/brit/

it ain't me edition

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anime

kpop

moar upskirts

why did janny bin my thread ;_;

would love to fight in a war

*gets conscripted and forced into a war*

woah I ACTUALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS

cara
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

>I'm currently in talks with a consortium containing several high profile British businessmen to launch a takeover bid for Cred Forums.

Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.

I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.

I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP
>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP
>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP

We will be meeting at either Aberdeen train station or RGU Business School on 12th October at 1:30pm and 2:30pm respectively

After the misconduct hearing, I will take you all out for a burger and drinks, the meal and alcohol will be paid courtesy of the Great British taxpayer (Thanks for the bennies, wagecucks)
I'm guessing it's only going to be like 3 guys, so that's just a weeks bennies

Reply to this post so I know how many to expect

>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP
>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP
>OFFICIAL /BRIT/ & /BRITFEEL/ MEETUP

This is probably jannys thread

I could easily get a student visa in the UK though

playing abit of the old tekken lads
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZwTYM1fHhA

K-On!

This is our son's room. He's quite the big guy

>BP platform leaks 95 tonnes of oil into North Sea

they literally cant keep doing this once was enough

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fuck off we're full

well it's, errr, got a good disco beat

desu I didn't put brit in the title. making it a brit thread was sort of an afterthought. quality thread though.

>October 12
>Wednesday
>During the daytime
>In northern SCOTLAND of all places

you'll get maybe one Scottish NEET at the most.

make it a weekend in the evening in Manchester and people will probably turn up

What jobs have a late morning start?

Honestly hate getting up in the morning with all my heart but I feel better as the day goes on

Would going as CIA for halloween be too obscure

Sweden

WAHEEEEEEEY

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fucking yes bruv, brit fgc when?

University Challenge is on.

Place your bets, will there be any trannies this week?

having a browse of the old alphabay

could really go for a nice scon lads

love @ posting on other boards hahahahahahha

listening to the pineally vitalising so-called crossbreed genre

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OFFICIAL THREAD CHOON

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yes you autistic mong

no

good luck yank

not everyone gets to live in blighty

looks like a budget Wes Anderson film

But we're going to Poleaboos misconduct hearing

and we can hang out for as long as we're able

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lol

>October 12

foy

youtube.com/watch?v=XRCj8LVTRyA

VERY fascinating video

Who /University Challenge/ here??

>fucking newfag
>go back to red.dit faggot

why can only Cred Forums into post-irony?

>Halloween

Fuck off yanks

why is this whore not wearing her government-mandated niqab?

Drank too much red wine last night and twatted my brother's gf's bag out of her hand for a laugh

Nobody found it funny

>entire team studying maths and philosophy

u wot

Do we get to spitroast Monica afterwards

oo you bitch

people would only turn up for a paki bashing

what's going on big guy?

You can do whatever you want bby ;)

>James Green from Schaffhausen
U wot?

it's a scone until its scon

>ftse at historic highs
>prices of consumer goods rising
ah yes
brexit is sure to be good for the common man and bad for the bankers

That was top banter mate, don't listen to t hem

*170 bpm* BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB BOSH WUB

*walks towards you*

snap

>those trousers
mate...

just found out plastic doesn't leak into water and its safe to re-use bottles

by the time our grandkids will be in school, Nigel Farage will be remembered as a hero and June 23rd will be a national holiday

the bankers always win

could have told you that

pineal gland status: KIA

how will Cred Forums work when the internet is replaced by VR?

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tony blair did nothing wrong when you really think about it

rice crispies

fuck off child

>commenting on his trousers not the bulge
you a breeder or something lmao

hand over the bonuses and everything will be fine

might become a politican

he was objectively the best-looking prime minister we've ever had

Fuck off moron

am i /fit/ yet?

>crossfit retard telling me not to lowbar
REEE

spent my entire day watching a guy open MRE packages and Vox videos

when the new tekken comes out lad, hopefully it isn't shit.

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ONE PEOPLE
ONE OS
ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT

The sad fact is that you're limited to where you get in life based on your face, so she's not getting far

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fell into a massive k-hole the other night after mixing it with some heavy acid and had an existential crisis

now I keep catching myself questioning what 'reality' and 'life' really is

took the red pill and now I want out

are you a negro?

He's carrying the St Andrews team atm.

You like prepackaged food meant for military personnel, we get it man

fucking hell
sad

woah deep bro

>she

redpill isn't about existential crises my man it's about reigniting 1950's views about race, social hierarchy and gender

>ywn win millions off the lottery and move to hong kong and attract a beautiful chinese girl with your riches

your black

Replaying Pokemon Blue out of nostalgia, thoughts on party so far? Wheezing, Cloyster, Lickitongue, Pinsir, Dragonite and Raichu.

I might get rid of the Dragonite and Raichu for something else down the line.

>best-looking prime minister we've ever had
>not theresa may
bender

alri chip la

so pre-jewish constructs then

well done yank scum

um honey x

i've found god again lads

This fucking fly in the bus won't leave me alone

it is literally a physical impossibility that i ever run out of bars

>so pre-jewish constructs then

did you ever watch the matrix you fucking spanner

>tfw no dominant janny bf
why continue living

it's not a rorke pill . it's from the matrix dumb cunt

this will never happen

moving to japan for a teaching job

>1950s
*50AD

>her slag ancestors settled my region of canada a hundred years ago

brum meetup at the beanbags on the 4th floor of Birmingham central library at 3pm this Saturday
be there or be square

hmm

literally just got that lmao

Having a party at my house

Lads are thinking of making it have a theme

Any ideas?

>this face with beard
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL WTF

snap

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>pokemon blue
>no scyther
bin it

music teacher?

>Replaying Pokemon Blue
why not play LGFR instead?
they are better in every way and even they are still old as fuck.

>implying i'm gonna give ANY of you runts a reply
you mus be crazy cuz

What is the longest you've stayed awake for? I nearly managed two and a half days this summer but got a little freaked out since I was hallucinating golden things in the trees.

1,2

where was the little rascal hiding?

need a wife

Just remembered the day I put a load of crumpled up gold leaf in some twat's tree for a laugh haha
He looked so fucking confused

>When you swiftly punch your own throat randomly trying to convince yourself that you have free will and you did it so hard you can't talk and you need to visit your GP tomorrow

The originals have better sprites, you fucking casual

plus with the glitch you can complete the pokedex

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what did she mean by this?

140bpm is the optimal speed

>not speedrunning it with a Nidoking

pls.

Welcome home.

36 was the most for me

Get a Nidoking. Nidoking can learn basically every TM in the game in gen 1 and it's ridiculously overpowered.

Add in a Hypno or Kadabra, psychic types are broken in gen 1 because their only weakness is bug and there are no good bug moves.

>go to donate sperm
>they don't have any straight shota futa incest hypnosis rape timestop doujins in the room

how the fuck am I supposed to get hard
idiots
had to stick my brolly up my arse and give the ol' prostate a visit

>pretty lass from primary that used to ignore the fuck out of me was chatting me up at a party

did anybody else come into their own after finishing uni? women actually find me attractive now

me on the left

fat

fuck everyone in this thread

but it's lies user
and if you mean the glitch where you sail bulbasauras up and down etc that fucks your game. youll constantly fight level 2482129031 pokemon desu. you'll have known you cheated too.

don't think any woman would want sperm donated from you

Mushroom antipasto

Yummy

virgin

No I used to be a normie getting all the girls in school now I'm a sad loser

:3

Why is it so easy for him, it's not FAIR

fair play weedman

Marcus Hausen

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Theresa a cute
A CUTE!

For the entire day I've been popping these little spots on my ballsacks and now my knackers are fucking sore as shit. But I just cant stop, it's too satisfying.

that's not how you spell perfect

Around 40 hours back in 2010. Drank an energy drink at the end trying to stay up longer and it had no effect on me.

proxy off lisicki

this 2bh

>timestop
Now you're on my wavelength.

jowls and thunder thighs

dumb pirate scumbag poster

not to ruin your buzz but the women are now after beta bucks la'

alpha fucks/beta bucks is the term they use on redpill reddit where womyn start realising they're hitting the 'wall'.

this piru shit been in me forever

>The originals have better sprites
get a grip but
the original games suck and there's no reason to play them over the remakes, same with G/S over HGSS

Absolute belter

youtube.com/watch?v=7pA1Tk7FED0

here comes the nightttt

pirates...

38ish hours back in my wow days
Started to see moving black blobs and shit

what happened to the oneitis that passed out at your place?

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because you sure know a lot about women there Elliot

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What do you reckon the biggest animal you could have in a fight is lads?

Think I'd easily batter a horse.

I like this
youtube.com/watch?v=3DbTIKHYwog

They've got personality, flavour and soul

The newer sprites look static and dead

vocaroo.com/i/s1OLbkQ9Swny

funny how triggered mongs like you get hahahahahahahahahahhaa

did the mexicANO get a brit proxy?

>Somebody screenshotted my post and made it into a Tony Blair collage

I'm flattered

the redpill / PUA community is the gateway community before you become a full blown MRA and then a sperging bitter Alt Rightist.

careful mate.

Tune

youtube.com/watch?v=zLkCWT2neuI

A bear

could have a gorilla seeing stars in an attosecond

im 24 and have a shit job hahaha

What the fuck is a suspended sentence?

You get told off but don't actually go to prison?

He's female

starting to see a kev/tony soprano comparison

Fuck off
Don't think I could take a horse but honestly reckon I could take you
Horses are fucking powerful

your pig mum, then her black bull for kicks

A human.

maybe a badger

yes

but if you violate your given conditions you get sent to prison

>Want socialist and communist economic policies
>With right wing extreme nationalism

reckon if it was distinguishable without reddit flags the scottish users would be the most abundant on Cred Forums after sweden due to free tuition, bene scroungers and work holidays

Fuck off I would deck you with ease lad

Is this some weeb or reddit maymay?

Either way it's gay

got battered by a vole last week

If you step out of line in any minor way during the suspended sentence you'll be sent down

Its time to feel shame.
wonderlictestsample.com/
Post your scores.

"No"
the 3D spritework from S&M looks great, they really got the animations down now after how static they were in XY

also HELP

>what was nazi germany

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*enters the thread*

alri lads haha

tbf I love the redpill readings, made me find the inner chad inside of me.

sure if I wasn't good looking and tall I'd be fucking raging but that's not the case. it's changed my life, girls like me and now I realise it.

> Tfw no cute UK bf

t. tumblr feminist

just matched with a thicc french bird that's 3 years older than me

willy is getting rock solid already

very good

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>natsoc

state monopoly

runt

>3d spritework

yeh
i alri
hahahaahahhahahahahaahhaha

leftism is fascism lad

modern conservatives are the happy medium

progressives have taken things to the extreme

Alri cat yank

*boots the fat ginger fuck straight back through the catflap*

>Spain was fascist right up to 1975

gives the noggin a joggin

Oxford BTFO, St Andrews win. Scotcucks rule the world, don't forget it.

Any zookeepers in this thread? I want to kick your ass

>tbf I love the redpill readings, made me find the inner chad inside of me.

>sure if I wasn't good looking and tall I'd be fucking raging but that's not the case. it's changed my life, girls like me and now I realise it.

Honestly I think I could take a wolf

not a fan of either of them Fampai

I want medieval tier hierarchy but more fluid for people with true skill and a guild/corporate based economy.

>leftism is fascism
LOL
get a load of this guy

>What did she mean by smiling?
Why are you lot so autistic?

let out an audible chuckle
fabulous post, really enjoyed it

Alri reviewbrah

haha he got over the wall

I was under the impression there was no connection between the "alt right" and reddit pua shit. Those guys get bantered to shit on Cred Forums.

fucking hell

>tfw can't feel anything

Get the fuck out

u a girl?

Get fucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked Worcester Oxford.

>Oxford and Cambridge enter loads of teams when other unis can enter only one
>Oxford and Cambridge always win
Ah yes, I wonder why

>leftism is fascism lad

only in yankland

would genuinely back myself to lay an alpha male Lion sparkout

what if young metro wont trust you

but isn't Cred Forums actually just reddit?

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...

you're typing about me...

aren't you?

>searched up redpill readings
>all a bunch of trashy self help tier books with redditors going nuts over them

how pathetic
the """""redpill""""" and PUA communities are absolutely DIRE and will neither make you a better person nor get people to like you.

T H I C C

>Harambe memes
back to facebook underage b&

fascism has always come with socialist/progressive ideals

Would honestly put a brown bear or silverback gorilla in its prime on its arse in a fair 1v1

No, reddit are the ones who are always crying on /qa/ demanding Cred Forums be shut down for hurting their feefees

Nah, lad

me having a think (about the things I would do to that arse)

too big

Great traditional tune

youtube.com/watch?v=z265BuKCQrc

spain killed a democratically elected leader

remind me how they are considered white again

Have you forgotten the left trying to overturn a democratic vote already?

no but seriously hasn't the Cred Forums's place in the alt right movement, alongside the recent reddit moderation decisions, literally led to the biggest influx of redditors this site has ever seen?

could spark a white rhino out one punch

i thought putin put you gays in gulags

wonder what it's like to feel loved

call it cultural marxism or whatever fits you

it's all the same. the point is leftists attack anyone who doesn't support their regressive ideologies. they masquerade as virtuous purveyors of good will, but have no problem ruining the lives of those who oppose them. their hypocrisy is the greatest irony of our time

the "alt-right" is a media catch-all term and arguably is more the reddit understanding of Cred Forums wank than Cred Forums itself.

only now that echo of old Cred Forums is reverberating back into it from the rest of the internet and causing the ripe mess we see now.

could actually have a pack of hungry adult bull sharks for tea

ov cors u cud la

what like heavily centralised state control and decision making? thats authoritarian, not socialist fampai :)

Franco died a natural death?

Id spark cooneys fanny out in one

daddy's little psycho and mummy's little soldier

Wow... mind = BLOWN

when did this happen?

NEED an ethnic tory gf lads

my life after 5pm is pretty much just waiting until 7am and it's agony

does she have an illness or is it just anorexia ?

Reminder that Nick Frost is in an Islamic State video.

the gf

x

I thought that we were banned too

Id probably put an entire pride of lions to sleep with one dig

>it's all the same
ah yes the classic "my views are nuanced and there are many schools of thought yet everyone else literally thinks the same thing"

the alt right is a racist white supremacist movement and you know it senpai

can you refute this?

pillock, wanker, cur, bellend

>this program on BBC1 about diabetes
>guy getting a foot amputated

fuck me

>alongside the recent reddit moderation decisions
No idea what this is because I don't go to reddit, obviously

fantastic b8

Best choon I've heard in 2016 lads

youtu.be/KJQZHu6ohZ0

Wouldn't mind splatting an Aussie's nose across his face.

id spark that little primate bastard out if he did that to me IRL

*bites my thumb at you*

what one

youtube.com/watch?v=rMqayQ-U74s

absolute tune

guy looks like me a bit 2bh as well

Woah.

Brexit, you fucking mong.

>ex-Tory
nevermind that Mosley was also a Labour MP of course...
>pops up
ah yes Nigel entered politics in 2008
>authoritarian
UKIP isn't libertarian any more?
>problems caused by people at the top
no, pretty sure Nige blames these people a lot.

anti-kippers are autistic

could probably heem a panther if it jumped me

reminder that the
>we need more more people/women/foreigners in STEM
meme is a ploy by business to massively cut wages and turn the labour market in their favour as historically STEM type jobs have had high pay and massive power due to their skill and the reliance of companies upon a small cabal of specialists.

by creating massive swathes of middling STEMfags rather than a small group of highly skilled individuals, companies regain power and can crush the free-enterprise of the programmer through shear weight.

If you were put into a cage with a fully grown, adult gorilla what would happen?

No weapons, no surroundings, just a blank cage.

ah okay
well you can often hear on Cred Forums how many reddit users are escaping the "pc" environment of reddit and coming to Cred Forums

very interesting, how it's basically /r/the_donald and all

Meet me at the maccas car park in five and I'll knock you down in one

He gave no fucks about losing his foot. Kek.

literally not enough nutrients in her body to calcify her pineal, is anorexia a redpill?

If we were still ruled by the aristocracy this country would be 100x better

From what I can see, a lot of yanks have left Cred Forums for r/The_Donald so Cred Forums has actually sent a load of yank twats away from here instead of bringing them in

I understand as much. but who first used the term "redpill" unrionically? PUA spergs or Cred Forums?

Panthers don't exist; they're just melanistic jaguars.

t. animal expert and redditor

Ahhh yes, the world famous British Music scene.

didn't realise signing a online petition counted as overturning a democratic decision

people were just angry and bitter

Id kick it around the place

>kotyank is reviewbrah

it all makes sense.

>anorexia isn't an illness

Fuck off shitlord

the Matrix technically
Cred Forums specifically but its been years and ideas have spread out so much they've lost a lot of their meaning, on Cred Forums and elsewhere.

A superior jaguar you might say

im the reason dinosaurs are extinct

can't remember the name

one of the newer ones, which includes the execution video where they hang people from chains after cutting their throats

...

>TRYING
Learn English, you paki cunt.

how do you know?

NEW

>there are places in the world where its solely light or dark for 24/7

JUST

easy to say that from FUGGIN IRELAND lmao

you wouldnt

>tfw your dad is really overweight and has an absolutely terrible diet of sugary drinks, takeaways and ready meals
>tfw he's definitely, unironically going to die of a heart attack, stroke or some other first-world fat disease

Elle Fanning 2bh lads

Too much meat for you to handle m8

from what i can see, a lot of yanks have left reddit for Cred Forums so reddit has actually sent a load of yank twats away to here instead of sending them away

>nuance

as compared to taking everything literally and bickering about arbitrary nonsense in an effort to distract people from the truth?

are you prepared to substantiate your claims

Ahh yes one of those moderate rorkes I have heard about.

don't reply to me again, i will NOT waste my time

Not even him but I'd spark you Tom of finland.

Would gas you, given the chance, paki.

*simon pegg and link?

REDDIT

REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

china china mexico china they are killing us china

the regressive left is an anti-white racist movement and you know it senpai

You got it the wrong way round. Cred Forums existed long before r/The_Donald so people have actually left here to go there

>Janner

Some do it for the fame
Some do it for a name
I do it for the (You)s and the love of the game

*Looks in bottom drawer of bedside cabinet*
*pulls out blue folder with all important documents kept in it*
*Pulls out clear plastic wallet*
*Holds it up to the light*
*Looks at both the UK and Irish passport in them*

Ahh yes, security. If Brexit fucks up I'm still secure. Based.

The_Janitor

why is this diabetes program making me want to kill myself?

>Radio Times
>is a TV guide

>janny

>job seekers allowance
>not looking for a job

Overuse and misuse of the word "cuck" by Cred Forums cunts wrecks my fucking dome

Lefty London antifa cucks BTFO

imagine being a leftist in the current year

wrote off my corsa earlier lads

feel like shit

>been on JSA for 2 1/2 years now
>not actually looking for a job
>had about 5 interviews since i started

proper banter

WHAT'S YOU FUCKING POINT YOU PATHETIC CUNT

No one that browses Cred Forums regularly is employed or has ever had sex #FACT

imagine still being a racist in the current year

did this for over a year

you're only cheating yourself in the end

n

>Ribena: it's rich in vitamin C

T W O . P O I N T . S I X . G R A M S

would fucking stamp on the custodians neck without hesitation

imagine getting so triggered by Cred Forums you have to constantly tell everyone how much you hate them lmao

>not being a centrist with a rational hate for Islam due to it's incompatibility with British culture and values