Be America

>Be America.
>Catch a cold.
>Go to see a GP.
>That'll be $72,650.99 please.

J U S T.

This may not be the right thread to ask but how do Germans feel about this?

>tfw to smart to go to a gp

>be Australian
>Want to play a new video game
>It costs $350 kangaroo bucks

>be manchild
>want to play a new video game

>Memelland

JUST

>be Australian
>catch th[comment loading...]

is that 72 dollars and change or 72k dollars?

Yes, but Trump will take us to single payer.

And Mexico will pay for it.

>Be British
>Catch the AIDS because you are all gay lol

>$72,650.99
Seventy-two thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars and ninety-nine cents.

No-one cares how you punctuate numbers in your fruity crippled Latin dialect.

DELETE THIS

what hell is a GP?

general practitioner

learn english spic

General Practitioner

>tfw I'll never ever be a teenager in the UK

>be Canadian
>get cancer
>treatment paid for in full, beat it easily because of the high quality doctors and medical equipment

>Brazil will be the least degenerate country in 100 years

>tfw never get the AIDS from a Brazilian bear pounding my twink butthole

>be Canadian
>get appendicitis
>wind up paying for treatment in the US anyway because the "free" healthcare is too slow

>be Canadian
>break a leg due to a horrific hockey accident
>wait in lines for two weeks to meet a doctor

>have appendicitis
>go to us hospital
>get treated by "Dr." Jose Rodriguez Martinez
>equipment isn't sterilized
>get infection
>die

>implying all of our doctors aren't chinks, poos, and gooks
Nice try faggot, I've seen through your lies

learn you spanish better, ahmed

>be spanish
>get some disease
>be free threatment in the best public healthcare of the world

feels good to be a conquerous master race,desu

>i will never be Thpanish

I wouldn't want to be threatened, I'd rather have my disease tended to

Thith

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