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Dakota edition

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1st for Cred Forums

This is not a quality thread.
You have deceived me.

>I live along the coast of the Atlantic, Pacific, or Gulf of Mexico

el peruANO knows

Let me guess, you're from Minnesota?

Unitedstatians are the cancer of /cum/

TINY
FLYOVER
WEENIES

>Be midwesterner
>Have tornado blow your house down every year

bananas lmao

Also

fuck you midwest haha

No I have not

reccomend me some fedora as fuck music

Be nice, Quebec.

Dead inside and outside, isn't that a novelty?

no

/sodas/ edition desu
youtube.com/watch?v=bns8VScN5Wg

>mfw a unitedstatian talks abouts the mid west

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>Midwesterners have the ability to rustle everyone's jimmies at a moment's notice
>mfw SD is too irrelevant to upset anyone
Tsk.

Hey wanna hear a joke?
Midwestern infrastructure

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y

just post your OC bud

>South Dakota

literally WHO?

I should kill myself soon

shut up leaf

dakotas are too cute to rustle anyone, you silly little thing

Wisconsin>>>>>Minnesota

im talking about a genre bud
how can i be a pretentious Cred Forums twat?

I think /cum is a mistake i think instead we should have a /cwcm/ general (/canada west coast mexico/) otherwise the mexico-canada to america ratio is imbalanced

Jazz is fedora tier

wtf I want to fuck that car.

my dad is in south dakota right now hunting :3

Why does everyone seem a bit bamboozled? A bit salty from the water?

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t. CHI

>Jazz is fedora tier

How long have you been on Cred Forums?

Do you support deleting Cred Forums?

how

is that daniel carmichael?

fuck jazz

Oh yeah, that place you go for Mount Rushmore.

People live there?

>Dakotas
>Cute

Ah yes
My autism spree

It's the state south of North Dakota

Nah
There's still dance-jazz, but most of the stuff coming out now is "lmao how jazzy is this stuff friendo xdd"

Oooooh nice
Pheasant, deer, or something else?

Think that might be it bud

improvised jazz is pretty pretentious and bad

>Unitedstatians

They call him CIA

>I allow the word "Jazz" in my posts

how to into jazz? I only know of BBNG desu
youtube.com/watch?v=237Nq3O4XXE

almost 10 years.
No.

>I dislike jazz

>he is landcucked out of the sea

>mfw a unitedstatian is vaping

It's all those cheese curd and beer farts you send downwind

More OC

Yes it is GOAT and comfy and please come live here I need friends and someone to talk shit about my neighbors with

>How long have you been on Cred Forums?
maybe 8 years

>Do you support deleting Cred Forums?
no but only because the buttravaging it will cause will be bitched about for years to come, on top of all the racebaiting and sjw pc whining that we already see

>How long have you been on Cred Forums?
Almost 5 years
>Do you support deleting Cred Forums?
Cred Forums is a cesspool but I don't support deleting it. Just because I don't agree with everything said there, or the underage edgelords' ways of discussing doesn't mean I believe it shouldn't be open for discussion. I believe free speech is good for societies, their progress in particular.

>be a south dakotan
>closest neighbor is 13 miles away because nobody lives in SD

Like 5 years
No, but i think if you post at least 100 times there, you should be quarantined there and not allowed to post on any other board.

6 years+
No

>that flag
Fucking fag.

those would be wiscucksinites

They're a people like southerners who seem to have gotten lost and settled in the north.

You're thinking about Wisconsin bud

You're thinking about Wyoming/Alaska bud

>I think Jazz is good
>I also like country music

>I am South Dakotan, don't you dare talk about the north my friend

9 years (fuck me)
kinda

I know for a fact it's attracting stormfags who don't understand the humor here

better just to wait until trump loses and they all kill themselves though desu

>I dislike Jazz and country music

I couldn't care less about being North/South t b h

bro-country>your shitty genre

critique music

>How long have you been on Cred Forums?
Since late 2005, on and off.

>Do you support deleting Cred Forums?
Yeah, or make it a text board. They don't really contribute anything of worth and they can always go to otherchan Cred Forums where the other disenchanted Cred Forumsacks went.

Did u say the pledge of allegiance /cum/???

>bro-country

I didn't see any Jazz so it's good.

I don't know about quarantining them.
It would be better if they actually enforced keeping politics in Cred Forums. Might be tricky with Cred Forums though because politics are highly relevant to international culture.
This question is better suited for /qa/.
Try asking there instead.

I approve of musicposting
AJJ's alright, I dunno anything else there.

No, but I like listening to the Star-Spangled Banner sometimes.

>They're a people like southerners who seem to have gotten lost and settled in the north.
Like those mysterious moving boulders in Death Valley? spoopy

>AJJ

ah, a fellow patrician

>bro-country

please hit me hard with that bat and send me to the gallows

Why didn't u say the pledge

>cap'n jazz
>ohio
checks out
It's Andrew Jackson Jihad buddy, I've been to Sean's house he lives in Phoenix

>Jewsh

im jewsh

Delete Cred Forums or Cred Forums and consolidate porn boards to reduce server upkeep

Slow boards should prosper. Long live slow board culture.

It's somewhat inaccurate when applied to the current U.S., and I'm fairly patriotic, but not a jingoist.

Does Latvia still post here?
I haven't seen him for a while

their first four albums are great you uncultured bob

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>This question is better suited for /qa/.
>Try asking there instead.
I didn't ask on /qa/ because I wanted to ask /cum/.

>his city doesn't have world famous breweries

i bet you drink fuckin coors lmao

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Why is this guy still nullposting? Who the fuck cares? Literally the guy at a party dropping memes he knows nobody else gets

I liked Christmas Island and The Bible 2 2bh, they different but still good. A little noisy and scrambled sometimes but that's cause Sean has issues

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14
far superior to anything you """""""listen""""""" (if it can be called that) to

must be that suicide helpline he volunteers for

need a black gf

Neato

Need an American gf lads

Right here, yo

Can you get me papers?

first thing's first, get yourself a visa amigo

GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

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and his daddy being a diddler

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>I liked Christmas Island and The Bible 2

i am error

his daddy was a diddler so he became a fiddler?

you must delet you

how do i invent a genre

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what's going on with review brah?

have his delusions of being stalked made him go mad? looks like he's in florida or something now

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I can get a tourist one but then again I'd have to leave.

With anime

>mexicans blasting music at midnight on a monday morning

Go lean side to side somewhere else, cholo

I saw him in a CNN interview not long ago.

Has he gone insane? I haven't watched any of his vids since his huge spike in viewership. It's probably been a good 4-5 months.

What music? I wouldn't mind if it was Jazz.

The Legend of Zelda II?

Are Mexicans autistic or just completely uncivilized? Do they all behave like this in Mexico?

about to bait Cred Forums buds

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Nothing wrong with blasting music at midnight.

>then again I'd have to leave.
Not if you get hitched in time.
Vegas still has drive-thru weddings.

Las Vegas has weird laws.

>Nothing wrong with blasting music at midnight.

Fuck off

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yes

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Turn the volume up

Need a white gf

YOU DO IT TO ME EVERY TIME

I had a dream about going down on a girl last night, but I woke up right before anything really happened.

cute

youtube.com/watch?v=kPZz6oJi8yE
r8

pheasant, he was is flying back tomorrow after 3 days there. Little surprised that the max for a day was 3

why dont you just call the cops

kek we also hate that genre here

youtube.com/watch?v=JRiSdAe8sGY

blasting 1989 atm

Buffalo burgers are pretty good desu

blasting drum n bass lads

serious question- how fucked are we? are we reallly fucked, or just kind of fucked?

>blasting 1989 atm

SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA

nou

Over a million get shot a season
A lot of people like pheasant

nah, Im more of a Fender guitar kind of guy

any other NoDak bros here?

in regards to what? the stability of our country?
we're overdue, it'll come crashing down before long. it always does, but there may be greater things thereafter, there usually are.

I want to fuck those squids

SoDak here
Thank you for saving my OC

Also unification when?

Which part of mexico is it from?

nigga you gay

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From the North, it's called "banda" I'm from there too but no one likes it like country.

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>intl

heh

who else fucking pissed

Hopefully never desu. I know you just want a piece of our insane GDP, incredible economy, and prestigious sports. Keep hoping that ""tourism industry"" you have with the black hills works out.

You make decent OC though

ogrin

>tfw no qtpi gf in a tight little skirt to look at you like James Dean

but how? with converging crises of energy, finance, popular unrest and environment all coming at us sooner rather than later, i have a tough time seeing how things could possibly be greater thereafter.

why the fuck do people pay loot crate?

why would you want to be shipped a box of literal garbage every month?

if any of you are loot crate subscribes please explain yourself

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Oh I forgot to include our military might.
That too.

best state?

check em

That eagle looks drunk

I dont know. My friend subscribes to it and now he has those shitty Pop! figurines all over his desk

imo miura will be dead before 2017
really hope we get closure for this thing

A friend got me into country music and it can be relaxing. I don't understand the hate it gets

have you told him to assess his situation and consider that he may be a loser?

Best coming thru

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Wisconsin

>Disney buys rights
>Berserk on Ice 2018
also hoping for this desu

wisconstitutuonal as FUCK

Guns aren't that popular in Michigan besides for hunting.

>forgetting Sierra Nevada brewski's
>not showing the mining towns
>no hollywood

also, is this just NorCal?

In n out sucks FYI

We have part of the Bakken we could frack, but we aren't going to

Speaking of tourism, this years Rally was the biggest one yet
Many a money was made, plus Weird Al was there

>Military might
Hooooooooh I'm laffin

its been memed to be either johnny rebel-tier redneck music or the softest of soft taylor swift pop garbo.

what the fuck

>pay parades
yup just norcal

It's hard to get much more short sighted than fan box/loot crate

>I like thing
>More of thing must be good
>Proceed to ignore consequences of my actions

Not much more than that desu

Who is this dark skinned gentleman?

YOU suck, FYI

*cough* Pasadena west hollywood *cough* *cough*

met some spanish qts today at my uni

any anons have experience with spanish chicks?

negrin

your bf

>I live on the Planet of Earth

Hoe do we fix the south

>living

fuck man, you can only fit so much into an image without making it look overcrowded af.

yuros BTFO

complete regional saturation, and start over again

Honestly not a fan of modern country like FGL and Luke Bryan, but anything older than the 80's I can get down to. Especially Willie Nelson

With anime

Pretty accurate desu except surfing which is definitely a socal stereotype more than norcal

Live and die by IPAs gotta admit

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Somewhat, yeah. Classic Jazz is essentially Happy Blues IMO, though.

>Unitedstatians
El CanadiANO

Im just asking because you listed the niners, and missed LA stuff almost completely

Why are all the black people weaboos

>LOL NORTHSHORE
>#NOCOAST

People like you deserve to be stabbed in malls.

Humans BTFO

IPAs are like the fedoras of beers desu

WELL I'M GONNA MISS HER
WHEN I GET HOME
RIGHT NOW I'M ON THIS LAKE SHORE AND I'M
SITTIN IN THE SUN

That black weeb got arrested for being a pedo, very sad.

youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA
FUCK THE KNICKS

I live on the Coast of the Great Lakes, and you live on the banks of the Mississippi River.

t. shitty local Breweries

michigan more like michigay

wonder how wide his asshole is now

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That's not Illinois

What an idiot that nig.

cute

All black people are secretly weebs

I dunno, Pennsylvania has some alright breweries, Yuengling is p gud n shit. I feel like if you come from California you really don't have a place to insult other peoples' beer culture.

Not saying California doesn't have good breweries, you just shouldn't claim to have better brewing if you don't really have a brewing culture in your area.

he brought CP on his flash drive to school and lost it

>tfw no black weeb gf
why live

I thought the surfer guy and beach background would give off more socal vibes and balance out the norcal stuff.

even in general, why would a grown man want to decorate his home with children's toys

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>tfw know a black weeb giel
ive known her for like a year but we're just friends
should i go for it

>he brought CP on his flash drive to school
>he brought CP on his flash drive to school
>he brought CP on his flash drive to school

CP is unacceptable and I'm glad that that freak has been put away, but god damn.

Cute

is she cute

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Yes. Make the white man proud.

is she cute? then ya, if she not then no, obvi

If people survive, they'll establish a greater government than the predecessor. Judging by history, this is how it seems to work.

Pic of her?

Do it faggot.

Thanks guy. We do have a lot of memey breweries but I don't really drink beer. Sorry.

There is always some fucking problems with weeb girls here, or she is special fucking snowflake or so antisocial that can't even talk to her family normally.

why are leftists so obsessed with incentivizing bad behavior?

cute isnt the right word
none

>THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL

That's my fetish.

Iowa

So she's ugly? Then pass, there are plenty of black girl weebs in America user

>cute isnt the right word
so what is the right word?

looking forward to milo yianaopolololous fading into irrelevancy desu

>it'll come crashing down before long
>it always does,
>but there may be greater things thereafter

poor nigga

she's too normie to be cute
non-cute=/=ugly

acktchyually they're called 'bison'

>McMichael claimed this post was a joke
"It was just a prank guys, I swear!"

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Regardless they are adorable

>Then pass, there are plenty of black girl weebs in America user
Where do you see black girl weebs? I see black girls, but none of them are openly weebish.

>she's too normie to be cute
Why is that?

>5'9

F

>things\don't click\cp\cp

every time

>230 lbs

cuteness is much to do with personality imho

You think he posted on Cred Forums?

Who?
Whatever you say Chicago
no u
Anecdotal
I'd rather kill myself than spend time with the tweaker denizens of wisconsin
FUCK OFF COMMIE

further proof that people who like anime are almost undoubtedly pedophiles

i am honestly surprised anyone would openly admit to liking anime, you are basically saying you're a pedo

WHO / GOTTA TAKE A FAT SHIT/ HERE

Taking a shit right now

>people literally handicap themselves for no reason and hunt with obsolete guns

>WHO / GOTTA TAKE A FAT SHIT/ HERE

I really doubt it.

SHART

Hiro should offer perks similar to Patreon. These are some that I thought of.

>$20 gets you the captcha pass
>$40 allows you to embed images in the background of a thread and embed a YouTube video as music
>$50 allows you to access a passholder board
>$100 allows you to ban up to five people for a week for any given reason
>$200 allows you to create your own board for two weeks

MAMMY CHANGE POOEY NAPPY

>$500 allows you to create your own board permanently

There's literally nothing wrong with anime

>tfw North Dakota is our rival
>tfw really like North Dakota and would rather be bff's like Harrison intended

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Just took one to be completely honest with you

that is a retarded idea

>finally sign up for the social media jew
>"people you may know"
>half of them are classmates from fucking elementary school I haven't seen nor talked to in a decade
h-how

do you want her to circle you like a shark and glomp on your ears to make you blush?

Nah, there are good anime. I don't like weebs though, I empathize with you there.

what are the fundamental differences between the two?

>There's literally nothing wrong with anime
>Just took one to be completely honest with you

Both the Dakotas are pretty much just Minnesota's pet goldfish. We look over at you guys, occasionally toss you some laborers/tourismbux, but nobody really gives a shit if you sink or swim.

Why not just live here lad?
Whatever it is you like about SD I can assure you we've got it twice as good

>Stop downloading all that cee pee Thad, you're just asking for it
>WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY

most anime is pedo shit though, yeah there's some normal anime but it's pretty rare

Nothing; the only reason they're two states rather than one is that a) a single Dakota would have been too large for people to travel to any prospective capital in a day with the technology of the time and b) to preserve the partisan balance in the Senate.

What do you guys think the shutdown of Cred Forums will be like? Quick and painless, or slow and agonizing, with one board being deleted at a time and slow servers?

FUCK MINNESOTA

WRONG
South Dakota is one of the top 5 best states

>or slow and agonizing, with one board being deleted at a time and slow servers?
Hiro is gonna try to suck every last sheckel he can out of this place before shutting it dowm
Around japs, watch your back

sorta like this

youtu.be/LlQCW02Tbxc?t=1m58s

I really like south dakota just saying

>implying this wouldn't be a perfect Cred Forums

kys weeaboo

adult GIF is great we don't need that many fucking hentai boards

Economy
Disposition of population to visitors (SD is more polite, ND is more honest)

I refuse to believe Minnesotans would be so rude as to suggest we're your 'pets'

The Black Hills, all my family is here

I'd move for Fargo but even then I get pretty homesick being a few weeks away

Arizona is top 5, SD is much lower

>Cred Forums
haha good one

>Hentai
>Hentai/Alternative
>Hentai/LGBT
>Hentai/Ecchi
For what reason?

That a joke?
The whole of Minnesota is just a leisure spot for good hard working, honest Dakotans. Lake country, the cities, the northwoods, Winona/Red Wing. Unfortunately for you we still do a good bit of hunting and fishing here since our game & fish department isn't run by insane Nazi Commies

FLYOVER MOO COWS

Arizona is not top 5 my friend, South Dakota is way superior to Mexico 2.0

>The Black Hills, all my family is here
Soon they'll be called the black flatlands, amirite?

Better contained in a single spot than metastasizing all over the Boards.

Ugh im still out in the streets! All because my fgt uncles gf is over.

Reeeee

hey cum
guess what?

No?

You guys have waaaaaaaaaaaay better gun laws and Northern Arizona puts our nature to shame

>Mexico 2.0
New Mexico, right there in the name :^)

Well that's rude they asked you to leave

chiken but

Best state is California, end of discussion.

You're county is literally unfabricatably a citrus fruit?

>negotiating with terrorists
t. Hiroyeville Chamberlain

new

no silly
new thread!

lmao

Sorry, it was a fat-joke about the midwest, and not a very good one.

>Black Hills
Those are nice, but we've got cooler ones called the Badlands.
To be honest I'm kinda jelly of all the trees. Don't move to Fargo though, it sucks on pretty much every account. Bismarck is a better town

I would have responded with something like "the only fat joke here is you"