/cum/

reposting too
Moon and back to the other one came out of the monkey's head
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gothic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven

shut up you stupid fuck nobody gives a shit of the last time I see you

I bought it on steam with a German account, so I don't think so. Loved both games.

Should I kill others and then kill myself, /cum/?

Trips decide my fate.

Shoot your foot

Unironically don't user.

Nice, I prefer 2 to 1 but you didn't hear that from me

>I don't live on the West and East Coasts, the Great Lakes, or the Gulf of Mexico coast

>Do this

>more ads for Cred Forums pass buying
are we going to make it

Me too

whats the difference between uni and college ? i hear many americans say they attend college. here everyone after high school attends uni. there is no such thing as college

A uni is a group of colleges

mighty Latvian naval force

This

People here say college even when they mean university.

I HATE MYSELF

does each baltic country have it's own language or are they all basically the same?

I can end it all now

Just give me your address and make a suicide note so Shlomo can't sue me.

Closing shift soon

What are you thoughts on femdom?

>someone says something nice to you
>assume they're being sarcastic to hurt you
it doesn't get better

Now that the dust has settled, how has Weedman done as PM so far?

kind of scares me desu

In the US, nothing; "college" is for the institution in general, the equivalent to your uni, while specific establishments are known as "Universities". I know other Anglo countries have a difference between them, though.

yes it does, one of the Baltic states doesn't even have a Baltic language.

why do 3rd party sellers from Amazon take so freakin long

I ordered something from a third party seller on amazom.co.uk and it never arrived

thankfully they returned my money

never trust the jews

I hate ordering from Amazon. Most sellers don't give proper information on shipping costs or delivery time and some offer no tracking information so I've had packages take close to two months to show up. Others clearly made a trip around the globe (one traveled through the middle east and had wax seals instead of postage stickers) before getting here.

ordering things in canada sucks, it's not really worth it

Hot in my fantasy

I try not to, but I don't own a car so sometimes it's easier to bite shipping fees. I've even ordered stuff from online stores in Canada/ same province that ship from Canada and had to wait a while and pay shipping.

skipped work today buds

baka desu senpai

how do you get away with it, calling in sick?

sent an email

Why doesn't God help me?

7+ billion people

you think that dude has time for you?

I get migraines so I would say I have a huge headache and can't see and other shit that comes with them.

Actual migraines are incredibly uncomfortable and oftentimes you can't do anything when you have one but no one would ever know just looking at you.

If you do it a lot they'll catch on.

What a lousy god

Get in losers

is there a place to sleep

i've been up for 24 hours

shouldn't it be at least twice that size?

where we going

Hi, I'm also Wisconsin.

As far as I know I've only had one birthday with my parents and I know I'll never see them in the same room together unless I fake my funeral. :''^)

are they still on namek?

no
you will have us

I'm about to taste my first Cheeseburger Pringle lads
yeah but we're spooning
pym particles
back to when it all went wrong
I dunno

I haven't had a cheeseburger in months.

if /gf2016/ doesn't happen, i will make sure /wizard2022/ does

Why can't he split himself in 7 billion forms

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Pennsylvania yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

JEWS

Run run run as fast as you can.
You can't catch me. I'm THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

Jewws rhymes with news

Also rhymes with poo

Dia > everyone else

Only gentle femdom.
>exhentai.org/g/836220/719aae1eb1/

spoopy

What is this? Flight plans?

get it while it's hot
exhentai.org/g/982233/fa1d2f77f2/

Donald Trump wasn't in Pennsylvania yesterday.

links don't work dummy

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Why is Americaman not being ravaged by police?

needs uniforms to work

exhentai.org/g/951077/7941076ca3/

and hue

Defcon the game

this humored me

>go prep your Musilim bull eurocuck
kek

Why is /sci/ so frustrating? It's like half the posters are actually funny and the other half are autistics who take posting about science on an anime website very seriously.

>dumb bird in class starts pecking
There's nothing more pathetic than a desperate girl

desu

exhentai.org/g/693442/f2af63091c/

sounds like a fun guy

Il take mexicans over muslims tbqh

>other half are autistics who take posting about science on an anime website very seriously.
desu, they're probably dorky nerds who don't have anyone else to talk science with, so they jump at this opportunity to discuss their ideas and thoughts that they're passionate about with others. Be nice to them user

I just don't understand why they decided to ruin a character with such a hideous mole like that

I go to /sci/ just for posts like that picture. /sci/ posting manages to be actually funny unlike 99% of STEM "humor" like XKCD. Just learn to ignore the autistic posters, a lot of them are probably joking too

Being smelly >>>>>>>> bombing and hissing at women for being hot

>being nice
>to dorks
y-you can do that?

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land of the """""free"""""
wsj.com/articles/gun-show-customers-license-plates-come-under-scrutiny-1475451302

TIME TO JACK OFF

Lads, tell me about Quebec. Why are they so angry towards rest of the Canada?

Tiny french penis

Good thing we have police to "protect" us. :^)

haha who is ready for work tomorrow?

Tomorrow isn't 4/20.

Booked a flight to Manila and just finished cutting up some pieces of cardboard.
Gonna buy a blackmarket pistol there and pop some Flipshits, then claim they were drug dealers with the cardboards I prepared.

Seriously, if you ever wanted to kill and get away with it - Manila is the place to be right now.
Plus you can fuck cheaper hookers there.

Why not just kilk actual drugdealers. Seems more idk.. worthwhile?

what does carboard have to do with drug dealers?

>beaners blasting mariachi music from their cars even on campus

fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFF

>implying I'm gonna spend any time finding out who is who
Just gonna shoot some rando, they're all flips.

It's so I can write that they were drug dealers on them and drop it next to the body.

>Killing drug dealers
>A good thing

ok kiddo just don't shoot your eye out haha

Rode a board on campus for the first time and ate shit in front of two qts

I've had 2 senior moments today, and I'm only 21.

That's what you get for not riding a car, ya hippie.

>Riding a car

>living in California

>german """"education""""

>Mississippi

>its an albertakun wnats tokill himself episode
hmmo

LEAF

what are you trying to say?

>tfw just woke up
I wake up at 1 cause fuck 12

>Power has been going out on and off last few months for about 5 minutes here or there
>Electric company obviously ignoring a problem
>Other day I see someone from the electric company going about
>Power finally goes out at 2
>Electric company says that over 600 houses are affected and that it should be up by 6
YOU FUCKING CHEAP KIKES THIS IS FUCKING THIRD WORLD TIER FUCK YOU NATIONAL GRID FOR IGNORING THIS PROBLEM SINCE JULY

There's a reason 49 other states have a saying: "Thank god for Mississippi"

fuck off spic. Also what's up with the Arizona state flag? it looks like a commie flag.

job interview tomorrow

feeling nervous, kinda wanna die, kinda want a paycheck

hmm

Remember to breath, and don't ramble

When it comes to the worst places for crime, poverty and health the other 49 are glad theyre not the worst

My glorious flag > your basic bitch flag

Don't worry, Taco Bell takes them all as long as they can stand up straight.

My gf has left me for a guy she went on a date with this weekend
I'm not sure if I want her back or if I want her to move out of the apartment

>his state doesn't have their own power grid system
>his state isn't a nuclear power

Mississippi literally has the best flag. It triggers so many yanks.

"Crime"

Yes

what did Mississippi even do during the civil war?

blow their own fingers off with cannons while every relevant state fought by the coast?

No one cares.Your cuck gimmick got old last week.

Let's see. We don't like drug dealers because they're criminals. I know! Let's just illegally kill them!

>flag of losers
>triggering
lmao
>living in a state that people only remember when they get dared to spell it's name
LMAO

They did the same thing all southern states did during the civil war: Lose and get BTFO'd
>their are states in here WITHOUT nuclear power
literally 3rd world

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Byeu5C9FS6s

no one respect me

Are those plants immediately next to public schools? And you're calling ME and third world?

>got btfo
>had a significantly less people
>had a way better k/d
>refused to commit war crimes unlike the yanks

hmmmm

You act like the phiilipines has always had a strong sense of justice and trial by jury and judge.

>muh k/d
still lost :^)

M8 do you really think that's a school, the plant is LITERALLY in the middle of the desert
>lost
hmmmm

What gimmick fuckface

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>those giant ass solar panels
Why?

it is a school my cousin went there

you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

dale earnhardt alive numbr one #1 in dixie ….fuck the north ,..FUCKk ashol yankees no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. earnhardt aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yankee farm aminal with car magic now we the south rise again .kenya presidant barak obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and union wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. confederacy greattst countrey

This is the same sense of justice we have in Ameri--ohhhh, we're not much better, are we?

Hey man

Your. Cuck. Gimmick.

>talking to someone whose team got BTFO by the Vikes 2 weeks ago

I SAID "I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE"
SHE SAID "THEN DROP DEAD" AND LEFT WITH ANOTHER GUY

DELETE THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=8nA5FJL_CoA

No it isnt we've had a strong sense of law order and constitution implanted in us since we could read. The philipines.. not so much. Its anarchy and corruption over there, and finally a 3rd world leader is using that for good.

Those aren't panels those are reservoirs for coolant and shit. It's sewage from surrounding areas
>The Palo Verde Nuclear Power Plant is located in the Arizona desert, and is the only large nuclear power plant in the world that is not located near a large body of water. The power plant evaporates the water from the treated sewage from several nearby cities and towns to provide the cooling of the steam that it produces.

@65684493

Elvis posting needs to stop

WELLLLL SINCE MAH BABY LEFT ME

>tfw the building of this nuke plant was literally a jew move
>Critics claimed that that site was selected over alternatives because it was owned by a relative of Keith Turley, a person who received almost two million dollars for the land. Keith Turley was the president of APS (arizona public energy company), and also a member of the "Phoenix 40"
Is literally everybody in government connected to someone in construction???

>believing that statism is better than corruption

Elvis was born in Mississippi.

Hello there

How many today?

YOU EITHER SHUT UP OR GET CUT OUT THEY DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT ITS ONLY INCHES ON THR REEL TO REEL

and he lived and died in Tenessee

even the King wanted to get the hell out of Mississippi

Elvis was stationed in GERMANY!!

Wrong elvis

Costello not presley, Costello is a brit
youtube.com/watch?v=N0aAGP3ty_A

shut up fatty

>Oregon
>washington

Looks like California has to prop up the whole west coast AGAIN

>Texass

fuck off nu male hipster

Connecticut as fat as Florida wtf, how is Hawaii so skinny if Native pacific islanders are built like trucks

>fuck off nu male hipster

Is this something you would like to come home to?

>filename
There's nothing wrong with that

Asian immigrants and mainlanders moving over.

No. If I rape her, she wakes up. If she's dead, the cops will see my semen in it and blame the whole thing on me.

>Changing the subject

It's your wife who has fallen asleep waiting for you to come home from work...

I wish the average Mississippi man was this cool guy, instead it's this guy

no

but i wouldn't mind a quirky mexican midget to come home to

that doesnt seem healthy

cute meJican toes

We have people like that in Arizona too, surburbanite cowboy buckle bunnies and their daddy's truck

>when weed man takes over an hour to respond

She's married to a French man

So we can all agree that Creamy Coconut Shrimp is the best shrimp right?

heh

No, the subject is whose justice system is better, and having a fascist level of law and order is nowhere near as good as anarchism.

>not being the weed man

I've got lots of homework /:

I knew this month was going to be busy, but not THIS busy

you have Trudeau's phone number?

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>not just going to the weed store
shame

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When you sell your weed the police win

>tfw you will never hoop on niggas with godzilla
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Good afternoon buds.

This image will never fail to make me smile.

Pebbles, before you go out with Chad-Bamm, I just wanted to read you a verse from the holy Bible.

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

every real balla dreams of laying brick with the G-unit

How's it going bud

why is Cred Forums so much better than all other Cred Forums boards?

This album is so fucking good

youtube.com/watch?v=Cng1k1ow280

cultured posters

>/lat/
>/brit/
>/luso/

Do you want to be friends

fewer Americans

Any passposters here? I'm gonna kick your ass

y...yes

Just imagine lads, theres a world out there where vaping is illegal, and weed isnt

i really like this image

Weed came in the mail lads
I love the Internet

Sup

>having to wait for the mail to bring you weed

lmao

Isn't that illegal?

Thank fucking god I wasn't born a canadian

Hello

reported to the CSIS

>I smoke weed

>CSIS
Is that the dyslexic branch of ISIS

*kicks you in the butt*

>not wanting to vape weed
are you TRYING to get cancer?

You're welcome for saving Cred Forums

That's not very Minnesota Nice.

We don't have this problem here. Where the fuck do you fucking live?

smash my brain

I need to eat a shit

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i;m looking for a boy with amazing elves who could sucj the bark off a dog

my testicles dropped out of my boxers

did you pick them up

Did you sit on them too? Happens to me sometimes.

And everyone is laughing at you...

no im just letting them hang

not often

>tfw probably not gonna get hired for a job because of my class schedule

land of the """""free"""""

Every time somebody tries to make fun of me in classroom I say:

''I'm gonna shoot you''

And that's the end of it

One of the pro's of living in Sinaloa haha

me on the left

That's not really funny though

>working+studying
I don't have the energy for that

there is nothing wrong with a police state

Fuck off your state is a narco shithole.

>1 hour later "what's Poppin"

>Now I have to wait another hour

You're not afraid someone who truly is batshit and/or has ties with the cartel isn't just staying quite, making you believe you're the man, so when you least expect it, a Ram truck out of nowhere pulls up to as you're walking home and decides to stick your chorizo in your mouth?

I'll make you laugh next time, I promise

cuck

shoot off balls.

>Cockpit
lol

>defending criminals to discredit America
Are you autistic or ironic?

>Weed came in the mail lads

>canadian calling others a cuck
lmao

Nothing I can do about it
No, I'm not afraid

Somebody tried to kill me once already haha

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>>Somebody tried to kill me once already haha
>>haha
>Mexican '''''''humour'''''''

>Are you autistic or ironic?

>>El nigre

>hey neighbor do you want to fuck my wife tonight?
>sure bud
>Canadian humor

You don't get it then.

Don't tamper with the best manga ever written.

This is what happens when you wear camo boots instead of camo pants. Fucking noob

It's pretty funny

I can only rewatch it so many times

I need breaks every now and then

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KOTH wasn't released made into a manga

>mfw no natural disasters in my area

>living on the east coast

Fuck off

It's just a cultural difference

To be honest

If you live in Sinaloa you are bound to encounter an event in which you have to prove you are worthy of living

It's just how we do things over here, It's how we grow strong

That's because your are is a natural disaster lmao

Like fucking each other in the ass

>Taking the apocalypse of Yellowstone and the faultline over a little rain

It is good to end sentences with prepositions. The sentence:
>I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
When spoken out loud, contains ambiguity. There are two very different meanings to that sentence. However, the sentence:
>I helped my uncle jack a horse off.
Contains no such ambiguity; the meaning is immediately clear.

>implying I live on the San Andreas fault

To open communication with a Mexican is to treat them as a close friend. You talk about their feelings, family personal issues before anything else. Repetition of questions during the conversation is also expected. For example, how are you? Repetition is seen as if you really meant what you asked as opposed of only asking once. You have to show that you care for the personal well being of the person.

gay

Yellowstone is in Wyoming bud
>tfw no time to run, just have to accept getting Pompeii'd

):

Wut

>Thinking those wont fuck over the entire west
Big earthquake + dry California = huge fire

How are you ?

Freedom isn't free.

Good post

you're still only thinking of Southern California

nothing of value was lost.

Well adding a comma after uncle helps, but even better just split it into two sentences.
>My uncles name is Jack. I helped him off a horse.

I'm fine

I hope you are having a good day

Why should I care about a flaming desert?

I have more pressing matters to attend to, such as my suicide

you helped him shoot a horse?

>NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IS WEEEEETTTTTTTT

stupid water thieves deserve it

motherfuck.
>my uncles name is Jack. I helped him get off of a horse.

Thank fucking god I wasn't born a californian

I approve this message.

imagine a world where russia nukes us and clears all black people from north america

track3.mixtape.moe/fmrdrh.webm
my.mixtape.moe/qtfwlh.webm

>highlight the street signs

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

But I don't want to die

I really care for your well-being.

Just nuke the East Coast along with Dixie land if you don't want to see black people but that's kind of racist lad.

>Doing Captchas
LMAO

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>paying money to a sinking ship while Hiroshimoot cuts and runs with your CC info

KEK

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then remove yourself to africa before its too late

all northern cities and california is full of blacks

youtube.com/watch?v=XWTbo5muJ_Q&index=21&list=PLURBlBqSzVmH8ZxBwnIiQgTDi7hbcA89k

Dude gift visas lmao

I don't want to go to Africa!!!

I lime America :3

Wow! What a great deal! I'd love to give my money to a man who is being sued for fraud in Japan so I don't have to fill out captchas on an anime website!

And I wish you the best

too bad, you're kind doesn't belong here

Y-yes we Do!!!!

U need to stop bullying!!!!!

I've been using legacycaptcha for months and it hasn't given me any problems

It's either 3-4 numbers or 1-2 words to fill in

>Poorfags

The captcha is extremely easy and anyone who pays a know thief to avoid it is an absolute moron.

>tfw too smart to spend money on a pass

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>He'd rather spend 10s of hours every year filling out captchas than spend 15 dollars

Fucking A

:3

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