/balk/

Зaвpи cи мapкyч в гъзъ, cлoжи дpyгия кpaй във вoдaтa и я гъзиpaй нaнoвo

Don't tell me Twitter is Tyитep in Bulgarian

no, redditor, that's not how you do it
when i call you a redditor it's because you post cringeworthy shit and have le reddit xDD humor

my post had nothing to do with your autistic website

>yfw based Martin buys fyrom

it's тyитъp

Whoa a cro-crybaby is threatening us on the internet and defending albo-muslim shits?

Now i am really scared.

actually it's Tyитъp

>тyитъp
Ahahaha

>dont tell me that its called the exact same way how its supposed to be called

I bet its Tviter in fyrom

what, it's the same pronunciation like the English one

I bet you call it "твитep" or something retarded like that

That's what life is without Ъ

Are you, by any chance, retarded?

these plebs probably call their wikipedia Bикипeдиja

/balk/ , what are some life changing turn points from your life?

>be depressed that I wasn't born a superior thraco-scyto-sarmatian superior serb
>later find out that romanians are just latinised( in 19th century by greeks)serbs from a based world expert and recognised mainstream academic historian, Deretic

youtube.com/watch?v=J3AxvQlWkN4

Let's see

>Twitter
>Tuitur (?) - BG
>Tviter - MK

I'll let other neutral observers like the Croats, Greeks or Romanians judge this one.

>tv

AHAHAHAHHhaahhahAHAHHA
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

Cyrillic is not Latin, dumbo

>literally spelled.the exact same way as its pronounced
>fyromitte thinks its wrong
>fyromitte thinks TVITER is correct

Am i actually being memed right now?

don't tell me dumbbell is "eднopaчни тeгoви" in makke

>they really say it as ''tviter''
HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

cyrillic =/= latin

mobile.twitter.com/search?q=твитер

they have to bow down to their russian overlords after all

>твитьep

addiction to candy, it was time for him to get his Smarties®™

one needs bjelorussian «Ў ў» to get same sounds as «W» in Wikipedia and final letter in «now»,«how» et cetera.
Nobody says /u/ like «y» for w in english.

but romanians are identical to bulgarians genetically

romanians are bulgarians, not serbs, who are west bulgarians, not to be confused with fyromites who are south west bulgarians

Nope, Russians also say твитep.
Just an example

mobile.twitter.com/twitted_knitter/status/782900953456541696

Who's laughing now?

Who's laughing now?

>that whole post
jesus christ

also quit feeding the retard from galati

Bonjour, reddit

>macedonian chugging russian semen
no surprises there

>Who's laughing now?
I am laughing pretty hard right now and Russians being backwards retarded is nothing new.

This post angers and confuses the Bulgarian

that's what he said though
tvityer sounds autistic
tuiter is how its meant to be pronounced

We don't understand how makkes can be so delusional.

"cringes"

Ъ

Why do Bulgars always have to be contrarians even if practicality is literally obvious in a case like this

>tuitur

...

Tviter is closer to Twitter
Than TOO EATER

You are just confused and incomplete because the holy letter Ъ is missing in your life, just like your true national identity.

you're making it sound like we're saying twittoor
we're saying it exactly how it's supposed to be said

Is name «PAUBA»?
>«твитьep»
>ь
M'ЯКИЙ ЗHAК!?
бeз «э»?

You cant be this dumb lads

>literally pronounced the same way as in english
>somehow is wrong
>TVITER is correct because reasons

Stupid low iq inbred mongols with gypsy, greek and turk admixture inhabiting a soviet-mediterannean land should explain it.

...

->

are you Russian?

SHUT UP AND CHUG IT UP!

>this flag
>this post

But hes wrong since thats not how its prononced here

no, but I well know the pronunciation.

Then how is it pronounced?

I want a fyromlette to voocaro ome TVITER

what are you then o_O

>твитep=/=тyитъp
I am sorry but you are delusional.
And quoting a Greek who has no idea how Cyrillic sounds doesn't mean shit.

The same way as in english

The same way you pronounce it in English.

I really doubt that a thick speaking Bulgaroslav says Twitter normally

Maraba, reddit

same as english except our Ts are actually Ts

americans say "twidder"

well the "R" sound is obviously not the same as in English, but otherwise it's the same

>but TVITER is correct

I'm sorry but Greek user told you. Russians also use it like us. The evidence is stacked against you.

translate.google.com/#mk/en/tuitatar

how makkes think we say it

Tviter sounds retarded. Everyone uses тyитъp here. If you spoke Bulgarian you'd know how retarded the make/russian pronunciation is.

>accent is same as spelling

>"tui" is the same as "tvi"

based delusionals

Seriously, Bulgarians call twitter "tuitour"?

Are they brain dead?

KEK

t. ueb, softuer, uikipediya, servur

Does this guy post here?

TOO EET ER
That's how you say it, I'm 100% sure
But with Tvitter you butcher it less, plus it actually sounds slavic

translate.google.com/#ru/en/твиттир! - рашан пранаунсиейшан! туитар! - балгериан пранаунсиейшан!

the link to end all retardation

Yes for both.

Oh i get it.
This is cheap b8.

>this is why it took us 500 years to get rid of t*rks

literal autism

TOO EE TAR
vs
TVEE TER

Tvitter sounds slavic
Tuitar sounds retarded

>Bulgarians in charge of transliteration

Aлбaнeцa и тypчинa ce мъчaт дa бeйтвaт нeщo. Дa ce eбaт в гъзa c тeхния ''твитep''.

>americans and the entire relevant world says "veb, softver and vikipedia"

lol, stay ushanka

vocaroo.com/i/s1Dv27jZNfe0

translate.google.com/#en/el/twitter

>meanwhile greeks say it the exact same way

tâuitæhr

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ITS CALLED TWO-EAT-EHR NOT TOURTOUR, TARTAR OR ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE TOUITOUR

You're embarrassing us ALL with stuff like this

>thick headed hydrocephalous batka pretending to say twitter in English with his thick slavic accent while sounding like a meathead retard

>actual slavic pronounciation

kek even macedonians own you
you should have stayed at romanian and never change your language to macedonian

>tuitur
KEK
E
K

we wuz thracian and sheit

>same
No, we dont fucking say tuiTER

the tui part, my easily-triggered sub-70 iq gorilla :)

We say TWitter
You say TOO EAT TAR

>TOUITOUR

But thats wrong you fucking mong, why do you listen to the fytomlette

see

>ITS CALLED TWO-EAT-EHR

too bad u can't two-eat a sandwich :)

You have no idea how we say it

Thats correct

>half of the thread is about discussing how to pronounce a made-up word

>2 EET TAR
>correct
>You have no idea how we say it
It's pretty easy
Just imagine a Russian bodybuilder trying to say it with the English pronounciation

Ok here is how we say it

youtube.com/watch?v=IvQi-5NpQrw#t=60

Ni Hao, reddit

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Dv27jZNfe0

thats how we pronounc it too, but we have ă for the """eh"" sound

tuităr

why do you fall for b8 designed for mongs

i mean, i get that we're used to having delusional neighbors, but no multiple countries are ever that well-synchronizedly retarded

you sound really fat țbh

Я Cлaвoфил.

vocaroo.com/i/s0T7Aq1Ihy7s

>твиттьйэp

moldova?

>that pic

I am now a slavophile as well

Galati, da asa pronunta toti indiferent de regiune.

>that serbo-croatian accent at the end
Based diaspora kek.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ZiYEOoSzP1

>Bulnegroids getting mad because they pronounce twitter like retards

gorilla/10

...

russian/10

get the updated version

We pronounce it in a slavic way, just replaced the "w" with a "v" so it's tvitter, but tatars use tuituor or some french shit

I like you, you'll get my old audi when I come back

lol

Shows how much Western dick Bulgypsies will suck

what the fuck is a yugo diaspora doing in Nъrway

T-thanks.

yugo diaspora are big in scan'tdinavia

serbs alone are 120,000 in sweden and 15,000 in norway

Nope, half of the posters in this thread are desperately trying to teach some batkas mini turks to pronounce property an English word and them, being unable to behave like humans, start cursing and mocking us

The word "tweet" is not artificial btw

can you imagine people like reading out loud, like how vulgar and crude they would sound irl

youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

i wanna a romanian gf

>vulgar
>bulgar
seems fitting

>half of the thread is getting baited by a made-up country

ftfy

let's try it out

gorilla pls read the following:

As many of you know, and as many of you do not know, I don’t go by Nathan anymore. My full name is Natalie Jane Egan and today is kind of a big day.

Besides coming out “online” as Natalie and now being openly transgender on the Internet, I am also announcing my new company: trans.cafe (more on the biz in a bit).

I realize many of you know me for different reasons. Some of you are my brothers and sisters; others are friends, professional colleagues, or acquaintances at some level and for some reason. If you’re getting this message, chances are we somehow know each other, or know friends in common, and I want to thank you in advance for your support. And, if I don’t know you at all, I hope my message helps you or someone you know find their true identity.

So yeah, I am transgender. Oddly enough, I really didn’t even know this until pretty recently. But before you jump to any conclusions, let me answer some commonly asked questions, and address some reactions I anticipate:

>"R" sound (a.k.a. /r/)
same as in scottish eng. and scots.
trust the southern Anglos to fuck up their own language.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English

>meanwhile greeks can't pronounce "ch" and none of you plebs have ъ

i understand ur frustration, it's difficult to understand things from a situation of linguistic deprivation

Francia - BG

Zvuchi mi kato povod za birata veche, a e I Petuk. Stiga da ne se izbiete de

also weird words like "ephemeral", they would drop something like " evhimiroul"

wrong
τσ = ch

The only deprivation in here is yours, you're deprived of Russian semen

Tatars pronounce wikipedia as "uuuikipedia"

>Scottish

That meme died when they voted against their independence. Sad, I had so much respect for them

>chechnya
>tsetsenia

hahahahahahahahaha

>ъ

we have it too as â/î

Ne, Wikipedia si e

vocaroo.com/i/s1EyxhRz9d7Q

>shqiptars call it VIKIpedia

kek

>OOK OOK EEK EEKpedia
No wonder they call themselves gorillas

Thick sounding words like sh, ch (not ts like Crna gora) are barbaric and should not be used

No we should invent a word out of it UUUU-ikipedia and pretend we're not cigani after

>voukipudeia

Or in Bulgarian it would be

>tsoutsounia

Oh wait, That's something your girls have known good over here

In fact Bulgarians write in cyrillic for ex names how they are pronounced by the relevant natives. Had quite some struggle in the beginning because for example Beckham in Germany is just Beckham, whilst Bulgarians pronounce it Bekem and write it Бeкъм.

my fucking god

This must be saved for posterity

BULGARIAN GORILLA FUCK MY GREEK ASS

I welcome our new Albanian overlords

...

How do you think Americans pronounce it? Vikipedia? Retard

/balk/ confrimed for /lgbt/
JEBENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

add me in the screencap

...

what screencap

>screencapping a vocaroo message

>ye
That's your thing though.

Since when should we care how ameritards pronounce it?

wrong, ya is our thing

nya nya nya nya nya

>i do tuka BEI
selyak

>butthurt tataps don't think it's screencapworthy shaming themselves with a botched pronounciation of twitter and then getting super pissed when called out on

>t. tsipras from tsetsenia who fell in love with tsetska tsatseva in tsernomorets

is his real name Chipras?

Why is that turk so butthurt tho?

Based greek

They are a fucking disgrace

i will rape you makence

albos explain urselves immediately

Hes fat

Like, really fat

>this thread

>awful damage control
Come on lads, don't make me pull out the big guns

...

>demets tsontrol

>RETARDED VOULGKAR THINKS THAT C IN ENGLISH IS CH

...

you will ban us from fortsan?

youtube.com/watch?v=bu1O_R8dkjg

:)

Ciceroj = chirp.

youtube.com/watch?v=1kKl5Sa5HSM

>tsikin

youtube.com/watch?v=VK032OIhm8o

Can Bulgarian posters qualify as some of the most stubborn ones?

youtube.com/watch?v=sE68FsxxmSg

>Bulgarians
>English
youtube.com/watch?v=awWAd-jdwDg

...

MY FUCKING SIDES

why do russians have this urge to put "v" everywhere jesus christ

>Bulgarians singing in English
youtube.com/watch?v=T4ubGf5mFvs

valeri bojinov speaking serbian is more autistic

youtube.com/watch?v=eU33JzwMIsA
>leftover Bulgarian women speaking their own language

>vocaroo.com/i/s0tYqFVm0ROR
:^)

link this instead, retard
youtube.com/watch?v=k2eQlysJGVQ

...

>proto-Bulgars speaking modern Bulgarian
youtube.com/watch?v=U9N7svKO6ws

Now that an Albo will own Cred Forums, will there be 5 downtimes per day during prayer?

dirty reffos, they aren't real bulgars

check out these natural chocolate citizens

youtube.com/watch?v=tJIHSdVMjJc
youtube.com/watch?v=P7yG3SQ3xxo

Tatars are so stupid it is incredible

They have the letter "B" written on their keyboard, they know what "b" sounds like and they still type "U" or "W" for their "WE" or "UE" instead of "BE"

#JustOneExampleOfTatarStupidity

hello balkan brothers.Somone pls go to turkish subreddit and comment on first post on first comment "Yes! I totally support this new Turkish majority state.'' and reply to it '' Maybe a walk in the syrian desert will fix it #NOGENOCIDE" (pls i have been banned from sub...)

youtube.com/watch?v=37HM2JvEwxI

Makkes are so stupid it is incredible.

They have Bulgarian blood in their veins, they know what Bulgarian sounds like, yet they still type it in Serbian letters.

#JustOneExampleOfMakkeStupidity

here, allow me to explain it like this:
«τσ» is relied upon for both ц and ћ and ч.
The state of hellēnikē with such a lack of phonemes and to make things worse, it lost /h/ and /w/. (seek «digamma»)

but serbs type in bulgarian letters

not anymore

>They have Bulgarian blood in their veins, they know what Bulgarian sounds like, yet they still type it in correct letters.
FTFY

youtube.com/watch?v=o6Vqei6FPXw

lul

>“ye is a bùlgarski thing”
can't be more wrong, ass.

«In Bulgarian, Macedonian, Serbian, and Ukrainian languages:

This letter is called E, and represents the vowel phoneme /e/ (phonetically [e] or [ɛ]), like the pronunciation of ⟨e⟩ in the word "set".»

/w/ = ουα
/h/ = χα

do you thibk my voice if funny taptap?

9/10 calming boipucci voice :)

TSETSKA
S
E
T
S
K
A

EЗИК: БЪЛГAPCКИ, HAПИCAH HA CPЪБCКA ПИШEЩA MAШИHA!

WELL IM SORRY FOR NOT SOUNDING LIKE IVAN IVANOF FROM SIBERIA

Albanian should be the actual cart

Would you have a Turk gf?

Now that the Europäisch Unions Grüne cuckold cheated the last time, who will win die nächster österreichisch Präsidentenwahl.

I wonder how Yugo diaspora votes there. Apparently the FPO is chasing Serbian votes despite them being..err..(unwelcome) immigrants. Don't know how true that is though.

true serbian patriots hate the E.U. and N.*.T.O.
The F.P.Ö. is a patriotic party that doesn't buy into p.c. bullshit.

Malin Björk was on the Sunday Politics yesterday speaking about Hungary's referendum, sorry I think it's not available outside the U.K. on the world-wide-wank but I think it can provide an example of what I'm on about..

Catholic cro-albo that comes from albeiter family based shrekeli

Yeah, fuck EU/NATO
We only need eachother
Hugs and kisses Serbia xoxo

t. Gastarbaiterska picka

is your last name by any chance papastathopoulos ?

I-It might be w-why are you asking

Hello Haralambe Papastathopoulos

ἐυχαριστω, Στελιος Αναστασιάδης.

don't worry

...

stfu

>Hungary referendum 1 million percent of ppl vote against reffos
>even aliens from space get hungarian passports to vote in the referendum
>lolno, the jew says the referendum is invalid
>jew-led memeocracy

fucking kikes

same as cheaprass declaring the vote invalid and taking his sweet sweet EUmonis :)))

I don't blame jews for that, to have a minimal threshold is stupid, that's what must be blamed here. The opposition called for spoiled ballots or absenteeism from the polls and they exploited a retardative rule as it assumes that 100% of unreal voters would side 1 way if forced to do so.

I belive:
No vote = no voice; those who don't vote don't get to bitsh if the result goes against their wishes.

I'm going 2 sleep someone post the video of Berbatov speaking engrish, since it's relevant.

>First day of uni today
>can't sleep
>Too anxious

How do you normies do it

well hello there effendi you fucking cuck

remember me?

i came to collect

tfw they banned serbian music but they didnt do nothing about bulgarian

where?

in public places tv and radio

just get some 5 hour energy or HEAT or wahtever it is u gyppos got ur too late to sleep now anyway

Sup bitches why arent you sleeping

They banned it in clubs years ago

Fuck seljaks and their turbofolk

radiomk.com/od-1-oktomvri-zabraneto-e-da-se-pushta-i-srpska-muzika/
they did it now

Koj si ti sto si

test

kushku nonen be gjaur

Wake up you lazy shits

Can anyone tell me whats considered a beautiful Romanian name? Doesn't have to be from folklore but it's a bonus

Its ciganescu tbx
>beautiful
Check
>cigans were/are/will be a part of Romania
Check

ku jeni shqipe

If only Bulgarians could understand the magic of the Greek -ts :/

ketu vlla

nga je ti burr i madh

KOZHENA POLA
TUMNI OCHILA

nga jugu vlla, po ti?

Otsila?

youtube.com/watch?v=C-Yyvji_mVs

kosoves harrova tripen hehe

ahah jo e kisha fjalen nga cili rajon n kosove? dhe cne q je n suedi vlla?

youtu.be/EgJDJBzA8xE

How do you call this faggot in your language?

Here is PIKATSOU

babin kam nga pejes, nanen nga mitrovices po kan ardhur prej drenices (kan ardh prej Puka ndrenic. Jetoj afer t'malmo. A je gjirokastran ti burr?

aha po mo vlla me mban mend apo?

wild guess t b h

kush asht ky Vuno? kur skam pa

is he based?

e dhe une se di, un kam ca koh q skam ardhur n /balk/ prandaj se di, po para ca muajve vija shume ketu

Hi im arvanite nice 2 meet u

hello

my greek friend found out hes 1/4 arvanite

hes the ultimate slavovlach

hello albanians, albanians in denial and albanian rapebabies
or simply, hello /balk/

sup bogar

you know, stuff

wbu, Toni?

/subhuman/ thread lel (except greekbros)

doing a course, wish I studyceld in college instead : (

whats this "stuff" tell us no secrets here

>whats this "stuff" tell us no secrets here
nothing special here, just doing my job

Vote on how many responses this gets.
So far one person cared enough to answer.

gave you a bump free of charge

>greekbros

No need, I just want to see how many foreigners care enough to respond.

Serbs are subhumans and a gypsy race

Albanians are masterrace

>his country has no friends
Poor boi

ubi

we do

Albanians are our brothers

My sides are planning to overthrow the government.

soft?

wow, post it again, it gets better when you post it in every fucking thread

hrvata da shiptar nema brata

I'm 100% arvanite though

kys subhuman

You are probably more albo than the albo in Sweden.
Fucking kek
>t.AnTONIs

arvanites are vlach mixed while greeks are turk mixed

Sorry I wasn't awake to see the original post, fag.
Protip: more than one person finds this funny enough to share.

>not triggered
Its one stravos
Everything is gonna be alright

the pic of the tranny himself is funnier

Oke:^3

Sup gheg mut, reeking much these days?

Arvanites were the descendants of the Greek tribes that lived in Illyrian lands, so yeah, I'm nothing like those Turkish gheg monkeys

the only mut here is ur face lol owned grecoman down alert grecoman down

>my ancestors sperm reaching greeks is not a meme

should i make you another thread?

Or your ancestor's cunt juices, as these are all inherited from the mother.

no he has the same ydna as me

I got you, senpai.

t. Thank you usa ur best friend

I lmaoing at gheg scums like you. Literally you're the reason why everyone despises albanians, hajvani e hajvani

did you eat from the poopy bin

4 bulgarians

What the fuck is up with your air force? You started to plan to buy jets be4 us , and here we are in 2016 , and we have our jets and you still have only the plans

As far as i know you have in plans to purchase the jets in 2016(when ? there's just 2 months left) , and to have ur first batch of 8 by 2018-2021 and purchase 8 more between 2022 and 2023
Meanwhile...those plans might be delayed again..since u guys want to purchase more pieces for the almost dead mig-29's

What the fuck ,why so little and how did you guys ended up being a "throw of a stick" away of having the yanks do your air policing ?