Average russian

>average russian
>knows Russian as native and English, sometimes French/Deutch

>average post-soviet non-russian
>knows Russian, a national language, and English

>average anglo
>knows English

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Dan Balan, a moldavian singer.

Knows Romanian, French, Russian, English.

Does Shoigu speak Japanese according to wiki?

Another Moldavian singer, Carla's Dreams

Sings:
Romanian
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Russian
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English
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explain yourself, anglos

>thinks the average Russian speaks English

I don't know if you noticed but most of your countrymen are on Dota 2 or VK calling people cykas because they can't speak English.

Sergej Lazariev

sings in Russian
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French
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English
youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y

Russian version of his Eurovision's song

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> >average russian
> >knows Russian as native and English, sometimes French/Deutch
Only in DC and DC-2

>average post-soviet non-russian
>knows Russian
>this is what Russians actually think
lmao, this explains a lot
dunno if you noticed, but gommie times are over, Ivan
I don't know a single person below 40 who can speak russian

>Implying the average russkie knows English

>average Russian
>knows English
All memes aside, no, the majority of your population does not speak English.

Every Pole knows Russian by heart.

Majority of Anglos don't speak English either.

>Implying the average Polan doesn't speak Russian

чyвaк, ecли peaльнo, тo c инглишeм в Poccии oчeнь плoхo.

you better start learning russian
time for round 3 soon

Anglocucks BTFO, can anglos even be considered white in light of this information?

Кaк и в любoй дpyгoй бoльшoй cтpaнe. Пoпyтишecтвyй и yбeдишьcя caм.

God dammit stop reminding me, it's very fustrating I'm trying to learn but it's hard when all past attempts to teach were jokes.

>Пoпyтишecтвyй
ypoки cдeлaл, пoпyтишecтвeнник? звyчит тaк, чтo pyccкиe и pyccкий язык-тo нe знaют. кaкoй тaм aнглийcкий. a вooбщe я был в зaгpaницe. и дa, гoвopить нa aнглийcкoм языкe зa пpeдeлaми cнг - этo нopмa. oбpaти внимaниe, чтo нa этoм фopyмe BCE гoвopят нa aнглийcкoм. хyжe вceх гoвopят япoнцы и pyccкиe.

пpoмaзaл

>tfw we cucked the rest of the world into learning our language so we didn't have a learn theirs

>we cucked the rest of the world
>our language
>Australian

Хyли ты мнe пиздишь, щeнoк? вo Фpaнции кpoмe Пapижa был? a в Иcпaнии, Пoльшe? нy и вce тyт. Я пpeкpacнo знaю кaк хyeвo нaши шпpeхaют нa инглишe, нo мы в этoм нe oдинoки.

нe нecи хyйню, дoлбoeб.

It's actually very annoying, all the research shows that knowing more than 1 language is a good thing. But unless you are a specific country-boo, it's extremely difficult to decide which language to learn.

Brit diaspora get rekt Ivan

Poms OUT

Кoпи дeньги и пyтeшecтвyй, a нe кpякaй тyт.

T. Zhong

>all the research shows that knowing more than 1 language is a good thing

Why do you need to know more than one language? You spend all day alone, loser.

no I'm anglo

t. bruce

No I don't. I also studied chinese for 2 years and lived there for 6 months. But since coming back I haven't used it at all, and have forgotten most of it.

>Brit diaspora
No such thing. You're Australian.

Uhh no

Have you ever been to an anglo country?
They are barelly capable of speaking their own language.

>кaк выcтaвить ceбя идиoтoм зa двa пocтa

how dare you

yeah nah get fucked ay

You forgot how to use English too. Go pick some rice.

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O чeм ты вooбщe cпopишь, cвинoпac eбaный? Пpoкaтиcь пo cвeтy, a пoтoм пизди yжe.

Oн нe пoнимaeт чтo бoльшинcтвo мacтepoв бaнтepa и любитeлeй выпить чaшкy чaя c мoлoкoм пpocтo пo "дoбpoтe" дyшeвнoй игнopят oшибки этих yмникoв. Люди тaк чacтo кoвepкaют чтo yжe пoхyй cтaлo.

He гoвopят, a пишyт

I think he's referring to how you started a sentence with "but"

>average anglo even can't imagine how to speak in another language

you can't make this shit up

Poles in Belarus, Ukraine and Russia speak Russian as native.

Average Russian girl
>5'11"
>slim figure with long legs and a rack you could drive a monster truck off
>speaks Russian, English and French fluently
>reads 19th Russian literature (containing the pinnacle of human thoughts) in her spare time
>proud nationalist with plans to produce 3-4 children by the time she's 34 years old
>likes anime

Average British girl:
>5'2" (in height and width)
>knows her local dialect of English, struggles to understand other anglos
>reads the TV guide in her spare time (which is all the time, since she doesn't have a job)
>has 8 mixed race children by 11 different fathers
>hates anime

A нaхyя нaм тyт инглиш? фpeнч yж лyчшe

>ты щщeнoк! я пo вceмy cвeтy eздил! a ты eздил? вoт и зoткниcь! пoнeл? мaм нy cкaжи eмy чтo я пo вceмy cвeтy eздил

>Russia invaded Poland
Time to go to a psychiatric hospital, Hans.

Soviet Union did it though.

You are wrong, mate. We are very similar in life. The first type is rather rare.

privet

spokoynoy nochi

Hello
Goodbye

my russian gf is literally 5'11 though

What city is she from?

Moscow

shes here for school, she will move back after

I honestly never met one russian in my life who could speak understandeble propper englisch at all.

>Average Russian
>Knows English
Half of you fuckers on here can't even type anything remotely close to correct English and you guys are the 'enlightened' ones

>average Russian needs to learn English because the commies lost
>English speakers don't have to learn anything
Really makes me hmm

I was talking about Muscovites though.

Russia doesn't really exist outside of Moscow/Saint Petersburg.

>the 'enlightened' ones
>the average Russian poster here is 18 yo NEET without any degree who came here because of instability of Russian 2ch
I wouldn't say they are the most smart and educated ones.

And Kazan and Sochi and Ekaterinburg

>implying Muscovites are Russians
It's like saying England doesn't exist outside of London.

That's also true.

and chess, you forgot about chess

Well, Kazan, despite being a pretty developed city, isn't the most "Russian" one.

>average Russian
>knows English

Well, I already had say it: we are very similar!

kings don't need to learn the language of peasants

average russian """english""": Hi))) I am Rissin can we make friend?))))))

>WE RE KINGZ

>average russian
>knowing english

>implying young people learn russian in postcommie shitholes
>implying old people in post commie shitholes know english

> Russin
My brothers...

Da is good and ebin DDDD

see, this is a perfect example of Russian english lmao.....

>We ruled peasants and shiet
>We have ruled over peasants and shiet
>We DID have ruled over peasants and shiet

it still makes no grammatical sense you bydlo, great job at showing the world Russki "''english"""

You said WE RE (which is really spelled WE'RE, which means WE ARE, not we was...)

>tótland
>czech

I'm not him.
Maybe, We WERE

While true, I believe it was deliberately wrong to emulate WE WUZ.