/brit/

obama has been a fantastic president

most of the porn ones probably

>a lot of boards are going to get the axe

Why

haha lad i can see it haha haha haha

my funny hunny

How does it feel being a freeloading parasite?

bit gay

>be me
>see car with british license plate
>key their door

deleting small boards solves nothing, the issue is traffic not storage

what would you actually do if you saw this while swimming in the ocean?

Jap moot can't keep the shittrain on the rails any longer

VERY bad idea
it only gimps the site and slows doen the inevitable death

Hiro just wants profit from the site

What's it like to take viagra when you don't have ed?

I'm a staunch conservative and I fucking despise Cred Forums

It's nothing more than a Trump fanclub and underage unintelligent virgins laughing at their hilarious frog god meme.

The edgy bigotry paints them as nothing more than knuckle-draggers of the BNP variety and gives a bad name to actual respectable right-wingers

Cred Forums

decide my fate for the elective i take next semester strawpoll.me/11351602
which class sounds like it has the most qts in particular

UNF

Why does the British government still support the IRA? I don't understand geography.

traffic boosts revenue though?

Hopefully /soc/

Highly doubt you ever see any british cars
Why would anyone bother importing it

thrash around to try and scare it

not all black and white lad

Oh my god just fuck off you utter moron

cry

did they stop it now

to give their employees a decent income during retirement

>Cred Forumstards unironically find the 'kek meme magic' thing funny
utter fucking children

rare stock

rare

not being funny but if you're a conservative you're just holding back human progress

>Come to bed user

.

Why the fuck is there music playing on /brit/?

progress is a myth

>Masha
my man

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

*tsunamis you*

they disagree with slavery in Mauritania

this

Cred Forums please

>le containtment
no it isn't a containment, it's more like a tumour that grows and infects everywhere else

:)

gimme some poopoo blasts

>Interpol went shit after Antics

I'm a staunch conservative and I fucking despise Cred Forums

It's nothing more than a Trump fanclub and underage unintelligent virgins laughing at their hilarious frog god meme.

The edgy bigotry paints them as nothing more than knuckle-draggers of the BNP variety and gives a bad name to actual respectable right-wingers

nonce

I can't tripfag with Cred Forums pass anymore

wtf I hate Cred Forums passes now

far more worried about drowning cause I can't even fucking swim

while Cred Forums can be really shitty, I don't like the power-hungry lefties who want to just ban everything they disagree with

no you're not

don't do it user

*leaves thread*

>gives a bad name to actual respectable right-wingers

This is the worst thing about the al-right

...

No it isn't.

Progress is a real thing and human beings live better lives to day thanks to scientific, political and technological progress.

i was the one who originally said that

why did she need the chair

damn

he did it, the madman

why did she do it

How do I get rid of my fat under-eye bulge?

Its genetic and not caused by lack of sleep

It makes me look like I have 4 eye lids

>respectable right-wingers
Nice oxymoron.

>Interpol were ever good

what kind of retard cant even swim

surgery

Is she ded?

it's just a place for racist teenagers and young adults to discuss politics. any importance more than that which people give it is their own fault

>Match with qt on Tinder
>Too scared to send a message
Ah yes

which one of you is reviewbrah?

If you're conservative, not a one-nation conservative, you should fuck off and die.

Blairites and thatcherites are hell bent on destroying the UK.

aprently you just tell them you are socially inept

I can't swim because I have a phobia of deep water

I can swim in water that I can stand up in but any deeper than that and I outright refuse

Wait, they were serious this whole time? I always thought they were taking the piss with "le edgy maymays"

Dunt sound like itll work tbhwy

Weirdo

This

If you're conservative, not a high tory, you should fuck off and die.

if she didn't swipe you yes by accident which happens, she'll most likely never respond. if she does respond, it'll be stuff like "haha yeah" and it will go nowhere. if it goes somewhere, she'll 90% of the time flake if you make plans to hang out and never respond to you again. if you do meet up, she'll end up being a disgusting fatass. if she isn't a disgusting fatass, she'll probably get pissed when you make a move because she undoubtedly said "not looking for sex btw" about 10 minutes before you drove over there

t. my past 2 years wasted on tinder

Why won't brits date me

DUDE

BUMBACLARTT
WHAT THE RARSE MI YOUT

t. that retard who is probably scared of heights

kmt ya bombaclot rudebwoi

Cred Forums used to be satirical/tongue-in-cheek but then a load of underage redditors found it and thought it was unironic

imagine unironically browsing Cred Forums in 2016

ey wa's gwanin mon

Want to grow a beard but I don't like the shitty first stage where it looks crappy and I'm worried people at work will take the piss

What do

wew

need a bad gyal to wine pon me cock

Did you know Tim Byrne and Reviewbrah are friends?

Absolutely soaked in piss

>Trump
>Alt Right
>Cred Forums

You are not Alternative Right-Wingers, you are fake conservatives.

Whatever happened to proper politics?

Oh right. Blair and Thatcher. Clinton and Reagan.

Liberalism. A cancer.

need a big batty gf

take a fortnight off, stay isolated until it's passed and go back with your thick, full beard

This, pseudo-liberalism and neoconservative will destroy the world.

Honestly just go "Hey name smiley emoji"

Then the next follow up is obviously how r u etc. see where it goes

Easy

where did you learn jamaican?

youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

pree dis bad gyal's face

butterzzzz

End your life.

Another day of grime still being absolute shit ah yes

>too scared to send a message
do it you pussy
literally the worst she can do is ignore you

>one-nation conservative
Every Conservative says they're a one-nation Conservative. Even David Cameron said it and he presided over the poor being annihilated and the rich doing extremely well.

One nation Conservatism is a myth.

spider in the kitchen

not going there for 3 days

very good post

>Theresa May is a one nation conservative

Very pleased

hnng

lots of black people here are of jamaican descent

>Progress is a real thing and human beings live better lives
Christ, chugging down the Liberal Kool-Aid that hard you almost sound like a Yank.

yes things change, and new things come about, but that's not what progress entails.

it claims that all of this is an upward trajectory towards something better, a great labour towards Paradise. the reality is the human experience is no better off and the utopian goal remains as vague and distant as ever, there is no end game only a never ending journey of growth and change for their own sake.

its a lie touted by the elite to keep useful idiots in the middle class plodding along at their meaningless labours

got a 66% on my 1st of 2 linear algebra tests. everyone was talking about how it's an impossible hell class but i thought they were just retarded because it's linear algebra. but no, the teacher's this tenured japanese guy and the test was literally 4 badly worded questions that were nothing like anything asked in class. i need to maintain my current GPA to get a research internship i'm banking on this summer and i have a 3. fucking 9 already

>full thick beard
>in 14 days

Stupid fucking cunt

I live in London

and statistically, they are in London

>batty

>mixing london & jamaican

actual cretins itt

the site likely wont shut down
there's plenty of people willing to buy it
hiro will jump off this ride when it hurts his pocket too much and the site will go to the highest bidder

and bristol

Give it a go and report back.

genuinely worried for sargon lads

he spergs out over completely inconsequential shit. not saying he's wrong ... but he gets WAY too into decrying it

he ironically makes the otherwise obscure dumb shit he bangs on about popular in a way it would not otherwise be if he didn't bring it up

martin shkreli is a bit weird

L O W

T
E
S
T

I speak like that irl blud

You're all invited to my birthday party. There will be bowling, pizza, and cake.

Glad I have a good imagination. I spend half of my time daydreaming about having a better life and it almost feels like I'm really living it.

Every Conservative says that. It's a nice way to fool people right before you cuck them.

statistically there is a 50% chance you're a women

yeah but its this cunt whos going to buy it and he's a total fucking mong

if a man be laying on a ground does he be a snake?

Povvo runts like you will ALWAYS blame the Tories for whatever mess their lives are in, even if they actively helped you

...

Second night of absolutely no sleep at all

MDMA Is a bit shite at times

>spending your time here with a bunch of sad whiteys

lol state of your life

reminder jimmy savile never got a fair trial

>eh dresses funny so he must be a devil man

I pronounce Cred Forums as Paul but I got told today it should be pronounced like pole

Anyone else do this??

he's better than Hiro but that's not saying much
he's just a memelord

never heard that scummy accent near me my whole life

how many?

Welcome to the path of psychosis

is greater london unironically moslem? or is he a non white statistically speaking

>everything is bad and there's no meaning to everything
Nihilist pseudo-intellectual teenager detected.

Put your money where your mouth is and go live in a 3rd shithole since "the human experience is no better off" with progress.

Really good post
Can panhead2222 tweet this to her please

actually watching that livestream he reminds me a lot of myself. the way I compose my posts etc . perfect fit

get benzos or weed

what about ket and md

New Labour was not intended merely as a short-term electoral fix after 18 years out of power and four crushing election defeats (though that would not have been a terrible thing), but as a radical new force in British politics. The “project” was infinitely more revolutionary than anything proposed by Jeremy Corbyn or his supporters. The idea of New Labour was not to be a good opposition party, to protest loudly or have an “influence” over events, but, rather, to take and hold on to the levers of power. New Labour sought political hegemony: winning power and locking out the Tories to ensure that the 21st century was a Labour century with Labour values in contrast to a Tory-dominated 20th century.

The scale of that ambition, in a country dominated by a stridently rightwing press and the quiet conservatism of large swaths of the British people, was breathtaking. If Labour could be in power for a serious amount of time, then the country would, we believed, change for good; not a burst of socialism for one time (if that), but changed institutions and values that could shape the country for all time.

>the estate of Jimmy Saville is shilling on /brit/

mental

Now start pretending to actually live it
Welcome to sociopathy

its the future

attention all Jamaicans

youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

I agree. we need one of us to buy it, not some alt-right figurehead. only reason shkreli is interested is because he doesnt want his following to die out. You can guarantee this entire site will become Cred Forums's playground if he buys it.

Do you even know how long hair takes to grow, you thick paki?

>let me ignore everything bad happening to my own country because of blind political loyalty
pathetic

London is just paki, blacks & Brits with tribal tattoos avoid at all costs

>The estimated population of the United Kingdom in the2011 censuswas 63.182 million of whom 31.029m were male and 32.153m female.

statistically there are more women than men here

still doesn't change the fact that a lot of black people here are of jamaican descent

Ethnic minority where I was brought up that's why I speak Jamaican
Bun fi pon battyboy - I'm a heterosexual homosapien

Looks like the lion from the wizard of oz

Greater London is black

>le hindsight bias/victim mentality man tot he rescue

fuck off

None at the gaff and I don't want to loosen the effects of one drug with another

I'll just have to soldier up

alri

>a lot

except it isn't a lot you nignog loving pleb

Do Brits actually like Nandos or is just one big running gag because that place is awful

What's all this discussion of Cred Forums shutting down, new owner, boards being deleted coming from?

Lots of lonely grannies because men die younger.

statistically women live longer though

hope you like granny fanny lad

WHo?

...

tell me about

>here
did not realise this thread was the UK

just how many people ARE watching

Nandos is pretty good

Stop pretending

hiro being an incompetent mess, greedy or both

if you say so

Poor people get by perfectly comfortably in this country. The people at the bottom will always complain no matter how good their lives are.

The fact is, Cameron actively helped the poor in this country and you still believe he wants to 'exterminate' them because of blind political hatred of the Tories

youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>ah yes lets put some darkies and subculture whites into the video and play 'things can only get better' as they march into the sunset of a business controlled labour party

hhaha kpop fucking owned

He's the official /brit/ representative on twitter
@panhead2222

USA is clearly reddit desu

Absolutely savage.

absolute fucking madman hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=ZObSbYuPF_k

you know whats funny?
i could kill all of you faggots.
i could kill you and then fuck your girl.
i could fuck your girl and then kill you.
and no one will do shit because i am a master of disaster.
i will kill the dead.
revive the living.
deflower a slut
and molest a priest.
Fucking faggots

New Labour lost 5 million votes in their time they were in power. The architects of New Labour took over at a time when ANYBODY could have beaten the Tories due to mass disillusionment and left 13 years later in opposition. 1997 was the time to bring in sweeping changes since the consensus was there but Blair/Brown just decided to play it safe as another phony Neoliberal/Neoconservative instead of pressing forward and doing real change.

They destroyed the Labour Party. Nobody for a generation will forget the economy being taken over a cliff, mass migration, two disastrous wars etc.

Greater London is a precocious black Year 11 student at an inner-city academy who built his own PC.

blud i am CREASIN at all dese butterz moist pus'ole wastegash in dis thread bruv oh my dayzzzzzzzzz

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Honestly thought it tasted like shit. You guys have good bread btw

>caring about British politics

Canadian mong

>things can only get better
>things get worse

kek

also
>the sun

>The fact is, Cameron actively helped the poor in this country
Poverty rose under Cameron.

twitter.com/panhead2222

jokes on you haha i have no girl

fuckface

>>everything is bad and there's no meaning to everything
not what I said
do you honestly think anything other than this Liberal endless progress myth is some evil anarchic nihilism?

Prefer not to say

mum n dad think trump is a maniac who wants to kill all muslims and will nuke Mexico if he gets into office

kek

>wastegash
hello 2007

Hmmmm

And now Corbyn has chucked that all down the drain, possibly for a very, very long time.

If I was one of those Labour MPs who nominated him in 2015 to '''broaden the debate''', I would be quite literally considering suicide right now

janny_vs_kpop.webm

real gold... real diamonds

we aiiight

you're overstating revulsion towards the tories in the 90s. nothing like the crisis that labour are in now.

He doesn't post anything

Would unirronically read panheads tweets if he started posting again

What's with all these meme olympics events that nobody cares about?

How do people compete in them and support themselves without going broke?

oi battyman

Unironically took part in the 2011 riots
Not in London though and I'm white
Shan't incriminate myself any further

Having a think

twitter.com/panhead2222

Yanks are actually fucking MENTAL

youtube.com/watch?v=wDne0l1fAn0

>Corbyn has chucked that all down the drain
Ah yes, because New Labour didn't lose 5 million votes between 1997 and 2010 as well as two General Elections, as well as all of Scotland all before Corbyn.

Good job drinking the Mudoch kool-aid lad.

This is the Britain Gen Y voted for.

Good lad

Have a british father, family in britain and a british passport. Try again kiddo

never understood why tabloids are so popular in the uk

>he's here right NOW

*adjusts shirt*

The authorities are now aware of this post.

My wog slang is really old because I haven't associated with them for years haha

tories in the 90s were only realy despised by the people who still hate them now: northerners

politicians can be as slimey, rotten and self interested as they like and people still vote for them. (eg hillary)

Howling

fuck off panhead

fugg meant gen x

>you're overstating revulsion towards the tories in the 90s
I am not. They were absolutely despised. Everybody wouldn't stop saying "18 years". The Major scandals were a national embarrassment. Even Michael Portillo lost his seat. He even remarked how he and other Tories though the party was done.

>samefagging to bring attention to yourself

fuck

off

Panhead2222 is amongst us lads

Greater London's father is a first generation Nigerian immigrant who is serving a 10-year sentence for gang violence and drug dealing.

He converted to Islam while in prison and sometimes sends Greater London poorly-worded letters at the urging or the prison's imam, asking for forgiveness for his actions and emphasising that his newfound religion has changed him but Greater London rarely reads them, preferring instead to take screenshots of Google Streetview in places such as Grimsby, Liverpool or Middlesbrough.

oh my days

alri pan head

Mark "Spook the Gook" Cavendish

heh

just did a cum lads

thats are panhead

twitter.com/TfLLGBT/status/779310253024436224

very good

would bet my new build on Panhead2222 visiting Cred Forums and the_donald

>'grime' culture replaced 'lad' culture

every british teenager I see on tv nowadays look and sound like they stepped right off the set of Kidulthood or a So Solid Crew video set

when will panhead be doxed

european girls >>>>>>>>>>>> british girls

TWITTER IS THE PREFERRED VESSEL THROUGH WHICH PANHEAD INGESTS HIS DAILY DOSE OF SLAGS
[RUNT LIFE]

u called panhead cause you've a head on ye like a loaf of bread?

Hahaha what a wee rat la I say we knock his ballax in

Who the fuck is Panhead? New gimmick?

The absolute STATE

youth recognize that black guys are cool

Greater London was bullied at school when he was younger for "acting too white".

ha ha very good

had a dream where I proposed to a girl in some foreign city and she said yes

made me a feel a bit sad

neither of those are british

What are you doing for oktoberfest?

haha

thats why im saying european girls are much much much much much better than british girls

just sneezed and now im crying wtf

Why is Denmark lgbt instead of Sweden? Why is Germany not /o/?

If pol goes they will shit up the rest of the boards ten times as bad as they usually do.

Had a vision where panhead was dying a horrible death

Greater London's third cousin once removed is the former Newsround presenter Lizo Mzimba but the two have never met.

It's over already

This
Remember someone posting a good map before that showed the places still voting for labour directly correlated with where the coal mines used to be

little runt faggot

filtered germany

filtered yankland

filtered bongland

Go onto his liked tweets
Panheads a right dirty sod

Oh

Why isn't it in October?

>tories in the 90s were only realy despised by the people who still hate them now: northerners
Since when was London in the North?

this is all an elaborate ploy conducted by cheshite designed to force me into doxxing myself

good post this

i recommend reading it lads

*making my way over to /cum/*

that's fucked up

>Remember someone posting a good map before that showed the places still voting for labour directly correlated with where the coal mines used to be
Are you 12 years old? You didn't already know that areas of working class/trade unions were historically Labour?

Jesus

much better

The Google Streetview car once caught Greater London entering his favourite chicken shop in Tottenham in March 2013, but it went past again in September 2015 and so he's no longer on there.

Greater London still has the screenshots, though.

can't wait until greater london doxxes himself

But this makes sense though. Why would they vote Tory.

did your family die in the tsunami mate

keep coughing sneezing and blowing my nose lads

feel bloody awful

so you filtered everything but shitposting?

*just did a post in /cum*

watching martin navigate this site reminded of how much I've forgotten about when I started here so much about this is counter intuitive in the context of online discussion boards that prevail in the west.

walking fast
faces past
and you're home bound?

you can simply select the year you want from archives

can you gizza more exact location on the chicken shop?

youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

good song

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

filtered my fish tank

That would make too much sense for the germans

n-no

Regular JFs are better posters on average because they have been trained to keep in line

Fuck off Panhead you pervert

Look at this smartypants with his big words!
*gives you an atomic wedgie followed by a Charlie Brown and a brutal nuggie*

>there skin
fix that for future generations of copy pasta
and post the vocaroo link

>fedora posting on twitter
oh dare

Post vocaroo for a laugh

Are you Tamil?

just started a revolution haha

Nans only gone and won the postcode lottery

Will some cunt tell me who Panhead is?

good reference haha

haha sick new meme lads

Haha

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

Not when you use that kind of language

OI LADS SICK NEW MEME tbf i will defo start a revolution from a toilet now

need a gf to dutch oven with

no

gonna filter you, filthy yank

I want to travel to London and fuck a British girl before I marry my gf desu

Who wants to do something with me?

the devil

yanks are publicly executed here

Greater London has a strong phobia of dogs.

I don't want to do anything in East London tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=VB6-Nm6jlLI

good song

I'm talking about england

stupid, stupid yank

hey someone posted my pepe

>going to London to find the British
hmm

Greater London's favourite film is Spike Lee's Get on the Bus.

new

...

would you recommend sri lanka as a good place to visit?

...

doesn't all of India's feces flow down to Sri Lanka?

both the officers got fired and the family's suing so at least they didn't try to cover for them

sure