This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
hmmm...maybe all the vowels are shorter, and maybe the word 'highlight' sounds like 'harlart'...
Jason Garcia
This man is not funny at all I dunno why so popular
Caleb Mitchell
His popularity comes from the song being so ridiculous and weird.
Jonathan Taylor
ヤクザのおかま芸でしょう 昔から在日のジャンル
Gavin Hall
The phrases like "I have a pen" and "I have a(n) apple" are supposed to be the first English phrases we learn at school. Basically he's making fun of us for failing to improve our English beyond those phrases.
Nathaniel Jenkins
I'm gonna learn Akitaben instead of standard japanese mark my fucking words tbqh lads
Levi Ramirez
Your English is good, user
I saw some written Hiroshima-ben when I was at the Miyajima aquarium. It was pretty cool
Grayson Morgan
I just love that we are still not so Americanised/Westernised and capable of producing something that the world goes ????.
Nathan Hernandez
What would be the best way to learn basic japanese? My family is settled in romania but I want to go to japan once in my life at least and pass as a local or something. Just a dream of mine.
Liam Reed
How do I make a Japanese girlfriend if I am a gaijin?
Hudson Martinez
A lot of Americans are amazed by how Japan is able to mix ancient traditions with modern culture/life, like how you can see Geisha on the shinkansen or girls in kimonos using iPhones
Joshua Russell
Why Akitaben? Are you attending Akita Int'l Univ?
Connor Martin
anime
Jaxson Collins
>Akitaben It has the most short conversation "ke?" "ku" this means "do you eat?""I eat"
Cooper Robinson
んめ
Jordan Murphy
Akita-ben seems so difficult if only because of the extremely irregular intonations.
Luke Lee
>Kim Kardashian robbed of millions by Paris gunmen I bet she got sever Paris syndrome after this
Cooper Ramirez
んが? いがったよー
Adrian Butler
Yeah... history and traditions provide good bases to build something new. It's one of the biggest merits of Japan, and we all should cherish it.
Luis Reed
fartttttttttt splurrrrchccchhhhhhhhhhhh
fartttttttttttt
Logan Bell
>millions Jewellery? I bet her damage is 100% tax deductible. She'll get new diamonds and new butt implants.
Jackson Ross
Pepe is racist
Brandon Martinez
1.learn hiragana 2.learn katakana 3.learn basic grammer 4.learn basic kanji 5.read manga 6.watch anime and JAV Then you can be Nihonjin
Friendly reminder that no other country in the world has customer service that's even half as good as Japan's.
Robert Gutierrez
who art thou quoteth
Angel Perry
え?あ、うん、そうそう、そういうことだよな…
で、なんで?
Parker Nelson
Hiroyuki-san will set us free
Asher Gutierrez
"no" : ^ )
Grayson Jones
Now you know why our wage and unemployment rate are low.
Zachary Russell
日本語のどうぶつの森で日常用語を学ぼう
Adam Cook
Why would he buy Cred Forums when moot went out of his way to let everyone know how unprofitable it is?
This site may be a bunch of Japan obsessed weebs but there is nothing Japan can sell here that we can't get for free. Also, shilling dragon dildos and onaholes will only get you so far.
Jaxson Myers
日本のガソリンスタンドで働きたいと思う
Jayden Garcia
「That cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize.」だって
I.e which newspaper would a jap woman be most impressed by if she saw it on my coffee table?
Levi White
安倍ちゃん落ちこぼれニートやってて首相だからな コネ社会の究極系が日本
John Rodriguez
>成城大学 そこは金持ちのリア充jockの集まりだ 社交的な人にとってはすごく楽しいと思う
Elijah Perry
Nikkei the Japanese Financial Times.
Nicholas Jackson
しんぶん赤旗
Zachary Davis
Open ur mac
Camden Sullivan
>prestigious maybe Asahi Shimbun(朝日新聞)
Levi Hill
成城ではなく成蹊だ 名前似てるしどっちも金持ち大学だからややこしいw
Kayden Turner
バディ雑誌
Carter Bailey
やだ…間違えた…恥ずかしい…!!
Josiah Price
Any major English-language paper.
>安倍首相の出た大学だね。 成蹊じゃなかったっけ
「絵の蛙は意外と不吉」
Blake Ortiz
乙四なんて20時間も勉強すりゃ取れるよ 問題集解くだけでいいから
Michael Mitchell
来年の1月に日本に引っ越す
たぶんセルフスタンドの夜勤の仕事するw
Landon Clark
>成蹊じゃなかったっけ 死にます。さようなら。
Aiden Rogers
>study in japan 2 years ago at tokyo tech as a part of an exchange program with dartmouth >eat at a japanese cafe >its time to pay >hand the guy 100yen as if its 100 usd >start getting belligerent and start talking to him in english when he says its not enough >the guy waives my fee because im creating a scene why are japanese people so spineless?
>you wouldnt get away with this in the us Because the staff are savage chimps who would shoot you and rob you, or dirty little mud men who would get their cartel buddies to cut your head off. I'll take Japan over your shit-hole any day.
desu i just wanted to see how much of the "gaijin smash" meme was true. it was my last few days in japan and i wanted to see what i could get away with. the people working at the train station got super pissy when i tried to hop the railing but besides that, the interactions were pretty amusing.
Julian Torres
Iwate pref is my home land It's just a Tibet in Japan...
Nathaniel Garcia
Do you still blame us for being xenophobic?
James Phillips
サラダが1100円でワロタ
Dominic Cruz
>Pretty rose and smoked salmon Lovely Salad 仕方ないやんけ。ラブリーサラダやぞ。
Justin Smith
great nature,snow scape,innocent people,onsen,winter sports
>tfw done all work and worked out etc, it's only 5:00 but there's nothing left to do but chill outside on the balcony
kek japcucks will never know this feel
Samuel Anderson
外国人ワサビ多めで寿司店が謝罪
Samuel Price
全くもって同意ですが、自称オタクの栗山千明になら 多少迷惑かけられてもアタシは良いと思います。
Daniel Jenkins
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Luis Reyes
MJ looks disappointed that he didn't get to dress up like a geisha.
Oliver Scott
栗山千明オタクなんだ?意外
Benjamin Nguyen
ケツを掘りたい
Thomas Stewart
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Connor Hall
Why is Korea so inferior to Japan? Japan is great Japan have best tier women, culture, foods, technology, etc. i love jpop, kpop is suck. everyone loves Japan but Korea. Korea is done. Korea should be recolonized by Japansama. comfort women never happened Takeshima is a Japanese territory of course.
Owen Evans
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Colton Green
beef stroganoff
Mason Green
Will you rule us again, aruji-sama?
Alexander Torres
美味しそう
Thomas Kelly
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Lucas Campbell
be my comfort boy.
Colton Brooks
政府が要支援の補助を打ち切る方向で 事業所が大幅に減り続けている 要介護1,2は特養入所不可とした
John Torres
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Nicholas Ramirez
be my comfort boy.
Tyler White
あいつが大好きでも好きでもなかったわ 正直どこが面白かったかさっぱり分からん
Daniel Harris
Show me your bōi putshī
Ryder Turner
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Kevin Long
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Eli Bennett
tell me HOW MUCH WEALTH DO I NEED TO IMPRESS YOUR COUNTRY WOMEN ?
I guess he has all three because they've got nobody else to deal with, but anyway this sort of service at petrol stations used to be normal everywhere. What it should be a reminder of is not how good Japan is but how far the West has fallen.
Hudson Jones
せやで。絶対に来たらあかんで。
Jayden Roberts
長年にわたる近親交配が原因のサイコパス民族だからね
Daniel Lopez
What sort of woman has a navel piercing and dresses like that?
What sort of man has tattoos, earrings, that sort of clothing, etc?
David Nelson
日本に来た白人だいたいモテる説
Carter Williams
some services should be handled by professionals...when they are for stupid women.
Sebastian Stewart
>Пpивéт >é
Isaac Kelly
elaborate
Parker Jenkins
> that ACCENT eeeeew
Nicholas Wright
フィン太郎
Joshua Cox
>What sort of woman has a navel piercing and dresses like that? sluts >What sort of man has tattoos, earrings, that sort of clothing, etc? retards
Asian loves white dick
Brandon Harris
久しぶりじゃん
Austin Johnson
もしかすると二つの島が戻るとか、平和条約もそう遠くはないはずじゃ
Zachary Wilson
あら旦那 お久しぶりね
Leo Davis
>Asian loves white dick So what you really mean is: >Asian sluts love White retard dick
You better have a qt thai gf or bang at least 1 girl for cost of noodles a day, otherwise you are wasting your time in Bangkok. Do you teach english or living off savings?