/cum/

I wish he'd just delete every non-Anime board so I have no reason to ever come here and would finally be free from this purgatory.

youtube.com/watch?v=bVDDYQlmq0w

Trump never had a chance of NOT winning

No, his admittance to being a tax-dodging welfare queen this week is the October Surprise

see

i want to sug their cute benis

sauce for the happenings?
sorry, i've asleep

Not bad

Why would you just buy a gram of that? Weed is getting cheap as fuck, even here in Texas.

I just started smoking again (landed new job with no surprise piss tests) after 3 year hiatus, and I was shocked when I called all my old stoner buddies to get a sack...

Used to pay $60 for an eighth and $110 for a quarter of some dank on par with that PE you got there. Now I'm only paying $40 and get quarters for $70. I know in Cali and Colorado you guys get grams for less than $5 all day err day.

Weed is $50 an 1/2 oz in AZ my friendo. I don't buy flower, I only buy it for special occasions and never more than a gram. I got a gram of wax from the same visit today. Cali has the cheapest shit tho

Is Cred Forums going to die

>Do you guys think Trump still has a chance to win?
Does Hillary still even have a chance?

youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

rip in peace

This

reminder that "soft sciences" are a meme

I hear ya. My brother is the same way and I would be too (since I stopped the concentrate game has obviously exploded and I was still a huge head with high tolerance), but I'm still getting retarded high off flower still (been smoking for 2 weeks now), so I'm good with that.

Still go over to my bros and friends houses to hit their rigs but I just don't need to go there just yet ya know?

Crazy unboxing all my old glass I've been collecting since 2003 too... Don't even need to hit my ROOR or Toro with flower that's how low my tolerance still is, can you believe it?

Went from smoking everyday for 10 years to nothing for 3. Like I've been reborn again.

Sometimes I remember I don't have a gf, then in sad

>reborn again

this

>six hundred and seventy five ($675) US dollars

>New Zealand's flag is a racist Trump symbol

Fucking Yank colleges have gone too far!

>tfw schedule changes at work
>tfw forever working on Sundays
>tfw forever working with football fanatic
>tfw found a stream on work computer
>tfw finally have an initiation to handegg

Finally I can be normal

Ya I'm a little drunk watching football, eat me.

Mexico is better than Canada

at being fat lmao

This is true

>Friend stopped selling
>Too autistic to buy
Why is life like this

Send me your Toro so I can put a nail on it and make it a rig pls

You mean you lost your connect?

Cliton's going to cheat just like she did in the primaries.

18 year old high school senior. I'm probably just gonna ask someone that I know smokes, but it's gonna be awkward.

Higher chance than Trump.

I honestly think we're screwed one way or another.

>Send me your Toro so I can put a nail on it and make it a rig pls

Connection has been slow all day, im sure its something to do with America.

Cred Forums is poor and is decreasing connection quality

Ya it'll be awk at first but then you get da dank
There's a place in my town that has tons of local glass artists, I'm saving up so I can drop $300-500 on a piece of art for my first house

What is the worst architecture style and why is it late 70s-early 80s contemporary?

Thats pretty despairful.

weed is actually bad for you. It was proven that it is really bad for you

Why is their face against the floor?
Are they about to be anally raped?

>Chameleon Glass
They make decent stuff. Personally I prefer to buy one-off/custom pieces from independent artists or at least badass production work from one of their sets. Never really liked buying pieces from companies unless it was for bongs, such as Toro, ROOR, etc.

But have fun, they're investments that's for sure, otherwise I wouldn't have held onto some of these pieces I've had that were handed down to me back in the '90s haha.

It's a top down view, she's grabbing a file on top of a cabinet

Of course it is, inhaling smoke is obviously bad for you. It is not worse than alcohol, however.

Had a dream I got a big tattoo on my left arm. What does it mean?

Those numbers! And you're right, 80's style is horrible.

Anything you can abuse is really bad for you. If you don't have self control you shouldn't be doing ANY drug, including alcohol.

But those who abuse cannabis and let their lives and health go to shit are/were inherently retarded, and if it wasn't going to be weed, they would've ended up abusing something else like lotto tickets and fast food because they are a weak human being.

syy

Any cute traps in south Korea?

Why are Americans so good at fighting?

Do ordinary mexicans unironically listen to narcocorridos? Are they popular?

We have to be ready to defend ourselves from packs of niggers.

Harsh environment assures only the strongest survive

The fact of the matter is that other people have these bizarre things called "emotions" that cause them to act in irrational ways, whereas I just don't.

I wish I was white desu

Today is our national holiday

I just wanted to say thank you to all burgers

26 years ago David destroyed the wall

youtube.com/watch?v=_DlBpTHSZr0

Sooner or later you're going to get really drunk, have gay sex, then wake up with a big tattoo with no recollection of what happened.

Why are Russians so homosexual?

i act irrationally just for the kicks

You may be a woman.

BLESS FREEDOM

Russia >>> USA

Yeah most of the pieces there are one-off's from local guys, it's just stupid how some are literally $3000

Why

>tfw no ray gun gf

>he is a part of a subculture that glorifies smoking a plant
You guys are worse than the anime shitposters.

Yep. Most I ever dropped was $800 on that Toro. Would probably never do that again, but if I were still your age and didn't have my priorities elsewhere, I'm sure I would.

You have 5 seconds to explain why you don't participate in /crossfit/

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>Darby is still blowing

Fuck, this really takes me back. A lot of my favorite blowers have come and gone, but Darby still blows on... Interesting.

There's a shitload of money in it, whatever you're selling, if it has to do with the culture, you can make bank. Any average Joe can get into just about any aspect and make money. How many anime faggots can say they make money off their obsessions?

>smoking
wtf, who smokes anything? Dab concentrates it's 2016 my dude. It's not smoke it's vapor ;^)

nobody cares

Explain this shit, leafs

Then why reply????

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Somebody post the Anglo-Quebec- explanation meme please.

I'm not a woman

You're never going to make it

because you're a faggot

assad >>> "rebels" >>> ISIS

and? What're you gonna do about it lil guy?

BASED
A
L
L

I'm too smart to "make it".

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>it's about the time of night I threaten to kill myself
blah balh blah suicide etc

why is /cum/ not comfy anymore

i'm gonna SMOKE

>night
>4 PM

Stop being a faggot and go to sleep then, you're probably just tired of being bored. You'll wake up and get right back to where you are.

not with that attitude
now that's what i call an intense workout

because you touch yourself at night

enjoy getting bounced by thor

>mfw they open with bartolo

quality story evolving

wanted to sleep but i gotta find out how it ends

Californians and midwesterners

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enjoy losing again because you didnt get Bartman to make an appearance

delet

I'm not reading all that. Chances are it's a bullshit story.

Hi guys

Hey man

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>Chances are it's a bullshit story.

hola

APOLOGIZE

what? it's comfy, right?

>loss carry forward
>illegal tax evasion

Y'all niggas need to take an accounting or finance class

Honestly I don't even know what that is.

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I do jumping jacks sometimes with 15 lb weights. I don't know if that qualifies

Crossfit seems kind of meme-y

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give me something to vocaroo

who /benzed as fuck/ here

>forcing memes

>hardon county
hehe

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"You were suposed to say "It's over now?""
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis punches the wall and leaves to write about his waifu some more
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

>hang out with qt girl on a camping trip over the span of 3 days
>best friend is some flamboyantly gay dude
>she leaves early
>leaving me and turbogay together
>was too beta to ask for her number
>apparently the qt lives in my building
>need to establish regular contact with her
>say we should hang out sometime to her gay friend (using gay dude as a proxy)
>phones both dead
>writes my number on a sheet of paper
>says he'll text me once his phone is charged so I can get his number hang out with him and the qt again
>2hrs later and still nothing
Ok. Looks like it wasnt meant to be

modafinil should be kicking in sometime soon

>Be me
>Walking down the street
>American women approcah me
>Say "Excuse me", respond "Yes, what is it?"
>Actually ask me if I speak English

Are Americans legitimately retarded? Or are they ignorant to everything around them on purpose?

>causing a man to go into the witness protection program for catching a foul ball

Who cares, man? Let it go. Maybe his phone really is dead. If not, you'll probably bump into him/her later.

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Who the fuck would go to Iceland LMAO

that particular one might be retarded, but i can see my autistic self doing something like this so who knows

delet this

I've never seen her here before
I need this duder

It's small talk. You're not supposed to take everything literally. Geez, Euros are weirdos.

literally nvm

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So... do you speak English or not?

was this true?

Nobody goes to Iceland, you're lying, just like when you lied about your country having fucking ice.

You literally let the World know you're full of shit anytime you're mentioned.

>literally worst twins basedball team in franchise history
TORII HUNTER COME BACK AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>zuckerberg steals again
not surprising tbqh

>tfw its raining in CA again

Only extremely stupid people, so mostly Yanks
No, I have a government-issued translator to translate my shitposts into English
We're 12% ice you retard

Guys, what are 'stormfags'?

W-where?

>Guys, what are 'stormfags'?

People who post comfy memes and talk about the weather. Like this guy.

Iceland looks like a pretty cool place to visit desu

I was Zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped!

Yes and yes

northern California

ma nature decided Oregon doesnt get to hog it all

Everyone from """"""""Ice"""""""land is a stormfag. Bunch of Thor worrshipping, Aryan Brotherhood faggots

I have posted once before in a thread about my home state, Arizona, that a rare giant beaner threatened to rape my sister and beat him to death--literally killing him.
Countries with minorities are filled with violence, as you are going to immediately find out.

>We're 12% ice you retard

>can't pick up on sarcasm and a bad joke layed on thick as fuck because he's so dead set on trying to make Americans look stupid

You ruined it already, just go back to your thread.

White nationalists who post on stormfront, also called stormniggers

Do you like root beer?
Just bought This at the circle k,is this a good brand?

Jesus Christ

>tfw gonna move to Canada regardless of who wins the election

Hahaha I'm gonna beat all those Canadians up

Root beer's pretty good, I prefer it to most other kinds of soft drinks.

It's not very popular here though, not every supermarket sells it (although all the bigger ones do).

There's already snow in the hills
I can't wait guys. This winters gonna be comfy

Yes it is. Enjoy it user.

Yes. Excellent brand. IBC is one of the best when it comes to root beer. Try their cream soda as well if you like that.

Also, there's an old American company called Frostie's which makes everything from grape sodas to root beer and they're probably the best I've ever had. They're pretty rare these days though, might have went out of business.

I wouldn't mind living in the Pacific NW, US or Canada.

IBC is good, avoid Barq's and Mug 2bh,
best root beers: Virgils, Dad's, and Sioux City. There's a local microbrewery that makes root beer tho, is g00d

the sioux city sarsaparilla is GOAT

b-but we're barely out of summer

IBC is pretty good.
I prefer Barq's.

Thank lord there are no Cred Forums pass users in here

This as well. Barqs is gross, but Mug is literally undrinkable, especially out of a 2L bottle.

>Sioux City

Local Kroger just started carrying these. Been wanting to try the root beer and sarsaparilla (never had but wanted to try ever since first watching The Big Lebowski)

cant wait for Cred Forums to die
all the other, better chans will be revitalised

But winter has already started

test

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We usually get our first snowfall late in October

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Was your summer as muggy as mine?

watching knight and day buds
seems lieka good movie so far

there's no cream soda at the convenience store, only the root beer, they only import a few thing form the us

Who STUDYING here?

>tfw never tasted sarsaparrilla
feeling really nihilist right now

Oh god yes. It was unbearable a few months ago.
Still wasn't as bad as the east coast though.

desu I only ever visit int, lit and sometimes mu here

the rest of the boards are beyond saving

kc and 420chan are a lot better

cripplechan is a lot lot lot worse, like everything bad about this site multiplied by 20 without any of the good

I see...

Wished Jarritos made a root beer, that'd be interesting. Y'all send plenty of those up here. Pretty cheap too, usually 2 for $1.

Lol fuck off nerd.

hey, I did a methods of Psych class too

>tfw you will never be as cool as tom cruise in a film
might as well suicide lads

got an operations management exam coming up

at least I wont be a manlet like Tom Cruise

Holy shit a Jarrito root beer would be bomb
It's actually an intro to business statistics class
good luck!

how easily is to get jarritos up there?
that cant actually be found in convenience stores here, actually I dont remember the last time I 've seen jarritos being sold anywhere

Tom Cruise is fucked in the head

cripplechan was brilliant pre-infinity never
if 4gag dies then maybe itll be alright again

birch beer is just as good as root beer imo

you learn between/within subject testing in business?

They're in my local carneceria, but also some gas stations have em
Yes, birch beer is delicious but not a lot of companies make it. I've only ever had Boyd's
Apparently, never know when I might have to conduct a test

who avoiding doing homework here?
watching the world of kanako right know, Cred Forums says is good

Maybe it was, I can imagine it was a chill community before being swarmed with MGTOWs and teenagers.

>Just got a ticket for protesting the drumpf rally in my state a few days ago

We live in such a police state right now

I'm posting here instead of actually studying, but I've got 2 quizzes and 1 exam due tomorrow for my online class that I've been procrastinating all week

>Holy shit a Jarrito root beer would be bomb

Fuck yeah it would. The Pineapple, Lime, Mexican Coke, and Tuiti Friuti are my favorites. I have 2 Pineapple in the fridge as we speak.

>how easily is to get jarritos up there?

Very. I'm in Texas though so I don't know about the rest of the country, but I can tell you all the four border states stock up on plenty of Jarritos. They're in pretty much all American grocery stores around here and select convenience stores (typically mom n pop shops), but if you want a FULL selection of Jarritos, Mexican Coca Cola, Fanta, Pepsi, and Topos, you have to go to Mexican grocery stores (like Fiesta) or to a Michoacana.

>who avoiding doing homework here?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ASSIGNMENT WAS BUT I CAN'T MISS ANYMORE OR ELSE I LOSE MY B AND I'D HAVE TO TAKE THE CLASS AGAIN

What was the ticket for? I wanna go to a protest and fight someone, antifa or fa i dont care

I've never taken stat. What's the answer to number 4? Is it just .82^10?

do they sell meat at the carniceria?
I see nothing but juk food in that pic

it was best between gamergate and moot nuking Cred Forums. it was pretty decent from then on if you ignored major boards until infinity never's development ruined the site. when it came back it was a shell of its former self
see this for a meme filled history of 8gag
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWag8wqZb5s

dont really matter what they live but they live there sometimes. i hope they die anyway.

>We live in such a police state right now

this desu

I go to trump rallies and shit but I don't give a fuck what he's saying I just want to do speed and get all riled up

I'd do the same thing if he was a radical leftist

the rt comment sections are the best part of the internet

Mine was for trespassing, some got disturbance tickets

Ya thats the front of course to catch people with impulse buys. He's got the carne asada/pollo, chorizo, or whatever too

>Just got a ticket for protesting the drumpf rally
>drumpf

Yeah, there was a veritable deluge of water pouring out of my AC. What is this meme weather we're having

Don't you just love how theres always nothing but beer signs with hot Mexican chicks plastered all over the stores? Love that shit. I swear there's a manual they all follow and have the same store layout.

is this chavez super

ikr?
I got it from google images, it's a place in Phoenix
yelp.com/biz/carniceria-los-reyes-phoenix

>those prices

I really wish I spoke spanish

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You don't need to know spanish if it's the states, most of them speak english or there's a person who does. they deal with lots of whiteys. White people love muh authentic meatz

I guess all Mexican grocery places have the same layouts

:3

don't ignore me reee i need to know the answer

Makes me miss Mega Foods

>muh authentic meatz
Meat without DNA ;)

Some of them speak English. If not, it doesn't take much to learn how to point at what you want, tell them how much (weight) you want, then off you go.

They may try n skimp you by giving you plenty of fat in whatever you want, since you're not Hispanic, but you might get lucky.

i want to go to a mexican grocery store and speak spanish with a ridiculously thick irish accent

when did he snap?

Do it. They'll probably respect that you put some effort into it.

You can buy there..

who

why did you change your name?

>he doesnt know

thing is i could actually do fairly decent spanish pronunciation (they might think im french cos of my r's) but i just want to fuck with them

his account got hacked, right?
that can't be him

They do. It's official. I've been to them in California and Texas and they're all the same. Beer is ALWAYS on the left side of the store, meat is in the back, produce on the right.

rDo you want me to tell what the meats are or something? From right to left, a type of sasuage, intenstines, gelatinous cow foot, tripe, cow liver, pig feet, marinated beef, marinated beef, i think marinated pork, and i cant read the left. Carne seca is like beef jerky, really good

this election has really fucked people over everyones going crazy

That's true

i used to change my name every week before i became your man
in western grocery stores they constantly change where they keep shit so that you have to look around to find shit. that way youre more prone to impulse buy

Your man tier post

>intenstines, gelatinous cow foot, tripe, cow liver, pig fee

what did he mean by this

you can literally just press inspect element and change the text in five seconds

>in western grocery stores they constantly change where they keep shit so that you have to look around to find shit. that way youre more prone to impulse buy

Yep, but not Mexican.

Menudo is a stew which you either love, or hate. It's main component is tripes and stuff. I'm not sure what they use the jelly from the cow for

There are vegans posting here.

He really said that though

Keep going, buddy.

I know guey, I'm not white. ;)

No, dude, the answer to the stats problem. The meats do look good though.

Ew, they should leave

what are your thoughts on this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQz_YlD1nIE
yes i know its spanish not mexican but still
mexico isnt really western
i saw the original. dunno what it was exactly but it wasnt that

oh lmao my bad, you were right the answer is .14 which is .13782382345723 rounded up to two places

Wasn't this guy on Tosh.0?

Not a fan of that type of music /:

Nth for pulled pork

i mean their accents
do they just sound "anglo" or can you tell they are irish

Thank you bud, that feels cathartic. Would you believe that I work with a dozen math profs and grad students and only 2 of them know stat?

Hey America, you should fix our law about weed.
Take responsibility! Its cause is you!!

Teach me 2bh I fucking suck

Weed is legal in some states like California.

>tfw you have a panic attack in front of the girl you like
Just fuck my life up forever fampi.

we stopped taking care of you 60 years ago

its time to be a big boy again, Nippon

Sorry nihion-san! Please wait ~10 years for America to legalize it federally

>Banner advertisements for the Marines on Cred Forums
Good idea on their part desu

the one behind the pillar is carne al pastor probably
are vegetariasn cool?
t.vegetarian

>mcdonnalds

I don't care what you call yourself buddy, I make granola

What is your law about weeb?

sorry about the porn censorship thing too

I don't know, I haven't anything remotely related to stat since a minor section on permutation and combination in precalc. We usually just wing it if someone comes in with a stat question and no one is available to tutor, although I'm thinking we could knock out an accelerated stat program in half a semester if the director agrees to it.

Why send the sane to come back crazy when you can send the crazy and have them return the same? amirite?

I just suck at probability shit

do they eve charge for that?

why don't you go drink another bud light and listen to your fucking garth brooks records you toothless hoosier motherfucker

I thought it was spelled hoser

call me names all you want, but imply that I drink pisswater like bud lite again and I'll have you in a trashcan faster than you can say 'Sorey'

Fun fact: South Dakota and North Dakota should be united and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking communist

Fun fact: South Dakota is one of the top 10 best states, and North Dakota doesn't exist

#notallhoosiers

North Dakota should be a Canadian province

Oh, just look up a precalc text on libgen. I'd recommend Sullivan Sullivan Precalculus or McDougal Littell Algebra and Trigonometry Book 2.

>dakotas
>literally who: the states

t. Cornland and flooding: the state

Correct
>literally who: the county

>not enough of a shithole to be truly southern
>not snobbish enough to be part of the yankees
>that feel when my state doesn't fit in anywhere

only florida knows this feel

>3,000+ people per square mile
>bragging about living like sardines shoulder to shoulder

WEW
E
W

LAD
A
D

>Cuban enough to be considered part of Cuba

North Dakota is real, I saw it on TV

Manitoba and Western Ontario should be US states desu

Don't be mad we have a corn palace and you have corn huts

This is a good map, looks like Wyoming wins again

>VIRGINia

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You'll never fool me

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This is beautiful. I take back what I said Dakota bro.

Me on the left

Hawaii is rightful Canadian clay

you're a manlet?

>a manlet and a flat chest monster
they deserve each other

You mean Japanese

Very good

>Wyoming wins again
>2nd in suicides

I will drive up there now and show you a picture

All is forgiven under the rightful reign of his Majesty Cornelius XIIV

>implying canuckians can live in tropical climates

We have some clay in the Caribbean too

Prove it cornsucker

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name one

I envy your country, only about it…

eat bigboy your fatass.

10 years… T_T

America banned weed from Japan.

W…What is that.
I think stupid censoring porno only Japan.
You did something?

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101105204039AArDiE1

>Another victory for the Dakotan people

>PA
>10.0-19.9
That can't be right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_and_Caicos_Islands#Proposed_union_with_Canada

My candle caught fire what the fuck

America after WW2 is the reason JAV is still censored

why do democrats get so butthurt at RT?

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kek

aren't candles supposed to do that

new

I'm gonna panic lads. Totally should have done a huge thing today. now it's 9 and I have no choice but to go to bed and do it on a day which will already be packed with shit to do

I can't blow it out

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See you in 2018 sensei!!!!