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>ywn have a Yandere chinese gf

You could have a chinese bf

Yes you will. Just find a regular Chinese gf and start talking about 1989 protest, Taiwanese independence and the Nanking hoax.

那是喬喬嗎?

How did Japs get chink'd? They live in isolating islands.

I am chinese

Tell me more about Nanking hoax?

喬喬是什麼? 那張圖片在古鴿找到了。
You can either say it never happened and was nothing but Chinese agitprop, or that Koreans did it. Some Chinese actually believe the latter.

youtube.com/watch?v=FKx0a2Rsl6I

How do you feel about mixed race women

她們會做好美麗的佛教藝術。

Hello my friends.

youtu.be/wn2W-ZOO9Y0

asian girls look good

korean
china
taiwan
japan

any other race is like shit but there are still some good but i still prefer le asian but i dont know about their personailoty

Nanjing never happened :^)


That said, I prefer Taiwanese girls but I can't seem to find any around me. And my mom says that they need to be taken care of very well and I should find an Indian or white waifu to settle down with, so that she can have "beautiful" grandchildren with sharp features

>korea
>japan

no mate. Japanese women are tiny with fridge shaped bodies and giant ass cheekbones and heads.

Koreans have 180 degree flat faces that are chubby with huge chins and slits for eyes.

Both those countries have a fuckload of surgery and the women wear lots of makeup.

From Hongcouver?

A lot of Jap girls I seen don't look like this. It makes me very sad

Stop stealing fish from Japan you filthy chink

好吃!!

>2002/03/05

Just don't call it ke'ai.

Taiwanese are chinks too

Gonna kill myself

Is there a "Cred Forums" in Chinese?

If not, what would be the closest equivalent for those that lose too much time on Cred Forums and want to transition to at least losing time while learning Chinese?

You can go to 知乎, but it's more like plebbit. You can also try pic related.

Russia full of chinks
>Took plane from madrid to moscow
0% were chinks
>took plane from moscow to st petersburg
50% were chinks

Church of savior on spilled blood was also like 65% chinks

Why so many chinks in tourist tours,?

There is Cred Forums for taiwanese, called komica

中国語わからないwwwwww

Because Petersburg is a European city unlike Moscow. They can just go to Harbin if they want Moscow.

日本主人

my autism shall haunt the internet forever now I see

I still need confirmation from a native chinese without a vagina if she was right

俺もwwww

Komica, nimingban

Zhihu and WeChat are apparently the sources of modern memes

there's tieba

There's also the oldies like mop and tianya

tieba

Capitalist pig

がんばろうーーーー

Why they always come in tourist bus and walk around like a bunch of ants completely disregarding their surroundings and thinking anyone understands their chinkspeak

>Why they always come in tourist bus and walk around
Because they booked a group tour. It's not complicated.

Poor folks got rich quick due to industrialisation, they want to travel the world with their wealth. They are not the most educated so they might not always have the best spatial awareness or even just awareness...

好可愛

像你一樣可愛 :3

你想要買女孩子嗎?很便宜!

cute for ant

:3 :**

only if 18+ and cute feet

ooh sorry we don't all have fast malaysian internet!!

No more interbutts for me today.
大家明天見!

:3

:3

Thank you all! I will try them shortly & I will learn more Chinese, partly, because of you

There were germans, spics, yanks, etc and only the chinks did the dumb tours

Anyone know where to get Romance of the Three Kingdoms but in Japanese kanji?

Chinese kanji looks dirty.

Tour bas tourism is the very common mode of travelling for Chinese because it was heavily developed into business. The company earn mostly not on the fee but the rebate from the local tourist industry like the so called souvenir shop.

And our male tour guide and driver has the right to sleep with female tour guide by ancient decree.

>Japanese kanji

I am not aware of the existence of kanji outside Japanese. The equivalent symbols in Chinese are called hanzi, written in the very same manner but with different pronunciation and, sometimes, meaning. What you are maybe looking for, then, is a translation of the 三國演義 in Japanese, wherewith I can't help you.

By the by, perhaps this video series will aid you sorting the different scripts Japanese uses:

youtube.com/watch?v=CF3MRMBjd20

chyna foot bump

>kanji and hanzi are written in the very same manner

That's wrong, stupid.

Some* kanji and some* hanzi are written exactly the same

>chyna foot
>not bound

Clearly part of a Capitalist conspiracy

What are you trying to say with 中文頂?

I want to impregnate cute chineese girl

Whose the IT girl in China nowadays?

勸世宗親會喵喵

>That said, I prefer Taiwanese girls but I can't seem to find any around me. And my mom says that they need to be taken care of very well and I should find an Indian or white waifu to settle down with, so that she can have "beautiful" grandchildren with sharp features

'indian waifu' 'mom' you are clearly a paki from birmingham

Google in Chinese is 谷歌 I think.
If you compare the old scripts, they are largely the same with some exceptions such as Japan-specific Kanji such as 働。After the various simplifications though, many more characters look different, such as 图 vs 図。

我随进阅读一本书,叫 三国, 你们知道吗?虽然我的中文水平有一点差但是这本书内容的大部分我就能看得懂。如果你们想试试一下,肯定不会后悔。

give chink gf please

啊呀。 让我去自杀, 我想推荐的书实在叫 三体,不是三国。

My mom is Malaysian Chinese

I am not a Paki

>tfw no 土豪 wedding

It's a wordplay mainlanders Made up to avoid censors.
Chinese thread.

This translation is completely wrong and it's actually a command right? I think the guy tried to translate 是个 despite transcribing 试着

大家好

ni hao japano-chan

Aspiring chink here. Does that 萌 meant that the bird lad mistakenly confesses to the chink lady?

我中国人
大陆ip段快被西村博之同学ban光了
萌 means moe

啊, 多谢, 兄弟
When do you guys show up every week desu. I really need to learn my mandarin and have no one to practice with

Cred Forums has been regressing into a shithole
probably you won't see me here next time
家里人不教你说中文吗?

我妈妈会说和写,但不太多
我爸爸不会写但他很精明在说话。

但是, 我爸爸不要教我。不知道为何。

I only have one chink girl that I can practice with atm, and even then it wasn't really "practice"

>我爸爸不要教我
yet you persist in learning it, that's the spirit

我愿帮你

我希望我出生在中国或者台湾。

Instead I was born in some shithole country and couldn't speak or write more than a few of rigid sentences. Thanks anyway for helping a bit.

我喜歡你
你是我的寶貝

中华民国也是中国
>同文同种
我觉得同文超乎同种 也正因此我想帮你
not just by helping you a bit, more like practicing with

hola amigos

yo soy el chino

>宝贝
对不起。我喜欢屁股和胸部,不喜欢阳部。

>tfw this is the limit of my mandarin knowledge
Fuck me sideways. I had to translate that last sentence cause I didn't get it at all.

我不出生在中华民国,我出生在印度尼西亚。

Fourth generation. And I assume you said in that last sentence that we can help each other, but as you can see I can't even understand your sentence

Eres estupido y feo jajajajaja

tu madre

native chinese without a vagina here
可爱, literally lovely
if a boy calls a girl 可爱 i'd say it's mildly and implicitly sexual
if a boy calls anther boy then it's gay
a girl calls a boy it's usually a tactful way to say "dude you are stupid"
a girl calls another girl it's usually a somewhat bitter sarcasm like "bitch"

trap?

it basically means we don't inhabit a nationality but a language
i'm still willing to help, to tell the truth i can't resist this urge

I have 5 cute chinese girls and a kazakh girl who is also learning chinese on wechat.

anata no okasan

kek
i'm still a bit surprised that 你妈 is such an accurate equivalent of "your mom"

How do we teanslate 他媽的 then :-D

sorta beyond translation
maybe "bloody hell" or just "fuck"

>tfw Japan has Super Fuck supermarkets

zh.wikisource.org/wiki/論「他媽的!」

I am a Taiwan-man, therefore I only use 【幹】

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>Chinese actually thought mutilating feet was a good thing

>Sorry, service not available in your region.
>xiami not working anymore
>music.163 not working anymore

Stop taking away all the music streaming from us...
At least Douban Artists still works

My recommendation for the night:

music.douban.com/artists/player/?sid=670262,670259,670264,662011,659872,585935

well i suppose you can only read ㄊㄚㄇㄚㄉㄜ
seems i was mistaken

Have no clue about bopomofo desu
Have no clue about Chinese in general kek
Started lessons last month.

>folk
ximalaya.com/1714122/sound/5802335

this is my jam

youtube.com/watch?v=sFe31-Jmx-M

I like to listen to it while drinking Jasmine tea and playing xiangqi.

>jam
>gem
>xiangqi, not 围棋
>Jasmine tea
wannabe

and also this
youtube.com/watch?v=jWSA6MKfess

Banqi is fun though.

how and where can i find a rich chink gf


whose parents will buy us a house and give me 500,000 thousand dollars for giving their daughter amerifat citizenship

>inb4 鼎棋
and do you know thiszh.wikipedia.org/wiki/象棋麻將

but far cry from 围棋 tho

I do. I have a thing for that game because I took classes in it at National Central University.
A friend once tried to teach me to play Weiqi , but it was right after a test and I didn't feel like doing anything that required a mental effort anymore.

i don't like ease
and you are a qualified chinaboo

>Koreans did it. Some Chinese actually believe the latter.
[Citation needed]

Fucking kill yourself you lying faggot.

I am pretty sure some do.
There's over one billion Chinese out there.

Hell, there are even Americans who believe 9/11 was not an inside job.

t. Chink

Japanese/Koreans did that in the past as well. I don't know why.

Social development follows economic development.

我很好,我今天没有课,所以我在家休息,看动漫,等等。

>Canadians actually elected DUDE WEED

See, I told you this sort of thing enrages them.

Retarded argument.

>HURDUR SOME JAPANESE THINK THEY ARE NOT ASIAN THEREFORE HAHA THEY ARE SO STUPID


Some Koreans did participate in the massacre. Chinese know that. But no Chinese in any significant quantity think Nanking was solely done by Koreans as he implies

Not an argument.

No Chinese in any significant quantity are still some Chinese.

Mind providing a citation then my oh so smart friend?

>some Koreans did participate in the massacre
Well look at that! A 五毛 on record admitting Koreans did Nanking.

Okay.

Then find a citation.

You seem to have trouble with the english language.

These phrases
>some Koreans did participate in the massacre
>Koreans did Nanking.
are not stating the same thing.

I don't give a shit, I can rest assured that there would be at least a handful of Chinese believing in whatever claim I make seeing that there are over one billion of them.

But hey, we are dealing with an "associate professor" of Asian history here so I guess we are in no position to talk eh.

Find a citation or you are baseless and I am allowed to claim the opposite.

"No Chinese believe South Koreans did Nanking."

You are free to claim whatever.

If you can't find citations and sources on the claim that not a single Chinese believes in what I claim some do, why get so pissy that I am not even going to bother doing the same, professor?

If there are Chinese dangling 20kg from their nutsacs in front of an audience I am pretty fucking sure some even believe Martians did Nanking.

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你好农民

你好朋友,你今天做什么了?

Just realized that you were a girl.

I'm sorry for insulting your family.

Was under the impression that you were a rival male.

My chinese name would be Huifang. I like it, it probably sounds nice.

思考如何我可以改变世界

post monkey dance

youtube.com/watch?v=uaI7ShdG6JE

here are some monkeys fighting.

can fighting be considered dancing?

啊,我明白,现在世界有太多的问题,可是你应该高兴一点儿因为你住的国家没有那么多的问题。

...

nah there's a chinese dance
someone posted it two threads back
i can't remember the name of the video

Wasn't it Bunny Dance?

一个中国学校给我一个助学金,可是我的女朋友不要一起去中国。我爱她很多了可是我也要成流利了。我应该做什么?

youtube.com/watch?v=orkQz_K21NQ

yeah
that's the one
thanks mate

当然找到漂亮的中国女生。

youtube.com/watch?v=QESBcjX-G9g

我只是厌倦了这个世界和它的人民

在我看来,我觉得你应该去中国,这个机会对你很重要,而且你把去中国留学当成是你的目标,走之去吧。你可以每天跟你的女朋友说话,你会住在中国住多长时间?

对,人民很不好,但是你会认识有一些非常真诚的人。

洋人是二百五

doesn't seem to stop em from sucking me off after a bowl of rice tho

利空出权重的好

>利空出权重的好
对,现在每个国家都有经济问题,恐怕毕业以后就没有工作,可是我得好好学习努力才找到工作。

Chinks are subhumans. Koreans should have helped the Japanese do a Nanjing massacre in every chinese city.

经济问题犯规比较我谈论的问题

>ywn never be in a victory march in the devastated streets of Tokyo after the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere 2.0: Zhongguo Edition has been established

youtube.com/watch?v=j1Ryc1X1WAE

Feels bad, tbqh famalam

学雷锋,做好事

谢谢, 我要住在中国6个月。云南的天气怎么样? 你们知道吗? 如果你们都去过中国就给我说你在中国的时候怎么样? 我听说很多老外被剥削了。

I made more money investing in marijuana stocks in my tax-free savings account than I paid in taxes last year.

FEELS GOOD MAN

>be a neet
>pay 0 taxes

so you made 1 cent profit? xDdD

Going to Harbin for 3 weeks or more in december. What can i expect?

Snow

Cold weather.
What part of 不要欺負 don't you understand?

It's the monkey dance. Also the Taoyuan baseball dance.

I think we found that out but thanks I guess

I just happen to be principally against posting 'bump' and found it funny the video was actually noticed the other day.

你為什麼還不在睡覺?

youtu.be/wmHOMI4KsfQ?t=289

Does 他很无聊 mean "He is boring." or "he is bored" or both depending on context?

I would say both. 無聊 can also mean silly.

No bully = 無霸凌

Daily reminder that chinks should stop eating any kind of seafoods

ded

您好 稀客啊

我没有中国说话

你还在吗? 我从大学才回家。 如果你能帮我,我会高兴地受到你帮我。

请回答

大家早安!

guys, how long did it take you to acquire the Chinese Characters?
me, 6 years

I've been studying for three years and the end is nowhere near in sight.

This

今天好嗎?

不太好,我睡得好短。但是昨天夜裡的火花起碼很值看。

I believe the word you are looking for is 帖?

We can use that in the next thread. Both 串 and 顶 have been suggest earlier.

I wanna succ

entirely depends on the context
>silly
is that a dialect?

No

For example, see example 2 on this page:
tw.dictionary.search.yahoo.com/search?p=silly&fr2=dict

hmm weird. I'm native and I've never heard of anyone speak like this before.

Interesting

There's a discussion about this usage of 無聊 on this page as well quora.com/Mandarin-Chinese-language-How-do-you-translate-无聊-into-English

Native speaker from where? That might have something to do with it.

>我没有中国说话
你是不是想说“我没有说中国话”

北京西直门

I don't know what you just typed but I'm assuming you're correcting my non-sensical random words.

Fucking hell this language is hard.
Logical but hard.
I need a dictionary


愿意

加油! 你至少自己是亞洲人 :-D
我去北京的時候住在那邊附近的飯店。
北京人真的說CCTV的中文嗎?


愿意

If you have a smartphone, get Pleco.

And get the Grand Ricci on it if you speak French. It's great for classical Chinese.

The Middle Chinese dictionary Pleco has is pretty cool too.

Saved.

ジャパニーズのお前にシツモ~ン
同じ漢字文化圏にいる人としては、中国語の文章の意味がなんとなく分からか?

俺結構日本語を勉強してきたつもりだけどさ、もう、さっぱりやで

あ、「分から」じゃなくて「分かる」ね

Wrong thread. Pls Go.

>日本鬼子不要脸, 到中国线来捣乱

ヽ(≧□≦)ノ

六四天安門

We love Japan aruji-sama

從來不忘記!

I like the combinatory aspect of the language so far.
Seems fairly modular

The Chinese word i know is just
六四天安門 and 尖閣之日本的領土

RIVER CRAB

Nice
I know 我喜歡台灣女孩的腳

我媽媽媽媽的媽媽媽媽的媽媽
My mother's grandmother's grandmother

Pls rate my Chinese

百分之百

Fuck off weeb faggot

>weeb faggot
This is the no bully edition.

繁体字で書かれてる文章なら、単語レベルでは、ある程度分かる。特にニュースや新聞記事みたいな硬い文章ほど日本語との共通単語が多い印象。簡体字で書かれてるとさっぱり分からん。

ほう、なるほど
ご返事ありがとうございました

I was just asking a quesiton lads, chill

Alright then, I thought this was some kind of raid like that banter monkey. Just pretend I said nothing.

Herrow my ferrow chinese

I hope no presky mongrorian here

are you chinese immigrant descendant?

he is a senior chinaboo here on this board i presume

but...he claimed he is a Chinese though. my weeb friend.

我对岸的 ip被ban了挂vpn
我还常说我是德国人呢(
Cred Forums两三年前就有个荷兰chinaboo了

china is the non-muslim middle east. terrible place.

well, are you a real mainlander or weeb trying real hard? but his chinese is quite good to a mere chinaboo on this comic drawing board.

>weeb trying real hard
weeb 不是“精神日本人”的意思么

>weeb 不是“精神日本人”的意思么
probably in general, but in this board it's : western losers who are obsessed with japanese anime culture.
Also choosing jap site as a VPN: Haven't you forgotten about the Nanking massacre? how dare you.

度尽劫波兄弟在
您要拽着二二八不放乡民们和外省人还能不能好好活了

JAPAN DID NOTHING WRONG

您奶奶是慰安妇/您爷爷被当街开膛破肚的话呢
还请三思

yes, of course, 228 is our 64. 228 best day of my life, let's sweep all of them under the rugs.
>乡民们和外省人还能不能好好活了
lots of them can/are moving to mainland or immigrated to US/Canada and having a good life so...all is good.

not the one liner faggot, but you do know Taiwanese considered themselves as Japanese at that time, right?
>您奶奶是慰安妇
very few Taiwanese were comfort women though but I do agree Japan did something wrong in this regard.
>爷爷被当街开膛破肚的话呢
China(KMT) and US were the one bombing Taiwan during WW2 though.

>modern Chinese society

>乡民们和外省人

You are not VPN!

yet both of us still remained at where we were born
and i even got ip banned on Cred Forums

>aiwanese considered themselves as Japanese at that time
>that time
maybe it's neccessary evil
but hell not "nothing wrong"
人人都是爹生娘养 决然没有来世上走一遭就是为了挨颗流弹在靖国神社混个牌位的道理

There are at least two Dutch posters here. One is the Chinese from 陝西, I am the boo that started the thread.

i'm from 山西

*甘肃
其实我是半血

>donate to Japan
arigato Tawan
>donate to China
moarrrrrr

謝謝中國主子

>donate to China
>moarrrrrr

citation needed

不过无良媒体大概哪里都一样
顺便您还记不记得八八风灾时候大陆捐帐篷你们嫌不会不会搭捐粮食你们嫌不好吃

Are you truly a Taiwanese? Why did you try to get into fight with the mainland user under Japanese flag in this somewhat comfy thread?

How's life in 山西? heard you guys suffered a lot due to China economic slowdown and inevitably reducing coal mining in 山西。

t r o l l
r
o
l
l

JUST

ching chong ping ling, gentlemen

I don't think you guys need anybody's donation since China is very wealthy now. But I agree both media across the strait have a lot to blamed for the deteriorating relationship.

>you guys don't need anybody's donation
it's a token of commiseration and intimacy

>來自山西
那你肯定喜歡喝烈酒,會不會自己釀?
The way Taiwanese in Mainland TV shows are forced to brown nose the commie fantasies of being in charge of Taiwan and being forced to apologize if they don't sure doesn't help. Beijing truly doesn't seem to realise bullying and intimidating Taiwanese is not a way to earn their trust and respect.

And a ding dong ching chang to you my friend

Taiwan is a clone of japan

不会
汾酒烈的并不好
do you know that we have a nickname for 国台办 that is "跪台办"

Mainland China is just a terrible nasty place, it's government and inhabitants have a worse reputation than Americans ffs

More like child of Japan, they developed it after all.
I heard Koreans call Taiwanese Chinese speaking Japanese. It's a joke, but one that makes sense sometimes.

I am under the impression that it is true.

I went there once and it reminded me of Japan in terms of its urban layout. This is also to be seen in the rural areas or at the very least, some of them

It only seems to make 國民黨 cuckservatives kneel, and those are dying out.

Already saw the new san guo three times. Started the 1994 version awhile back..
>唐国强 as 诸葛亮
This nig fuckin kills it. So much better than the 2010 guy

니츠판러마
希望百年老店能度过眼下这一劫卷土重来吧

It seems like a Japanified China, eg: nicer, friendlier and developed.
Korea seems like a Chinafied Japan: eg dirtier, more racist, and slightly less developed

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=-mgt2tpTfBI

>tfw found a girl willing to teach me 遵义话

你怎麼對遵義話有興趣? 那個方言有什麼特色?

this is actually accurate.

I watched a Taiwanese travel programme and there was a cute White girl that was speaking mandarin(I dunno which dialect). It sounded so cute


>ywn have a cute European gf who would teach you chinese

long time no see
i'm that chink sought advice for taiwan trip
any other chinese dialects you have been exposed to?
ln不分的四川官话

What is that Chinese pretty boy drama star doing in the room of a 五毛?

我以前去遵義,此外我的好朋友是遵義人

I learned a little Uyghur since I ate 羊肉串 almost every day (though that's not a Chinese dialect)

I studied a bit of 上海話 since I lived in Shanghai and once in a while I heard it being spoken by older people on the streets

i have a smartphone nao, may i have your wechat

NaughtyBaobei92

>北京人真的說CCTV的中文嗎?

差不多,儿音比cctv重。 老北京人会缠一点口头语

youtube.com/watch?v=p9Xyh_uMnx0

Lunar New Year?

You're way too early for the party.

它的意義是什麼?

Fake and gay.

不會啦!
哥哥好呀.
一夜$2500

Yeah rural Taiwan is super Japanese

I added some back page LINE ID for escort services when I was in Kaohsiung and all the girls were like 5000.
Not that I would have ordered one but that's a pretty steep price.

I just don't believe they're real. But why would you look for that if you can meet a 西餐妹 instead?

I was waiting in the hotel lobby for my clothes to dry and ate a bowl of Wei Lih Men (best instant noodles desu) and they had some newspapers lying around on the table so I added it out of curiosity.

Pic unrelated but I just wanted to post him

Hallo

我剛剛到家,肚子餓了,不知道該吃什麼 :(

wunderbare Nacht

how about some surströmming?

肉丸:P

我不喜歡海鮮,不過而且surströmming很臭。你有吃過嗎?

去吃義大利麵吧! 我今天晚上也要吃.

Imagine that post without 不過, I fucked up

肉丸很好吃~

我真是豬頭

義大利麵是我最喜歡的食物!我也很喜歡咖哩飯,但這裡找不到咖哩飯了

it's completely mis-intepreting the sentence TBQH
>盡量試著用好你的時間
The sentence would translate into "Try using your time to it's utmost" rather than "Trying your best is a good use of your time"

If I were to write "Trying your best is a good use of your time" in Chinese, I would write something like 「盡力而為即善用時間」

>這裡找不到咖哩飯
也沒有滷肉飯, 甚至便宜的鍋貼也沒有. 我們住在西歐的人可憐死了.

Definitely.

Please give a cute sinoboo White gf that will teach me chinese.

I look like Jay Chou. That is hot enough right?

That is easy. Come to my town and attend a party organised by any Asian language student club. You'll score for sure. The weeaboo and koreaboo girls tend to be a little crazy though, but they're the easiest.

also
>23 hours late to answer the fucking question
wew

>Jay Chou
cue song incomprehensible lyrics

This song is catchy and cute (I found it via game-app Thapster TV).
Is it gay tho?
I don't want to be gay you know.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPALMaXLfIw

I will play tourist guide for a girl from Hong Kong next week. Nei Hou!!

I am in UK now ;_;

What can I do when there is only an Animu soc in my uni with zero hot girls?

Isn't that every Chinese ballad ever where there's always some exaggeration of heartbreak and pain?

It's gay, like a lot of Cred Forums

>也沒有滷肉飯
這很可惜

我正在看一位女人以前寄給我的e-mail,有點難過

>will play tourist guide for a girl from Hong Kong next week.
Are you from one of those comfy towns in Germany with cute wooden houses:P?Something tells me you're going to fuck her as well
>Chinese ballad ever where there's always some exaggeration of heartbreak and pain?

What do you mean ?

六四天安門

Just listen to some of Anthony Neely's songs, particularly his older ones.

There's one where he somehow goes to the underworld just to rescue his love one in the MV. The song is him pleading with death itself not to take his love one away. This describes Chinese ballad in a nutshell

GTG now. See you guys next time

N-No homo :3

No I live in Frankfurt...so she can look at cute houses that look old but have been rebuilt after the city got bombed to bits and the highest skyscraper in Germany that is probably not as tall as the average apartment complex in HK.
But there would be one of those comfy towns sooort of nearby. Not sure she wants to go there though, we only have half a day.
Only thing I know for sure is that she wants to have a Bratwurst (not mine).

...

>Frankfurt
I have a friend who toured some part of Germany in August. He complained that Frankfurt being a "boring doppelganger of Hong Kong except way more boring"

No, it is different.
Allah will smite you as you talk shit about Deutschland

Frankfurt is a shithole desu.
Glad she only stays for one day because that's about all the time you want to spend there.

China = Taiwan

okay

Nanking = hoax

...

臺灣讚

Are we autosaging yet?

Yes 你不能算?

310 is the bump limit

The catalogue suggests otherwise.

Close your VPN and go to sleep, John.

新的串:

>be Chinese-American
>visit Japan with some bros
>accidentally bump into Taiwanese tourist in a subway station
>she assumes I'm Japanese and begins bowing and apologizing profusely like she committed a huge crime
>so shocked I don't even know what to say
>she bows and leaves

I've never felt more ashamed in my life. Even though my parents are from Taiwan and I love Taipei to death, I'm proud that my family is from China. At least the Chinese still have pride in themselves.

I hate to say it, but the Taiwanese are the biggest cucks in Asia after the Philippines.

Too bad GEMA doesn't allow me to play it

Oy vey, I messed up the thread name. Let it die and make a new one plox.
>looking down on people for having manners

I hate 北京腔

because it's complacent?