/brit/

>watching anything made by the Hollywood propaganda machine

really want 2 ferrets tbqh

They're so cute and funny

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screeching

what will the last day on Cred Forums be like lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3gs6rno_g
yeah, this guy's a fag

going to bed

good night adam, peter, josh, kyle, jamie, liam and danny

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is that stupid yank from the last thread here?

1. those are not middle class. middle class is having a nice house in london middle class

2. you have a whole ton of european ethnicities which makes your people look like literally anything. add in some hispanic/east asian to the mix and you look even more interesting

>Hollywood propaganda machine

like every other day

I called him a nigger when the stream chat was being shown on screen and he sighed, shook his head, and blocked me

cute!
youtube.com/watch?v=OIRwQd6ihTQ

it will just disappear in an instant
no warning, no message, nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=gN-8SAqhp74&feature=youtu.be&t=10s

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like realising you've been chewing the same gum for 3 hours and you can barely move your jaw now

dating 2 girls that are both way too attractive for me
both insane though

reckon this is the last year of this site

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kill yourself
always a good way to deal with your problems

business plan: eat dirt and turn it into poo

when the site gets closed down I'll take a long walk in the park and then kill myself

don;t want Cred Forums to die desu
fuck the nu-males feeling "ashamed" to post here, as if every runt doesn't wallow around on Facebook or whatever else.

once Cred Forums is gone there is nothing similar to replace it.

maybe it's for the best

why doesn't he just put ads on the site? it'd be annoying but better than seeing it die

we still haven't organised where we'll go to when this place closes down

moot will come back, just like Jesus

it's not going anywhere lads. We're here forever

no it isn't
it will just leave us with utter rubbish like Reddit or the aborted Chan knockoffs that have like one post per hour

That's it really.
Imitations will rise up, but that's all they'll ever be. They'll never get the traffic this place had, it'll never really have the same feeling.

can't wait
maybe i'll get things back on track

Hiroshimoot should go with the malicious ads option. Everyone who is not a tard has uBlock and it might keep away some of the normies

>Cred Forums on life support
no thank you it needs to leave us and we need to let it go

passed around from owner to owner like a cheap whore until the final guy announces he's liquidating the servers on x date

>not watching that link of the guy talking about getting mauled by a grizzly bear

plebs

pretty sure this is the result of Hillary's campaign

Martin Shkreli btfo a Cred Forumstard on livestream

lol

i watched it

>british music
can't even understand what he is saying
youtube.com/watch?v=hxGlrqGpfik

oh don't be so fucking melodramatic patrick

Cred Forums dying will be the best thing to happen to chans in years

cant get to sleep but suppose thats what getting up at 3pm does to you

>Cred Forums shuts down
>everyone scatters to reality or another chan
>we are never all united in a thread again

;_;

except for poleashit and the yanks

t. Hotwheels

delete this one mate.

tf

even 8gag is better than this shithole in almost all metrics except quantity of users and i despise the genetic dude

what's the best american accent?

new york and southern
t. non american

ageofshitlords.com/Cred Forums-will-probably-shut-soon-folks/

>the fucking comments section
Holy shit I never knew alt rights were such fucking normies

._.

going to miss most of you

trick question, they're all shit

choon

m.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ipxnejmnQ

standard American spoken by a middle aged man with a raspy voice

go on a smaller chan. Cred Forums dominating imageboards is a huge mistake. forcing people to leave will make imageboards great again

would like to rub her choon if you catch my drift

Cred Forums is the last of a dying breed, one of the few big imageforums with roots in early internet culture.

now instead we have "megasites" like facebook and reddit which collect content from around the web into a single heavily regulated package which you can access in exchange for your data.

Hiro was a bad choice as Admin, his history with 2chan should have been proof.

I hope someone buys it, even someone like Martin. if he shits it up then at least it will have a chance to die rather than going out one day because someone forgot to pay server fees.

Found the alt-rightist

>People have unironically resorted to posting their business ideas to save Cred Forums

Lads why have you got involved

theory: the site's not even in trouble, hiro just wants to sell more Cred Forums passes

what are you on about

Found the regressive leftist

that's a bingo

obviously

i'm loving all the drama though

theory: one of you in here has never seen a womans arsehole

Probably wouldn't even surprise me too much
He'll never release figures like some people have called for, all we have is his word

Where are the posh parts of England?

tgeory: theories are better than business ideas

he bought it knowing it wasn't monetarily viable as it currently was. he just had to wait a while before doing a bunch of changes or the userbase would get pissed

>tfw there's a lot that hiro can do to save the site but he's too much of a literal mong

This

He's probably fuckin fluent in english too

One of the first things I did when I got the internet was watch a woman do a poo

The wonder of modern technology

what the fuck

Cripplechan is the alt-right headquarters

south

cripplechan can be whatever it wants to be. /int*/ used to completely fuck with the site and cause butthurt to everyone from the global mods to Cred Forums to Cred Forums. and they were a board on 8gag.

those theories need to be applied mate

got a best in slot trinket off of ursoc today and a slightly upgraded artifact relic as well so its been an ok day... coulda been better but whatevs.......

i once peeked into a porn mag when i was 8
it was scat porn and had women pooing and eating it
made me very confused

How is the alt-right different to the standard right-wing that has existed for hundreds of years?

i've been watching star trek voyager for three days

Hiro is such a shithead
whatever people say about Martin he's definitely better.

>births go up
>population goes down
which retard made this shit

doomsday

ch

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig77qGQl3qA

the so-called "alt-right" is nothing more than the new generation of young voters who have taken a sudden interest in politics because trump represents them.

it's exclusively made of (and for) autists

gf just sent me this

nah

hiro is a mongoloid. martin is an attention seeking dickhead. the former can sort something out, the latter will intentionally fuck with shit to get attention from people.

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IT'S COLD OUTSIDE A STRANGE KIND OF ATMOSPHERE

>the latter will intentionally fuck with shit to get attention from people.
like Moot did many times?

mass famine as a result of the upcoming oil crisis

every time, just like the last
on the ship, tied to the mast
to distant lands
takes both my hands
never a frown, with golden brown

is star-trek good? the show? i do like sci-fi space stuff

qt

i think the idea is lots of starving babies

Alt-rightists think that white people are dying out and they need to take political action to counteract this

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>get 28 million unique page visits per month
>cannot utilise that to not only maintain the site, but also make a healthy profit

ahh yes, very unimpressive

the only thing he did that was outside of april fools was to Cred Forums and that's because im sure at that point he was leaving and didn't give a fuck. i'd hate Cred Forums and Cred Forums too if i were him.

martin would be infinitely worse because it would be all about everyone recognising him.

only if you were born in the 60s or had a dad who was born in the 60s and he made you watch it as a kid

>american education

yeah i dont get this. how could they not make something with this many visits a profitable site?

pirate

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1xo3af_6_Jk&ebc=ANyPxKpXoiJrLH0YdCE1NYalFOMqw1Qglnsq0nwUXGR_laIjJvq9cUSyeTvMdvsX6nsK8qCE6kQj&time_continue=109

The standard right-wing don't think this?

yes

voyager and deep space nine are more dramatic. like space soap operas

next generation has lots of action and is regarded as the best trek series

the original series is too dated to enjoy, and enterprise is decent but forgettable

there are thousands of episodes so virtually endless viewing

standard right-wing right now is neoconservative, believes in free trade, globalism and that america should be the world's police. alt-right believes america shouldn't involve itself in the affairs of other countries, and in mercantilism

you actually got me for a second there

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yea the series is great
depends which one you want to watch?

I'd say start with TOS or the TOS films

*hides post*

go back to Cred Forums faggot

>aggot
stopped reading there

No they don't

Standard right just wants to maintain tradition and values

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Prefer Andromeda 2bh

for what it's worth lads, if i was a billionaire then i'd buy Cred Forums, remove ads and not change anything hahaha

There are varying degrees of right and left

cant wait to see this with my future gf as im sure she'll like orlando bloom and/or johnny depp or w.e

Well yeah but the hallmark of the alt-right is really protecting the white race whatever that means

Can /brit/ recommend a nice countryside village in England where I could ride a bicycle around with my gf?

same

does the arsehole poster actually post in here otherwise? or just his arse

agree with peter on a lot of things but also agree with christopher on a few things

am I a radical centrist?

I would delete /mlp/

they would retaliate

I would delete Cred Forums

chippingdale out in wolsclotworth is nice this time of year

that would be like filling a jumbo garbage bag with wet shit and then ripping it open all over the entire internet

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i would delete all /brit/ threads hehe

Give ponyfags no quarter

theyd go fucking mental

i'd just leave those freaks alone

I would ban all yank ISPs

What would happen if I walked around London with a Make America Great Again hat?

that's literally just made up nonsense by hillary's campaign

how did justin trudeau become the prime minister of canada?

is he a jewish puppet?

people would give you stern looks

>is he a jewish puppet?

yeah

you answered your own questions. thats how all heads of state get into power

We would accept your offer to restore the British Monarchy to America

The Conservative Party was in power for a long (since the Bush years) time and the economy started to go under due to the low price of oil.

>is he a jewish puppet
He's some sort of SJW hack

You won't let me own a ferret and now you won't let me watch them on TV.

Well I'm going out to buy a shagging ferret right now!

great post

*makes a sudden move*

*you instinctively cover your bollocks*

Just got around to setting up the Touch ID on my phone

Pretty nifty

>how did justin trudeau become the prime minister of canada?
Liberals ruled canada with barely any interruption for like 80 years
Harper won elections because the Liberals were so blatantly corrupt and shitty and got us involved in the middle east.

he had a rough time but ended up ruling for like a decade.

now people were angry with him and Trudeau had his fathers legacy behind him, not to mention people's nostalgia for the Liberals.

i could have been bruno-mars if i had tried.....................................

>ace rimmer surfing the alligator in mid air after the nazi

some of the finest comedy writing I've ever seen

t. Wannabe yank

*slaps your nuts*
runt

I would instinctively shoot you

you all are already yanks, yank.

*clutches your hand and holds it on my bollocks*

got the ol' neurons firing with this one

What are you lads doing for Halloween?

halloween is a taig holiday

You're the retard. Population only drops when the births are outnumbered by the deaths

>a canadian replies to me

wearing a gas mask
but that's because of the ash rather than halloween

Is one of your volcanos active?

how are you going to wear your fedora then?

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yeah
have to go outside and clean the ash crust off the windows with a window scraper

Population could drop if births outnumber deaths and people are emigrating elsewhere.

Lol

probably light a bonfire, get pissed off at people lighting fireworks and eat all the sweets for the kiddies when inevitably none of them show up

is he ok?

>be Icelandic
>get ash'd

Are you gonna light your house on fire like the Belfastians?

Trying to think of a name for my new wow character desu lads.

Any ideas?

misery loves company

What shall I wank to

no haha

>emigrating to other worlds

you absolute weapon haha

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Jerry the Cat

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>Automated cars everywhere
5 years
>Hyperloop
10 years
>$200,000 ticket to Mars
40 years

The time for robots has come

soon....

as a cross community gesture of solidarity, yeah

>>Automated cars everywhere
never
the technology is here already
but there are too many legal and insurance issues for it to ever be viable for the masses.

WILL SODDIN FIGHT THE FIRST LAD WHO REPLIES TO THIS POST

I'll demolish you 1v1 in Haxball

>throws sand in your eyes then kicks you in the balls

alri

fuck off

come the fuck at me my lad

night everyone x

Been off the chon for a few days, what the fuck is going on?

Just found this in the attic

A YANK! A PERFECT START TO THE DAY

HEEEYYAAAHH ATATATATA

I've trained all my life for this.

nighty night x

Night bud.

eerie

pirate scumbags

lads i have had my lunch pastries

hankering for a wank tbqh

>somewhere on the internet there could be a small community dedicated to making memes out of you

makes you think

fuck me lads went outside for a cigarette and it's absolutely freezing. like 4 degrees celcius. where did that shit come from? like winter appeared overnight desu

>Colombians voted to REJECT the peace deal
kek and lel

(((colombians)))

alri tim/kev

Creepy

I WANNA KISS BRITISH BOYS

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What's wrong with 4c? That's nice fall time weather.

Is this in reference to his sister in law's miscarriage?

...

yuck

ahahaha

brisbane?

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because it's not been that cold here for months

my dog keeps "licking" stuff
can any animal behaviourist explain this to me?

You have 5 seconds to stop this man from walking towards you.

What do you do, /brit/?

walk faster in the opposite direction

redirect him to enfield service station

like they say, dogs tend to resemble their owners

They're looking for something to dry hump or piss on

Housemates gf is crying because her car broke down lmao

>
so?

little and cute :3

Cheeky burger

I'd cry if my timing belt snapped and ruined the entire engine tbqh

tell him about the cool outside temperature

things are going badly lads
very, very bad
antidepressants haven't seemed to make a difference
wish i had the gall to end it all
surely one day i'll work up the courage

shoot him

more like effeminate and bent

Haha

with me in charge i shall ensure that every yank gets what he deserves

...a short drop and a sudden stop

the antidepressants doctors prescribe take a couple months to kick in

why don't you get a cat from the animal shelter, or better yet 2 cats so they can play together

I made a 300 mile trip with a busted alternator belt

It was the most stressful drive of my life

takes 3-4 weeks for antidepressants to take effect

if they haven't by then report it to whoever prescribed them

when will we do this?

hmm..
not impressed by your remarks at all, you boor

How does that work? Running purely on stored battery juice?

Guys I just saw a kangaroo while I was on a walk

you do that in bongland you're going to jail bub.

>tfw castle law

why don't you get a proper icelandic dog, like a husky?

that yoke you have is hardly more than a glorified cat

Guys I just saw an australian while I was on a hop

It still worked but it was all torn up which caused the spool it was attached to to disintegrate. I didn't have power steering till I got to 3rd gear.

> Click verify once there are none left.

>best friend got his arm cut off due to it getting infected from shooting up
>girl he was dating is now a prostitute on feed her drug addiction
>his mom is in the loony bin after going crazy from uppers
>other best friend in jail

R8 my friend group

it's my sisters dog, i'm just watching it while she is abroad

pictured: an icelandic dog breed

fuck off murderer

What's the difference between a refugee and ET?

ET wants to go home

>not using legacy captcha
m8...

honestly, do you think pickles can even feel pain?

very pretty dog desu but that can't be iceland, you lads have no trees

Oh right. My alternator belt snapped once but the battery light just came on so I pulled over and looked into the engine bay and saw it. Was only 5 minutes from home so I just went home and had some guy in a van came the next day and fixed it.

ET learned English and wanted to go home

>Australian

>Doesn't know how to properly shitpost

This is really sad.

making an arrangement

we do have trees
not many, but they are indeed there

gf asked me to delete the number of anyone I've dated off my phone, so I saved em all in an excel document! haha

having a go

taking it all in

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shitposters gonna shitpost even IRL

haha oh wow

fuck off normie, reee

you got that post from me

havin a think lol

>jfs

Bloody disgusting.

no one cares

Got an ear infection, can hear like a wind sound in my left ear every time I get up quick. Sounds really cool, was thinking about recording it.

They're a decent band desu

>Xan
>88mm

Hmmm

psst...

true

dumb frogposter

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me at 85

Yes?

kill yourself manwhore

THAILAAAAAD

i actually really like the folky and piano death in june stuff but can't stand the fuckin goth shit

im a full blown wank

You dated a robot, or a very tiny person?

>kill yourself manwhore

an irishman walks into a pub

the bartender tells him to use the front door

imagine if you found furry porn on your 16 year old son's computer

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88mm because she had big guns

Xan was some white chick

/brit/ at these hours is horrible
at least the aussies are about

is there any satanic music i can listen to besides black metal?

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youtube.com/watch?v=zYJ9AdsvAgk

It's made by Ukrainians, with extra Satan.

Got a tinder date in 42 seconds, how's my outfit looking lads?

*farts into my hand*
*cups it over your nose*

fucking hohols

i dont know if he's actually satanic but rocky erickson is a fucking space cadet

youtube.com/watch?v=50k-dCwV6SU

also this is the best black metal song imho its jsut like chuggy hardcore
youtube.com/watch?v=z8VIhIIq-kk

well brill

Chek'd

Is passposting the new tripfagging?

fe fi fo fum I smell the grease of some brit scum

This is actually british music? it sounds like something from Jamaica

say something pal??

you haven't seen anythign yet

youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y

>reviewbrah shops at goodwill
it all makes sense now

wow 4 leafs or whatever those things are

>wow 4 leafs or whatever those things are

was he in the jacks or something

Mexicans don't know about clovers since their country has never had any luck in it's entire history.

Excuse me friend, it's the symbol of Cred Forums.

I've been posting on Cred Forums for a week so I know what I'm talking about.

i wanna find reviewbrah, mess up his hair, and give him a leather jacket

sorry, i am a newfag
ps. dumb frogposter

I actually don't know what those things are.

Cred Forums pass users?

but somehow ireland is all about clovers?

>Americans will defend this

What are you talking about?

They were lucky to survive that harsh potato famine.

i didn't know how to say trebol in english

it's a clover and yes that's what it signifies

WHat social media platform is he on other than YouTube?

>leafs in my /brit/

his /brit/?

>my

playing runescape aka coonscape as me and the lads used to call it back in '07

bit racist

Chek'd

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tan and chill with the lads in al kharid innit

having a wank

ket flicks and pills

hello

mental haha thats a lot of grils

foods you have not yet tried but are keen to try, specifically regional dishes

very keen to try biscuits and gravy

and deep fried mars bars out of morbid curiosity lol

good lad

new

youtu.be/ZNnRdAaELHc

Italy is comfy desu