/brit/ - il filo

It wasn't, it SHOULD have been if you searched for /brit/
Again, spacker

There was no such a thing as England at the time.

10/10

>using prehistoric failed threads
naw
survival of the fittest
failed threads don't deserve to live.

right lads seems the kikes are voting to close Cred Forums

so I'm back.

does that paki cunt ribena still post here? no niggers or any other mudbloods knocking around is there?

It would be funny if it wasn't so painflly acturate

pirates...

fuck off

8/10

I think a Golf GTI and an Apple Watch are a bit out of reach of a consultant on £24k though

Real new, this Canadian autist is just going to piss off el janno

got in trouble for not giving my sister a lift lads

she has a car in the driveway and doesn't even live here and her house was much closer to where she was going

back to readit you sad pleb

so are you going to make any other posts?
it sounds like you had more things to say

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moggers

Enjoy these posts, keep up the good work and you could have yourself a nice little gimmick going.

Why do australians pretend to hate yanks so much online? I've been to both the UK and Australia.

The anti-american sentiment someone exists in the UK, although its mostly just banter. But it simply doesn't exist at all in Australia. I've met hundreds of them and hardly any even give a shit about americans, let alone hate them.

Is it just to fit in with brits?

doubt it

Thread wars? Nah, not a fan.

the state of your lives lads

>thread wars

ah yes, very enjoyable

delete pol

no thats all I had. anyone else live in different countries for multiple years here?

study abroad or holiday doesnt count

nah mate, you're not having you're kpoop and anishit thread.

Any of you on ladbrokes?

USE THE PREXISTING THREAD

ok so one paki then lads?

>pass
ROOOOOOOOO

get in here

Change your name to "Admin" or "Moderator" and fool some people haha

>its a you've been on a variety of drugs all weekend and your brain feels weird and you think you might have a seizure episode

not a fan of this one

Golf on lease and apple watch on the credit card

>being this desperate to use your lame thread

Who?

Shan't be posting in that thread.

I have lived in multiple countries for multiple years
So far it's only been the US and the UK

Would a year of study count, because I'll be in China this time next year for a year

nope, the leaf beat you fair and square kshitter.

for

>wanting to delete Cred Forums
>so we have to endure months of autists talking about da jews and how they want to silence their "movement"
Not a fan. Keep them there, won't have to deal with them.

makes sense

no but I'm looking to do so in a couple months.

how do you get the chon logo?

alri lads

reading through /mena/
starting to feel sonder 2bh

>thread wars

nigga with a attitude I feel like o'shea

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deleting Cred Forums is a shit idea, it will just end up like what happened with /new/ but 100x worse

paki

rasheed

appears I already have it

e lui o non e lui?

JapaMoot is probably lying, how has Cred Forums remained around for so long with basically the same financial situation?

he has a reputation for this shit too

yep its a good containment board, dont delete.

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Would gob on that willius

Trust me, I'm white

Cred Forums pass

were in the other thread mongs

wasn't aware passes gave this logo. i thought you only got the since4pass thing

looks like more people are in here

hi Chesthair

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it's lost money and always had
moot has had other things going on that almost exclusively kept the website up.
it's never profited, and only broken even

Ceeerto che è lui

Delete Cred Forums

looks like they've changed it

reminder to love yourself lads. no matter how imperfect you are

ok bender

how can it ever be profitable?
if he cuts the site down or whatever that will only gimp it and mean a slow death, it wont solve anything.

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Hey :)

Why did she send such a rude and abrupt reply?

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rate my 'za

hi :]

I love myself every morning before I get out of bed

need a boobies gf

based louis is back tonight lads

Are Tess lads

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37535527

How to remove the NEW Cred Forums pass signature:

.n-pu {
display: none;
}

Copy and paste into your custom CSS.

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>holy fucking shit dude
kek

lol, it's always the leaf

resume killing the mandem

yank pizza is better than italian

absolutely DESPISE Halloween lads

going to just stay in this year

Are tomatoes fruit

*reports you to japmoot*

yes

destroyed a fat bird from behind last night. came all over her face

dont get why people are so picky about who they fuck. it feels pretty great dominating girls that know you're out of their league

source please?

>implying staying in Halloween season isn't comfy

also thanksgiving is next week

*punches your arm*

;P

nah they're not sweet or tasty

he bought a sinking ship to hope to make a quick few quid
I doubt that he'll ever make a profit off it, and if he does, he'll already have another buyer lined up so as soon as he makes even the tiniest bit of profit, he can jump ship

in a culinary sense, no

in the autistic sense, yes

VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS

-2/10

Vile slug of a creature

6/10

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

hmmmmmm not so sure. deep dish ting is good though

I like this new clover name meme

going now bye :3

babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=59555&page=2

Not a very strong load. Not your first of the day?

DISGRACEFUL pubic hair

I'd rather not
I wear it as a badge of honour
It differentiates me from all the normie runts who aren't dedicated enough to pay

cute

how long have you been making these posts mate? must be years now

state of your fucking life

you're clealrly not out of their league if you're fucking them are you

i take my words back
3/10 tbqh

Should shave

I hope Notch buys it and not some slimy corporate figure or SJW crusader looking to "tame" the site

@65636301
good riddance to bad rubbish

>account necessary
ummmmmm

>nah they're not sweet or tasty

They are in countries that get proper sun

umm

bye ;_;

already done it

watching season 7 of masterchef

Speak Occitan to me

Wonderful

mate just fuck off alright had enough of your shite for one day

>Notch
he's probably more SJW than moot or hiroshima, but I know what you mean

dating league. id fuck any girl and basically have

ive fucked over 50 women. only about 10 of them were objectively fit

>notch
>sjw

>tfw gf is ugly but I love her and she's completely devoted to me in every way and will do anything I ask, and probably kill herself if I leave

What do I do lads?

lads if you were the manager of a mid-sized regional bank, how would you grow it?

>brain feels bad
>etizolam still hasn't kicked in or isn't working

fug

I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

is there anyone more entitled than students?
>waah waaah i spent all my free money
>waah waah im in so much debt even though i knew what i was getting into when i signed up for my course

lol

>tfw to smart to pay taxes

bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37533263

is he not?
I had always thought he was partially sjw?

compost in the tills

just up the dose what could go wrong

you make her hate you

tough situation, been there done that.

give her a makeover so she becomes better than you and leaves you

Come on then

compared to Joot?
hardly

he's a raging neckbeard with billions of dollars

basically the God Emperor of NEETs

imgur.com/gallery/8CBmG

just cause his game is infested with sjw's doesn't mean he is

art students t bh
t. lives next to goldsmiths

>to

>Australians
youtube.com/watch?v=aPDnKj6NkIk

>Implying I can

Unfortunately it's even harder than asking an Irishman to speak Irish
I had Occitan classes when I was like 12 but didn't give a shit back then so forgot everything. The language isn't endangered anymore and I'll learn it again when I have time, but no one is raised with it anymore. I understand it written and spoken easily though

Start a revolution and expel/outlaw my rivals
easy as lad

I like this meme

youtube.com/watch?v=37QUUwp9xIs

>waah waaah i spent all my free money
>waah waah im in so much debt even though i knew what i was getting into when i signed up for my course

to be fair though, they are conned into it at 17

BLACK art students

Yves Tumor is quite the musician

what does this have to do with British culture?

If it's not hitting in an hour then I will because there's no way I'll get to sleep like this. Feels like there is pressure within my brain.

everyone already has their money in the bank, presumably, so in order to grow you'll have to get deposits from other banks

in order to do that you'll have to offer higher interest and/or lower fees, but is that sustainable? how long can you keep going?

i think most small banks seem to grow through mergers and takeovers

might stop taking mandy and going to raves
yesterday was a bit shit and not really worth the money

Nondescript white van parked across the road lads, am I going to be robbed tonight?

>and will do anything I ask
>What do I do lads?

Put it in her arse.

creasing

I'm british and this is my culture

WHERE THE ACTION ISN'T
THAT'S WHERE IT IS

>he's a raging neckbeard with billions of dollars
>basically the God Emperor of NEETs

kek

its not a DPD van so i reckon you're safe lad

>God Emperor of NEETs

As soon as he became a billionaire he bought a giant normie mansion and had a normie party for famous normies and celebs.

>/fa/ meet up

Hao ling

I'm not going to do your fucking homework for you, fuck off

Followed him for a while and literally all he does is sit on twitter all day arguing and shitposting
It's funny but a real pain

the gf

i just want to cry but i can't

Just thinking out loud lad

pissing myself

>have normie roommates because yanks are literally forced into tiny dorms with strangers during freshman year
>they invite me on spring break to cancun to be nice
>all hammered and passed out in hotel room
>wake up to normie chad mate fucking a girl from behind right near me
>he tells her to blow me
>feel weird, but dont want to turn down head
>she gives me head and I cum in her mouth while chad fucks her
>he gives me a high five after

odd feeling. dont regret it though, he might

>implying you wouldn't if you had billions
I'd force ALL the normies to come to my house and suck up to me

>raves
>paying

this is the /fit/ one though

Crazy cat lady confirmed.

RUN.

When's the next meet up, lads?

huh
didn't know he was like this
wouldn't mind if he bought it

maybe he could turn minecraft into a botnet to host Cred Forums

>thumbnail
are you fucking daft?

fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

shit accent here

Since starting to take MDMA I've developed a "razor sharp jawline", which has put me around 2 points up on the attractiveness scale

I would highly recommend this lads, it could change your life

how is this an effay meet up

literally none of them look even slightly effay at all

I call bullshit

looks more like a Cred Forums meetup

any leather skirts lads

he doesn't own minecraft anymore

Gay

*goes to fucking clatter you but Deano and Dean hold me back*

>girls love a guy with dental enamel ground to dust and exposed nerves in his mouth

ah yes

willy is... tingling

Post the photo

Expat here.

I already look like a meth head and I've ne'er done any drugs

/fit/ meetup

literally *cannot* comprehend how shit sharing a room with some random cunt would be when you're that age

fucking hell, it's bad enough having to share a kitchen with other people

is Aphex's new album any good?

You don't understand the security for the rave, no chance of sneaking in
Had to empty my pockets into a tray and walk through a metal detector
Then line up whilst the sniffer dogs went round us
>tfw mandy hidden in my sock that he didn't sniff

I'm an expert on human psychology

Alright lads, it's Smiffy here. Just got home from my 16k pa job as a sales executive, well, it's not my official title but it's what impresses the birds and I am a sales executive.

Anyway, still feeling hungover tonight after last night! Was at the club with the lads so put on the Armani belt and jacket that cost me just over a month's wages but you gotta live it up like me. I think it's the Grey Goose vodka that does it, works a treat getting a bottle and posing with it on the table to try and look peng.

Hair wasn't looking fresh so had to pull a fattie, so rammed her up the arse and sent the lads a snapchat of me in the morning lay next to her. Howling, was great banter. Ordered another STI kit as well, but every hole's a goal.

Gonna take my Audi round for a whiz to the local retail park and pull up with a maccies. Loads of fit birds walk by and it's mint to show off with the lads and whistle at em before doing a donught. Got a great deal too, only 130k miles on the clock.

Anyway, gotta go, Sales Executive hat on tomorrow, somebody's gotta make those PPI calls, you wouldn't understand though if you're not a businessman like me.

*strokes it*

>Liverpool actually went
:(

girls love a guy that goes to dentalign marlow

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Noice
Have you seen how fucked the universities are right now?
They all fucking closed

hahaha good one smiffy

watching gaming speedruns on youtube

some of the Portal ones are fucking bizarre

size of that lad's torso

lmaoooo

new

Nice.

bit grim that
no freeparties in the uk?

How 2 find a gf?

in SA?

SA is shit

>tfw built like a brick shithouse

quite like the shout of notch funding Cred Forums, he's fucking loaded

be rich and attractive with an outgoing personality

Literally lived in this. Was depressed as fuck for a while, didnt really realize why until I moved out. Its like a prison and honestly think its bad for peoples mental health

Only good thing about it is we shared a bathroom with 2 girls that were fit and I fucked one in the shower once.

Also are the british Women as shit as the ones I see on TV and tours

Yeah
This wasn't one of them

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>2.01 MB, 3072x2304

no thanks

alri humpty dumpty la

no

youtube.com/watch?v=U7BrmH4vmdE

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don't like the wording of this post

it's too hard sorry i shan't do it

I agree
I want to live with family in Wolfsburg

Martin Shkreli is buying it, m8

literally looks like a prison cell lad

I've got tissues thicker than that mattress

who is your favourite keion

Gonna need some (You)s lads

>Only good thing about it is we shared a bathroom with 2 girls that were fit and I fucked one in the shower once.

COCK and BALLS

desu there's no actual proof he's even considering it or knows, just people shitposting on Cred Forums.

秋山 澪

bit early mate, janny might have you for that.

needs more cheese

Cred Forums was the reason Notch is so rich anyway, he owes it to Cred Forums Tbh

here it's much more relaxed. there's freeparties in the woods (don't go there anymore tbH, grew out of that) and the events in clubs (no security or whatever, no particular dresscode, just come and dance). the french clubbing culture is still pretty good even if it's being gentrified a bit.
don't go clubbing much anymore though

unironically took this video lads

vid.me/chVK

Wearing my sisters socks lads

Yep.
I dodged the bullet by going to a Britbong Uni instead.
All the expats Saffs studes here are sitting chum watching the events back home.

Only the chavs.
Posh ones are beut, but still mostly fat and shallow.

>Only good thing about it is we shared a bathroom with 2 girls that were fit and I fucked one in the shower once.

very, very, very, VERY good

not sure about notch buying it
he has no income at the moment
he would make it decent, sell it because he has no money, and then the next buyer would make it worse than it is today

>when the acid is just starting to kick in

me on the left

din dins

I already posted it but im the guy thats fucked over 50 women. most are ugly or fat, but about 6-10 of them were objectively attractive.

American unis if you have a house and have parties is the easiest situation to pull.

BUS TURDS

>Only good thing about it is we shared a bathroom with 2 girls that were fit and I fucked one in the shower once.

>why yes i do enjoy autistic japanese cartoon drawings of little girls

pics

Notch is loaded beyond belief la, the site could run at a small loss and it wouldn't dent him

ahah ele

Tv:
projectfreetv
watchseries.la

Films:
123movies.to
torba.se
extratorrent.cc
yts.ac

Lit:
sci-hub.io
93.174.95.27

chris lilley is a mad man

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37535867

watching this made me a little bit patriotic desu

>le i want this internetz celeb to buy muh sekrit cloob

fucking wastrels

good post because this is exactly what its like when you're on acid, it annoys me because most people exaggerate the fuck out of what happens when you take acid.

cyka

Shanah Tovah my fellow jews

HE COMPLIMENTS HIS GOLDEN WAFFLES WITH A SQUIRT OF HEINZ' FINEST - YOU'VE GOT TO STAY FUELLED ON YOUR PATH THROUGH
[RUNT LIFE]

why are all members of the labour party so small?

Rate my facial aesthetics

need a socks bf

>streaming films and TV
King Runt over here lads

i wouldnt even give a shit if Cred Forums closed forever. i wish i didn't even come here any more, half of you are insecure 18 year old snivelling little pricks

I enjoy waffles in all forms

she's butters

ah yes the official dish of runtland

hmmmmm

depends how much you take honestly

I did a heroic dose before and it fucked me up hard

Keep those in Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba and Bahamas in prayer. Hurricane Matthew is officially a category 5.

>all those good things about us
>WHILE INSIDE THE EU

JUST

He won't la, but it's better than gookmoot slowly turning it into SA

u mad?

me on the stage (moz)

i could see it. i've only taken terrible shit im pretty sure.

one time was in a public bathroom puking for an hour on it.

I loved tripping, but its exhausting, pretty sure I'm done with it for life now.

very close 2bh

Pretty much why I was never a fan of acid when I was still doing hallucinogens/psychedelics. Will always prefer the peyote, mescaline, and 'shrooms chocolate bars I used to get from my native friend who got them shipped to us straight from the reservation.

not sure if I'd be ok with him buying it

on one hand it would be banter and we know he loves attention and would basically keep Cred Forums's culture as it is

but he also might rape it for cheap cash (though idk what money anyone could make here)

I pride myself on being the king runt of /brit/

>downloading a film you don't want to keep just to trash it
looks like the runt is you

hmm I fear what he might do to the chon

when he gets arrested (again) they would shut down the chon 4sure

he's a sociopathic cunt that would shut the site down at will because he considers even his loyal fans runts

have an owen jones tier baby face lads

Brit/10

new

>gf acting passive and like she doesn't give a shit about me or respect me anymore
>gets me really pissed off with her and end up looking needy and insecure
>pushes her further away

welp it's over lads

I'm cherokee indian and I can tell you that half of the peyote we sell off is absolute fake bullshit. But that doesn't mean you got fake stuff

>tfw 5'6 and built like a Northern twink Guardian columnist

music:
uloz

that fucking cutlery

its too early m8, now you're getting a report for being so desperate.

desperate

please someone make a /new/ that ISN'T this

get in a few cheap shots before you go

wouldn't mind doing a bit of drugs 2bh but I don't know have any mates to get them from

nah

Yeah he told me there were some shady motherfuckers out there, but we got them from his uncle who made them himself.

he would charge us £2000 a month to post

deep web mate

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>new

new
?

Nowt wrong with it

new
> →
> →
> →

>capital C
no runts allowed

Ask the homeless guy where he gets his

he might add VIP boards
though idk if that's a bad idea so long as existing board's are not made VIP

I'd get a pass if there was a VIP Gold user lounge

>protein, carbs, veggies

Can't knock it lad.

hi hey hello

>Harambe memes
Back to facebook underage b&

>Implying he isn't on those drugs you inhale in balloons that all the brit proles seem to like so much

That doesn't look half bad

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seems a bit irresponsible considering I live with my folks

I know the risk of getting caught is probably fairly low but still

man Haitians really just can't catch a break! they're literally the Kenny McCormick of the world

>up Cred Forums pass prices by 5500%
>claim he did nothing wrong

Howsit

what if trump bought Cred Forums and renamed it trumpchan?

So are we moving to the autist's thread or what?

They are kaffirs
They aren't human

no, ill just sit and watch this thread get pruned instead

extracomunitari di merda via dalle balle

Fuck off or I'll get a pizza and put mayonnaise on it.