/brit/

Not a fan of the literally whos in Lucifer all teaming up and being the focus of these the late 30's.
Hope they all die. Except maybe Mazikeen.
And I guess Bergelmir is kind of funny at times.

chink eyes are legit scary

chinks are fucking disgusting looking

never been attracted to one in all my life

horrible little flat faced yellow baboons

everyone stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you

Its gonna happen

mummy may already laid out her plan for leaving

The Amazing Atheist is the philosopher-laureate of our generation

Delet this

this

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37535527

We are. Fuck off hans

My posts are some of the best around here desu

0891

FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY

what happens if you do a poo in a urinal

>le banana faec

I want to cum on her face, lads.

irl janny has to delet it

>Canadian brumaboo
HUGE fan of this gimmick

can i post here?

the gook bitch or the Lady Liberty?

...

cold in my room but im all snug under my duvet

...

Time for bed, work in the morning!

My friend is a janitor IRL and he makes around $50,000 a year including overtime pay

>duvet
*googles this*

o-oh

Best feel

Mental that that's more than the headmaster earns in the breakfast club

BRITISH

SHACKS

My best friends amazing transition

imgur.com/r/transtimelines/ZqPCb9t

Give up poleaboo

workshop of the world innit

The "senior custodian" can make around $100,000 including overtime pay, not joking

...

Me on the left, (You) on the right

>24 HOUR OVERNIGHT in IKEA FORT Challenge! (GONE WRONG)
>one black guy, one afghan, both Brit accents
>Nigerian security guard catches them

>"yeah two of them, one from Syria"

creasing

Were you just in /fit/ or is that thread being spammed everywhere?

me in the back

...

fit desu

I was also in there 2bh

the bombs have landed in the UK lads

post shirtless pic? x

Fuck off

fancy seeing you here. hows the bulk

Brum

Lift. Get fit. Eat healthy. Dress well. Act with dignity. Absolutely no degeneracy. We have enough of that in the world already. Be an exemplary member of your race and lead by example.

i really want to make america great again lads

nice comfy 26 degrees right now lids haha

Whats 99p in real money?

Lads why did our lad Rowan agree to do this shite Mr Beans Holiday movie?

Got none of that British humour in here, he's just doing stupid shit but without the real charm

Might have just seen somebody say 'absolutely howling'

Hmmm. Wondering if they're a britposter desu

what the FUCK happened to youtube

He needed the money to service his McLaren F1

Korean gf 2016

$1.29
cheap af

Prepare for trouble, and make it double
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all people within our nation,
To denounce the evil of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above

JESSE! JAMES!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light,
Surrender now, or prepare to fight

MEOWTH, that's right!

Been shit since 2011

YouTube went to shit after antics

thread is dead?

are we all elsewhere?

...

>clocks go back
>it's still later than you thought
gosh darn it

>go on r/politics for the 1st time
>21/25 posts are negative trump articles
why do they even try to say they're impartial

youtube.com/watch?v=HrLrW5_IaAM

Is one month too much time for traveling in the Shetland Islands?

Sound advice. Become the change you want to see in the world.

it's literally all CTR

it's an impressive effort twobh

$1.30 burgers and hogdogs...

ebin

me

Try going to r/Cred Forums
They shut it down

Hello I am here

why did brits build a wall to keep scots out?

threads is making me sad lads

>*Record Scratch*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

Listening to toy boy by Sinitta lads

Really need an older black mummy gf

Why what's up bb? xoxoxo

Looks like my gf

it's back. they made it private for memes

watchin threads
n cryin

I'm sick of benders that's what

surrounding yourself with sad people will only make you sadder

surrounding yourself with happy people will only make you realise you're an abnormie

oh ffs
Someone mentioned it here and I thought it was quite a good thing

I'm currently in talks with a consortium containing several high profile British businessmen to launch a takeover bid for Cred Forums.

We have devised a 5 step plan to make Cred Forums great again.

>The word filters will be removed and replaced with new filters which will correct all Americanisms such as changing 'favorite' to 'favourite'
>Make /brit/ a permanent sticky on Cred Forums
>When a /brit/ thread reaches 500 posts the poster with the most (You)s in the thread will be prompted to make a new edition. Should they fail to accept the invite in 60 seconds it will be passed down to the second most and so on
>Janitors will be democratically elected and receive a small compensation for their work
>Cred Forums will be an opt in/out system. After posting in Cred Forums users will be subject to a 24 hour cooldown before posting on the rest of the boards.

Do you support me?

same

anyone else feel like she peaked at like 14? no pedo

sounds advice 2bh icelad

what if i surround myself with tough Icelandic boys~

the Danish gf

how will you make revenue?

that would be perfect

dont like this martin fellow one bit, but then again i am usually distrustful of balkan types anyway

I do x

Top tier post

...

All Lives lads...

All Lives

want to drink but am producing voracious quantities of saliva

All the nordic countries full of rich people with extremely high rates of autism will be charged extortionate rates to post here.

And some of you will pay it.

Shkreli said on stream how he sees the big blank space to the right as potential for shitty obtrusive ads

Take it to Dragons Den la

you will be put to work and fed nothing but fish and inky coffee

what are some good chans?

need backups

the Saffa gf

Read every single word of this post and thoroughly enjoyed it

I know that feeling.
Non-black male / black female pairings are THE purest love

>Hook up app
>gf

Matched with a big titty black girl on tinder

Things will be alri my lads

>stream
link?

and cock~?

>Its not even fake

Holy shit, this has got to be all one big ruse now, right?
What the hell Hiro's pulled some right shite in his time here

meetup when

>bama
>NC
>tattoos
white trash

men get lonely out at sea

This is perfect

Yankee cuck

That guy better be careful. Dressing up like a gorilla infront of niggers is cause for arrest due to civil rights violations.

>Ads

Dude ublock lmao

I bet her accent is atrocious.

Sounds amazing

Yes

told the gf I was going to sleep

im not going to sleep

Just got back from work lads :S

cuck

i like SA accent

>The word filters will be removed and replaced with new filters which will correct all Americanisms such as changing 'favorite' to 'favourite'

Never knew how much I wanted this until right this moment.

If mugs like you didn't just allow Cred Forums with the non intrusive ads we already had then hiro wouldn't need to go to these lengths

What do you do lad?

should also create a law that says every post from a citizen of israel or and a follower of judaism has to be written alongside a short snippet video of a scene from the pornographic site "fucking machines"

>night love xox
>shitpost on /brit/ until the sun comes up

>tfw maisiebro's frail bones have been exposed to the dusty winds of syria for years now

I'm a brit :ì)

pretty sure ads are useless until you click them

I wasn't going to click them anyway

Barman at Wetherspoons.

anotther sunday desu

post fucking machines

>not buying a captcha pass

you've made me feel bad, and now i've gone and unblocked ads on boards.Cred Forums.org

literally me lmao

Excellent post. I will bring this up for the consortium at our meeting in Central London tomorrow afternoon.

it's monday

How do you find it?

Lads I have extremely shit taste in Music, please link some 'banging toons'

>meet fwb
>he doesn't want to fuck yet
>spend 2 hours dry humping him
what a night lads

>pass user since 2014

howling

absolute sadcase

you absolute mentalist

>Cred Forums will be an opt in/out system. After posting in Cred Forums users will be subject to a 24 hour cooldown before posting on the rest of the boards.

like this idea the most, though im a bit biased as it was my idea afterall

never knew icelad was a queer

going through the twitter of that japanese guy who owns Cred Forums

looks like he has a really interesting life. where does he get the money

that isn't me

>since 2014

Ah, where does the time go

>he didn't get the patents in

wew lad you're getting ripped off by that consortium

This wasn't your idea at all. I've posted about it a couple times before

youtube.com/watch?v=kKItG-_y4_8

It's ok, can be hard work at times and customers tend to treat you like shit, but most of the time it's good craic. Not exactly where I wanted to be at the age of 23 and having done an MSc though.

He owns 2channel

he made/owns the proto Cred Forums, 2channel

one of the reasons i love japan : they invented anonymous image boards

>tfw you wanna wank it but your roommates ordered za

...

youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>In August 2013, an accidental leak placed the credit card details of thousands of 2channel users into the public domain,[7] and this event resulted in a series of lawsuits against the website. Around the same time, the anti-matome movement took place throughout 2channel, a controversial community development involving users protesting against "matome blogs" (まとめブログ?) specialising in summarising 2channel threads, which were taking away site traffic.

Later it was revealed that the website was suffering from financial setbacks,[8] and as a result, the chairman of N.T. Technologies (a key stakeholder of the website, and ex-US Army officer) Jim Watkins assumed full control over 2channel, stripping Nishimura of all power.[9]

In response, Nishimura created his own clone of 2channel at 2ch.sc,[10] and organised a series of distributed denial of service attacks against 2channel.[11] Following the debacle, many former 2channel users have migrated to other anonymous posting websites, or have completely abandoned anonymity altogether and have moved to websites such as Reddit (with subreddits such as /r/NewSokuR dedicated to the 2channel diaspora).[12][13]

ah yes.

Same position more or less lad, though I did a BA so I only have myself to blame, heh
I'm applying for graduate schemes atm, hoping to find something I'll enjoy

there's like 3-4 of us in brit
The guy that posts here most often isn't gay

moot ran the site for over a decade ffs, he said Cred Forums was in a financially stable place before he left and then AnHiro comes along and does all this shite

iknewtf

>people have given this man their credit card numbers to buy passes

>matome blogs

i heard they did with this Cred Forums and translated it

anyone who buys Cred Forums to make money is an absolute retard hahaha

if i was a billionaire, i'd buy Cred Forums for shits and giggles and not change anything. that's pretty much all you can do with it.

kek cant wait til this place falls apart

i'd fire the janitorial staff haha

>these same people flaunt that fact and the fact they literally pay to shitpost

This.
Can't people have actually done this, it's incredible

moot was proper aesthetic

that ought to save some money aHAHAHA

Yeah both my BSc and MSc were in meme subjects (psychology and sport psychology) so I too only have myself to blame. Lots of graduate schemes don't care about what your degree was in though, so I'm sure you'll find something.

>credit card numbers

People use credit cards?

big fan of this jiff

looks like a british dyke

...

Apparently he also had shills on 2channel and removed posts they didn't like

someone post the injured tradie wojak please

I'm not sure you can even call them people

Cheers mate, I certainly hope so- good night, and good luck to you

It's pronounced "giff" as in give but with an eff sound at instead of the iv

Isn't it just a normie word for debit card

>ywn be her toilet
WHY EVEN LIVE?!

moot was cruising on test (steroids) in the second pic anyway

It's jiff

He's working at Google, that's making it

>not using a credit card
nice credit score you've got there laddo

doing a sad

Does he have a gf?

>moot made Cred Forums at 15
>I found Cred Forums at 13

kill me

...

I wonder if he gives a shit about this place going down the drain or if it's just a chapter he never wants to look back on.

Literally at Google now with a decent role, moot is out there with his coworkers and colleagues, it's a crazy thought

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FA.M

cant believe this site is being deleted lads
after all those years...

post machines

Quite worried with all this shite talk aboit Cred Forums going down tb h

Hiro seems like a genuinely nice guy as well.

"Oh you're that guy who made... that Nazi pedo website..... yeah, nice meeting you"

LUGGAGE LAD
U
G
G
A
G
E

L
A
D

are we going to make it, lads?

going on /qa/ and suggesting that Cred Forums should be deleted is like the yukon gold rush, but for (You)s right now

Yeah he seems like a nice guy and is genuinely trying but has no idea how to try

>front end engineer
>decent role

Lmao

Literally what they give to sophomore year interns

99p

Reckon people think Cred Forums is easy to run since it looks so basic and simple

I wonder if he's in software development part of google, if so they'll be people in there who browse and will know who he is.

Google

>front end engineer
how do you know that

Are you implying Janny has it hard?

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>job with Google

that's like landing in heaven

rorkes trigger easily

its a money sink for youtube, but they don't want to lose the youtube audience, so they don't want to sell it, but at the same time don't want to put money into it

as a result every shit addition is just them trying to automate shit

literally perfect

Going into the Trump general on Cred Forums and suggesting that he isnt the second coming of Christ gets you more desu

realized i was old when i just could not understand why anyone thinks this harambe shit is funny

Saw them once and they were weeb shit so I had to get rid of them

I suppose your job is better?

the ironic thing is it started out as a Cred Forums meme, mocking the overreaction of people when a black man is killed by police

then it spread to the normies and they didn't get it and just thought that "le harambe xD" was funny

*tips fedora*

Hello United Kingdomcans

That's not what he's doing, there was an article I can't find and it was actually something not shit. He was like head of an ideas lab or some shit, I can't remember

Yeah sure if you're a cuck

Actually yes it is

It pays more and I'm not stuck behind a desk staring a screen all day doing a job that a monkey can do

Le monkey face

I wonder if Moot acts super liberal to fit in at Google

someone post that moot bus stop story

was howling at it for ages

you are a boot licking cuck, i get it. it is exciting for you -- you get a 'feels good' tingling warmth sensation on the tip of your titty-bitty penis every time the state does something -- in favor of your 'logical' view. but you see: the problem is that the deputies are mocking this individual case. it is extremely unprofessional to group pose and take a picture of the floor mat, responding to the initial picture of the women holding the same floor mat. for speculation i am sure this particular sheriffs department just wanted to prove a point as well as retaliate -- a form of psychological warfare. just remember lil' cuck, there are always bigger fish to fry.

cleaning lady woke me up when she was hoovering

made sure to make a good mess for her to clean up when i fried my eggs

He probably doesn't need to act, he was willing cucked by that Mallory tart

see

moot has always been super liberal he's from upstate new york

>hoovering

blows my mind brits named vacuuming after a US President

what are you talking about

>econometrics Quiz and economic Development Midterm on the 6th
>urban Economics assignment on the 13th
>econometrics Quiz on the 20th
>industrial Organization Midterm, international Trade Assignment, and urban Economics Midterm on the 25th
>international Trade Midterm on the 28th
>econometrics Assignment on the 31st

Ah yes, I paid thousands of dollars plus interest to do this

Wait I found it

uk.businessinsider.com/Cred Forums-founder-chris-pooles-journey-to-google-2016-7

>“I've had the good fortune to work with some of the most creative and talented people in the industry. Yet even against that backdrop Chris stands out as a particularly gifted and astute thinker,” he says. “He has an uncanny ability to see through apparent complexities and simplify. It's a rare and valuable gift.”

>When Horowitz started working on a new in-house startup incubator, dubbed Area 120, Poole was top of mind.
>“I’d always hoped to work with Chris, but was waiting for the right circumstances to arise (both for us and for him), took a bit of patience,” he says. “We stayed in touch, and when Area 120 began to take shape, he was practically the first call I made. And fortunately, I caught him at the perfect moment.”

>For Poole, joining Google, helping other people form their own businesses inside a huge company instead of launching out again on his own, feels like the right fit.

moot must have left some impressiom to be at the top of a Google VP's mind

there was a president called hoovering?

kek

having a night in posting on the chons lads

Blows my mind Americans named their president after a vacuum

I saw moot at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Nah the Jews just wanted to make sure he never created another anonymous website

>urban economics
>development economics
Into the trash it goes.

reminder that you're all pawns in my game

Reminder you're just a pigment of my imagination

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

>that keyboard

I came

came where?

you literally had 6 kings in a row named George

>eating eggs

Enjoy your cholesterol

Was about to bully you for living the runt life but im a bit jelly of that armchair desu.

how kafakaesque of you

in the fridge, scones and milk masterrace here

>leader of country was called hoovering
>complains about a leader being called George

>boxxy

lads

yeah, i think it was something like "pervert Hoovering" or something. no joke

his name was Hoover, and be built the biggest dam in the USA by using slave labor

Does Hiro fake shit English

fertilized and scrambled like ur mums ;0

yeah that was it

lads.....

youtube.com/watch?v=VKd75B_iQrg

Boxxy + cock = LOVE

rate this gimmick

>washing machine is just outside my room
>flatmate decides that 2am is a good time to start laundry
>wakes me up
I stopped the washing cycle 10 minutes in, that'll show them when they wake up in the morning :^)
Who inconsiderate flatmates here?

all over are Rosie's arse

I saw moot at Palo Alto yesterday

I should've asked for a selfie

Really not sure about this guy

He's like an immature child with too much money

Reckon he'll get bored after a month and the site will close. Hiro is desperate for someone to take it off his hands

Also he can't do programming or anything

>Who inconsiderate flatmates here?
your flatmate tbf

girls bums are soft and inviting but their hearts are hard and cold

im going to miss you all

imagine Cred Forums shutting down hahaha it'd be a bit sad desu

would stick my willy in 2008 Boxxy

>in the fridge

FOY

business plan: pay your workers with tokens that can only be used to purchase goods from your own stores

my dishwasher drains into my toilet and i need to do a poo

there's like another hour and a half on it

please stay, don't leaf us friend

The English in pic isn't shit, just a bit unnatural, but it's to be expected from someone that speaks a language with completely different structure.

he's a sociopath and is doing it to remain relevant, the moment people stop talking about him he'll shit up the site a bit so they continue

Have accepted the fact that I am retarded, lazy, and unmotivated

>Dan bilzerian

apex human?

Ella on babestation actually has all her clothes on

That's what I'm saying though, when he posts here it's generally broken English, in that cap his English is fine

Theres about 30 minutes between the messages. He could have taken hima awhile to work it correctly since he could think its a business thing. That or hes just doing shit

definition of runt

>my dishwasher drains into my toilet and i need to do a poo
What the fuck? Explain this

>ella

best slag

>tfw no lazy canuck bf

apex human capitalist predator

noun
noun: runt; plural noun: runts
1.
a small pig or other animal, especially the smallest in a litter.
derogatory
an undersized or weak person.
2.
a pigeon of a large domestic breed.
3.
a small ox or cow, especially one of various Scottish Highland or Welsh breeds.

fucks SAKE how does she have such a cracking body with that bloody face

the piercings and makeup do not help her one bit

the drainage pipe empties through a clever system of pipes into the toilet bowl

For what reason? I've never heard of this. You get murky toilet water appearing after every wash?

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>bossy foot fetish mistress

shpeak of the devil and he shall appear

in bed :3

>inherits his money from his dad
>tells people he made it playing poker even though he's never finished anywhere near decent
>tells everyone he could have been a navy SEAL
>washed out twice before passing hell week but then being removed from the course by instructors because of his personality
>paid 1.5 million dollars to play a navy SEAl in lone survivor and ended up getting all of his lines cut and only has two scenes where he is sitting and walking
>pays prostitutes, porn stars and """"""models"""""" to hang out with him
>got quoted as being 5'7 in GQ and had his lawyers send GQ a legal request to apologise and amend his height to 5'9.75 in the next issue
>no legs

HOWLING

he is genuinely a runt

This was probably the most boring film I have ever seen. I couldn't even watch it until the end

Making a cheeky burger

i thought it was normal?

loads of lumps appearing on my balls

I guess this is it boys

sistren want to feel irie
sistren want to feel nice
so she can move love all thru the night
so pass the ganja and give de sistren

it's a really bad movie

Rosie's face is an enigma.

It's so disgustingly ugly, but at the same time you can't really put your finger on what is wrong with it. It's an ugliness that cannot be hidden with make-up. It's like there is some strange malfunction in her facial structure. As if she has the skull of a Neanderthal or early hominid, but the rest of her features are that of the modern Homo Sapiens.

Fascinating, I wish she was locked up in a lab so that scientists could study her, and more importantly, what went so wrong in her mother's womb while her face was being constructed.

big lebowski is fucking shit along with a whole ton of other cult classics which are absolute dog shit

Cred Forums is DYING

i.4cdn.org/trv/1475453703308.jpg

remember that one time we all learned vaginas have 2 holes

lol

>big lebowski is fucking shit along with a whole ton of other cult classics which are absolute dog shit

uh yeah..
that's why we have two penises

they what

fucking good, honestly. The only way I'll leave this place is if it's shut down

it's fien las if Cred Forums goes down we can all jsut add each other on FB and talk that way :). and us brits can just chill on r/unitedkingdom anyway

you'll move onto something else to waste your time

creasing at this desu hahaha

one for wee one for babies x

business idea:
donate all my future income to Cred Forums

Nope. Sex hole and wee hole are the same thing

Where are we going to go lads?

I certainly don't want to go to cripplechan and be associated with alt-rightist melts

Donate your penis to Iceland's penis museum

i wonder if a girl pissed while you were having sex and the piss went into your dick hole

>vaginas
literally who

some guy is already on it

this desu. i remember being 20 and laughing at the fact that a 24 year old was posting in the thread. I thought about how pathetic he must be

4 years later and im here still

reckon the Brits are the best looking in the world as long as you focus on the middle/upper classes

then maybe yanks too because they're so varied and diverse

everywhere else is too plain and generic

my last post before going to bed:

benis in bagina :DDDDD

there's no place besides it, unfortunately

/brit/ board as well, could have potential

alt-right only applies to amerifats anyway so you're already fucked

This
Plus, he's so insecure that he has to post photos of himself 'enjoying' himself constantly to instagram like a teenage girl

i'll be 27 in 5 months

reckon she's a legit witch lads
her body is pure sin and supposed to move you from the path of god but the face shows she is actually of satans bidding
if there are any witches left in the world it will be on England as well

wonder if when history books talk about the early generations of the internet, and they discuss message boards and Cred Forums, if they'll get things right. Doubt it desu, they'll propbably just sum this place up as Cred Forums and where terrorists and racists come from

Did he rule the russian land and never mind the Czar?

profound thought

how could he fuck up so hard?
Begins was unironically great, one of the best superhero movies ever.
Dark Knight was generally tight and a decent sequel
then Rises was over-dramatic rubbish .

Wrong!

Their leader is an English man

just some bloke

chris "one take" nolan is a hack

all his films are shit but neurotypicals don't notice because they don't pay enough attention and don't watch enough movies

still can't believe WW2 actually happened

imagine being alive in the 40's

I've been on Cred Forums since 13 years old and not once have I ever liked this shitty Bane meme

Not funny in the slightest and completely forced

My mind automatically ignores any Bane post now

I thought it was bad etiquette to piss during sex?

Cred Forums is literal cancer that has spread throughout the site and killed it over the course of years

And you think that gives you power over me?

new

>milo
>alt-right

for you

>chris "one take" nolan is a hack

>all his films are shit but neurotypicals don't notice because they don't pay enough attention and don't watch enough movies

youtube.com/watch?v=gN-8SAqhp74

He's lived in America for years and is only famous in American media. He is a literally who over here and is yours now, just like John Oliver

Cred Forums will be remembered wholly as Cred Forums from 2005-2008

alri reddit

>a small pig or other animal, especially the smallest in a litter.
>undersized
he's about 5'6 and takes roids to compensate so yeah i'd say he's pretty runtish. he even wears the iron man actor clown shoes

>reckon the Brits are the best looking in the world as long as you focus on the middle/upper classes
Middle class people live in those dinky little connected houses
>diverse
>good
Are you memeing?