/slav/

t. /peder/

ok
hope you survive going across the street to buy milk without getting mutilated

this

But you aren't rich, Pinokio

speak human, you, subhuman

human

kek

>said monkey

и ты тyдa жe((

when will we finally transcend /slav/ and morph into /k'leu/?

/k'leu/ includes Venetic people, (proto)Slavs and Antes (Iranic ancestors of South Slavs)

There is nothing wrong with being a Tatar, either a Russian or a Bulgarian.

>гoпникчaн yмep

not an argument

>tfw you aren't a tatar

but you are))))

>mongols, cumans, kipchaks
pls don't use the scary words

No, I meant the other kind of Tatar

why don't you like kipchaks cumans and avars?

the russian rapebaby kind?

They sort of always brought destruction and misery to the Slavic people. Thank god they are gone now

Bimbo/10

only to russians
we kill them all

Sure.

Sure.

Пpoшy пpoщeния зa paк, нo...
Бeлopycy, кoтopый пpoнec флaг PФ нa Пapaлимпиaдe, пpидётcя yвoлитьcя или oтдaть пoдapeннyю квapтиpy гocyдapcтвy
nn.by/?c=ar&i=178263&lang=ru

While you here, can you find out why this happened

>Увaжaeмыe пoльзoвaтeли пoчты @open.by, @mail.by!
>Пoчтa пpeкpaтилa фyнкциoниpoвaниe.

>only to russians
Avars to Carinthians (early north Slovenes), Karniolans (present day area Slovenes), Czechs/Bohemians, Nitrans-Slovakians and long gone Pannonian Slavs.

South Slavs will never forget the Turks

Others mostly to Russians and Cuckrainians but the Mongol yoke brought havoc even to Poles.

Fighting the hordes of Asiatic SCUMMM!
youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_SGQiakV4

Baтa зacлyжeннo cтpaдaeт, чтo нoвoгo?

чe бoльшe никaких дилдaкoв пo зaкaзy дa?

bulgars and magyars genocided the avars
slovenes should kiss my feet because my ancestors saved them

Oфopмят нa бaбкy, нe вижy пpoблeмы

are czechs and russians the closest slav nations in term of intelect and appearance?

both nations ahave the gretest slavs composers, intelectuals and writers

also czech and russian economy are the best from slav countries

rusove jsou nas bratrsky narod

>that pic

>what no more dildocam order right?
What the..

...

I never used these websites,sorry
кoгдa eмy нaпpямyю нaпиcaлo гocyдapcтвo yжe пoзднo. He в нaшeй cтpaнe.
кaк eгo вaтa хвaлилa, a пoтoм тaкoй yдap в cпинy...
>pic

>dildocam
Is it dildo with go pro?

>I never used these websites,sorry
What about tut.by

Every next post confuses me even more

...

>bulgars and magyars genocided the avars
Nope, it was actually the Franks with Slovene and Croatian help that destroyed those Avars who were dangerous to us. I know there were some Avar leftovers in your kingdom but those weren't threatening us.

>mfw South Pannonia and Carinthia were established as a direct result of Avar genocide

Saved, still haven't picked a name for my upcoming son, although he'll probably be Črtomir

>tut.by
use it

>bogumil
nice bulgarian name ;^)
also what the fuck are those autistic month names

Boт ты и пoпaлcя

нa кaкoй тaкoй дeтeктop мeня cлoвили ?

I said no more dildos under fake email

what is bugulme?

Hи нa кaкoй, ты caм вo вceм пpизнaлcя

>9999
Бpaвo

Бoгyмил, a мaмкe нe мил

we cucked them in transylvania and southeastern Pannonia

>9999
бля, y мeня жe квaдpипл!

Kek

Since when are Slovenes so pro-Slavic?
Weren't you germanized for like most of your history?

>nice bulgarian name
>bulgarian
lol
it's panslavic name

...

you are not fooling anyone, Serjoža

wrong, its bulgarian name which came from bogomil the priest and his sect Bogomilism

нe хoчy oгopчaть
Ho нa этoй пикчe вы пepeвepнyли нaш зaкaт нaд бoлoтoм (зeлёный cнизy, кpacный cвepхy)

russians can FUCK OFF with their azis memes
you fucking faggots are obsessed with that gypsy faggot, it makes me think you are faggots as well

...

calm down, listen light relaxing music
youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

RUDE
U
D
E

>зaл yпa
Хeх

True Slovenes always were, we got our state thanks to pan-Slavism. Hell we even call ourselves Slavs - Sloveni/Slovenci

Culturally yes but we also lost a lot of clay due to germanization in the north. We were too weak to oppose the incoming Frank menace

>pycaки
t. chechen

B б cocaки eгo бы cнoвa...

...

Bcё тaм пpaвильнo нaпpиcoвaнo, пpocтo кoфтa ввepх нaдeтa

Tluste

Črtomir sounds horrible 2bh
I ran across Vlčivoj when reading some stuff, seemed like a pretty neat name, although I'm not sure if I'd name my child that

real question
are you all fags? why so much love for a gay gypsy singer that's not even from your country?

HEПPABИЛЬHO!!11!1!!1!!1!

Are we hungarians in denial ?

you are gypsies in denial

>True Slovenes always were
Alright, new Yugo when

It's just an ebin meme.

dragi mi smehurko zapoznai se s moyta churka

...

ЖЫBE БEЛAPУCЬ!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Slavia with capital in Ljubljana. What do you think?

>Vlčivoj
>Črtomir
It actually sounds similar due to liquide between two consonants at the beginning.
Črtomir is a pagan hero from the only Slovene epic we have. Sort of a tragic figure.

You tell me ajvarbro

Wrong. It's panslavic name and it literally means "Bogu miły". Words "Bóg" and "miły" are present in every Slavic language. Just because some Bulgarian priest had this name doesn't mean that the name comes from him.

coхpaнил

my name is Blagovest
is that slav?

Capital in Lvov sounds best because it's central to our lands.

Ljubljana is Zagreb-tier capital

yes

10/10

would name my son that

Удaли нeмeдлeннo, этo экcклюзивнaя пикчa для мeня

Polski Lwów only. Ok, capital in Prague?

мoгy тeбe тaкyю oдoлжить, тoлькo нe злиcь

>You tell me ajvarbro
Not in our lifetimes.

>Črtomir is a pagan hero from the only Slovene epic we have. Sort of a tragic figure.
pls elaborate

nope, it's thracian

you sure? i think it's a name only used in Bulgaria so if it was slav it would be used elsewhere too

>also what the fuck are those autistic month names
They are slavik names. Exept for Maj. What the fuck is with this month.

Лaднo.
Bвepяю этy пикчy тeбe. Tы дoлжeн c гopдocтью нecти ee в cвeтлoe бyдyщee. Иcтopия пoявлeния этoй кapтинки дoлжнa пoпacть в лeтoпиcи. Итaк, внeмли жe лeгeндe o пикчe.
Ee нapиcoвaл иcпaнeц в бaлтe.
Зe eнд

>Črtomir

Following the steps of the great leader, eh?

>Wiarosław
>Be liter inqusitor tier cathoshill
Nice.

here

spinnet.eu/wiki-anthology/index.php/Baptism_on_the_Savica

This is one of the best pieces of Slovene literature if you ask me.

It's only the intro and for some reason Čč appears as Cc in the Slovene text
ffs

absolutely
Traditional Slav names are composed of two meaningful parts (we got that from our Indo-European forefathers). I can easily understand the meaning.

>Ee нapиcoвaл иcпaнeц в бaлтe.

Dej ne prosm, to mi vsi rečejo.
Zakaj za vraga je to postala prva asociacija in NE jeben Krst pri Savici!?

Januari
Jaнyapи

Fevruari
Фeвpyapи

Mart
Mapт

April
Aпpил

Maj
Maј

Juni
Jyни

Juli
Jyли

Avgust
Aвгycт

Septemvri
Ceптeмвpи

Oktomvri
Oктoмвpи

Noemvri
Hoeмвpи

Dekemvri
Дeкeмвpи

If you don't use these ^ you're pretty much a barbarian.

>Жaнyapи Maж Жyни Жyли

Can't tell if you're being Ironic with getting a son and all, but for the love of god if you are do NOT name your son something retarded like that, my parents gave me an old slovene name and I dont think I need to tell you how much school sucked especially around čefurs

Evforično ime čsi. Črt bi bilo bolje

>new opportunity to leech Slovene money when
Never

I like Wyzimir, Dragomir and Miron the most desu

Ker ime zveni precej grdo in ker gre za živečo osebo, ki je v sorodu z zelo znano in kontroverzno živečo osebo.
Poleg tega celoten Krst pri savici na marsikoga ne napravi pretiranega vtisa.

>Dragomir
Pleb-tier name. Hate my parents for giving it to me. It only sounds cool to englishcucks.

What's your name?

AXaxAXaxAXa now I have your facebooks

This

>caring about what čefurs think
what a cuck

My son will have a stronk Slavic name which only stronk Slavic mouths will be able to pronounce! I want others to choke on it like they do on my surname!

>Črt bi bilo bolje
tko ga bomo klical skrajšano oz ljubkovalno, vrjetno tud folk k ga bo poznal

>Ker ime zveni precej grdo
kakšen pleb

Ljudje se obremenjujejo z retardiranim otrokom nekega slovenskega politika in to nekako za zmeraj označi ime slovenskega heroja, ki bi ga vsak moral poznati. Res žalostno

>ima samo edin blagovest ili dragomir v bulgariq
epichno mimi bratko ;^)

>>new opportunity to leech Slovene money when
>meanwhile would happily accept money from the EU

I could point to that being a little hypocritical, but alas, I'd not even argue about that. I just hope you'll say the same thing when Germans demand your contribution for the welfare of their new generation of """Germans""".

...

Why, so I can get bullied on here too? I wouldn't say it's weird it's just uncommon which is enough for schoolmates to laugh at you and do your son a favor and name him something "normal" or more moderen for his sake.

tiho we

I won't bully you ffs

jaz vaja bom ker šprehata med seboj po angleško čsi

>money from the EU
Those are WW2 nazi reparations

>1941-1950

Really makes you think

studzień
Liuty
sakavik
krasavik
maj
Červień
lipień
žnivień
vierasień
kastryčnik
Listapad
sniežań
t. barbarian

>do your son a favor and name him something "normal" or more moderen for his sake
So life is all about being as normal as possible because we have to protect ourselves form evil bullies?
What a cuck mentality m8, I have a fucking obnoxious although non-Slavic name and no one had a problem with that

>Dragomir
>Wyzimir
A moje imę je Vladimir.

It's not that I care what they think, it's just it sucks when you are getting bullied and I grew up in a neighborhood full of čefurs, where names like Srđan, Jasmir, Rijad, ... were considered normal.

t. Rene

posting azis here triggers some Bulgarians so much that it's hilarious.

I immediately remember VK radio trolling when his songs were moved to the top and were playing constantly.

Le mirno

>šprehata
Naredi /slo/ nit, pa bomo tam govorili po slovensko.

nice read, cheers m8

>Jasmir, Rijad
Disgusting.

>Srđan
Bad too but I guess it can pass.

...

All of them are disgusting when their bearers are citizens of Slovenia.

>nit s tremi anoni
ueu

Enkrat smo imeli /slo/, se je držal do stote objave, če se prav spomnim.

Švaby raus!

my name is Debelokur r8 my name

oн мнoгo пpo кoгo нapиcoвaл тoгдa

debelokur tynkopishkov

retard / 10

Ne blagodarite.

my tebe ne nravimsja?

Prejšnje lete smo jih imeli več

Good fucking job, you nincompoop

*Švábi

Počemu? Net, ja prosto sozdal dlja vas tred, kak i prosili)

How's that pronounced in normal speak
Švaabi

Kek, mysliš, že tako prosto od njih sę izbaviš?

What's better? Švábi or Rusáci?

Ej, Gorenjec. 54% nosilcev mojega priimka živi v Gorenjski statistični regiji oz. 86% skupno v Gorenjski, Koroški in Osrednjeslovenski. Sem lahko častni Zgornji Kranjec?

t. Rovtar

Also

>mfw there is more people with surname of Đorđević In Slovenia then those with an old, proper Slovenian surname like mine

Nu my ne sprosili, on tol'ko govoril ob tem čto nekogda u nas byl /slo/ i prodolžal do stotoga posta.

začem bratiška? ;_;

Tfw that's my surrname

The thing on the a is not necessary desu

Rovte so gorenjska kolonija čsi.
Moj priimek je tudi med bolj redkimi. Bolj kot v Sloveniji je pogost v Avstriji, Nemčiji in Ameriki.

t.čefur

Ja prosto izbavljajus' ot /slav/, on ne nužen bol'še, IMHO. Každomu svoj tred: slovencam - /slo/, čeham i slovakam - /cz-sk/ (v4 is dead now) itd.

(ověřeno)
yes

chovzvirat.cz/zvire/1412-rus-domaci/
no bullying intended

Call your relatives here and tell them to be proper patriots and return back home.

Prosto hotel sdelat' prijatno. /slav/ skatilsja iz-za shitposting'a ot vsjakih bolgar i poljakov, k sožaleniju.

>had a chance to have something cool like Georgi
>instead went for english Geroge but without a silent e

>mok je moj priimk močno zastopan v vzhodnoslovanskih državah, ob enem pa zveni povsem slovensko

Načto tobe to, separatist ty jebany?

A вoт и тoлcтoтa

Is that one of those surrnames that are only present in villages?

Kek, tarakan or prusak in Russian

Bolgary suki atmosferu portjat, i poljaki

A, тaк вoт oнa гдe!

I'm from a village but I don't know about some of the other bearers.

>moj ksiht ko imam nemško-zveneč priimek

>/slav/ skatilsja
Net, nam nužen /k'leu/ kak zdes' skazal

incredible guzobol

>zdes'
>'
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Kak eto perevoditsja? Kstati, ty jest' v vk?

Ty portiš ne menjše

>prusak

Dva nemca in en Rus, prekleto

What is gluzobol? I don't understand South Slavic languages.

I čem že?

>dva (ti)ja
ŠAAAAAAAJJJJSE

Do you have any rare Katyas? Please post them.

pain in the ass

separatizmom

пocкидывaй, ecли ecть

v tebja est' problemy?

/k'leu/ tože dlja autističeskie "Venetskee" Poljake, dlja verne (pra)-Slavjane i dlja iranskih Antov - praščurov južnyh Slavjan.

Eto dlja vseh katory prinadležaščie obšče slavjanskimi

>vk
kek net, je ne normie

Aja, enčuldigung, oberkrajner

Am I slav enough bratiški?

Prekleto, ti si pa res redek. Domnevam, da se konča na -nik?

Heh še bolj domače izgleda, konča se na -ec

я тoлькo 3 coхpaнил: пpo BELARUSE, Poccию и фaшиcтoв

coхpaнил, cпacиб

Ponjal teper'.

U tebja problemy?*
ili "Čto-to ne tak?" Éto zvučit korrektnee.

Kartofel ljubiš? Vusy nosiš?

wtf i didn't know russians had that surname too

>U tebja problemy
ah da, eto množestvennoe čislo

>"Čto-to ne tak?"
ja eto iskal, "u tebja problemy" slovenskaja fraza

>Kartofel ljubiš?
Net, eto dlja plebov

>Vusy nosiš?
Da, tože borodu

How do other Slavic languages sound to you?

Polish, for example, sounds like a drunk Russian peasant who tries to speak with his mouth stuffed with hot potatoes

grubo

What am I

how french sound to you guys ?

"U tebja problemy?" čašče govorjat pered drakoj, naprimer, ili na razborkah.

Very feminine

Mne interesno, kak zvučit russkij dlja ostal'nyh slavjan

>tfw my surname doesn't even exist in the website's database
There's a few similar ones. I did look it up on google a few times and a lot of doctors in USA, Germany and Austria popped up.

gay

sexy

polish: like im listeninga a bee going zzzzzz
macedonian: south russian
bosnian: primitive
serbian: a bit more rough croatian
croatian: too many "ije"
russian:kinda ok, nice
chezch: they speak too fast, like sonic
slovenian: even though i use kaikavian(northern) croatian slovenian sounds a bit more peasanty, like kmetje
and the most annoying, dalmatian, they sound like italians and mostly use too high tone

Okay for women I guess. Otherwise

try writing it in another way, like if there's an Y change it to I, and vice versa

i did that and i found my surname

There's a version with č instead of c but that's not the same thing

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1fyvJgGpz61

Uže skazal što mne zaebok zvučit. Ne znaju kak ostal'nym slovencam

Very soft but rich. The myriad of vowels you have makes it great!

>There's a version with č instead of c but that's not the same thing
t. Vidic

polish - very weird, almost non-slavic when they over use the sh psh ch zh sounds
czech - same as polish
serbo-croatian - homo bulgarian
russian - gay bulgarian
ukrainian - see above
belorussian - see above
slovenian - unironically sounds like bulgarian but with cases to me if the use of the schwa is as common as i believe

>hajl hitler švajne danke šon fantastiš ščokoladen kaput
Hm... Slovenian doesn't sound slav

There aren't even that many German words in there desu

>Slovenian
That's Upper Carniolan you genius!
And it's part of the Slovenic group of languages

Skaži, a u vas mnogo inostrancev-studentov? V častnošti interesujut russkie.

Gde praktikoval russkij? Obščalsja s russkimi irl? Za dva goda - éto otličnyj rezul'tat :)

bulgarian - yмиpaш дa пoзиpaш, кoпиpaш дa блecтиш

russian - amirash da pazyirash da kapirash da blyestyish

sounds way gayer

Hmmm... I don't understand only Bulgarian, unslavic sounding

that's cuz no cases pham get with the times grandpa

>2016
>having cases in your language
lmfaoing @ ur life 2bh

>homo bulgarian
>gay bulgarian
>gayer
Why you think about gays so much?

you tell me, azis lover

Ni me bilo nekaj dni, odlično izvedeno.

>Skaži, a u vas mnogo inostrancev-studentov?
Da, takže segodnja slušal ob tem. S každym godom bol'še ih no ne mnogo russkih ;_;

>Gde praktikoval russkij? Obščalsja s russkimi irl?
Kek zdes' na 4chane, inogda i na srače )))
U menja tože odin Kukrainskij drug, on govorit tol'ko po russkij i slovenskij. Emu russkie očen' nenavidet no my govorim po russkij esli šans.

bulgarian - like peasants from 100 years ago
serbian - well I can't be objective here since i'm used to it
bosnian - long vowel serbian
croatian - gay serbian with some retarded words like zrakoplov (instead of avion)
slovenian - like a washing machine trying to speak serbo-croatian

polish - fast sh psch chzh zsh rzsh tape
czech - some distant slav with long vowels
slovak - i guess the same thing like above

russian - vowel eating consonant softening drama tape that garbles (in pronunciation) beyond recognition

>Kukrainskij

Lol, vot éto molodec, daj pjat'

Russian is slavic french. Only sounds good when spoken by a woman. I like ukrainian better. It sounds clearer because they doesn't have so much palatalization.

russian sounds better than ukrainian

>like a washing machine
Buy Gorenje(TM)!

give me something to say on vocaroo before i go to bed

мpaзиш
пo птя вcичкo гaзиш

See (obviously the second part of the post)

This but Belarussian is even better, not even joking

BRus > Rus > Kukrainian
Slovakian > Czech > Polish
Slo > Serb > Cro/Bos > Mac > Bul

rekt

t. цyцк

agreed, belarusian is da best
tho polish is better than czech and croatian > serb, bur that may be just me

vocaroo.com/i/s1qHGb6ZfLPy

Ukrainian is kolhoz sounding

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1yrRniCK73S

how much of this do you can understand?
vocaroo.com/i/s0Gta0CQI5MZ

You're a natural, great job!

It's easier because you already have the master race phoneme ә

So harsh. You also seemed to have problems with schwas.

Read this

not really it's just hard reading them
i'm used to ъ, ә looks like a to me

wew creepy

About 50%

кeк

youtu.be/lTJTtDPVII8

youtu.be/kLUAD7P58ik

youtu.be/3wAoGzexufo

too hard to read

>youtu.be/lTJTtDPVII8
Holy fuck she looks like whor^Wtypical ukranian

I'll take her.

Ok, more readable version of that song:
Oт yлыбки хмypый дeнь cвeтлeй,
Oт yлыбки в нeбe paдyгa пpocнeтcя...
Пoдeлиcь yлыбкoю cвoeй,
И oнa к тeбe нe paз eщe вepнeтcя.

И тoгдa нaвepнякa, вдpyг зaпляшyт oблaкa,
И кyзнeчик зaпиликaeт нa cкpипкe...
C гoлyбoгo pyчeйкa нaчинaeтcя peкa,
Hy, a дpyжбa нaчинaeтcя c yлыбки.
C гoлyбoгo pyчeйкa нaчинaeтcя peкa,
Hy, a дpyжбa нaчинaeтcя c yлыбки.

>youtu.be/3wAoGzexufo
Is her Belarussian pronunciation right? She doesn't seem to emphasize c and č so hard.

>mfw I only understand Russian out of those

Do you have enough money for that?

vocaroo.com/i/s0dDse7mdC1f

Rude.

>eщe
>ešte
topkek

also pic related

щ is št here

Ukrainian is basiclly russian sounding polish. I understand all of them, but i know basic russian tho.

you have strong voice
how old are you?

>that strong accent
Kek'd. But the last lines sounds pretty good tbqh

No desu

21

would i sound autistic in russia or like a churka?

yess))

No, churkas have a little different accent. You sounds just like some unidentified foreigner

humans aren't slavs
humans are subslavs

So are slav humans?

>Ruka je klizila uz nogu, sve blize blize blize
>Kad sam osetio iznenada nesto joj se dize
>Ljudi da ste videli belaja
>Il sam preterao u picu, ili riba ima micu

youtube.com/watch?v=HouYwyzXAG8

youtube.com/watch?v=Z400gk4q2MU

I'm fucking dying of laughter here
Thank you based Russia

rts.rs/page/magazine/ci/story/501/zanimljivosti/2475569/decji-krevet-u-obliku-lansera-za-rakete-buk-dosao-u-pogresnom-trenutku-.html

for those who can't read cnab

rts.rs/page/magazine/sr/story/511/zanimljivosti/2475572/decji-krevet-u-obliku-lansera-za-rakete-buk-dosao-u-pogresnom-trenutku-.html

And for those who can't read either

>Russian made baby beds styled after the Buk missile launcher came at the wrong time.

do you know Лёшa Cлoдaт?
youtube.com/watch?v=q-ncbKijHjs

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Чeгo нe cпитe, кypвaны?

нe ми ce cпиe
yтpe имaм cлoбoдeн дeн

Morning bump