/brit/

haha me too

thisll cheer ya up
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475369602405.webm

>10 posts
>only one of the posters are british

its really mental that Japan is so modern and civilized but also full of legit pagans who worship chickens and deer and shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=O5S8yVL7tIU

Haha it's you

They had the same aims m8. The destruction of right wing liberal capitalism.

i thought that getting asian mates, was just a beta male thing

fuck off little englander

btw these photos are still illegal in Russia.

>BREAKING NEWS: Queen has been rushed to the hospital amid reports of a massive heart attack
IT'S HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

not really

Why is Tim Burton a massive racist?

I'm just watching these videos
Japan seems so qt

though desu we have similar cosy stuff here once you leave the suburbs or "brown" areas
youtube.com/watch?v=Fqpr_2uKzwY

...

the cunt looks so beta, it seems that she was not able to get white cock in her ass

>holy moly
fucking boomers

yourman thread

back to the old one

getting sick of this fucking identity politics shite being splashed across the 'chon 24/7 2bh

you are literally fucking part of the cancer for propagating it, fuck off

>swearing unnecessarily
fucking Yanks

Do not want to be awake desu

>birth rate in Anglo Canada is 1.5
>birth rate in Quebec is over 1.8

>Anglo Canada is barely at 75% white
>Quebec is 90+ % white

Not funny.

>/cum/ and /brit/ have the same OP

isn't montreal swarming with immigrants?

...

not even close to the amount in Toronto
Montreal is shit for other reasons

Did you post that reddit gif ironically?

For what reasons?

The gf is going there for business soon

Fuking brits

eat shit

poor maintenance, everything looks run-down, roads are bad, lots of abandoned buildings, lots of crime, lots of homeless and junkies

Toronto on the other hand is very clean and sleek now after Ford cleaned it up.

How is it reddit lad?
Please explain, since you seem to be an expert in what is or isn't reddit

YOU'LL DO NUTTIN

“Nowadays, people are talking about it more,” he says regarding film diversity. But “things either call for things, or they don’t. I remember back when I was a child watching The Brady Bunch and they started to get all politically correct. Like, OK, let’s have an Asian child and a black. I used to get more offended by that than just... I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, that’s great. I didn’t go like, OK, there should be more white people in these movies.”

Serbia is my best ally

No Ireland is

is this nice thread?

cute dogge

there are reddit le downvotes in the water cooler
also the general vanilla humour and the fact that it's clearly from some normie youtube video

t. reddit expert

no, fuck Ireland, i hope they suffer another potato famine

Thanks

That's Wayne Booney

Why no brits here

Waiting for my food to come

Eat shit and die :^)₩

gettng ready for work

It's 7:47, NEETs still asleep

morning lads

very ill still

Don't be ill take a pill
It rhymes hahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

ah yes very good very good

HOWEVER

filtered

ill with what

Why

its flu I think, feels just like flu

not as bad though

Cum

Take vitamin c

youtube.com/watch?v=dBI1Hplnghs

thoughts?

want to go back to sleep tbqh

Imagine being Scouse

macedonia = slavs

why do monkeydonians and greeks hate each other though

Imagine not being scouse

don't tell me what to do

Macedonians think WE WUZ GREEKZ when they're actually Bulgarians haha

hahah wow

>mexican actually replied to someone

hahah wow

good post

R A R E

What about Andorrans?

desu western europe isnt that much better when it comes to romans

He likes me haha

WE WUZ CATALANS

Only Italian retards think they're Romans

right lads

im going to go to work, do my work which is crucial for today then see how I feel and come home if I feel too ill

y/n

i have given replies in several occasions though

When western european kings claimed descent from Aeneas, Brutus etc it was always kind of tongue in cheek though, and mostly for political purposes

Macedonians actually believe they are the spawn of Alexander the Great despite being ooga booga slavs

but not just then

Do you have Montezuma's Revenge?

nope haha, whenever i eat mexican food like, i always remember that non-mexicans will get fucked up soon

Why

Seems like a scorcher in Portsmouth. Stay safe lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=caKfkoyGf8I

why are people talking to each other without (You)ing?

@65659141
how new are you

Mexican food is based around grease and fat
So they get the shits from eating "chocolate"

been here from the start you chippy idiot

Portsmouth mentioned

Because we're big guys

chippy?
what does it mean?

instagram.com/fcocampos_/

Found the Mexican's Instagram haha

a slang word for chipper

Chipperia you mongo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hawt

pirate vocabulary is so funny

Who else going their own way?

Many of your countrymen here use them in their landscaping jobs

Nobody you insufferable little worm

...

going to work bye

>Who else going their own way?

You

Have a nice day at work sweetie x

Look like a fucking mess lads

Tired as fuck, shitty 4 day long facial hair, hadn't washed my clothes so wearing shitty ones I never wear

Off to work i go

Fucking pieces of shits we are not bulgarian fuck your mother

I put hottest pepper smear it on my condom and i will fuck your mother if you call us bulgarian one more time

Macedonia 4 macedonians

Arrrrr get tae fuck ye Berkshire hunt arrrrrr

Work sucks
I know

have a nice day

aren't you a girl?

Macedonians are just Bulgarians with more Serbian influence LOL

Slav PUTO

Shan't be replying to that Bulgarian

got the new watch

Bulgarian twat

>Manager always sends me the love hearts above head Skype emoticon after I help her with something.
>She's a literal millionaire faf milf
wat do?

You are not british anymore the immigrants have transformed your country

monkeydonians.....

Your country is literally 64% Macedonian hahahahahaha

Can't imagine anyone but those with severe autism wearing such a thing

I could have saved you some money.

What're you going to do when it goes below -20 in mooseland?

Your watch will be USELESS

Maybe shes trying to be nice
Shhh zetas are hunting you

>you are not British anymore

Tell that to the Iron Duke you bellend

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_on_the_Macedonian_language

LOL

Maybe

he is an irish hahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=KBfe6g9w5Xw

use the compass to find my way south
how about one with a star chart? I'm always wondering where Venus is in its orbit and with this I can know for sure at a moment's notice

Really makes you think...

have some dignity you fookin scruff

thainonce? not a fan

...

Said British not English pal :)

This 2bh

i thought you pirates hated the irish a lot, by calling them paddies and micks

Macedonians are orthadox christian the muslims are albanians
Whats so funny fgt

youtube.com/watch?v=LoP70OO1pG0

this is unironically such a fucking good pop song

I can't deny how useful it would be, especially when someone asks for the time and you start mumbling about planetary positioning and whatnot.

>You are not british anymore the immigrants have transformed your country
What did he mean by this?

Some of them are alright like our lad Wellington

>calculates a reply using my SuperWatch Casio original

dey r vewry racist :(((

He owes his success to the Prussians

65659450

yes but we hate monkeydonians more

hahaha bulgarunt

You're in a Cred Forums watch thread, aren't you?

>bulgarunt
howling

You are an immigrant stoo hiding behind that flag and reveal who you are you piece of shit faggot i will cumshot your mother and that will be her favorite memory because my sperm is magical

daddy is up using cutlery loudly :[

its 08:25 ffs

>he owes his success to the Prussians

I hear the Prussians were a great asset at assaye

Move out of your parents' house

> Irish poster

I shan't bestow upon you the honor of a (you)

Gayreek shit

i dont own another caravan

Muslimdonia

Serbians >>>> croRATS >>>>bosnians >>>> monkeydonians

clockwork makes me moist

I want you to genetically engineer big kangaroos i wanna ride in their sack

>In year 3 some lad in my class told me he could "blow up the world" by pressing a button on his watch.
>I called him a name and said he was lying
>Spent the next week or so secretly worrying that it might be true.
Now he's a literal bender.

Pls like and subscribe.

mexican milf gf

you can ride me in my sack,

Por que maricon

That's actually pretty cool.

Do I have the 'tism now?

*presses the button on my watch that blows up the world*

That'll show the little fucker after so many years of being called a liar.

>Going 20 miles for clunge

Do you live in the middle of nowhere? Surely there must be willing sluts more local to you?

going to do some lying to myself about not having cared about this girl
like i do everytime

I aint gay fuck off

Andrew pls

the monkeydoniANO is now trying to speak Spanish.....

All I can hear is monkey noises and Bulgarian LOL

20 miles here is like 3 miles everywhere else in the world

People don't really realize how much space there is in America

Hijo de tu puta madre cabron

I'll never be able to afford a watch like this desu
might have to steal one

which button?

Ooh ooh ah ah!

UHUHUH HAHAHAHA UHUHUHUH i am from macedonia hhuh uhahaa

monkeydonia

fucking PISSING down in brisbane lads

I had a conversation with a yank and his wife about this while I was in Florida. He said much the same thing. A 2 hour commute is nothing in the states because it's so big.

He was a cool dude. His wife was a big-norked qt too

Watches just look better with roman numerals desu

Each year i go in greece for the summer so i can pee in their sea

Bulgardonia
Macegaria

what happened la

Do you have morning shows on tv like good morning and shit where only old people call?

having a bicky

hahaha ikr

been pouring on and off for like the last 2 hours mental

holy fuck it just got worse as i was typing this

nothing ha ha! nah just sheila trouble

currently bulk cooking heaps of food for lunches throughout the week, its gonna be mustard roast beef with roast potatoes, carrots, peas onions and gravy plus

how was your long weekend

humans > slavs

Thinking about becoming a wildland firefighter

Looks like the physical challenge I would love with a paycheque to match

memecity meetup WHEN

youtube.com/watch?v=L_oIUHRRCTM

thinking about buying a watch

Yeah

hahaha what other type of problems are there

long weekend was quiet haha had a massive one last weekend so i didnt drink and kept it quiet

>paycheque

go back to the 90s

i had this girlfriend when i was 19 she was 23 or 24 can't quite remember

anyway she gave me this little tattoo of a heart and an arrow thrugh it

so i tattooed JM (my initials) above her meaty meaty pussy

just remembered this kek

fuck off murderer

alri James

Any of you lads work a real man's job?
Infantry, firefighter, welder, fisherman, etc

Or are you all just students and call centre workers?

mate there is literally nothing abnormal about roast beef and veges if i was knocking up some sardine and caramel milkshakes i'd understand the criticism but really relax

very much enjoyed this

...

I work but i cannot say what

just read an article about rent a white guy services in China

that whole country is silly

bad post

WOAH thats my name hahaha do you know my last name?

brisBANE?

Why are yanks always so keen to stress their 'manliness'?

Jk i am a student
I need to find a job

> tfw got windy as fuck and i looked outside and saw the front yard tree pushing against the electrical wire

fucking going to be an interesting summer

just read an article about rent a refugee services in Germany

that whole country is silly

man do you drink much? ive fully cut the drinking back so much and it's a really good change, being hungovers an impossible waste of precious free time, but all any cunt wants to do is drink and it's hard to be social without it

fuck off murderer

Tonight lad meet you at the irish pub on Q U E E N S S T R E E T

Martin

I read an article about british been all faggots and they have a service rent a faggot to shit post for you on Cred Forums

What a silly country

hahahah now i like the monkeydonian

hahaha the absolute nut

what's the cheapest thing that says rolex on it?

#savage
#NOchill

so when is Cred Forums shutting down for good anyway?

your knob

stick to rimworld you twat

this better not be happening

Because our society looks down on anyone who doesn't wear a shirt and tie to work despite the fact that the aforementioned lot are often paid less and have less on the job independence than those who lace up a pair of boots to go to work

I'll rim your world hahahaha *finished me pint*
hahah ahah aaahh...

nah i only drink if it's a party or im going out and even then, im rarely fucked off my head. i might drink once or twice a month but i've only ever been drunk enough to vomit or be complete spastic 3 times in my life. im really not a habitual drinker or anything and i never do it two weekends in a row like 90% of people our age.

POOFTAH PETE CAN'T HANDLE HIS PANSY PIIINT HAHAHA

hahahah it's belting out you massive nutter

4th brisbaner checking in

bit gay

tbqh meeting up with you lads and getting shitfaced would have me HOWLING

imagine the cheeky shit we'd get up to in the city together

I spooked James Martin.

getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and the young turks

wolfsburg meme city

sort of want to have an epic wank but then again sort have don't

its not martin you silly bugger

what would we do at the meet up lads

get absolutely snoggered

first lad to pass out gets a willy drawn on his cheek

the state of your arm's lad

also
>NZ

Are there people out there who actually get their news from sites like buzzfeed?

I've only ever seen it in normies' FB posts and it's usually some stupid "which celebrity are you?" quizzes and shite like that

Students do

>Nguyen

Lel

Guess I shouldn't be laughing though as im sure "Garcia" or some other spic shit is in our top surnames list

wouldn't mind having thailad at the meetup so we can beat him behind a dumpster

Hhahahahahaah

oh dear kim kardashian was robbed

are normies sentient?

the mexicANUS lives in zetas territory LOL

our survey says

hahahaha

*thailad talking runty shit*
*everyone necks their beer*
*give each other the look*
*nod*
*everyone glasses him in unison*

hahahaha

cringe ^

>Just got hired to work for the borderforce
>tfw I'm a full blown Rorke
Rasheed is not going to know what hit him.

Good lad

keep us posted

Christ that's depressing

Ignore the white genocide autism I couldn't find another good graph

I dreamt of runts last night

they were friends in my dream

What do you think of that?

ahem...
I SAID, what do you think of that, foot runt?
*the runt kneeling under my slippered feet as I recline in the armchair squeaks feebly something about it sounding quite nice*

haha, yes I thought you'd say that. Haha, hahaha
*the foot runt attempts to laugh along but chokes slightly*
hahah, yes - no more slops for another week for you I think.
*the runt stops making noise and stares at the floor again, all hope removed from its face*
*adjusts my dressing gown and relaxes further into the chair*

lads, where can i educate myself on crime, whistleblowers and corruption without having to sift through tinfoil clickbait?

the so called gf

build the wall

how in the absolute FUCK is this a tranny??

Hardly anyone in /brit/ follows rule 5, it's actually disgraceful

tea's up

I want a borderforce job

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0

go for it cunt

*kicks the plate over*

shoulders give it a way a bit.

We need the wall and to start sending the Latinos back

got it snipped i guess

I think I will have some amphetamine after all.

It is Monday!

Very depressing

Honestly makes me not want to have children

I definitely don't any my offspring growing up in a country where they'll be a hated minority

There are a lot of states that are still upwards of 90% white but we cannot keep ceding our nation to these people

fuck off murderer

youtu.be/VR1jIEd7JEc?t=210

deep

Hey guys

It's a hard life

alri lids

what's someone thinking when they draw something like this?

...

Last time I went to Carl's Jr., there was some Indian guy working there that couldn't even speak Thai.

Pretty sure that's illegal. Surprising for a yank franchise.

thanks for that fantastic input, really made my day that did.

fuck off

i got you senpai

Edgelord: the board

This isn't Cred Forums

...

>I will never be as alpha as reviewbrah

lol

"I wanna draw two yeti fighting each other with smaller brown yeti riding them"

going to dump some screenshots ive taken

Cred Forums is reddit

poo in my arse haha wew lad

*falls asleep*

>cute young new teacher starts while I'm in the final years of secondary school
>almost everyone wants to be in her classes
>there's a nerdy fat kid in my year
>he ends up going to Cambridge uni
>gets /fit/, starts dressing better, forcing himself to go out and socialise more
>is really good looking; the fucker has even done modelling
>has graduated and is now dating that teacher, who is still qt as fuck

I am envious.

keep seeing this 'WE BUY UGLY HOUSES' pic in the select billboards captcha

what does it mean?

due to reddit going on Cred Forums

it means they buy ugly houses

Cred Forums is such shite now even compared to hit a couple years ago

the gf

the Cred Forums purge killed it, it was never the same.

It's going to meltdown one way or another upon the election result.

morning lads

is everyone saving their posts for the new thread?

I actually have one on the road to work
Basically they buy houses off of people and then remodel them and sell them for way more.

...

Yeah and it was on the downhill before that but not nearly as bad

moot just couldn't handle the banter when everyone found out he was a bonafide cuck

Hopefully all of the redditors will leave post haste once the election is over and the alt-right boogeyman ceases to exist

Well it doesn't help that chon is now advertised as the place where all the edgy redpill/alt right kids go

>3 am
>can't sleep
>spend 45 minutes driving around my town, streets empty, listening to joy division
do brits know this comfy feel

nope, not insomniacs here

business idea: convince stormfront to raid 4chans competitors and get them bad press

I remember when it was pretty much split 50/50 between libertarians and NatSocs and none of this alt-right nonsense even existed

It was a lot comfier then especially the regular Risk threads

You know Cred Forums is kill when "JIDF" doesn't get tossed out every third post

yeah this thread is putting me to sleep LOL

Stormfront unironically believes they lend credibility to the sites they spam

Definitely has the most delusional userbase on the net

I don't know if these so-called shills actually leave or they just stop posting about whatever they're shilling about.

Like there was so much cuckary for Remain before Brexit, doesn't mean they're gone now, just no longer shilling for a lost cause.

wtf america

>significantly more members
How fucking active is Stormfront? I was under the impression it was just a relatively average sized forum

> wake up
> sister's still hasn't decided to commit suicide

fuck this gay earth

i'll have one of them for my sister please, ta :) x

happens every time i commute to work

I think once the election is over there will be a fairly large exodus from Cred Forums

A lot of Cred Forums now is edgy redditors who got b& from plebbit and trolls trolling the Trump crowd and that won't last regardless of the outcome

It's definitely the largest white nationalist community on the Internet

fuck yeah what a warzone
having been hit by a car in a similar circumstance it doesn't fuck you up as bad as you might think but got knows i wouldn't wanna be fighting directl after it

>alwazyturntup

have to go get my picture taken this week lads :

A racist? No, I consider myself a racial realist

It's kind of interesting. Does Cred Forums have such an influential user base it's worth all this effort?

You should see the full video it's a massive brawl involving knives and bats and cars wrecking into one another

It ends with a lad getting killed as he's running into his house

I've seen the full video and i don't remember anyone getting killed at the end of the video, source?

going to go to uni when i'm like 25 and smash through the nineteen year olds

I think that Cred Forums definitely does trickle down to the rest of the net eventually

I've seen ancient Cred Forums memes get posted on Facebook as if it were OC but I just don't know

I do believe that regardless of the election outcome there will continue to be a growing conservative movement in America

guess my location, I'll tell you how far away you are as the crow flies

link?

lebanon kansas

Cleveland, Ohio

1196 miles

why have you posted the exact same image twice?

nice shilling mate

2076 miles

Youtube is an interesting case.

The amount of dislikes leftist/sjw tier stuff compared to all the positive support for rightist/alt-right stuff.

Also the amount of videos, channels, subscribers.

memphis tn

Could be a different fight all of the coon brawls tend to involve the exact same thing

Looking for the vid now

1697 miles

using this tjpeiffer.com/crowflies.html btw

austin tx

People are just getting so fed up with leftism creeping into every aspect of life that the pendulum is definitely swinging now

The funny thing about SJWs is that they actually do a big disservice to their cause when people can see just how crazy they're willing to get

1391 miles

left and right both piss me off in equal measure desu. just wish people would be nicer really

Fresno ca

just realized 1000 miles is a lot more than i thought haha

portland oregon

55 miles

getting a bit close haha

580 miles

t. The Proclaimers

forgive me if this is hard to follow but
say to work out where this fellow is in america, using three of the locations he's given you, get three of the locations he's given you, draw a circle with a radius corresponding with the distance he's given you

then where thy all meet up should be where he is?

sorry if this sounds dumb i am not an educated man

Merced, CA

correct. do it lad, post pics

yep well done, you made 4 guesses
very nice

BURN HIM

master cartographer

how is the central valley?

doing a poo

fuck yeah im stoked i worked that out, what put me onto it was the idea of triangulation

feeling good

you did a good job civilizing this place, lads
liveleak.com/view?i=06d_1469023435

The problem is it's always the fringe elements that are the loudest so they scare people towards the center

When I speak about this country having a conservative movement I don't mean the alt-rightists and similar elements gaining ground I mean people wanting to be a little more reasonable and have less asinine bullshit to deal with

sounds about right

yes that is possible

however due to the curvature of the earth it'd be a very difficult algorithm. You'd need a model in three dimensions

It's all right, almost done with uni here
bit hot though

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>there's a city in California called Merced
lol get merced, son

Not planning on viewing this

indian police throw a teenager to a mob