/brit/

can't believe she is just 18 years old

I want to physically and mentally hurt her

>Her black boyfriend?
hnng

fuck off murderer

that fucking nerd from that band turnstile

yes loads of older black people only listen to blues or jazz

seeing girls who are famous on instagram prettymuch just for being really hot describing themselves as 'entrepreneurs'

hate it when bands name themselves after common parlance words and phrases, should be illegal

...

youtu.be/QW_6TE7Mj3c

>25+
Getting to the stage where I'm no longer romantically attracted to freshers.

I want to physically and mentally hurt her

do you think there are any black people who like alternative and grunge?

playing gta san andreas right now and although radio x is my favourite station, it doesn't feel right to listen to from a roleplaying perspective

really?

What is he doing ?

black people always have really poorly behaved dogs

im no expert but it appears to be some technology stuff

i have ablack friend that does. but he acts like a white guy and only has white friends

wtching this documentary on amanda knox. lol at italian cops

would please me very much if one of you fine gentleman would track down and kill me

My brother in law

Wish I had a child desu.

...

*sheeshes katana*

Sausage and scrambled eggs with hashbrowns probably. Maybe with a slice of tomato and some grilled mushrooms.

I knew a black guy at university, who spoke in a thick Nigerian accent, who used to listen to Metal all the time.

...

hate mine

Want to abuse a girl and make her a psychological mess

Should I look for a girl with pre-existing conditions or try to find a happy girl that I can tear down?

Woah, like your sperm. Makes me horny desu

why?

just remembered that david bowie is dead
bit sad now

cor blimey gareth

Really wish I lived on one of these comfy houses desu

google.co.uk/maps/@52.7052447,-2.7556122,3a,60y,7.55h,100.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQjOpfFsKvpDEcDCh4iiOHg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

who?

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

hes black

ah man that sucks, for you and the kids i guess

can you share some light on the situation if you don't mind and about parenting in general?

Brit meetup in Cabo when?

Do not reply to this post.

It's probably fine to wash a board like this desu. I think they do it in the factory too.

never

COMMUNISTA PUTO

got some cookies in the oven, a bag full of weed and the coffee's brewing

things are looking up

Your wife's son or are you or are the girl black?

I'm going to be in London in early December

Anybody down to do a meet up one night for a couple drinks?

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-03/world-war-two-veteran's-toys-keep-flying-doctors-in-the-air/7874008

really have a soft spot for feel good stories like this one, hope i'm as capable as this at 95

Brit meetup in Oaxaca?

wiped me arse the way the saudis do it

wifes son

Mother fcukers, god damn.

UP IN THE MORNING AND OUT TO SCHOOL

MOTHER SAYS THERE'LL BE NO WORK NEXT YEAR

QUALIFICATIONS ONCE THE GOLDEN RULE
NOW JUST PIECES OF PAPER

I changed my mind, please reply.

hillary was under an FBI investigation, and receives money from cancerous countries like saudi arabia....that just proves that women in politics are worst and more corrupt than men

IF YOU LOOK THE PART YOU'LL GET THE JOB

LAST YEAR'S TROUSERS AND YOUR OLD SCHOOL SHOES

THE TRUTH IS SON IT'S A BUYERS MARKET
THEY CAN AFFORD TO PICK AND CHOOSE

fuckin hell mate

65656372

t. CIA

...

the CIA likes her

THE FACTORIES ARE CLOSING AND THE ARMY'S FULL

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO

BUT I'VE COME TO SEE THAT IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
THERE'S ONLY A FUTURE FOR A CHOSEN FEW

That's nice.

AT 21 YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE SCRAPHEAP

AT 16 YOU WERE TOP OF THE CLASS

ALL THEY TAUGHT YOU IN SCHOOL WAS HOW TO BE A GOOD WORKER

THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED YOU
DON'T FAIL YOURSELF

My birthday is June 6 and I'm a weird sperg mrs lady

hate my life

doing a poo

moot managed to run for over a decade, starting when he was a fucking child, when bandwidth costs were much higher and traffic was much lower.

then kill yourself

are there people that are genuinely extremely happy? or is there only a certain level of happiness people can ever reach for a consistent time?

kill me

Bit curious why /brit/ never does a pee

he used his moms credit card to buy server space ahahahhaha

'ight so any skanks here? desperately need a cumbucket
pic related me

wow same flag same story haha imagine that

Doing a wee

I've tried here m8 but they dont want to share their amazing british womem

doing a wank

lads are welcome too

and what does Hiro do? sit on his butt all day

the fact is Moot managed and Hiro can barely hold up for a year.

fag

Wish there was a uni for people who aren't Shrek memers.

u got one?
spare a quid too

on the loo lads

Watching Black Mirror

just did a grogan

(that's when you do a poo that's so long it hits the water before it's all the way out of your bum)

youtu.be/uEWmmHdKPT4

This song is so totally me

I do those every poop

doing a chunder

Just woke up at 1030PM for some reason. Maybe I'll go to a diner.

Pre existence conditions would be easier, happy might be more satisfying. Maybe strike a balance with someone who "recovered" from preexisting conditions and is now happy, so you just have to resurface them?

nice what time did you go to bed?

Hahaha

why is US allowed on /brit/

having a pork chop and a sweet potato

we arent desu

honestly really looking forward to mafia 3, first game i've been hyped for in a long time

Utter ruminant

I don't know honestly, I was in a xanax blackout

Looks like it takes itself too seriously desu

Anyone remember Saints Row?

Having the union jack atop your post doesnt make you a proper /brit/poster....when you were still a tingle in your daddys pants I was here memeing, making this community onto what we now all know and enjoy today. You're welcome here, kid. But pay your respects to the elders.

yeah, FUCK white people!!!

bout to take a drug that last time nearly killed me and leads to massive depersonalization

see you in 2 hours lads

hope i dont die

Piss off dork

saints row got too wacky and that has a limit before it gets really tiresome

using progresso light chicken noodle soup to clean my glasses while perioding put my ass on the johnny, just turned on celine dion and made an omelette that came out a bit soggy gonna turn on Mulan here in a second just cranked up the heat to 90 degrees fahrenheit some grasshoppers coming out the toilet just finished shitting a brick lads mates tbqh desu 2bh high aus fcuk lads havin a wank to m8
desu

What is Latvia?

Skeeter from Doug was black

>if it doesn't have a white protagonist it's anti-white

back to Cred Forums you go you little cretin

>depersonalization
>z

Get tae fuck

this amanda knox story is crazy. italian justice system is fucked

Have a iPhone 5S for bout 2.5 years now

You?

FUCK THE KKK
hope you realise the story writers are all leftist liberal race-mixing numale looking jew cock sucking scum

a country who used to be more relevant when it was part of russia

Balkans nation that was ruled by the Soviets for like 100 years

Apparently there's not very many Balkans people left and they will probably go extinct soon (many of their languages already have)

this
patriotic little people dont seem to understand this
the Baltic states don't deserve to be independent

What's the name of that award winning biologist or something that said something about its silly to assume Africans and Europeans would have the same intelligence

iPhone 5s for 3 years this Christmas

Going to make the jump to 7 come Christmas

i don't care if the protagonist is a half-nigger, i like the setting

thailad wine pon mi cocky lad

Charles Darwin

the IQ shit was created by a great (((scientist)))

Mexico is also a shithole though

I dont care either
the protagonist could be a brony looking to jihad against the state
I don't care because video games are for losers

Thanks
It's time to switch to Android
wat

Don't feel the need to upgrade my phone at all

Only reason I would ever get a new one is if my phone gets stolen/lost

i see

well you're entitled to your wrong opinion

Lads is sleeping a lot a sign of depression? Recently I've been going for naps in the afternoon/evening because I feel so drained but I end up sleeping for 6-8 hours

Please respond

>Android
>literally have to gut the native extension thus voiding the warranty to make it usable

Nah I'm good senpai

and you're entitled to waste your life
don't worry about it

>android

Fuck off nerd lmao

yes
t. clinically depressed for 2 years

Lad Cred Forums is not the right place to come if you want reliable and truthful information

Also I should mention that I'm incredibly unhappy haha

...

what do you mean?

Yes, I suffered with depression when I was at University and sometimes I was sleeping as much as 16 hours a day and I still could not find the energy to move.

>usable
I think you mean awesome.

Jajajajajasjasjakajakaja fucking trotskyist

depression is not real

el mexicANO in the pic lol

there are ""stalinists"" who follow the establishment line as well

It's a bit early lads

That's right mate. Depression isn't real so you can't really be depressed. You can't feel fake emotions, can you?

just smile bro haha

might kill myself in 20 years if im still wageslaving with no way out
im going to make my own money or the world can go fuck itself

it's not depression, it's just you being a pussy

Jajajajaja trotskyist PUTO

the fat Mexican communist

Well, the noose is tied. never thought I'd be one of these people.

Goodbye.

hope you fail just like I did

hang in there haha

You failed at killing yourself?

:/

Haha

yes
it fixed me

am im back lads please help

why do we all not enjoy our lives?

m8 i know it's hard when you feel like you're at the end of your rope but you just have to hang in there

probably a woman
they attempt suicide with pills or poison whereas men blow their brains out or jump off buildings

Genetic dead ends here m8 haha

nah dont

Someone should show the Mexican the Commie twitter slags LOL

not everyone's is your mas fanny

Heard an anecdote of a guy that jumped off the Golden gate bridge and somehow survived. The second he let go, realised all of his problems are solvable and trivial in the grand scheme of things.

the CIA and the kikes created those freaks

oh but it is in the first-world. I'd say, it's healthy in a moderate dose to address problems and make an attempt to solve the problem. If not, then that's good too because weak people shouldn't press their genes onwards.

they're waiting

capitalists be like "but without capitalism how would we get that sweet sweet innovation™"

i like state capitalism, not real communism :0)

lol

an absolute rekt mladd8s

Tongue convulsions and all lollololklllk

completely disgusted by humanity pretty damn often ngl

that's just how it is
it's not real
there are rare scenarios where the brain IS actually fucked up and can't produce the shit it needs, but this modern """""depression"""""" is just pussies that can't get a hold of themselves and beg for attention with their "wew lads I'm depressed xD"

hate myself

Maoism>>>Stalinism

anyone ever been on antidepressants for dysthymia/depression? did they work? side effects?

alri shinji

youtu.be/ELpmmeT69cE

alri

Soviet union was state capitalist

the best maoist was Pol Pot

What the fuck have you done to yourself lad?

made me feel like a numb zombie

no highs or lows... just a constant dull

didnt masturbate for months

quit them because it was probably making me suicidal

despise myself

reddit.com/r/socialism/

LOL they're all SJW trotskyists

Eating gold fish lads

russians know that trotskyists are a cancer

I like the chocolate ones

being a pussy because they cannot solve their problems? exactly my point. it has always been this way, weaker individuals get left behind if they cannot compete with the rest of the pack. multi cellular life was a mistake.

wonder how often Cred Forums gets manipulated into trolling or doxxing some poor guy
having been here for years, I see how surprisingly easy it is to imitate someone, act like a retard and get a whole thread to hate you so much that they just take a massive steaming shit on they guy you imitated

tis grand me laddio tis m'grand laddo

yes

i hate being called a wanker. ther'es nothing wrong with masturbating. you guys are just repressed.

are Brits still sucking Saudi dick? don't pay attention to UK meme politics desu

hate myself

the fact that communism is no seen as a threat by the powers that be speak to its impotence as an ideology

6'5"

dont like anything about me

wanking is a trick, a simulation. it's not real.

t. typical millennial scumbag

you might be retarded. even more amplified considering your government's history.

Wanker doesn't literally mean masturbater you clueless crypto-yank

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

...

but it is seen as a threat, especially in the US. Wtf are you talking about

gonna take one more minimal toke lads just a teensy bit more

reckon it could kill me but wish me luck

post things you like about yourself:
good at riding bikes
handsome

more like boner of a lonely fart

>Wanker is a term that literally means "one who wanks (masturbates)" but has since become a general insult.

stupid brit

*lumbers out in my long-johns and fires a warning shot in the air*'

hey! scram! scram I say!

Capitalism creates shit people. Anyone who complains about white trash, ghetto people, criminals should also complain about capitalism because they're a direct result of the class state.

Them be the brakes, fella

thoughts?

Are you retarded?

The day the Soviet Union fell is the day the CIA switched from fighting communism to trying to clean up their messes

Without a literal superpower willing to back communist movements abroad they simply cannot gain steam because communism appeals to a strikingly small number of people usually students and college professors and other people who are sheltered from other ideas and experiences

youtube.com/watch?v=wBs19Jkil5Q

All me

why do people say Rothschilds own the Reserve Bank

is it memes

college professors were a good CIA tool during the cold war

its true, greed is a disgusting drive

what i also find funny is how people idolise the impoverished of other nations but look down with contempt at the impoverished of their own

cleaning out the old pc

Watching an anime lads

because capitalists have a monopoly on western economics. Capitalists don't believe in democracy, hence why they're so terrified of communism.

wonder if this Mexican can write/say anything coherently for more than 20 words or so per post

don't think i've seen him use a full stop

:(

>t. bogan

>communism is democratic

Heh

Good one

bought to start the most neurotic insecure trip ever lads =)

there's very therapeutic though

mind is fucked from some fetishist shite, literally "the shining" the film desu ffs

proper all bolixed like =D

>tfw trap niggas are literally the Elon musks, trumps, gates and shreklis of their culture

stfu runtato

Good but his voice does get grating. Still though, he's a breath of fresh air in hip hop.

hate myself

elon musk is a fucking fraud, he is now promising us that he will build a city on mars haahahaha

Ideology idea: Socialism but with a bit of nationalism mixed in

>runtato

shrieking

Hahahahahahahaha

>has since become a general insult

That is the operative part of the definition. Words become dissociated from their original meanings

Now fuck off and don't presume to know my own language better than me

lowest calibre vermin I've yet to encounter, spending time here is like sitting idly in a monkey enclosure that the zoo keepers turned the hose on

For that to work you need One Nation

So there needs to be a transitional fascist period and a cleansing

FUUUUUQ
triggered

another mexican is posting here

how are you supposed to marry and reproduce if your field is a sausage fest?

>tfw nas will never recognize you

sorry but I'm not a commie
I'm straight edge national socialist

the low post quality is telling tbqh

ohh no, the latvian who used to post in /cum/ is here

man WW2 is so fascinating. Imagine being a German and seeing Hitler come to power. I can't even imagine man

hate myself..

This is horse shit. It' just the same with the word "faggot". Whether or not a particular person is using the actual definition of the word is irrelevant because the reason why that word is even used as an insult in the firstp lace is because that stigma still exists. Now fuck off with the excuses.

I fucking hate myself for continuing to return to the utter bullshit this general has turned into.

>national socialist

Is there any more laughable ideology?

need a bf

>millennials
communism

fuck off wanker

I'm what the gays would refer to as a bear

Too bad this is literally the least desirable body type for women haha

spangled you fookin monkeys

there's literally nothing wrong with communism

>led to the development of nuclear weapons
>nearly a century later caused the miggest European migrant crisis since the last one it caused during WW2

Seems solid to me

At least communism is still talked about and everyone knows what it is

National socialism is for edgy teenagers and manchildren who are unable to function out in the world

both ideologies are being talked about
don't see how this is an argument though, winners wrote history
that's why it failed right

>Voters in Colombia have rejected a landmark peace deal with Farc rebels in a shock referendum result, with 50.24% voting against it.

>The deal was signed last week by President Juan Manuel Santos and Farc leader Timoleon Jimenez after nearly four years of negotiations.

>But it needed to be ratified by Colombians in order to come into force.

Some people just should not be allowed to govern themselves. Jesus Christ.

what possible reason is there to reject the deal ahahahaha

the CIA doesn't want peace in Colombia

>brexit
lol

National socialism resulted in Europe being razed to the ground, quantum physics being weaponized, and currently mass immigration from the 3rd World into the 1st
It did all of these things in a very short amount of time

Communism for all its faults did turn Russia and China from agrarian backwaters into world powers

national socialism saved Germany
communism ruined Korea
makes you think

>national socialism saved Germany

This has to be bait

how could it possibly? look at Germany, it's successful

>Kim Kardashian has been held at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room.

>"Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers," a spokesperson said.

>"She is badly shaken but physically unharmed."

I mean, if you're going to hold a celebrity at gunpoint, you might as well go all out and double team her, right? This sells like an insurance scam.

Had a bit of crimbly wimbly nimbo bimbo at the 6 bongeroos ol chaps. Quite the morning if you ask me.

...

capitalizm turned china into what it is

should've just killed her
t. not edgy

I didn't like it until fandingo gave it a 9 so now I like it

Don't worry m8, we hate you too.

trotskyists supported Hitler btw

I'm usually going to bed at this hour

i don't

The mexican is in FARC

I'm off to go suck a fag with a bit of tea.

Need an Irish bf with a funny accent

Karen?

/brit/ I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the thread!

bout to take more of this drug lads

only a bit of dust, can't describe the interpersonal introspective phenomenon that took place when i took a pinch

bollixed me well up

i have a normal accent

subjecting myself to my weekly wage slavery in 4 hours

Referendums should never, ever have become a thing

I say this as someone who voted leave

You're gay

came inside gf last night lads

nou

Was it a binding referendum?

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1475459302736.webm

me having a wank

business idea: a headache that last for 15 hours
Been trying this one out. Will tell you lot how it goes in a day or two.

They're all binding. Unless you're a totalitarian shithole what's the point of asking if you won't accept the result.

if your headache has been going on for that long you should get it checked out

Why do Germans hate us?

hate myself.

the mexican is a PRI supporter

Came immunity to the terrorists that murder 200 thousands people

hahah no, all our political parties are shit

gonna cryogenically freeze myself until the world isnt shit

Vote for the fascists haha

one of our political parties was literally created by nazis LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU
>tfw no qt pet fox

wtf i love communism now

Both are the same leftism m8.

The idea that property be taken out of private hands and turned over to the state (socialism/national socialism), with communists believing that's a necessary step to then abolishing the state.

new

there is such a thing as an advisory referendum

but yes, it would still be extremely unpopular to ignore the result

...

>tfw no fox gf

fucking kek

Haha not bad.