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tfw no bf edition

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korean pop

Are Gina

alri alri alri

hey fellas

tfw have a gf

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cringe thread

Dazzzzzzza wots fukin appnin' mate?

>cringe
cringe

Aye good morning lads

How are you today?

fingers smell fucking rank

dont know why

just had a wank maybe thats it

sgorn awn carn

*hear my cat meow*

what did he mean by this?

does anyone want to be my friend

Cred Forums is actually dying lads

they took our jobs

fuck off

probably

I can't smell it but whenever I've had a wank then my gf comes into the room she always says she can smell that I've just had a wank

bit annoying

move to eight chan
problem solved

*boots the little beast in the lower mandible with steel toes*
That oughta shut him up

>going out with a girl with fucking spermy sense
wew lad

Reddit is preferable to that shithole 2bh

Had to stop a concert due to a family emergency, lads

is that why it's slow right now?
i-is everybody leaving?

Ain't that shit dying too?

everyone knows what cum smells like lad

All me

haha alri kanye

>Despite a per capita GDP (PPP) of more than US$30,000 [7] which is as of 2008 the twentieth highest in the world, Equatorial Guinea ranks 121st out of 177 countries on the United Nations Human Development Index

wow what a shithole

a forum is only as good as the posters make it
if everyone from here moved there it should be fine

it had a good innings

FOP

*audibly laugh at your post*

*cat pounces at my foot with his claws out*

hmm...

nobodys leaving, hiro just can't afford servers

Come back when you wake up from a lucid dream within a lucid dream and you're in a nuclear apocalypse so you run downstairs and your sisters sat on the floor playing the guitar while shes telling you how shes getting sectioned. Then all of a sudden you're in an eva from neon genesis walking around threatening chavs, then you go to burger king and they tell you it's going to be 10 minutes before they can serve you and you get all stressed because you have to save the world. Then you somehow end up waling around a remastered version of simpsons: hit and run finding different versions of Homer hidden in various places and you can't escape because the hills around the map are too steep to climb.

That's just the basic plot synopsis, the amount of detail in this dream was insane.

don't they have the lowest average iq in the world and a president who eats people's brains and bollocks?

women have better sense of smell than men haha

very possible

such a tragic continent

even voat is preferable to eight chan

it's essentially Cred Forums but with dellusions of grandeur

so it's exactly Cred Forums

*meows in italian*

it's a completely different format you retard

how does that go?

"a-meow-ah *kisses fingers*"?

windows wants to update again lads

DATS-A SOME-A SPICY CAT-A FOOD

>Nine Australian men who wore underwear emblazoned with the Malaysian flag have been arrested after allegedly stripping at Sunday's Formula One race in Kuala Lumpur.
aha

Might be sucking a willy later

i'm a heterosexual white cis male with no physical or mental disabilities

Mine only does it ocassionally

What in the bloody hell

would really love a Solji gf

EYY PISANO, GO REMIND-A FELIX HE ONLY GOTTA 8 LIVES LEFT, CAPICHE?

going to the bookshop tomorrow lads

you lot read any good books lately?

Reckon yous all are fucking cunts and I bet I could beat you all up. Meet me outside of the Tescos in Wiltshire.

I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS

i'm a bicurious male with phismosis and depression

foite me kent

read: I'm a sad, lazy bender with a broken dick

I'm reading Brave New World, it's been crazy so far

I am a gay male with generalised anxiety disorder.

I'm racist lads

Lads, going to London next week. Where can I buy this type of outfit?

youtube.com/watch?v=g4rSZshpfLU

*throws you off a building*

> bicurious

pick a side and stop wasting everyone's time already!

Pretty much.
I also have no job and a psychological dependance on weed, so don't forget i'm also a degenerate

watching louis theroux on transgendered kids hahaha

just get the purple tie, black trousers look

friendly reminder that he made it and there's hope for us all

me in the middle

VERY good look tbqh

>he
who?

The idea of sucking dick and frotting with a sissyboy/trap turns me on so much, but I'm not really attracted to mens bodies desu

are you getting enough to eat?

that's a very plain jane

genuinely dont understand why people are racist desu.

hahaha lads night out

I got like 10kgs off since last year but but i think its enough

Guy looks like a maths teacher

why do people not like anything?

because whites literally built the entire world and continue to be the only thing holding it up and shitskins are still complaining

are you planning to leave venezuela?

*hacks your ip*

hmphh gotcha, kiddo

marco

>>Cred Forums#

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Birthday in a week and I have nooooo idea what I want for it. Literally nothing.

Anyone else have this problem?

dysentery

I can't, I'm studying medicine here

ask mummy and daddy for some anime figures

yea, like every birthday I've had since I was about 16

be urself

Are you having a bad day user?

the US has great medical schools

> be me
> wake up
> sister still exists

why is the universe so cruel?

might have an imagination wank

i don't lock my front door at night, hope you don't pop in while i'm asleep and bum me, that would be awful

I'll take her on a date for you m8

Free tho? And I also need more money than I'll have to leave with my family

Stop banging on about your fucking sister, mate, it's weird

> be me
> wake up

why is the universe so cruel?

>be me

STOP IT

>qt girl with glasses staring at me in college
>pretend I don't notice, but feel kind of happy about it
>watch her walk into the legit retard class with all the literal autistic downers
>walk past her when she was stood outside of her class, she was humming and rocking back and forth

Not sure how to feel about this
Should I try to gf a legitimately autistic girl? She's actually kind of cute; glasses and short brown hair. She doesn't look autistic at first glance.

Im so fucked up

>be me

Focking shait, good afternoon lads. How are you today?

was feeling a bit peckish

i know you are but what am i?

i wouldn't do that to you x

Planning out all of the funny snaps Im going to post to my story today so normals think I'm funny and cool
Going to the gym later, thinking of taking a selfie while im really sweaty with the caption "'when was the last time you got laid?'" as if someone just asked me it and I got all nervous and sweaty. Think this one will go down a treat

>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

imagine being such a runt that you latch on to any living human female that even looks at you

>be me
Why if life so perfect lads?

she cute?

she has borderline personality disorder

need i say more?

If I knew someone like you IRL and they posted batty snaps all day I'd knock them out

oh right, is this the ex prostitute hahahaha

Need my new uni friends to like me

occasional reminder

sounds fun

sounds like she needs my willy up her fadge

good post

That's hot.
She got any self-harm scars? Nothing gets me going more than mentally deranged birds, i'll tell you what

I hope she died

What ever happened to Tim?

Me at the back, pushing everyone

lads, why dont'ya like americans?

yeah and she's got some brain damage too

she really is the complete package

>tfw you dig through 100+ replies to find that one buried (You)

that pepperoni looks shit

Feels like mining for gold

get Cred Forums x and you can use the left and right arrow keys to go between your (You)'s

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
I've been to the motherfucking mountain top
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

>psychological dependence on weed

>she's got some brain damage too

we already know shes Australian

>be from Liverpool
>all my friends act like Hillsborough was the holocaust
>Won't buy the Sun
> tell them "it was like 30 years ago, you don't even know anyone who died. In fact you don't even know anyone who knew anyone who died."
>'REEEEEE YOU'RE NOT A TRUE SCOUSER"

tfw no job

janny's not gonna like this one

can see her boob

sounds like a kid rock song

youtu.be/gjVE4J4mBRA?t=9m56s

alright lads, which one of you is this?

bit uncalled for ahaha

do you realise how stupid what you've just said is?

Black and most asian lads in the UK have completely assimilated into our culture. Any problems that arrise here tend to be from the religion of peace, not race.

*goes on tinder *
Ah yes, this will surely find me someone

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t. Definitely just your average white English male (not from Asia)

>tfw hurricane passing trough the Caribbean
>tfw it got mugged upon landing on your coasts

Why are we invincible?

Boobs are PG 13 you twat

eating jelly beans

because not even hurricanes want to enter your shitty country

Business idea: start doing some revision early this year (I won't)

you're a fucking mug

t. scared little poortherner that still thinks its the 70's.

Are you talking about middle easterns or actual asians?

how are the food riots going lad?

he's not saying blacks and Asians haven't assimilated, he's saying whites mostly built the modern world

FOY

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Business idea: start doing some Eurovision early this year *gets nil point from Germany*

Business idea: take my own life

That's rude lad

Aw you too

Pretty calmed atm

please be my sister posting with a proxy

t.British man

>No Asians in the poorth
>Bradford, Leeds, Leicester, Birmingham etc.

Mong

Fuck off leb

Business idea:

doesn't matter at all 2bh.

would you have a girlfriend that smoked?

only if she also had TIGHTS

why do a lot of girls have fucked up knees like that

every girl I've ever liked or dated has smoked while I've never smoked in my entire life haha bit weird that

yeah

yes. What promblems?

Why yes I shall be attending this on Friday *tips red stripe*

no because then i'd probably end up smoking again

Business idea: convince europeans that Caracas is safe and kidnap them when they come

that idea is absolutely Caracas hahaha

>promblems?

it's problems* my russian friend

only if it was socially

smoking when you're sober is disgusting and just suggests you're a weak cunt.

in what context does whites mostly building the modern world not matter at all?
or are you arguing on the premise that one shouldn't obsess over the achievements of a certain race?

would you be okay with the gf vaporizing methamphetamine in a social setting?

It's just a little topy.

he's moving to his new flat tomorrow and will probably not upload anything due to lack of internet

>pound in freefall
>tories abandoning their spending targets

greece 2.0 by 2018 lads

tfw too rorke for normies
tfw too rasheed for Cred Forums

who /cuckservative/ here

no

she can snort or bomb it like a normal person

whites didn't "build" the modern world, slaves did (predominantly black). jesus christ just do the most basic of research.

Reckon I could absolutely cunt you, absolute runt bet you havent eaten in weeks pmsl

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I was pretty much the same, anti islam not anti nonwhites but now I've gone full madman mode
dont know how that happened haha

@65666381

(You)

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>(predominantly black)
>>>>>

FOAT

I'm not racist, but

Can't argue with that 2bh

Me ma voted labour me da voted labour me na voted labour am gonna vote labour

made me think

would try to have intimate relationship with/10

the lads and I

>religion
>not oppressive

(go on, hat me)

>Whitey just got btfo by facts

>whites didn't build the modern world, slaves did
>carpenters don't build tables, hammers do
>murderers don't kill people, guns do

good tradition to have

Why didn't they shoot Kim Kardashian dead?

>Builders don't build houses, the person paying the builder does

This is your shit argument, idiot

>comparing inanimate objects to concious living organisms

this is the brainpower we are dealing with on /brit/

riveting stuff.

I'm racist, but

@65666507
>replying to bait seriously
>throwing in a bit of bait at the end
not sure what to make of this

(you)

Why would you? I want to her snapchat

Slaves were workforce not the masters

strawman

>backtracking because i just called your idiotic chain of though out.

Guns didn't kill people - I DO

>tfw talking to a qt British girl who shares my political views
It's a nice feeling

idiot rorke

managed to get off the ciggies. now i need to quit the e-ciggies

Wank*

Oi Oi

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what's a "though out"?

Ah yes, forgot about all those housing developments with all the individual builders' names listed on them

Comparing those organisms to tools was literally what slavery was about

Then Cred Forums isn't for you

stopping in the middle of the street because you need to light up? genuinely nope

not an argument

>Ah yes, forgot about all those housing developments with all the individual builders' names listed on them

Literally meaningless drivel, the builder is the one who builds the house it's in the fucking name

Think i've got a mild case of demonic possession lads
What do I do?

your script is broken mate

Add me to your collage faggot

*puts DJ Assault on*
alright lads, now the thread can really get started

Is it a female demon?

so how does he build a house lad?

Ah yes, much better to just post pictures as an "argument" like this Doesn't mean he owns it though, which was the entire point before you started strawmanning about builders

we'll force it out with a preemptive strike from the rear

a mild case? just walk it off m8
no worries

>Doesn't mean he owns it though, which was the entire point before you started strawmanning about builders

My first reply was when you specifically talked about building and I pointed out your shit argument la'

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LADS I fucked up

not an argument

Why don't you eat shit and die?

Me on the left

which ones are you getting lads?

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now thats what I call sing 2

No we don't. We're full. Fuck off.

FIFA 17

What happened boy?

Neither

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absolutely no decent lasses been posted in this thread

post some worldies lads

swear skyrim already came out ages ago

Probably just Mafia 3
Why are games so SHIT recently?
I remember looking forward for autumn and winter for all the triple A releases

Any good memes about Kim?

thats quite a face

the gf

start posting them then

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Farming Simulator, I want to feel like a proper northerner without the massive downside of being in the north

mate she is a dog

easily the worst of the bunch

I need to ask: is that a woman?

>farming
>northern
What are you farming? Coal?

>mafia 3
>le black man fighting racist mob bosses

who here /overt/

now i'm sad
gtg now

New

The alleged """""""gf"""""""

Battlefield 1

bf1
Mafia 3

The only thing poortherners farm is bennies

massive cringe

kim who?

Possible

Lots of farms in the North mate
Like 90% is farmland

>saying nigger is on par with the kkk
lol

same desu

used to look forward so much to getting games

Homosexuality should be illegal.

have literally exclusively dated girls the same height as me

>stick my hand down the sofa
>pull out two fivers

well then

this literally states that just being white is white supremacy

what possessed this wanker to create such a pointless thread

what's the situation

Dot Com.

10 sack later, senpai?

giz us one la

this is denial of white privilege

oh, thought it might have been quim kim

>Jessi Slaughter on becoming a meme and falling victim to trolls after infamous YouTube video

ah yes, the so called "Independent"

>glen johnson

Is anyone up for a meet-up in Manchester on New Years again?

white privilege doesn't inherently oppress other races

Got 12 (You)s from it on /brit/ last night so I'd take it to the big league

never lived with a girl

this is denial of racism

You should, it's worth it

me after a night out WAHEEYYY

hello x

Civ 6 I suppose

want to

>daytime, when /brit/ is filled with unemployed racists
ah yes

how is privilege prejudice?

alri

WWE 2k17
Dragon Quest Builders
Skylanders Imaginators
Rhythm Paradise Megamix

oh my days

Haha she sure got BTFO right lads x

fluff me off

This
I'm on my lunch break and the thread's full of Cred Forums mongs

better than /brit/ at 5pm to 11pm where its filled with lefty uni shitheads

oh, the aim of our patrol
is a question rather doll

hello 12 year old me

I'm on the dole and have a drug addiction, so probably just BF1 from that right now, just got FIFA and will also get Cod

Will buy farming sim at some stage, dunno what's changed since 2015 though, hopefully enough to not still be bored with it

>I'm on my lunch break and the thread's full of Cred Forums mongs

*vapes*

GYPO BTFO

dnp really does seem retarded.

PLease don't steal our memes
t. /cum/

Didn't understand a word of that post

lads

storage hunters uk is grim

Bxggie x Suicide boys
youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

Was Biggie the original sad rapper?

it's pakipoo asking /fit/ whether it's okay to eat take-aways because he's poisoning himself at the same time

if she looked like that she could be even a ladyboy