/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>bf just said he has a hankering for my penis
Do you buds have SO's hankering for your penises or vagooburs

your mother

i need a helper

>no bf to have a hankering for my benis
feels bad desu

I don't have SO's but every weekend I pickup a chick from a party instead

That's pretty fucked up

What if his mom is dead?

>SO

I am a disco master

hot

helper for what

I want to go to a foreign country, smoke weed in an air bnb then fuck an escort

why does the swiss kid think he's irish

helping

How would you improve this flag, /cum/?

...

help

Whatcha listening to buds

youtu.be/30hr7DyAuAY

Is /cum/ the gayest general or does that still belong to mämmi

...

why do canadians think they're human?

one should be dork peter and the other should be six armed spidey

youtu.be/LtU3vUOa2sw

definitely /brit/

You have some weird ideas about my mother bud

I am sorry for your loss

You need someone to love
Or else you just another loser

:(

Replace leaf with moose

youtu.be/uSsB5hOfQVg

I don't need nobody 2 love I love myself

alright how can I help

>watching porn
>male actor looks like moot

wew, I can't continue

Why not

...

don't watch porn

I thought for a second your county was "Cochino County" and giggled

Watch this webm you will giggle

youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8

brit's pretty straight they post hetero porn constantly and blog about women

i have lucid dreams everynight

it'd be cool to have greater control over my dreams, including this one
I need to practice keeping those dream techniques in a loose attention, and writing in a dream journal

link it

sup guys

I think your butt's on wrong

...

>2016
>not having a reversible ass

girls gun

welcome back

sleep tight popper

this is ridiculous

>858
Unrestrictedfags get out.

How's this

Again?

pretty calm
but also kind of depressing
reminds me of Sigur Ros for some reason

Aww shit
fucking classic

it's gonna be stuck in my head all week

youtube.com/watch?v=sk0TsOwIceI

it's a csa vz58

i have restricted guns as well but being relegated to only shooting at the range sucks balls

>a fucking MOOSE

youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I

fantastic movie, also me with the glasses

Last question on my exam am I right? I think it's actually D now that I read it again

Remove leaf
Head of Moose

I like it
Good fall music, getting relaxed and unwinding
This is the best time of year honestly

Dreary, rainy, overcast and bleak
The calm peace

I want to move to Nicaragua

are you miserable

generally speaking

upin realising that i am a god, i feel extremely smug

No, I smile almost the entire day

every day of my life

Underaged detected. I recognize that layout and it's from high school virtual school courses.

yes

spell icup

It's actually from my university but whatever, nice try mr internet detective. BBlearn is used nationwide

...

eye-see-eue-p

Is that your name?

Saved

heheheh

I don't know what you're talking about ^)

>tfw 73 days until I graduate

>chimpy

What was it?

t.danielcarmichael

pornography

what's the deal with grapefruit? it's so unpleasant, yet people keep growing it

I want a super earthquake in California to be honest

dang you got me, i think it's okay for anime posters to have that cause ur adorable
made that email when i was 8 or 9, named after my first Build-A-Bear pet thing

>muh stomach cleaner
>muh wine

>wanting to wipe out a Jewish foothold

????

a meme t b h

Sugar

R u d e
Is it because they're staunch rivals of Jew York?

same

greatest ally, w-why

you're supposed to keep that stuff low key, shlomo

>Daniel

I'm hacking you right now.

Most people here do. If not because you hate the place, then because you just want something to watch in the news. (Let me turn on my edge for a second.) Its also fun to watch the world burn.

test3

Add a union jack

Because it's a giant liberal shithole and where Hollywood resides

Okay but what is the answer for the question

cant wait for california to split from the US and float away

what was the question?

What are you talking about?

see

rude

only in the big cities

I haven't gone outside or seen another person in days. Maybe I will Tuesday.

War must have been hell in the 18th century. Just having the fucking discipline to hold position when you knew a volley of fire was coming your way.

youtube.com/watch?v=hPK5KDCGF7g

Line tactics were effective as hell but you were pretty much a damn robot doing so.

But it's run by jews? You'd be taking out your own.

Which will be hit the most and sink in to the ocean, win win

B or D

whats a good website to practice spanish? I've had enough of the underage spics on hispachan

fucking JACKPOT, just found the tin of cookies my mom baked before I moved back

most of the big cities are ok, really only LA needs to be sunk

>this modafinil crash
now I remember why I stopped
how do people take this on a daily basis?

Israeli Jews aren't the same as foreign Jews, and if they are leftists then they can go to hell

Barry Lydon shows this pretty well

Evengelion spanish dub

youtube.com/watch?v=H9VPkmaWvA0

Me too, hopefully enough are killed in the big cities for CA to swing red.

i heard this place has the best tutors and instructors

youtube.com/watch?v=CbBojWrOV2Y
That's what inspired me to post it. Just sends shivers down your spine.

Stop being mean to California!

popo

do you want to die

Oh God, I'm so alone.

where u at, fampai

Your Disney sucks.

t. Florida

...

>hollywood
>not leftist

youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

Oregon has the best beer and all the other states are garbage.

Except you, WA. We buds.

She's the best mexican youtuber,IMO.
youtube.com/watch?v=b2DVPN8VgQA
God is always with you

2bh, Euro Disney is the best, and Disney Tokyo is second. Disneyland/World are garbage compared to Cedar Point tho, a real mans theme park

/lat/ is too esoteric for me

...

She's the most popular so yeah.

I wish they would've hired me at my local theme park last season

delet this

lolwut?

>midwest is a manlet
every time

I have to agree with you on that
t. oregon fag here

There are Disney parks in Hong Kong and Shanghai too.

Those have people literally shitting everywhere.

who is she

why does she have 16 million subscribers

No hablo español

What park is near you? Besides being hpme to the 6th biggest city in America, Arizona's only amusement park is this place

It pains me

Used to work at Six Flags over Texas (the original SF) during the summer and it fucking sucked. Pay was decent but the work was shit, especially if you got put on garbage detail or operating a ride that didn't have any cover to escape the Texas heat.

Is jelqing bad for you?

Yeah, I really liked Barry Lyndon. I think it's one of Kubrick's better movies, better than 2001 or The Shining, which were kind of heavy-handed and awkward for me.

I wanted to trigger you >:(

Virgin with a small penis detected.

Great America is closest. Has a nice water park that I wanted to apply to as a lifeguard/rride assistant, but positions filled. Would've been a fun job.

We have a Six Flags here in CA, but I've never been to it.

Vallejo?

b-but i just wrotte ''poo'' in spanish

Only if you're a moron and do it incorrectly.

my amp dick's shriveled up and retracted, it was that way when my doc gave a hernia check

Bay Area. Santa Clara

And I gave you a poo.

Wisconsin dells

my first impressions
>oh wow what a qt, annoying voice though
>ok she's nice and upbeat I can get into thi-
>*sees trashy arm tattoo*
DROPPED

Should I even go outside tomorrow? I have nowhere to be and no one to see and there's no one I know in this city anyways and no one that I know returns my calls and I'm broke but I've been in apartment for days and before my last time out I was in for days as well and before that too and so on. I just don't know what to do anymore or why I even bother waking in the morning.

What is this?

oh neat, Ive been there

She's pretty cute for a midget desu

only good thing about the state

Rude

GOAT

...

rate

Well you need money, so get a job, as for that other stuff, it's actually not that big of a deal, unless you're a naturally sociable person, otherwise being alone all the time isn't as big of a deal as the media or american's general view of socializing makes it out to be

>Hispanic """people""""

youtu.be/Mc_hbsOqriE

More videos
youtube.com/watch?v=W42uqtvlbDw
youtube.com/watch?v=dI_MWSw8Uy8

>CA

>pepsi

>pepsi
0/10, get a coke

stale meme aesthetics/10

Reminder nothing will ever beat drinking a nice bottle of refreshing Coke(TM)

>southern california
>white

t. Coke shills

you clearly dont understand the 90s bro
spic

>coke plebs
Pepsi is clearly the superior chocie

delete this
delete all of this

>having taste makes you a shill
I would expect nothing else from California

>but some incense sticks
>go noseblind to them after 2 days

I have a job. I make less than minimum wage in demeaning labor with societal dregs. I've been offered better positions, management even but I can't do it. Despite being the most stable I've been since late spring I just can't manage. Not two months ago there was talk that I should voluntarily admit myself into place for recovery.

I'm not liking this yuya girl at all

more like shitwest mastergays lmao

>We have a Six Flags here in CA, but I've never been to it.

Yeah they're everywhere in the country, and most, if not all, are much better than ours (since it's so old, most of the real estate is filled with either old rides or non-coasters). Ours only has three notable coasters, and two of them are pleb compared to the shit the rest of the country gets, especially the parks in Cali.

delete this one too

this

Hillary will STUMP TRUMP right in his fucking ass !

Snapple Rain or bust

I would rather drink RC Cola than Pepsi. Not even memeing

Virginia uber alles

it could be worse, you could be a poor slumdog in mexico, think about that and be grateful at least

tru lol

What the fuck is this verbal garbage
Does Spanish sound like language on crack?

morning lads

>coasties
L M A O

>it's back

Time to fucking leave god damn it

Now you understand why Hispanic countries have drugs problems

>be midwesterner
>worship corn

cannot fabricate this

>VIRGINia
>above anything
lmano

strawpoll.me/11353886
strawpoll.me/11353886
strawpoll.me/11353886

>trump is elected
>"it was meesa all along!"
what do

>2016
>still listening to Vaporshit

>politics

Certainly. I can at least whinge about slowly starving on my less than dollar a day diet on stolen internet.

Dr Pepper

only brain dead hoosiers like pepsi

paid for by hillary

riot

Nope, you're just exaggerating things. She has her voice like that.

Good night

>people not only drink pepsi but enjoy it

>Mexican wanna-be niggers

we're not really on the coast, fyi

youtube.com/watch?v=WkdLbqWLQko
Why can't the USA have a victory parade

>live next to a fucking ocean
>suffer a drought
Holy shit

>he's not listening to anime idol music RIGHT NOW

haha fucking fags these days I swear

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475468003604.webm

>I drink Coke

>what kind of coke would you like?
>i'll have a sprite

wtf can you do with saltwater idiot, nothing, you can do nothing with it

You don't? my sides

Everyone already knows we have the biggest cock in town

>I drink mountain dew/Dr Pepper

>he drinks soda

I bet yall niggas dont even drink watta

>what kind of coke would you like?
>fanta, please

youtube.com/watch?v=TDIRnYBRbXw

those were the days

>landlocked plebeians don't know the difference between salt water and drinking water
don't know what I expected desu

you can desalinate it, but its expensive as fuck

Our equipment is too expensive to risk gathering it all together so a possible terrorist attack could take place.

>less than dollar a day diet
get a second job or something, or a sidehustle, and start living on 3$ a day like these guys : youtube.com/watch?v=qiSg6lwIItU

>what kind of coke would you like?
>a bud light, my dude

>he can't desalinate water
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>not enjoying the crisp 23 flavors of a Dr Pepper™

that's right, cleetus

>what kind of coke would you like?
>water

>Pepsi? You want a penis straw with that?

youtube.com/watch?v=UPNDK46QiRM
im unironically listening to pop country

ama

you probably didnt even know what desalinization was until I said it

best song

youtube.com/watch?v=OFDtr0y-mEk

>what kind of coke would you like?
>a steak, done medium rare, please

"Real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nutz, cuz real gangsta ass niggas know they got 'em"

>they're fucking not giving (You)s to each other just to add salt to the wound

pepsifags on suicide watch

>what kind of coke would you like?
>oh, a glass of ocean water would be fine

When did you first discover the pleasure of anal penetration?

>landlockies think you can just desalinate millions of gallons of water with a flick of your fingers
to be fair one coastal city is larger than their entire state, so they wouldn't know anything about resources

where is all this talk about the site shutting down coming from

did hiroshimayuki tweet something ominous?

>leg tattoo

SLUT

When I was 14 I accidentally slipped a finger up my bum when I was scrubbing it out

>what kind of coke would you like?
>some fried horse testicles please

>can I have a desalinized coke?
>that'll be $9.99 plus tip
>sorry can't afford that, I'm from the coast

Cred Forums.org/qa/

Check the threads

yeah americans are rich and first world, right, why don't they just fill their coasts with desalination plants and problem solved?

>what kind of coke would you like?
>some monster energy please

>Coasters
>Not being able to afford things
Says the Povertycuck

theres literally nothing wrong with medium rare

>what kind of coke would you like?
>an A E S T H E T I C one please

>he doesn't drink carbonated milk

He removed ads. My guess is because he can't communicate with the sponsors (just look at his posts). Then Martin offered to buy the place, but Hiro turned it down. I don't know how he wants to fund the site for now, but suddenly it "doesn't have enough money". Who would have thunk it would be broke after you removed the ads! Fucking genius.

>flyovers would gladly pay $10 for a glass of water

wew

Virginia is better than every other state

>wanting to gain weight
>muh calcium

Nice try cow shill

I don't understand why anyone could find that desirable

kill me please

>Virginia is better than every other state

>what kind of coke would you like?
>a pair of rattling-spoons please

>Henrico the virgin

yea maybe we could if we weren't so busy paying for all the illegals that come from your shithole

>coastal states
>not being able to afford anything
>this is what flyovers tell themselves

cant spell virginia wihout Virgin

>wanting to gain weight
>not lifting weights
lanklets itt

It's actually really good.

>freshwater is a rare commodity for coasties
>heartlanders live next to countless lakes and rivers

>Ah, pepsi. The drink of the mentally disabled aboriginal

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin

>what kind of coke would you like?
>*tries to catch you with pokemon GO app*

>anywhere on the east coast
>being decent

nice meme

>they're not even japanese
bit disappointed

>flyovers live next to countless lakes and rivers
>yet can't afford to drink out of any of them because they're so poor

>what kind of coke would you like
>get me a Saint Pepsi instead

youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00

...

>dis nigga doesnt know about the best freshwater water source west of the rockies

t. flyover

>big roomy heartlanders
you got the 'big' part right

central oregon, family

so a flyover coastie

East coast is like 50% lakes and swamps you dumb cornnigger

where's the love

youtube.com/watch?v=cfVN3kQkcd4
>Not enjoying yourself

I would go to mosque with her if you know what I mean.

The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

>Central Oregon

>coasties will get hurricane'd over or earthquake'd at some point in time
Are you preparing for rising sea levels, buds? Sure is comfy with a higher altitude.

Cred Forums is where I go to yell at foreigners or burgers from different states

>tfw no weeb muslim gf

>Flatlanders can't handle a little Nor'easter or two
LMAOing at you cucks

WILL YOU FAGGOTS STOP BITCHING ABOUT SODAS!

FUCKING CHRIST

I don't mind this

elevation 3500 mate

>coasties call pop """""""soda""""""""
H O L Y FUCK!!!! I HATE non midwesterners now

>what kind of coke would you like?
>a redbull please

>midwesterners

hello excuse me, i would like one tornado with my cheese hat and depression, please

Where are the quality threads?

I'm dead inside

>all this talk about shit soda
>all this talk about shit states

I bet none of you fucks even seen a real tree before.

>Redwoods are the tallest trees on the planet-reaching a height of 350 feet or more.

I'd post a picture, but she's just too thicc for this measly site on it's last days.

fuck you

Right here

>flyovers honestly think coastal infrastructure isn't built to handle a little shake or a bit of wind
>meanwhile they get a single hurricane a year and have their lands RAVAGED
>nobody there has either the money or the knowledge to natural-disaster-proof their shit
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
UP

>be flyover
>move into tornado hotspot
>spend 1/2 of yearly income rebuilding home only for another twister to blow it down

>Pop

What a faggot thing to say. Like some shit the Brits would come up with...

embarrasing

hol up, don't leave until this one dies

you're not my dad

>midwesterner
>exercising locomotion
you can't make this up

one more to bump limit

>I bet none of you fucks even seen a real tree before
>non-coastal """"""education""""""