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wht do if ped replied ?

>Latvian
>pedophile
that's where you're wrong

ignore, filter, forget

Why not bang sluts?

Hey it's my birthday soon too!

lol i'll be loooong gone before i reach that myself haha

big dumb norman scum

leave my international board nao

Really hope they leave /s4s/ alone it's amongst the best boards

I don't want to. And I'm too autistic for it even if I did.

But I want to be here and enjoy memes and and and friendship and and and stuff, please don't say mean things.

just FUCK off swedeboy

But I love you, Eesti...

and whats so good about that board?
been there couple of times but I haven't seen anything interesting

when it 3 am but feel like 7 pm

yu get that feel haha? olol

>/s4s/
its [s4s]

balto-slavic

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his bare chest already, mom's пeлмьeни
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting the war plans he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He orders the launch, but missiles won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
Oil reserves run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Respond to me motherfucker, you are our only neighbor I like!

ill destroy the next latvijan that posts

I am Greek.

I am Prussian

b-but I thought it was me ;_;

Been to Riga recently, there were several places with traditional Lithuanian food, I feel bad that I do not know of any places here that serve traditional Latvian food.

abama = negr

""""""food""""""

>went to riga to eat lithuanian food
jobanas kaimietis ir rygoje jobanas kaimietis

>they
who

Speak English you fagrag and I didn't eat it, I just noticed that it was a thing there.

>calls other villagers when in a 6 word sentence 2 words are swear words

:^)

>Speak English you fagrag
suradau ne lietuvį

pats tu kaimietis, net nesugebi suprasti teksto

sigh

Average citizen of Wilno.

Thanks.

hello are the eesti girls from last thread also in this thread?

I'm puzzled

more like average citizen of Kaunas/Panevėžys/Marijampolė or any other small shitty town

eww

We are barely neighbors tbн. Kaliningrad is not that much of a Russian city and I've never been to Lithuania.

pls pls pls respond

As others pointed out, it is not a "Lithuanian trait" to use Russian swears, being unable to comprehend text and speaking gibberish in an English board. Try again, Birute Coolness

Finno-ugrics reproduce asexually and so have only 1 androgynous gender.

What Hiroyuki said on /qa/?..
This.

Hello i love croatia, should i learn german or russian first?

tu esi
ne lie-tu-vis

cia kaip is anekdoto "ka pasako lietuviai uzlipe ant greblio" - jie visi rusai...

Thanks.

Tbh lenkas

why do you think you can respond to me?

Don't talk to me or my Australian ever again.

>it is not a "Lithuanian trait" to use Russian swears
tu blet iš rūsio išlysk gyvenime kartą

I wonder if I'll manage to get 1 gf in life before I die. Probs not.

you are mine

Nice projection Wilno nigger, only the Wilno people call other villagers as they're that insecure when Wilno basically consists of villagers who came there to study and work.

any russians here?

>t. Wilno gėjus lenkas

Vilnius is barely a city as well. Population density not high enough.

Suka blet
t. Kaunas.

>Išlįsk

Fixed that for you there, Pitrėniene

ačių

lol. he should just delete the shitty boards that he started.

my city almost has more people than estonia lol

>be me in Wilno
>every 3rd or 4th person speaks in russian
kek

>ų
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy kek
You are fated to marry now

he should delete you

NOT joking

t. thanks hanks wanks

go away virgin

How much do latvians and lithuanians understand eachother?

lol they all speak russian dude

20-40%

Vilnius still has more Lithuanians than Kaunas.

And 10 times more Russians and Poles and other trash.

>stupid shit retards say

as well as much more russians, polish people and niggers

Kaunas
> Highest density of Lithuanian nationals
> Highest sales of Russian pop

lol who released the monkeys from the zoo

「65632111」

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Well, of course.
Litwin to najlepszy Polak, after all.

Fatboy Slim.

Kaunas faggots should kill themselves to be honest, that inferiority complex is just ridiculous

If Kaunas is so much better why do all your girls come to Vilnius to get dicked by the Big Vilnius Cock? That's right, because Kaunas is actually trash.

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65632275
ummm wtf???

Vilnius>Klaipėda>Šiauliai>Marijampolė>Kaunas.

>marijampole above anything
nothxkys

do the virgin walk

I'm lonely too, why don't you date me? We can have DS relationship if you want. Date me already

pretty much this, except that even elektrinai is better than kaunas

Yes hello

fuck off Marijampolė is good

「65632322」
i keep this websight afloat so you better show some respect

>Marijampolė
Literally who-gives-a-shit, the town.

nice would eat

A Dark Souls relationship? How does that work?
Are you even a girl?

eww

no wonder you're a virgin desu

>Kaunas posters will always feel inferior
lmao

shut the fuck up kaunas subhuman

One of the most Lithuanian cities you fucking lenkas

youtube.com/watch?v=czPpO6IVq7g

I don't live in a city

you slavic trash from Wilno I can guarantee you're some nigger with -evičius, -auskas or other slav surname

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Kryžkalnis > Kaunas

>How does that work?
You die.
Lithuanian romance basically.

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dude what is your proble,mo bucko? ?

65632407

>Kapsukas acting uppity again
Shhj... No tears now.

Sometimes I get doubts about whether memes are all that.

evening

DELET THIS

>Kapsukas
delet

Don't reply to Wilno posters you might catch slavness from them.

DS means dominance and submission, qt

But Kaunas is a good city.

>Keeps using Polish name for Vilnius
>You poles xdd
lol

nice cat food

at least we have the best football stadium in the country :)

I'm being respectful to it's citizens, since slavs make up 40% of Wilno and for most of it's history of existence it was called Wilno/Vilna.

>this is a good stadium in Lelthuania

I'll only let you dominate me if you're a girl.

Nice picture, you can see all the people who give a fuck about football in this country.

we are shit at football so obviously don't spend too much money on stadiums and stuff

meh. it's second day leftovers from oven baked pork. i just pulled it apart so it would coat more with the sausse

If that's a guy, you wouldn't have a choice.

>Vilnius mayor
>Aryan, fit
>Kaunas
>fat bald manlet
WTF I thought Kaunas was full of aryans

money can buy you a Ferrari, but can't buy you real hair

gerą stadioną jūs ten turit Vilniuje :)

Oh, you were beta sub all that time. Sorry then. Thanks for the (yous), anyway

In response to post number 65632613
you're the one with a problem buddy.

Tbh that midget is better mayor than cuck. Only thing he does is PR and suck slav cock.

y-you too

I've attached the picture of all the fucks I give, bitch nigger.

paging numbers 65632948

i don't think you realize who you're messing with here

grynas lenkas
net lietuviškai negali atrašyti
kek

what the fuck do Iranians have to do with any of this

brb going to maxima

these autistic lithuanians need to leave my thread this instance

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don't care either

If only virgins wouldn't be allowed to post, these threads would be 10 times better.

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kaunas deserve to be nuked. nothing good EVER came out of it.

fishing lvl?

the last time I've been there almost everyone spoke german
at least in places for tourists

oopsie haha what's this then
and your reply?

Wilno lenkai pasiuto

Thread would be boring without Australians.

11001000010010111110000

you're asking it for it pal

if normies didn't know what Cred Forums is, we'd still be in the golden age

>City full of Lithuanians elected fat bald manlet
>City 27% of slavs elected an aryan
Wow really makes you think

you're mum is boring nerd

Jesus fucking Christ, I was in the middle of rubbing one out when a god damn centipede showed up in my bathroom, cheeky bugger

hmmmmmmm

>Projekto "Kas yra kas Lietuvoje" redakcija, remdamasi 2000-2006 metais sukauptais duomenimis apie iškiliausius ir įtakingiausius šalies žmones, atliko tyrimą, kad nustatytų, iš kurio Lietuvos miesto ar regiono kilo daugiausiai žymių veikėjų.

>Paaiškėjo, kad apibendrinus 10450 asmenų biografijų, įtrauktų į didžiuosius žinynus "Kas yra kas Lietuvoje" (tyrime nebuvo vertinami regioninių ir specializuotų biografijų sąvadų duomenys), elito lopšiu laikytinas Kaunas.
Jame gimė beveik 15 proc. labiausiai nusipelniusių šalies žmonių.

>Antroje vietoje - Vilnius, kurį kaip gimimo vietą nurodė 10,75 proc. į 2000-2006 m. biografijų žinynus įtrauktų žmonių.

>Šiauliuose, Panevėžyje ir Klaipėdoje gimė žymiai mažiau iškilių šalies asmenybių - atitinkamai 4,85, 3,83 ir 3,21 proc.

>Tsar of Poland

no way it happens

electing mayor by his looks
who is the dumb one now?
protip it's you

that's nickname for my wang lol

Shut your mouth, peasant.

good thats what i wanted
nothing personal to russian, you will be known to me later

underrated post

>electing mayor by his looks
New Kaunas mayor on the left

Cheeky bugger?

>elite
>notorious scammer capital everyone

Autism.

considering how small it is, why are there so many estonians on Cred Forums?

p.s. hey reddit check out my flair

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

come to adelaide and i'll introduce you to em ;^)

and there we go, shitposting "Wilno vs Gowno" again
it's getting pretty old, with same arguments being used again and again
I remember 4-5 years /balts/ were talking about simple things like common words and stuff
We're getting old

they are fascists and like putin

ok grandpa lol

because they are very sad

Balkanization of Lietuva when?

tomorrow at 7 o'clock

Come down to Vic for the Southside Speedway

you are right
but what should we talk about?

Best anime of the last year?

Eesti is my favorite daughter, she always makes mom happy

how im going to bum this aussie twink

Fate/Kaleid.

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ok proceed

I don't know
and I kinda don't care anymore
Is shitposting the way to go? Will you people write your shitposting achievements in CV? Will you even care 10 years from now? Does anyone even want to talk about something meaningful to them anymore?
I don't know

Yahari zoku no doubt

i was asking for suggestions

Do you have a feminine bugger?

quite the opposite

What's the difference between feminine burger and a masculine burger?

the thing is that most of the people don't take seriously most of these discussions that are happening on this website

Iroha and Orimoto were the only good things in that dumb fucking show, tbqh

i've alienated all my friends

Number of patties

don't you feel retarded asking such a retarded question?
sometimes I think that this thread is making me dumber

head aega kuningas

I thought this was an ironic meme lads.

Just make new friends based around shared interests and hobbies, that or further alienate yourself from family and loved ones

looks like it'll be the latter for me

misread "bugger" as "burger"

Get a dog

don't reply to me

Get a cat, that or an improved sense of self worth

why are you posting in this thread? get out of here you virgin loser

But you've just replied to me.

looks like it'll be none for me

normalfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hiro closes Cred Forums
>Cred Forums come back to Cred Forums
i for one welcome our lost brothers!

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Why is being a virgin a bad thing? You aren't making any sense, Igor.

Most of the flags here look like bad licorice allsorts

don't reply to me ever again

Really like this gif lads.

It means you're a socially retarded loser so anything you say is automatically invalid, because no one cares about some turbovirgins opinion. You won't make a good career, you won't have children. You're basically doomed to be a shit stain of society.

Quality post and gif tbqh

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i will demolish baltic sovereignty

Me too

Ohayou, losers!

How was you day, did you conquered the world yet?

It is 5am and I spent the day serving people seafood. Help.

would_not_be_friends_with/10

lads I know this will be hard to believe, but yes I am a virgin.

>5 am

EASTIES FUCK OFF

>anime poster
>virgin

truly unbelievable

ikr? I am surprised myself desu

Adelaide rivals Canberra in empty boringness, should probably move to a more *livable* city

I'm a NEET

autismbux and a moderately populated city is all I need

There is no way that Saber poster wouldn't a virgin, user

How many anime reaction images do you have saved? This number directly relates to virginity

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Would never trade anime girls for real women desu

Laikykites ten 4th episode is out,

what do fellow lithuanians think about the show?

Who's the oldest virgin here? I know there's one Estonian who's like 25 or 26? I wanna laugh at you losers.

I don't

Is it possible to live that lifestyle without a nagging sense of emptiness and lack of achievement? Genuinely interested, it sounds ideal but I don't think I could handle letting down paternal expectations so heavily

your anime pictures are mine now

Noone here is a virgin past 20, it's all jokes.

...right?

everyday is hell and contemplating suicide is a thought that never leaves the back of my mind

other than that it's okay if you can stomach that sort of thing

my parents still think I have a chance lol

All one big meme

no its not a joke
21 year old virgin

Shit show fake laughter, Tapinas is clearly a leftist

At least he's not a virgin.

rofl

Rad, did you train as anything or drive straight into obscurity?

Virgin male is a social construct invented by manipulative roasties to force people do things they don't like

loser

straight after school mein freund

I've considered going to tafe for an apprenticeship or something but meh, I'm too autistic of a trainreck so I don't think it will work out

Genuinely can't believe anyone who is at least 6/10 and can hold a conversation without insulting the other person would still be a virgin post 20 if they had any interest in the opposite sex

>Orbiter, I don't have any money, but you will pay for me, right? I mean, a real man would pay with no question

Good for him desu.
When you guys really think it's harder to stay a virgin than not.
Us virgins are the master race.

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>fucking women =/= committing to relationship and paying for them

You can go to a club, bring a birdie to your home shag and dump, but I guess you're virgin head can't comprehend this.

Pretty good overall
Although if you use facebook you'd know 90% of the show's content before the release

You underestimate my power level mate

related

Just become a pro gaamer, esports are coming baby

>fucking random women from clubs
Enjoy "your" children and your HIV after a few months

video games are a meme

>Enjoy "your" children and your HIV after a few months

I know condom technology hasn't arrived to Russia yet, but get it with times already I mean cmon it's 2016.

I heard Lithuanians are immune to HIV.

nice 63s

thanks

Live the meme dream, evo 2017 baby

What is that even meant to do?

>oh, user, your condom has probably had hole in it or something, anyway, that's yours son, Givi

some ripoff, nothing original and there's a guy that says when people should laugh plus fake laughter

I see contraception hasn't reached Russia too

spaghetti packer

>allowing your partner to take the pill jew

ntr'd cuck

Things like this don't really happen here, it's not Russia where everyone tries to scam everyone. It's now mandatory in Russia to have dash cams because retarded Russians purposely jump in front of cars and later ask for monetary compensation for injuries.

Tapinas doesn't give a shit about fake laughter and clapping cards. He even parodied that in the last show.

True, Tapinas does promote leftism and proimmigration.

youtube.com/watch?v=zkz8CGT0-kw

>the most pure person on the planet (Jesus) dies being a virgin
I think this is the right way.

>implying every girl takes contraception pills

Jesus didn't masturbate to anime tho.

Nah, drivers usually just call for an ambulance and drive away

>not saving yourself for marriage

What a time to be alive, truly our blessings outnumber those of Jesus

pppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
kek

Proofs?

I want to be a virgin again
life was simpler

Its a good thing i dont.

It's late, goodnight. Stay living boiz

FUCK you

The Romanovs were Lithuanian
night bby

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I wish people replied to me otherwise it looks like ill have to take my tripcode off and bait people that way

eating griķi with maltās gaļas mērci

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>maltās gaļas
:DDD
>he eats minced dick

tik vēlu? resnis atrasts

tikko tik mājās tiku

vakariņas tak jāpaēd

ko svētdienā tik vēlu var darīt? tas ir ģimenes un/vai draudzenes laiks! tu tak negribētu lai viņa neapmierināta staigā apkārt??

>draudzenes laiks

nē, paldies

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nesaki ka tev tādas nav

Only for u bb
>fakju.lt/EA2

and your thoughts?

>viņš labprāt pavada katru savas dzīves minūti kāda kompānijā

es labāk svētdienās atpūšos

accidentally closed a tab and now I forgot what it was haha

hello I'm 2 years old where is my ban?

es labāk svētdienās iznesu musaru un nopērk rauga mīklu

you can reopen it or check history tbqh haha

trakais
tu arī esi traks
izcilas vardes

>haha
hūhū

aha

What about my toughs? Dont you dare to analyze me

i smell funky fresh nice

firefox has "undo close tab" if you right click anywhere on the tab bar btw

wtf
i didnt call you stupid, i called you a madman

stoopid google

>firefox

enjoy your daily BBC rations and shitty slow browser

doesn't your browser have "recently closed tabs" section?
Opera master race btw

Enjoy your botnet and no tree style tabs

Objectively the best and most customizable browser.

>slow
lol nigga just buy a new pc nigga

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>Objectively

It's literally the slowest browser out of the mainstream ones.

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Guys, guys, guise
Just stop using shit browsers and upgrade to Opera

My man >