/asean/

>dutertetards and marcosfag paid shills

They're one and the same

i believe you are with your year-old redundant "argument"

he also believe we are somekind of default Cred Forums
and he wants us to worship miriam wtf?

just a threadly reminder that LPfags wants to protect the rapist-killer of this innocent child together with CHR

anyone who discusses pol-related is pol by default, exceptionally retards like you can'5 even differentiate int from pol. did reddit rot your brain to its core and hindered you from thinking straight?

nitpicking an article just to find things to criticize is even more hilarious. no wonder filipinos can never get over with this blame-shifting culture and crab mentality

wtf i want to rape phillipine's innocent child now

then your rights and dignity is CHR's liability now. and don't forget you're getting jailed in a 30 sqm studio-type fully airconditioned room with sauna and gaming gadgets already provided

not only did you lose your virginity, you're also treated better than a piss poor filipino sleeping on the streets. let's protect your rights as a criminal together

I know right just look at these
they don't even know what CHR is for

they think we are produtdut or tryhard conservacuck

rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo Mijares.pdf

before this dutertard butthurt tirade continues
pls read and buy a copy

tell that to those dipshit who were filing case against people beating them up because they can't do their job as a criminal properly

>comics sans
kek, this is what the brightest mind aquino cojuanco dynasty can offer

me on the left

it not from them its from former Marcos cornnies

The state has the responsibility to defend human rights and also the potential to abuse them, so the focus of CHR is going to be on stopping the state from perpetrating human rights abuses. For example, CHR should stop the police from torturing a suspect to get a confession.
In contrast, there is no point to CHR telling a murderer that murder is bad. Everyone knows that murder is bad and it's not as if the murderer cares about CHR's disapproval. You have the police and the courts to handle that. CHR is there to prevent them from going crazy with power and becoming the evil they are supposed to fight.

>this triggers the Makoycuck

Have you played this masterpiece yet? erogegames.com/please-bang-my-wife-806/

Lads

Kaya

youtube.com/watch?v=cSuu6T2SMBk
>duderte link himself with hitler
MADMAN

Put flag on picture

us economy is like this:
>if dollar is depend on gold, we will stock every gold in federal reserve
>if gold cause dollar down, we won't accept gold
fucking merkin

RICH

KAFIR BTFO !!!!!!!!!
m.malaysiakini.com/news/357628

>tfw trying to out-jew a Thai shopkeeper in Thailand
>discussing with my friends in Chinese about whether or not we should buy from here or other cheaper stores
>shopkeeper suddenly starts talking to us in Chinese
Why is this allowed?

Based

BN victory confirmed, opposition must be on suicide watch over backstabbing in Kajang move.
Strangest I've met is chink in Shanghai traditional medicine factory shilling in Indonesian.

At Paddy's Market in Sydney I swear almost all Chinks there are Indonesian

Bersihfags on suicide watch.

Doesn't Straya have Indonesian language as optional in school?
If the previous muh MO1 is any indication its already been on suicide watch.
Might as well give FRU free holiday.

Indonesian chinese usually go to China to find their "family roots" but they can't speak chinese, so an industry of indonesian speaking tour guides popped up around major cities in China

The more you know...

explain

hnnnnng. Why is our Naj so likeable?

he has the face of a pedo

Best leader we ever had desu

I don't even visit reddit at all but I'm glad that cancer is dead. You fucking hipster faggots can finally stop wasting votes for the next coming elections and we can finally have more tangible results.

DELET THIS

/asean/ will be great again if the bisayas with their lucy tier ooga booga IQ posts are dead and would never have the ability to post in this thread again

Why do people watch other people playing video games on a live stream?

>stop wasting votes
>16 million dumbtertards cost the country 20 year low peso lows and the total disintegration of our foreign policy
>muh drugs
>muh crime
>muh China

hello redddit

1. No powerful gaming PC to play the game themselves

2. Lonely people that need to feel like they have friends

The same question as 'Why do people watch other men fucking hot girl on a live stream?'

Action games is hard yo.
t. never finished any Dark souls.

Bye, /asean/

>duterte was the only candidate on the presidential election

dumb cancer hipsters I swear to god

don't engage xem

>Meetup When?
I already did. Not the meme one, though.

[spoiler]Batik is Indog OC[/spoiler]

I'm selling my body, serious buyers only.

It was just a bad vote and seem like a trap when you look at it now

>It was just a bad vote
>Ramos over Miriam
>1998 was garbage
>GMA cheated...but it was better than an action star
>Aquino over Gibo
>Duterte over Binay

If only you're girl, really cute, virgin, and cheap.

>tfw NEET since 2010
>want to go to college next year
>afraid I can't.
SO do I have to go back to grave eleven? Can they even revoke my diploma?

Please help

Have you considered getting a job you leech?

We still on the pnoy budget you retard. How can we even secure anything or see improvement when dudirty dosn't have the budget to implement his 'ten points' economic agendas?

That is why I am asking? I am troubled if I can actually go to college in 2017 and not be force back to grave eleven.

...

You can get a job even if you haven't stepped a single foot in any university during your lifetime.

Gibo was a trapo cronny
And erap was a problem as well

No we are not on the pnoy budget anymore
He already commified it
Investors are allegedly pulling out

Good for reddit for actually knowing what CHR is

Hello my troubled young minds, whats troubling you today?

thinking of lithuanian porn

Hardware limitation/dont have that console

copy pasting other comments is bad tho

>mfw Rodrigo Duterte as comparing him to Hilter
Top kek
Well i will never visit Pinas again B^)
Feelsgoodmane

Holy shit guys.

Whya are duterte fags as bad as liberal shitheads? Goddamn this motherfucker must be the most obnoxious fuck I've seen.

m.fb.com/intoybautista?fref=nf

If you are cute, nice body, cheerful, not smoking/ketum/gam/doing drugs, virgin, willing to be pet and/or slave, okay being kept indoors, i'll buy, girls/guys doesn't matter. No pengkid/sutun please.

The content is still valid tho
Reddit is just btfo Cred Forums try hard pol flips

Let's assume your age was 18 in 2010. So,
>18 + (2016 - 2010) + Next year = 25 yo
Are you even allowed to enroll in the university as undergrad at that age though? Becuse in Indonesia 21 is max (if my memories serves me right).

poorfags

Only on public university. Theres no age requirement if you want to roll on private one.

we still are.

The new budget arrives in January and dudirty is still using the last of pnoy's leftover budget. until it arrives.

I did work in the town hall as a courier for a year or so but now, I just want better condition.

So is my diploma revoked?

Or I should just choose the rope option?

magandang hapon mga tsong,anong kagaguhan naman ito?

life lang po

pabebe ka nga hawakan mo nga sa aldubs

We are actually spending the budget we have accumulated from the last admin mostly on PNP meme war on drugs thats why it not looking good on our credit ratings and we are loosing alot of mines, it will cycle up ...hopefully
its the tax reform that has not yet been implemented and that seem to be a disaster on its own
this should be copy pasted ever time ignorant flips bring up the CHR

I came here to shitpost so I can vent my frustration onto you Dutdutard fuckers
I can't stand another 6 years of his bullshit

>6 years
(lol

Try 1 year

So about ASEAN girl feet, where can I find the best?

do you have him on yoru friend's list?
because his public profile doesn't show much apart from his profile pictures

>Only on public university.
>Theres no age requirement if you want to roll on private one.
That's my point. Why do you wanna waste your money in shitty private college? It just worthless.
I mean don't falling into college meme. It's only worth if you enroll in good university.

>Be me
>Enter one of top 4 universities in Indonesia
>It was hard as fuck and the standard was high
>But not until graduate, already hired by company
>Got good salary for fresh graduate standard too
Only if you enter good university, user. Top university gives you links and opportunities.

youtube.com/watch?v=SvECnL8VfcU

dutdutards btfo

I am sorry for all the mean things I have said to you or any user in the past.

...

Not bad - girl.
Childhood friend is slightly better.

>its the tax reform that has not yet been implemented and that seem to be a disaster on its own

Yeah, seriously. Duterte needs to get to work when he gets the budget.

I am really looking forward to that '10 points' economic agenda the business groups lauded him for. Because good lord the potty mouth can't shut up and do something that makes you feel relief .

>Only if you enter good university, user.
>good university
Its the rope then.

Hello hell!

>Novelist
Opinion discarded.

>jakarta.coconuts.co/2016/09/30/somebody-put-japanese-porn-huge-videotron-billboard-major-jakarta-intersection

gg,Indonesians sure know how to enjoy porn

Top bantz

we are wasting alot of budget right now

On the arms and drug wars yeah...I am seriously hoping that he doesn't spend it all on the drug war.

Fucl

In acheh

everyone would learn how to beat the traffic eventually

you know budgets are planned and approved right? you know you can easily look up allocations

I wish I could go rn

There's always turkfeet in Germany

Oh yeah there is also that FOI bill that will make some info lookable.

>turkfeet

Watcha playin lads?

muh deeyck

Could be cute. Just sayin

how do i get dubs ?

Capitalism 2

my life

>he plays Dead Rising 3

get a load of this twat.

>L.A NOIRE
Good taste my friend

la noire is no real risk babby dick handholding shit

your heart

Dracu-riot

not all info is available
they are exeptions
it just an order not a passed billl

that why its looks like we are spiraling down
bad budget allocation from duterte
we are spending more than what we earn

that fucking little toe, man

Still not a budget for 2017

I'll wait for him to get his funds before I can decide to judge.

Hoi3

The hell is US doing?

Reply me

The new admin are allocating the budget now

my nipples, since I've finished Witcher 3 + DLC a few weeks back and monster hunter whenever I feel like it.

>thailad is posting.
should have been a fun thread

they're still operating on a measly budget that was left for them by that thief abad.

*reply*

post moar bersih, malas baca

membaca jambatan ilmu

abad is not there anymore the new admin has 90% of the budget now and control over the rest

The opposition is in shambles, we are doomed for another depressing term under the ruling party or worse, a menagerie of unorganized parties that are at each others throat. We're screwed either way.

Thanks anyway, i just want to see some pics with witty remarks

fuck's sake. "what we're earning" has nothing to do with it, they can only work with what's available to them

But the event is on 19th november, so no pictures yet.

Not sure about the Penang thing though.

Remember when he cut the budget for health by 31 bill , even in agriculture

Just to fund military and police and now the police has 5000 increase in their salary

Gendum Breker

philstar.com/headlines/2016/08/23/1616353/doh-no-budget-cut-2017

>In a statement, Ubial said the DOH’s budget is “in fact higher than the budget of the Department of (National) Defense for the first time in Philippine history.”

>She explained that the DOH budget under the 2016 General Appropriations Act (GAA) is P122.63 billion while the proposed budget under the National Expenditure Program (NEP) for 2017 is P90.9 billion.

>“However, the subsidy for Premium Payment of Indigent Family and Senior Citizens was included in the DOH budget in 2016 and this was separated from the proposed DOH budget in the NEP 2017. Thus, if we add the Philippine Health Insurance Corp. budget, the DOH proposed 2017 budget will total to P141.02 billion or an increase of 15 percent actually,” she added.

try reading past the headlines next time

>bersih
>Stop korrup government now
>fuck BN
>fuck Najib
>hey Maria Abdullah Lettme do my ass dance
>we gonna fight the tyrannical goobermen
>nothing changed
Every Bersih rally ever

the budget cut was for phil health it seems
Duterte is also reducing funds for agriculture by P3.6 billion, from P48.9 billion to P45.3 billion; labor and employment by P5.3 billion, from P18.8 billion to P13.5 billion; and for the Department of Foreign Affairs by almost P4 billion, from P20.8 billion to P16.7 billion.

If the money was spent, then the government will have a bigger budget deficit. Budgets are just numbers.
There will always be variances with budgeted and actual expenditures. In any organization, the Budget function is just for consolidating and monitoring expenditures.
It is the operating departments that are responsible for ensuring that they actually spend the money they requested. Personally,
I prefer under spending than overspending.

those numbers are from the same article that made the debunked 31B budget cut claim, so take em with a grain of salt. look depper into the GAA if you really want to verify. I haven't really looked at it yet myself

dead general lol

HoneySelect english, anyone?

Good evening lah

Teh tarik

Its for 2017 but the admin has been allocating and slashing the budget since July with Doikno by now its on effect

Make that a teh tarik kosong

dont forget the normiebook post
both side are shithead

>444
>death death death

It was good bantering with you

>trip
>dub dub
Something's going down in Bersih

>Maria Abdullah gets assraped by UMNO supporters

Najib is gonna get another term

Not surprised if that happens

>tfw exams tomorrow
>haven't studied

i which i was good at anything as much as i'm good at procrastinating

>tfw entering army tomorrow

HOLD ME LADS FUCKING HOLD ME

guys... what is Dyoga Girl?

You know what? You're not too good at anything because you're too good at procrastinating

Lie. Proof or didn't happen.

Good luck and stay gay

never drop the soap when you are showering

I may or may not learn this from personal experience

don't turn gay in the glorified boy scouts

It's okay, you can bring your maid with you one

It's been nice knowing you guys lah

Fuggggg :DDDD

Which one??

>2k16
>still using bar soap
At this point you're just asking for it lmao

Wah heng lah

who is that qt on the left i am dying to know

>9 week

no big deal desu

9 weeks is nothing

I didn't use bar soap. Sometimes it's just too slippery to get a proper grip.

I am glad that's over

>9 weeks
It's only basic military training, after that you get a week off before it's back into the army or whatever vocation you're posted to.

For about 36 months

>too slippery to get a proper grip
You talking bout dicks or soap? :3

My singaporean cousin is currently serving but he got an office job, one more year remaining.

FUCK. KEK.
Enjoy your shower time, user.

I pray for your safety.

what happens to deserters?

Lumpia is indon OC?

I won't say :3

Hanged to death.

>office job
What is he, unfit or something? Lucky bastard. 3 of my friends are working as clerks too lmao.

>thanks man, i hope my asshole doesn't get ravaged lmao

Barred from entering SG, if they enter before a certain age, they'll be forced to serve. Very draconian.

>tfw all my friends are spending their final day as a civilian with their friends, gf or families
>tfw im on /asean/
;_; you guys are my only friends

>What is he, unfit or something
Not sure how or why, he seems healthy enough.

Nah, we all know if the origin of Lumpia™ is Chinese OC. We only re-brand it as Lumpia™.

Enjoy being botak. You will grow to either like it or hate it.

After NS, I pretty much said "no more" and kept my hair long

>hanged to death
are there any other end goals when it comes to hanging? like, can you get hanged to just a point of mild discomfort?

Heresy, Lumpia kepunyaan Indonesia.

The term lumpia derives from Hokkien lunpia (Chinese: 潤餅; pinyin: rùnbǐng; Pe̍h-ōe-jī: jūn-pián, lūn-pián), which is an alternate term for popiah. Spring rolls of different shapes, sizes and fillings have been a popular snack in East Asia and Southeast Asia for centuries. It is believed that the spring rolls are originated from China. It was a seasonal food consumed during the spring, started as a pancake filled with the new season's spring vegetables, a welcome change from the preserved foods of the long winter months.[6] The recipes, both fried and fresh versions, were brought by Chinese immigrants from the Fujian province of China to Southeast Asia and became popular when they settled in Indonesia and the Philippines.

>are there any other end goals when it comes to hanging?
To reach the new level of orgasm. No joking.
I think you're aware if you're orgasm you accidentally hold your breath to enjoy the nice feeling. Basically you try to stop the supply of oxygen into your brain to reach the maximum pleasure.
Watch Hannibal (2001).

There are some cases of people that have their neck snapped but survived the hanging. So if the sentence was just to be hanged, the person would be a free crippled man.

thanks, but I was just practicing my Seinfeld act

Well at least you are no longer spending time on Dota with pinoys and screaming in rage and free food.
Now train your muscles and dig that trench for the glory of your nation!
Besides you might get new friends and mindbroken into forgetting about us soon just like in the doujins.

>Colombians reject referendum on peace deal with commie FARC
A daily reminder that fraternizing or recognizing commie scum authority is still a crime.

But you did with IRA

>conscription

where should you shop for /fa/ clothes on a budget?
>inb4 ukay2x

you will be once you run out of oil because Malaxia will finally put you out of your misery

white shirt and dark blue chinos, it never gets old and very cheap

The Reject Shop™

Actually Flipbong, we are just gonna form a Borneo Republic with Brunei.

Philippines historically belong to Brunei

what's wrong with ukay? just boil the clothes you buy there

I asked where user.

We will take you in if you are cute :3

boil?
i need to find a good fit for me, i'm sure as hell not gonna change clothes in public

tfw playing katawa shoujou
i only open it because of the relaxing background music

youtube.com/watch?v=LbiIu_EzuWk
which chink gf do you want senpai?
whichever i don't care as long as i have a chink gf

yeah boil. kill them germs and shit. some ukays have fitting rooms. uniqlo's alright too.

isn't uniqlo one of those expensive brands? kinda like GAP

they're pretty cheap for an international brand. quality's good for the price. has frequent sales too. i'd say their pricing's comparable even to somewhere like bench

>tfw have come to accept that i will never ever get a gf

bench? nigga i consider it as expensive. any other brands with low price but mediocre quality?

Meetup? No thanks. I'd better continue with salsal.

Are there any lolis here?

shit m8, i dunno. surplus shop? what kind of clothes are you looking for anyway?

hahahahahaha what a loser
me too btw

...

How's football?

Fun. I guess.

DED GAME

wtf the hearing's still going

Well, what do you prefer, /asean/?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475503270690.webm

Oh i heard about that game
I would play but all my friends play overwatch so i dont have the time for mmorpgs

>bench
>expensive
just buy your clothes at divisoria if you're really on a tight budget

Make new friends!

Fuck off Varenan scum

RARE
A
R
E

Rare

>tfw I bought the early access
>tfw I stopped playing it 2 months after it launched

meldaivs

Do not post ever again.

Come back and try it out now. It's a lot better, we even got the Korean patch.

Anyone here play AOW3?

Would play it when I have the time, about to resign and rest for a few months.

At least you didn't get JUST'd by EA.
I want my 50 dolleroos back.

y'all niggs better be watching the hearing rn

holy fukkk wild

>Philippines

>the Mexico of Asia

>attempting to take pride in their perpetually-garbage nation and peoples

wew

The only good CnC games are from westwood studios.

Speaking of EA...
>whenever i see this i feel like i want to chop my head off with a chainsaw

What is this image supposed to mean?

/asean/ is not a place for bully

Oh look, a fucking American.

Get the fuck outta here, you worthless fat piece of shit.

What game is this?
I know man, Red Alert and Tiberian sun was among my earliest vidya along with Mechwarrior 2 mercenaries.
Too bad either way the age of traditional RTS is gone, I miss Generals Zero Hour LAN party with friends.

>t. Filipino diaspora

Tree of Savior

PC gaming is not real.

your mom's not real

>t. Consolecuck

Dude, are you serious?

The true master race is the Idort master race.

That way, you don't have any reason to whine about not having a PC or a certain console.

Have you heard of Dark Spore?

From that Korean guy that was responsible for Ragnarok Online and Grando Espada comes this game, Tree of Savior. Gameplay wise it's like Diablo 2 but cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=VyfWQkn-pEs

Imagine playing games on a machine meant for spreadsheets.

Get with the times grandpa

>having a typewriter as your controller

Pls don't remind me of Dark Spore

>tfw NFS2015 would probably suffer the same fate in half a decade

I can't bear the thought of it.

That game is pretty much the closest to an NFS: Underground 3.

I hope Origin goes down with it.

Permanently.

a/s/l?

16/female/Jakarta

I'm free tonight ;)

Mobile gaming pls stick to Granblue general.
>Not building a mighty transportation network with your typewriter
Besides I still use my old Logitech Attack 3 once in a while.

fuck off chris hansen

...

y-you too

CnC TW is the last good CnC game.

Ever notice how Kane looks like harith iskandar?

I can no longer tell the difference between days/never(so lonely)/Recto

KEK
abc.net.au/news/2016-10-03/australians-arrested-for-'stripping'-at-malaysian-gp/7899216

bump

>malaysia couldn't take aussie's banter

I am not gay

Goodbye, /asean/.

Chee bye

-Checked- XYZ4 -Maldives-

see you in 9 weeks

3* weeks :(
Night all

I wonder if those "nationalist" felt the same way when we were trashing in aqunio and gloria

What's your dick size, flipfags? Be honest.
Aee you larger than the filipino average? By how much?

Someone bullies and embarrass me constantly. The worst part is my so called friends never help me instead making fun of me. Should i kill myself? How can i leave my friends?

the only friends you need are us

tulog na

>they bullied you
>still calling them friends
What a cuck

di ako antukin

Lechon Baboy is Spanish OC?

>6.4 mb
what the fuck malaysia aren't you better than us

Delet, my dl speed is just ~1.2 MBps

I don't really care. But some 1st world retards need to get told about how shit and pathetic they've become.

go to sleep mr.cranky,you're scaring the kids

Then, there's this faggot who hates himself.

>malaysia is 1st world

RM2 has been credited into your account