/brit/

Me and the mandem last night

qt brit bf with perked arse and big willy when

fuck off

has tim moved into his new place yet? I think the eviction is today or tomorrow

reading some de beauvoir to impress the potential gf

confirmed for never going onto britpol

youtube.com/watch?v=vDCaNBEvWG0

Alri lads

hiro should nuke himself is what he should do

lost all respect for that slimy nip cunt after today

absolutely dire posts

>ask girl out
>she says she can't at the moment
>she changes the topic and continues talking to me

fucking why you slag stop this

anyone watching high maintenance
doggo episode was CUTE :3

so what's the deal

hiro can't run the site anymore or he just wants more personal money?

its on the 4th

You CONSTANTLY obsess over Korea and Korean girls.

Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.

1, 3, 4, 2

You can't even get a £20 first class ticket

off to burger king lads

very low self esteem today

people at work keep asking me when i'm going to come in and shoot the place up

think again

just report and ignore them

girls have a literal biological need for attention

so even though she doesnt want to actually take the time to go out with you she will still milk you for the little bit of extra attention she craves because theres no downside to doing so

thats why mate

...

Jesus that is one horrendous looking individual.

Is she allergic to good plastic surgery or something

*bursts into /brit/*
*starts dabbing*

woweee what a nice kot

>looking for a harry potter thread on Cred Forums to post something on it
>browse /brit/
>go back
>theres a HP thread with 270+ posts

post bedrooms

doing a first episode watch now

Got the Shanghai-Kowloon through train (20hrs IIRC) with my own private ensuite room for £90

*turns on blues & twos*
alright mate pull over

youtube.com/watch?v=iN7naLLeB0A

Revenue has always been a problem for Cred Forums, I remember moot saying the site barely breaks even. I guess he can't afford to keep the site afloat anymore.

Infinite chan migration when?

told you, £20

The combination of beef, cheese and bacon is the pinnacle of human cuisine

it's quite reddit ngl
full on gay bumsex in the second episode and a storyline about a moslem girl being rebellious and stuff

failed nofaptober

like a drink =! like the men from the region that drink comes from

hmm

bread is so bad for you

...

the fuck

source

why did they give the """woman""" a mustache

what the fuck is wrong with black people

>splitting Wanderer above the Sea of Fog into 3 different panels

gross

yeast, flour, salt and water

british panel shows are fucking terrible. i know american comedies are shit, but jesus is this really supposed to be funny??

is she gonna sit on my face at any point?

reeeee
why is it taking like 2 minutes to load a fucking captcha

the best gimmicks are posted every waking second

brexit is so bad for you

In chicago i get $10 tickets for 2 hours to Michigan, not really that weird desu

PPRRR

ah yes, china

the used to be better
now they are just milking the same shit over and over

only to braindead calcified normie peons

works on my machine ;^D

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

My friend watches them all the time, I don't have the heart to tell him he's a massive fucking pleb and the comedians are basically living gimmicks.

...

very good post

>She likes English tea
>therefore she would fuck me
toplelmao these poor deluded souls

how do you do that?

bender

none of those things are bad for you

bent post

I actually quite like Owen 'The Cuck' Jones after watching his Youtube channel a bit

t. Big Loaf bread lobby

...

if I were hiroshima I would put shitloads of ads everywhere on the website so that I could actually make money

...

nice guy just wrong on practically every prediction . the channel is only good for the guests

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

Have an ad block detector that makes the captcha impossible if someone has an ad block installed

you can't make it impossible, only more difficult

ha ha xD

watching dads army

is this blocked in the uk: youtube.com/watch?v=YqAiDbfhGwk

My pineal gland has been active for about 3 months now. I dunno if you'd call this "meditation", but if I focus a bit, I can easily get my pineal gland engorged (though not "vibrating", as I've read) to where the pressure is nearly unbearable.

I do seem to have an increased intuition these past few months, but is there more to it? What's my next step here?

snap

hes a nice lad but he'll still get whats coming on the day of the rope
he'd happily flood this country with muslims

you never know with women

my old oneitis basically went through a period of not talking to me for weeks, then texting me out of the blue, when she was craving attention. managed to actually fuck her once when she texted me out of the blue and i went out with her. then went back to only texting me sporadically after that.

point is dont try and understand women, theyre an enigma. they could do anything at any time. youre never firmly in the friend zone or out of it. its all a meme.

so is captcha an image recognition crowdsource thing

they should make it so I can gift Cred Forums passes to posts like this

add since4pass into the options

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

third eye is itchy as fuck lads

tumour

Do you reckon that she knows that I don't want to talk?

o-ok

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

>images over 350kb will display an ad for a few seconds before showing the enlarged image

yeah and reduce filesize limits and save money by having a fucking slow server
he means if you have ad block then no captcha appears so you can't post

>1kb

shant be opening that

watching girls eat food on twitch.tv

do you reckon any one gives a shit?

utter teenage shite.

>tfw have the money for a chon pass but don't want to give myself more reasons to use this site

link?

...

the goal wife

is there any truth to the old rumour that if you send a packet of crisps back to the company that made them saying they were shit and you want your money back they'll send you about 10 boxes of them totally free?

all tangled up

>Be gay
>Be in favour of flooding your country with homophobes
If you keep on turning left then eventually you end up where you started

nyash1996

Hi, lads. How are you today?

Yeah

t.Dad runs a crisp factory

Eat shit and die, cunts.

I'm intrigued if this works but I have a feeling that it won't

no

t.Dad runs a crisp factory

>the "I've grown tired of being shagged in club toilets and have turned to woo, spirituality and yoga" starter pack

comfy

warm, you?

Bill Bailey is great in the Two Towers

No

t. lay's shareholder

I've literally experienced train jams in NYC in the bottleneck of tunnels that run between downtown manhattan and downtown brooklyn.

Not warm tbqh

i dislike how the t. meme has been completely corrupted and warped from what it actually means.

happens to all memes though.

if you don't want Cred Forums to die, you are a newfag

How long will it take for it to become clear that Brexit was a horrible, horrible mistake?

I think it may happen in before Brexit is even enacted.

my brother emailed wham bar saying that his wham bar had none of those sugary lumps in it so they sent him 2 boxes of them

haha some famous gamer youtuber twat died in a car crash and the normies are losing their shit

It happened to me the first time I took the tube from Euston to Victoria
it was fucking boiling

I've just realised my mistake and am deeply sorry.

love these 80s ads

youtube.com/watch?v=nedVpG-GjkE

who else /england/ here

Pewdiepie?

which one?

which one

Me

feeling benevolent towards the malevolent runts

Hey bongs plz vote in my poll
strawpoll.me/11348996/r
strawpoll.me/11348996/r
strawpoll.me/11348996/r
strawpoll.me/11348996/r
strawpoll.me/11348996/r

You guys are tough as fuck. I was in Irkutsk last November and it was already about -16 with knee deep snow, very difficult to walk the icy streets and cars that ignore all traffic signals sliding all over the place, would probably kill myself if I spent a whole winter there.

wrap up warm and become /comfy/

Literally never heard of him.

think on

At least 100,000 years.

(after the collapse of the first United Kingdom galactic empire and it's 100-millenia reign prosperity and fruitful harvests).

goal gf

My dad works at a chocolate factory and he gets free boxes of chocolate hahahahaha

>/r
things that will be done
>
things that will NOT be done
>answering this poll

need a jap gf

Harvests of what?

not sure whats the context of this

...

>that hairline

hmm

Phizzurp

Never heard one of him as I'm not pathetic enough to watch youtubers but it's blowing up on twitter so he must have been quite well known

uncle used to work at cadbury's and he'd come back with buckets of minieggs
want some now desu

call him a fat cunt for me yeah

the EU isn't doing very well imo

brexit was the best option

the rasheeds

I pack your dad's chocolate box desu

Ayran blood

space crops

I will be friends with Russian people.

my city has a closed rapid transit system where no lines share tracks with each other, the only room for delays is if the train actually breaks down

my train to london

You will NEVER have access to the bottom left image

where the fuck do you go to uni cuz

there are so many at this point I doubt I'll even have heard of him

twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/781263804948774912

hmmm makes me think

the second we leave, there will be daily terrorist attacks, electricity and water supplies will be flaky at best in London and South East, with the rest of the country being much worse, everyone is going to lose their jobs, the government will collapse and be replaced by total tribal anarchy

It will be extremely painful

Is that Diego Costa?

it's tragic when someone dies young

JANNY DELETE THIS OBSCENE CONTENT

never heard of him

>deutsche bank collapses
>eurozone goes into meltdown again
>nobody will accept Germanys austerity measures again
>far left and far right parties elected all over Europe
>EU collapses

Post fucking machines first

why are those runts hogging the white mans leg room when there are unoccupied bunks available?

4u

youtube.com/watch?v=yZd_gS-Gm0E

>to call urself nyasha
she isn't nyasha.

is this true? seems awfully depressing

going to do a poo

wish me luck

twitter.com/adriannalemuss/status/782612317896712196

How do I get codeine lads?

My train to /brit/

4 u

noticed there are 2 easily triggered Cred Forums users here

one posts with an irish flag
the other is harder to detect...

>far left and far right parties elected all over Europe

my literal dream. I want the 1930s back

blud nothing better than true love

what are the runtiest of runt mens clothing brands ?

Where do you live in Yankland?

B O U R N V I L L E
R
U
M

>the British Empire is reestablished
>England wins the world cup

Did someone say train?

superdry

>Yakutsk record low: -64.4 degrees

google codeine linctus
buy it

>baby died
>better take a selfie haha

Will NEVER understand normies

No.

great britrain

Seattle

tfw trains are fucked and have to get a bus replacement that's gonna take double the time

cunts

stop to repost this post, yankee.

business plan: solve the gravity equation and harness it to invent hovering trains that soar the air at hypersonic speeds

why do you have a pic of a small dick saved to your phone

yeah its true

no ones replying to me

is this blocked in the uk:
youtube.com/watch?v=YqAiDbfhGwk

*hands you a leaflet*

On an MD comedown feeling kind of down and depressed

carhart

...

someone give that man a nationalised british rail

absolutely despise everyone from your shitty corrupt country. fuck russia

fuck russia. fucking hate russians

I accidently moved it over from the camera album

me on the top reading the guardian

You know those people who get paid to hand out promotional pamphlets? Why don't they just put the whole lot in the bin and say they handed them out???

Same lad

stop this

russians are our friends

ye

Yes it is blocked within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

went on holiday to spain 2 months ago and the looky looky man tried to sell me a gucci watch, one bombed the cunt and stole his jeans

rude

dude I'm soo high rn too lol XD

Anyone got the link for when Tim gets assaulted by the APC bloke

business plan: solve the gravity equation and harness it to transcend the human flesh prison and live as a pure energy being in the fifth dimension

Wypolerowany
You, yeah?

bit tight mate

Trains

Not really what I was getting at with that post but okay you yank eejyt

>pay for BBC

cant watch BBC

ah yes

test

as i suspected

Looks fairly cozy and rural

I ask as I imagine it's different depending on where you live/ I suppose outdoor shit in the UK isn't quite as dire as that chap mentioned, but our environment and stuff is fairly tame. There's a fair amount of sailing and kayaking you can do for example and hiking in the Highlands, but going """"hunting""""" in the UK is preposterous, like fox hunting.

why has russia become a party issue in the usa lads

their government is a corrupt shithole, the people are alri, so the usa government should undermine the corrupt shithole and the people are alri

Buy it off the dark web markets. Bit pricey though. I reckon 28x 60mg will cost you about £25 at least.

Alternatively, buy a load of Nurofen Plus and CWE it.

british columbia highway 99

Sometimes they have people going round checking and some have numbers on

ahhhh yes

Russians are nice people unlike Americans.

testing yank proxy

hmmm
twitter.com/adriannalemuss/status/782399398802096128

youtube.com/watch?v=te-nq9A8Ops

>CWE

crack fiend shit, but it works. Used to buy OTC 8mg codeine pills with caffeine in them

...

hands up don't shoot
pants down don't loot

despise non-whites

TRUMP BTFO

>painting on walls is evbil

oh vey it's a white genocide

the Democrats are using any excuse to save their campaign

luckily people aren't falling for it

jack and jones

Been thinking about buying some spray paint and writing some nasty things about pakis and poles at night

Kinda scared of getting caught though

Or get a bottle of linctus with 600mg of codeine in it for about £3.99 legally

CWE is beyond pathetic

i know someone who does this, they say if they can't make a certain amount of money from customers you get sacked

how cool it would be if he literally was as racist as they say he is

isn't hillary ahead in the polls?

1)swim began to feel worse, as things started to feel real bad
2)swim found it hard to sleep, and thoughts were racing through his mind.
3)swim feels so depressed as he is scared this will never go away, swim is not him self anymore.
4)swim feels sick, feels like vomiting, has a flu like symptoms from his nose as he sleeps. nose blocks.
5) anxiety, and paranoia when thinking about it. makes my heart go fast.

got a dodgy barnet lads

was in chicago waiting at a crossing opposite the trump tower there when a local randomly told me how much he hated the TRUMP logo "fuckin eyesore man"

tu
george
no
you could easily look it up for yourself tho

are you in Italia for the whole year?

cant imagine how harsh it would be in your bootlicker country to get caught

cant you not even say you dislike muslims in public?

haven't wanked in 5 (five) days

>Russians are nice

only in rigged polls that assume hillary will win every swing state, which she won't

trolleybuses

is he okay?

The life and spirit is being sucked out of me. I used to work really hard at uni, but now am doing nothing. I used to play with my kids all the time, but now I am sticking them in front of the telly. I used to have a house that was in reasonable order, but now it looks like it has been picked up, turned upside down, and then put back again. I always do heroin to bring me down even though I don't like it.

Despite having done it a lot of times, I'm still always sick. I have 5 buckets of sick on top of my wardrobe upstairs. My toilet is blocked up but I haven't bothered to unblock it. I don't ever leave the house. I am turning into a disgusting skank. I hate myself. What am I doing? I don't want to need crack 24/7 like I need cigarettes. But I see myself becoming a full blown addict. My kids could be taken away from me! Why am I doing this? I hate myself. I'm disgusted with myself.

>tfw can't afford an Islamophobia License

le funny meems xD

Just like Remain was.

that building is one of my favorite in the city

noting better than being in love lads

*trumps on you*

me and the lads

twitter.com/adriannalemuss/status/782612317896712196
decent looking bird

nice tie

>the normtrons are entering the post ironic stage

no for just a few months, yes, just a few, months

howling

Probably would be quite severe desu
Was thinking about writing 'GAS THE PAKIS' in an underpass by where I work where's the quite a lot of pakis around

Also would make my howl knowing that paki girl from payroll would have to walk past it

...

the polls were pretty split
the odds were heavily on remain

trumps behind in polls and money

>CWE is beyond pathetic
Absolutely nothing wrong with it, you fat paki

RIGHT WINGERS BTFO

VAPOURWAVE WASN'T MADE FOR YOU

blyat

One person dead after plane crash in Norfolk

english twats deserved it

You're a fucking muppet if you think the moon landings were faked.

The feeling of someone being in love with you?

No idea what that feels like though

that person BTFO

careful theres a russian about

post the Cred Forums collage

>Attention whoring his death
wew lad

youtube.com/watch?v=VFCyvrj32Mk

dont care what he thinks

no the evil Russian savages got him
pure scum

better not be my gay

ran up and down the stairs in my apartment 30 times
calves are killing
legs feel like jelly

Doubt he gives a shit

i mean yeah when it goes both way
being in love wit no love in return is death

le arse should be doing better than this

looks like a dumb chav slut

pick up a spare Italian gf for me x

Taking on the controversial issues I see lad

*gets out my $10 walmart telescope*
*looks at the moon*
*zooms in extra good*
*notices the reflective laser panel NASA placed on the surface*

definitely not faked

me

Oh come on he didn't even get it that bad

*awaiting barrage of Bane/CIA references*

hi m8s how are you

>he wears branded clothing
runt life

looks like he got VIBED

youtube.com/watch?v=YOhQp8ENmzs

ah yes unlike the benevolent england fans

>english tried to act hard
>got battered

talk shit get hit

Another paddy snaparoo

bet he does

for every person that dies, you're 1 place higher on the leaderboard

Edgy

great thx how are you

yeah some people are just out and out narcissists

>friendly

ohayu chile-san

does anyone lift in britain? This is how i picture every brits body. No lifting culture

yes yanks are fat

>This post
>"Tried to act hard"
kek

>paddy will unironically defend these uncivilised savages

Thing with Codeine Linctus is that you can only get it online and the pharmacies will only sell you one bottle every three months.

Who's number one?

show some fucking respect

think i might share a pic of my computer chair that i've been sitting in for almost 10 years

not so fine as I would like

listening to that new level unlocked record by Alkaline. pretty good. dancehall is nice

does she mean infant or bf

>comments about battering English "animals"

Bit racist

I hate it when normbots talk about "vibes" and i also hate cageniggers so i'm glad he was feeling good vibes before his body got compacted in a cage like the ape he is

Bet he was drink driving

Micks know nothing but primitive violence themselves, what did you expect?

hes doing the 'pretend to be straight' gimmick again

how so very droll

por que no

try again mate

:( why?

me

Depends
I went to a posh school and no one there lifted
But there's a definite lifting culture among working class people, at least in recent years

Edgy

an italian woman born in 1899

kek
I remember watching some football hooligan show and an English hooligan was complaining that the gardai just beat the shite out of them unlike the english police

Why do Cred Forums laugh at SJW's etc when they are such soft cunts?

Any mention of them in a bad way and you get idiotic replies for days

you have no idea what gender I identify as

because I'm an idiot that doesn't use his time properly and I have been waiting for a bus for 1 hour to sell some shit

also because I slept 4 hours

Call me edgy but a dead call of duty streamer and cagenigger is a good thing for the world

>Why do Cred Forums laugh at SJW's etc when they are such soft cunts?
>Any mention of them in a bad way and you get idiotic replies for days

Couples booking, first threesome as a pro, careful vetting at first spoke to the lady who was lovely, met in a hotel the man was the boss and ordered his partner to have her wicked way with me, a kind of pecking order he was top, followed by her and I was the lowly slave. Received a good spanking and paddling, oral fun with all toy shows and of course pleasing the top man. Little bruised this morning but this was all agreed as I will not be working for the next week. Just the sort of session I have had in my private life before and being naturally a sub something I love.

E
d
g
y

Hopefully it'll dull with age

>A car wash at a Tesco store was found using undocumented Romanian workers who were paid half the minimum wage.

hmm yes but immigrants dont bring down wages

dont want trump to win lads
think he might

Because SJWs and Cred Forums are just two sides of the same shitty coin

>Micks know nothing but primitive violence themselves, what did you expect?

The anti Irish Aussie is posting this cringe shite at 4 in the morning. What a nolife sadcunt he must be.

A Train Gets Stuck In Bushes, Pretends Everything Is OK

the teeth girl

traveling to old world countries feels like going back in a time machine. all your buildings are so fucking old and crumbling. rent a "flat" and all of them have chipped old paint with shitty old flooring and appliances.

I love the history aspect, but having older shittier things just dont appeal to me. Your plumbing is fucking terrible as well

going to make diner

i used to be hyper compassionate in my youth but it made me depressed, hating most of the things and people on this earth made me happier

>tfw Cred Forums might be shutting down or at least some of it's boards
youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI

fuck off yank

@65633494
>Being this much of a runt
I will not give you the satisfaction

we need to defend our native hand car-washing industry

Where can I buy some spray paint from lads?
Need it to do some racist graffiti with

Edgy

There really is no saving you then, you'll always be that weird outcast. Bit sad

probably went there to hide during the german invasion or one of stalins purges and got lost and never made it back to his rail yard, poor sod

I have similar views to a lot of things the alt right says but I wouldn't call myself alt right
self described alt rightists are usually right wing sjws

why not? trump's better for europe

Railway at night

Someone make an early nu, we've been getting away with it all day.

spooky

>reading comprehension

I said most. Do you think I don't have friends or something? I just keep my circle small and close-knit. Its nicer that way.

Why?

the gf

ABAs btfo

This

Let some scrotes do the work instead of immigrants and it might instil a little discipline!

>end of the weekend already

how? trump will probably wreck the Irish economy if he manages to pull back all the businesses who pay taxes here

poor janny has been busy having kittens about getting a paycut because of hiros mismanagement

DIY shops

...

i'm a huge retard sometimes but then i have occasional moments of brilliance

i imagine it's not much different for anyone else

new

Its pretty obvious you dont have friends

havent seen a tesco with a car wash in years. they\re all independent near me

...

she's a jizz bin

>projection

wew lad

...

i haven't heard anything about this

i thought most of the anti-trump fearmongering within europe is due to his NATO policy(making countries pay their end of the bargain), and some conspiracy theories that he's buddies with Putin

>undermining nato
>withdrawing from the wto
>pissing off europes muslims
>openly hostile towards china

ah yes
good for europe

good work

alri

Bad for continental Europe
Bad for tax haven Ireland
Good for post brexit Britain

>pissing off europes muslims
this is a good thing

amazon.co.uk/Orange-Owillem-Jacket-Small-Manufacturer/dp/B01FFRV06U/

want this

ah yes muslims are tons of fun when they're pissed off

the more they act up the more people they turn against them the more likely anti paki legislation gets passed the more likely they all fuck off