/brit/

why don't you try

How does Korean Pop dude do it within 3 posts

Heinz Baked Beans were first created by Generaloberst Heinz Wilhelm Guderian during the Second World War. He thought the food rations provided to his Panzer troops was of low quality and weakened morale, it was because of this that he set about creating an easy-to-make foodstuff that would be both tasty and low cost; he first experimented with corn-based products before moving on to wheat-based products and then finally settling on the beans we know and love today

A fun fact for you all

western countries would immediately collapse

there were other search engines before google, google was just the only one that took off because of jew magic

semen is highly flammable m8

handy survival tip

practice and autism

i think you'll find Cred Forums made the the_donald not the other way around

fucking hell really?

so if you needed to start a fire you could just do a cum?

Because they didn't mine your data like motherfuckers, all the other search engines were shit

Can you imagine Ask Jeeves Chrome?

a girl i know has a back tattoo

idk how to feel about this..

*sniffs my shoulder*

wew

youtube.com/watch?v=tK609rbSBLs

>pushes button
>has 2% middle eastern dna from getting cucked 1000 years ago
>dies

google "man and woman"

really makes you think about jews destroying blacks, chinks and pakis

hes one tough cookie

got called a white dog at donut king lads

where was his elephant gun

should have just given him money for the bus lad

got called a potato nigger at Cred Forums lads

called some twat a white dog at donut king lads

so lads, I think this girl likes me:

-bites lip when talking to me
-laughs at my shit jokes
-keeps touching me weirdly
-changed her profile picture the day after meeting her properly (like fuck did I like it, I'm not a beta)

The yank gf made fun of me for not owning a gun again

...

Are you ready?

FOYNT

Disgusting

i really want to have sex and i matched with a cougar on tinder. should i do it?

>no pictures
How about you fuck off lad

doctors would make a lot more money if they privatised the NHS

don't reply lads

No, he's just lying.
However, did you know Jews work excellent as a firestarter? Give it a try sometime!

Privatisation is racist because immigrants can't afford it

yuh gyal's pum pum looks like doner kebab

fuck sake lads barber scalped me when I only asked for a thin out on top

>immigrants
we're all immigrants

No only you are Rasheed.

I was born on this rock.

is your barber jihadi john?

>them glorious feels when you CHAD out a bunch of beta males by taking their token female friend who they lust over

shut up you cringeworthy try hard twat

youtube.com/watch?v=2AlLSxG4vTw
Me

Still want to die

lad I'm on such a high confidence right now I FUCKING LOVE IT

LOVE IT..

I can talk to literally any female and they'll want me.

WHATS THAT OPERA SONG THAT GOES LIKE THIS?

vocaroo.com/i/s1KehhAgp9Zo

there is no way your penis is 190cm

Unironically extremely ill lads. Want my Nicola Sturgeon gf to come over and cuddle.

yes i believe you completely. must be why you're dying to tell a bunch of anonymous strangers about it. fuck off

dont reply to him
the chap has serious bipolar issues
half the time hes talking about shooting up womens shelters and the other half hes saying how much he loves women

clearly has low IQ or a mild learning disability.

a good 2 hours

this apple is fucking sour

think I might have fucked it up with both girls

vocaroo.com/i/s0rRWRxzIcnr

waltz of the flowers?

lad idgaf what you believe i'm just happy to be good looking.

just robbed some armenian bint LOL

>Just after 4 p.m. on the same day, the police were back at Blue Apron for the third time, following a noontime patrol. They were prompted by yet another call from a security guard, concerned that “a weapon might be brought.”

>This time the problem was a 26-year-old man who, after being fired earlier in the day for groping a female co-worker, had then threatened the person who let him go. He was later arrested for sexual assault, as well as for violating his parole on an earlier robbery charge.

hmm

don't really see life ever getting better for these people iah

Word on the street is that Poleaboos uni has chosen not to expel him

They've set his misconduct hearing for 12th October and if it's anything like last time, he can bring some friends

Anyone up for a trip to Aberdeen?

leaf cucks and what?

seppos

don't reply to either of them please

*slaps you*

*gets sucked off by you*

haha....now piss off you disgusting bender

I know English is your second language but do please try to keep up old boy.

what does it feel like to be ugly and short lads?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*reads aloud the latest edition of the FT*
CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA YES

...

I don't know, what does it feel like?

only went and got a bloody 2 1 in that essay didn't i hahahaha

it was so shit and there were literal factually incorrect things about my main topic area but who gives a fuck wooooooo

For fucks sakes lads why are Americans so manly compared to us girly brits?

*forces your head*

just ate 3 bananas lads

haha what are you like x

do you ever just think about ugly people and laugh

OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP

We will be meeting at either Aberdeen train station or RGU Business School on 12th October at 1:30pm and 2:30pm respectively

After the misconduct hearing, I will take you all out for a burger and drinks, the meal and alcohol will be paid courtesy of the Great British taxpayer (Thanks for the bennies, wagecucks)
I'm guessing it's only going to be like 3 guys, so that's just a weeks bennies

Reply to this post so I know how many to expect

OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP
OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL MEETUP

You're just mad because you can't attend the meetup

*ponders aloud*
the pen is mightier than the sword ...

think that's how he deal with the pain

she'd probably be decent looking if she wasnt such a fat pig

first non-wanker in this itt

@65671210
you are a loser

Are pakis allowed?

Ignore it

i won't be there

i walked past this munter today of whom I necked like a year ago.

i laugh because she still recognised me and ignored me until I smiled at her and she was like :3

laughing because not only will she be obsessed about me in the future, she'll not allow betas to hit on her either.

>scotland

>another non-Brit mad they can't attend

Would rather keep pakis to a minimum, so it depends how many whites will be attending

*stabs you with a pen*

hmm yes, it would appear so

an underappreciated genius is what i like to think

---->65671246
abbos

handed in 3 essays all in the same week and I got 73 for all of them
something's up here lads

why is a literal faux-woman getting more (You)s than an actual grill itt?

Well if you refuse to let me join there will be legal issues

absolute state of this thread rn

>INDEPENDENT
>SHITLAND
>ISLANDS
CANNOT FABRICATE THIS CLAIM

post tagine

We will be attending Poleaboos misconduct hearing before doing the traditional meetup/lads on tour stuff

I'm a paki myself, really don't want there to be more than one

Reminder that poleaboo is banned for ban evasion

IGNORE
IT

how is /brit/ doing today? i'm doing great thanks

>I'm a paki myself

What a marvellous event you chaps will be attending. I'm sure the Australians are kicking themselves they can't go.

>still mad he can't attend the meetup

Reminds you that you aren't really one of us, eh?

youtu.be/hGplUd6dtS4?t=298

think this is tim's rock bottom, it cannot get worse than this

want to die
really lads this is seeming like the end

Excellent post

why is britain so racist?

The Shitland Isles are already independent you mongs
They were renamed Australia and New Zealand

For those attend the meetup, know that I have a hotel room booked so you can stay overnight with me and catch your trains the next day or just sleep off your hangovers

*goes to aberdeen on the 12th of october*
*sits down at the train station cafe with a cup of tea*
hmm
*pulls out phone*
*opens /brit/*
"having a think"
*enters captcha*
*hits submit*
hmm...
*looks around*
*sees a nervous indian hermaphrodite averting eye contact across the station*
hmm...
*goes back to /brit/*
*reads replies*
hmm... hm, ah.... ah yes... very good
*posts my gimmick*
*finishes tea*
*sees the next train to aylesbury*
hmm...
*gets on the train and goes home*

prefer dogs

>Australia
>Melanoma
Heh, nah
abc.net.au/news/2016-03-30/new-zealand-has-worst-rate-invasive-melanomas-over-australia/7283676

Doing a poo at work lads
Got fuckall to do until 5 except browse BBC and Birmingham Mail sites

...

rude

Pretty disappointed by the interest

I suppose Aberdeen is a tough place to get to

would love to go to the meetup for absolute mad tings but I've said too many bad stuff on my trip.

lmaoing at the thought of some mugs ending up in aberdeen (see: ludicrously expensive yet still shit)

Let's be honest. Most of us here are pakis.

They don't want to be raped by some Scottish paki mate.

It looks like it might just be ol' Poleaboo

meet me down bridgend and i'll wrap your head round a fucking pole you lanky cunt

Test

have unironically met up with people from /brit/

This. You probably wouldn't expect it from my posts but my names Kasim

just gas this thread at this point tbf

You can
Just move your hand really fast across the fire and you would have technically touched the fire without getting burned

Post lederhosen

I will be going to the meet up

if you're both going can you go somewhere that doesn't have cell service, like Antarctica

thanks x

brum /brit/ meetup>(((aberdeen))) meetup

at least i know irelad is white

>an open letter to the Prime Minister..

Fuck off and deal with it you sour undemocratic cunts.

haha if you say so
*waits for you to turn around the bottles you in the head*

Would literally do anything for Jordan Knight's autograph

it just wasn't like, the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
oh, am i still illlllll
oh noooo

I'm sure of Leave had lost everyone would've just accepted it and quieted down as well

Why does anyone care what that fat cunt Corden has to say about anything??

Pastebin it you useless shitter

swansea have literally gone into JUST TIER in sacking good ol' Guidolin

sigh..

opinions la's?

So should I book us a reservation at a restaurant?

You guys up for some gambling or anything?

And it's still better than that fucking Manchester meetup

Fuck lads I just wrote AS Afrikaans and it did NOT go well

I dont think there would be the same backlash we have now tbf

when is the brum meetup I would like to attend

met ed not jordy
ed and jordy met up and didn't invite me haha

Because he has le smart british accent, he must be right

Yanks are a VERY simple people

rate this guy

>muh democracy
hope some of you lads understand that theres actually lots of different types of democracy, and if you want to vote on the acceptable hose diameter for showers then you can fuck off to switzerland

Fuck of Panhead, you mincer.

you boys have really done it now you have

told the misses to just "say these words" into a microphone for me and then when i explained to her what it was for, and then told her she'll get heaps of replies she seemed excited

well guess what bloody happened lads ... guess what bloody happened...

you dickheads only went and didn't respond to the post

now i've got it in for me now, lads. the misses is fuming.

I think you are going to be in a dogfight against relegation with or without him but it's better to take every advantage you can get

If they were going to sack him, better early than late but they don't have a good enough replacement so it was the wrong move

Pfft
People here would still be going on about how it was rigged by the jews and the Germans and how another vote is needed and other dumb shit

>look up german rap
>it's all turks
youtube.com/watch?v=SsU6PL_OVjU
Why?
Who dis

>the misses
Oi, don't nick my gimmick

It would have been equally bad, if not worse

He isn't even posh.

Wouldn't take his advice on whether the local chippy is nice and look at the fellow.

Ed must have warned him what a weird cunt you are tim haha

quite glad we left to be honest lads
i'm sure the staycations will make up for our imports being more expensive
at least the (((ftse 100))) is up because of our currency being worth nothing

see you in the dog's house mate haha

Just like American rap is blacks and British rap is blacks and chavs and French rap is arabs

It's a class thing

hey luca x

i am jordan
...
...
...
SIKE
HAHA
dude relax

>Yanks are VERY simple people

dunno will try and get the lads involved

would rather go to an event

Fuck you got me excited then haha

jordan.knight.714

land rainbow bruv

>club event where my friend is playing is being attended by the girl that stood me up and a girl I think I'm seeing
messy situation lads

If you posted her tits with the link maybe people would've taken notice la

>the misses
alri Dazza

Sophie Lares' big chocolate tits.

Since you asked so nicely

pastebin.com/meJVwjtD

Welcome to Argentina

the gf is going on about international boyfriend day or some bollocks
might give her a slap to remind her of her place

>a girl I think I'm seeing

The brice of freedom

HARD

BREXIT

fair enough summary la'

i hope we boo the fuck out of him when he enters the pitch, by no way is he could enough for the club.

bubbles burst user

>To lead the Department for Exiting the European Union you chose a man so adept in international affairs that he routinely refers to our nearest and most sensitive of neighbours as “Southern Ireland”.
lel

not reading anything else, one sentence paragraphs can fuck off completely

>David Welsh, BSc. (Econ), MA

may i take your order sir?

>a girl I think I'm seeing
so are you seeing her or not hahaha

dunno man we hung out once and we're texting and she said I'm attractive but my willy has not entered her

Gracias amigo

over 80,000 people expected to come for trump's rallies today, lads, in swing states too

youtube.com/watch?v=1HaXQKHtabg

*gets an earful of it*
fuck fine alright
*sighs*
*puts stubby down*
*removes feet from the pooft*
*longingly, i leave my couch as i walk away from the cricket*
*picks up the garbage*
*takes it outside*
*puts it in the bin*
*comes back inside*
*continues watching the cricket*
ah clarkies up

don't care

What a smug bellend

Southern Ireland is correct.

It's a step up from the time when we refused to refer to them as Ireland at all

>garbage
FOY

Me in the middle

...

you are fucking garbage mate

paid to much tax lads
just got a letter telling me I can claim for £740

Me on the right

Need a fine gyal ta wine pon me cock
Nam sayin bredda?

really makes you think

>paying tax
I guess you're not smart then are you? Let me tell you, I'm smart and I haven't paid a cent. Smart as can be, just the smartest.

>wouldn't even let you wait for the ad
*makes a whip cracking noise*

Why do people think this geezer is attractive?

fuck
too*

Very useful information to me, thanks

I once fucked a slag from carlisle

she looked inbred as fuck

but the highest point in Ireland is higher than northern Ireland
its just stubborn pricks who wont refer to us as the republic of Ireland

steal my gimmick again and man get bussup innah head
alright breddaman?

youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk

She was British, what did you expect?

>Canada has never had an Asian or First Nations Prime Minister

Bit racist

As pertaining to earlier comments in this thread;

PAKIS OUT

brits are NOT inbred

pls be in LONDON

we aren't the Republic of Ireland we're just Ireland

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475501118424.webm

Let's be honest. Most of us here are girls

pls say brazil is white and 1st world

You're Eireeans

fairly sure i was sat behind one of you lads in a lecture
he started off by watching WoW machinima for half an hour and ended up on twitter which was completely filled with KPop

Me looking on

don't appreciate this post at all

just sounds like an average runt, hope you wrangled him back up, there's a chance he escaped from my cage

should have put your foot through the back of his head

don be tryin ta look lyk a big man likkle boi

fuck has big daddy thorax made a new documentary? don't recognise that from any of his others

There once was a slag from Carlisle
Shagged a Dutch laddy once and a while
Her bf was a cuck
She looked inbred as fuck
So she sucked every cock for a mile

Gonna buy a flat lads, sick of living with my normie parents

me in the foreground

all me

wish we had some big danish houses 2bh lads

t. 18yo

when I visit my gf I'll bring some back hehehehehe

started a new job today and this qt italian girl was starting at the same time

wish i was single lads i want to flirt with her

wish we had some tiny japanese houses 2bh lad

justin trudeau is undoubtedly handsome

just read that open letter
fucking lol

>applied for civil service fast stream
>looking at their videos
>all either women or skinny nu males with unkempt beards
I'm legitimately surprised, I thought it would attract private school, red trouser wearing #lads

Get my Xbox while you're there mate, ta

gay

ah yes, just received my daily newsletter from the International Swaps and Derivatives Association lads, going to have a little read

Japanese houses are bigger than ours desu senpai

You cheeky prick

how does it feel that this germanic barbarian stuck his uncivilized penis inside of some of your celto-romance inbred slags?

can you apply now if you're not graduated yet?

Why didn't we send troops to help our Confederate brothers. If we would have, we would still have our empire.

i will invoke article 50

How good is £28 grand a year before taxes?

>Why didn't we send troops to help our Confederate brothers. If we would have, we would still have our empire.

Pfft
The Royal Navy was releasing slaves and seizing slave ships all the time, doubt the Confederates would be quick to ally themselves

>Cumbria
lol who fucking cares
you got your knob in some mountain troll, well in mate

haha alri civ serv lad
it's a good starting salary and you shoot up if you actually get on the scheme

alri mrs may

let me rephrase that

wish we had some tiny japanese meme apartments 2bh lad

youtube.com/watch?v=OsDZKCvpYL4

I'm in a uni class that prioritises class discussion and debate rather than lecturing from the prof, and nearly everyone is an SJW including the professor.

Through debate I've able to convert a lot of these lib tards, teaching them the values of ingroup preference and nationalism. I've been slowly deprogramming them. I've also made them realize that our laws are fair and just and that more shit like affirmative action is the last thing we need.

What are you doing to fight the culture war?

I'm not neet. I'm an entrepreneur.

doing another poo lads

>signing letters with your degree
absolutely howling, cannot think of a more runtish behaviour

this 2bh
the microapts are very kawaii and cool

you're an ultra penor

wew
Pretty sure I've seen her in a JetStar ad

not having a degree

Might start attaching a piece of paper to my letters with "this cost me £30k" on it

yep, as long as you graduate in the next year I think

>tfw 6'3 and built like a japanese microapartment

No but seriously lads, why are British houses so small?

The civil service is committed to creating a diverse workforce, drawing on talent and experience from many ethnic, social and national backgrounds, and ensuring that we display equality in all areas including gender identity, sexuality and disability.

If you want to get in as a white man you need to parachute into the senior civil service from the private sector.

so i like this girl, how do I ask her out?

Fun fact: The British army had to pay reparations to the united states because they released so many slaves during the war of 1812

>gets in from hard day of wageslaving
>makes self a cup of tea
>takes first sip
>takes first drag of cigarette of the day

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH YES

we've mastered the art of comfy and have nothing to compensate for

planning regulation

t. Dave the carpenter/builder/bricklayer/plumber/lawn mower/Arsenal fan

the average brit is 4'9 so theres no need for a larger house

eee i'm too scared anyway just gonna do a masters

>not smoking in work for all the extra breaks you get

Why lad

why nobody replies to my post

netherlands is sweden tier when it comes to being cucked lad
you have nothing to be proud of

Gotta fit the sardines into the can somehow

4/10

i've started taking a cheeky bottle of vodka but in a coke bottle

think i might have an issue haha

He was a dumb king but his stupidity gave us the democracy we have today

haha only joking on it now

>chip and pin has been around for 25 years
>most places in America are only just getting it

Really makes you think a think

Really need the Starburst milkshake to come back to maccies desu

>If you want to get in as a white man you need to parachute into the senior civil service from the private sector.
That sucks, because I'm basically the least diverse person on earth apart from being northern and Catholic
Not getting in then

coming home to caledonia

genuinely seek help

Because I'm agoraphobic

sweden is actually a great place

no

i'm only having a few sips a day

>maccies
By far the most runtiest british word I've ever seen

efficiency

t.

Why do we always get so cucked by the Yanks?

Guarantee you unimaginative cunts call it maccos or something equally shit

ulster?

>muh reparations

Americans are the niggers of the anglosphere

t. King Runt
Maccas > Maccies any day of the week

>Australia
By far the most runtiest country I've ever seen

RN were still patrolling the Caribbean and East Africa into the 1870s IIRC la

>not calling it McDicks

ahem

Got a hard willy

>Maccas

Christ alive Australia really is runt central

fug
West Africa*

stressed

Imagine being a runt, don't think I could cope.

poo

How do you like these apples

Why does Stephen King look so based?

Is he human?

i got her number

look tasty

imagine unironically being under 6'3" lads

just imagine

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

look quite alright

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*ker-ching!*
*heh nutin personnel kid*

Got the England job lads

that looks terribly sharp he should be carful

>walk into wealthy area
>everyone is at least 6'3 and 8/10

ah yes

New thread when?

wish the bottle was my bollocks

That's pretty cool actually

If it was a little girl in a kimono instead of a fat bloke, it would be a great video

Some of the worst actionposting I've seen

Don't post me ever again

some of the best runtposting I've seen

Can't watch anything made before 2010 anymore

Used to love 70s, 80s & 90s films, now they just look like cheap shite to me

my willy is happy again

Why did we do this?

Trigger the yanks

wilberforce

There was a big abolitionist movement in the UK beginning in the late 18th century at least lad + slavery was a big part of the U.S. economy

think there is one but with a watermelon or something
cba to try and find it though

Hhmmm got some night course thing so won't be able to eat until 9pm or so, smdh

Think I'll pick up a baguette from pret hehe, need to hit that 2600kcal/day target lads.

>be me
>not wanked for 5 days
>can't stop thinking about girl

i'm in love, aren't I?dfg

had a nosebleed at work today lads

You ARE an uncultured swine.

Gave some bellend a nosebleed at work today

looool, you nutter

Buy better quality gak/grind it down smoother.

haha great post link me your blog so I can keep up to date with your riveting stories

>pret
Disgusting food

Middle class pretentious shite that tastes awful

Why does lickdicki even post here any more? 9 times out of 10 his egotistical shite gets ignored anyway

try plugging lad

So we were the first nigger lovers

You're a rodent senpai, can't get a better sandwich on most high streets.

forgot he even existed i've had him filtered for so long lololol

...

enjoy your overpriced shitm 8

Have been putting off my work for so so long lads. It's not even difficult, just tedious, wish I'd just do it

Got some Maths work to turn in too but that is difficult, need to warm my mind up with some tedious shit first

Thanks for listening, blogspot

>the year 10 gf is getting married
reminds me of those clumsy teenage kisses behind the bike sheds desu