>be dutch
>become bald
Be dutch
>be dutch man
>become a girl
hahahaha
>still land a beautiful tall gf
>be swedish
>become hairy as fuck
huge hair + huge beard desu
combined with my weight gain i became a bear, gf loves it desu.
yes, that is me
we're breaking up
>be australian
>become rich, turn into a creditor nation
>this all happened with tenacious and adventurous british convicts
When did this all go so right?
But then you can become el guapo
>tfw you will never have an australian gf
its a good feel
it's necessary to breed those things out of existence
consider it a sacrifice for the good of mankind
I am Greek
>be greek
>be poor
You mean turk?
never EVER reply to me
What is the problem my friend?
>be greek
>don't pay denbts
>be dutch
>drown
>be Dutch
>have a bunch of social rejects being obsessed with you on an anime picture forum
>tfw hairy as fuck
How does this happen? I'm Swedish all the way back to the 16th century. Did one of my ancestors get cucked by a Turk or a Tatar? There's got to be some explanation for this.
>be Dutch
>be wheelchaired at 70 years old because your mutant height wracks the human body
Different people are different
>things that dont happen
manlets, when will they ever learn
>be dutch man
>be effeminate
>be dutch
>look like an oversized baby
>Australians in charge of pleasing a woman
I thought Scandis commonly have a lot of blonde chesthair.
gooks lower the average
t. statistician
Mine is chestnut coloured.
>b-b-but its the foreigners!!
dicklets, when will they ever learn
I am 8 inches
see
people just have different propensities
some have genes that make em grow a lot of body hair, some don't
I'm mostly hairy about my head and face, legs are fairly hairy also
>lying on the internet
for what purpose
>tfw no body hair except beard
>be dutch
>drown
lol ok dicklet
you should be happy about that
only faggots and a few fetishist girls love body hair, absolute majority of women find it disgusting
swedes are hairy dude