/brit/

wales edition

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korean pop

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>his last tweet

lad tried to fight me last night

told him to fuck off haha

cara 2bh lads

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business idea: dissolve tescos

What happens in Wales? Is it worth visiting?

this 2bh

trust the jocks, you'll get rocked

33832non meme country edition

almost battered some beta male that was by himself at a pub

He ran away and said "f-fuck off mate"

the so called gf

LOVE
THE
TAFFS
lads

Ahh yes, communism

horrible slags and drunks at weekends in cardiff. everywhere else is barren

on the whole, grim

feel really bad for him Tbh

pretty much his career over

the endz

why dont autists understand that the first properly formatted /new/ is the /new/?

Having a think

>SimCity 2000

Oh, no, you're wrong. SOCIALISM.

youtube.com/watch?v=-nQGBZQrtT0

This is really fucking good

They have everything spot on

Mad how much of an anamoly jeanne calment was. and her mutant genes are gone forever because both her daughter and grandson died at age 36.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people

*a loud, wooden creaking can be heard miles away*

*suddenly a loud, thunderous crack whips through the air with a calamitous pressure wave*

think he's only gone and done his nut

sophie 2bh lads

what happened to madeleine mccann? Is she just another child celebrity that disappeared off the face of the earth?

unironically eating some hot pockets lads
VERY nice I must say

this looks mega comfy
why is russia so ordnung and equal

the valleys are south wales you pleb

he scammed people plain and simple
theres nothing to feel sorry for

the media is going to have a field day when they shut down Cred Forums

i think trump is talking a lot of shit about europe because their media has done nothing but bash on him for months now.

president trump would be a lot different

same.
I do not understand people who don't like it.
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

very, very doubtful. why would you even think that?

You ever do it lads when you're riding the train you look out the window and look for spots that are close enough to the track and accessible enough that you could hide behind it and the train driver wouldn't see you then you could pop out at the last second and lay your neck on the tracks and the train would go over you before the driver could apply the brakes and stop the train?

Haha me neither.

most of the oldest yanks are actually black women. superslaves you might say.

think he was a victim of hype

Ok here's what we do

>delete /gif/ or merge it
>delete all porn boards or merge them
>stop archiving really fast boards, just keep them for 24h
>delete Cred Forums
>stop having month old threads sitting on /hr/ and possibly /wsg/ get rid of them faster

hype that he created

not much 2bh. The scenery is nice though.

russia is fucking terrible. I've taken a train through and its just depressing grey commieblock after commieblock

nothing against russians themselves but its definitely one of the most depressing and ugly countries ive ever been, and I've been all over

just do it in the dark then nobody will notice anything until the train pulls into the depot and there's some guts in the undercarriage

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I agree haha

i meant everything north of the m4 desu

there's literally no point in archiving when third parties like 4plebs and desuarchive do it better

Mexican for tea lads.

>d-delete /p-pol/

arse blasted redditors getting this upset

How are you lads holding up

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

amin yashed

nah Cred Forums is good in small doses
all they need to is delete every porn board and merge some of the anime boards

Phone posting is the true cancer.

If we ban phone posting we'll also ban a good amount of normies.

Don't understand why commies love pakis and refugees so much

Socialism could actually be good if this country wasn't overpopulated with shitskins who don't pull their weight

what's the point

it's pretty obvious this slanty eyed fucker just bought it to try and sell it on at a higher price to a big company

>bottle of water
>probably warm

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

lmao

For how many reps can you bench your bodyweight? 7 here (80kg)

can't believe that nazi germany actually looked like this x

there is literally no difference between Cred Forums and r/The_Donald

this is a normie general you mong

when you grow up a bit it becomes more obvious. until then dont worry about it.

i don't have any cups, so i just refill the bottle.

absolutely disgusting

what are those abominations on the left

I suspect the arse pain from Cred Forumstards if it were deleted would far outweigh the arse pain currently felt by some people atm 2bh

no
t. holds shares in tesco

wish I had the courage to answer the door for a chipper lads

Cred Forums should be deleted because it uses too much bandwidth (for the servers) and there's little to no quality content

So it would appear as if I'm an "INTP" on that personality test gimmick

Same as Chopin and Beethoven

Reminder that if you don't support Cred Forums you are a reddit

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Delete /hr/ if anything. It must take up a disproportionate amount of bandwidth compared to the page views

>Commercial about why I should join the military comes on every day multiple times

Ah yes, this isnt propaganda

so-called girl by any chance?

Anyone got a torrent of this?

how do you acquire a flat there? are they govt owned or private?

t. Barry 'Bazza' Smith the cheeky rent-a-tradesman who does odd jobs cash in hand

Home made torilla chips.

same here

That looks: SHIT

>movies
FOY

Cred Forums are the biggest crybabies though

youre a terrible cook

this

It's because of your mentality, I guess. Some of the commieblocks look pretty good.
It's beautiful, I agree with you, but it isn't comfy so.
During socialism it was free.

howling

I will buy a pass

>bose remote

good lad

>bender

bad lad

It's pretty sad seeing this site actually be on it's last leg. "Don't forget you're here forever". Not fucking likely now tbqh lads.

>actually going on r/The_Donald to know the difference

get fucked you reddit twat

it didnt but he wanted to build it x

>no markus hausen
won't be picking this one up

a lot of them blame capitalism on things which are just your average nigger behaviour

good lad

Katherine Ryan and Faye Brooks on The Chase

>tfw got permabanned whilst signed into my pass

do you think it'll work if i buy a new one, obviously the card i used would be linked to the ban but not the IP

They taste fine, expecially with the guacamole.

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>some lad took time out of his day to make this

the mind boggles

>russian propaganda thread

fuck off.

going brass gaff tonight

bose is a meme
it's below Apple Tier

what do you actually get permanently banned for except for CP?

nonce

6:38pm and I still haven't got out of bed apart from to collect the beans and toast from mummy

not very good at this life malarkey

they will just delete a few boards and things will go smooth
or put some more ads

haha y-yeah what an idiot

found the wog

>cheer bear
what did he mean by this?

there literally is

good lad

Why the fuck would I buy a pass when Im still at the mercy of the janny and his non appeal-able short term bans? static IP over here

Everyone is a comrade + "socialism in one country" just flat-out doesn't work + during the Cold War the Ruskies liked to throw around the racism card and tried to incite racial violence in cunts like the U.S., it's a big reason why Eisenhower pushed ahead with desegregation in a lot of areas. He feared the communists would infiltrate the U.S. through the oppressed and growing black population, something he was pretty right to suspect when you look at the civil rights movement in the 60s 2bh

some other things too but I know no cunt reads posts longer than two lines in /brit/

not as autistic as me

youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4

So has Tim moved house?

who?

Horrible booking with a very strange bloke.Said he hadn't been with a woman before and to be honest I expected him to be a no show I wished he had been.

When he arrived he then asked if I recorded my clients then told me a fairy story about how he was actually gay and normally just went with men but wanted to try a woman.Clearly utter shit because he was so awful at even kissing (felt like I was being poked in the face hard by his lips rather than a kiss) I doubt he had been with anyone male or female!

He asked for 69 (Yeah I'm sure a gay man would want to have a pussy in his face like that on his first time) and then kept prising my arse and fanny open like he was inspecting me from the inside.

The sex was a total ordeal from behind.He couldn't seem to work out that my hole was below my clit and when he got in he rammed like it was going out of fashion.He then laid on his back and asked if I'd fuck without a condom.
Was so glad when I managed to make him cum and get him out of the door.

*takes off Bose noise cancelling headphones*

hm?

yeah he's moved to a padded cell

aa

had chinese hotpot last night
got to say I really liked it
I also liked how it's all you can eat
shame the menu is not only in Chinese, but traditional Chinese

what are clouds even up to up there

i posted a picture of some slags and tried to rekindle the 'gagging for 15 year old fanny' gimmick

the girls in the pic were like 17 or so don' think janny liked my comment

firmly of the opinion that canadians are the worst posters on Cred Forums

Kino

bloke who made no mans sky

posting to tell you that i read your entire post and was disappointing it just trailed off at the end

when the paki in the shop tries to flog you some Ferrero Rocher but can't say Ferrero Rocher
No mate, I don't want any fererere today, ta

I-it tasted really nice though. How am I supposed to make refried beans look nice?

>There are people ITT that have paid to fuck women like this before

this is actually quite good though

BEST gimmick

great post

It'll drive people away
>malicious ads

what's that?

stupid boy

literally become a "regular client" to a prozzie lads because I visited her twice while drunk

she's added me to her whatsapp and i get messages at like 1am every 2-3 days offering a half price shag, presumably when business is going slow

the bad thing is she's not even that great a shag and she doesn't give head without a johnny

not particularity please about this

continue

post this on Cred Forums

would genuinely get triggered by the British Army ads the UK channels during the Iraq/Afghan wars showing clips of soldiers using xbox controllers to guide robots/drones etc as a recruiting tool

still think there was something profoundly nefarious about that

How is it

this is your life now

>reviewbrah commented on this

Is he one of us?

would but I'm going to the pub in 15 minutes haha

shitty video game

source for these?

>subscriptions
>Gormy 'Rafi' Scrotebag
>Tim
>Sargon of Akkad
>Limmy

Reviewbrah here AMA

should just make a list of the most popular boards and delete the ones with no quality content
or vote for boards to be deleted

>Ireland gets UK army adverts

The sun truly never sets

might get a Cred Forums pass lads

or should I just kill myself for even considering it?

just did a really hot fart

yeah didn't you know?

he comes on Cred Forums and here

>During socialism it was free.
what if you were a real shitty or feckless tenant?

I get them from the british army and I cant even join it lol

Anyone else hate this woman on Countryfile? You can just tell she absolutely hates being outdoors and getting stuck in.

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I think you can lad

bought a Cred Forums pass when they first came out like 2012-13 but it's just a shit gimmick really

the time you spend waiting for the cooldown is enough to solve the captcha anyway

if they added some decent features I would buy another

>visiting the same prossie more than once

not convinced that wales actually exists

its called having Sky

get it out

Do it

It makes life a lot easier

prefer not to say

This is good, but the font and the text overlay is shit. You let it linger too long over the footage.

8/10 though

the only lad I know who did it had an english dad
im not sure regular irish citizens can

no, i just turn the tv over if its something i dont like. you need to calm down a lot.

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I needed a shag and she was the number I had in my phone

Then you would have had to publicly condemn

How do we fix Cred Forums lads?

She looks like someone who grew up in a city

me on the map

saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=19487.1065

He's been lurking /brit/ for months. One yank was claiming to be reviewbrah but never posted proofs. He must monitor the threads because that comment was posted within hours of the video being uploaded. He's commented other time vids that have been uploaded here too. No idea whether he actually posts.

Unironically subbed sargon when I was 17 and haven't watched for a couple of years.

Don't even use that channel except to upload meme content.

>he isn't subscribed to limmy
Enjoy your Only Fools and Horses granddad.

the flood I'll never forget, I have to find the whales

can only post sfw lad

LYTHAM MENTIONED

But I like the programme, just not her.

>Ireland gets ads to join the UK army

fucking howling

id fuck that areshole silly no matter what the primary sexual organ is

idk
would more ads be really that bad?

>He's commented other time vids that have been uploaded here too

Which ones?

I just met up with some friends I used to have when I attended 6th form college, all 5 of them brought their gfs, I felt so out of place.

mom gave me some poached eggs that came out of the chickens literally 20 minutes ago desu

made diner

delete Cred Forums /soc/ /r9k/
maybe Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums
can't delete weeb nonce stuff because it's inherent to the website

I'm intrigued about the gender of this person

it's more like UK channels get Uk army ads and we have some of them due to NI being in the UK.

IN A MOMENT OF DRUNKEN DESPERATION HE STUMBLES TO THE ABODE OF ONE OF THE STREETS' FINEST
[RUNT LIFE]

MESSAGES POURING IN ENTICING OUR HUMBLE PROTAGONIST TO PART WITH HIS PERISHING LOLLY
[RUNT LIFE]

Daily dose of Molyneux

everyone uses adblocker anyway

ads aren't an effective form of revenue any more

I say we make Cred Forums pass-only

That would solve things pretty quickly

??

youtube.com/watch?v=W32HW5xj0bM

I think they're only banned from recruiting in Ireland.

Not sure if ads count

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Thinnest man I've ever seen with a really fat cock, but the foreskin kind of slid over the front of his cock so it looked like a periscope on a submarine!
Had to try very hard not to be freaked out by it lol. Think I prefer sex with the american and jewish men!

Just watched the /brit/ dubbed version of the big lebowski. Had to turn the fucking thing off at 'that's just like your opinion mate'

A meme vid on dormers' channel that I can't find and a few of tims vids

youtu.be/iyHuRX21WLw?list=WL&t=393
Thought this guy was autistic
Was confirmed about 20 seconds after this
You'll know why

delete Cred Forums
containment boards dont work if the place is politically oriented because they just use the place to organize raids and shill campaigns
also treat pepe/wojak as reposts and spam

literally the most hit & miss comedian going

mostly miss

just deFOOd my family on molyneuxs orders lads

>tfw you've probably said 'fuck off yank' to reviewbrah when he posts here

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but Cred Forums is the normie deterrent

t. pleb

this is what philistines say when they can't wrap their tiny nut around 21st century comedy

swear those reddit mongs could buy a pass just to post rorke tings on the internet

Woop woop
That's the sound of da police
Woop woop
That's the sound of the beast

need someone to record this

>calorie-restricting beta males who think their bony legs will ever be as attractive as natural, juicy girl legs

pathetic

proper fuckin tuuuuuuuuune lad

was proper ravin to this down tiger tiger with gaz and the lads on saturday

Add a donation feature
There must be generous Anons even if it's cents by cents

I can smell his posts from a mile out, they are aggressive, autistic and annoying

deleting Cred Forums just means Cred Forums will go full Cred Forums
we're already just a more rational, less serious version of it

>even hookers prefer cut cocks

we still have Cred Forums to do that

Wish I looked like this
Also wish I could touch him in a non-sexual way

youtube.com/watch?v=T0IoDwBxiCU

He posts on /r9k/. There is no documented evidence that he has ever posted in /brit/ or that he would have cause to even know /brit/ exists.

so lonely
so alone

>then everybody will scold you

It's not an awful idea, come up with a few of your own then lads

Off to mass in a couple minutes here lads. Any of you boys need me to do a prayer for you?

rorke

only if they are deformed

all cut cocks look deformed because there is a massive piece of skin missing off them

i must have seen you mate. Was with gaz half the night

A new client well since I'm kinda touring in this part of Yorkshire for the first time, they are all new! American guy with a great mix of sensual and a bit dominant, which I really liked and totally made me gush. He was circumsised, apparently all americans are? It was much more pleasant to work with though without the foreskin, jealous of american women! Normally I discuss full sub/dom bookings, since this just developed naturally I let it run and he was fine to stick to what I was happy with.

I've been educating my youngest Gf on the jews and their liés for an hour. At the end she was like 'is that like people who dont believe in god'. Shz had never seen à jew in hee life.

yeh me thx

its not a normie deterrent anymore
its just shit

Russia is like northern England but somehow even more grim

who the fuck is dormers?

valium was in everything food that i ate

>those feels

>Watching Orange is the New Black
>40-year-old actress is playing her character as a teenager in a flashback

Tripfag tax. Problem solved like that.

none of your business sunshine

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Never signed up for paypal, thinking about it now. Is it worth it, lads?

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Are you leading the life you want to live lads?

This
Hate this dumb fucking meme that he posts here.
/brit/ found tim from reviewbrah not the other way around
I'll happily accept defeat if shows the proof of commenting on dormers channel

Until I see evidence it's all bullshit

Would lick his feet desu

been trying to talk the gf into anal and she accused me of being a bender

>"hire" more mods and janitors to delete Cred Forums garbage
not that hard

yeah that's the metric we should use when deciding whether to chop parts of our body off

bizarro newrorke detected

jog on you cretinous dolmio

no

you do sound a bit bent tbf

The gf

no

Yes, we're similar:3

they will seize your money for no good reason

Ah yes, new jannys

We're still trying to break in the ones from the last wave

yeah kindov

you mean Gormers the gormless runtbag?

would dump a girl if she refused to try anal at some point ngl

Actually this

Make tripping pass-only

nah they jew you out of a percentage everytime you sell something on ebay

they always favour the buyer on ebay too and give them a refund even if you haven't received the item back

>g

>maybe Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums
no

I don't even know what I want out of life, my German friend.

Can I have your gf please? I have 0 desire for anal.

why are the cars nice but the flats are disgusting?

good lass. love a lass that prefers no foreskin. the british girl I hooked up with in amsterdam said she liked the look more as well

been on /brit/ since it started sunshine, just never paid attention to the redditor tripflag crowd

Cred Forums is basically a combination of Cred Forums, /soc/ and /r9k/ at this point. The others you mentioned shouldn't be deleted because they are based on hobbies and interests, not in pure discussion about social relations.

i like you franceposter

you brighten my day

I've asked him to send me the video

Come on Dragons Den with me. Knew it was a good idea but couldn't be arsed telling the chinky.

the actual gf

that's me

good film this
might snuggle into bed with some popcorn and rewatch it tonight

you all need to go back

>tfw use to buy shit from eBay, request a refund and then resell the item

>Gormers

not sure
I'm ok(ish) with where it's going, but I wonder if I had done different things in the past and if I would be happier now

No

hmm let's see
>28
>kissless virgin
>still live with parents
>suicidal alcoholic and benzo addict
>cry every day

>come down off 4F-MPH
>drop an etiz to ease the discomfort

business idea: just keep taking drugs forever and never come down. Literally foolproof.

Boys can be girls too you know.

*enters the thread*

I love u

youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

here we go

I feel disgusting for even opening that

Looks like a dogs arsehole lad

think my mates sister got a tit job

have a fantasy of ball busting one into submission then leaving a hot load in its arse

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enjoy getting on that list

this child's parents need to be strung up desu

hmmmmm
yeah
nah

I guess commieblocks make sense in a communist country

could they not have at least painted them in bright colours or something. grey is NEVER a good motif. not even ironically

Post how shitty your life is. Wnat to see how I stack up

no
flats aren't. Panel houses have minuses, of course, but it isn't "disgusting"

I like traps but trannies are DISGUSTING

everything went south this summer

thoughts

Just booked a holiday to Berlin for 6 nights in a 5 star hotel.

£330 including return flights.

Is that expensive? Never booked anything like this. Feel like Ive been ripped off

it's not that good mate
>28
>not a virgin
>live on my own
>no addictions
>cry most days

>he has seen a lot of dog's arseholes

They could be natty if she's young enough that gravity just haven't had their way with them yet.

do not get people who come to an anonymous imageboard and then try to disclose their identity to everyone

kind of defeats the purpose and should be a permabanable offence

nice

>cry every day
don't know why I'm not at this stage yet 2bh

saw some green ones in Perm

It was all about cramming as many people in as possible, leadership/builders didn't give a rats arse about what the conditions were actually like

For a 5 star hotel, it's meh

Does thailad still exist?
Haven't seen him post in 6 months since I got a job and I'm not doing all nighters on the chon

>in a 5 star hotel.

literally why

>5 star hotel

Super cheap

Usually about £150 per night

Wish I had a willy this big

no he died

Just turned on The Chase. Who is this bollock-emptier contestant? Peng ting.

If you have a dog you do end up seeing their arsehole quite a lot.

Not a fan of the French poster on /brit/. I'd take the mexican or the islandian over him any day, and god knows how shitty they are as posters

if holidays are actually this cheap in europe im moving there now

>19
>semi-virgin
>part time job
>professional shitposter with 5 1/2 years experience
not bad, ngl

What would it be if it wasn't a 5 star hotel?

Where the fuck do I find cheaper flights and hotels then?

I don't want to stay in a hostel but other than that was open to pretty much anything.

Tried loads of websites, cheapest with flights was that 5 star hotel for some reason so went with that.

she has a train load load of slap on her face
Specifically a Class 142, the official train of the Northern Powerhouse, load

they are shit boards with little to no quality content. particularly Cred Forums, the two others are okay for entrance into the field of video games or music

one luv

Oh, I live in Perm. Ask your questions.

post pic

that's Bradley Walsh mate

i fixed it lads

>tfw brexit doesn't happen
>Trump doesn't get elected
>Socialists sweep European elections
>Cred Forums shuts down

am i the only one who has lived multiple years in multiple different countries?

does she need a strapping young English lad to take her to Britain so she can live a better life?

Why is it so huge?

nice

It's largely accepted that he was arrested in conjunction with that western nonce that got done recently in Thailand. Or he fled to greener pastures.

you ever been to the urals?

flights.google.com

you're still young mate

im going to stab you mate shut the fuck up you uggo

no

SHUT THE FUCK UP

No

shit taste pal

eehhhh...

Because his dad's was.

she's called the Baroness and she isn't a contestant

Too late: she went for the big offer and got her shit pushed in. Already off home.

He's currently locked up in a Thai prison awaiting trial for several counts of sex with a child under the age of 10

novo

Traps usually have big willies for some reason

Some people just have it all

youtube.com/watch?v=aPDnKj6NkIk
fascinating insight into australian culture

If I take the train through Russia again I'll visit you

hi

that's dead cheap for a 5* hotel but how old are you? why wouldn't you just stay in a 3 or 4*

commie blocks are always poorly designed

low population density, low quality of life, low walkability, low security

shan't be posting in here

>22 this month
>kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>start working next week at McDonalds
I wish I was American so I could go on a shooting spree.

new thread

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creasing

right lads seems the kikes are voting to close Cred Forums

so I'm back

does that paki cunt ribena still post here? no niggers or any other mudbloods knocking around is there?

Okay lads, here's my recipe for guacamole.

Take two big and RIPE avocados, slice them up and put in a bowl.

Juice three lines (squeeze a little before cutting to make it easier to juice) and add this to the avocado with some salt.

Mash the avocados into a paste with the consistency of porridge. It's actually ideal if it's a bit lumpy.

Mix in diced red onion and tomatoes and enjoy. Eat within about three days.

stop posting this fake titted rotter

Nah, i haven't. But i want to.

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>uggo
>when I'm a solid 7.5-8/10 who've slept with 100+ différent women
>ah yes the eternal frogo

USE THE PREXISTING ONE, CUNT.

>24 this month
>kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>Earn £32k a year in my job
I must have a pretty repulsive personality desu

SORRY CUNT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

Business idea people Would click on the fucking ads if they weren't so insulting.
>Ah yes my interests revolve around fleshlights and masturbating about animé characters.

doing a think 2bh lads

kek

>been posting on Cred Forums since 2008
>hiroshimoot is threatening to shut us down