/brit/

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literal mentalist

Hurling is the oldest and best sport in Europe

2000 years of sporting heritage

Thinking about getting a newer VW Polo as my first car.

Opinions?

Got about 5k

not really

>Ireland is so desperate for citizens it literally let me become one because my mum was born in Belfast even though she's only got a British passport

Howling.

qt british girl told me I seem like a "batty boy"

Is that good?

too depressed to kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=Qke-zjjYssM

>5k
Get a newer fiesta instead

Why did Northern Ireland not want to be part of Ireland

yes.

VW are shit
Go Mazda

Yes im sure that is the reason why, your a very intelligent fellow arent you?

have a much more healthy relationship with my mother and brother when i dont have to live with them

is that normal?

tfw no gf

Because they knew the Irish were all cunts

Why would anyone want to be part of Ireland?

>Be a part of the 5th biggest economy in the world with the largest soft power and have some say in the world
>Be a part of a backwater shithole that has two 'ok' cities and relies on having low corporation tax to help companies avoid paying, like a shithole Caribbean nation.

Gee I wonder

youtube.com/watch?v=tHbGYbl608g
literally this

alri alri alri

Not the other mong but my dad was born in Cork and I'm an official Anglo-Irish man

yeah im really sure that this happened mate

FOY

getting dark at 7 lads

comfy nights are upon us

Dumb ass now you have to pay Irish and British taxes

>all /brit/ does is talk about Ireland

Really enjoying this new-age classical podcast music that gets like 4 or 5 views on YouTube max

yeah because you cherish the few moments you spend with them. you grow tired of someone when you spend your whole time with him

because they filled it with orangemen and drew the borders so as not to include catholics

>tfw too woke for /brit/

>Irish poster

fuck off jf

>buying german cars

absolute fucking paki

>my great grandad had an irish wolfhound m8, purebred gael

But lad, I'm not special at all. Most English people have Irish blood in them and vice versa.

The real special snowflakes are you taigs pretending you're anything other than British and putting your irrelevant language on your signs, as if any of you use Gaelic daily

>literally fighting a civil war over your special celtic catholic snowflake heritage

I'm howling at you

>your

Fucking Irish lmao. And yes, you literally have more young degree educated people leave the country than come in each year because there's no opportunity in Ireland.

No I don't. That's not how it works here. We have mutual tax agreements which means that citizens only pay tax in the country they earn it in.

>Has to post in /brit/ because nobody posts in /eire/

Cringing desu, Ireland is shit. Can't believe I sunk low enough for the passport.

HURRR LOOK AT OUR DEAD LANGUAGE LOL XD

Could unironically seeing a yank say this

>tfw Ritsu is best girl but have a secret crush on Yui

New York attorney general issues cease-and-desist order to Trump Foundation

what a terrible terrible day that was

time to begin the nightly drinking

A guy pissed himself on the bus. Need to learn to drive ASAP.

my nans irish desu m8s

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-03/down-syndrome-couple-fights-for-right-to-have-children/7843590
me and the gf trying for a kid lads x

pissed myself on the bus. need to change trousers ASAP.

just hit a lick on kim k now turning up in phuket its lit haha

well brits seem to do it unironically
see

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic investment banker

is this true? seems depressing

Your not "anglo irish". You dont have a trace of irish blood in you. If you didnt you wouldnt disrespect the Irish identity like you do and refuse our right to identity. your not pulling the wool over my eyes.

Your a dirty little orange hun bastard, roleplaying as an "anglo irish" person because your autism is acting up the day

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc

Bit of a culture shock that people over the age of 16 don't know how to drive nor do they have a driving license in the UK

actually creasing that Ireland shed so much blood and sweat to secede from the UK when all I need is a half arsed letter to their swamp and they'll take me in with open arms, giving me citizenship

AS IF I would ever visit that utter dump
gahahahahahahahaha

Don't particularly like Trump but the way Hilary Clinton can effectively avoid jail for everything is ridiculous.

no one reads these posts

Howling. Is this the best you got? Ahh lads.

don't need to drive in big cities
>yanks will never know this feel

>hiking

Too rainy

>boating

Pollution and costs a fortune

>rock climbing

Children

>camping

Stabbed by junkies

nice trips

Lad, I'm the bloke who said he was Anglo-Irish, not him

US won the Ryder Cup

What are you talking about you fucking retard? I never mentioned I was anglo-Irish once.

My mum was born in Belfast and I got an Irish passport form it, you're confusing me for the other lad.

I like Ireland and most of the people but there's no denying it's a nation-state of special snowflakes who may as well be British.

>thinking blood will define an anglo-irishman's politics

Bit silly of you. If he was born in Britain why the fuck should he care at all about some third world country on the border?

>tfw used to go to the gym, had a good body and was really healthy
>tfw had a bad spell and got depressed, never went anymore
>tfw just looked in the mirror and realised i'm a fat, ugly cunt and all my gains have been reversed

youre not irish

was just stating the fact my nan is irish got a problem with that?

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poor guy

kim k got robbed for 10 million euros and the lads who robbed her dipped off on bicycles hahaha

having a cheeky spliff

>Potatoniggers chimping out when their special snowflake status is questioned
Ah yes, wonderful

prefer this 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=tl92wiSMHXk

And the Hockey WC

Power went out

I know this exact same feel.

lmao loser

we won the banter round Tbf

bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/37500790

I never said I was you fat yank mong. Im British, but I've got a lot of Irish blood in me and my family are Anglo-Irish from Waterford

That first one gets me when I'm tired and trying to relax 2bh

He's Anglo-Irish you bellend.

It's quite different

>completely different people
>"N-no same people pls come back and take our pakis!"
Lad can you stop. We are not the same and never have been. It's like calling you the same as the yanks.

you got a big enough joint there Rick?

find it funny how we bummed the irish for 800 years and nobody even gives a shit

Don't care, hope he dies.

You have Kim Kardashian at gunpoint

Her permanent personal security coningent is nowhere to be seen

You politely tie her up, don't rape her or even cop a feel despite being masked and armed

You leave with millions in high end, identifiable, laser-inscribed jewellery you will never be able to sell for more than 2% of it's value.

Does this scenario make sense?

Answer: No, it was a fucking insurance scam

You can drive, you just take public transport like a pleb

Does your family even own a car?

cock up yuh bumper sit down pon it

We are the same lad.

Half of Britain is Irish lad, that's why so many can get a fucking passport.

In the eyes of the state, I'm just as Irish as you and this 'Irish person' believes we should reunite with Britain as we are the same :)

most /brit/ users hate soccer, never mind golf, they couldn't name one golfer.

it's because Kanye couldn't be arsed to do his show

dying to rewatch k-on
3 more hours before everyone leaves and i can start
literally shaking in anticipation

We genocided the Irish multiple times and all they've done about it is bombed a couple streets in Ulster and shit-posted on /brit/

>Lachesism
Cred Forums innit

>proud irish-britishican lad, me great great grandmum were british landlords in waterford

hehe
family owns 4 cars actually :p

>having a single drop of irish blood in you will make you biologically incapable of recognising taigs for the ingrates they are therefore anyone i disagree with is a hun

the state of irish """"""""people""""""""""

How is that comic funny at all

just booked a table at a restaurant for a second date with the qt

hopefully I'll get a kiss at the end of it tee hee :)

Hi lads

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndrhngnngggggggghgnngnGNNNNNNNNNNNNGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKKKING HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

imagining a frail, starving irishman crawling through a field gets me nipples so hard lads

EXCELLENT post

Sad video DO NOT WATCH unless you are sad
youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4

>just farted
>smells like a guys breath that I know

Why the fuck don't people brush their teeth right?

>We are not the same and never have been

lad anyone that can identify Ireland on a map can get an irish citizenship

housemate wants to watch his nonce cartoons
told him I'd leave but have decided to stay in and make noise in the kitchen

>Ellipsism
>Onism
>Occhiolism

i get these a lot. i hate being a limited organism with a finite life.

How is it not?

alri sherlock holmes

kek

>in the eyes of the state I'm just as Irish as you
Not really since you were born in england and raised by a english family and you're natural citizenship is English. So in the eyes of the state you're not.

>there are people ITT who have never drove a car

looks like primitive hockey

NI is the most third world place on are wee island sperg

Basically what I said your saying is true. Your a filthy little scumbag blind to the fact that the Irish are not British and that we deserve our own identity. Theres nothing "special snowflake" about it you twat, Ireland belongs to the ethnic Irish

t. consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm on 24k pa

Got an 8:30 res at Dorsia

maybe you need to brush your arse lad

also, tonsil stones

>could rape a celebrity but don't

No french crminal would do this

>drove
*driven

why are brits so obsessed with ireland? did an irishman fuck your wives?

fuck this gay thread

It's just a fucking dog, gosh what a faggot.

don't you guys have rules about fighting where you stop the game and shit?

that sounds quite primitive lol

Need a hobby lads, every time I have a day off I do nothing except waste time on the computer and contemplate how terrible my life has become.

looking for me?

>you're natural citizenship is English. So in the eyes of the state you're not.

Other than the fact your grammar is fucking atrocious, yes we are, that's exactly what the citizenship is.

It sees me as an Irishman who just happened to be born abroad.

In the eyes of the state, I am literally the same as you. I have the passport to prove it.

I know this hurts your feels but that's literally the law, brother :)

Time we reunited with Britain I think, it's a wonderful place and in my Irish opinion we're practically the same :)

impressive

answer to that is yes, my big irish cock has tainted many a pure anglo womb, leaving them to sire my mick offspring

agree though if I were in that room robbing kim k I wouldn't miss on the opportunity of touching her
maybe they did but she decided not to talk about it out of shame or something

t. CEO of MICK'd

>we deserve our own identity
>nothing "special snowflake" about it
>ethnic Irish

Im creasing at you lad

How'd you swing that

Yeah

no that's the civilized way

>nu-males who think duels are barbaric

It's all third world, north or south.

How third world the regions are doesn't interest me.

>Kim Kardashian
>shame

no sir I still don't believe it

t. Paddy 'Mick' McO'Doyle proud boston resident and Guinness drinker

Well it's 17+ to drive and most of my friends can drive

t.18 year old in a city

>mfw i could HEEM any brit cuccboi (pronounced koosh-bwa) and take his wife for meself

>how terrible

due to which standards? degenerate normies? fucking asshole just be yourself and keep living as a glorious patrician neet, enjoy your life ffs

t. anglofied rape babby

>yanks and taigs on /brit/ trying to make banter about fucking our wives

Shameful tbqh

Now if you think the Irish are a meme identity and the ulster scotch arent a super turbomeme identity than your just a runt

It's a natural hatred 2bqh for inferiors.

well what do you want me for?

Had a chuckle, literally what I imagine every time I see a yank flag run to the defence of Ireland

you sound insecure

I sexually identify as an Ulsterman

What's actually the difference between Ireland and England then?

>Speak with funny accents
>Some pretend that their language isn't English when it is.
>They play some funny half-sports
>They call banter craic

There's literally no difference. Howling that they're so desperate to distance themselves from their natural brothers but love the EU who basically just wants to make them the same as ROmanians and Hungarians

WAKE UP MR.WEST

Why are Irish people incapable of basic spelling and grammar?

>implying you shouldn't identify as British

What is your identity anyway? What do you do that makes you so different from the rest of the UK?

Have a chuckle every time I see an Aussie rat scamper to the defence of the UK

>literally unironically using :)
Go for it lad, can't wait for the massive recession and us leeching off of you more than NI is now but it doesn't matter if you think the want us back, no party regardless wants us to join the union again and in the last thread you showed you have literally no grasp of irish politics so It's safe to assume you're just autistic.

I don't care about comparing myself to other people, the objective fact is that my life isn't very good. I don't enjoy doing anything anymore, I've had anhedonia for years.

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I haven't rewatched fully in a few years. Think I'll wait until winter for maximum comfy. Have fun tonight lad.

Eh hm ah eeeeeeh y-you are here, yeah? Haha..

Stunted brain development due to a low red meat but high potato diet

really like the direction this gimmick is taking

Craic is a gaelicised English term, they have no culture of their own.

Strawman fallacy

ill show u my grammer u inbred shit

WAKE ME UP

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I was teasing lad, obviously there's no reunification party.

It's honestly a bit of banter, oh and, cheers for the passport :)

I like how when you hold it up to the light it has a hologram of my face, it's very fancy

people on benes make more money than me

Well at least you are White

t. Shaun "100% Irish-American" Cromwell

>Tfw I robbed bennies, healthcare and even secondary school education off of the United Kingdom Govt. whilst the NI residents with an Irish passport can rob sweet fuck all

anglo cucks, keep paying for my weekend rip down the pub ;)

Not reading any of these posts

Reminder that the meet-up is being organized by pakis. Ignore it

really like the idea of creating a baby with a female lads

>tfw rewatch every couple of months
literal lifeline for me
it's my life and blood

yes

>plant a bomb in a built up civilian area
>snitch on yourself to the police

ah yes... a most interesting strategy

>paki

Singular. Amer

Did Louis know that Saville was a nonce?

>Interpol were ever good

if I were robbing kim k the first thing I would do is getting a feel of her arse, then I would just slap her on the cheek with my bellend then leave

fucking bender

I'll come

Scottish pakis

You're welcome. You're just as British as I am anyways

Is this for real?

I'm unrionically not doing anything. But don't want to get attacked or something.

no

I want to have sex with her

no, there were weak allegations at the time of making the original doc

Want a gf who doesn't love me, but loves my money

very good
i would also have a play of her tits

>aberdeen

History or not, no fucking way I'm going all the way up to Aberdeen for a meet.

might be having a syrian refugee moving in with me lads

pussyyyyy

how easy is it to get six stars irl

He should have desu. Most people had suspicions

I'll be your gf

Set me a couple hundred quid please

peanut butter is great

Sure is lad, Thanks for taking NI by the way, I can get everything dirt cheap up there whilst still keeping the place a complete barren wasteland so you're economy doesn't improve, International banter lad ;)

>tough day at the office
>get into my 2013 ford focus
>drive 30 minutes to my semi-detached home on the commuter belt
>throw my keys in the bowl and ask the gf (who I've been with for 4 years now, thinking of proposing soon) what's for dinner
>she's making risotto, my favourite
>give her a kiss on the cheek and a quick grasp of the buttocks
>she blushes
>take off my shoes
>sit on the sofa and turn on netflix (currently watching the US office, it's quite funny, better than the UK version)
>the group whatsapp starts flaring up
>everyone's already wondering what we'll be doing this weekend
>ignore it for the time being as it's time to relax
>grab a beer from the fridge
>check the bank balance
>the £1950 for this month has gone in so I whack £500 straight into the savings and £100 into a joint ISA
>'life is good' I say to myself quietly as I take a sip of becks and the gf calls me in for dinner

>you'll never sleep with assad

baka tbf

no it isn't

ireland is still suffering from the epigenetic legacy of the famine. aside from the tribal imprinting of mass trauma, the survivors of famines (especially the young) suffer brain damage and this persists for generations.

>quid

FOP

say something bad about pakis on twitter

I'm robbing EU membership fees from you. Passportless travel around the continent, EHIC, all that good stuff, all paid for by the paddies while I sit in based Brexit Britain.

Thanks!

English - BASED
Welsh - BASED
Irish - based ish
Scottish - SCUM
Northern Irish - VILE FUCKING DISGUSTING SCUM

Gotta go full Raul Moat.

Give me £1000 and I'll make arrangements for you to meet her in no time

No problem with that my good countryman :)

I hate the Irish as much as you do.

Your banter is shit, the only thing that is slightly rustling me is the fact that you don't seem to be able to differentiate between the correct usage of you're and your.

You get a free meal and a drink out of it plus you get to witness Poleaboos misconduct hearing

just shagged sara

Southern meetup when

crease

just shagged kate

Nice Ryder cup loss bud

>I-if I say the Irish are "based ish" they won't suspect me
Fuck off Mick

Last 3 are vile

Top 2 are based

only got two likes on my insta post

>10 quid at McDonalds

Fucking hell which billionaire is bankrolling this?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475501118424.webm

>A /britfeel/ meetup

How embarrassing.

Can't go worse than the /brit/ meetup though, I suppose

>being vaguely creepy is a crime
>rumours are always true
>everyone should have KNOWN that he was guilty just like I did

fuck off

>two incomes are required for a moderate working class lifestyle

The game is rigged and I'm the only one not cheating

begorah Eugene, yu'v fargatten to plant the spods! ye feckin' eejit!

Your loss

kek

*likes your pic*

please don't ever bully the welsh we're good lads we always have been

he never had the army on him though

easy way I think would be at sea just approach a navy vessel and speed away when they try to make contact. or approach faslane lol

thats pretty bad

how many followers do you have?

>Can't go worse than the /brit/ meetup though, I suppose

This one is to watch Poleaboo get booted out of uni and then console him

Then it worked you absolute mongoloid, how can you be so dense you fucking banana catcher, that was the gimmick, you anglos have no grip on what's going on around you.

i spend around that everytime I go to maccys. shit is too expensive but good

post a vocaroo with your sexy welsh accent
the BEST accent in the isles 2bh

The so called mental health is getting the better of me again lads

> yes
Well,... I-i you.. Dat.. OH sorry I have to go bye

Why would we? They're British too

enjoying this meme

>tfw you wanna go but are too afraid Poleaboo and the 'lads' will kidnap you and behead you on the ten o'clock news

>Pass user since 2014

Love the Welsh.
You're not cretins like the rest of the Celtic world.

Are you that Welsh lad?

my thoughts on the UK refusing aid to the Irish during the great famine

youtube.com/watch?v=HkEbbU9ZPv4

One day you'll be the man you know you can be

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bye bye

It has magical healing powers I understand m8. I watch a random episode every week or so but never commit to the full rewatch.

Hm? No, Irish-Australian

or "maesh" as i've come to call it

145

>Scotland will become independent during your lifetime

Thoughts?

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Quite proud of my collection of lewd images of /brit/ lads. Got about 30 pictures now.

sleeping at the gfs good night lads x

we have a deal, lad

/r/ing IMG_1142

think i need to have a poo

who is this? what is she so smug about?

Eeeh no, where are you g-going?

don't like this bullying

What's Irish? Weren't we the same like you said?
What happened? Turning around on your opinion already? Oh it doesn't matter I'll continue to contribute to the great british empire by going abroad and speaking to those maybe even spreading my english genes to a black child so they next generation of english people can be brought to a new light of course this task will be difficult, so I must do this as much as possible for the glory of the british empire :)

Ireland and Britain must have more meme Identities than Iberia and the Balkans

just watched the most disturbing thing in my life lads

fuck me

Not If I have breath in me lungs lad.

Hi, Cred Forums here. I hope your board gets deleted and you all kill yourselves.

lads should I:
A: make my presentation (due wednesday) tonight and learn it tomorrow eventhough I really can't concentrate at all
B: do everything tomorrow, probably in a shorter timespan and operate under slight stress

grim, how bad was your pic?

i have 101 followers and always get at least 15 likes on muh pics

just shat in a pakis mouth

...

good lad

rorke

>arrive at the office
>spot on time
>the clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine
>"good morning smithers-jones"
>"the boss wants to see you alone"
>"i hope its the promotion you've been looking for
>get fired
>mfw

>Had an altercation with my father, kept shouting “paki” at him after he told me to get a haircut again and called me a gypsy. My sisters intervened and said that I had dual British-Pakistani nationality, it had been set up when I was a kid, I’m distraught and will research how to correct this. Youngest sister took the England flag off my bedroom wall and hid it, she thought it was amusing though she also thinks it’s silly for me to have an England flag since she believes that England represents and ethnicity while the Union Jack represents the region. I wouldn’t pin the flag of the UK to my wall because I am not fond of Scotland nor do I really care about any other part of the nation that isn’t England.

Howling

Why do women play hard-to-get?

There's this girl that I like and I know for a fact that she likes me too but she's playing stupid fucking games and its doing my head in.

I've already fucked her off once because I thought she wasn't interested but it turns out she was and got the arse on because of this.

If she carries on with this I'm just gonna fuck her off once and for all. Can't be arsed with this bollocks.

having some haribo

my newly copped hoodie and vinyl laying on my bed

SAVE THE KIWIS LADS
>SAVE THE KIWIS LADS
SAVE THE KIWIS LADS
>SAVE THE KIWIS LADS
SAVE THE KIWIS LADS
>SAVE THE KIWIS LADS

Just flipped out on my dad for taunting his pure Irish blood by shagging my disgusting Anglo bint of a mother

I for one am the only true Anglo-Irishman in this general

>Got over 300 likes on my last insta post

wish a crazy driver would kill me

>mfw scotcucks always whine about muh culloden but most of the unionist army consisted of based scotsman

link

we need help of a working-for-free post deletion professional

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ahahahah youre the 'port pleb

>Here in my garage

anyone got that pasta that german guy posted about the normie with his recruitment job

How the hell has Tim not been evicted yet

lads I'm 23 and there's a strong possibility I could get a 27 year old gf

do I go for it? or is she too old?

just be straight with her tbqh
underrated approach imo

Made my game lads. Well pleased.

christ why is paul so red

>Using instagram
>Having 300+ followers
Get out reeeeee

moar

yeah we're in the union m8 so what

on my way

would strongly advise but i must warn you it gets more painful with each rewatch
can't even listen to my favourite songs from it anymore without feeling heavy feels
and to think i used to be able to listen to tenshi ni fureta yo casually somehow when now even the thought of it absolutely destroys me

sorry i thought you were leaving

> got one follower on my insta

tb󠇦h sm󠇦h fa󠇦m

>Just flipped out on my dad for taunting his pure Irish blood by shagging my disgusting Anglo bint of a mother

>I for one am the only true Anglo-Irishman in this general

tb󠇦h sm󠇦h fa󠇦m

just doing a check

put your willy in her but don't gf her

desu

font

I have over 1k lol

>having an instagram account that's not a fake one purely for stalking slags
off yourselves

Would prefer it if it was a union of two 2bqh, England and Wales.

retard LMAO

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glad we don't say "senpai" anymore that was really cringeworthy

desu senpai

Housemates friend from back home (girl) is dating a 46 year old

She's 21

You'll be right

Let's do t-talking

hey this is my gimmick desu what gives

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/782934369107345409
11 grand a year btw

nu bread

when can you afford to retire if you never have to pay any living costs for say the first 20 years of your workling life

me on the right

that's different and you know it

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Can't wait until I find a job in Dublin and I can comfily shitpost under the irish flag and you lot will finally accept me for the Anglo-Irishman I am

>Being an abnormie creep
alri twat

Why do we let half-educated tenement Scots run our English press ? Because their craving for social status makes them obedient retainers ?

fa󠀀m

about what

ah ok tb󠀀h fa󠀀m sm󠀀h

>pretend that their language isn't English when it is.
literally this is what Orange bastards do with "Norn"

About me

Why are Scots, Northern Irish, and Welsh people so retarded? They all seem inbred and low-class with very low intelligence levels.

Meanwhile englishmen seem classy, smart, and handsome.

Is this accurate?

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think the janny's clocked in lads

...

they had a fighter jet after him

2bqh I hate everybody on this island that isn't English and Welsh

vocaroo.com/i/s0BeaND8X8wJ

mornin janman

remember, you don't get paid for this

>the state of you

lmao kid

Why

>2bqh I hate everybody on this island that isn't English and Welsh

Wooden leg

A man playing this game will have the defensive attitude of 'What do you expect of someone with a wooden leg/bad childhood/neurosis/alcoholism?' Some feature of themselves is used an excuse for lack of competence or motivation, so that he does not have to take full responsibility for his life.

our tim

Tim's got a good crop of bio oil going in his latest video

Just saying it's not that crazy to date a girl only 3 years older

sorry i know nothing about you other than you reference k-on (very nice)

>lucozade original
good lad

does tim collect bennies?

just bought a prostate massager

the item description included the word 'gay'
weird

excited for the new chapter

taken the day off work on the 9th so I can shitpost on Cred Forums about Trump fucking it

For breaking the imaginary rules which aren't written down anywhere and are arbitrarily adhered to or ignored depending on his whims of course!

Odd, since the English seem so desperate to distance themselves from the Irish. Bit hypocritical.

need to move to england so fucking bad

what region is Tim in? Seems comfy

nice virus fa󠀀m

Wanker

inclined to call you a bender ngl

your mum collects my spunk

thats orange you absurd lucozoid

Quite clearly a bottle of Lucozade Energy Orange you dullard.

Reminder that one of the yank regulars is literally reviewbrah

Immigration to the UK is very difficult for a Yank

pls give up

Buckinghamshire m8

Clearly Orange.

Milton Keynes

this a heterosexual but not sexually active general

get out

don't think so

buckinghamshire

*injects myself with a massive overdose of heroin*

oh no what have I done (secretly I meant it)

>tfw heterosexual and sexually active

what're you gonna do? FONT me?

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the latest is from an absolute qt though

bit sad that i've spent my best years in abject misery

slough

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What did he mean by this?

going to make another nasty replies image

Bennies m8

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>why yes i am a leech

listening to the pineally vitalising so-called crossbreed genre

youtube.com/watch?v=2Z-Z2lcMA8M

new

>pugs

disgusting

>It's easier for a Paki than an American to immigrate to the UK
Excellent system you have in place, hope you lads are enjoying the result of it.

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my aspie mate can be fucking irritating

always messaging me inane shit i don't care about

and depressing shit about his life i don't need to know

Pakis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yanks

i just hold my poo in

ill miss Vinay. i dont think Tim will make it long his latest video has him in his underwear

getting pretty close to topping myself

nu-thread

>no subject
shan't be posting in this threa-WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *crash* *drops a post in the thread*

pakis>shit on my shoe>yanks

Why do you think we voted for Brexit you utter bellend?

No Yanks or Pakis ideally

Poo doesn't vibrate
Then again a prostate massager doesn't slap your arse and call you its little bitch

Allahu Akbar my friends.

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Yeah but it's easier for a Mexican than a Brit in America

Correct, and I strongly disagree with our immigration policy.

They are mad that Ireland has higher wages, better living standard and lower taxes.