ITT we are French

Bonjour, mon amis. Hay am 'ere to talk wiz you about ze greatest country in ze world. If ze Earz iz a body and Europe is ze 'ead, zen mon France iz beautiful crown resting upon zat brow.

Non.

I am greek

Non non et non.

Prout

Je suis grec

Grec*

On dit "je suis Grec" mais "je parle le grec" ou "un homme grec".

ط الاستسلام هون هون هون

je suis grec

Je suis un homme-grec

ore wa greekku desu

Would you date an average French girl?

This is too hard, I give up.

remballe tes japoniaiseries connard de rital

Bonsior, we're late 20's rich Parisians who live in London same as you, but are obviously better than you, because we are French and France is better than England in every possible way hon-hon-hon

Hon

Pin Pin~!

>Hon
GOD TIME IT ALWAYS TRIGGER ME SO MUCH ! NOBODY LAUGHS AS HON HON IN FRANCE ! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE !

You don't think it be like it is but it do

I would prefer an average Italian girl, but that's like saying I'd rather be a billionaire when offered a hundred million dollars.

わたしはギリシャ人

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hon hon hon hon, oui oui
je suis francais
oui
hon hon

tip top hon

*takes a sip of wine*
hon hon hon, c'est tres bon, living in ze great zity of Paris!
*dips baguette in fromage*

The French race is a social construct.

true

Hon hon quest qe cest? Oui oui helpuswearebeingreplacedatanalarmingrate Baguette, bonjour, merde, ooh la la sacre bleu

I'm Gaulish

Napoléon