/cum/

this one cos it was posted first

>Wisconsin is superior to Minnesota

Doubt it
We have Yankton after all

mo-

Objectively incorrect

Why do some lads have flags and others dont?

>Objectively incorrect
LMAO no

>muh relevance

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you know, like a gaping anus!

Because some are too stupid to get the Extra Flags thing.

Only other people using extra flags show up

>lads
>Not buds

Also whereabouts are you?

LMAO yes

We also have badlands
They don't look so nature-y but they're pretty relaxing and not too far from here, an hours drive

Some creeps don't want to use extra flags.

Love Peas
Love... Yeah

Thinking about sneaking into Canada through Glacier National Park

Not necessarily too stupid, so much as not willing to show further personal information. I resisted doing it for a while then finally caved about a week ago.

this is a micked thread
proofs: we're in here buds

fuck off we're full

Would you consider it emasculating if your shoes made a funny noise?

Were you one of those kids who deliberately made their shoes squeak after rainfall?

I'm not a meany

Do it
Bully those Albertan qt's

Nice try

I have extra flags installed but ripped out the bit of coding that posts yours to Cred Forums. I can see your flag but you can't see mine.

t. micked
we're in here

Spoopy

just give up

who music backlog here?
Currently working through the last Cred Forums sharethread

s p o o k s

Funny smell in my nose desu

>A thread w/ a third of the replies as this one
Yeah no

>not using YouTube to listen to music

>tfw the concept of spooks is a spook

No, I went out of my way to be a boring person in early grade school.

shaking my head

One of the better parts of Fargo currently, but I've lived all over ND and a good bit of MN too. Bismarck, Minot, Williston, Minneapolis
The only place worse than Fargo is Grand Forks - shitty frozen wasteland college town filled with frat and aviation dudebros.
tbqh I fucking love the Black Hills and visit for camping & fishing & driving as often as I can. Have you been there your whole life?

Why?
The US side of Glacier is better anyways

>watching anime
>school girls are on buses and metros without any scary shit happening
>you will never have safe buses in America

Went on a bus once and within the next stop there was some coked up nigga shouting like MC Ride. Decided to never ride the bus again.

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Does it smell like formaldehyde?

Had a godawful smell in my nose a while back. Think it was a sinus infection.

Where are you from?

>tfw spocked

>not downloading music
I bet you listen to the radio in the car too

pretty sure all the school girls get raped and kidnapped on the bus in Japan friendo

ride the train

What state

Orlando.

That's a meme I'm pretty sure.

>not using Spotify Premium

>coked up nigga shouting like mc ride
kekd
Spotify has a tiny selection of music

It's okay for the stuff I can't find on YouTube 2bh.

>not listening to college radio
>not listening to a lesbian get stoned and make noises with her box

That's probably it. How long did it last?

>Have you been there your whole life?
Yep, but I'm well traveled
I made the mistake of visiting Lincoln in summer a few months back

>90% humidity, cloudless, 105F

And he's probably jumping the border for better cigarettes and booze

have totally no idea which part of 80-90's japanese commercials has that much vapor meme potential

Here's my college radio, current DJ fucking sucks
kjackradio.com/

A long while. I stopped noticing it after a bit and then it went away. You should go to the doctor and get some sinus meds for it.

Maybe but American rail travel is no meme, it's genuinely a good experience if you need to get somewhere without a car.
Even Light Rail is pretty decent in US cities that implement it. Better than the bus at any rate

I listen to a lot of music and I've never had too much of a problem with it. It's gotten better recently, they've even started tossing some obscure Japanese doujin artists up there. I'm consistently impressed with what I can find, at least 75-80% of the stuff I see in Cred Forums sharethreads I can sample through Spotify

that sucks, check out mine
wprb.com/

I want to join my college radio and play only Drone and Doom. Call it Daniel's Drone & Doom 4:20am-6am

I used to DJ for a college radio station
They can vary between incredible and absolutely worthless
Mine was better back when I was hosting, now they mostly play generic indie and shit on Trump whenever they talk

What in the world is that
Did you camp there?

I'd listen to it. College radio really is the best at 2 AM on a weekday.

Should I go out to get something to eat. I only have instant ramen in my apartment

Love it

That's Devils Tower
It's in Wyoming's chunk of the Black Hills
>Which is rightful SoDak clay tyvm

Probably one of the cooler little secret gems out in these parts

It even has it's own independent ecosystem of prairie dogs and bugs on the top. It's neato

What if I told you 1:30am is bedtime?

Also I didn't camp there, it was a stop on the way to Sheridan

I'd tell you you're right and I have class at 9 AM tomorrow.
>2:34 AM

3-4am is my bedtime, my first class is 10:20am

I hear the fall lineup has some good anime. What new shows should I start watching?

the ones with cute boys

Alright I'm heading to bed
I hope everyone gets to relax and enjoy their nights until the sun comes up to bring the world back to life

youtu.be/PO096QehE20

Goodnight

Forgot the comfy
Now I just feel silly
:s

Nighty night pals

Season just started. I know as much as you do.

Probably Gakuen Handsome.

Oh neato. Looks like a comfy place to be
I've got a regular camping spot in WY myself that I like to stop by whenever I can. Dead Indian Pass, NW of Cody. If you ever want a good hiking experience head out that way
It's technically in National Park territory so you're free to pitch a tent wherever you'd like

Sleep snug amigo

>It even has it's own independent ecosystem of prairie dogs and bugs on the top
it's like a hotel for prairie dogs?

comfy night-posting
youtube.com/watch?v=6Vz24aIsdfg

night night

nite don't let the bed bugs bite

Mods are asleep. Who wants to see my penis?

I gotta make like a banana and split

night cumbums

Oh I know
MUST WATCH:
Hibike Euphonium S2
Brave Witches (if you enjoyed Strike Witches)
Flip Flappers
San-Gatsu no Lion
Gundam (if you've kept up with recent ones & IBO)

MITE B COOL:
Watashi ga Motete Dousunda
Nanbaka
Shuumatsu no Izetta
Anitore! XX (for fapping)
and there was another mahou shoujo besides Flip Flappers that I heard about but I can't remember the name of

>Mahou shoujou
Was it another one where they're all trying to kill each other? :/

night night

I like the smell of tire shops, anyone else?

Not me. The smell makes me tired.

No my friend
This season we're witnessing the revival of adorable, colorful, shoujo-style, yuri-filled mahou shoujo, complete with occasional scenes featuring incredible sakuga
youtu.be/KWMWPQtEH40?t=42

same

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Anyone here like Macross.

>newly paved roads

Fine! I'm keeping my penis to myself!

Degenerate.

I want to get into some mech anime but I'm not sure where to start. I always hated mech when I was a kid but I'm opening up to it lately. I prefer something older, maybe 1990-2005, oriented towards an older audience. Any suggestions?

Are smells a social construct?
>Liked the smell of cigarettes as a kid
>Eventually realized everyone else (except maybe smokers) was repulsed by it
>I eventually come to dislike the scent as well
Inversely
>Didn't like the smell of weed, thought it smelled bad
>Started hanging around stoners and smoking it in high school
>Now I fucking love it
Huh, really makes you think huh?

I turn my extra flag script on an off multiple times per /cum/ thread , but sometimes I forget to turnit off and I make a post and kind of post myself into a corner

Macross is right up your alley.
They're all pretty good.
I'm sure some will recommend Gundums too, but I've never actually watched any.

fag

Shit looks intense and beautifully animated. I'll have to check it out.

some are more universal than others I think, like body odor from sweat, or farts, almost no one likes those smells, especially if they come from another person other than themselves.

>smoked cigarettes in my high school years, then stopped because it was stupid, now I don't mind the smell at all

>smoked weed since middle school, but I hate when someone around me that I can't see, or who I don't know is smoking it

>beautifully animated
wew, even as a major fanboy, Macross is anything but "beautifully animated", aside from a few OVA's and movies.
Webm related is what you usually get from an average episode.

Sinai belongs to Israel.

That's not even that bad compared to most of the shit in the original. I'm sure someone here has the knife fight webm.

Dam nigga. That last web.m you posted was great. I don't care tho, I can still enjoy it.

Haydee is very bad in some parts

>jenius knife fight.webm
yeah, its still a really fun franchise.

Eating ramen dry: degenerate? I just can't be fucked to even clean a pot and cook it

Hehpill me on D.A.K.

the turkish immigrant kids did that too, I think you know the answer to your question now.

>when Cred Forums of all places reminds you of a kickass comic from your youth

why do I even bother going to Cred Forums

This should help with Gundam.

For those that aren't finished yet, I'd say this about them:

Origin:
>not much mecha action and the stuff that exists is CG
>more cinematic than most Gundams
>feels almost Ghibli-esque at points
>don't watch without watching the original

IBO:
>poor animation compared to more recent ones like 00
>some say it takes forever to get anywhere, entire first season is a roadtrip from Mars
>characters are introduced and then given a death flag and killed which makes it feel cheap
>some say there aren't that many fights as there should be

Thunderbolt:
>very detailed art and animation
>jazz soundtrack
>haven't seen past the first episode so am not able to comment much further

There are special kinds of ramen that are actually meant to be eaten raw.

Sorry, I meant dry.

Confuscius say "there's only so many times you can laugh at yourself before the joke gets old"

Confucius is a fucking retard

/cum/...

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whyd he hit the kitty

he dindu nuffn

just got out of the shower

>IBO
Saw an episode on Toonami not long ago. Bad writing, bad dialogue, flat characters, hokey, dumb. Reminded me of SEED.

>Thunderbolt
A++. No androgynous teenagers, great music, great choreography, great mecha designs, unambiguous character motivations, very nihilistic and violent, sometimes exaggerated and campy, but very concise and consistent on the whole.

I'd also recommend 08th MS Team and Turn A Gundam.

all right, heading to bed for real this time

hat smelled differently from kitten, momma didn't recognize it

people tend to forget that pets are still animals

He was envious of the kitty's youth.

cum...

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Kill all pass users.

youtube.com/watch?v=mllqaiNhXWo
BIG SERBIAN PLJESKAVICA
small american burger

yes?

nothing wrong with not wanting to be enslaved by google

2pac alive in serbia?

he is

.../cum/

I know.

>PLJESKAVICA
i love that shit, especially filled with cheese

hey soul sister

ain't that Mr Mister on the radio

>canadians

>tfw unsure of what day it is
>dont know if peple exepct thingns from you
should kill myself tbqh

haha that's so whacky dude :D

cum

It says the day in your post bro.

Move to India

I wanna cum inside a girl, I bet it feels hella good.

Is this okay?

>last day before GF leaves for Taiwan she says "you can cum inside me if you want" while I plow her (always wanted me to pull out before even though she was on contraception)
good thing I kept track of her taking the pill
not that she wants to take home a souvenir

Anyway, it's pretty nice because you can just cum without having to take care of pulling out or whatever

i actually kind of liked life is strange desu

do you actually kinda like tumblr too?

How are you alive or dead. and i was gonna say something like that so much for you want to play with your wifi?

The whole day in error do THAT you can i hope for a leaves rustling sounds is to be secure to be able to die

>tfw fappened to animated snuff porn of that game

I don't want to go to work

Sometimes I just got home from work and i was gonna say that I can get a job

...

That means more you can you hear cumbia in error or distribution use or game -the- much about it crazy

I just think it's so cute that you foreigners keep bumping the general when there aren't many CUMmers here.

You should add US know how fast to be secure error stream on line for the fuck my shit upset for now

You are so much that was a bad thing is that like two alternative to the fuck is a valid reason sorry for being a piece of shit

Metal without distortion is called Vivaldi.

I love you

Uh Oh
7AM, Time to get to work guys, Hope you had a nice weekend!

Are you guys fucked up in the head or is my reading capacity going down the drain because I've been awake so long. Jesus christ.

>Metal without distortion is called surf rock in a minor key

My english is a good you should feel bad about it

/cum/ right now is like that scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure where he has that fucked up dream about his bike getting junked out by clowns. Pls stop.

>just woke up
I thought it was me. Are they just fucking with us, or is this some strange lusspanglish they've devised?

Thank God I'm not alone anymore.

The weather sucks, should I go out anyways?

Nah. Stay home.

ok. I think I'm getting myself some aspirin though.

I'll only be here for another 10 minutes before I have to get ready for work.

>tfw living in upstate new york
>tfw winter is coming

>tfw living in Vermont
>tfw autumn is here

at least you'll get some snow.
This is what an average day of winter looks like here.

Gimme some people are reading their first page fucked

But im back to move up to sun so we can do it ourselves depressed LUL

>spamming other language generals with Google translate gibberish
Is this a thing we're doing now?

>eating a burger at 8am

living the life desu

Morning

>Wake up
>Thunder and lightning
>Heavy rain
>It suddenly stopped

>/cum/ is this full of weebs again

GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!!

WHAT ARE U DOING TODAY??!?!?!

I once ate one at 4 in the morning, felt like a madman desu.

school

>Not eating burgers during RNH

Just took a shit buds

youtube.com/watch?v=bhITpTtG888

really makes you think..

They should've just stuck to anime.

Real talk though, that first one with the army reserve guy was super fucking creepy

I wear shoes indoors

>it's an alberta-kun wishes to kill himself episode
really getting tired of these repeats

given the state of the economy, I think most people here want to kill themselves. or at least more than normal.

kind of curious what the death statistics will show when they compile them for around the economy crash

>Cred Forums may shut down

guys

what can we do to save our degenerate online hangout

We can't

We all need to go to reddit

A bit uncivilized don't ya think?

Or maybe we could pick a new hobby up and be productive in our lives

>we all need to go to reddit

but one cannot post user there

whats the point

Not really

Why do u think that

No

I have so many chans that I can never run out.

at least the saudis have finally cut back production
hooray for having a fucking economy based on natural resources

Cred Forums is a national treasure

I wouldn't worry

Someone with turbo autism will probably reboot it

If not we could just make a /cum/chan and be eternally normie and /cum/fy

Yes you can

You're user hidden behind an arbitrary username

>emailed my power theory instructor and said i would be able to present a 10-20min presentation today
>i don't want to to do anything but go to sleep today
hmmmmmmmmmmm

Lads or buds? The great debate.

maybe it was starting to actually affect the towel heads, or they figured they did the desired damage by now.

either way what's done is done. I think people have said last time things were this bad it was in the 70's or 80's and it took 10 years to recover. seeing lots of young guys begging lately, kind of weird.

While scrolling on page 0 I got a random error that said 402 payment required

Freaked me out for a second but I refreshed and it went away

Anyone else see that?

apparently shkreli the pharmadouche hit up hiro

perhaps he could be king of the trolls

its such a pain to make new ones and work around bans when shitposting, reddit is also filled to the brim with mods, it's thoroughly unappealing to me

buds

buds is always the best option, buddy.

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I wish moot would return.

>moot

i miss the good old days

simpler times

dumber memes

i tried a few forums over the years but ended up losing interest quickly because of mods
>sub forum for controversial subjects
>make a post on the topic
>your post is awaiting approval
>they only approve it after the thread dies and my post doesn't bump the thread
the internet is a vast ocean of shit, but this piss stained corner is mine

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older still bud

anyone ever worked at a restaurant? what was it like?

>no original filename
well it's just impossible to tell

thats about how i feel

plus the place is full of bullshit and overrun with SJWs and internet feminists

hiro should pull a wikipedia style donation drive once a year

i'd pitch in $100 a year to keep this place alive

It's pretty nice, depending on the costumers of course.
You can chat a little and get some tips.
If the place is hella packed and busy it gets shitty and if the food doesn't get out fast enough and the people get pissy it sucks having to put them off all the time.

i say bud irl but lad online and when texting
not sure why 2bh

>tfw my sisters and gf all get super angry whenever I wear socks with sandals
But it's comfy and protects my feet

Why is it such a crime

So...my brother told me that parking the car in front of the drive way can get your car towed.....Then I found out several people have been reported by their own neighbors on that Neighborhood website for parking their cars in front of their driveways....So i guess I can call parking enforcement on anyone I please.

Have you ensured that Cred Forums wont get bought out by jews today?

good evening, guys.

>he fell for the pass sale meme

front of house (waiters/bussers and shit) is constantly fluctuating between boring and hectic

back of house (kitchen/dish) is more work and monotonous but entertaining and full of shit talking

the pay is low unless you're at a successful place and there's a high as fuck employee turnover at all restaurants (waiters are flakes, kitchen staff are usually on drugs, they tend to be replaced fairly quickly)

i've been buying the pass for the past few years since I read some Q&A's where moot said they barely broke even and he even had to borrow money from his Mom to keep it running. that takes some dedication.

where's this stuff about Cred Forums dying coming from, anyways? i've assumed it was hysteria after that Cred Forums pass thing that randomly shows up in posts. it didn't show up in mine so I assumed it was a prank or accidental preview of a prank.

I use adblock which doesn't bring rev to Cred Forums and I shitpost a lot so I thought the 15 dollars would be worth the hours and hours of not having to fill out captchas

hello japan

hiro made a post about ad revenue going down because he's cutting the sketchy advertisements, and possibly cutting some less popular boards

it was pretty up in the air and vague

thanks

been considering getting a job back in the kitchen since customer service isn't a lot of fun. most companies refuse to post starting wages or any actual job description (just HR jargon) so it's hard to get a lay of the jobs.

wow...Cred Forums not making money....what else is new. How long until the idiot ball is handed off to someone else.

The issue is that Japmoot may decide to sell out and make the site more family friendly. IE porn boards and maybe even boards like Cred Forums go away or are hidden and require typing in the board name to access them.

i hope he has a backup plan for money. m00t had lots of problems with that.

sketchy advertisements for weird anime sites are part of Cred Forums. i even disable my adblock on this site to see them, and the weird ads users pay for to piss off their local board with unwanted memes.

lemme see if i can link the

It's just a meme perpetrated by chinkmoot. He puts the passes on sale for $15, and then "coincidentially" announces that Cred Forums really needs money and if more people don't buy passes, he's going to have to cut boards or put up more malicious ads or sell the site to an Albanian scam artist.

>put a donate button
>sell Cred Forums meme merchandise
>get rid of the archives for the bigger boards
There, just fixed Cred Forums.

a donate button would easily solve the money problems

livestream of a dog licking a russian girl's cunt

periscope.tv/w/1dRKZrdPqzXKB

>winter is coming
feels like he's fucking with people, since this stuff popped up around Cred Forums's birthday

germany go away

German girls getting slammed hard
youtube.com/watch?v=06_9WEZcvUg

one more hour

...

until?

home and a cold beer

His potato for the week getting delivered

Amazon prime rope delivery

oh. 8 hours for me.

you're almost there, buddy.

canadian amazon sells rope, but not potato. disappointing.

>canadian amazon sells rope, but not potato. disappointing.
You know what to do

C H E C K E D

it's fall, too late to start growing potatoes and sell them on internet to starving slavs and Irishmen.

soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/grand-dad-busters

careful lad

the jammy can be anywhere at any time

damn, I missed it

its the off season

potato prices are rising

too much going on

maybe I could rob peoples gardens if they haven't harvested yet... but they likely have as we've had some mornings with frost.

youtube.com/watch?v=4xSRbO7YLKQ

I'm not gay.

lol homo

youtube.com/watch?v=KNT7wuqaykc
REMINDER: everyone wants to love you :3

pretty sure everyone hates me and thinks I'm ugly both internally and externally

just bee yourself

man

I had a fever last night and I feel another one coming on

you have to drink your own pee

put a cold wet cloth on your forehead and lay down, user

Bisping will wreck Henderson

Traps are gay

Not if he has a feminine penis

Do u have one :3

>job post date is today
>jobs listed start date was a week ago
do HR faggots even proof read this shit

addicted to chocolate buds i am having withdrawal symptoms

nu uh

n-no

post your fat belly

Fat fuck

>tfw christmas bonus with this month's pay stub

Taiwan is coming closer every month

>n-no
Lies!! All Canadian men are cute feminine traps :3

i am not fat
i have a high metabolism ;)))

>I am not fat
Fatty

dead thread

wtf delet this

Where is everybody

help pls say brazil is white and 1st world

not after seeing that thumbnail

Im at work m8

Where do u work

Its a 1call center. The call before you dig people. First day on the phones actually

White genocide best day of my life.

A fucking Leaf

Why are Yuros so bad at naming cars?
>everything is numbers followed by a letter or vice versa
>let's name this thing something extremely gay sounding like "Fiesta"

Meanwhile, in the better part of the world:
>Mustang
>Viper
>Camaro
>Hellcat
>Venom

Where in Amerika would you recommend a Brit to visit? (Say for like a week) I've been to LA, Las Vegas and Albuquerque, but only as a kid 2bh

Can I visit San Francisco and not have to deal with homosexuals?

The one personality trait I hate above all others is pretentiousness. I can't stand when someone is being pretentious, it makes me completely lose respect for them.

Everyone in America is homosexual, so no :^')

Visit one or two NE cities, they're pretty cool. Tennessee or Georgia in fall is pretty. Avoid Florida. California is extremely hit and miss. The midwests are memes for tourism.

Wyoming, Oregon, Maine, NYC, DC

Those are the first 5 places that come to mind for me tbqh

The city of San Francisco has been one huge, prolonged gay pride parade where it went on for so long that people decided to build houses and start businesses.

>Tennessee in fall
This

I kinda wanted to visit SF because of some super-lame internet meme crush 2bh and kinda thought I should get it out of my system. How bad is Florida? I know it's full of old people, and I can deal with mad cunts within reason. Oregon sounds cool but I know absolutely nothing about the place (Or Maine, or Wyoming, or NYC, or DC 2bh) Isn't DC a tiny place that only consists of the white house estate?

Tennessee sounds cool and Hickock45 is a p. cool dude. How safe is Georgia?

It's America, so 100% unsafe.

ECKS DEE

Florida is full of 3 kinds of people: Niggers, old people, and tourists

Some places are very nice (Sanibel was my favorite place my parents took my brother and I on vacations).

Maine is a comfy New England state. Wyoming is a maximum comfy plains/mountain state (least populated state in the union) and it has some of the best nature. NYC is the cultural capital of the US and is the most uniquely American city in the country tbqh. DC is actually a big city outside of the capitol area (the city is a shithole, just go to the capitol parts)

Hello friends were on the left me bad internet and my second boss place avatar is to be able to do it better

>literal monkey

Don't bully

But then its original with a lunch and my phone on my glass cockpit cute desu

Have you seen the moon feeling that you as a man who is walking in error for the fuck my internet?

>when a huge shit is on the way

youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU

You i dont think im is a valid one of the last time I don't have to wait as long as you
Don't worry I won't be back later

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What is to top valid scene wwhere the woman turned into a water st u think i will make browsing to organize the whole álbum from Marques moon?

Moon and back to the other one came out of the monkey's head
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gothic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven

is 305 the limit?

310.

logic

hmm

I like his music