Be dutch

>be dutch
>become bald

>be dutch man
>become a girl

hahahaha

>still land a beautiful tall gf

>be swedish
>become hairy as fuck
huge hair + huge beard desu

combined with my weight gain i became a bear, gf loves it desu.

yes, that is me

we're breaking up

>be australian
>become rich, turn into a creditor nation
>this all happened with tenacious and adventurous british convicts

When did this all go so right?

But then you can become el guapo

>tfw you will never have an australian gf
its a good feel

it's necessary to breed those things out of existence

consider it a sacrifice for the good of mankind

I am Greek

>be greek
>be poor

You mean turk?

never EVER reply to me

What is the problem my friend?

>be greek
>don't pay denbts

>be dutch
>drown

>be Dutch
>have a bunch of social rejects being obsessed with you on an anime picture forum

>tfw hairy as fuck

How does this happen? I'm Swedish all the way back to the 16th century. Did one of my ancestors get cucked by a Turk or a Tatar? There's got to be some explanation for this.

>be Dutch
>be wheelchaired at 70 years old because your mutant height wracks the human body

Different people are different

>things that dont happen
manlets, when will they ever learn

>be dutch man
>be effeminate

>be dutch
>look like an oversized baby

>Australians in charge of pleasing a woman

I thought Scandis commonly have a lot of blonde chesthair.

gooks lower the average

t. statistician

Mine is chestnut coloured.

>b-b-but its the foreigners!!
dicklets, when will they ever learn

I am 8 inches

see
people just have different propensities

some have genes that make em grow a lot of body hair, some don't

I'm mostly hairy about my head and face, legs are fairly hairy also

>lying on the internet
for what purpose

>tfw no body hair except beard

>be dutch
>drown

lol ok dicklet

you should be happy about that
only faggots and a few fetishist girls love body hair, absolute majority of women find it disgusting

swedes are hairy dude