/balt/ + /ausnz/

ello love

first for ruski

thanks

You brought this on yourself

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Is this happening RIGHT NOW?

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Why are Anglos pussies?

They can't even 1v1.

And why did you come here to complain?

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pshhhhh

Stop rude posting.

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fuck leg day

Is that a snow pony?

congratulations! and celebrations! congratulations eesti! congratulations eesties! congratulations kersti! congratulations mrs. president! to everyone everywhere! let the celebrations begin!

youtube.com/watch?v=8TTk55YFIwI

Wew is that your president? Looks fit.

thank you! thanks! aitäh! paldies! aciu!

it's ačių, but I can't reasonably expect you to type out moonrunes

my keyboard configuration does not have those letters. i don't even have my sweet öäüõ, they are hidden under ;'[]\ lol

At least we don't have to put up with le tumblerina Kaljurand.

rude edition, what did we do?

yeah, fuck that crypto-russian (((puppet)))

2 of your country men climbed our monument of freedom and stripped

A girl I know is working as a cleaner in Norway and earns twice the average wage here.

Fuck off EEA shitlers

that's what you la*vians deserve

It took Latvians and Estonians to burn down Swedish capital, but only 2 Norwegians to conquer Riga.

>tfw when legitimately more intelligent than anyone is this ITT

I pity you, plebeians.

norwegian society must be very strict and boring so when they go abroad they act out the primal monkey instincts held down by the matriarch
very similar to the arab fakefugees

makes you think

sorry, we turn into maniacs when there is cheap alcohol about
pls tell me she is in trondheim

latvians get sensitive about their monument and can't handle banter

Stop this bullying

I love watching the little roaches squabble before the elections. They actually think their puny opinions and votes matter. Heh. They haven't a clue of the scale of the true game that is being played.

at least they have a nice monument. we have this pseudonazi iron cross imitation light show in expensive crystal frame

If only their feeble minds could comprehend the extent of manipulation that they fall into so easily.

I'll vote this, I'll vote that, I'll vote this other thing. The roaches get played so effortlessly. Just give them the illusion of choice and they'll eat it up without realising anything.

Repeat the process infinitely. Let the time wash away the memories of evil deeds and wrongdoings. Make same baseless promises again.

I truly wish the roaches could see past this facade. But they can't, and they won't, and thus they deserve everything that happens as a result of their ignorance.

Fuck off. It's great.

it reminds me of a vodka bottle t.b:h

>hea Kersti Kaljulaid
holy shit how akward this sounds

that's just a standard opening much like 'austatud' or 'lugupeetud' etc.

good morning balts

yes but ive never seen somebody use "hea (insernt name here) bla bal bal"
using Lugupeetud or Austatud would be so much smoother
retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balts

>Latvians maintained a considerable connection and trade with their neighbors, and near ethnic cousins the Finno-Ugrians, otherwise known contemporarily as Estonians

hes almost right you know

sorry

no such thing as latvians
you are baltic tribes + southern estonians

whatever you say, northern Latvian

i got letters from my landlord that began with 'hea' user. they were mostly about me being anything BUT 'hea' xDDD

i think this might be something older people tend to do.

näh, your chances of getting an Estonian gf just went from 25% to 0% (zero)

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you are my gf now

i am your father

shut up fag

that's not how you talk to your father!

I can tell she loves the BBC
Enjoy your new wave of migrants eesticucks

post some good music

redpill me on the new eesti president

his eesti

youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM

why does she matter?
its not like she has any power anyway, literally zero power

Morning hours

Your thoughts?

because I FUCKING ASKED
YOURE SO DENSE

nobody knows her, she is some noname who has never even been our politics

thnx

So what's going on tonight lads?

now she has the power to shitpost about russia on twitter, just like the last cuck

skipped uni today lol

Is Estonia okay? Considering the current circumstances and all

Haha thanks

watchu studyin?

the fact that she hasn't been active in politics is actually a good thing. despite the last contact with everyday politics being from the time when isamaaliit was a thing (i don't even remember how long ago that was) some dumbasses are still trying to label her as 'representative of a certain political faction'. the more distanced you are from politics the less people point fingers and shit on you for being a cuck or whatnot

>tfw old

no Estonia is not ok
>tfw to intelligent for eesti

more relevant question would be "is lithuania okay" since they got bullied by their only friends in this world few hours ago

construction engineering

your wojak is literally me

So why did she get elected then?

what happened?

>Latvians
>Friends

sounds boring as shit

gud luk

save it, it's all yours my friend

dude have you ever even done some research on her? she is a sjw who is pro refugees not some conservative

>Meie geopoliitiline asukoht ei võimalda meil rahulikult istuda ja arutada, milline rahvusena kestmise viis meile enam meeldib. Meil ei jää üle muud kui lihtsalt edasi kesta, nii nagu see on praeguses maailmas kohane, olgu või mitmevärvilisen
basically she said that we have no power to decide how we are gonna stay independent so we have to do whatever the eurolords tell us, even if it means we will become "colored" (aka shitskins)

>sounds boring as shit
it is

cant post the article because Cred Forums thinks its spam
but if you google "Kersti Kaljulaid: pagulasküsimuses on vaja julgust nagu iseseisvuse taastamise ajal" you will find it, her views are so scary that its good she became a president where she has no power other than post tweets and facebook posts

i was just about to say that you have nothing to fear because she has no power lol

>women

B R A V O

maybe she'll be as good as Gillard :^)))))

>pro refugee president elected
>it's nothing
Estonians everyone.

RIP

>no trams
>its ok
wilno everyone

>Kaljulaid has defined herself as a liberal conservative, supporting conservative economic policies but having liberal views in social matters[25] like LGBT rights and immigration.

Bravo Estonia

better than that half-latvian half-russian mongrel they wanted to have us first aka Kaljurand

>tfw no trams

i don't have access to the full article, but the first paragraph which you quoted seems pragmatical and rational. i'm sorry you're so triggered about our president not being a Cred Forums autist xDD

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fuck off social democrats voter you fucking leftist

father latvian and mother is russian = estonain foreign affairs minister

how in tbe actual fuck was this possible

thanks, bro. Lov u

hehe, cool story my buttflustered bro

>Wake up an hour ago
>Open up delfi
>See this as president

Wtf this has to be a joke right? Am i still dreaming?

she was born here thanks to the soviet union, so she learned the language, got an Eesti husband so her name turned less russian, started making career in politics and thats how she got where she is today (well right now nowhere, since she isnt our ministed in foreign affers)

>Earlier, she served as the Ambassador of Estonia to the United States, Russia, Mexico, Canada, Kazakhstan, and Israel.
what? you think you could've done a better job? :DD

the way she looks triggers me for some reason, so annoying face

>Tfw called for conscription in January
>Tfw will be forced to say "Hello mrs President"

moonman moonman can't you se

>Latvian father
>name turns less russian

y u gotta insult me liek dat fām

>Wake up an hour ago
disgusting neets

>Mfw we are slowly becoming a cuck state just like Sweden and Finland

is rajevskaja a popular latvian name?

take your pills you turboautist

>Marina Rajevskaja
>latvian name
lmao

very Latvian

Got wasted last night and fugged a qt 17yo grill

i know man, i would move to Latvia but they dont have any island

>trams
>only one (1) letter away from "traps"
>good
slippery blippery slope
wake up sheeple

Mart Helme for president pls

okay, thats a russified name
there may be an apartment in the future on the tv tower island

>things that didn't happen: the post

>lithuania
>only one (1) letter away from "shituania"
really made me think

Reminder that pic related is Supreme Commander of our military forces.

inb4 total elimination of Estonian military budget and armed forces

t. Salty virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=0YQz1N-2Y9s

I like her tomboy look. Would let her sexually dominate me/10

maybe we can finally liberate these latvians (read: southern-estonians) from the russian tyranni there and recreate livonia again
she has no power as a president you stupid fuck, all of these titles and the word president is a meme, just for the show basically and beacuse its a tradition for a country to have a president

the only thing our president can do in terms military is ask the parliament to declare a state of war. that's it.

you seem to think we live in a usa war movie lmao get back to reality

why are Estonian women so ugly?

Will never trust a woman to defend our cuntry

>not liking traps
Why

t. russian scum

šithuania*
seems like ur not done thingken yet laomao

Nigger in time of war she will literally be the supreme commander of our forces. Go to school u retarded russian

binkas bunkis binkis

why so butthurt, no new animes to watch? xDD

>in a time of war
and when will that happen? never

why show me image of fun times??

Got wasted and fugged with 6 anime girls today.

'cause they're still men, but with even more mental baggage than a regular tumblrina

>northern Latvians thinking they're important

L A M O A

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§ 7. Vabariigi Presidendi pädevus riigikaitse alal sõjaajal

Vabariigi President:
1) lahendab rahuaja riigikaitse seadusega Vabariigi Presidendi pädevusse antud riigikaitselisi küsimusi;
2) teeb Riigikogu esimehele ettepaneku kutsuda Riigikogu kokku erakorraliseks istungjärguks kiireloomuliste riigikaitseliste küsimuste otsustamiseks;
3) teeb Riigikogule ettepaneku demobilisatsiooni väljakuulutamiseks.

your status:

[X] COMPLETELY REKT TO PIECES
[_] not the former

REKT

But RL traps are cool to hang out with and play games together while 2d are good to fap on them

>get rekt hard
>call everyone else retarded
>post memes to damage control
neets everybody. look and laugh.

I woke up, grabbed a brush and put on some makeup

t, butthurt

>no one holds any power in estonia
hmm

wew that's exactly how I remember school

@65673927
this man is in charge of the defense forces

rate dyke president

Last time one person held too much power wasn't a good time for the balts tbf

man/10

>Quotes a partial fragment
pohiseadus(punky)ee/ptk-10/pg-128/
Read this you illiterate dumbass. You only quoted the rights of president in a non agression state. When the state of war is decleared the president of Estonia will become the supreme commander of Estonian forces.

[X] Rekt so hard on suicide watch

samefag lol pathetic

It doesn't matter who she is. What matters is her plan .

Napoleon was great.

dyking up the place

had a giggle, brucey

thanks

t. H. Anks

>§ 7. Vabariigi Presidendi pädevus riigikaitse alal sõjaajal
>sõjaajal

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>You only quoted the rights of president in a non agression state.

dude pls stop. you're literally the illiterate here and obviously so retarded you should be in a hospital or a museum of medical curiosities.

bit mannish

This thread is a constant reminder that Estonians are literally retarded apes with nigger tier iq wtf you have to argue about everything and get so god damned butthurt?

Bravo Estonia

i'm not even arguing, i'm literally spelling out facts about how shit really is in estonia and the other user is calling me a retard xDDD

it's hilarious imho

well said mate

>Loeb seadust aga mitte selle sätestusi

You fucking retard didnt read my link to the regulation of the law. If everything was so black and white i could legally crush your manlet skull with my fists.

READ MY LINK YOU DUMBASS. It referrs to the whole law

kuidas sa kodakondsuseksamist läbi said tibla? keelt sa ilmselgelt ei adu, riiklike institutsioone ja nende ülesandeid sa ei tea... mis värk on?

Don't bully Eesti, you faggot.

This is why Latvia and Estonia need to be a single entity again

You are just as retarded if not worse because you dont realise it. Kys both of you.
Lase ennast maha kuradi oss teiesuguste sittade parast meie riik nii persses ongi. Kuradi marurahvuslased siin, oma riigikaaslastega aga kogu aeg kisuvad.

5. peatükk Kaitseväe ülemjuhataja
§ 12. Kaitseväe ülemjuhataja pädevus sõjaajal

(1) Kaitseväe ülemjuhataja täidab sõjaajal rahuaja riigikaitse seaduse ja käesoleva seadusega temale pandud ülesandeid.

(11) Kaitseväe ülemjuhatajal on ametikohajärgne õigus juurdepääsuks riigisaladusele Eesti Vabariigi põhiseaduse ja seadustega ning nende alusel antud õigusaktidega talle pandud ülesannete täitmiseks.

[Lõike 2 sõnastus kuni 30. 04. 2003]

(2) Kaitseväe ülemjuhataja sõjaseisukorra ja mobilisatsiooni väljakuulutamisel:
1) juhib kaitsejõude;
2) annab vajadusel käske ja korraldusi temale mitteallutatud juriidilistele ja füüsilistele isikutele neile pandud riigikaitseliste ülesannete täitmiseks.[Lõike 2 sõnastus alates 1. 05. 2003]

puust ja punaseks sulle kirjaoskamatu neeger: kaitseväge juhib sõja ajal kaitseväe ülemjuhataja

mida vittu

I wonder if Prussian language sounded like Lithuanian..

hämmastav, kuidas sulaselgelt kirjas olevad faktid võivad nii palju netipepuvalu tekitada xDD

Hello
the best poster in /balt/ history has just arrived
and yup that is me

nesuprantu šitos kalbos

yes my man, lets become Livonia and you can adopt your old identity (Livonian) and re-learn the language again :)
together we will be strong and can take over Lithuania and become overlords there

>Lord's Prayer in Lithuanian dialect of Nadruvia, corrupted (Simon Prätorius)

>Tiewe musu, kursa tu essi Debsissa,
>Szwints tiest taws Wards;
>Akeik mums twa Walstybe;
>Tawas Praats buk kaip Debbesissa taibant wirszu Sjemes;
>Musu dieniszka May e duk mums ir szen Dienan;
>Atmesk mums musu Griekus, kaip mes pammetam musi Pardokonteimus;
>Ne te wedde mus Baidykle;
>Bet te passarge mus mi wissa Louna (Pikta)

näh, prussian was western baltic, you are eastern baltic

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/03/sydney-man-charged-with-after-father-allegedly-stabbed-during-row-over-computer

Do you think he browsed /balt/ + /ausnz/?

Türa kas te värdjad aru ei saa et te räägite üksteisest mööda. Sisuliselt on teil mõlemal õigus aga hetkel on küll nii et pada sõimab katelt. Jooge pesuvalgendit kuradi imbetsillid te ei saa isegi aru kui mõtetu teie vaidlus on. Otsite mingit tühja mõnu täiesti tähtsusetust asjast. "Jah jah ma võitsin" aga päriselus olete ikka samasugused haledad lohhid.

>homework

more understandable than Latvian

Yes, we seem to have that effect on Australians
Flannel also browsed here, got bullied a litle bit and then killed herself(read: himself)

Persse tõsi jutt. Ma faking vihkan neid keyboard warriore kes siin üritavad teisi omada. Klassikalised eestlased, kaklevad mõtetute asjade üle ise parajad hälvarid ise

>Latvian language is around 10000000000 times better sounding than Lithuanian language
Thoughts?

That actually sounds a lot like Lithuanian.

>Livonia and you can adopt your old identity (Livonian) and re-learn the language again

meme language and meme people that got first destroyed by Curonians and later by Latgalians

Jah ja kaitseväe ülemjuhataja ongi sõja ajal President. Congrats, you played yourself

thats literally rough Latvian you mongs
this man speaks the truth

Türa olge ükskord juba vait te olete mõlemad lollid piidrid et siin vaidlete

>taws Wards
>mums twa Walstybe;
>Atmesk mums musu Griekus, kaip mes pammetam musi Pardokonteimus;
>passarge mus mi wissa Louna
this is p much latvian but if it was written by someone drunk

>he doesnt want to make Latvia and Estonia great again and have aesthetic borders

>thats literally rough Latvian you mongs
I understood more of that than any time latvians say anything

>riigiteataja ee/akt/255833
>Sõjaaja riigikaitse seadus
palun loe nüüd hoolikalt see läbi ja mõtle oma elu üle järele.

kui ise aru ei saa siis palka keegi, kes paremini eesti keelt oskab, las tõlgib sulle vene keelde või mis iganes su emakeel on.

Tēvs mūsu, kas esi Debesīs,
svētīts lai top Tavs vārds,
lai atnāk Tava valstība,
Tavs prāts lai notiek kā Debesīs,
tā arī virs zemes.
Mūsu dienišķo maizi dod mums šodien
un piedod mums mūsu parādus,
kā arī mēs piedodam saviem parādniekiem,
un neieved mūs kārdināšanā,
bet atpestī mūs no ļauna. Amen.

soad

>school

Lord's Prayer in Lithuanian dialect of Insterburg (Prediger Hennig)

Tewe musu, kurs essi Danguje,
Buk szwenczamas Wardas tawo,
Ateik tawo Karalijste;
Buk tawo Walle kaip Daguje, taip ir an Zemes;
Duna musu dieniszka duk mums ir sze Diena;
Atleisk mums musu Kaltes, kaip mes atoeidzjam sawo Kaltiems;
Ne wesk mus Pagundima;
Bet gelbek mus nu Pikto.

Yah, he was a regular here

>saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumpssaldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumpssaldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps saldejumps
this is how i saw this post

>he would rather try to force meme people back into reality that did nothing else but get killed
>than merging into one regional superpower and nuke lithuania

wtf man

;)

Tead, mul pohhui vaielge siin te kaks ajuinvaliidi. Ma lähen parem Virma, teen paar õlli ja näpin naisi samal ajal kui te hälvarid siin oma klaviatuurisõdu peate.

Häbi teile lohhid

>Understand more exctinct Prussian than Latvian
WTF I hate Latvia now

tule parem Saaremaale, teeme kerged õlled ja lähme sauna

i understand that youre retarded

peale minu on siin siis veel üks tibla ja üks saarlane. ja ma veel mõtlesin, miks kõik ülejäänd nii haiged retardismipõdejad on xDDDD

me too to be honest

Ohh wow..
Latvia wow

>minskas

apologise to him NOW

Teisel anonil oli tegelt õigus. Siin threadis on üks Saarlane, kaks ajuhälvarit kes vaidlevad, üks Rakvere tont ja mina

probably becuase it uses 'w' and 'y' just like in your beloved polish language

PINSKAS

Kas sul Saaremaal on ölle mitte õlle xD?

Jah see esimene taun jäi vähemalt vait see teine autist otsib kiitust oma tugevale klaviatuurisõduritööle

W doesn't exist in Lithuanian alphabet.

sa mõtled seda anonit, kes tõsimeeli usub, et sõja ajal võtab president kaitseväe ülemjuhatajalt positsiooni ja juhib kaitsejõude, täielikult kõrvale jättes vabariigi valitsuse ja üleüldse kõik, mis kainet mõistust ja seadusi puudutab?

>woman president, liberal on social policies

Estonia is fucked m8s

this rude posting will not go unnoticed

Ma mõtlesin seda anonit kes teid lahutada üritas. Kaks tauni rsk

stop fighting each other ok m8s

heelo friends i am from pinskas and i wanting go to minskas for holidays

how much i am paying?

And Latgalians, Samogitians also have y it's just that you came up with a new meme letter ī

>ta läheb täielikult endast välja kui keegi millegi üle vaidleb
full keeksid semu, äkki neonet on sulle sobilikum koht?

Bosd bussi pls
See user arvatavasti naerab selle üle kui hullusti tema asperger lvl trolling su õnge tõmbas, või ongi ta lihtsalt loll, aga sina oled veel lollim et temaga üldse sellise butthurt sõja maha pidasid

Disappointingly small /aus/ turnout here, don't tell me you soft cunts are already asleep?

o you are from pinskas? we are not šo difference i am from kurskas i was minskas a weeks a go
it is very cheaps must buy knife because danger city

tead ma olen täiesti veendunud, et selle idika kujutluspildis on sõjaaja stsenaarium siuke, et kersti kaljulaid võtab vapralt tuki rinnule ja ütleb "noh poisid, nüüd me neile alles näitame!" ja hakkab vihast karjudes vaenlase poole tormama, ustav salk võitlejaid seljataga

no, gross.

where is danger zone? in streetas or in alleyas
i hooe shopas have good fishas because in pinskas we dont have a seaas

ma teie kaklust ei jälginud eriti pingsalt aga kas hoopis sina ei olnud see marurahvuslane?

>in 1897 40% of inhabitants in Riga were Estonian

scary stuff

>marurahvuslane
ma ei tea, keda või mida sa silmas pead, aga ilmselt mitte mind

Kas sa Eesti keelt oskad paks poiss xD
Ära endale liiga palju ka seljale patsuta, järgmine kord ära ole enam nii taun et teiste taunidega tühja pärast tülitsed

>as
Bad meme.

About to administer a wank to self.

Its overpuffed state anouncer lithuania

mate it is Lithuania not lithuania
you are being disrespectful
I hope you understand
cheers

hmm..

calm down lithuania
he didnt mean it like that

you
I hate you

the existence of your country is a bad meme
your language is a bad meme
your culture isn't even a thing
wilno is nasze

see this

>he existence of your country is a bad meme
>your language is a bad meme
>your culture isn't even a thing

All of this except for Latvia.

no, I think it's like Finnish: an elaborate trolling attempt to pass off gibberish as a real language

man, these other Estonians ITT are fucking retarded

guess my finger slipped oopsie haha oh man what now

>half the thread filtered again

I see you're replying to turbo virgin tripfags again

Elva reporteerib sisse.

is this a trap?

That's 73 cents per can which is far too rich for my blood

TARTU
A
R
T
U

Jah, Aleksander on uriin purgis.

Mis telefon sul on? Apple või Android? Ns huvitab

oopsie

yes, it must be

säästu kange härrasrass

Android, Samsung Galaxy S3 mini kui täpsem olla.

Nägin täna Tartus meest kleidis, kommentaare?

thanks for squashing russians

lithuania truly is a friend

mis telefon sul endal on? iOS või laua?

youtube.com/watch?v=GAlLXeN0Iu0

This is second biggest city in Latvia, really gets your neurons firing.

>thanks for squashing russians

No need to thank us, Latvians designed and built that building.

Joo siis juba vett, härra

Sorri, poes oli vaja käia ja kõik riided olid mustad

>Latvians designed and built that building.
shhh they must not know

>daug*avpils

The ethnic cleansing will come soon

Mönus siin ka vahepeal nii palju Eesti keelt lugeda

tartu on eesti pede-pealinn

Ning kultuuripealinn kntao.

No olgu, vabandasid end välja seekord.

me and the lads

t. Väike-Maarja

>australians keep trying to butt in

cringe

First from the left me.

neegrimunnikummardamisekultuuri, jah seda küll

>this is a 10/10 in Estonia

do the virgin walk

dont you fucking bully my friends

youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>lithuania truly is a friend
kys slavboy

neegrimunnikummardamiskultuuripealinlastelegi

tehke pikemaks

Virgin here.

Extra virgin here

Vähem neegreid kui Tallinnas vähemalt.

>you will never be perma buttblasted Latvian turbovirgin who role plays as a country on internet

Mнe знaкoмo этo чyвcтвo :)

>lithuanians are butthurt again

for what reason is it this time?

youtube.com/watch?v=1xo3af_6_Jk

Дoбpый вeчep, мoи бaлтийcкиe бpaтья!

There's no tractor to steal this week

Ma olengi tegelt Väike-Maarjast xD kust sa teadsid?

Zdorovo, plebei.

What game should I play, everything is fucking boring but I got a new monitor so I wanna play something at 4k

Looks delish

i played ur mum at 4k

Loll

>пик
Бyквaльнo я.

Are you that Italian guy who used to post his 3d animations here?

ajaleheneegrimunnikummardamiskultuuripealinlastelegi

2048

:(
did she get her meds before going to bed?

Yeah. I got bored with doing animations because no game offers an easy way to mod them in.

>those two ru**ians think they can make someone mad

l m a o

ei tea, kas uus president ka sõnaust korraldab.. meil siin tundub, et üks päris kobe sõna valmis sepistatud
kõlbaks lausa õigekeelsussõnaraamatu kaanele

salasitapornoajaleheneegrimunnikummardamiskultuuripealinlastelegi

Another one?

Why suomi speak in their funny aaaaaaaeaaa spurdo language but sprotten in engris?
youtube.com/watch?v=-X6-13dzhGE

Ausalt ka huvitab tegelt ilma naljata elan Maarja kandis

Go 2 bed

Yes

even to the citizens of the capital of the culture of worshiping the nigger cock of a reporter of a secret scat porn magazine

yes, totally legit word

How can they even pull it off after Johnny Depp almost wiped out all life on Australia?

Stop coming here in your beat up old Transporters to build aesthetically disastrous commie blocks for half a Snickers.

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I think it's very clear that you're asking a wrong person.

norwegians crave to live in commieblocks xDDD

Mustlaste ja kadedate maakate sigimiskoht, mu sõber

cheeky last post

no

laster post

NO

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