>One shot at life
>Healthy
>Live in first world country
>Ablebodied
>Male
>Above average height
>Waste all my opportunity and potential on videogames and Cred Forums
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LOL
I BET A KID FROM CAMBODIA OR AFRICA WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE MY OPPORTUNITIES AND I SQUANDER THEM
LOL
>canadian
I'm so sorry
>whiter and better quality of life than America
>not white
haha'ing at ur life
Probable low IQ and 35% chance of having chinese ascendanse
>Probably low IQ
No. OP has low testosterone.
Canada is whiter than the US and I am also white, jamal/pedro
LOL too funny
>MfW tax payer dollars could be going to some starving kids but instead they're funding my video game addiction
>potential
Don't delude yourself.
>desperately want to die
>no health problems
>no family history of cancer or any other crippling diseases
>no fatal allergies
>no genetic illnesses (other than autism and poor eyesight LMAO)
>government welfare ensures I won't starve or freeze to death
>live in a "civilized" country so I can't buy a gun to shoot myself with
>>live in a "civilized" country so I can't buy a gun to shoot myself with
Being a "hunter" doesn't count.
you can't shoot yourself with a hunting rifle?
Do you think any hunting association would accept some high school dropout autist who looks like a crack addict whose arms would snap in two if he even tried firing a rifle?
Do you think I have the money to buy a gun?
Trade places with me. I work hard. Everything will become palm oils.
Not an argument
even 7 year old girl can shoot a gun
Don't come up with excuses, just do it you pussy.
That's a retarded argument, nobody is ever happy or fulfilled anyways
Other people like you, you know what they do with those "opportunities" ?
They squander it too, in alcohol and drugs and whores and parties and wives and kids and jobs and etc etc etc
For you it's cheap entertainment and i don't think that's any better or worse than the rest of the world
And if muh poor starving African child moved here and got the same purchasing power as you, you know what he would do with it ? Squander it on the exact same inane shit as everybody else
Frankly i think you are just another complacent asshole enjoying that he can self-flagellate a little more when he compares his shit life to even shittier lives. Fuck off you sick political-masochist cancer.
>So close to being an American, didn't quite make it
Not sure why you haven't killed yourself desu
>the budget will balance itself out
>t. treudau
t.zhang/pajeet
>this is what leafs actually believe
>Live in first world country
>tfw an African kid could have eaten that life