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GABAGOOL?

OOOVVEERRR HHEEERRREEEE edition

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del boy

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rodney u plonka

ah yes what an attractive young lady

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shame about the face

HE

post her arse though la'

who dat?

>no orders for A380 in 2016

wake me up inside

FELL

Imagine taking 20 photos and this being the best one

Truly awful

why would anyone sperg out about Cred Forums if they weren't a triggered leftycuck?

"I got a new mirror"

so I'll just show off my rancid fucking mug in it for internet points

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gabagool??

haha okay come here cutey

Janny made a right fool out of me there

THROUGH

Antipasti

Why ae you looking at her face you poof?

strong eyebrows are beautiful

>what was once liberal is now conservative
>what was once conservative is now the fringe

big fan of progress

dat bod tho

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face like a slapped arse

I said, DROP the SOAP

proper fit tho lad

There's a leaf in my thread.

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>The Scots care more about us then we do about them

Then can you explain this article and comments please Nigel?

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I'm pro-pasti ngl

*gets between your legs and kisses your thighs softly*

I need ur cum daddy :3

Always thought when I saw talk about 'poortherners' they were referring to northern english.

Not scotland. Which is it?

cute

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

me yodeling from the top of the hill in the background

You would be you utter bumlord

All me

Except being scared of darkies, fuck em. Wogs better be scared of my bloody boot

wow what a beauty x

both

Really gets the ol' neurons in motion, this post.

Northern English. The Scotch take poor as a compliment.

northern english la'

its just an established fact that scots, welsh and norn irish are poor, no nickname needed

that's a big plane

Stop

I just want to get into bed with the A318 and be the big spoon for it :3

>tfw 5,920sq ft and built like an Airbus A380

Thoughts?

all of the above

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?

i joined her on the bed and we began to kiss slowly at first then very passionately i lay on my back she put a condom on me and began teasing me with her tongue and then gave me a fantastic blow job ( and trust me after a lot of trips to Amsterdam i know a good blow job ) i then went down on her she tasted good and she seemed to enjoy it as much as me i then started on top of rhona for a while then she went on top see then went reverse cowgirl watching her fantastic bum wow we then went into doggy style thats the point i exploded we lay and kissed and cuddled for a while until i was ready to go again which she was more than happy with i really felt she was enjoying it as much as me at no point did i feel rushed in fact it was more of a suggestion that we got dressed we kissed and said our good bye she was the perfect gfe and a lot more i left a very happy and content man cant wait to book again

>All me

>Except being scared of darkies, fuck em. Wogs better be scared of my bloody boot

stunnah x

*sucker punches you*

Oi lads, do any of you know if Hola VPN is worth it or is it just an Israeli data mining operation? Any better alternative VPNs?

Trying to watch BBC iPlayer in Krautland.

Any of you lads an esoteric Jahan ?

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Hearing alot about these homegrown esoteric "jahanist" extremists, really frightening

Literally grotesque. A face made for spitting and slapping and cumming on desu.

fitting that she got the same sort of piercings cattle have

Reminder you can get a flight from Gatwick to Canada for less than £300, on a 737

pay your tv license scrounging cunt

I'm 9,740 sq ft and built like an An-225 and I could crush you like a flea

this is a 10/10 on /brit/

halifax mentioned

reminder you can just stay put for fucking free

*gives you a hug and tells you everything will be alright before punching you in the gut*

>flying to canada
why would I want to do that?

let's see my today gender

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=moGJY4reglU

You can do London City to JFK with a stop in Shannon for refuelling and customs in a A318
It's Business Class only though

Come on baby, dry your eyes
Wipe your tears
Never like to see you cry
Won't you please forgive me

I wouldn't ever try to hurt you
I just needed someone to hold me
To fill the void while you were gone
To fill this space of emptiness

I'm only human
Of flesh and blood I'm made
Human
Born to make mistakes

So many nights I longed to hold you
So many times I looked and saw your face
Nothing could change the way I feel
No one else could ever take your place

I'm only human
Of flesh and blood I'm made
Human
Born to make mistakes
(I am just a man)
(Human
Human)
Please forgive me

fuck canada

oi lads check out this fire coke i just picked up

fucking huge rocks in there lads, straight off the brick

*is given the go-ahead by tower control to teleport behind you*

wew i wish i was a aussie male

>Have sex in multiple different positions
>Can last a while
>Fuck girl doggystyle
>Cum in 2 minutes

Ah yes

the state or the city

bender

too bad you're a Zionist instead

*fires up all SIX of my engines*
*blows you away like a Canadian*
heh, nothin personal, kid

Come on then

oy vey

My bloody arse I will. What are you some sort of tv license inspector?

pizza for din dins?

>fuck without a condom
>cum in literally under a minute

this is medically classed as premature ejaculation

need to get the girlfriend to wank/suck me off before we have sex then I can last for like 20-30 minutes

excuse me?

why is it so good?

t. virgin :(

dancing a jig

how much did you spend mate thats alot of coke

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go on then you blubbery bastard

what kind of pizza, reviewbrah?

say that to my fucking face cunt

uh oh

>hit third year uni
>friends have left
>alone in halls

Fucking suicidal lads

Literally nothing in my life to look forward to

You can fly from London to Los Angeles for 229€ and from London to Miami/Orlando for 179€ with Norwegian Air. You can also do London to JFK for 229€.

how you gonna keep it hard

>it's a "mum makes tuna pasta bake for tea" episode

shan't be eating any of this

the gf

yank on holiday here

It's animalistic

Fuck off

>direland

at least her pits are shaved

what did you mean by this?

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vacation*

step into my house and see what happens fuckwit

hm no you cant
LA is £430 minimum

youtube.com/watch?v=k4IEm0JGFyc

Average middle-class Londoner

does she realise that she'd look 100x more attractive if she lost the cattle rings and stopped doing that stupid fucking fish face?

practically scarface innit

now I'm freeeeeeeeee
fallin', fallin'

she unironically wouldn't

>englel

Who the fuck are you lad

>he thinks that's middle class

lol
maybe lower lower middle class

Feels tighter, the view is amazing

>Norwegian Air
Yeah, but nah
It's a budget airline with the façade of a flag carrier
You can only do those cheap flights if you get really shitty time, don't have any in flight meals and only bring carry on

breathing some cheeky air

might enjoy a bit of water on the side haha

it's quite clearly washing powder you silly buggers

> currency sign after the value
fuck off

Watched that Louis Theroux thing on Saville.

Bit weird desu, never realised how matey Louis was with him.

once I spot your tv you're done for mate

*peers through the curtains*

so who here actually has a gf

Clearly some lower-class pleb

*plays you like a banjo*

hmmm

I can see this being an upside

she's between upper lower middle class and middle lower middle class

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FUCKING TWAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW FUCKING SEPERATED FROM REALITY ARE SOME PEOPLE

little rat, hate these people. They alienate working class whites like me too.

got a Finnish gf and she can babble nonsense in Finnish good and proper

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nobody

if they say they do they are lying

i said FUCK OFF

you sick fuck

Does he still make videos?

And nice thumbnail dickhead

im really happy for you bro

there is no such thing as the "middle class" anymore

we're all poor. blame the globalists

youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

Guys like this are why women like that expect a good looking boyfriend.

crikey

don't call me "bro"

completely wrong

wer are richer today than we have ever been

>party upstairs
>me alone in my room

Ah yes, university

maybe in Yankeeville

I flew with Norwegian Air to Miami for 179€ including a connection flight and it was booked 3 weeks before departure in June. For 75€ extra I had 2 checked bags and an in flight meal.

Flying again in November.

why is this so fascinating to you? have you never been to north america?

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>bro
FOY

I blame the bankers and their bonuses

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born

next this """"""""german"""""""" will cite wikipedia to back up his absurd claims haha

The ingredients were fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste

Goodluck m8 I'm living in me m8's basement

the gf

>walk upstairs with alcohol in hand
>now at the ""party""

Northerners. We're richer than most of new pakistan

me on top

*adds you*

being middle or upper class in america is better than anywhere else desu

Alter hau ab

Are you talking to me cunt

Parties in halls, especially in the first few weeks, are full of arseholes trying their hardest to ditch their life from back home and look cool.

I live in separated flats, I would have to knock on the door

ah it's not that bad I guess

true

I know
Gonna be more difficult to make friends after the first few weeks though

I like living in Wales because I make above the national average, which counts for a lot more in Wales, so I'm relatively much better off.

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*declines your friend request*

even the poorest areas in this country are far better than most everywhere else

i never forget to check my freedom privilege. we truly do have it great here

germans can't cook

>We are contacting you because you have not yet reviewed your purchase.

And I never will with that tone

what this?

Can they drink?

the 'book

Just made a gif of myself xD

'sup dudes?

haram

>gif

fuck off

o lol cool

alri chromedome s'appenin

Bet some of you runts watch vikings don't you? It's fucking terrible

the chebs gf

gf has arisen

bit cold here lads

someone cuddle up

browsing the chon haha

>'sup
>dudes
FOY

not looking forward to going to bed because its going to take me hours to get to sleep

the memes are lit

great trump speech at the colorado rally

lovely

Might actually let out a screech when Rosy finally goes under the knife and comes out looking worse

yeah it's good

smokin a fukn phat rollie myself pal pure spacecaked out laaaa

bit too thicc for day to day gf'ing, but I would still fuck her at least once
might change my mind on the day to day gf'ing if I enjoy the fuck

too true senpai. definitely finnna bust up in her lmao

never heard of it
don't bother "informing" me. i don't allow shite to cloud my 3rd eye

>trump
>colorado
F
O
Y

Indeed

*vomits uncontrollably*

getting my daily dose

seasons dont fear the reaper

Thank you nelson, I look forward to seeing it next week

hnggggg

Obamacare is an absolute disaster

The experience is kind of strange though. All the flight attendants are Thai and have some unusual RP English accent but only know a certain amount of phrases.

But still, it was just like any other trans atlantic flight. TVs in the seatsbacks, brand new 787, free blankets and pillows, etc. Only thing missing were the drink carts every hour but iirc you could walk to the rear of the aircraft and ask for orange juice or water.

The top and bottom halves of her body don't look like they should go together. Her top half is way too thin for her bottom half. What the fuck

>xXCurryLadXx

I'm coming for you

now watch them take the bait hehe

is only teeeeeeenage wastelandddddddddd
dont cryyyy

dinny raise ur eyeee
is only teeeeeeenage wastelandddddddddd

>Obamacare
FUCK OFF YANK

bit racist

I'm going to delete this post unless it gets 10 (You)s in the next 2 minutes

>Centipedes

explain

think its a meme name they call themselves

He's a fucking kpop fag

jpop*

did a nice relaxing cummy :)

post it

huh
might have to do it one day if I can get the ticket that cheap

As for the drink cart, I flew Munich-Beijing and back and they only came around with the drinks just before and after meals
they also said you could go to the galley in the middle or at the back for drinks, including hot tea which they kept topped up fairly often

I was surprised how clean they managed to keep the plane considering 8/10 of the passengers were Chinese and there was only 1 flight attendant who spoke Chinese

*flew on Lufthansa

and to think there's thousands of people waiting in line hundreds of miles away for trump's next rally while he's already doing one

That's not cute, stop it.

He wished some kpop slag a happy birthday.

BOOOOOM

That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic eruption that gives birth to the magnificent geode

business idea: go to a small Chinese town and see how many people try to take pictures with you

aerobics

Would spaff all over her big ones t b h

>He wished some kpop slag a happy birthday.
hahahaha how pathetic

that's not what I asked for you useless twat

>getting my daily dose [of reddit]

>trying to find information about buying a dj turntable
>every site is filled with audiophile shite
reeee

so would I

BOOM
CLAP

THE SOUND OF MY HEART

Absolutely fucking caterwauling

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheeler's_delayed_choice_experiment

ROADMEN BLAZE ZOOTS and BANG get wit the GIRLDEM while MAN browses MALAYSIAN TAPESTRY WEBSITES

My point is that she may not even be Hillary's daughter. Can anyone legitimately imagine her mothering a child? Or, for that matter, is there any proof of it happening? What if she simply "acquired" a daughter to use as a political prop from Hubbell, rather than growing the thing herself.

you don't need to go to a small town
you can go to Beijing and go to somewhere like Tienanmen Square
There are a load of people from smaller cities and towns who have never seen a foreigner before
Some people came up to us so we could take a picture together, and other times, there would be some person just taking a picture of us and walking away

>dj

greatest /brit/ gimmick

Lunch Lady Doris,do ya have any grease?

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

YER DA SELLS AVON

youtube.com/watch?v=WT-RCHoHz20

It's a real shame bollockbusting posting has fallen into disuse, it's a great gimmick

you got a problem?

Beens looking for this image for a while la cheers

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I actually used to work for Lufthansa lol

The airline used to be exemplary but has recently gone down in quality dude to competition from budget airlines. It's either adapt or die. They started their own line of budget airlines with germanwings but even they are failing. They used to be much better, if not the best, in the 80s and 90s.

First and Business Class on Lufthansa is still top tier though.

the creator is a confirmed nonce

Yes, yes we do

looks like an asylum demon

feel like a pussy because it's been 2 months and i'm still heartbroken

i miss her lads

news.sky.com/story/us-suspends-contact-with-russia-over-syria-10604686

>US suspends contact with Russia over Syria

Ahh yes, that'll show them

>us
NORmoid rEeeeeee

gREAT politics

The state of your life mate

>First and Business Class on Lufthansa is still top tier though.
$1 has been deposited into your bank account mein Freund

>never had a "her" to miss

Ah yes, crippling depression, very impressive

>Thread on weak genetics
>They have no idea that I am the original chinlad
Fools...

nice
It's the first time I've flown in years and the first time I've flown on my own. I actually enjoyed it. Staff were nice and friendly, especially on Manchester to Munich
last time I flew was Manchester to Gatwick with BA and that was literally sit down, eat our peanuts and get off again
The only other airline I've flown long haul with was American Airlines and the last time I flew with them was 8 years ago, so they aren't competing with much

who is this dane/german who goes travelling everywhere

Show /brit/ your tattoo(s) then, lads

>Wales
Ahh Yes.

Does anyone else have a cup of warm milk before beddie bye byes? Comfy as fuck desu

because it was only one person who had the imagination to fabricate those scenarios

me

back in the UK now

he fled the country after brexit

yeah exactly lad i just imagine this exact picture every time i think of how sad i am and it just makes me sadder because that's what my life has become

obviously i'm not pathetic enough to take a picture of myself crying and post it on social media for attention but i'm still just as sad as this dickhead

>reddit

you're the real pleb here matey

made a strange post on /tg/.

>Manchester to Gatwick
for what reason
is that even a thing

>Reddit
ahh yes

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>scottish memes and banter

There was a brief resurgence a while ago
Think it's just people being too lazy to invest time into making a good gimmick

I am literally on a train RIGHT. NOW.

I know some people can be autistic and that word is throw around alot and a number of idiots claim to be mildly austistic making them 'special'. But people with down syndrome are blissfully unaware of alot of problems around them but adjust normally. I was wondering how do I become 'down syndrome' though, can I force some kind of dna reconstruction of this condition.

why do you go travelling everywhere? work?

Reddit is an excellent website for intellectuals.
It's unsurprising that you aren't a fan.
Pah I say to you.

>/tg/

what the fuck are you talking about you sperg? if you want to be a down syndrome get plastic surgery and smash your head with a hammer til you feel sufficiently stupid

>Reddit is an excellent website for intellectuals.
>It's unsurprising that you aren't a fan.
>Pah I say to you

go fuck off back there then you cretin

remembering that time i train-hopped across the country

>extra £300 if you want to bring luggage

get tae fuck

To be fair every young person I know who bang on about nationalism and Britishness has been a fat ugly autist.

Most people don't give a shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q0B5ANjaFtE

quite like this kind of music. where can i find more of it?

get meme'd kid

I was lying from the start

It was a few years ago
I was going from where I lived to down south with my grandmother who hated trains more than driving

woah

and dressed like a poof too

The gf

I can be, but how do I BECOME.

why not?

>Not tearing up at Cameron's voice crack when he said "I love this country" after the Brexit vote.

Are people robots?

russian orthodox chants?

russian orthodox church singing

got the incense going for my wank

Sorry but I don't work for them anymore, Bruce.

American Airlines blows ass. All of their flight attendents are 65 years old because they're on old contacts and impossible to fire or retire. In January I'm flying to South Africa on my first long haul with BA and pretty bummed out because I realize that I'll be on 30 year old 747s with a shitty cabin. Ever flown with Ryanair before? I impulsively bought a 2,99€ flight to Romania for next week.

bit gay

just did a relaxing cummy :)

That's because you live in a shithole and know 3 people

youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk

youtube.com/watch?v=uEmPaTc589M

youtube.com/watch?v=5ltoxX85y_4

try this out for size

>he can afford direct long-haul flights

FOB

is this story true?

Got the Aneros in for the wank

could have a drink tonight but I think I'll abstain

Fucking choon

youtube.com/watch?v=QhoXWUZI0Eg

Caring about being British is something unique to people on absolute shithole estates and middle class leafy England.

Don't know why though.

yes

'sheed

>imagine being this much of a self hating brit

your ancestors would be ashamed

I will leftrightgoodnight ANY runtato in this thread

They've got nothing else to live for

'orke

lads

Wonderful tune, music to my ears

youtube.com/watch?v=t74er5nTMHo

Middle class leafy Englanders are mostly boomers who still have that patriotism ingrained by their war surviving parents, and people on shithole estates have nothing else to be proud of other than the "country"

Having said that, I do love this place and I believe Brexit is a massively positive thing for this country

nah never done any european budget airlines before
I've done a few NA ones but I was super young and can't remember what airlines they were

The first time I flew it was with AA and in business class because my dad's company was paying for it
My mum asked a flight attendant for a biscuit for me and my sister and she said in a super passive-aggresive way "Your children can have them when I say they're ready"

Ryanair is probably the shitest budget airline outside of the horrific yank ones