/brit/

don't try and speak sense to him mate

he'll just call you a normie and piss himself in anger

do one you cunt

New punter with a cock that resembled a button mushroom, ridiculously small. Usually when guys are not well blessed,they at least try to compensate by giving oral,but not this guy. I was so glad he had only booked me for half hour and not an hour

piss off reddit

how long have you been stalking these girls mate? must be years now

state of your fucking life

Fuck off.

heheheh

great post

As a blairite I have no one to vote for. After corbynism and brexit, the closest thing for me is SNP. So I hope you're happy.

Why do australians pretend to hate yanks so much online? I've been to both the UK and Australia.

The anti-american sentiment somewhat exists in the UK, although its mostly just banter. But it simply doesn't exist at all in Australia. I've met hundreds of them and hardly any even give a shit about americans, let alone hate them.

Is it just to fit in with brits?

Okay lads, here's my recipe for guacamole.

Take two big and RIPE avocados, slice them up and put in a bowl.

Juice three lines (squeeze a little before cutting to make it easier to juice) and add this to the avocado with some salt.

Mash the avocados into a paste with the consistency of porridge. It's actually ideal if it's a bit lumpy.

Mix in diced red onion and tomatoes and enjoy. Eat within about three days.

kiss me I'm Irish now

yes i know you told me in the other thread, so one paki then?

is ribena the rapist still here?

>Try to make an effort
>Get bullied by normies for trying to make an effort

tomatoes don't really go in guacamole

ought to put in a diced jalapeno though

Tomatoes do, and the whole point of the guacamole is to counteract the spice of the salsa and the dish itself.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=l9cQ8b87Wts

CHOON

no it isn't

the point of guacamole is to have something tasty to dip your tortilla chips in

The first english was ruled by kings who was irish. Tarquinius superbus the last irish king of england was overthrown by the english who ruled england for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great irish general overthrew the english and exterminated them in the social war. Now irish was running england again and an english wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the english eventually killed or sent the black irish to ireland. Julius caesar was irish

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

Any of you on ladbrokes?

join the tories mate

lol get #rekt

>As a blairite
end your life promptly and in an effective manner

Here's one I made earlier

ummm
lib dems
you pleb

Tv:
projectfreetv
watchseries.la

Films:
123movies.to
torba.se
extratorrent.cc
yts.ac

Lit:
sci-hub.cc
93.174.95.27

Music:
uloz.to

Will anyone answer this?

Why do australians pretend to hate yanks so much online? I've been to both the UK and Australia.

The anti-american sentiment somewhat exists in the UK, although its mostly just banter. But it simply doesn't exist at all in Australia. I've met hundreds of them and hardly any even give a shit about americans, let alone hate them.

Is it just to fit in with brits?

haha
delete Cred Forums

IT'S HAPPENING
twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782649157404229633
twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782649157404229633
twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782649157404229633
>In September 2015, Shkreli received widespread criticism when Turing obtained the manufacturing license for the antiparasitic drug Daraprim and raised its price by 5,556 percent (from US$13.5 to US$750 per tablet), leading him to be referred to by media as the "most hated man in America"

actual state of that lad's cutlery

This photo doesn't make any sense whatsoever

>Cred Forums
>C

The man knows nothing of the website and has probably been on Cred Forums a few times max

even more unelectable than corbyn

It's also not a photo

...

GOT EEM

im with tim desu

blowing big killaz wit my niggas

We're saved guys.

lol neither does Hiro

Anyone want to come round my house for tea :) x

He will be mean to us though I bet

...

wish the chong could go back to pre-gamergate

yeah, wait a sec

it could be worse I guess

he seems like he's posted here a while

It makes perfect sense. It's just pointing out how silly it is to think of the EU as some tyrannical, foreign despot and how hypocritical the English are being when they say that about the EU whilst actually doing it to Scotland.

>capital C
Cred Forums runts out, this is your LAST warning

bit gay

...

...

what's the quality like

...

I can see him being jokey like Moot used to be

its not like there is any money to be made here.

Leave Tzuyu alone.

>Cred Forums might die

What will I do for LeMans :(

what are those spices on your chips la

>twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782649157404229633

yeah that will end well
>enjoy Cred Forums for the LOWLOWLOW price of JUST TWO DOLLARS A DAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

...

xD

On the advice of counsel, I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question.

Watching Masterchef with Gordon Ramsay, lads

Does reviewbrah actually browse /brit/ or is it a myth?

have literally had family members sign for DW orders ha

>Obama gutting everything before he leaves office.

I thought Scotland pays its taxes to lelgland.
Also the Oil shit gows entirely to lelgland.

The dog has inherited my old bedroom, lads.

...

>made in america

>competitive ticklers all have that look that benders have

coincidence?

salt and pepper

yanks are insane

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I like gordon ramsay. his show where he goes to yank restaurants and fix things up is very good

Girls never try but they get dicks thrown at them on a daily basis, seems unfair that we are doing all the work while all they have to do is decide whether or not to reject us

careful lad, /brit/s janny is not a fan of kpop

This is correct.

The English just like to think they subsidise Scotland because it makes them feel important and feeds into their victim complex.

There's a leaf in my thread

yanks act quite funny around him

the lady doth protest too much

poo

It was only this one.

When's the next meet up, lads?

he commented on a 200 view tim video

thats kinda convincing

Hai guiz pls use this one after we're done. kthanxbai

I don't get it

>all those chows

Must look like a cotton field once they leave a room with all the hair the shed.

Brother has one and I swear you can just look at it and it'll start falling off.

>Prince William's favourite band is Linkin Park along with Coldplay

What did he mean by this?

pee

he'll have you

But Cred Forums knows about Tim, possibly Cred Forums as well

when is that louis theroux episode on tonight

>not a single union jack
Terrible thread desu

He's as insipid as he looks

ahhh yes ANOTHER thread exactly what we needed

creasing thinking about ar will jumping about his bedroom with a tennis racket guitar to "Numb"

yeah they get arrogant and stuff. don't know about you but if a man like Gordon Ramsay would come into my restaurant I would be very humble and treat him like a king

CRAWLING

that hes a normie runt

oh

well its just possible then

do they talk about tim as much as we do?

need to get my phimosis fixed by I'm too fucking afraid to talk to my doctor
and I'm 27, it's pathetic

how best to deal with this?

>Prince William's favourite band is Linkin Park
I don't believe (You)

asked out the oneitis when i was 26, she said no. that's the only time i've asked a girl out. took me over a year to move on from it.

dad is a literal multi-millionaire and paid for me to live in my own apartment in a major city while i do nothing but pretend to apply for jobs

IN MY SKIN

>White people get killed by police too, but WE'RE not protesting

Why the hell not?

vanityfair.com/style/2014/06/prince-william-coldplay-linkin-park

I TRIED SO HARD

brown brogue ankle boots + jeans
or
oxblood brogue oxford ankle boots + jeans

which pick chums

vanityfair.com/style/2014/06/prince-william-coldplay-linkin-park

jock tranny cuck detected

there's more than one in my salad :(

phimocure

*wakes you up*

just pull it back

just b urself

tosser

sounds like me except for the having an apartment paid for part hahaha

>brown brogue ankle boots + jeans
>or
>oxblood brogue oxford ankle boots + jeans

>which pick chums

memes aside linkin park has some great music

youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

>go to your GP
>ask for steroid cream to fix your phimosis coupled with a stretching regimen
>doctor will invariably suggest adult circumicision
>tell him firmly that you do not want circumcised and reiterate that you want a steroid cream to help stretching
>if he says no ask why not and walk if he persists in saying no

You can make decent progress doing stretching on your own but stretching + steroid cream is the best bet.

Just man up and see your doctor, he won't give a shit and neither should you.

*doesn't wake up*

>tfw to intelligent too leave the house

on the bus

is this for real?
youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ

t. angus mccuckigan

Reviewbrah has been watching Tim videos for years now, back when he was just doing song covers and nothing else. Joe Rogan was talking about Tim on podcasts before he was ever mentioned on Cred Forums.

Tim only came to the attention of this place when someone from /r9k/ stalked reviewbrah, found him commenting on a video of Tim's and told other robots about him.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>memes aside linkin park has some great music

Business idea dub American films in british english for the /brit/ market, like they do for French movies in quebec

i'm a burger fundamentalist lads

there's a very narrow amount of burger variations that are acceptable

they're legitimately closet benders.

New

>proud nationalist wanting to free his country from under the heel of an oppressive foreign power
>cuck

>tfw to intelligent too shower today

Moved around at all /brit/? Me?

Lived
>USA 0-1
>Italy 1-7 years old
>Singapore 7-12
>Usa 12-current

You bald, mate?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475157790208.webm

How seriously are pagans taken in Britain?

Actual new

I hate meme burgeries that load up WAY too many toppings on a burger as if that makes it good

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds

>The white man conquered North America easily
>The white man conquered South America easily
>The white man conquered Oceania easily
>The white man conquered Africa easily
>The white man conquered large parts of Asia easily

Are white people literally superior?
I don't feel superior to pakis. A lot of them are pretty bright. I'm just amazed at how easy it was for Europeans to dominate the entire world.

every since i stopped getting black out drunk every single night for years, i find myself just getting high all day instead

fuck off rich yank twat

think i might be an alcoholic haha

mostly seen has hippies who come out for the equinox at Stonehenge

>implying England needs jockland to feel important
lmao

Jockland would be Malta-tier without England
>their idea of 'independence' is joining the EU and Eurozone

wow daddy has a big bank account ??????????

don't care
You don't even remember anything from 0-12 anyway lmao

Objectively intelligent reasons for not showering today:
>it's Sunday, last day of freedom before wageslavery, so free time must be maximised for enjoyment purposes hence not showering saves time
>it's Sunday and the house is stocked with food so there is no reason to leave the house hence no one around to notice the fact I haven't showered

we have tonnes of hippy types over here
...at least in certain areas

THIS

Reviewbrah does NOT post here

did anyone find the source of that webm of a supposed thicc girl who was masturbating on a cushion that was posted earlier

hahaha

IT STARTS WITH

>oooh look at me my parents were rich and lived in foreign countries
>oooh I'm so cultured
Fuck off yank

that ends in pain and/or blood

will he need to see it?
I don't want to have to get my dick out

you utter fucking retard

Well, feels like they are getting the last laugh.

>London
>55% non-white

Without the pinapple that would be a great burger. Cajun chips are great as well.

Royal Family is white

born and bred in paris
travelled a lot though

is italian your first language? or is it still english?

Will and Grace > Friends tbqh lads

exactly

portobello mushrooms, avocado, fried eggs, beetroots, fuck off

>to
>too

to obvious

>europe

whenever the doorbell rings I get paranoid that it's someone that's come round to tell my mummy on me

janny he made a new 150 posts early

unacceptable

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this 2bh

thank fuck I've never had sex

I'll be like this for the rest of my life I reckon

ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY

London is 70% white

Birmingham is 68%

working class scum. id be bitter too if i were stuck in britain my whole life

been looking at cp again have ye

>implying England needs jockland to feel important

I'm not implying that, I said it outright.

Granted it's not just Scotland, it's also the EU, immigrants, poor people.

The English need to feel like they're being taken advantage of, it means they can play the victim whilst being """great""" enough to support all these other people.

>You don't even remember anything from 0-12
t. dropped on his head as a child

>will he need to see it?
Maybe, maybe not. Phimosis is pretty common so you'd expect them to have an understanding of the condition without having to see your willy.

That said, it's not a big deal if you have to. When I was 14 (fourteen) I went to the GP because I thought the fordyce spots on my dick were warts or some shit. I got my dick out then. It wasn't bad or embarrassing at all. The guy is there to help you and he doesn't give a fuck.

those are not bad, its only when they load TONS of things at once it becomes bad.

a burger with mushrooms, cheese, and brown sauce is perfect on its own.

>to

lol fucking idiat

>vote militant left-wing every time
>want to give up the British pound and the anglo union to join the EU 'more refugees plz' cucks and the Eurozone
>not a cuck
haha u wot m8

Oh I know that m8.

Look at these countries.

>Blue:3-4 children
>Green:4-5 children
>Red:5-6 children
>Black:6-7 children

Earth would unironically be perfect if these countries were bombed to death. Yes that involves Saudi Arabia.

Why the fuck did you just make some random numbers up

you're only meant to use one donut for this gimmickburger

>No birth certificate
Fucking why?

>tfw can't use chopsticks properly

>Born too early to explore space

Imagine how fun that will be.

y*nks think more fillings = better

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Is Glasgow a good place to live?

>brits talking about burgers

the shape of dumfries and galloway needs to be changed. really upsets my autism . why the fuck does it go all the way to edinburgh

>idiat
>calls other people out on they're bad spelling and grammer

tsk tsk

theres fuck all in space just shitty rocks

all the cool planets are too far away

racist scum leave the thread

youtu.be/6Sv45yEz5rA

the socialist gf

its the same reason why nachos declined so much in popularity after the 90s

people started just loading more and more shit on them until they were barely nachos.

see ya

what did he mean by this?

That was a really nice mass lads. Did a prayer for you all too.

thats gona have the texture of eating a raw jellyfish . why do yanks do this.

imagine being the first to heem a bunch of aliens

Yeah. I'd say Edinburgh is nice, but it's a lot more expensive.

Plus Glasgow gets a lot of gigs and concerts and is a better night out generally.

That's only because of white traitor cucks killing us from the inside

Lel you can see the parts of Wales where a lot of English people live.

Too many threads

No one gives a flying fuck if there's a pre-existing thread or if one was made earlier

The first thread that gets POSTED when we hit the bump limit is the one we move to. It's always been that way

>Cred Forums LITERALLY thinks people not liking them is a hillary conspiracy

is this what echo chambers do to you?

one of the biggest shitholes in the country

mummy is cooking me a burger right now
will post it for your inspection in a few minutes

whats cooler than a million dollers?

Time to tuck in to the so-called scran

No it isn't you utter moron, we always use the thread posted first.

>Hillary PAC Spends $1 Million to ‘Correct’ Commenters on Reddit and Facebook

its true

rate me lads

there are cool planets in our solar system
>tfw ywn be a water miner on Mars prospecting around the norther ice caps.
>you will never be a private mercenary working for some Martian mining colony to keep order
youtube.com/watch?v=hDfFxTkGw7E

>diet coke

That's what I fucking said you thick fucking cunt

yeah yeah, I know "people don't give a shit"
my therapist keeps telling me that but it doesn't seem to help me stop worrying and obsessing about stuff

if it was no big deal I'd have done it years ago

Chips. Queso. Meat. Jalapenos. All you need.

Guacamole and/or sour cream is optional but so long as the chips themselves haven't been devoured in toppings.

>have all the parts I need to build a computer in my possession
>its my first time and I'm worried I'm gonna mess it up

o2 just sent me an emailed
oneplus 3 not getting delivered till thursday instead of tomorrow due to "unprecedented demand"

i'm a burger aficionado connoisseur extraordinaire

i'm hard to impress

That's the way the Janny likes it, that's the way /brit/'s done it for years.

had one of these recently

think the beef could have been cooked a bit better

Do you have a bowl cut or something?

saw this the oter day tho

silky smooth fuccboi ankles

youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5s

real tune

Nice delusion. I'm sure all those thousands of migrants sat in the cold at Calais all year round are only joking when they say they will do anything to come to England

Literally nobody here even thinks about jockland apart from to laugh at you when you demand to cuck yourselves to the EU, don't flatter your pointless self

NO IT ISN'T YOU DUMB CUNT, I SAID POSTED FIRST, AS IN THE OLDEST MADE THREAD AVAILABLE, NONE OF THIS POSTED AFTER THE BUMP LIMIT SHITE.

Reverse search it, you probably saw a similar takeaway of mine.

Got to stay healthy

That beef looks dry as fuck and that '''cheese''' looks vile

is there is a tinder for people who want to have sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation ?

>being this mentully restarted

the nachos get soggy too quick if you put too much of that
also no cheese?????

just follow youtube instructions and you'll be fine

t. made a computer with zero knowledge

>Four not getting delivered till thursday instead of tomorrow due to "unprecedented demand"

what do you mean by this

R8 me lads, just finished a gym sesh

Got literally 6 and a half hours of lectures tomorrow hahahaha

*eyes the jar of speed I keep on my shelf*
*it winks at me*
*winks back*

just beat 50 shades of shite out of the gf lads

have heartburn

shagged a 17 year old round the back of asda lads

lol alright spaz

this thread is lame anyways

wat

yuh hide from man, but not yuh conscience
yuh nuh nyam de bread of sorrow, drink de wine of violence
allow yuhself to be conquered by de seeeerpent

instructions should come with your motherboard

>that haircut
>that nose

The Martian has to have one of the worst written scripts of all time, or are yanks usually unduly chipper with awful wit irl?

>I'm sure all those thousands of migrants sat in the cold at Calais all year round are only joking when they say they will do anything to come to England

You just proved what I said.

HURR ENGERLAND STRONK

You balance it. Hence why I said "so long as the chips themselves haven't been devoured in toppings.", meaning don't put too much shit or else they won't be nachos. There's plenty of larger chips out there where they can withstand the weight though.

>no cheese

Dude. Queso is nacho cheese.

next thread edition will be an anime edition

is it true that all brits only needs to do 3 years of uni to get a bachelor's?

honestly? yes

Best think to do about Cred Forums would be to ban all the yanks from posting there

Instant 100% improvement

Martian was a great film.

get out pleb

chipmarket*

major wikileaks release coming tuesday, lads

yea they ruined it once the whole rescue mission began, and was completed with zero issue for a lame happy ending.

it could have been interesting if it was like Moon and he was isolated on Mars the entire film.

god that was a shit film

far too reddity for me

good post

Thoughts on this film?

good posts, i read them

shhh It's okay. Maybe you'll get your independence next year, right?

couldn't finish the book because of all the quirkiness

All it takes is a little practice user. Just remember that only one moves, the other is held like a pencil.

>Queso is nacho cheese.
we don't speech foreign here El Paso

werent we supposed to be getting more icloud pics ?

ah yes, more pro-russian propaganda i expect

Remember this film hahahaha so cliche and shite

Addicted to smoked mackerel lads

my god it's good

how can you eat through all dat

You just proved what I said about your delusion

>hurr England is strong but I'm going to pretend it isn't because their superiority roasts my rump

>it could have been interesting if it was like Moon and he was isolated on Mars the entire film.

Possibly, but then the question is why bother making that film is Moon already exists.

Avengers 2 was awful for that shit.

It's got that one chick from Life's Too Short, right? I love that goofy looking slag.

the fan re-cut was much better

what was a bigger let down? this or abatap?

healthy too lad

think it might have some mercury though

literally none of this has anything to do with russia

you bore me

Awful film
Glad I only saw it on telly

>wikileaks is russian propaganda

clinton propaganda is working

Then how in the fuck do you know what makes a proper nacho? Much to learn.

>mfw Scotland will endure Tory Governments for the next century

...

Not even as big as I usually get

It's nowhere near as good as the English like to think. Just look at the utter delusion over Brexit, the idea that the EU needs the UK more than the UK needs them. Sheer lunacy.

Why do Scots have such a big problem with the fact that they rely on England to exist?

The Welsh are happy as larry with the arrangement.

wikileaks is essentially a putinist outlet these days

addicted to honey salmon

umpf

Look at this actual drone runt

Imagine lapping up everything Clinton says

you are so fucking deluded man

everything you say is ridiculous

for more of an "exotic" survivalist film I guess, Moon was never about him surviving but more about identity and reality.

I think the idea of some guy isolated on an alien planet with minimal contact and no aid in site, trying to survive with what he has at hand could have been interesting

Only thing that could have saved it was Fassbender's performance, but even that wasn't enough.

The introduction to his character is 10/10

I feel like I'm too far gone. what do

cajun chicken slices are my thing

literally get them any time I'm in tesco or lidl and will eat them in the car
>not even kidding

and germany is an islamic outlet

There is literally NOTHING wrong with living in Glasgow.

>pic
japan was occupied mate

snow on my face cold hands on your waist

they shouldn't be. their inequality is worse than most

The UK is literally one of the few countries that is a net contributor to the EU budget. We also have a massive trade imbalance with the rest of the EU. They sell far more to the UK than we do to them. We have a very strong negotiating position. Living in England's shadow for so long had damaged your brain.

wtf I hate Jews now

Well, if May triggers article 50 in March it should be very clear just how apocalyptic Brexit will be by 2018, which some have pointed to as the date for indyref2

NEW

Business idea create à wiki of all /brit/ gimmicks. Just found out about thé pineal gland one. Had a very good laugh not gonna lie

>he doesn't realise wikileaks is russian propaganda

The EU is the most stagnant trading area in the world, of course they need us. That doesn't stop the deluded jock cucks sucking them off at every chance though

I kind of understnd no vaccines and shit...but no birth certificate? How will he have citizenship and welfare?

I don't think anyone under 30 takes any religion seriously here except for Islam apologists.

it simply doesn't matter who got it or where it came from. it's the truth

Mate what the fuck are you doing posting thst image
The yank might save it

in rehab now for my crippling pan-fried trout with tomato basil sauté addiction

Doctors say even seeing a picture of trout could trigger me into a relapse

wtf I love state secrets now

Reminder

i already did haha

what're you on about? there are tons of young christians

Actually, the trade imbalance means the UK has an incredibly weak negotiating position, nevermind the fact the UK is seen, quite rightly, as a spoilt baby throwing it's toys out the pram.

It's incredibly easy to find other people to sell your stuff to. What the UK needs for a strong position is something the EU actually wants.

>The EU is the most stagnant trading area in the world

What did he mean by this?

What? That's the exact opposite of reality you moron. It's super easy to find people to buy from, not to sell to. You think the world wouldn't jump at the chance to replace the EU products sold to the UK? How does us being a majro customer give us a weak negotiating position?

Remember last year when two Premier League players were supposed to come out as gay in a few weeks? Who was it? Redpill me on gay football playersř

>You think the world wouldn't jump at the chance to replace the EU products sold to the UK?

No, they wouldn't.

The UK is a small market, and not a very wealthy one, especially in the near future.

>How does us being a majro customer give us a weak negotiating position?

Because WE are dependent on THEM for cheap goods. THEY are not dependent on US for ANYTHING.

>No, they wouldn't.

>The UK is a small market, and not a very wealthy one, especially in the near future.

The 5th or 6th largest economy in the world is not a small market, you absolute moron. What POSSIBLE reason would non-EU exporters have to not want to sell to the UK? Give me one, go on.

>Because WE are dependent on THEM for cheap goods. THEY are not dependent on US for ANYTHING.

Ah yes, that's why the cheapest of imports come from China and the far East. My God, am I arguing with a child?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475433065501.webm

Yes, the NATION is the 5/6th largest economy. BUT it has a relatively small population who are becoming and more adverse to spending. We are nothing compared to China.

>What POSSIBLE reason would non-EU exporters have to not want to sell to the UK? Give me one, go on.

I already have. The UK is not that great a market and it is widely seen as a spoilt child. It wants all the benefits of free trade without wanting to give any concessions. Not to mention Brexit and the lack of freedom of movement will cause many of the banks to leave, robbing the UK of an enormous, if not the only driving force in its economy meaning the UK public would be even poorer and have even less money with which to buy things.

>that's why the cheapest of imports come from China and the far East

Yes, via the EU.

And again having NOTHING to offer except a market is not a strong position. It means we don't make the stuff we need ourselves. It means we need trade deals far more than someone who actually can export the stuff.

>Yes, the NATION is the 5/6th largest economy. BUT it has a relatively small population who are becoming and more adverse to spending. We are nothing compared to China.

Actually consumer spending has been fairly steady. Do you just spout shite that you want to be true? And are you saying the UK is an objectively "small market" or simply one compared to China? You don't even know what you're fucking arguing lmao

>The UK is not that great a market and it is widely seen as a spoilt child. It wants all the benefits of free trade without wanting to give any concessions

UK not a great market? Well, it's the number one destination for cars made in Germany.

ft.com/content/f6cda050-20bb-11e5-aa5a-398b2169cf79

And what the fuck would non EU exporters give a fuck if we were being a "spoiled child" with regards to the EU? They have nothing to do with it.

>Brexit and the lack of freedom of movement will cause many of the banks to leave

Complete speculation, not only does no one know what rules will come into force with Brexit but the City operates world wide.

>Yes, via the EU.

The EU has no special trade deal with the far east. We could trade with them just as easily on our own. Literally EVERYTHING you've written so far is utter horse shite.

But, please, try to explain how having no exports is a good thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_exports

THe UK is the world's 9th largets exporter, exporting approximately $442bn worth of goods in 2015. The pound sterling is also the world's 3rd largest reserve currency. To say we "export nothing" only serves to show how much of a moron you are.

>Actually consumer spending has been fairly steady. Do you just spout shite that you want to be true? And are you saying the UK is an objectively "small market" or simply one compared to China? You don't even know what you're fucking arguing lmao

I can see you aren't very intelligent, so I'll break it down for you.

>UK leaves the EU
>EU unable to sell stuff to Britain
>EU increases trade with the US and China 10%
>now the EU doesn't need to sell stuff to the UK
>but the UK needs someone to buy stuff from

We need them a hell of a lot more than they need us.

>UK not a great market? Well, it's the number one destination for cars made in Germany

Okay. So that's a SINGLE industry in a SINGLE nation. So what? Do you really think that's going to matter at all on a global scale?

>And what the fuck would non EU exporters give a fuck if we were being a "spoiled child" with regards to the EU?

Because it shows that the UK would just act like a spoilt child with them, demanding all the benefits of free trade without wanting to make any of the concessions, even when they desperately need trade deals.

>Complete speculation

It's the opinion of most City Executives.

theguardian.com/business/2016/jul/17/brexit-impact-horrible-uk-economy-richard-buxton

>The EU has no special trade deal with the far east.

No, but the vast majority of UK imports pass through the EU, even if they don't originate there.

>To say we "export nothing" only serves to show how much of a moron you are.

Except we DO export nothing, in comparison to our imports. That's why we have the trading deficit that YOU argue gives us such a strong position.

Also, the UK is acutally only the 11th largest exporter.

cia.gov/library/publications/resources/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2078rank.html#uk

>UK leaves the EU
>EU unable to sell stuff to Britain
>EU increases trade with the US and China 10%
>now the EU doesn't need to sell stuff to the UK
>but the UK needs someone to buy stuff from

Us leaving the EU would mean they can't sell to us anymore? So countries that aren't in trade blocs together don't trade? My god you're an idiot. And why do you assume the US and China are just sat there waiting to buy the things the EU currently sells to us? Show one shred of evidence for this. Do you have any understanding of economics whatsoever?

>Okay. So that's a SINGLE industry in a SINGLE nation. So what? Do you really think that's going to matter at all on a global scale?

Germany is the EU's top dog, and cars are their biggest export. That their car industry is so scared of Brexit illustrates the strength of our hand.

>Because it shows that the UK would just act like a spoilt child with them, demanding all the benefits of free trade without wanting to make any of the concessions, even when they desperately need trade deals.

Would China and the US really expect to go beyond a simple trade deal as the EU does, which in the end is the source of most of our frustration with the EU? Of course not

>theguardian.com/business/2016/jul/17/brexit-impact-horrible-uk-economy-richard-buxton

Tons of "experts" predicted instant apocalypse. Didn't happen.

>No, but the vast majority of UK imports pass through the EU, even if they don't originate there.

So what? We wouldn't have to pay additional tariffs merely for transportation through EU ports.

>Except we DO export nothing, in comparison to our imports. That's why we have the trading deficit that YOU argue gives us such a strong position.

How is this so hard for you to understand? The whole world wants to sell to us, we could just as easily import American products as European ones. For the EU to say "fine we'll shoot ourselves in the foot by not selling to you any more" is complete idiocy

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>So countries that aren't in trade blocs together don't trade?

No, but I'm simplifying things so that you can understand them.

I mean the basic point is that the EU doesn't HAVE to export to the UK, there are alternatives that could well be far more profitable with the proper trade deals.

>That their car industry is so scared of Brexit illustrates the strength of our hand.

Except the even the Germany car industry says the UK need to accept free movement to remain in the single market. bbc.co.uk/news/business-36646251

You are overestimating the UK's position horrifically.

>Tons of "experts" predicted instant apocalypse. Didn't happen.

The pound still hasn't recovered. The UK's credit rating is still only AA. Those are very serious consequences. What's more, Mark Carney is currently pulling out all the breaks to make sure things don't get worse, and we're still in the EU.

>We wouldn't have to pay additional tariffs merely for transportation through EU ports.

Without freedom of movement the entire process would slow down and costs would increase, resulting in increased prices.

>The whole world wants to sell to us

Not as much as you seem to think. And again, because the UK needs a trade deal far more then they do it's all but guaranteed the deals won't be as good as the ones we currently have.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/g20-barack-obama-theresa-may-brexit-back-of-the-queue-a7224781.html

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/japan-brexit-letter-eu-uk-g20-europe-great-turmoil-economy-a7224841.html

>For the EU to say "fine we'll shoot ourselves in the foot by not selling to you any more" is complete idiocy

But they simply aren't going to bend over backwards to accommodate every one of the UK's frankly outrageous demands. Again, they don't need us that much.

Seriously:

How can you genuinely think that Britain not being in the single market will hurt the single market more than it'd hurt Britain?

>No, but I'm simplifying things so that you can understand them.

>I mean the basic point is that the EU doesn't HAVE to export to the UK, there are alternatives that could well be far more profitable with the proper trade deals.

So why has the EU waited this long to seize these supposed opportunities? Do you think there is a limited supply of goods? That we're hogging the cars and other things that other countries would love to have? Your lack of understanding of basic economics is astounding.

>Except the even the Germany car industry says the UK need to accept free movement to remain in the single market

We could just as easily drive Japanese and Korean cars as German ones. And the negotiations as to the future trading relationship haven't even begun yet.

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The pound still hasn't recovered. The UK's credit rating is still only AA. Those are very serious consequences. What's more, Mark Carney is currently pulling out all the breaks to make sure things don't get worse, and we're still in the EU.

The lower pound actually helped our exporters. And the UK's "credit rating"? By which agency? The UK retains an AAA rating with quite a few agencies. The fact you refer to it as a single entity shows how little you understand it.

>Without freedom of movement the entire process would slow down and costs would increase, resulting in increased prices.

Again this depends on the future trading relationship. But there's no reason why we couldn't stop relying on EU ports for international trade in the longer term.

>Not as much as you seem to think. And again, because the UK needs a trade deal far more then they do it's all but guaranteed the deals won't be as good as the ones we currently have.

Why do we need a trade deal far more than they do? In a globally competitive export market, the buyer holds the power not the seller.

>So why has the EU waited this long to seize these supposed opportunities?

Law of diminishing returns. It was easier to maintain trade with the UK then to look for new opportunities elsewhere. But the UK will be demanding trade on unacceptable terms, so now it becomes easier to seek out new opportunities then it is to try and deal with the UK. Obama's comments about the US prioritising trade deals with the EU over the UK post Brexit suggests that there is foreign interest in making such deals with the EU anyway.

>We could just as easily drive Japanese and Korean cars as German ones. And the negotiations as to the future trading relationship haven't even begun yet.

This completely fails to refute my point.

The UK's position is simply not strong enough to maintain membership of the single market without freedom of movement. This is the opinion of even the most pro-UK people in the EU.

> By which agency?

S&P, Fitch. Moody's growth outlook is now negative.

>Again this depends on the future trading relationship

Which, unless the UK accepts freedom of movement, WILL be worse in comparison to the one we have now.

>In a globally competitive export market, the buyer holds the power not the seller.

Yes, when there are numerous sellers willing to sell to the buyer. This does not seem to be the case for the UK post-Brexit.

>Law of diminishing returns. It was easier to maintain trade with the UK then to look for new opportunities elsewhere. But the UK will be demanding trade on unacceptable terms, so now it becomes easier to seek out new opportunities then it is to try and deal with the UK. Obama's comments about the US prioritising trade deals with the EU over the UK post Brexit suggests that there is foreign interest in making such deals with the EU anyway.

Oh please, the EU has had 40 years to do these supposed "better deals". You're talking absolute nonsense. And not only is Obama on his way out of office, the TTIP deal he was referring to has ground to a halt.

>The UK's position is simply not strong enough to maintain membership of the single market without freedom of movement. This is the opinion of even the most pro-UK people in the EU.

Even if we drop out the single market, so what? It would mean short term pain but the EU is completely anemic in terms of growth. We're better off shifting out economic focus elsewhere

>S&P, Fitch. Moody's growth outlook is now negative.

Glad you've acknowledged no such thing as single "UK credit rating" exists. Shame I had to remind you about that fact

Only been at uni for two weeks and I've already been on two dates with this girl who in some aspects feels very similar to me, a little fucked basically. We went exploring in an abandoned building for example.

Never done anything like this before, lads. What am I getting myself into and what are the milestones I should be aware of?

>Yes, when there are numerous sellers willing to sell to the buyer. This does not seem to be the case for the UK post-Brexit.

Ah, so nobody will sell to us because we left the EU. Very impressive. Let's see your evidence for this bold statement then.