Tfw eat burgers all the time

>tfw eat burgers all the time
>have man boobs
>call Americans fat on the internet

>tfw skeleton
>mfw lardarse brits call me fat

good things never last

Kill yourself, use the proper thread.

Met this older british dude in jakarta. Hé had come to propose to his 'long distance relationship' Gf of two years. She fucked him once in a hôtel too the ring and fucked off to Bali with another guy arguing to my friend that 'only god can judge her'. Guy was a mess. Hé had also brought 2000£ worth of Victoria's secret items and was considering mailing them to her still to get back at her or show her he's above all that or whatever the Fuck. /Brit/s are not made for the IRL let me tell you. You're more fun and much safer here.

Would literally batter you if you said that to my face

>/Brit/s are not made for the IRL
bit rich coming from a jap

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Get a load of this wanker

>skinny lanky bitch
>get called fat
best part about being skinny is insults can't get stuck in my jelly rolls so they bounce right off

>be american living abroad
>also be fat
>call americans amerilards

kek

i don't even know what the fuck is going on

fuck off tripfag nigger, you need to fucking explode, die scum, don't you fucking understand, you worthless subhuman?

Buonasera meit, theres no tripcode being used so calm your tits

Fuck off Lithuanian scum

I'm not even lithuanian you mong

Sure you're not
I have every poster you've ever made archived and I know full well about your lies

this mane
my wrists are about half an inch wide

I know that feel bro.
>tfw can easily wrap my index finger and thumb around my wrist

I search Wal-Mart i shart too fast

Nice try Tyrone LeBrown